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Pomf Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost

List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/

Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136

Remember: That's the sound they make

Last thread >>26030925
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Reminder
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I can't believe we went through a whole thread without anyone mentioning JAD IS PERECT but Innkeeper is
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Treads is a cute little horse.
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>>26043559

Despite repeated delays, Galloping Steel lives!
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>>26044265
Did you like the pic Panzer?
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Every QM is now running someone else's quest.

Hijunker is running 11-54
Bath is running Mendacity
Res is incharge of JAD
And so forth

How does it go?
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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
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>>26044277

The one with Treads getting her head blown off? It's was well-drawn.
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>>26044295
11-54 would have systems and states out the ass for every monster
Mendacity wouldn't be dead
JAD would get more exciting
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>>26044297
Imposter!
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>>26044305
Bath likes drawing pictures of pones being killed, tortured, or otherwise bullied by the universe. Treads is just an easy target.
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>>26044352
She was an easier target than the tank apparently
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>>26044295
>Not changing JAD and CQ to remain perfect
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>>26044398
What if we had a new CYOA that was written by Coltquest and it was about JAD and everything was bats?
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>>26044398
>autistic batcancer
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>>26044352

I'm well-aware of that. I may have said before that the Treads bullying is anons making the art and memes they want to make (out of a character THEY created, no less. Remember that ultimately, I wasn't the one who designed Treads) that isn't effecting Galloping Steel itself in any tangible way. Thus, even though it's not to my taste, I have no business stomping around demanding it be stopped.
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>>26044398
>batshit
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>>26044421
Then there would be shitposting.
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>>26044430
Forever bullied
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>>26044421
I'd play it
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>>26044429
>>26044435
Shiny, please stop
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>>26044468
Just so you know, neither of those were new ips.

Shiny's always a new ip.
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>>26044468
>>26044429
>10:15
>>26044435
>10:43

>muh shiny boogeyman
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>>26044468
You can't use Shiny as a scapegoat this time. The posts you're quoting were about 30 seconds apart. They can't both be from the same poster.
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>>26044497
Then who was it?
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>>26044497
>can't
The correct phrase you're looking for is 'unlikely to be'
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>>26044497

>Implying shiny isn't just using two computers.
>Or multiple browsers.
>Or one computer and one phone on a mobile network to hide his IP address.
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>>26044517
Anons memeposting in response to a pointless batpic.
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Coltquest is actually pretty decent
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>>26044352
That's not entirely true. I just like drawing stupid and funny shit and Stuff. And most if not all of the Treads bullying pics were actually requested by people. Although, bullying pones is funny to me it not like it's mutually exclusive.
Also, recently I've found turning the hose on ponies is pretty funny... For me at least.
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>>26044590
Close enough right?
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>>26044550
Depends on what you're looking for in it. If you're expecting a deep story about a kid repairing from trauma you'll be disappointed, but if you're expecting a lewd quest it's fine.
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>>26044430
I was confused by the meme until I realized it's pushed by people who don't play.
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>>26044295
I want to see Coltshan take over as CEO of Shooting Stars Incorporated
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What would happen if Innkeeper took over ButtQuest?
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>>26044918
The butts would get flatter
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>>26044928
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treads and pot
would it work?
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>>26044974
No.
Tanks aren't flat.
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>>26044984
German tanks are.
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>>26044974
Actually, I think that would work out just fine.

>POT: "Well, I'm off to make money and sleep around."
>TREADS: "Have fun at work, honey. I need to go drive a tank over big things until they become small things."
>POT: "You're fine with me sleeping around, right?"
>TREADS: "I'm only sexually attracted to things that can level a building."
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>>26044974
Depends
But first we must ask the must important question
Is pot good with little mares?
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>>26045057
Hmm, Pot's fetish IS property damage...
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>>26044918
Anything you touch will turn to gold
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>>26045134
Match made in heaven
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>>26045134
>I'm sorry Sundance, I've found a mare who can REALLY satisfy me
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>>26045181
>Sundance gets pissed
>They both wreck the Inn to win his love
>Pots jacking off behind the rubble
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>>26045204
>Rarg! I'll show you property damage!
>Taste my composite rigid!
>Does braking this do it for you Pot!?
>Gunner, heat!
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>>26045237
Cross over when
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>>26045078
I think pot is better with big mares
But little mares can like him to if he gets them a gift
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>>26045078
Its only the size of the property damage that matters
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I sure do hope Innkeeper isn't busy today, that guy spolies us so much that you get the capitalism withdrawal and shakes from not playing.
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>>26045237

AP ammo (whether regular or composite-rigid) isn't all that useful for causing properly damage, since all you do is poke a small hole. You want HE, HE-Frag or HESH for that.
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So which CYOAs and QMs that we actually care about are still dead?
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>>26045345
shut up nerd
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>>26045345
She was targeting support struts.
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>>26045346
r-rocketeer
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>>26045364
Even so, why would you go for the shell that doesn't explode over the shell that explodes for property damage?
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>>26045380
Because other ponies are in the building. Geez, are you trying to kill someone?
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>>26045346
RITS
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Active threads

Dirty Work: >>26042861
SS: >>26001676
Threshold: >>26041486
ButtQuest: >>25941092
Coltquest: >>26031482
Vampony: >>26031454
Urban Survival: >>25996685
Long Name: >>26031398
Trottingham: >>26040196
Space: >>25901652
YRWYS: >>26041573
Necroquest: >>26029016
Alchemy: >>25979911
Archipelago: >>26039125
Galloping Steel: >>26043559
11-54: >>25975103
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>>26045237
Pot be all like "Boing!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
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Hey guys, just wanted to let ya know that I'm not gonna be running tonight. I should be good for picking back up tomorrow, however.

>>26034090
And to the anon that drew this fanart; thank you! I don't really care what the quality of the art is - I'm just happy and excited that you drew it in the first place! I went ahead and redid it if you don't mind.
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>>26045376

He's still dead?! Didn't he show up after a year or so of being dead, run one thread, then abandon ship again?
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>>26045409
>cucked twice
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>>26045389
Of course not, Anon. Th-that would be crazy.
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>>26045389
>high fluff pillow round
>releases tons of fluff and a shockwave
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>>26045407
sorry for not being able to bump it. the board moved faster then I thought it would. enjoy your evening.
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>>26045433
>runs an interactive story about talking horses online
>thinks he isn't insane
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>>26045345
HESH a shit, you bong-lover
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>>26045463
lel hepfags go home
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>>26044295
I wonder what quest would be turned to a snailquest by long name's QM
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>>26045851

>Gets Curwhibbles.

>Wordcount up by 3000%
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>>26045851
Switch Curwhibbles and Long Name.
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The reason why you don't invite MC's to a funeral
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>>26045881
>she's drop dead gorgeous
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>>26045881
Because it's tacky to have Pot spreading STDs at a funeral.
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http://imgur.com/pvkSrap

One of the things I did today.
The rest will be up some other time.
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>>26045881
"Even I could find a more creative way to do it."
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>>26045881
Her big friend in the quilt kept trying to steal the body.
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>>26045992
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>>26045911
>literally nothing showing in uncensored version.
come on, son. Why make a separate version for nothing?
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>>26045870
Being so new to MLP's quest scene... I don't know what this is, how embarrassing. Could someone elaborate?
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>>26046107
Curwhibbles had 30 day long threads with like twenty updates.
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>>26046107
Curwhibbles is a satyr quest that would have threads up for a month. People would bump it endlessly waiting for the QM to tell them what's going on.
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>>26045911
Fuckin noice
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>>26046107
Is that you, long name man?
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Factory exploration quest continues!
>>26046379
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>>26046394
lel I care
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>>26045407
Based. Thanks man. Really enjoying the quest.
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>>26046394
Sometimes I sit down and wonder what it would feel like to be eaten by a carnivorous mutant plant.
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>>26046992
Given the blood there it's petals would cut off any limbs outside of their grasp. Then traditionally carnivorous plants use acid to dissolve their pray. Their bell fills slowly with acid as they generate it over the course of hours. So you'd be screaming and bleeding everywhere until your throat is raw and bloody, then you get to sit and try to avoid the rising acid level. Then just deal with the pain as it slowly travels up your body until you finish bleeding out from ruptured veins in your lower body.
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>>26047037
Neat.
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>>26047037
So you think that the only reason Pepper died so quickly is because the flower snapped her head off or otherwise put her in a position where she couldn't breathe?
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>>26047098
Her neck got caught between the petals and the description is of suffocation. I imagine it crushed her windpipe.
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>>26047037
I learned something new on 4chan today
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Hello, how are you all today?
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>>26047619
Good, the usual
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As a member of secret club, I would like to apologize for taking away vital discussion from /cyoag/
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>>26047644
who are the members anyway?
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>>26047644
Superior version obtained.
>>26047656
Pretty much anyone who hops on picarto.
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>>26047656
anyone who shows up.
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>>26047656
Me
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>>26047656
It's all Arch samefagging.
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>>26047656
Namefags.
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>>26048182
who all post anonymously. The worst kind of namefags.
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>>26046114
>>26046125
It had such great writing and lovable characters. That quest would've been so glorious if it wasn't for the painfully slow updates.
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damn it

Same question

Wild West CYOA

Would you?
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>>26048432
As long as it's set in Applelosa. I want some kind of canon in my CYOAs
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>>26048432
Sometimes I think you'd be happier in /tg/ since ponies just seem to be your window dressing for whatever you actually want to do.

Bathwater has a similar problem.
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>>26048476
Oh please, Dandy is just SCP with ponies.
Lots of quests are and fics are.
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>>26047644
>>26047666
>>26048348
Stop being passive aggressive.
It makes you look ike a cunt.
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>>26048493
Yeah. Lots of quests have that problem.
Doesn't stop being a problem just because it's common.
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>>26048518
I don't see it as a problem.
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>>26048518
It doesn't really make it a problem to define it as a problem.
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>>26048518

The thought process is typically, "I want to do ponies, but with..." or "I want to have ponies doing...", so regardless of the merits of the "X with ponies" model, saying those QMs would be happier at /tg/ is false.
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>>26048536
I'd like to point out that X with ponies is distinct from ponies with X. One implies a base of ponies with something else on top a base of something else with ponies sprinkled on top.
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>>26048545

That might be a fair point, except that the wording of >>26048518 , wherein "most" quests have that "problem", implies the anon isn't interested in making that distinction.
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>>26048563
"most"? I said "lots"
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>>26048573

My bad, but "lots" still implies a majority.
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>>26048589
No it does not, I certainly haven't bothered to count. Maybe a half dozen of active quests have the problem, If that isn't enough to justify the word 'lots' go fuck yourself and then replace it with 'several'.
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>>26048636

I'd prefer "a number of", but semantics will distract from the main point. Most QMs who have the "problem" are choosing to PB&chocolate combine two things they love, one of those being ponies. Take away either one of those things and they'd be less happy, making /tg/ a less fun choice for them, even if it might be a more sensible point in some purely objective (and thus, impossible to obtain in this situation, but hey, for the sake of argument...) sense.
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>>26048432
Would it be anything like your last attempt at a western setting?
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>>26048727
absolutely not
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unf
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>>26048678
>PB&chocolate
ew
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>>26048727
What was it?
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>>26048797
>hating on Reese's
get the fuck out
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>>26048812
The "I don't know what the fuck to focus on" arc of Hijack.
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>>26048812
terrible

we don't speak of it

It was supposed to be Steel's mission, but I fucked everything up before I got the blal rolling, so I abandoned it wholesale and tried to work with the remains
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don't fuck quest when?
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>>26048812
>go to Appleloosa
>don't even get cowboy hat
Steelie is worst tourist.
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>>26048838
when puzzleanon comes back
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>>26048838
is this what you are talking about?
a quest where you are a young nerdy (but very beautiful) earth pony trying to survive her first estrus. you need to go about your day, going to school, work, the shops, meeting friends, running errands, while trying not to get fucked during your first estrus, which is a particularly strong estrus that makes you wet at the sight of a stallion and makes any stallion within nose range hard. try not to ruin your bright future with a foal.

if so then i don't think anybody has decided to take it up yet.
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>>26048866
>this entire premise
BUTTQUEST 2 WHEN
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>>26048866

I'm so down for this.
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>>26048866
>not knowing about horse abortion
TIME FOR DICK
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>>26048866
Just obtain to silver nitrate and inject it into our womb, then we'll be fine
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>>26048889
>>26048890
but that would ruin all the fun.

although i guess a quest about a mare deep into heat trying to get fucked as much as she can would be fun too
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>>26048898
that'd be better because in the first there's going to be people who want to lose and become the town broodmare.
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>>26048905
those people are called trolls and are best ignored. they feed off of attention and drama.
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>>26048898

Or go half-and-half with it. We're trying to give our first estrus to our childhood sweetheart, and so have to resist the temptation to let somepony else fuck us before he can.
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>>26048912
You can't ignore a majority though.
And you're very likely to end up with a hentai game situation.
>o-oh no, my hips are moving on there own!
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>>26048916
No anon, there must be no foals. Out school work depends on it
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>>26048928
No foals, only a satyr.
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>>26048916
>>26048869

>you will never corner quick fix in his home
>you will never stifle his screams of terror as you press your mouth over his
>you will never slam relentlessly atop his dick, rocking and creaking his bed with every pump
>you will never hear him breathlessly call your name as he shoot rope after sticky rope of his hot cum deep into you
>you'll never collapse onto him, spent and satisfied
>you'll never feel his hoof drawing weak circles on your butt
>you'll never tell him his score as you drift to sleep against his fuzzy chest
>you will never have griz for sloppy seconds

Why
Even
Live
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>>26048985
>you will never corner quick fix in his home
Like, full cicada block?
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>>26049011
Of course
Upside down too, if only to get a head start on wetting his shaft
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>>26049011
took me a minute
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How understanding are players when QMs must take a break to do real life tasks before continuing?
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>>26049234
yes
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>>26049234
fucking normies reeee
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>>26049234
depends on how long the break is.
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>>26049286
>rocketeer
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>>26049234
If it's a fast QM I'd like to be told, if it's a slow QM I don't care if it's less than an hour or two, if it's a glacial QM it doesn't really matter.
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>>26049286
...Few weeks?
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>>26049286
GC
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>>26049234
>>26049340
Oh, long term break. Do what you need to do, just tell your players and give an guess for when you'll be able to start again.
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>>26049359
don't remind me.
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>>26049340
As long as he doesn't disappear like fucking Aang without a word, that's alright for me
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>>26049377
But then the bat nation attacked.
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>>26049392
who is aang?
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>>26049392
Is that another word for batfags and their fanon autism?
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>>26049402
Some bald nerd.
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>>26049402
What is google?
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>>26049488
I think he means who's CYOA Aang to the bat nation.
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>>26049492
>awkwardly worded sentence that implies we had a CYOA where the avatar fought the bat nation
I'd play it.
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>>26049505
>the kekeke meteor approaches
>soon all bats will have the power of the master batfags
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>>26049492
>>26049505
>>26049517
>Kekekek bats :^)
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>>26049533
Fire Lord Shiny pls
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>>26049549
Wait, I thought the bats WERE the fire nation in this hypothetical.
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>>26049563
Yes.
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>>26048866
what about that idea for a herding quest, where you need to gather up a large herd as quickly as you can, because if you don't have a larger herd than your brother before your father dies, then he gets all the families inheritance.
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>>26049505
Fuck I'd definitely play that
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>>26049573
Has potential. Better play a mare or buckle in for gay drama though.
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>>26049718
Earth. Unicorn. Pegasus. Bat. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Alicorn kept balance between the Pegasus Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Unicorn States, and Bat Nation. But that all changed when the Bat Nation attacked. Only the Alicorn mastered all four forms of pony magic. Only she could stop the ruthless batfags. But when the world needed her most, she vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Bat Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Bat Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Alicorn was never reborn into the unicorns, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Alicorn will return to save the world.
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>>26049753
that sounds incredibly autistic.
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>>26049766
That was the idea, fire lord shiny.
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>>26049776
It was supposed to be really really stupid. That was the whole point. We were joking about casting the bats as the fire nation and I wanted to point out exactly what that would look like. I'd never want to actually play that as a quest.
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Is it time to complain about bat now?
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>>26049807
Yes, just a single bat. Who should we complain about?
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>>26049848
Nightlight
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>>26049851
Complain all you want, but I know you wont be complaining about them hips
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>>26049851
Nightlight a gud girl
dindo nuffin
only half bat anyway
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>>26049870
that ass screams 100% bat to me
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>>26049870
True. Let's complain about Tara instead. She has a face.
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>>26049900
she does indeed have a face
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>>26049899
i dunno lad
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>>26049900
This is a face.
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>>26049859
More like Nightbitch. Her ass covers up the fact that she has no personality.
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>>26049848

Can we complain about Fruit Flank's family instead?
Serious talk for a moment here. The dude's dad is an adventuring hero that had the balls to stick his dick in a changling queen; at least twice. He adopts orphaned kids and race doesn't seem to matter, so I give him props for that.

So to start I want to bring up two things that bother me. First and foremost is his shitty job at teaching his kids to defend themselves. When your line of work is fighting monsters and recovering lost artifacts, you don't want your kids being easy targets. Yet Fruit Flank spends the majority of his time getting his ass beat.

The second thing is. What the hell is he doing NOW? You'd think he and Fruit's older siblings would be out and about doing stuff with the apocalypse going full swing. At the very least I'd expect him to show up to make sure his kid isn't dead somewhere.
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>>26049947
>Complaining about that
Lol what a fag.
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>>26049977
>all changeling females are Queens
Ok
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>>26049987
>bees
>ants
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>>26049987
Maybe he's picturing it like ants, but backwards.
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>>26049987
>>26050004

I only “assume” that because Nips has specifically stated that Fruit's mother has not be involved in his or his sister's upbringing. I can't imagine a regular changling would be that terrible of a mother, where as a kid would be a nightmare to try and keep around.

Yes, I'm well aware what assuming does, but that makes some sense doesn't it?
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>>26049999
Bee and ant hives are almost exclusively infertile females with haploid genotype, hatched from unfertilized eggs laid by the queen. Males are incredibly uncommon.
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>>26049999
Bees and ants are all female except for the ones that impregnate a drone that becomes a queen quadAnon.

Waiting for random event.
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>>26050026
>Fruit's mother has not be involved in his or his sister's upbringing.
Don't remind me
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>>26049753
nyx?
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>>26050073
Since I was trying to make a hyperautistic mashup of ponies and avatar, I'm going to say sure.
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>>26050073
She's a big pony.
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>>26050047

It's okay. He has a neurotic, overprotective sister that was probably like a surrogate mom. Likely gave him and the other young-lings bedtime snacks and tucked them, never forgetting to read them the latest Daring Do books or one of her dad's stories.

I wish I had an overprotective big sister
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>>26050117
Where the fuck do people get this information about fruits family
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>>26050161

People just like making up headcanon about his family. Knowing Nips, the family is probably actually bland and flat.
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>>26050161
their dicks
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Where's the promised gambling quest?
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>>26049922
it's a wonder how Shade hasn't got lost in that thing
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I need more Semantic Error and Northern Excursion... Really hope SE doesn't remain incomplete...
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>>26050117
Muh heart
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>>26050161
nipscucks rofl
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>>26049977
where are you getting all this information about fruity's family? i have been following the quest from the beginning and have not heard any of this. all i know is his father is an earth pony and had exotic taste in women. oh and he's probably rich.
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>>26049977

The thing you have to understand is he is 1 of 20 siblings. Yes the dad probably TRIES to teach them how to at least defend themselves when they hit a certain age but with 20 kids, that's gotta be rough.

Also why would they be out and about hunting the same spirit that we are right now? We've already seen that not everybody knows about what's going on.

>>26050117
God damn that's cute. Stop making me wish nips would make that a real thing.
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>>26050704
Actual content, word of author, and pure speculation mingle freely on this board. You know how when the show doesn't explain something a hundred headcanons show up to rectify the situation? That's a lot of what is happening here.
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>>26050772
(citation needed)
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whats the scariest monster you could face in a cyoa?
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>>26050786
Inept.
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>>26050786
Yourself
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>>26050772
(Citation Needed)
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>>26050786
this thing i just doodled.
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>>26050786
>>26050788
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>>26050780
>>26050796
>[citation needed]
That was my whole point. If you have no idea where a fact ca e from, don't forget that there is always the possibility it came from nowhere and is just headcanon.
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>>26050704

Nips talks alot about his quests in his picarto chats. He hasn't revealed very much though. We know that Fruit's dad is an adventure and Fruit has 19 siblings. All of which are somehow girls. Most of them also being adopted.

I've never personally seen Nips mention anything about his dad's ability to fight or his sibling's abilities to fight. Not sure where the whole fighting monsters and artifacts thing came from. Probably headcanon.
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>>26050803
>two anons twisted and warped into one another
well thats sufficient nightmare fuel.
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Any secret clubs around?
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>>26050954
It's called sekrit for a reason :^)
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>>26050954
Are you a peasant?
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This thread is now a secret clud
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>>26051008
Shut up Bob.
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>>26051008
pls draw Easy getting banging by a jar of Skub pls :DDD
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>>26051091
I think it is high time we decided what skub is made of. Thoughts, anyone?
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>>26050117

Is that porn comic ever going to be finished? The one with the older sister.
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>>26051130
It's extracted from tears of your enemies.
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>>26051130
Wingpit extract.
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>>26051146
Wow, well now I know who owns that company.
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>>26051130
The anal anguish of those who dare stand up to CQ
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>>26051138
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>>26051150
Floral created it along side her plant growth products?
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>>26051138
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>>26051130
memes obviously
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>>26051130
Tears and anal anguish have both been suggested, so some form of despair is clearly a crucial component. Maybe it comes in different flavors depending on what sort of unspeakable sorrow it is made out of.
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>>26051272
How do we get mango flavor?
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>>26051272
I wonder how failure tastes like.
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What's a good writefag prompt for an epic boss fight?
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>>26051336
>Shade, we need to talk. Your waifu, she's... shit
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>>26051336
>Who...Who ate the last cookie?
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>>26051336
>kekekeke
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>>26051336

>"So...my little Fruitloop thinks he's all grown up and ready to take on the world.....show me.
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>>26051336
>you're to late Blitz
>I've already activated the device
>Already it gathers power from the greatest force in the universe
>Puns
>Once it has completed this dark task, I will ascend to godhood!
>And this world will be left broken and barren of all puns...
>Forever
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>>26051392
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>>26051336
>TANKS. ARE. REAL.
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>>26051336
>Just 50 bucks for CC
>Boss fights DLC separate
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>>26051426
Bats are too :^)
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>>26051392

So a tutorial boss fight?
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>>26051457
edgi
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>>26051457
are bat-tanks real?
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>>26051502
bumblebats are
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>>26051336

Prove to me you are strong enough to survive...
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>>26051336
>"Heh... Sunny Days was it? Did you really think you could escape so easily..."
>A light flickers from Alexander's horn and Maximilian collapses.
>"Now with that distraction out of the way, let's see how much I remember from my days as a royal battle-mage."
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>>26051598
>When I'm done with you Alex, I'm gonna fuck your wife
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>>26051336
>"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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>>26051621
"And your son too."
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>>26051622
Said by the thief stealing from Sombra.
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>>26051661
Too bad we didn't get any epic boss batle.
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>>26051514
Bumblebatmothchangelingbunnybear
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Trottingham continues:
>>26051754
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>>26051622
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>>26051761
what animal are its genitals from?
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>>26051426
>>26051457
>turns out Treads was a bat in disguise
>now she has a tank
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>>26051622
>Sam Jetstreams theme starts playing
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>>26051790
A superior combination of bat and moth
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>>26051916
I'm not sure I want to google "moth penis".
brb google.
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Where's rki btw?
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>>26051916
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>>26050954
sekrit club is up
https://picarto.tv/horse
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>>26051944
>moth penis
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>>26051967
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>>26051967
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This is not my fetish.
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Can you look at him the same way?
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>>26052052
I choose to believe that part is pony.
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>>26052052
I never thought the picture would be this appropiate.
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>>26052052
>two hairy, curvy horsecocks, stimulating your insides
unf
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>>26052052
It's okay, I still love you tube poner.
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>>26052093
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Can our next client in Coltquest be a mothpon?
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>>26051944
>>26051994
>>26052019
>>26052034
>>26052052
>>26052078
>>26052092
You're welcome :^)
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>>26052177
no thank you for those dubs
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>>26051956
noice ruse
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>Title of an MC's autobiography.
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>>26052554
"I just can't stop suckkng cocks"
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>>26052554
fug
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>>26052554
The Cuck Life
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>>26052554
"It was a prank!"
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Seriously now, though. Any secret club open?
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>>26052554
Stoned.
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>>26052554
Stone Cold Slumber
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>>26052554
"Head in The Clouds: life and struggles of a trans-pegasus"
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>>26052598
Why are you so desperate for a secret club, Anon?
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>>26052598
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>26052554
Kekeke mangoes
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>>26052607
I had a chuckle
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>>26045400
Has anyone tried making a summary for all of these?
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>>26052554
Not so Easy
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>>26052554
The Corrugated Prison: A Tale of Sacrifice
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>>26052652
Sure thing, anon.

A pony or ponies decides that they want something, and attempt to make it happen. Eventually they succeed, fail, or disappear because the QM bitched out.
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>>26052554
"Wait, but I only killed 37 ponies"
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>>26052681
How about a summary specific and unique to each CYOA?
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>>26052702
Oh, each. I thought you said all.

That seems like a lot of work.
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>>26052702
See: anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com
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>>26052715
It'd probably also be snarky as fuck
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>>26052614
because I am bored to tears and there's nothing going on here that's worth engaging
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>>26052738
Play minesweeper, then
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>>26052758
dandy please
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>>26052702
>>26052730
JAD: Make money and accrue STDs.
Dirty Work: You have mob debts and OCD.
Threshold: Science, bitches.
ButtQuest: ButtQuest
Coltquest: Have sex with things.
Long Name: What happens if you put all your points into charisma?
Galloping Steel: Property damage.
11-54: Where the fuck are we? What the fuck is going on?
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>>26052738
Looks like it's time for you to stream then, fagtron.
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>>26052775
>Galloping Steel: Ponies in tanks.

ftfy
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>>26052775
Best summaries I've ever seen.
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>>26052738
We will entertain you, anon. What do you want to talk about? It can be literally anything, and we won't judge you.

__________I mean it, for the most part.___________
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>>26052738
then read up on a CYOA.
here is your starting point >>26045400
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>>26052806
Well then, hows the weather been for you guys?
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>>26052815
Rainy, for the first time in a long time. California has been in a drought recently. We really needed it.
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>>26052815
ok
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>>26052815
Cold. At least it makes the bed nice and comfy. Makes it nice and easy to read up on past quests.
Unique when?
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>>26052775
Urban: Bats are the devil, and also your friend
Hijack: Fetch quest to the max
Vamp: You have become the racial stereotype
Unique: Be cruel to be kind
NE: The Thing, The Sphere and The Milf
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>>26052815
Snowy.
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>>26052868
But Rem isn't a- oh.
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>>26052901
Spoilers!
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Threshold is (almost) live!
>>26041486
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>>26052815
Cloudy as fuck. Temperature's been fair enough for a walk though, so I can't complain.
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>>26052554

Just plane sad.

A short autobiography that was found frozen in the snow near some woolly mammoth tracks.
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>>26051138
link?
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>>26052815
It snowed and mow it is snowing again.
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>>26053063

Who?
>>
Well anon, now you know what the weather is like where we all are. Are you still bored and need more smalltalk? Do you want to talk about what all of our weekend plans are or what everyone's favorite color is or some shit like that?
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>>26053104
What kind of girls do you prefer, a-anon-kun?
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>>26053087
Some faggot.

>>26053063
http://www.imgur.com/a/7G69v
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>>26053087
This character.
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>>26053125
Nice, cuddly, warm. Real.
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>>26053125
Whichever ones wont laugh at me as I walk away when they think I can't hear them
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>>26053125
2D
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>>26053125
Thin, pale, and brunette. Also, well adjusted people with no problems are boring, so no normalfags.
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>>26053125
the ones with dicks
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>>26053125
Poners.
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>>26053125
ones without a pulse.
>>
Mothpony dick
Your fetish or nah?
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>>26053234
I aint gay, faggot
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>>26053234
Not really. Unless it's normal horsecock.
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>>26053125
R-readheads...
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>>26053247
Oh?
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>>26053234
I can dig it
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>>26053273
I'm not sure if I'd want to remove this unicorn.
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>>26053234
Not into dick.
Not into balls.
Not into futanari of any kind.
Sorry, anon.

I'm sure we're all into something that would horrify everyone else, though, so I can't judge.

>>26053247
Fuck yeah.
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>>26053143

nah man, this is Fruit's sister right here.
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>>26053273
Nina with her hair untied is pretty gud lad.
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>>26053273
Blue heads are better
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>>26053372
Purple is still my personal favorite, on pony or human.
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>>26053364
sauce?
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>>26053387
https://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/doubletake/first
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>>26053383
Yeah.
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>>26053370
I like how her hair/goggles is slowly changing.
Even if nips forgot her eyelashes in the second pic
>>
Anyone ever try to set a CYOA in the past? Maybe explore Starswirl, Sombra, the founding of Equestria, or any of that stuff?
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>>26051598
>>26051621
>>26051647

Lets go ahead and try something /CYOA/
Choose your follower:
(Unlocked)
>Max
>Misty
>Dutch
>Nadine
>Peat Mulch"Large Pegasus"
>Sunrise Horizon "Spear Filly"
>Silver skies "Pegasus Filly"
>Bio-form 08-22
(Locked)
>Spearmint (Complete 11-54)
>Peppermint (Complete 11-54)
>Overcharged 11-54 (Complete Red skies ending in 11-54)
>Bio-form 05-60(Complete Outrun ending in 11-54)
>File (Complete a quest-line in Semantic Error)
>Brandy (Complete any video game in Semantic Error)
>Damnation dog (Complete Damnation video game in Semantic Error)
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>>26053497
Ain't JAD that?
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>>26053549
>Quit Program
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>>26053551
I'm looking forward to playing and finding out how much money we made for that day.
>>
>>26053549
Nadine :^)
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>>26053551
>Everyone in JAD is now dead
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>>26053549
Max.
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>>26053551
>changelings
>past
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>>26053549
Nadine
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>>26053549
Nadine
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>>26053574
>>26053587
>>26053588

Don't do it guys. You know what he's going to do. Don't make her suffer again.
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>>26053587
>>26053588
wew
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>>26053604
It's too late. It was always too late.
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>>26053549
Nadine
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>>26053549
Nadine, obviously.
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>>26053549
Settings.
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>>26053604
No, this time she'll be alright. T-this time my waifu will be ok...
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>>26053627

I'm sorry anon, but everyone else is going to purposely make her suffer. There's nothing we can do.
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>>26053549
>Can't play as damnation dog
>Overcharged 11-54 is probably some boss we'll end up just avoiding
Dropped.
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>>26053637
We could try turning the difficulty down. We do have a settings option, after all.
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>>26053604
I'm going to keep throwing Nadine at things until it goes right.
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>>26053672
Would you throw her into a meat grinder if there was a slight chance of her surviving this?
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>>26053693
We are making Nadine live if it kills us.
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>>26053693
I'd start with a pillow factory and we'd work from there.
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>>26053720
>Nadine was killed by a machine stuffing feathers into pillows.
>Continue? [Y/N]
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>>26053731
Fuck.
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>>26053731
Hmm, perhaps a pillow warehouse then.
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>>26053497
Crystal Warlock?

>>26053551
JAD is more of an alternate timeline. Only slightly in the past
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>>26053760
Warlock is AU present.
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>>26053752
>Nadine was killed by shittonne of wooden crates falling from collapsing shelves.
>Continue? [Y/N]
>>
>>26053752
>Nadine's head was ripped of by a crane in the warehouse
Continue [Y/N]
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>>26053770
Pillow... fort.
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>>26053812
>Nadine fell asleep and the pillow fort came crashing down on her. One of the pillows blocked her ability to breath and she suffocates
>Continue [Y/N]
>>
>>26053812
>Nadine forgot to make air holes in her death-proof, unbreakable pillow fort. She suffocated.
>Continue? [Y/N]
>>
>>26053828
Pillow. A singular pillow. Nadine is adventuring on a pillow
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>>26053812
>Nadine was killed by the combined defenses of Hijack and Hero.
Continue? [Y/N]
>>
>>26053828
That tends to wake ponies up Anon.
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>>26053141
>http://www.imgur.com/a/7G69v
so fruity is a quick draw eh?
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>>26053845
>The pillow has a toxic substance inside of it, killing on contact
>Continue [Y/N]
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>>26053845
>Nadine died from drug overdose. This was not an adventure. She was makinf pomf sounds during her last minutes.
>Continue? [Y/N]
>>
>>26053845
>Nadine decided to investigate the inside of the pillow.
>Nadine was unable to remove the pillowcase and suffocated.
>Continue? [Y/N]
>>
>>26053125
You in a skirt.
>>
>>26053840
>>26053871
Fuck, I was late. Two times in a row.
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Only one thing left to do.
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>>26053845
>The pillow bursts and Nadine's throat rapidly fills with feathers, blocking her airway.
>Unable to breathe or even scream for help, she dies a lonely, fluffy death.
>Continue? [Y/N]
>>
>>26053877

"Save the comically inept pony from life-threatening everyday situations and objects" quest when?
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>>26053917
But anon
That's all of them
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>>26053887
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>>26053917
I'd make it.

But I can't write for shit.
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>>26053917
You mean Urban?
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>>26053917
Fuck. I totally want to do this. Soon as I finish the one I'm running.

That is, if no one else picks it up.
>>
>>26053871
Is *pomf* the new sound of pone death?
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>>26053978
Only if they are cute little mares.
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>>26053574
>>26053587
>>26053588
>>26053614
>>26053623
>>26053624
>Both you and Nadine escape the arena and defeat the Tharsis.
>Soon after catching your breath you see a body that looks familiar. Max is lying dead on the street. You go to him and shed some tears kneeling beside him.
>Nadine asks, "are you okay kid?"
>You look up and spy Patwrite. That son of a bitch is gonna get it. You take off after him.
>"Kid!? What the hell!?" Nadine yells as she runs after you.
After very little searching you find Alexander near some dead Pegasi.
>Alexand grins at you, "Heh... Sunny Days was it? Did you really think coming after me was a good idea?"
>"Is this your old master Sunny" Asks Nadine.
"Yes, yes he is."
>Nadine licks her lips, "I guess I'm down for a little revenge."
>Patwrite's horn begins to glow. "Who's your friend little one... Actually, it doesn't matter. I've lost many things today. Another slave won't matter much."

What do you do?
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>>26053917
>Get's bored of hammering in nails
>Decides to fetch his revolver and stuck a nail in the barrel to create a nail gun
I think we have something pretty close to this
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>>26054000
Attack him while Nadine takes up a VERY save defense position
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>>26054000
Nice trips, bath. Let us get his attention and make Nadine strike, then retreat into save distance
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>>26054000
>>26054020
Use Nadine as a living shield.
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>>26053125
Mares
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>>26054000
Use ur sekrit erf powers 2 shift da erf and mak a wall
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>>26054000
throw mud in his eyes. MUD PONY ATTACK!
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>>26053917
You mean Urban Surival?
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>>26054000

Activate avatar state
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>>26054000
sv_cheats 1
impulse 101
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>>26052910
>takes 1.5 hours to actually start
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>>26054000
Who's perspective are we playing from?
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>>26054000
>~
>setessential Nadine
>player.setrace alicorn
>player.setlevel 100
>player.addspell magic_missile3
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>>26054097
Seconded. Also, let's set Nadine to essential while we're at it.
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>>26054124
>>26054132
Hivemind.
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>>26054132
but source doesn't have the essential flag!
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>>26054159
sk_health_nadine 100000000000
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>>26054243
Wait no, I meant
>sk_nadine_health 1000000000
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>>26054267
You've ruined everything.
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>>26054097
>>26054124
>>26054132
>>26054159
>>26054243
>>26054267
No cheats. You can't get the gluon gun or the tau gun.
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>>26054305
D R O P P E D
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>>26054305
>No Tau Cannon
>No Gluon Gun
It truely is a sad day for all of us
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>You attack Patwrite to distract him and give Nadine an opening.
You are pushed buck by a telekinetic force and and Nadine is grabbed and thrown.
>"Did you really think this would be so easy!? I thought my horny Employee would have taught you more about opening in a fight."
Patwrite picks up a sword and summons blades that point at you.

Next update will take a while.
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>>26054305
He's bluffing! Tilda! S! V! Cheats!
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>>26054348

Why does it seem like the most annoying bosses are unicorns with "Grab everything" magic?
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>>26054400
IT'S
NO
USE
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>>26054400
Good point. Why never a pegasus who keeps flying just outside your reach, or an earth pony who just shrugs everything off? Every race should be able to be annoying as fuck.
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>>26054348
This just makes me question how unicorns didn't bend over every race immediately in this universe if any odd unicorn can still do this after fighting several soldiers.
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>>26054400
Because it's always bullshit in some way. They inevitably have sense-everything-behind-me and catch-the-fast-moving-projectile powers.
They also tend to just stand there being smug fucks. They don't move to fight.
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>>26054494
They get to do everything without breaking a sweat. You can't outrange them, you can't approach them, they don't have to worry about anything because tk is broken as fuck.
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>>26054348
Fuck it, just tell Nadine to get out.
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>>26054465
Well, I generally like to think that you average unicorn is very limited in ability, to the point where some would fight with their hooves because their telekinesis and other magic just can't cut it.

>>26054527
I don't feel like they're necessarily annoying because they're broke. They just give fights a certain favour. You're either taking them by surprise and killing them or the have you pinned against the ceiling and the only reason you're alive is because they're monologuing. Or you're one of them too and you're having a power struggle. A fight with a big fuck that won't die might be just as threatening, but it feels different. There's movement and action, and even if you're losing you're still trading blows, and they still have to work for it.
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>>26054738
You can still have that flavor of fight without ever using telekinesis, though. What about a unicorn who shoots an insane volley of deadly energy beams that make it impossible to get near him? Just like before, you're either taking them by surprise and killing them or they have you pinned behind cover with blasts and the only reason you're alive is because they're monologuing.
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>>26054571
>Nadine pulls herself up from being thrown, "Ya could have told me that this guy wasn't a normal pin-head."
"Nadine! This is my fight, get out of here, save yourself."
>Before Nadine can act Alexander says, "That's just fine with me. I want to take my own sweet time..."
>Alexander reels back the sword he piked up and begins slowly approaching you. The summoned blades follow with Patwrite's steps.

What do?
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>>26054829
Yeah, but you can dodge that.
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>>26054883

Round up
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>>26054856
Just run at the fuck. If he grabs something throw something at him. If he grabs that throw something else.
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>>26054890

Live again, fellas.
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>>26054856
The spectral weapons can be knocked aside with a sweep of the shield. Then if we take the sword we can stab him through the throat. There's nothing we can really do against multiple weapons except end it quickly, if we try to defend they'll just get around our defense.
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>>26055039
>>26055084
>You decide that it's best to do whatever you can as quickly as you can. So you try charging him again Slashing on your way in.
>The surprise from your sudden attack causes the summoned blades to dispel as he blocks your attack with the sword he is controlling.
>The telekineticly controlled sword is a lot more sturdy than you would have guessed. Then again, if this unicorn can throw an entire pony...
>Alexander backs away a bit as he continues to block your charge.

How do you proceed?
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>>26055286
He's pushing on the tip of our sword. Should be easy to slip our blade past and continue our charge.
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>>26055286
Ignore the sword and run him down. He'll soon drop it with ours in him.
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>>26055286
Parry. Step to the right, push your sword tip to the left using his as a pivot point, letting the force of his strike swing into the air or the ground. Deflect, don't stop, continue forward.
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>>26054408
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>>26055286
You know, I'd rather take his horn instead of his life if we get the chance. Let him life his life without the one thing that defines him.
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>>26055286
Throw some dirt in his eyes to break his concentration.
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>>26055492
Anonguard pls
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>>26055342
>>26055354
>>26055366
>>26055492
>You decide that what you really want to do is chop off his horn. Let him live knowing what he lost.
>You easily slip under his sword and continue your charge.
>You hear the sword drop behind you as lightning shoots out of his horn, hitting your shield.
>Your foreleg stiffens up and you lose some of your sensation in it. Your ability to you the shield has dropped as a result and four leg movement is now hindered.
>As you recover you see Alexander pull out a small bag.
>You also hear Nadine yell out, "I just had to take a little breather kid.I'm not letting a fucker like this get his way."

What do you try?
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>>26055600
butts is live
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>>26055628
FINALLY
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>>26055626
Keep going forward until we're close enough to hit him. Block anything he throws at us. Nadine will do something or she won't we're focused on him.
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>>26055626
Continue running at the fuckstick obviously. What are we going to do, sprout wings?
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>>26055626
I think the bag is probably our sign that moving in would be stupid, but what other options do we have?

Just try our best to block that if he throws it.
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>>26055626
Hold breath near bag.
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>>26055678
>>26055684
>>26055695
>>26055711
>You take a deep breath and charge in. You hold your breath in anticipation of whatever could be in the bag.
>As you get close Alexander tosses some seed on the ground. as they meet the floor his magic causes them to rapidly grow. and you are knocked back.
>Nadine catches up to you with her sword sheathed, "Get up kid, I don't think he's done."
>The plants continue trashing around for a while until they start pointing at you.
>You can see a red glow behind the plants.

How are ya gonna get out of this un?
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>>26055913
Roll to seduce.
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>>26055913
Fall back to see how far they reach.
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>>26055913
Okay, backing off probably a good idea for now.
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>>26055913
Ask him why he can grow huge vines but not hair for that huge bald patch.
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So, if the players are evenly split on what to do, how should I decide. I've been derided for letting the dice decide that before, though it seems the most fair way to me.

What do you guys think?
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>>26055930
>>26055937
>>26055944
>>26055960
>Nadine begins picking you up from behind.
"Nadine, We need to get away from those things."
>She drags you back as the plants begin pounding the ground where you were.
"I guess Max wasn't the only one who wanted to pound me, huh!? You know, it's strange how you can grow huge vines, but you can't seem to grow hair!"
>The vines burst into flames revealing Patwrite levitating more fire.
>"Enjoy the use of your tongue while you can child. You won't have it for long."

What is your next choice action?
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>>26056130
Fuck the players do what you think
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>>26056130
QM gets a vote too.
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>>26056130
Whichever one will let you tell a better story.
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>>26056130
yes
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>>26056175
That's a very good point.

Thanks anon.
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>>26056141
Split up and go around the vines. Keep his attention on us. "A pinhead like you won't be able to get it from me" Block with shield in a flinging motion if he sends any flames.
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>ponies don't have souls
Good job Nips.
>>
unicorns too op
pls nerf
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>>26056366
Wonder how many QM's have bought into Nips' reasoning. Inept more than likely.

>"Don't worry, ponies don't have souls."
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>>26056602
It's more like an innate disbelief that anything I produce is capable of getting attached to.
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>>26056249
"Nadine you go right I'll go left."
>Nadine nods.
"Hey Patwrite! A pin head like you would never be able to get it from me!"
>"If I wanted to have sex with a bratty little whore, I could have taken you any time I wanted Mud-horse."
>Both you and Nadine run at him from both sides of the burning plants.
>Alexander launches his fire at you leaving himself open to Nadine who strikes his side.
>After getting hit Alexander pushes Nadine back with his telekinesis and laughs a bit, " I haven't bleed in a good long time. It's kind of Nostalgic really."
>The fall you took from the force the fire somehow exerted on you was more painful that the singing of you face. You landed on your back and right elbow. You are beginning to feel tired.
>Nadine still looks like she is doing okay and Patwrite is now bleeding.

I should probably stop doing this and go back to running 11-54...
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>>26056696
Presumably he'll now be occupied with the sword in his side and Nadine, so we can get back up and take a swing at his horn.
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>>26056696
Brave words for a pony with a blade inches from their heart.
In fact, if he were a real horse, that blade would be IN his heart.

Get up and push the damn advantage.
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>>26056744
That's at least a lungshot, right? A stab like that?
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>>26056744
>>26056798
I think Bath intended for it to be a leg shot. Why a trained warrior would go for a leg over the barrel I don't know.
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Innkeeper is perfect
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>>26056891
Bats are perfect
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>>26056900
Reminder
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>>26056918
And who's general is dead right now ?
:::::^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))
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>>26056900
Can't argue with that
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>>26056933
At least /moth/ realized when their general was nothing but a bumpfest and stopped taking up useless space on the catalog.
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>>26056933
Both. One just admits it.
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>>26056933
...The one made entirely of shitposts?
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>>26056967
>people in /bat/ agree to just let it die
>it dies
>it comes back in like a week
wew
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>>26056725
>>26056744
>Nadine is still recovering from being thrown.
>Alexander begins to approach her, summoning Blades again.You get to your feet and shout.
"Brave words for an old pony with a blade inches from his heart."
>Alexander turns to you and you see a small glow coming from his wound, "Perhaps Though I doubt you know brave."
>The summoned blades begin to turn toward you.
>You begin picking up your sword but it seems to be stuck on the ground as a red glow surrounds it and the glow at Alexander's side disappears.

What action do you take?
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>>26057245 (You) (Cross-thread)
Necro Quest is a go!
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>>26057223
Once again, move forward, swing with your shield if he moves all at once, elsewise block normally. Moving forward quickly prevents him from aiming precisely, allowing us to block more effectively.
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>>26057223
We should probably switch shield legs if he gives us a chance.
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>>26057223
Talk to buy time. More specifically, bait a monologue.

"You don't think I know brave? You try a few rounds in that arena. You don't know what it's like to watch your mother die in front of you."
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https://picarto.tv/Pandacraft
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>fruit has gone missing in buttquest
N-no...
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>>26057223
You limb-dicked coward of a unicorn, unable to fight like a real stallion. No wonder that sow wife of yours is the one that runs the household.
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>>26057338
>>26057421
>>26057639
>You stomp your hoof down and slowly drag it back.
"I've been in the Arena four times and watched my mother die in front of me and you dare say that I don't know bravery!"
>You charge at Patwrite only to be stopped by the summoned swords that pierce your body. You stand there in sock as blood pools around the fake blades.
>As you stand there Nadine jumps on Alexander and plunges her sword into his back. The last thing you see on Patwrite's face is pure disdain and he collapses.

>You wake up between Max and Misty beneath the stars.
>You've really got to get a handle on there revenge dreams because they can't be good for you...
>You're also a little disappointed that you couldn't launch bees at him with a squid attached to you arm this time. That was a good dream that time.
>You go back to sleep hoping that maybe you can tell him a limp-dicked coward of a unicorn, who is unable to fight like a real stallion because his sow of a wife is the one that runs the household.

End
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>>26057721
NADINE LIVED
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>>26057764
It was a dream, bitch is still dead
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