>"Isn't it a bit early to be drinking alcohol Anon?"

>>26027337
I'm not going to listen to your insufferable ass sober.

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>>26027337
Isn't it a bit early to be a smelly nerd, Twilight ?

>>26027337
Isn't it a bit early for you to be expressing opinions nobody gives a shit about?

>>26027337
Beer doesn't count.

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>>26027337
"Isn't it a bit early for you to start bitching?"
>"I'm not bitching, I'm inquiring!"
"Then I'm not drinking, I'm just preemptively medicating the headache I'm going to get from listening to you."

I don't drink.

>>26027388
Do you absorb?

>>26027337
Twilight I told you, I have a very rare human medical condition called "Here's my dick, fuck off the edge of it", that can only be cured through copious amounts if alcohol an sleep.

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>>26027337
>"It's never too early to be drinking Twilight!"

>>26027370
>>26027358
>>26027356
#rekt

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>>26027337
No, it's never too early to start soothing my sorrows.

>>26027337
Ehh It's about 3:30pm so not really

>>26027406
I got cancer

>>26027337
>consuming alcohol ever at any time ever

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>>26027337
But you taught me to drink all day long, Twilight!

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>>26027337
ARE YOU RESPECTING NOT THE TRADITION PEOPLE OF MINE LITTLE HORSE?????

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>>26027337
What're you talking about.

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>>26027370
kek

>>26028418
more ivanon plz