More draw prompt!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136103210768/
It's sort of an ephemeral experience, being a snowflake craftspony. A lot of painstaking work in a year, and then when the time comes to display it all, it's mixed in with countless output from other ponies as well, and try as some may, it's more or less taken for granted for the season. The satisfaction of a job well done and the jubilance of earthbound ponies must be rewards of their own. Plus, that kind of practice can't help but translate into detail elsewhere, should they pursue it. Think any great pegasi sculptors also made snow?
>>25966835
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
first for horse
Your favourite obscure background charactergets their own episode in S6.What would be your reaction?
>rape
>>25971323
"Holy shit"
>>25971245
>>25971215
>>25971214
We got some Flitterphiles on the loose
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
CARROTS ARE GRATE
So, how many non-artsy (like me) types are planning to chime in on Randumb's intro project?
>>25971323
an entire episode about Tornado filly?
where do I sign
>>25971347
I think it'd be great to do all the projects
>>25971308
REMINDER TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS
>wait for new thread
>can't be bothered waiting
>make a new thread
>isaac finally posts his two seconds after you
why can't this stop happening
>>25971323
Finally Mayor getting the attention she deserves
>>25971347
I definitely will. I've drawn a few things but never really taken it seriously, but this should be easy. I'm thinking I'll just to a few rough traces of the scenes I pick and then go from there.
>>25971323
But Applejack's already had a few episodes?
>>25971323
Party
Time
>>25971127
Dash is such a tight pony she has to stretch first.
>>25971323
But have more than one favorite.
>>25971375
Could it be an episode about that time he dated a future princess?
>>25971362
You could always contest it, anon.
First come, first serve. That's how it's always been.
>>25971362I would have deleted mine for yours.
>>25971336
Flitter is my drug
>>25971392
Yeah but someone's always going to full autism because apparently if a thread doesn't have a bunch of useless text in the OP it's not a good thread
>>25971391
Hes stood next to far more interesting pones
Whoops
Confirmed, bows make even the qtest ponies qtester
Backgroundfillyepisodewithout the CMC.
>>25971174
>Blossomforth
"Uh... I'lll help?"
...in making me cum explosively, you very flexible filly?Sexually, Blossomforth can do things with her body that defy all known dimensional mathematics
>>25971416
yes
>>25971416
YES
>>25971407
and looks like it's you this time!
>>25971431
Did you just read half of my post and decide to reply without finishing it?
>>25971416
>>25971441
I'm afraid it's terminal.
DO THE PROMPT
>Fillies
Blossomforth is about to do... things to Scootaloo
>>25971448
What is it Peach Filly? Do you have some pony political advice for me?
>>25971453
I did the prompt >>25969876
Now I'm going to be unproductive for another 7 days.
>>25971457
Blossomforth seems more interested in doing things to a certain stallion
>>25971483
cute couple
>>25971462
Maybe she's laughing because she found out that your country is losing in trade to China and Mexico
>>25971491
They do go very well together
looking a pony directly in the eyes is considered very intimate
>>25971495
I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.
>>25971525
SHE'S GOT A BOW
>>25971565
cosmodraw more older rumble
>>25971565
COLTS LOVE IT
>>25971407
They don't know what they're talking about
Using the fillies aspillows, plushies and hats.
>>25971580
BOW OVERLOAD
>>25971613
You ain't seen nothing yet.
I don't think my threads gonna go anywhere so I'll say it here:
Can't /mlp/ do something good/original at this point and not latch onto it and milk it to death?
>>25971572
Sure
Any ideas?
>>25971640Mounting older Sweetie
>>25971640more of him and pip
>>25971635
no
>bows
>>25971640
him and one of the twins making a sanwich with the other twin
"Rainbow Dash's feet"
What did she mean by this?
>>25971683
oh god what's wrong with your face
>>25971453
WHAT WAS PROMPT
>>25971723
>>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
>>25971723
>YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU ACCEPT IT: Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
>>25971737
DOM
DRAW STRONG FILLY AND TEETH COLT
AS A CRIME FIGHTING DUO
>>25971737
>graffiti
>>25971737
*pinkie
nice Pinkie
>>25971737
Pinkie is pretty wasteful
If you were a cute pony marecould you fit it all in?
>>25971842
I'm not some orange reject, of course I could
>>25971827
Is she okay
>>25971683
How Dashie looks so fuckable in high heels.
Culturally enrichthe ponies.
please stop trying to feed Fluttershy weird foods
WPSHH the Derpy
>>25971830
Those might be a bunch of empty drink receptacles or something. You don't know what kind of part it was
>>25971919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtuAgbUYA4
>>25971737
From the thumbnail, it looks as if Ponk is stroking King Kong's glans
>>25971961
no it doesn't
>>25971961
That's Pinkie
>you do know my name, right?
>>25971987
Speedy Lesbian
>>25971987
Penka Poh?
>>25971987
...Scootaloo's mother?
>>25972017
don't get her hopes up
>>25971972
Pank loves the ape dick
>>25971987
Lesbian Carwash?
>>25971323
It's about time the true background ponies got an episode.
>>25972030
Rainbow Wash?
I must draw something for someoneso maybe I'll stop feeling so damn worthless
Someone please tell me your somethings so I can draw it.
>>25971987
It doesn't matter who she is.
What matters is her plan!
>>25972048
Rainbow Dash fiddling foals.
>>25972048
Celestia facesitting
>>25972048
An older excited Scootaloo and a grumpy filly Dash
>>25972027
Hush, Púca Puck.
>>25972048
Scootaloo preparing for Hearts and Hooves
>>25972048
Luna playing the blues on the moon
>>25972041
>Another band of roaming Anons was spotted in ponyville today.
>As usual they wandered the streets making "unf" noises and booping any ponies brave enough to get close.
>>25972041
We nyx now?
>>25971999
>999
Because trips, Winona's MLP Top Trumps card:
>>25972068
That's Pinkie Pie
>>25972048
Moondancer in a diaper.
>>25972122
Is she trying to tell him that the dentist isn't real?
>>25972109
>Magic 37
What
>>25972137
she's really good at casting bark and play dead
>>25971972
>>25972068
Puta Pie
>>25972147
Why do I want to fuck that dog?
>>25972112
Pooka Punk.
>>25972160
Phouka Pep.
>>25972164
>>25971987
Rainbow Trash?
>>25972170
please stop putting the ponies in the trash
they don't like it in there and it smells
>>25972160
Futa Pie?
>>25972166
>>25972160
*Pinkie Pie
>>25972164
That is a pony, not a dog.
>>25972181
Well trash ponies like rainbow dash deserve to be in the trash, so it's no big deal
>>25972187
Prickly Pete
>>25972187
>>25972193
Porky Pig.
...Wait a minute.
>>25972202
Party McPonk
I'm afraid your new Pony insurance only allows you to see filly doctors
>>25972192
Still assblasted over Rainbow Dash being officially Sex on Wings with a Beauty score of 72, and Ponky Poo is shitest pone with just 46, much?
>>25972320
ok xieril, sorry for not liking your waifu
not even a ponkfag
>>25972193
>>25972202
>>25972211
>>25972328
>>25972320
Her name is Pinkie
If Ponk looked after herself more, cared about her appearance, had a proper manestyle, and wasn't such a spaz all the time, then perhaps her beauty levels would be slightly higher
>>25972404
I think Pinkie shaved bald with a bunch of tattoos and piercings would be mega hot.
>>25972404
I think the "party ponies" just physically can't control their manes when they are happy. They like explode into that messy frizzy style no matter what they do. Probably why all of them have the same style of manes
>>25972404
*Pinkie
Don't they all have the same sprites regardless?
>>25972066
Can somebody draw a chubby anthro Mare Anon? Preferably with Eris complimenting on Anon's huge hips.
>>25972480
oh man I love it
thanks
>>25972456
i agree with this notion
>>25972480
I really like that
>>25972532
Fluttershy does goth better
>>25972574
any pony looks good in goth
>>25972505
>>25972552
Thanks. It boosts my ego a little. I might finish it up or at very least drop inking lines on it.
I'll sketch up the luna one as well and be on my way.
>>25972574
Fluttershy would have a panic attack just hearing the words "genital piercing".
>>25972633
>get her a piercing for her horse pussy
>they're basically just lip rings but for her vulva
that'd be adorable
>>25972633
do you think you could convince her to get a tiny little piercing?
MUSKY
MUSKY
MUSKY
>>25972480
poke poke
>>25972610
>I'll sketch up the Luna one as well
>>25972694
I seriously want to know what a blowjob would feel like when your partner has a pierced tongue
Twin Peaks is good, I've change my mind.
Taking lewd/fetishy requests.
>>25971759
uhh
>>25972823
Do you know what one feels like without? Many people have tongue piercings
>>25972870
>Do you know what one feels like without?N-no
>>25972211
Fuzzy Muzzle Nuzzle
I desire to experience this.
>>25972701
What happens if I repeated this in front of a mirror?
>>25972926
they say the highest concentration of sensitive nerve endings in a pony is in its snout
>>25972866
Fluttershy with a big ol'dick piercing
>>25972867
what the fuck did I do to deserve this
>>25972866
Rarity coaching Dash on how to relax her ponut
pleasure the ponies
>>25971647
Older?! I want freaken foalcon!
>Ahuizotl is the new Warchief
What the hell, Blizzard.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M
SPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKESPIKE
under the sea
with you pony
>>25973183
>not being pegged by the sisters on both sides at the same time
what are you, gay?
>There's much more cheek kissing in season 6.
>>25973070
I want to go back in that time period.
>>25973183
ANON THAT IS A PENIS!
>>25973070
Spike's Top Trumps card:
Size: 3
Beauty:_9...at least Rarity - Beauty: 79 - loves him.For /ss/.
>>25973210
I want more horse nuzzling
>>25973257
Nuzzling is always cute. Ponies seem very tactile.
>>25973334
I would do filly things with that filly, she seems pretty cool
>>25973334
It's racist!
>>25972079
>>25972740
I overdid some shit a lot. What would you play blues on anyway? Sax is too flashy, guitar doesn't fit much. Violin are nice but nowhere blues'y.Cigarbox is super fancy but just silly.
>>25973245
>that beauty score
holy shit what an ugly little fukker.
It's 3 times lower than Applejacks dog's.
>>25973355
How serious is cuddling with a pony? Is it something friends do, or more intimate and between a significant other?
>>25973406
a sax or harmonica seem like the most iconic blues instruments, but maybe a little magical keyboard could work too
really cute drawing too, I like her legs
>>25973437
yes
>>25973422
well only once I became a filly, too
it would be weird for a human adult to do filly things
>>25973334
>Whatshername is still butthurt that Twilight stole her job
>>25973406
Oh nice, that's really pretty!
>>25973457
Harmonica sounds nice. That's a maybe. I'll do some research and think about it. Anyway thanks for keeping me busy. Cheers!
>>25973503
thanks for the cool pony art
>>25972174
Yes
Yes I will marry this pony
>>25973484
She got it back now that Twilight ran off to do boring princess things
>>25972586
Why haven't they replaced Ponyvills library yet?
>>25973531
you can't just going around marrying every pony you see
>>25973406
You're pretty good, Anon.
>>25973542
>Dash goes around topless
unf
>>25973533
I enjoyed that little detail
>>25973560
Me too!
Its fun to spot the little continuations from slice of life when they pop up
So far we have Amethyst Star with the clipboad
Doc with the bowtie
and Lyra and Bon Bon doing the flower thingy
>>25973593
flower thing?
Pony heard you're doing that hand thing
>>25973546
The war with Tirek created a vacuum in Ponyville's infrastructure
>>25973542
My waifu sure has a nice ass
>>25973616
>>25973623
IS SHE GOING TO FART?
>>25973605
>>25973680
that's too cute
ponies love flowers in their manes
Pony lost it's hoof in the war
WINGS. OF. FEEL. PAIN KILLER.
>>25973710
>lost it's
>>25973713
I wish to be discord's little mare
>>25973709
They also seem to really enjoy playing simple ball games
>>25973738
there's only so many games that unicorns can play with simple earthies
>>25973713
Die.
>>25973680
They're just so ina platonic relationshipwith each other.
>>25973759
Bon Bon played it with a friggen seal before too
and Dash was playing with one in Dragonshy
apple bloom was playing with one in the same episode Lyra and Bon Bon were
Lickety split was playing with one when spike conned him out of it
pones just love their balls
>>25973788
maybe they'll finally just makeout in the finale
>>25973801
>make-out
I would be more than happy with a kiss on the cheek or even an "I love you/love you too"
>>25973795
I guess I know how to take over Equestria then
just bring lots of balls
>>25973815
how about them just being in the background totally going at it while Twilight in the foreground explains the magic of friendship after defeating the last villain?
>>25973822
You would succeed
Also I liked when Part Favor just chucked the big beach ball into Double Diamonds head
silly horses
>>25973183
>this has been up for almost an hour
where's the anon who told me "just try posting porn" when i said we had no mods?
>>25973835
>>25973710
Your favourite obscure background characterloses a limbin S6. What would be your reaction?
>>25973848
I remember him posting that too. I always have the bans page open for fun and I've noticed a decrease in /mlp/ bans in the last few months. Not sure what the cause is but the moderation seems lighter than usual.
>>25973853
take care of them I suppose
>>25973835
>we're filming
>what?
>WE'RE FILMING
>oh sorry
>>25973850
okay okay
but realistically they might do the kiss on the cheek in the background like that, I doubt it would be a major scene or anything
>>25973871
the slow decline of knee jerk anti-furry/pony shit
and hiroyuki not giving a fuck for the most part
>>25972866
Pony loses a limb. Kinky Hilarity ensues.
>>25973879
what a cute dress
>>25973889
Yes. Cute is always better than lewd and also has a higher chance of being possible by a significant margin.
>>25973853
adapt
>>25973710
She should get one of those curvy blade legs. Those always look cool.
>>25973904
a cute dress for a cute pony
>>25973904
the best part is the bow of course
SUCH A LUST FOR BOWS
>>25973938is the slime going to find it's way into her vagina, and then her womb? making her cum again and again as it spreads itself and infests her womb, growing goo tentacles that reach out of her winking marevag as she can only writhe and moan at the constant pleasure and rapid orgasms, as slowly she transforms into a horny goo pony?
>>25973966
all will be bowed in the perfect pony society
Rainbow Dash has challenged youto a game of Pone
>>25973966
BOW THE STALLIONS
Pony is talking in angry German again.
>"And then once my Inator-inator has turned ALL the ponies in Equestria into my-..Perry The Platypony, are you even listening?"
Ponies are very light?
>>25973989
what are the rules?
>>25974028
I think they're pretty heavy. They have a huge head and their bodies look really thick as well.
>>25974028
>>25974058
>tfw no pony to hold
>>25974058
i dunno, they seem pretty light to me
>>25974036
they're on the box
>>25974058
>Twilight uses her magic to move anons hand down under her tail.
>and slide a finger inside
>>25974091
I just don't understand these pony games
>>25974123
that seems pretty forward for Twilight
>>25973904
The lesbian horses do seem to have great taste in fashion
>>25974138
She can be pretty forward at times
>>25973924
Gotcha covered, Hoss.
>>25974185
I hope she recovers
>>25974191
Please don't augment the ponies.
>>25974191
Does she have a removable vagina? What about an attachable dong?
>>25974191
>>25974269
has butter EVER called blue Dashie?
>>25974264
I love it when they augment themselves.
>>25974305
yes actually
Fluttershy did once and so did Pinkie
I can't remember when exactly right now though
>>25974264
I'm going to augment the ponies
Goodnight.
>>25974360
Good night anon. I hope your dreams are full of pone
>>25974367
no, those are my dream ponies
he can't have them
Pony is lying on its back, squealing.
The anon has it pinned by its haunches to the ground, and has its simian face pressed directly to the gap where her thighs meet, determinedly stimulating her genitals with his tongue. The pony is bucking and braying and squealing, twisting its upper body around to try and drag itself away by its forehooves, but it simply isn't strong enough.
http://pastebin.com/e6wCSmtA
>>25974309
What a bunch of cuties.
>>25974406
what is all this?
I don't have a FA account
>>25974400
Cunnilingus should only be performed on the willing
>>25974426
Thanks. This without spaces is also my pastebin username if tripods and augments strike your fancy.
Fluttershy woke up. It was the middle of the night but she was hungry. She didn't want to disturb you so she slinked quietly out of bed and headed to your kitchen. Opening your fridge she didn't find much to eat. She didn't think she could make much of a meal out of ketchup and old cheeses. Luckily she found some ramen noodles in your lower cupboard, she knew how to make those. As silently as possible she poured some water into a pot, placed it on the stove, and carried the noodle package to the counter. While she waited for the water to boil she thought about asking you if you wanted some, too, but figured it would probably be best to let you sleep. After a few more minute she put the noodles in, let it cook, cleaned up, then brought her meal over to the kitchen table.
It was at this point that Fluttershy realized that she had thrown away the most important part of her meal, the flavor packet.
>>25974594
why would you post the smaller version
>>25974604
Just put in some hot sauce, flutterbutter
>>25974604
well... the flavor packet's sealed, right? Did she take out the trash, too?
>>25974594
Delinquent unicorns every last one of them
>>25974605
some people are just too dumb to figure out how to save images from derpibooru I guess
Changeling missed Pony's vital organs.
>>25974617
Fluttershy had considered looking in the trash for it, but the idea seemed unsanitary. Although her tummy growled in protest, she dumped the noodles down the drain before heading back to bed.
>>25974406>have rape fetish
>read most of the stories on derpibooru
>they're either shit, or i've read them at least twice
>tfw no pastebin of rapefic links
>>25974638
>throwing away perfectly good ramen
what the fuck
>>25974628
to be fair it's kind of annoying how you have to click the image a couple of times to get to the largest version
>>25974638
>she dumped the noodles down the drain before heading back to bed.
fucking seriously? she's going to pay for those noodles now.
>>25974651
You only need to click once to load the full image (it fits to screen but it's actually the full), there's also an option in the settings to always load full size images. And a download link on top of each image. You have no excuse.
>>25974648
Well there were other ramen packets in the cupboard, but if she took one of the packets from another one of the meal packages then eventually someone would be left without a flavor packet themselves. Fluttershy didn't want that to happen.
>>25974651
anon
you click on the download button
this is seriously not that fucking complicated
Imagine, for a moment, sand in your head, in a storm, played by Darude
>>25974438
stories
>>25974605
to cuck you
>>25974683
>>25974671
I was just playing devil's advocate really
I was also thinking that they should just have it load the largest version of a picture by default, but they probably don't do that to save some bandwidth
>>25974605
because I just don't care to be honest with you
>>25974673
She could've taken one of the packets from one of the other ramens and dumped the dry brick in the trash, instead of fresh ramen down the drain. Currently, she has eaten zero Ramen and thrown away one.
>>25974704
>>25974718
terribly memed
please stop wppshing the ponies
>>25974711
I wonder if there's some sort of way to set that as default, if you register. Oh well, since I never registered, I will never know.
>>25974721
Fluttershy was probably just groggy from being up in the middle of the night and not thinking straightly
Filly advocates for human and pony equality!
>>25974748
Is this real?
>>25974733
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
>>25974736
Derpibooru is actually really annoying about being logged in. On all of my devices I will just randomly not be logged occasionally when following a link there. I've also had to redo my filters multiple times cause they've changed the way they do it.
>>25974736
I honestly don't know if this post is serious or not
>>25974755
https://youtu.be/53scuRpgSAI
Filly asks, who is this 4chan?
>>25974795
looks fillyish to me
maybe scootaloo
Marker Pony vsBetty Boop.
>>25974795
twilight
>>25974795
Fluttershy?
https://derpibooru.org/1055255
>>25974810
That old hag has nothing on her;
Marker is fucked.
>>25974743
Well, I can see how that might be. Filly is forgiven.
Does anypony remember that spell where you can absorb somepony else's sense of shame, to help them through it? Because I want to use it right now.
>>25974866
The Vulcan mind meld?
>wake up at 4am
>can't go back to beb
I wish I had a pony to cuddle
Maybe I'd get a good night's sleep then
>>25974755
There's no proof whether the specific accounts that "fell for it" were real, or trolls themselves. However, this suicide attempt was real.
>>25974890
being on the computer or your phone is pretty much the worst thing you can do to fall back asleep
but then again sleep is 0pone
>>25974890
You probably wouldn't stop touching her genitals.
Or she wouldn't stop touching yours.
You would get even less sleep.
>>25974886
That's the one.
>>25974769
Its really annoying.
For some reason, the derpiboo.ru version never loses my login status, but derpibooru.org almost never saves it for more than a couple days.
>>25974897
4am was three hours ago
I already tried falling back asleep
>>25974890
>almost 6 AM
>haven't slept yet, just shitposting and playing video games
oh well
>>25974911
hello britbong
>>25974912
hello...Irelandbong?
>>25974930
>britbong
Anon please
>>25974912
For a moment I thought it was my waifu Plumsweet, but then I saw the horn.
Doppelpone thread?
>>25974924
don't do it filly
>>25974934
germanbong?
>>25974948
Correct
>>25974953
I've always wanted to go there. I was on a Baltic cruise once but didn't get the chance to go into Germany cause I had some bad French oysters and caught some sickness that had me evacuating from both ends for a few days.
>>25974930
I'm the one on britbong hours, actually. exactly 6pm right now.
I'm worried about the Pip regime
>>25974994
You have nothing to worry about.
>>25974912
I love crotch fuzz
>>25974490
Why does that stupid NEET Princess horse do me in every time?
>>25975043
it looks comfy
>>25975028
Pip brought Diamond Tiara's reign down.
Without spending a dime of his own money.
All he had to do was convince the CMC they might get a cutiemark in it.
Do you think he convinced them into trying to get a blowjob and analingus cutiemarks before that?
>>25975049
I especially love when it's enough to cover anything explicit so they're naked without really "looking" naked
doesn't really work very well with ponies though
pony is having trouble adapting to life in the human world
>>25975155
Pony seems fine to me
>>25975089
It works extremely well with Chewbacca.
Just saying.
>>25975155
But that's Bramble.
>>25975162
I like how that bitch in the red coat can't seem to make up her mind about what to do
>>25975155
Bundle the struggling pony up in my arms and flee with her
>>25975196
he does seem like the skittish type
>>25975199
I think it looks me to me like she was trying to open the other door so that the horse could get back outisde, saw the horse was getting back up and got the fuck out of the way. Then the people she was with said "let's get the fuck out of here before it starts kicking shit".
I love that once the horse gets back up it seems to be calming down like it's trying to play it cool.
I think off camera the lady in the apron who approached her knew the horse and was talking to it to try and calm it down.
>>25975216
>>25975221
He was just a little too excited about meeting humans for the first time.
>>25975221
I am going to have sex with him to assert my dominance.
>>25975262
why don't you try just hugging him
>>25975262
An anal creampie would probably calm him down.
>>25975267
Or fucking him.
>>25975238
>Give ponies internet access
>They all start developing horrible sleeping patterns, staying awake to 4 in the morning whacking off to porn.
>>25975289
I want a cute little neet pony to stay up and whack off with
maybe we could even whack each other off
>>25974748
>The hacker known as 4chan
>>25975305
This is what I imagine living with Moondancer is like
>>25975336
Sort of, except you'd need to get Moondancer off through her diaper.
>>25975358
why are you still trying to force this
>>25975336
The whole place would reek of bodily fluids, particular her sex ones. She probably masturbates then just leaves the mess when she's finished. But ponies don't normally wear pants or anything so she's sit down elsewhere and end up smearing it everywhere.
>>25975403
Fluttershy really should have taken the vibrator out before she did her dating profile video.
>>25975443
It's OK. I'd still date her.
>>25975367unf
>>25975443
she can't get it out
>>25975455
Flutters, this is why you need to use one that has a flared end so we don't end up in this scenario.
>>25975473
>okay
>>25975364
Because I still find it funny.
Also because Moondancer deserves it.
stop fucking around and kiss the pony already
>>25975533
Dash! That's gay!
Having a pony love you so much that they're willing to mix their DNA with you and create new life.
>>25975533
I tried to kiss this one pony and she bit me.
Maybe I did it wrong
>>25975546
>...and?
Fulton pony
who is cutest pone?
>>25975584
you have to woo her first
>>25975546
Well, yeah
>>25975578
I don't want to fuse with the pony.
Filly keeps having a recurring nightmare where she shows up to school not wearing any panties
>>25975647
>not wanting to fuse with pony
what is your opinion of troubleshoes
>>25975682
He has a nice butt
>>25975682
he is a cute big horse
>>25975682
kind of depressing and boring, really
I always thought that getting a cutie mark was more like a reinforcement of what that pony truly knew they enjoyed, but that episode disproved that. At least he figured it out eventually with some help.
>>25975611
>you will never be best friends with a cute mare
>>25975721
>you will never be best friends
>with anyone
>>25975682
i would enjoy reading a fic about his sexual mishaps and misadventures
>>25975682
who?
>>25975758I have two best friends but they're not cute ponies and I don't want to fuck them
>>25975589
it's degenerate you silly pony
What do you think of this mare?
>>25975766
I hope that they have whatever dark magic they used to make Minuette so amazing under control. If it got out who knows what damage it could do.
>>25975289
this is me right now
how do I even sleep early
>>25975788
With that broken leg, she'll need to be put down.
>>25975766I kinda want my best friend to fuck me, but it'll never happen
>>25975788
she has a filthy house
>>25975795
go to cvs and buy some melatonin
>>25974648
ponies are a wasteful sort
also, i never use the whole seasoning packet so i dump the seasoning in a little airtight cup and then only use what i need
i also use the seasoning for other foods
>>25975791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRoX6Yj4zas
>>25975837
SHE'S SO SMALL AND CUTE
Pony curls up into a ball, making muffled, cute noises on your chest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPBsMg2lJX8
>>25975802I'd suck his dick but he probably wouldn't want me to.
>>25975802
Just get her drunk, horny, tell her you've always wanted to put your pudding pop in her jello and then regret that decision the next morning when the two of you sober up.
Bonus points if you get her prego in the eggo.
>>25975802
>>25975860Would you fuck your friends if they were cute ponies?
favorite pony city?
>>25975883Consensually, yes.
>>25975850
she also really fluffs them up
if you know what I mean
>>25975860
I ship it ALL the way.
>>25975851
HONK HONK
>>25975898
cloudsdale
>>25975898
Aesthetically, probably either Cloudsdale or Canterlot
If you're asking where I'd live, Manehattan
>>25975898
I hope I get to see my city in the show. It's on the map and has a name.
>>25975883
Oh, hell yeah dude, shit.
>>25975933
why not Ponyville?
it's where all your favorite ponies live
>>25975946
Because it's a backwater shithole that gets attacked by something every other week
>>25975863>her
>>25975883
yes
>>25975919
>>25975933
My cloudsdale niggas.
>>25975936
Which map?
>>25975965
it's just such a pretty city
the smell of fluttershy's mane
the taste of herincredibly sweet vaginal fluid, like syrup
>>25975959Bonus points if he gets you prego in the eggo
>>25975761
>aims for the right hole
>misses
>aims for the wrong hole
>hits it
"It just figures."
>>25975970
This one
>>25975981
Beautiful.
>>25975998
Well which city is it, faggot?
I want to see Hollow Shades.
>>25976001
I get why people would want to be unicorns but I'd be a pegasus all day long
An anon, scarred and wearing numerous everfree creature pelts, ambles into town. in one hand, he carries a handcrafted spear. in the other, he has a stick with a leather strip around the neck of his squealy captive pony translatr.
>>25976021
Is the pony's name "Lucky"? Can it speak?
>>25976013
But unicorns can fly too
>>25976041
they can, but they'll never get to experience wings
>>25976013
Me too.
If I was forced to be a pony, it would be a pegasus.
>>25976053
Wings seem like vaginas. You think you'd want to have them, but then you learn all the gross stuff you have to put up with.
>>25975883
why is minuette so cute
>>25976064
I don't think wings bleed every month
>>25976064
Our bodies are already gross, anon.
What's a little more for the gift of FLIGHT?
>>25976041
Has twilight flown herself around with her magic before S3?
>>25976058
Hmm.
>Be a unicorn
>Potentially be kind of shit at magic because you're an adult just now learning how to magic in a new body
>Get telekinesis down but that's about it
OR
>Be a pegasus
>Get the joy of learning how to fly as long as you're not Scootaloo-tier
>Learn to be able to fly
I'm pretty wary of heights, but I think I could get over it. Worst case scenario you get the joy of flying 10 or 20 feet off the ground and over roof tops.
>>25976064
Bodies are gross in general. Molting and preening would probably be gross but you would get over it.
>>25976086
No.
The level of control Starlight Glimmer has is OP as fuck and is what let's us know just how stupidly high her magic is.
Twilight reversed her gravity in the Crystal Kingdom to go up the stairs faster once. That's similar but she wasn't navigating 3d space.
>>25976091
>I'm pretty wary of heights
GLAD I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
I fucking love heights. I love flying too.
Messing with color. Still need practice and need to learn some more/new techniques
>>25976101
One of the cakes also flew with magic
>>25976127
WHAT'S SHAKIN', SCOOTS?
>>25976101
She was pretty n00b then
>>25976091
Yeah, but non-unicorns would have to try and do everything with clumsy hooves.
>>25975998
What happened to the zebra-homeland as seen on the bottom left of the crystal map?
>>25976132
That was just OP baby magic.
>>25976101
It's interesting how strong Starlight is at magic. It would be neat to see Twilight and her practicing some spells next season.
>>25976127
ITS CUTE!
CUTE!
Starlight Glimmer / Trixie Lulamoon mind control domination.
>>25976127
Why is Scootaloo sticking her tongue out at me?
I want Starlight to sit on my face
>>25976147
Forget that, what happened to the Gelding Grotto?!
>>25976138
wings seem to get the job done for most of that kind of stuff
plus if you're worried about every day kinds of things, you could always just get a unicorn to give you a spell for certain tasks
>>25976138
You can also use your mouth~
That also just comes with the joy of learning a new body though; being a fucking klutz.
Or maybe without growing up learning how to do shit without fingers you'll be about as useful as a double amputee.
>>25976182
>>25976179
It depends on what you're doing
Opening doors would probably work just fine, but I can't imagine how you'd be able to solder something, for example
>>25976174
rightfully removed because it was disgusting
>>25976204
why would you be soldering something as a pony
>>25976204
That's easy, Anon.
You just, uh, hmm...
>>25976215
I'm pretty sure they don't have the technology to print circuit boards yet
>>25976215
To create a technological revolution so he can eventually spend all day shitposting again.
>>25976182
>>25976199You'll never have a sister to borrow sex toys from
>>25976232
I think they might
we've seen arcade cabinets so they probably have at least your basic ones
>>25976235
>>25976254
>>25976241
Those could have been mechanical, since I'm pretty sure it didn't have a power supply at all
>>25976235you'll never have a sister to use as a sex toy
fillies
>>25976266
their technology is all over the place anyways, it's probably pointless to make a point of it for arguments sake
>>25976273
emotional fillies
>>25976241
I don't know. It'd be some early schizo-tech.
Their boards would probably look charmingly homemade at the very least.
>>25976266
But I'm still in love with this headcanon too about their arcade.
>>25976278
I like to think that anything beyond ~1800s tech is at least partly dependent on magic
>>25976313
how does that game even work
Celestia touches you.
>>25976316
Fucking magic, probably.
It's from the 60's though, it definitely uses electricity. It's just very mechanical in nature, like an old pinball machine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjDYfWxLI-Y
I don't like ponies anymore.
I'm more into skeletons these days.
>>25976333
would you fuck a skeleton
I'd fuck a skeleton
>>25976333
/utg/ please go
>>25976333
But anon.
Ponieshave skeletonsinside them
>>25976332
That's pretty neat, reminds me of growing up. We had a bunch of class arcade cabinets in a room since my dad loved them.
>>25976340
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>25976343
What are those kinds of cancer generals even doing? I mean, we at least get some new content periodically, but they get exactly jack shit, ever.
>>25976356
just be still and the changeling will go away
>>25976363
KNOT ME ROOGLES
>>25976333
What if ponies met skeletons?
>>25976344
D-do the ponies know?
>>25976340
aaaaaaAAAAAAA
>>25976363
why doesn't saine stream anymore
>>25976351
I love the design that goes into these. They're absolutely inspired.
Knowing shit like this exists is why I was so against people just assuming CRTs and circuit boards and everything that goes along with typical arcade machines exists in Equestria because they saw a few upright arcade cabinets being played in a background. It's lazy thinking when cool shit like this could be what they're playing. This would definitely eat children's bits just as well.
Oh, here's a fully mechanical game as well, no electricity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEUYn6DMDqw
It seems to use the push of the coin going in to release the play marbles and reset the game's state.
>>25976091
>>25976114
have you considered a pilots license
or paying somebody to take you up and do fun shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8NgsV1YgyA&feature=youtu.be
>>25976363
>>25976364
Same thing we do: post about shit vaguely related to the topic, with a lot of lewd and off-topic mixed in.
Undertale has been out for less time than our biggest hiatus lasted anyway.
>>25976378
he's too busy cybering with roogna and nonymous to draw or stram
>>25976397
Yet, we never get into such depths of shitposting and circlejerking like /tesg/, /ksg/, /kspg/ or /utg/ ever got. Maybe because they're all extremely lonely /v/irgins, while we are just maladjusted /co/mrades.
Welp, better get some sleep. Luna Quest later.
>>25976422
aw yee
fuck
>>25976433
ponies
>>25976433
>>25976422
what is the appeal of luna quest
>>25976375
Do ponies put on eyeshadow or does it just happen?
>>25976447
adventure
>>25976442
Yeah well I'll fuck you too.
>>25976459
would you
>>25976464
What kind of question is that? Of course.
>>25976454
what kind of adventure
>>25976468
I actually didn't even mean to type that, it just sort of got pasted into the comment box from something else
But it's still good to know
>>25976477
A much more important question is henceforth;When?
>>25976473
dreams and dragons and magic
Betcha can't post a prettier pony
would you bail your favorite pony out of jail yes or no
>>25976483
now
>>25976485
that doesn't sound very adventury or interesting at all
>>25976486
easy
>>25976486
you're right i can't i'm on mobile
what i can do is say that pony isok___
>>25976491
well neither do you
>>25976477
This could actually work.
Anon probably has to be with a pony at all times because of parole or paranoia or something.
>>25976489
o-ohunfwait how do you do this again
Do ponies ever hork down entire jars of peanut butter for the protein
Ponebots when
>>25976496
well you're rude
>>25976511
they only eat what they can open
>>25976511
yes
>>25976511
No, just jars of semen.
i think i found this video here years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
thanks for the memories mlpg
>>25976526
I found it on /f/ even earlier
you are a faggot
>>25976511
Ponies probably love peanut butter.
>>25976477
Isn't the original text different?
>>25976519
>>25976522
Dash can just wing it open
>>25976525
Does the pony super market have ball-growth drugged up stallions hooked up to milkers in the back, is that why the door says "employees only"
>>25976541
Yes.It's a lot lewder.
>>25976543
the fuck
how do you "wing" something open?
>>25976536
I ran out of sandwich bread so I just ate a bowl of peanut butter mixed with honey.
>>25976541
yeah, I don't know why I don't have that one saved but it's not on derpibooru either
>>25976543
No, silly. It's a lot cheaper to just synthesize semen out of sugar with magic.
But there are still some natural produce suppliers. Applejack is the regional expert on that.
>>25976546
what
I thought she was talking shit on other ponies or something
>>25976543
No AppleDan they DON'T.
>>25976555
you wanna find out the easy way or the hard way?
>>25976560
well yes
talking shit about their sexual ability compared to hers
thought this was a spoiler for a second...
it's only been 5 weeks and I'm already thirsty for new material
>>25976568
I bet she uses those wings for wppshing other ponies all the time
>>25976555
I can't find that picture of fluttershy handwinging her side satchel open in one epipep, but it exists
>>25976558
>synthesize semen out of sugar with magic
THATS GAY, I WANT IT STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP
>>25976561
YOU DONT KNOW THAT
>>25976533
congrats i guess
>>25976595
But they run semen pipes only in Manehatten.
>>25976605
Well im gonna fuckin move
>>25976620
Bye faggot
>am I supposed to be doing something right now?
>I haven't gotten a call from my agent to do a new episode in like a month
>>25976631
yes, you've got a porn gig at Canterlot.
>>25971323
FILLY SCOUTS EPISODE
AA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>25976638
>again?
>jeez
>>25976643
But this time is different! This one is a private one witha princess and a wonderbolt
>>25976646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RzFNrc_sc
>>25976649
>>25976649
>>25976649
Blue and orange, suitable for any year!
>>25976653Princess Celestia's been saving up for months, and this is Spitfire's first gig.