>"Anon! I finished all of your autobiography!"

How do i have an autobiography if im not dead yet

>>25969290
C-could you not make that face?
What if someone saw that in a dark hallway?

>>25969290
Wow really?! All four pages of it?!

>>25969290
If you wrote it how is it an autobiography???

>>25969290
Well that was fast.

How is it finished if I'm still ali-

>>25969290
>Anon was born
>Anon went to school
>Anon finished school
>Anon discovered internet
>Anon never left his mom's basement since
>Anon made it to Equestria in the hope of joining his waifu

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>>25969290
>You see Twilight even more excited than ever before, jumping up and down the hallways.
"Seriously?"
>"Yes Anon! Please read it now!"
"Excuse me?"
>"I want you to read it to me while I'm going to sleep."
"So you want a bed time from me? And you want me to read my autobiography to you while you sleep?"
>"Yes. I want to see if you read me your life stories. They are always so interesting."
"OK then. Hurry up to your bed then.
>Twilight then went to her bedroom and got herself comfortable ad best as she could.


>"all according to plan..."

>>25969407
>little did she know she was in for some non consensual horse sex

>>25969435
>little did she know she was in for some non consensual horse sex
plot twist: she was gambling on Anon doing that instead

>>25969407
>You then decide to sit on Twilight's bed to get comfy.
>You really did not know what she wrote about you but you tried your best to read everything.
>It seemed pretty decent though so far.
>It's accuracy was kinda iffy though.
>Some of the "life stories" in this book felt like it came from Spike's comics more than real life.
>Other than the few hicvups here and there you are actually enjoyong the book.
>Until you reach the last chapter.
"After Anon was finally done with his adventures he continues on doing the housework to help Spike and Twilight as the good gentleman he was. That night though Twilight asked for him to read to her the Biography she just wrote for him. Though he didn't know it, Twilight wad always a fan of him. She loved every single thing he did with her, especially reading. Twilight would always secretly pleasure herself at night to the voice of Anon's reading. It was that night she couldn't take it anymore. Twilight sud-"
>Twilight suddenly pushed you, making you land on your back.
>Twilight then crawled on top you making her way to meet you face to face.
>She then leaned close to your ear.
>She then whispered.
>"Fuck me anon."

What an uncanny face tbhonesto familia

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>>25969593
Forgot the pic.

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>>25969407
>>25969593
>>25969620

>>25969593
every repost repost repost

>>25969990
Excuse me, I am a new fag so what does that mean?

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>>25969290
Good. Now you can write the afterword.

>>25969322
Obviously she meant that she's finished reading it. Either that or else OP's an idiot.

>>25969593
Damn, good story

>>25970050
I would go with the op's an idiot.

>>25970050
I'd wager the latter

Good, now kill me so I can have an autopsy report.

>>25969593
why does evetything have to be turned into a porn story here?

>>25970635
coz everyone wants to fuck colored horses in real life

>>25969322
That's how it works in the real world, Anon.
A ghostwriter writes a biographical novel (large parts of it being pure fiction), and it's published under the subject's name as an "autobiography".

>>25970692
So the op wasn't an idiot?

Bumping, hopefully we'll get a better green text.

>>25969290
Good. *Rips it to shreds* now start over.

>>25970050
I'd wager the latter as well.

>>25969290
>pain
>death
>suffering
>That was what anon left behind everytime he decided to destroy a city