>"Get up Anon...Please...Get up...Daddy..."

No. I'm tired as fuck.

>>26015105
You're adopted!

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>>26015105

>>26015105
>You lay on the floor, breathig as shallow as you could.
>She poked and cried snd pleaded for you to wake up.
>But you didn't, nor would you.
>You told purple smart that if she forced this piece of shitty autism on you, you would starve yourself to death.
"DADDY!!!"
>Oh god, you should've cut your ears off first so you didn't have to listen to her.

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>>26015180
>"Now what Anon?"

>>26015105
Anon shot himself so he would no longer be plagued by this abomination of autism that seems hellbent on shitting all over the board.

>>26015105
holy...... shit...... a....... talking............................horse

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>>26015222
check on my corporate investments.

>>26015105
>Is black
You don't have a dad.

>>26015222
WITNESSED

>>26015363
truth be told

>>26015180
That's a cool phone, I kinda want one.

>>26015105
No! I'm not done taking a shit, you're gonna have to wait your turn

>>26015363
She does, but the only way she knows his name is through the Child Support check.

>>26015105
>"Get up daddy.... You're a bum, get up you sonofabitch! I didn't hear no bell"

NYX GET OUT IM PISS

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>>26015105

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>>26015105
FUCK OFF

>>26015105
WAKE ME UP

All right, I'm up...I'm up. Did you have that same nightmare about an alternate reality where we're both "humans", again?

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>>26015105
>The lake sorta knows me
>Was it you who promised time?
>Lead me to a land so green so she'll stay awhile
>Please take me there, I'm ready
>The ship sways but the heart is steady
>I have time

>>26015105
Ugh . . . Five more minutes, kiddo . . .