What do you plan to do about the pony belly ache pandemic

Take this opportunity to pretend i'm a doctor and stick my hands up their rectums.

>>26019784
Rape the pain away

>>26019784
Not to worry, Mr. Fingers is here with his MIRACLE HANDS!

>>26019784
>a town full of belly aches turns into a pony fart musical

>>26019784
Tell them to go to the fucking drugstore already w that shit.
Then smex.

>>26019784
Ponies need belly massages to get the farts out

>>26019816
>Collect ponyfarts
>Sell it to /mlp/
>Get insane rich

>>26019784
BELLY RUBS

FOR THIRTY DAYS AND THIRTY NIGHTS I WILL RUB THE BELLIES OF PONIES UNTIL I'VE PURGED THE DISCOMFORT AND BANISHED SUCH A SCOURGE TO THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL

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>>26019784
Pic related should get rid of any issues.

>>26019846
>run out of pony farts.
>oh shit, I have gambling debt.
>try to sell my own farts.
>not good enough.
>add_glitter.exe
>seems to be the trick.
>forever get complaints about pony farts not being what they used to be.
>suckers never knew.

>>26019846
>if they can't fart anymore, recharge them

>>26019983
Topzoz

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>>26020391
how

>>26019784
Feed them those special cupcakes Pinkie made with her severely sleep-deprived, but very good friend Applejack.

>>26019784
Boop all the bellies and see what happens

>>26019784
>no bloaty pony tummies
>none to rub
life is pain

>>26020817
Rubbing won't make pain go away.

Quickly pones,
I must suck out the bad gases with this tube.

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>>26019784
>You walk down the streets of Ponyville, and the chorus of moans assaults your ears
>Ponies line the streets, some left in makeshift ditches, rubbing their stomach, trying to get better
>Others are left in piles, which grow as you watch from the wheelbarrows carting more bodies in
>Even the pegasus aren't safe, and the clouds are heavy with the bodies of moaning ponies
>Sometimes, one drops onto the ground, falling onto the street with a soft thud
>And no one bothers to pick them up
>It's a disaster
>But you only have time to visit the librarian and try your new cures
>Your stick jabs and prods ponies out of the way, and you finally make it to the treebary
>A short rap
>And Spike answers
"Where is she?"
>He opens the door wider, stepping aside, and points up the stairs
>You take a sniff of the scented powder in your mask, and readjust it as you walk up the stairs
>When you enter her bedroom, you see books in disarray, her sheets all wet with sweat and what other fluids
>And the librarian pony, laying there on her back, her horn glowing and trying to rub her stomach
"I have the cure."
>Her eyes open slightly
>"R-really?"
>Her magic fades
>You step up
>And take one last whiff, before taking off your mask
>Her ears perk up slightly
>As you lean down, leveling your head with hers
>Bringing a hand behind her head, stroking it
>And bringing her closer
>Your head leans to the side, so your lips are next to her ears
"Yes, Twilight. Do you know what it is?"
>She moans a little, but you feel her head shake against your shoulder
">rape"

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>>26019784
Diagnose it as an incredibly dangerous form of dysentery and convince Celestia that Ponyville must be contained and then purged of all infected. The town would cleansed of all possibilities of infection. Then when it has been cleansed I will make the announcement that the disease had been introduced by a traveling gryphon and that gryphons were carriers of the disease. Equestria would cease all communication and trade routes with the Gryphon Kingdom and all Gryphons would be deported as a precaution. Trade and international contact with the Gryphon Kingdom would cease and eventually the Gryphon Kingdom would get desperate. Their nation would starve, and the disease of the lowly Gryphon would be removed from the world. Certain radical elements would hail me as a hero. Eventually I'd be able to spin that since Pegasi have wings and Gryphons have wings, they would be capable of contracting a mutated form of the disease as well. More contagion, more cleansing. No cure for the "disease". Pegasi would be shunned in fear, and I would be able to quietly let it slip that it would be a distinct possibility for the Princesses to get infected. Distrust in the Equestrian government would become an issue. Civil unrest would follow. I would place myself in the position as being the voice of the Princesses. The pony's trust would soon go to me as speaking for the princesses who have now been isolated for "their own safety". They are disallowed contact to the outside world but they are reassured that I am doing everything in my power to get their messages out there. I make my own rules. Eventually I see to the assassination of the princesses during their isolation and proclaim it to the public that the princesses had fallen ill. I swoop in as Equestria's savior. Make valiant speeches to bolster the spirits of the ponies. Become ruler in the new age of Equestria.

>>26019784
Only the rhythmic stroking of human fingers can purge this abdominal discomfort

>>26019802
>>26019846
>>26020391
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>>26020769
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"This has to be done the same way that was done at home"
>You say as you carry some construction materials.
>Behind you is a full army of ponies with pain in their faceses an tummies.
>Groanings and moanings can be heard as the march goes on.
>You and your contingent are going on the Sugar Cube Corner.
>Why?
>All started when Pinkie, the the help of the Cake family, decided that it was time to make their "Magnum Oppus"
>What was supposed to be the best cake day ever turn out to be the biggest explotion of cake, frosting, fruit and ice cream that ponyville has ever had.
>Many ponies where affected, many when in pure frosting, others in a cake prisons, we find unfortunate victims that were in a complete state of frezzing, sealed away in permafrost of various delicious and delectable favors.
>That was the destiny of Mr. Cake.
>The horror.
>That what her wife told you when you found her and her children.
>They were in a bubble of pure caramel.
>But that was the past.
>Is's time to end this nightmare.
>If the earth taugh you something, is that to end this kind of things you have two opions.
>Blow it up or seal it away.
>And since Twilight told you that the fire will active it again, the you have no other option.
>The gates are open before you and your contingent
>Mare and stallions are crying as you all enter the perimeter of the zero zone.
>And as fast as the doors were open for you to enter, the Biohazard ponies close it.
>You look back.
>They look like they are going to barf.
>You have to me something faster.
"Friends, people, ponies of ponyville, today is the day"
"The day that we have to be strong."
>May eyes are turn to your direction.
"Strong for you, for you loved ones, of your lover, for you kids, for you family, for yourself, FOR PONYVILLE"
>Some yells are heard, the ones that can't shout just nod.
"For today, we seal this fucking shit away to never cause harm again!"
>The ponies are more animated.

>>26019863
in the

>"we are from ponyville!"
>"we are strong!"
>"we can do it!
>The energy was strong again.
>There was no more pain in their faces, just determiantion.
"We are the Bakers of Ponyville!"


>Two month have past since the old ubication of SCC was sealed away in concrete, steel and ice crystals.
>Ponyville has returned to it's all routine.
>The dastardly place was moved to the forest
>And in it's place was build a new Sucar Cube Corner.
>They even put a comemorative plate for the event in the previous costruction.
>You were the hero of ponyville.
>Right now you are getting your recompense for saving Ms. Cake.
>The shake of the bed can be hear around the house as you plow with all your migh the married pony.
>"Yes, yes, unf, more, more you monkey"
>You get up with her still on you shaft, and with a fast movements you slam youself and her infront of the permafrost with her husband inside.
>You rotated her so he could see her face.
>You twist her teats as she cums buckes.
>She really liked it when you do it
>But she prefers it when you milk here.

theend

>>26019784
Bellyaches?

Belly rubs will soothe the pain!

I was constapated for the first time in my life a couple days ago.
It's not even painful. It's just horribly uncomfortable.
I wish it was pain so I can take some painkillers and take a nap. Fuck man.

>>26027096
Not being able to shit is pretty bad senpai.

>>26019784


Colic can be fatal. Intestinal lubricants all round.

>>26027327
>Intestinal Lubricants

you mean my semen?

>>26019784
Pandemic?

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>>26019784
Nothing. I warned them time and time again and they didn't listen. They're getting what they deserved.

That being said, where can I get mint-coated floss in Equestria?

>>26019784
Allow them to devour me.
Vore has taught me that nothing feels as good as a human in the belly.

>>26028336
vore's a shit fetish

>>26028336
Humans are bigger than a pony, including the princesses

>>26019784
i would cure it with my semen.

>>26029046
I would cure it with a kiss

>>26029954
I would cure it with some Pepto-Bismol.

>>26019784
They shouldn't have eaten all those apples

>>26030030
I would cure their bowel obstruction with an enema

>>26031211
I would cure it using nothing that is spoiled.

>>26031256
why do you hate fun