>Anon, I want a sandwich, I WANT IT NOW!

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>>25978108

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>>25978108
bitch your the one with both magic and your own personal slave, fuck off

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>>25978461


you're*

>>25978108
A moment please my dearest.

>>25978108
>Anon walks into the kitchen.
>He grabs a loaf of bread, and slices it in half, down the long way.
>Then he stands up on the table and drops his pants.
>He recreates the forbidden Subway menu item and takes a long shit, leaving a fat log all the way across.
>Once that's done, he grabs the horseradish, the wasabi, and the hot sauce out of the fridge, and just dumps it all over.
>He then throws a bunch of eggs at the unholy meal.
>He puts on a gas mask and stuff the shit sandwich into the oven.
>While the sandwich heats up, he pisses into a coffee mug, then spits in it.
>When the sandwich his done, he puts on a butler's outfit, stacks the sandwich and drink onto a fancy tray, and delivers it to Purple Smart.
>All while never taking off the gas mask.
>...
>Twilight greedily wolfs down the meal, and it disappears in about half a minute.
>"You should eat more corn for the next one, Anon."
>Anon then excuses himself to the bathroom and vomits profusely.
>He then cries himself to sleep on the bathroom floor.

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>>25978498
i told you to fuck off purple sperg

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>>25978521
There you go.
Now suss, leave, Im busy.

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>>25978522
what the fuck man

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>>25978526
>"It's not good enough. Make me another one. NOW!"

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>>25978522
>The forbidden subway item
Why anon why?

Silly horse. Clearly I am a male and don't have to worry about such trivial things. You, however, have a vagina and thus belong in the kitchen to make sandwiches for me instead. Now run along and fetch those sandwiches and we will pretend this never happened.

>>25978542
>unsheathes katana
nothing personal kid

>>25978547
Does it hurt when I do that?
It does, doesn't it?

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>>25978554


personnel*

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>>25978574
I want to marry Twilight Sparkle and Applejack at the same time.

>>25978108
I would have absolutely no problem whatsoever making my waifu a sandwich. Then making it again if it wasn't up to par with her liking. I don't understand women's problem these days with "oh I don't have to make you shit, I'm a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man. You're just lucky you even have me!" Why do women act this way?

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>>25978108
You greedy fat bitch!

>>25978108
Alright. Spike! Make Sparkie a sandwich!

>>25979497
Because she's not your waifu, never will be your waifu, and she knows it.
She's just misdirecting her own self-loathing at you instead of doing something to better herself.
Like wearing a horse mask and prosthetic hooves.

>>25978108
Twilight, sandwiches are the easiest fucking thing to make. Go get it yourself.

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>>25978108
Last time I posted in one of these threads I got raped by an avatarfag. Have fun making your own sandwich because I'm outtie.

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>>25978542
Here you go Purple shit

>>25978522
>>25981449
He actually did it, the absolute madman.