Rainbow Dyke/Tsundere Dash thread #2

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First for FUCK THIS CUNT, literally and metaphorically.

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Reporting in to shitpost some more.

>>26036909
You can't outshitpost GSW, bruh.

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Previous thread:
>>26005741

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>>26036912
>Kek
Nice meme newfag.
>>>/x/
>inb4 "ur not the real A. Nawny Muss"
I am the real Anne Awny Moose You frickin fricks

>>26036912
He can try

>>26036933
OK I changed my mind looking here >>26036926 it looks like he meant actual shitposting I'm not going to endorse that

To be clear I didn't think he was going to be ironicly shitposting either

>>26036865
Its worth noting there were other writefags in the old thread but I think they all finished there stories

>>26036865
>>26036909
>>26036912
>>26036926
Well... this thread isn full of namefags. Have fun circle jerking in your general newfags. Reddit might suit you better

pro tip: you should turn off the name when you aren't posting content

>>26036953
>protip: read the last thread

>>26036953
...
Just 2 namefags, and it's late btw, the remaining 140 posters from last thread will come back in the morning.

I don't even know where a nonee mouse came from

>>26036953
Lol also,
>implying this is a general

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>>26036926
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.

Goddamn I love this pasta

>>26036961
I share the story of my origin with all things born of the Dark Lord Autisimo.
>>26036969
If you'd written it yourself I would formally declare you knighted as Sir Shitpostsalot. Nothin personnel kid...

>>26036978
I'm too lazy to write anything myself.
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueheu

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>>26036969
>>26036978

>>26036991
10,000 keks in the fire
Is long enough
You're going home...

>>26036969
Doesent really fit as the linked post dident mention hormones

Which is how I worked out it was pasta

>>26036991
I get the joke

>>26036941
Yes, but we already shunned them from our circlejerk of favoritism and monopoly.

>>26036918
I'm going to read the shorter stories and gsws story while I wait for zim zams to continue

>>26037026
I think it was more that the other stories were shorter so there is less to talk about

>>26037031
A few were pretty good.
>>26037040
Heheh I know, I'm just being a browny fegit.

>>26037018
This is top-tier flaming in a game, lost the video.
>Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid

>>26036961
>late
It's 10 am

>>26036959
U repeat, you should remove your name when not posting content. This isn't reddit. You don't get karma for Making posts.

>>26037065
It's 6 am here.

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>>26037065
You're right, I do repeat.
nigga suck on these Apples.

Because I don't feel like there's enough shit in my post:
>insurt le funny banana guy meme xD
>upboat
>upboat
>upboat

When's Zimma Zam going to make his return?

>>26037065
>tfw you namefag while shitposting to kick it into maximum overb8 and someone falls for it
>even the tripcode was fake
>literally #420Blazeit
If I'm cancer, then I guess I don't mind killing cells like you.

>And then /mlp/ was the cancer

>>26037044
Ah I see I assumed it was just a mispeling of ALL CAPS

>>26037125
I'm on my phone somebody post the bannana

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_MhrAVQTA#t=38

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>>26006854
>You're chillin' out at home
>Maxin'
>Relaxing all
>Cool air blowing through your bedroom window
>Controller in hand, absorbed in your umpteenth match of Rocket League
>It's a nice balance of hot and cold outside that would normally warrant going for a run
>but you're sporting a few bruises that you're not keen to stress
>You have the game volume set low
>The cheering of the crowd is faint and fading quickly in favor of the peaceful ambiance of the outdoors
>A gentle breeze pushing through barren trees
>The muted laughter of children playing several blocks away
>The wooden gate to your back yard gently swaying, unlatched and open
>Your neighbors chattering while they prepare food for lunch, their own windows opened to enjoy the momentary reprieve in extreme weather
>You massage your calves against each other and consider a mid-day nap
>No work for two days
>No pressing social obligations
>Just some you-time
>You close your eyes, feeling the controller slip from your grasp, current match be damned
>"WE AREN'T DATING, YOU FUCKING DWEEB!"
>A surprised choke is the best you can manage as a football soars through your bedroom window and nails you squarely in the head
>You sprawl out on the floor, completely bewildered
"T..The fuck?"
>You make quick sense of Up and Down and use your regained spatial awareness to locate the window
>At the end of your backyard, just within the open gate, is Rainbow Dash
>A tree, a waving gate, a partially opened window: there were a lot of factors working against the admittedly amazing shot she made from that point to your head
>But that's not so important at the moment
"What the fuck is your problem?"
>Your voice wavers a bit when you shout at her
>A little squeak that threatens to tear down your mighty masculine walls
>One Dash wouldn't miss for the world
>And yet you don't see her smirk
>The glow of a rebuttal opportunity doesn't seep out of her core and across her face
>She just looks pissed

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>You will never humiliate Dash because of her flat chest

>>26037973
>implying DFC is a bad thing
Bruh

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>>26037841
>She lingers in the gate for an awkward beat and you stare her down
>You throw up your hands and stand, walking to the window and leaning out
"You need to chill the fuck out and tell me what you're on about."
>She vibrates in place a little
>A container of anger bursting at the seams
>She jabs a finger in your direction
>"You've been talking to Gilda! Or Rarity! Or fucking Flash! Someone."
>You jerk your head back in a show of genuine confusion
>Your head collides with the half-opened window and pain fires across your skull
>Triggering your own building anger
"Maybe I was! At least they make some goddamn sense, once in a while!"
>Dash literally shakes her fists in the air and screams, looking around for something to punch
>Finding nothing, she decides to point at you again
>"Big badass Anon, right? No one fucks with Rainbow Dash but then you come along and HEY you've got her all figured out! Right?"
>Your head is still throbbing and the onslaught of half-complete thoughts from Dash isn't healing anything
>You stumble the rest of the way through the window and step outside
>She still won't leave the gateway
"You are being batshit- oh, just come the fuck in already!"
>She huffs loudly and walks through the gate into your yard, making tracks for you
>You get the old fingerjab in the chest
>"I talk to Gilda today and she asks me how long you and I have been a thing. Now, why the hell would she be thinking something like that!?"
>You throw your hands up again
"Fuck if I know! I don't hang out with her! That's your deal!"
>"Uhm, excuse me but-"
>You and Dash both whip around to look at your neighbor just at the other side of your fence
>You yell at him together
"FUCK OFF WE'RE BUSY"
>FUCK OFF WE'RE BUSY"
>He scurries away and you refocus on each other
>"I told you a hundred goddamn times that whatever we do, it's competition. COM-PE-TI-TION. You don't get to go around telling every one of your dumbass keyboard jockey nerdlings that we fuck around."

>>26038003
just fucking around and getting ahead of myself
there aren't even jokes

>>26037973
>"Oh, sup Rainbow Dude, come for another ass wooping at whatever menial shit you want to challenge me at?"
>'I'm not gonna lose this tim-..HEY! Stop calling me Rainbow DUDE!'
>"Oh, shit, my bad Dash, I thought you were a dude. Again. You know, because of your non-existent tits."
>She just stands there fuming, turning redder
>That's when the tears start forming
>Heheh, woops, maybe the bantz was too much, bruh

>>26037973
>>26038014
>you like to tease her about her tits
>truth is you fucking love them small
>end up pushing her over the edge this time
>feel bad and apologize, telling her your secret
>she doesn't believe you at first, then tells you to prove it
>she's shaking like a leaf in the brisk autumn air
>moaning softly as you gently kiss her heaving chest
>all over every inch of her supple flesh

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>>26038014
>Dash tsundere for Anon.
>Wants to attract his attention but doesn't know how.
>Starts bullying him.
>Because of this Anon makes fun at her and her tits.
>Later Dash cries because she thinks she's ugly and Anon-senpai won't love her.

>>26037584
There you go
https://my.mixtape.moe/nbyhql.webm

>>26038056
hhhnggg

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>>26038056
Please spare my dick
Also green in a bit

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>>26038056
>>she's shaking like a leaf in the brisk autumn air
>>moaning softly as you gently kiss her heaving chest
>>all over every inch of her supple flesh

>>26037994
>he unironically likes small breasts
>>>/trash/

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>>26038794
>not holding her closer to your heart

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>>26038794

>>26038794
>Not liking all types of tits
Small tits are like the most cute tits.

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>>26038794
I can appreciate some big nice tits, but mah dick is all up for something like >>26037973
Guess I'm not 'Murican enough.


>>26036865
Continuing from pastebin in the OP

>"Heh, are you serious?"
>Are you?
"Yeah. I'm really tired of all this fighting."
>"Me too, Anon."
>She clears her throat carefully to not disturb anyone
>Good thing you decided to sit in the end of the classroom
>"Hi Anon, I'm Rainbow Dash."
"You look great today, Dashie."
>Wait
"I can call you Dashie, right?"
>...
>Stop fucking thinking it over, Dash
>"Sure!"
>"Er... Your suit looks nice today also, I guess..."

>"Do you really wear the same suit every day?"
"I have seven of them, this one is Friday."
>"But it's Tuesday."
"I like a little bit of chaos in my life."
>A small giggle comes out of Rainbow, unexpectedly to you /and/ her
>You get your A-graded 5 Star Premium Quality Anon Smile™ out
"I know I'm irresistible."

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>>26038822
>anime

>>26039020
>complaining about anime on a board for cartoon horses that's on an anime based image board

(I fell for the bait)

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>>26036865
>last thread hit the bump limit
Blatant lies.

Ello, thanks for the new thread, has

Green in a half hour. Git hype

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>>26039758
excitement

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>>26038794

>>26037183
>I-i was only being retarded ironically, I-i swear!
Real funny bait, coulda fooled me.

>Thread started with shitposting
I gotta baaaad feeling about dis
>>26038829
This Anon knows his shit. As long as they arent the fucking huge nipple fucker fetish tits or pepperonis, I can jive with it
>>26040275
Yeah, really. What was with all the shitposting earlier?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo
>As you get farther and farther away from the school, a huge grin breaks across all of your faces
>Gilda lunges forward and bangs on the dash
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WE FUCKING DID IT"
>Sunset jumps around in her chair
"FUCK YEAH!"
>You all exhange high fives and continue to jump around, cranking the best getaway song known to man
>You got away
>You got away SCOTT FUCKING FREE
>Sunset speeds up the car, and before you know it, the car is flying up the dirt road to the point
>Sunset drifts to a stop in front of the cliff's edge, and you all jump out of the door
>Rushing to the trunk, Sunset clicks it open to reveal a bottle of Balefire Cinnamon Whiskey, which she screws the top off of and promptly takes a long drink from
>She thrusts it to you, and you do the same
>When you motion to pass it to Gilda, she merely shakes her head with a knowing smile
>...And pulls three dark brown rods, stuffed to the brim with something
>Your hit with a smell that you've never experienced before. It's hard to explain, but the best you can akin it to is like pepper, but a bit sweeter. It makes your nostrils tingle when you breathe in the scent again
>You figure that you know what it is
>Sunset walks forward and grabs two of the small rods, handing one to you
>You pull the thing to your nose, and inhale the scent deeply once more, causing your brain to fuzz for a second
>Gilda fishes her signature gunmetal Zippo with a "G" scratched in the face
>You couldn't tell whether you should be scared of what's going to happen when your under, or to be excited you were about to smoke for the first time
>You settle on "Fuck It"

>>26039758
Longest half hour ever.

>>26040545
Yeeeaaahh, sorry about that one. A thread caught my eye

>>26040569
The Sunset one?

>>26040543
>like pepper, but a bit sweeter. It makes your nostrils tingle when you breathe in the scent again
Opium? Gilda goes fuckin' hard, huh?

>>26040623
I love the history on opium. Like how Britain made China all crack addicts so they can make and sell more tea.

>>26040685
Truly the noblest of all nations.

>>26040702
And that it self caused the slave trade that lasted for nearly 400 years.

>>26040685
Please. They didn't put a fucking gun to their heads and force them to hit the pipe.

>>26040783
No, but they did present a very compelling sales pitch.

People are stupid anon, they'll do/think/buy anything if you word it to them right.

>>26040850
Talk about an Asian Persuasion

>>26040583
Nah, that was last night right before i went to sleep
>>26040623
First dealer I ever had gave me stuff that smelled like pepper, but was pretty great. It's hard to explain what weed smells like, so I just used an old memory
>>26040543
>Gilda walks to the car and sits on the hood, motioning for you all to follow.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27TRan1SBI
>You all follow, you being very careful not to undo the meticulous binding on the wrapping of the blunt
>When you all sit down, Gilda lights hers, and passes you the lighter, and you do the same
>Sunset gets the lighter and flips it upside down, opening the top with her pinkie, spinning the zippo with her ring finger, and running the flint across her palm, alighting the wick
>Gilda and you both clap slowly, before you all inhale
>And then you feel a ticklish pit in the back of your throat and begin to cough like a bitch
>Sunset and Gilda raise their hands to stifle giggles as you take slow breaths, the feeling not leaving the back of your throat
>"Try sucking in some fresh air with the smoke, It helps alot"
>You follow the instruction, and manage to fill your lungs with the smoke, holding for a few seconds, and then letting the large cloud out of your chest
>Gilda knocks on your shoulder while she breathes in smoke for herself, giving you a thumbs up
>You repeat the action a few more times, befor-
>Holy fuck everything is moving
>What started at the corners of your vision, edged into your sight completely
>The world begins to shift and change, and colors just look so
>Beautiful
>You look over at Sunset, who is looking down at the city
>Then over to Gilda, who is watching a cloud
>They are so fucking beautiful. How did you get so lucky to meet them?
>By all of you hating that cunt Dash
>Fuck her for real, but shes probably a really nice person if she wanted to be
>But she doesn't and it always fucked with you how she ousted you right away for no good reason.
>You decide not to think these thoughts.

>>26040885
If it smelled like pepper, I'm almost positive it wasn't dank weed. Either that, or you got shermed by your first dealer.

>>26040885
>Sunset looks at you, her eyes turning the slightest shade of pink where they were once white.
>"Anon, I can't believe your such a cool guy. Like when Gilda and I saw you around, we didn't think you were a loser, but I didn't think we would have ever hung with you. Let alone become partners in crime. Like holy shit, that's crazy what we did."
>Gilda nods, and exhales before turning to you aswell
>"Yeah, Anon. I never would have guessed that you were being quiet, and you were such a good guy. It's been like 3 days and your already one of us, and it's like..."
>She turns over again
>"Crazy"
>You look up to the sky, and hit your blunt again
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcDYTcTXtI8
"It was a rule of thumb that if you talked to either of you, you would get fucked up in more ways than one, I thought you were badasses. Sometimes I thought, "I wonder what it would be like to be like that." Yknow, just not care and do my own thing."
>You pause to inhale once again
>heh, that cloud looks like a sandwich
>hehheheheheheheh, you guys are in a sandwhich. like horizontally. ha
>"But I never was really social, I mean in real life. I have a few good friends online who I always talked to and played games with. I just thought the idea that most people that were actually around me were just unappealing. Sure some of the guys are older than me, or younger, but we all just kinda clicked. We didn't give a shit about much, and it was all about coming home and hiding away in video games or discusssion. I wondered what it would be like to have actual friends, and I can admit that it's nice."
>You pull them both close, kissing their cheeks
"I have known you guys for a few days, and I think of you as family already."
>They both hug into you, before Gilda pulls away with a playful snort
>"Don't be a faggot, Anon"
>You chuckle, and then laugh, and then within seconds your all fucking dying
>You just lay there and laugh with eachother for what felt like hours

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>>26040275
I literally came here to bump the thread with shitposting. Exhibit A:
>>26036909
You're a faggot.

>>26041002
Oh no, it was for sure far from dank. And i dunno, he gave me a dime for about ten bucks each. I moved on to a guy my cousin knew and got stuff that would get me loaded off of a bowlpack or two.

Good times
>>26041024
Woops. that whole green bit was supposed to be white.

>>26041024
>You all just lay there for what feels like an entire day, but when it all wore off, was in reality about three hours.
>When Sunset was going back to grab the whiskey, your phone dinged with a text from Fluttershy
>"School just got out, if you want, you can come over and we can talk"
>You rub your eyes, and set down your phone conflicted
>Which is quickly snatched up by Gilda, who noticed the confliction writ on your features
>"Huh, Fluttershy?"
>She looked up at you expectantly
>"Are you going to go?"
>You snatch back the phone with an annoyed glare.
"I'm not sure, I don't really want to bail on you guys."
>Gilda rolls her eyes
>"Anon, don't be a dumbass. You should go, it's obviously important."
>"Go where?"
>Sunset had walked back to the front of the car with the bottle in her hand
"Fluttershy's house, she wants to talk"
>"Oh, thats cool. I can drop you off and get you later if you want, I don't think that we're going to do much more today."
"Are you guys sure?"
>They both look to eachother and shrug
>"Yeah, it's whatever."
"Alright then, we should get going then."
>You all mosey into the car and drive off, leaving the point in your wake

>>26041206
Gonna go make some coffee and take a break for a bit and browse. be back

>>26041229
Hey ZimZam, can you please kill me? Thanks.

>>26041269
Sure pal, might I ask as to why?

>>26041369
Check the old thread, let's use up the replies

>>26041206
>that whole green bit was supposed to be white
That depends entirely on what theme you're using.

Right now I'm using the high-as-fuck theme, so the color is actually bootstrap and cosmic chicken nuggets.

>>26041534
the bit that was talking about internet friends was supposed to be white, that was Anon talking

>>26041552
I know, I was just commenting that the color depends on what theme you're using. Yotsuba text is black.

>>26041570
>Yotsuba
>Not based Tomorrow

Tomorrow is the best theme Anon, git guud

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>>26041612
I fucking love you Zim Zam my man

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>>26041612
>not using 4chanX and cycling between themes every five minutes
What does it feel like to be a pleb?

>>26041630
<3 I love you too, chili mac MRE

>>26041612
I used to, but several years ago I developed astigmatism in one of my eyes. Reading white text on a black background now etches painful lines into my vision.

It sucks because I was using a darker background to make it easier on my vision in the first place.

>>26041649
>implying i'm not using 4chanX
its 2016 anon
>Cycling themes
didn't know that was a thing, it sounds unwieldy

>>26041663
That does suck Anon, thats why I use it

What if you wore an eyepatch, eh? Pirates did it all the time, and that way you have an excuse to read and get drunk on spiced liqours

>>26041668
I just switch between them manually.

>>26041684
>Switching in the first place
Stick with one, don't be a chump

>>26041668
>>26041682
>>26041684
>>26041699
>not using Yotsuba
What a bunch of newfags
I'm bored as fuck and can't write shit in this condition halp

>>26041684
not to sound like an ass, but that sounds wierd, why not just stick to one?

>>26041699
>>26041719
I can't decide between solarized and blackboard.

>>26041718
I'm sorry that my eyes are sensitive at night, GSW.
>>26041736
Always pick the one that does less stress to your eyes.

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>the writefags are barely competent when it comes to writing

>>26041736
I prefer blackboard to solarized

Tomorrow is just nilla and god tier

>>26041682
That would be disorienting, I'd have a hard time retaining information with something blocking half my vision.

It's not like the lines only stick to one eye anyway. I don't know how that works.

>>26041755
Probably not to be honest. This is the first that I've written for about a month or two.

But for now I'm browsing and taking a break, spellchecking the next update

>>26041750
>less stress to your eyes
Blackboard it is, then.
>>26041760
Black themes are top tier.

>>26041777
Nice repeating digits, Batezam.

>>26041777
Boom, check'd those numbers

>>26041755
We're great at shitposting though

>>26041792
I am not a good shitposter, I never cared for the art

Fuck, I lost my Game Sphere pics.
Bump, whatever

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>>26042223
SPHERICAL

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https://youtu.be/OBKlZW_NoFA

Bump

>>26041813
Step your shitpost game up man. I shitpost so hard every image I post has a title with epic memes in them

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>>26042299
I may be able to write for this thread sometime, how it goes is:

>GSW writes green and keeps it comfy without sex because he's a cockteasing faggot
>GSB comes in and gives people what they want while posting dank maymays in the thread

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>>26042299
I fucking lost my shit and proceeded to spill mildly hot coffee on myself, I was mid drink you faggot
czecht
Aight, I should get back to it then

>>26041206

>You are Fluttershy
>and your so very nervous
>w-what are you going to say to anon?
>you know he had something to do with rainbow's incident, but you don't know if you can blame him
>anon is really smart and was always really nice
>but now, hes still nice, but he's changing
>you don't think that you should stay around him anymore...
>...
>but you really, really want to
>something about seeing anon's courage awaken inside of him makes you want him around you. as if he would protect you from everything
>but rainbow is your friend...
>....
>why does stuff have to be so hard?
>you walk over to a wall and lean your head on it with a sigh.
>maybe you should just call off the visit
>maybe he wont even co-
>*Ding Dong*
>You jump at the sound, and your heart flutters at the realization
>He came!

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>>26042390

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>>26042432
>your heart flutters

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>>26042497
Fuck you for posting that first, I had mine ready

>>26042390
>You are Anon
>And you're getting pretty nervous
>You wonder what Fluttershy wants to talk about
>Last night maybe?
>She kissed you, and it felt like she meant every second
>Your pondering is halted as the door to her small home opens, revealing fluttershy wearing a casual outfit, her favorite green hoodie with the heart in the middle and some jeans.
>"H-hey Anon, w-whats up?"
>She brushes a stray lock of her pink hair out of her eye, and looks at you with an unsure smile
"Nothing much Fluttershy, may I come in?"
>"Y-yes, please do."
Sorry to bounce, but i have stuff to take care of. Not sure if im going to be back tonight, but i could be. Just watch the thread

>>26042767
You doing gods work anon

>>26042767
I'm glad there wasn't too much today, I've been playing vidya the whole time hoping there wasn't too much to catch up on.

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>>26017470
The hell is with him being like
"oh finally got laid and it was bareback too and i came balls deep so basically i got the ultimate sex you can get but lol idrc its ogrerated i feel nothing hello darkness my old friend XD"

>You really didn’t know what the whole deal was about losing your virginity.
>Whoop de motherfucking do, you had sex, came in a girl, and now…?


I mean for real, what the hell?
I would kill many third world children to swap places with him.

>>26043997
Anon got used for pleasure. Sunset wasn't fucking him, she was fucking his dick to get off. i think that in the perfect scenario you would rather there was some emotional connection

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>>26043997
>not killing third world children for sport

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>>26044031
It's like getting bareback pussy and cumming balls deep is like "meh" to him or something

Also I know bringing this up is late and all but fucking bans stop you from getting in on shit on time

>>26036865
>posting traps
https://derpiboo.ru/1058695?scope=scpe4bd0dc21fe02b6e04a1dc57a403f165d763ca3cb

>>26043997
>>26044065
Trust me, sex when you're doing it with someone who you truly love, who also reciprocates that love Is an entirely different ballgame than blowing your load into some random whore.

It's why it pains me to see people who have had their first times completely wasted. They will never get to experience something so magical.

>>26044138
(I don't want this to interfere with your writing so if your in the middle of it then don't stop just to answer but if you have time then ok)

Are you trying to tell me that sex feels physically superior with all that love shit or is it just a psychological trip?
Also I don't get that whole "ruined first time" nonsense if what you say is true then you haven't experienced the better version yet anyways so it doesn't matter, it would be like eating bad pizza and then being like "oh no I can never taste good pizza now"

Basically I'm just annoyed by his "lol no biggie" attitude like it carried no more "hallelujah" type weight for him than pissing

>>26044138
>Implying we even want human sex.
Sir, welcome to virginity.
I will be your guide.

>>26044205
I'm not OP, just some random guy.

And on a technical and literal standpoint, no, it doesn't "amplify" pleasure. I'm just trying to tell you that there's a difference between "I care a lot for this person and I want to treat them as well as I can" and "You need to be out of my house by 7".

In short, yes, it's purely psychological. Just like how the social stigma surrounding virginity is purely psychological. There's more to being human than eating and reproducing.

>>26044326
Well said mate

>>26044205
Fun fact, thats a representation of my first time and how I felt.

Anon, sex is wonderful, not to say you hadnt had it before, but if you have you know this. It touches all the right buttons and fulfills you /physically/. When you have a strong feeling for a person and they share it, its like a bond and it fulfills you /emotionally/ aswell. This person isn't using you to get off anymore, your both sharing a moment together. After I got my dick wet, it was a casual thing and it kept up until I got feelings for the chick. Dropped me about two months in to the no strings attached thing. Sex feels nice and shit, but wehn you both have feelings for eachother then its more than a psychological trip, it shows you that this thing thats wonderful was actually missing a piece to it that makes it fucking perfect and right.

Maybe a mouthful, but tldr Not everyone's first time will be special, your lucky if it is. Sex casually is like a cheese pizza, sex with love is like throwing some toppings on that bitch and having the deliveryman bring it in 32 minutes so its free.

>>26044399
Best description of sex ever.

>>26044399
Thanks for taunting me with things I'll never experience, Zim.

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>>26044399
One more thing to try to get a grasp on how it is relative to other things that I already know about
And I'm talking about sex minus all the love and what not
Are vidya, amazing pizza, great movies, funny as fuck tv shows, or good music ever better than default sex (no emotion)?
Or does it have roughly the overall satisfaction as the others so it could just be another name on the list of "good things"


Also I guess throw in where you think that sex+love ranks in relative to everything

Can't really think of a good reaction so have this

>>26044399
Also sorry I know I said that was the last thing but I forgot to ask this and yeah it does matter
Are you cut or uncut?

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>>26044520
If you're scrolling 4chan and see this post...

You were visited by ZimZam, Writefag of Sex!
Good green and healthy sex will come to you, but only if you reply this into his thread "thanks mr zimzam"

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>>26044399
>>26044542
God damnit its amazing how just 3 days not being able to post fucks up your post quality making you look like a tard

*Or is either one better than that list of things and if so by roughly how much

Have a guide as compensation for me fucking up over and over

>>26044542
Ir's preference, but for me its a little bit under those things. I could chill at my place with a chick, or even alone for that matter, and do my own thing, rather than fuck a chick and have her out of my house at a set time and just feel alone. sex with love probably ranks 2nd for me, right under good music and right above vidya.

sex without feeling is at the bottom above tv, it just leaves me feeling empty and awkward. Like i shared a thing wiht this chick, a natural high that we both experienced, and then shes off. No strings sex feels good, yeah, but it doesn't feel /right/

I guess thats how i would put it. I could clarify as needed

>>26044581
I am cut, kinda pissed that i lost out on a few extra inches on a decision i didnt get a say in, but i still rock a lucky 7, so i think i should be fine.
>>26044611
its all good anon, this is the first time i actually worked up the nut to show my face after awhile. I know the struggle

assuming your the same guy here

>>26044607
thanks mr zimzam

>>26044520
bullshit anon, i refuse to believe that.

not even kidding here, it could happen and probably would happen to everyone if they really want it to.

I believe in you friend, If you don't believe in yourself then let me do it for you

>>26042767
The anticipation is killing me.

>>26044670
So you really like good music huh?
Do you have a favorite song?
If so what is it and are you serious that you think its even better than sex with love

Also your saying sex without love, even bareback ballsdeep jizzventure and all is only a bit better than tv?

I'm not questioning how you feel about all this I'm just clarifying
>>26044692
Being cut at most takes out like 1 inch that you might have otherwise had, but that's not what you should be worried about, its the sensation loss

Luckily medical technology is working to find a way to undo it check this shit out in like 5 years you can be uncut again
http://www.foregen.org/

And yeah Im uncut

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>>26044520
>>26044765

>Believe in the Zim Zam that belives in you Anon

>>26044765>>26044780
while im sifting around, i guess i should write for you guys and help pass the time
>>26042767
>You enter the quaint home, and you are greeted with the sights of a small green couch, kitchen with a bar and a few stools, a fireplace, and a tv sitting above.
>It's a nice quaint cottage-styled home.
>Fluttershy motions you over to the couch, where you sit down, and she shuffles into the kitchen, where you can hear something being poured
"This house is beautiful, how did you decorate it?"
>You then hear a loud crash and jolt up to investigate

>You are Fluttershy
>Anon just said that you were beautiful, and asked how you do it
>An intense heat rises to your cheeks as you kneel on the ground, broken cups of tea flowing in front of you
>Did you spill pasta aswell?
>You swear that you can smell spaghetti
>Somewhere...

>>26044607
>turning serious personal struggle into reply bait
Truly your skills in shitposting are unmatched.
thanks mr zimzam
>>26044765
Thanks, Kamina. I don't want to post too much with my /adv/-tier angst, so I'll just say that my goal is to be in a relationship that could become sexual within two years time, and I'm currently seeing a counselor to work through my issues with women.

>>26044692
And no I don't know what other anon your talking about

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>>26044875
Oh boy here we gooo

>>26044815
Here is my viewpoint on music, and love to a stint. Prepare for some feelsy views. If you couldn't tell by how much music I incorporate into my story, I love it. I am actually trying to learn guitar atm. I cannot hate any genre, I literally just went from smooth jazz, to death metal, to alternative when I was writing. Sex with love is wonderful and great, but as saddening as it is, love CAN cease to exist after things are said, done, or not said, and not done. Music has always been around for me and probably always will be. I love every type and don't have one favorite song. I do however have a favorite song for each genre which i am going to happily post. I love to share my music with people. Music and love do have the similarity that they can shift your emotions at a moment, from making you sad one moment, to pumped the next, to calm and so on. If i fell out of love with someone, I could write a song or relate to one and it helps.

I also don't watch tv, I much prefer the webspace because i can't meet and talk to other people with a tv like i am with you right now. I am not one of those people that crave interaction, but I'm a chill and easy going guy. I love meeting people and having friends and etc etc. I was actually debating dropping my steam so i could pal around with some of you fags sometime, cause i'm always down for it.

I am actually gong to be DMing a Pathfinder pony game with a friend soon, watch out for the thread, cause im going to re read the books and things and get it all set so i can ask for another player or two here, I would love if one of you guys was apart of the group

>>26044889
I encourage discussion anon, noone is too faggoty or cool to talk, don't sell yourself short.
I have an uncle who goes to a counselor for the same thing, good luck man [/spoiler

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>>26044889
Bruh, I get you. I'll never experience I think pretty much anything with another human anymore, I'm too far up the hole. You still have a chance though, Anon, you're younger, quicker and probably don't have a loaded gun in your drawer.
The shitposting talent increases as others decline; with shitposting you only dig yourself deeper into the unknowable abyss of darkness that is the true capabilities of a human's brain. You can get lost, and easily. I'm not trying to sound edgy, nor dark, but it is how it is.
The constant jokes and shitposts distract me from being me, a faglord with quite a horrible past, no present and no forseerable future.
You can at least try if you have nothing to lose, Anon.

>>26041684
>>26041718
>>26041668
Not using Clover
>fucking plebs

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>>26044994
drop those favorite songs for each genre plox
Also yeah steam would be great
But I have some kinda non politcally correct views and if you dig into my profile you will rapidly piece shit together
hitler did nothing wrong WHAT WHO SAID THAT

buuuuuuuut if you and the others wont get triggered over it then steam would be kewl
anyone here play Civ 5? I have like 1000 hours on it and I want to play multiplayer but without fucking quick speed and no animations which ruins warfare and thus the game

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>>26044994
The jist of it is that my anxiety, combined with the fact that my previous "good girl waiting for marriage" girlfriend was fucking my friend behind my back, makes it hard for me to talk to women romantically; I drop more spaghetti than a large Italian restaurant chain serves in a year. The two year thing is because my strategy in approaching women is beta as fuck.
>>26045041
>spoiler
No, but I've got a large stockpile of pills. I know they're not a reliable method.
That being said, there is a way to escape the shitpost-cycle.
>>26045052
>Clover

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>>26044607
Can't flim flam the zim zam
I actually spent ten minutes of my life doing this

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam

For whoever wants my steam, use guerilla mail and send an email to edfkaema at sharklasers dot com with your steam name. I know it looks sketchy but its a guerrilla mail disposable address. As much as I want to believe everyones chill, I've been here for many a year now, and know thats not the case

Sorry im only kinda here, im compiling the music list

>>26045330
It's cool. I'm just lurking while playing some vidya.

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam
>>26045228
There is a way, but not for me, though. You can escape it, Anon.

I'm gonna go write something.

>>26045228
tough as fuck situation anon, but i believe in waiting for chicks, so we can be beta together.
I dont like chasing poon, its fun sometimes but overall its a waste of time to me, would rather i wait for my "star cross" match. But if i see a chick i like, i try to be confident. Faking confidence usually works cause i get jellylegs inside.

I won't try to talk to you out of keeping those pills, its not my place. But I will say that you and >>26045041 are pretty cool mofos, and i would feel a loss if i never saw you guys around anymore. This is pretty cool to talk to you guys and I like the people that I am meeting as anonymous individuals.

>>26045353
What are you playing?

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Pretty chill thread. Kind of forgot where I was for a second.

>>26045417
Me too anon, i think we broke the social order

>>26045411
Arkham Asylum then Demon's Souls later.

>>26045444
alright fuck my email idea, my steam is Quintessential : First Edition If yall would message me which anon/what namefag you were or if you were just an interested rando, that would be cool

>>26045465
I would add you but my PC is being retarded.

>>26045390
The pills are depression medication, which I don't need anymore.
I wouldn't say that I wait for chicks, it's more that I try and work my way into her life until it feels only natural that we should get together. It works only very rarely, so I can't recommend it.

>>26045465
theres a lot of quintassentials, which pic are you

>>26045532
I am shaggy JoJo with the cigarrette

>>26045465
>my steam is Quintessential : First Edition
Uuh, is it your nickname or?..

>>26045465
Alright found you, I'm Trixie profile pic

>>26045563
still cant find you, just post a link to it

>>26043997
I've been in Anon's position. It IS overrated. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

>>26044399
>Sex casually is like a cheese pizza
Fuck you.

>>26045776
Sure anon, lets make a cheese pizza

>>26045465
Sent you a request, profile pic is a dog in a bubble, and I'm the anon with the anxiety issue.

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam

>>26045231
This literally brought a tear to my eye

I feel so accomplished

Musak pt 1
Folk:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-i0tS-REco (This might actually be my favorite song. or one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJdO4AyHeU8 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947TNECYxm0)
Folk Rock:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPLxVeLkpY
Folk Punk:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0 or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVMT3MczEWE
Folk Rummic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTzbbHGwFmw
Folk Metal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQwNyGoKtAM
Folk Indie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPyAEBe1x4I
Alternative:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egi0WwnbByk (Also a contender for best song, this one makes me feel)
Alt Indie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAN4jumiblQ
Alt Rock:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQH8ZTgna3Q
Indie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN-CqIytN2U
Indie Rock:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u6DvRyyKGU
Punk Acoustic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1fgWl_HLc
Post Punk:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_k_qD_vqHk
Punk:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ldjbjwim4k
Pop Punk (Ew, I know):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyW9KknfwLU
Oldie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAEAVKcKrs
Oldie Bands:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAPEfdjvTqE
Oldie Rock and Roll (Doo Wop):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ar-fHMwm_A
Death Metal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFyTA04X44E and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQEf8oAjb8E (this is also a good as fuck one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFD6JAds1dc)
Fantasy Metal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFH4lQuRd3s
Rap:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFWf4Tb5m6Y
Jazz Rap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3-1TgyB6k
Hip Hop Rap:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxMIxGNzTc
Synth:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_4fQDZPutA
Pop Synth:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XisOVzJ32_g

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>>26045231
Cant flim flam the zim zam

>>26046013
lol u r gay

>>26046027
I am T-money the phrophet of all troglodytes. Fear me.

>>26046013
>Interpol
<3
Should've put their The new/Rest My Chemistry in Post Punk as well

>>26045231
Can't zim zam the flim flam.

Wait...FUCK!

>>26046013
Musak pt 2
Cut Up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fk2BaM1la0 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEi9ZQrEjr8
Ska:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gql9220Qon8 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkLHS8BCTQE
Punk w/ horns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GthhQsDPmg and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBj1aONf_sA (might know these guys from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn1pf0Xi3nU)
Some bastardization of raggae and rap:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GimK4MK5z1w
Raggae:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jLX5yA5lTE

>>26046074
You fucked up son, now you get mildly diseased green and risky sex

Cursed.

>>26046051
Fuuuuck, your right

I was going pretty fast towards the end, that took a good bit cause i was trying to choose. Its so fucking hard to choose.
>>26046045
Holy shit, a smelly old guy

Guys this is probably the most chill fucking thread i have ever had the pleasure of being apart of, and the guys that i met and added are cool as fuck

Im gonna start writing, take no offense if i go silent for a bit

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>>26045228
Clover > 4chan X
Amirite bois?
tbqh I choose Clover because i can't find 4chan X...

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>>26046177
You chill as fuck too.

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>>26038957

>Alright, you can admit to yourself — her laughter is pretty cute
>...
>And the snorting so others don't hear you two chatting
>...
>The bell's ringin'
>You're finally free
>But...
>You don't wanna leave Dash, really
>Urgh
>You need to stay away from her now
>Don't need to test your luck on her becoming a faggot again

>Rainbow already packed her stuff
>"Hey, um, Anon..."
"Hm?"
>"I... well... found out that we live on the same street, like, what a coincidence, right?"
>That's...
"How... did you find out where I live?"
>"Not like I was following you or anything..."
>She stood up from her chair, throwing the bag on her shoulder
"You were following me?!"
>"N-no! Of course not! What am I, a creep?"
>Yes

>>26045855
>>26046133
>>26046177
>all these dubs
Jesus Christ dude fucking calm down, leave some gets for me, alright? Geez

>>26046273
>>26046255
I did :^)

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>>26046284
Thanks based ZimZam

>>26046201
I'd recommend trying out appchan x.

>>26046013
Who's ur waifu? It's flutty, isnt it ?( even if she's not please let anon bang her.pretty please)

>>26046393
nope. waifu would be luna.
Dunno anon, let the lady decide for herself ;)

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>>26046255

"Eh..."
>"What do you mean "eh"? I'm not a creep, Anon!"
>Others start noticing you two
"Well, I mean I wouldn't think you were if you didn't say you were following me..."
>You remain still on you chair, waiting for Dash to leave first
>"Alright, alright, I was following you..."
>"Just once though!"
>What?
"Why?"
>She looks around and finds a guy staring at you
>Rainbow glares at him with a "What the heck are you looking at?" face

>And sits back, whispering
>"It's just... You never talk to anyone, I don't even know if you have any friends..."
"Well, I have you now, right?"
>"Y-yeah, you do!"
>Dash's arms wrap around you like a lightning
>"We're gonna be best friends, Anon!"
>NotLikeThis.jpg

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>>26046536
I fucking love this addon

>>26046546
Which addon is it?

>>26046561
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/kappa-everywhere-global-t/jafkphjeboadjffjfcigcdfdilpcacod

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>>26046584
>le twitch emotes meme
le Kappa
le FrankerZ
le DansGame
le ResidentSleeper
L M A O
M
A
O A M L
E P I C I P E
M E M E M E M

>>26046924
Yeah yeah real funny bro epic maymay xd

>>26036865
no, is Yandere Dash

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Bumpo

bamp

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam

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/r/ing green about Dast with low self-esteem. Maybe because of small tits.

>>26046177
Don't worry about it man, you do good work and good things happen. Just promise me you won't stop.

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>>26048645
>dash and spaghetti tan have the same VA
I find this fact hilarious.

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To the Anon who wanted that edit. I tried.

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>>26048645
I second this

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ALright hi it's GSW, I have my Writer's Glasses (+2 INT +1 PER -2 STR) on and I had too much liquor to drink and too much Interpol to listen to so there's your green faggots

>>26046536
>You are Anon
>And you are really confused right now
>It's 3am
>Your body is embraced by the warmth of darkness, with Luna's dim light shining through it, giving you at least something to do while you're

overanalyzing the situation you are in
>Tapping your fingers on the blanket, your blank stare goes through every object in the room

"Let's get this straight."
>You stand up and slowly walk to the window
"Rainbow's been following me at least once."
>You look out, glancing at the tree nearby
"She always acts strange when we're alone..."
"She's cute, though."

>"What's up?"
>You nearly fall out of the window
"Jeez, Dad!"
>"Yo."
"Knock before you come in, alright?"
>"Just heard you mumbling about here. Kinda late for talking to yourself out loud, eh?"
>Yeah, Dad
>He comes closer and puts his hand onto your shoulder
"Your mask looks almost grey right now, heh."
>Yeah, in the moonlight
>Out on the sun it looks as good as new

>"Well, we all get older, right? Even my mask."
>That was not what you expected
>"So, what's all this bubblin' about? I'll help if I can, Anon."
"It's... Kinda personal."
>"Problems with females, right?"
>Every goddamn time
"Spot-on as always, Dad."
>"I don't have any advice to give you then."
>Dad started walking back to the door
"Well you met Mom somehow, right?"
>"We started dating after her friends got us together. We weren't that friendly before, seeing only bad things in each other."
>"Maybe something like this will happen to you, hope for the best, Anon."
>And before closing the door,
>"Good night, Anon, and good luck tomorrow."

Pizza Man

>>26049497
you forgot to factor in the alcohol's stats.
(+10 CHR -2 PER -1 INT)

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>>26049497
>>Your body is embraced by the warmth of darkness, with Luna's dim light shining through it, giving you at least something to do while you're

>Luna's dim light

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>>26050765

>>26050822
>"I'm going to be paid yet or what?"

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Pumb? Pumb!
>>26049497
>pic

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Hello cunts, a new tsundere thread.

I have a peculiar question for you.

Can I ask you to always keep your pastebins uptaded up to date? Hmm? I will appriciate that.

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>>26051377
A wild Fapman appeared and got nice numbers
I update my pastebin right after posting a part in the thread, all questions to ZimZam.

>>26051377
Howdy fapman

Sorry about that, I am kinda lazy with the bin, but ill kick myself inta gear for ye

>>26051377
fag

>>26044994
I run and play tabletops on the regular. If be down for that

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam

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>>26051495
That's a very good tactic.

>>26051573
Thanks!

Well. I have something to read for to-morrow!

Good night and I wish you good winds, sailors.

>>26051585
>fag
>a meme
*FTFY

>>26044875
Eagerly awaiting more.

Bumping for Zim Zam

you niggers sent me lots more friend requests than i thought I would get
I woke up to a good bit more

thanks guys, really means a fuckton
>>26044875
>You are Anon
>You practically hurdle over the couch and your met with seeing Fluttershy on her knees, blushing and looking at the ground in a daze
>There is smashed glass and a metal kettle currently leaking out a steaming pale green liquid
>You rush over and help her up gingerly,
"Fluttershy are you alright? What happened?"

>You are Fluttershy once more
"O-oh nothing, must have just lost my balance."
>You give a nervouse laugh and brush yourself off
>You have to get ahold of yourself, Anon is going to think of you as wierd or something
"So, uh.. what as it that you asked me?"
>He looks puzzled for a moment, clearly confused as to what you mean, before he understands
>"I said that you had a beautiful house."
>Wait, does that mean that he doesn't think you're beautiful?
>What if you're just wasting your time?
"o-oh, thanks. i try to keep it nice and cozy."
>You give a dopey smile
>Anon probably hates you right now

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Flat Dash is the best Dash.

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>>26049497
>On the next morning


>It's a beautiful day outside
>Flowers are blooming
>Birds are singing
>On days like this, kids like you...
>Gotta make things happen

>You see a particular group of girls near the "Horse Monument" as you liked calling it
>Not all of them, but that's exactly what you need
>There's only...
>Uh, Applejack?..
>Fluttetflut?
>And Sunlight, was it?
"Now or never, Anon."
>It's time
>You come over, approaching from the yellow one's back
"Uh... Hi."
>"E-Eep!"
>Daym, that air
>It's like she has wings or somethin'

>"Hi, Anon.", the bacon-haired one speaks up, paying no attention to the yellow rocket in front of her
"How do you know my name?"

>"Rainbow Dash won't shut up about you."
"Yeah, I wanted to talk about that, actually..."
>"We have it all set up, don't worry. We kinda spied on you and Dash and know what's going on."
>WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE FUCKING SPYING ON YOU

>>26052154
I want to suck her nipples forever and leave her shuddering in ecstacy.

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>>26052313
>undermeme

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>>26052328
got the bait

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>>26052313
"Urgh... Ok, I guess. Care to tell me your plan?"
>Baconhair moves closer to you, until she's inches away from your face
>"Spoilers."
"...Really?"
>Alright, maybe ask the other one, she could be more willing to communicate
>But you need to catch her alone...
>Looks like it's gonna be a long ride
>And you ain't you if it isn't worth it

>...
>It's Wednesday, isn't it?
>English class first
>Now is the time to plan shit

>You take out your sketchbook
>You can't draw anyway
>First, gather information about everyone in their little group
>There're 6 of them, right?
>Should be

>Your main targer should be the one wearing her hat all the time
>She seems like the most helpful type

>Second in your priority-list must be the Yellow
>You've seen them enough to know that she's the quiet one
>The quiet ones are usually the most passionate...
>Fuck, you really should fap before going to school

>Third...
>Alright, maybe you should know more about their names before starting this
>Well, you know how they look like, that should be enough for now
>Eh, just fuckin' write something in there
>1. Cowgirl
>2. Flutterslut
>3. The White Master Race
>4. The Pink Menace

>That should be enough

>pic

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the zim zam

I was writing some updates, and today im not really feeling it guys, sorry. i think that general's story would suffice

Im gonna update the bin and hang around

bumping for the cause

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>>26052656
So I guess you faggots decide the grill whe should start with.

http://strawpoll.me/6495987

>>26049230
No the anon but thank you

http://strawpoll.me/6496113

>>26053583
>http://i.imgur.com/aEQSj3q.png
my life is complete. I finally have a wallpaper to fap to

Thanks general, your the best

>>26053802
Wrong person, but you're whalecum.

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>>26053583
>not the only one voting Gilda
Happy, but at the same time conflicted between her and flutters really.

shrump

trump

Page 1 get

>>26038113
oh fuck my sides

your right i should have just gotten the dam image myself probably would have taken me less time then looking through the mess of pictures on my computer anyway

bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bumping for Writefriends.

Negros

>>26053854
Oh, come on! Shes not even fuckable! You know who is? Flutterbutter

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>>26058149
I will admit fluttershy is pure sex

this thread is literally 90% bumps

>>26058955
Welcome to neo-/mlp/.

>aside from generals

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>>26038794

>>26045231
Can't flim flam the Zim Zam

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>>26058955
That is because ZimZam's dead and I was sleeping.

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>>26052328
>pic related
It's you.

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>>26053417
>Fluttershy won
Well, fuck.
This is gonna be fun

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>>26053417
Alright, so now Anon needs to find out the girls' plan until the end of the week.
Vote results:
Wednesday – Fluttershy
Thursday – Rararara
Friday – AJ
Saturday – Ponka
Sunday – Twalot Sporkle

>>26059680
her plan was to fuck my oc the whole time, but thats meta cause we know already

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>>26059680
>Sluttershy
Oohohoho boy, y'all know what I'm writing today then
get ready for lewd stuff boiss
Also bump

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>>26059803
>fuck my oc
Everybody would love to fuck this magnificent bastard, right?

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>>26060353
FTFY, faggot

pumb

ded?
bump

Shit tonight, huge dump

Huuuuge dump
Like
Fecal matter
Cause my story is shit

>>26059680
And have one more vote for Fluttershy.

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>>26062167
awwwwwww yiiiissssssss

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>>26062167

>>26058955
This is seriously one of the worst threads I have ever seen.

>>26062384
It's been a combination of my absence coupled with slow updates from gsw. Yeah it sucks but I gotta hop back I'm before I lose the interest in writing.

>>26062384
This.

This thread is just us negotiating or bumping while we wait for the writefags. They're the only good thing in this thread

>>26062714
*shitposting

Not negotiating. Fuck autocorrect

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>>26062714
Well fucking try writing something yourself, it's quite calming actually once you get the hang of it, and making good content for people who are interested in it feels great.
Green in a bit, I'm really tired

>>26062384
I've seen worse

>>26062689
>slow updates from GSW
Quality > Quantity bruh
My body is ready for green

>>26062785
>quality > quantity
you lack both nigger.

>>26062803
Wow. Let me reply in your language.
sick burn mate
I agree with you, though. It's just a joke between us two, right zimzam?

>>26036865
bump

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>>26063444
^^^

>>26060269
>today
>10 hours ago

So is Zim dead or what.

>>26065604
He said that he will dump tonight

>>26036865
>You burst through the doors as you sprinted down the hall
>"Come back here you fucking pervert!"
>You are Anon and Rainbow Dash was currently chasing you
>Ever since you moved here both Rainbow Dash made it her number one goal to make you miserable.
>Right now you were running because you accidentally walked in on her changing in the gym
"I'm sorry!"
>"I don't give a fuck if you're sorry! You saw my fucking tits"
"They were pretty nice too!"
>That didn't come out how it was supposed to.
>Unfortunately your feet failed you and you (like the clumsy fuck you are) tripped and slid down the hall into the wall.
>Your body slammed into the wall at mach speed as Rainbow Dash too slid forward and smashed her heel into your stomach.
>Your air escaped your lungs as you clutched your stomach.
"Fuck!"

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>>26065829
Go on...