Which one of them resembles your current girlfriend the most?

>>26011076
The background.

>>26011161

/Thread

>>26011161
but anon, the background is transparent! there is no background!

>>26011177
so is my gf

>>26011177
It's like you're saying you can't NOT have a girlfriend.

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>>26011076
Definitely ponk.

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>3dpd
>ever

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>>26011076
>lol look mom i posted it again

>>26011076
None of them resembles your mom

>tfw no goyfriend

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>>26011161

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>>26011177
Just like there is no gf.

>>26011309
kek. that took me a second.

What's more pathetic? That this bait works in theory, or that this bait works in practice so splendidly despite being posted about twice a day?

twilight
because she's not real

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>>26011076
All of them. They're not real.

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>>26011076
>your last gf resembled mrs cup cake

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>>26011379
This is the only legitimate answer.

>>26011629
you haven't told us if that's good or bad

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>>26011076
Kinda dumb, but the ass was fat.

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>>26011161
>>26011379

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>>26012915
Don't think of it that way.
On your own, every decision you make doesn't have to be a discussion. You could potentially hang with any other friends (if you have them) without having to plot aside time for anyone in particular because you know they all have their own lives. Or you could choose to whack it away to ponut if you choose instead.

>>26012946
I'm not the other anon, but I've run out of feelings of optimism. This gave me one little spark of something.

>>26012951
Nothing wrong with being pessimistic/realistic. Keeps you grounded. Being down about a lack of girls is just silly though. You're in control of your own life and nobody else's, same for everyone. And if what you're doing works for you then keep going for it, it's their hangup if you walking around unironically triggers them.

>>26012977
Thanks for the pep-talk, Anon. Seriously. Cheered me up.

>>26011076
None. Humans are complex and not easily characterized.

But if I had to say, bed room she is like a submissive twi, alone she's either a rd or a pinka, in public shes rather shy.

>>26011076
Haha, that's a good one, Anon.

>>26012977
My issue is that I do have someone in my life, but it's hard for them to reciprocate or to even feel those emotions. They don't really care to be there anymore or to even be funny or positive or anything. They're kind of just there and I feel like they stopped trying about a month after we started dating.

>>26013021
So yeah answered my own question. break up time

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>>26012997
No prob fampai

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>>26011076
Fluttershy... because she IS my girlfriend or marefriend, however you want to say it. Who needs a human one?

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>>26013035
you rad

>>26013021
>>26013034
I know you said you already answered, but if they're not really enhancing your life or really even trying, why bother from that point?

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>>26012910

Rarity. Or maybe Twilight. My wife is kind of a self-aware drama queen who likes fashion and frets about small details. Also really booksmart and a bit of a dork.

>>26012899
It was good for the time being, then I decided to go after a grill that looked like my long time waifu since I look like her husbando.

No hard feelings though.

>>26013052
I dunno. I really liked them at first and I know they liked me. But then they just stopped altogether. Nowadays they mainly just sorta keep their distance and don't even really try. I know it's hard for him to reciprocate, but could you at least try a little? Maybe even saying "Good morning, babe"? I don't know, really.

>>26013121
Well, if they told you up front they'd be harder about affection, you know what you got into and might just have to own up. I made the mistake of crushing on a complete asexual back in school and I thought I could handle it since I liked being around her enough without getting all touchy-feely, turns out I discovered I am an attention whore for whoever I want to call my gf. If you have issues, be up front about it. At the very least you won't be a despicable kind of person who wants to eat their cake and have it too.

>>26011076
Twilight, since me finding a gf is like looking for a purple unicorn.
They don't exist

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>people are giving serious replies
I fucking hate this board sometimes all the time.

>>26013180
Yeah. It was actually really refreshing what with him being so open. He also said it was refreshing to talk to someone who was so open about things. I have told him I can tend to be a bit clingy at times. Ah well.

>>26013200
so go to /pol/

>>26013104
>since I look like her husbando
she must fawn over you

>>26013297
Neat implications, kid.

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>>26011192
some people can't

>>26013313
Kek, well I'm not striking resemblance but I tried once and pone friends actually said something.

Apologies for the exaggeration.

>>26013040
Your Tulpa is still you.

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>>26013998
No, she's literally separate from me now. She creeps into my mind, sometimes I even have to drop the phone because I can feel her hoofing on my leg telling me to hug her and pay attention to her. Even when I'm trying to concentrate and do other things she'll be there.

>implying I have a girlfriend

>>26011076
Definitely Fluttershy. Unfortunately

>>26014845
>>26014845
>>26014845
WHATEVER YOU SAY DEAR. THATS NICE.

>>26011076
I don't have a current irl gf, but my ex mostly resembles AJ's mother. she's dead