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AH!! Real Anon monsters!

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So you get to Equestria, congrats!
But your a horrible monster, un-congrats.

Pick your curse and tell us how you do, bonus points for monster pics and scared pony pics.

Size
>Kaiju
Your a city destroying beast
>Humanoid
Your an average human sized monster
>Vermin
Your the size of an animal, and more annoying than dangerous

Power
>Raw Strength
Most situations are solved with PUNCH
>Elemental Doom
Lasers, lighting, fire, acid. You name it and it's probably coming out of some orifice
>Eldritch Fear
You can make the toughest and roughest shit their pants just by looking at you

Feed
>MEAT!
You gotta eat living things, or else you lose your mind and go on feeding frenzies
>Destruction!
You feed off raw chaos, you just destroy anything and everything to sustain yourself
>Rape!
You have to fuck, no seriously, if the rape train stops you explode like in 1994 Speed

Curse
>Demon speak
No one can understand a damned word your saying
>Horrid
Your uglier than sin, probably smell to
>Mr. Unlucky
You mean well, to bad so much as being in your presence causes injuries and destruction

Weakness
>Fighting power
a large enough army could widdle you down
>Friendship
The elements of harmony can blast you with their rainbow power!
>Rumple stiltSkin
Your one weakness as an anon, if someone says your true name you kill yourself. And yes, there are hints to your true name in Equestria
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nigger that a kingdom hearts
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>>26074481
Was just posting anything monster looking I had, sorry
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>>26074475
Probably go Ogre

>Humanoid- see if I can't get 9 or 10 feet tall
>Raw Strength
>Destruction
>Horrid
>Friendship

I'd rampage across Equestria destroying ponyville and that damn Baltimare. Only to be stopped by the elements and turned into stone or jail or worse a recurring redemption villain
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I'll just be the scariest thing I can think of then.
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>>26074475
>Vermin
>Eldritch Fear
>Destruction!
>Demon speak
>Rumple stiltSkin
Just Lovecraft my shit up senpai.
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>be vermin sized human with incredible strength and agility, carnivorous and my weakness is that gay rainbow of them
I'd be hiding and feeding in celestia's vagina until the fatefull day I'd make her explode from the inside
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>>26074475
>Humanoid-XXL
>Raw Strength
>Destruction!
>Demon speak
>Friendship

Pic related, is monster.
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>>26074475
>Kaiju
>Eldritch Fear
>Destruction!
>Demon Speak
>Fighting Power

I am become death destroyer of guilds.

I believe that if I try really hard enough, I could make the mane 6 dislike each other very much and possibly disband.
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>>26074475
Kaiju
Eldritch fear
Destrucction
Demon Speak
Rumple stilt Skin

Yeah, I also like Lovecraft.
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>>26074660
>God damned vagina goblins, wrecking the place up!

My sides
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>humanoid
>elemental (acidic semen)
>rape
>horrid
>Rumple shitskin
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>>26074475
Dragon. i want to be the big nice red version of smaug.
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>>26074758
I think you ment pussy troll
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>>26074475
>Humanoid
>Elemental Doom
>MEAT!
>Demon speak
>Rumple stiltSkin
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>>26074475
>Vermin
>Eldritch Fear
>Destruction!
>Demon Speak
>Rumple stiltSkin

pic related it's the monster I'll become.
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>>26075402
Goddamn it nyxfag
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now im just imagining a bunch of anons turned giant monsters, running around apologizing profusely as they destroy things

>>26075402
gave me a giggle m8
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>>26074612
10/10 - could actually see that in the show
>>26074644
8/10 - cant go wrong with cthulu
>>26074684
5/10 - Broly a scary fuck, but not exactly monster material
>>26074660
6/10 - a bit weird, but also hilarious and horrifying
>>26075322
9/10 - for that fukin metal ass pic!
>>26075402
meme/-10
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>How long had it been since you ended up here?
>How long had you slept?
>How long without anyone to speak to?
"Cmon Twilight! It aint gonna move, fella been stiller than stone since it first attacked."
>You hated this place
"Yeah! dumb things probably dead..."
>No....that was wrong, you actually really liked place
"M-maybe he's sleeping?" *squeak*
>Then...you hated yourself?
>Yes, that seemed better
>This place was not to blame
"WOWEE! So much bigger up close!"
>Its hard to remember, all flashes and pain
>The little ones dont help, far to afraid, you wish they werent
>You try to speak but its only gibberish
>You try to reach out but something always breaks
>So you stay still, very still, like a very deep sleep
"Goodness...quite the brutish looking thing isnt it?"
>Sometimes you feel the little ones poke and prod you
>Speaking of what they need to do
>You try not to pay attention
>It only makes you want to talk back
>You love them to much, and your happy to be here
>Better to lay here content then to hurt them again
"Girls please! Whatever this creature is caused massive amounts of destruction and then suddenly went dormant, we cant just ignore something like that!"
>You wish you could say your sorry...
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MLP already has its own lovecraftian monster...
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>>26076584
"OH!OH! Maybe we can sing it awake!?"
>please no
"Singing tends to put things to sleep Pinkie dear"
>Pinkie begins bouncing on your face
"Then we sing really loud music!"
>why must you pain me so party horse!
"We are NOT waking it up! It tore a massive swath in the forest AND Ponyville last time, we dont need another bout of chaos."
>The ponies continue to dot about you
>Ponk is bouncing on your face
>Blue Fast is flying about, poking different areas of your body
>AJ and Flutter are somewhere you cant hear
>Rara is trying to flake a piece of whatever your made of off
>And your fairly certain Twolot is just staring at you, thank goodness you cant sweat
>Your eyes are shut and half your body is submerged underground
>If she plans on doing something your not sure what, although it probably involves the elements of harmony since their all here anyway
"Pfft, what a dumb monster, we didnt even do anything and it just konks out like this."
>love ya to rainbutt
"Thats just it Dash, we have no idea what this creature reacts to, or why it did what it did. Which is why we need to seal it away."
>this seems to catch the ponies attention
"Like, statuefy him?"
>Fuck...
"No Dash, Tartarus."
>DOUBLE FUCK!

im honestly not sure where to go with monster anon, guess if theres enough interest yall can decide
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>>26077138
bump for more
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>>26077138
MORE! I NEED MORE!!!!
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>>26077138
Please give us more anon.
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>>26077138
>The mares become a babble of speech and arguing
>Your just trying to hold back the urge to get up and book it any direction thats not here
"Tartarus holds some of the most dangerous creatures and artifacts that have ever appeared in Equestria, this...whatever it is, is no different!"
>gotta calm yourself down, how would book horse even manage to put you in pony hell anyhow? Its all just theory at this point right?
"Which is why I've requested the help of the princesses."

>͉͇͔̯̫"̸̫͓̰͎̦̠F̬̺̙̖͖͍̤U̳̩̣C̮͖K̪̻̗̘͚̟ ̭̻͙̠̝̕Y̼̜̻͕͚̤͓͝O̘͉͉̼̰U͚̗͝ ̵̬͕̖̩͇̲̻B̻͍̗͜O͏̻̝̻̥̭̦O̳̩̤Ḵͅ ̵̟̟̼̮͔̻̰H̷̥̱̤̘̩O̴̗̰̠̦R̛͎SͅE̵̝͓!͔̫͈"͓̩͇̣̠


"Wuh."
>Ok so your breaking your self imposed rule super hard right now
>But fuck that your not going to pony hell!
>With one massive lurch you slam your upper body forward, sending Pinkie flying with a "Weeee!"
>Your also staring face to face with the purple pony princess
>Said pony princess looks like a deer caught in the headlights if said deer was also having the biggest asthma attack this side of the west side

....h̑ȇ̖͇̙͈l̨͉̈l̖̱̣̘͚̫͕ͬ̆o̫ͥ̅̏ͩ͒͢.ͦ͌̓ͬ̍̀.͚̟̬͈̓̎͟ͅ.͕͕̲͍̤̒̎́̔̄ͩ
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>>26079634
>....she passed out
>yeah, ok
>this is actually a good thing!
>just gotta take assessment of the situation
>you look about as best as you can in your half buried state
>Twilight, Fluttershy, and your pretty sure Rarity are unconscious
>You'd sent Pinkie flying when you got up
>Applejack attempted to buck you and hurt her leg
>Wheres Dash!?
>Oh wait there she is, making like an exceptionally annoying mosquito and ramming into your head multiple times
"Why! *slam* Wont! *smack* He! *crash* Go! *bump* Down! *thunk*"
>Your a credit to the team Dash dont let anyone tell you your not
>No more time for internal snark though!
>You slam your hands into the ground around you and begin to lift yourself from the pit
>Seeing you free yourself quickly turns Dash from attack mode to save my friends mode, as she goes about bringing them to a safe distance
>Good, one less worry on your mind
>With one final heave your finally free! And boy do the pones look even smaller now!
>Dash stands in front of her friends with a determined look, probably expecting you attack
>You have a better idea though!
>You proceed to book it the opposite direct like a giant Usain Bolt, leaving sections of destroyed forest in your wake


>Be Rainbow Dash
>The giant seemingly invincible death monster that could have blown you to bits with a small cough just ran away
>You'd be feeling super proud of yourself right now if every muscle in your body wasnt stiff as a board from fear
>Just..gotta say something cool
>Like, Yeah you run away! Or, Next time dont pick a fight with the best!
"YEAH YOU RUN BEST!"
>Close enough me, thanks me
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