"Hey Anon, Remember when I said I was on the pill?"

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>>26060038

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>>26060038
Remember when I said I didn't have a vasectomy?
I lied.

>>26060038
Hey Pinkie, remember when I said I was rich?

I lied

Remember when I said this statement was true?

I lied.

>>26060064
Don't mess with my head Charles

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>>26060038
In this situation you just have to
PUSH through and be there for
HER. Sometimes you just have to get
DOWN on it and take
THE responsibility. Congratulations, you just climbed the
STAIRS to fatherhood.

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>>26060091

>>26060038
Green when?

>>26060098
But I actually want to turn EQG Pinkie into my own personal fuck-happy breeding bitch, so that's no fun.

>>26060103
That's not fun at all

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>>26060038
Cool. Remember when I said I was fertile?

>>26060107
Right? It's a prompt about entrapment, not turning Pinkie into a teen cocksleeve.

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>>26060038
Crazy baby slut!
Crazy baby slut!
You can punch her,
Kick her,
And hanger!

>>26060038
Remember when I said I wasn't sterile? I lied too. Get your ass to the curb.

>>26060038
>Rape

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Remember when I said I was going to kill you last

I Lied

>>26060136
So Green when?

>>26060114
nice

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>>26060052
>>26060114
>>26060148

Impotent losers and cucks

>>26060245
This tbqh. If you get a vasectomy, you literally destroy your own manhood.

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>>26060245
>Getting roped into raising what's probably another man's child.

>>26060253
Except that they can reverse the procedure at a later date if you want.

>>26060245
>cucks for not raising someone else's child
That frog does not belong to you, heathen.

>>26060264
They can? I was unaware of that.

>>26060114
Why tho