Gay/Stallion Thread - Winter Edition

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>>25965639

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>>25965666
Satan approves of this thread

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>>25965666
That's hella gay satan

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>>25965687
There must be something really appealing about kissing inside a giant scarf.

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>leaving your Christmas decorations up just to use the mistletoe
>needing an excuse to constantly shower your husbando with hugs and kisses 24/7

It's like you're a faggot or something.

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>>25965811
maybe a lil bit

>You walk through the cabin with a blank, absent-minded expression as you think about hot chocolate and cuddling and fireplaces.
>Unknowingly walk right under the mistletoe.
>He sneaks up on you out of nowhere, but you don't even notice him and walk right into the kiss.
>He pushes his weight on you as your lips lock and muzzles touch, forcing you to stagger a bit.
>His eyes closed and yours open, you see his face burning red, but you know yours is even redder.
>You groan a bit in sudden pleasure as the kiss fills you with a heavy warmth, your entire mouth feeling electrified.
>You can feel his lips curving into a smile as you groan, his soft exhales pursing against your face.

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>>25965920
I'm proud of myself for that one.

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>>25965639
I took down all the decorations in my apartment alone this year I usually have my boyfriend help me but he broke up with me on New Year's Day

>>25966168
Holy shit. I'm so sorry!
Next year I'm sure you'll have someone new to help you. <3

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>>25965811
>2015+1
>Using heaters
>Not wanting to create a mountain of fluffy blankets and crawl underneath it with your husbando
>Not wanting to spoon him under that igloo of blankies every night during the winter and save tons on heating.

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>>25966239
It's ok
being alone isn't all that bad right?

Sad we can't talk about stallions without the inevitable gay undertones.

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>>25966381
>Gay/Stallion thread
>Gay thread
>GAY
>G A Y
>A
>Y

Boy howdy, Anon! I can't imagine where all of this gay talk is coming from!

>>25966398
EVERY thread is gay, Anon. Stallion threads always turn gay. OP just saved time by putting it in the title.

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>>25966409
Op here.
There's a lot of hugboxing and group cuddling in threads like these sometimes meaning I'm okay with derailing my own thread haha, but as long as we keep posting stallions I really don't see the big deal.

Next thing you know we'll be leaving our skypes and making new friends.....haha.

i'm "paradoxical.."

>>25966472
I'll add you just to call you a faggot.

>>25966488
>>25966472
There should be a Skype group for faggots where we call each other faggots the entire day.

>>25966501
Leave your skype and I'll make one

>>25966472
The last time gay threads made a Skype group they were overrun with camwhores jerking off.

>>25966663
It doesn't have to be that way

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Why does braeburn feel the need to say he's a pony, /mlp/?

no skype requests yet. am i hard to find?

>>25967035
Yeah... I'm sure that's it.

Which stallion has the tightest, most fuckable ass?

>>25967589
Soarin'

and Rumble.

>>25965639
Where are the gay mares at?

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>>25967651
I'd like to think Applejack is gay.

>>25967670
>Spike
Fucking kill yourself.

>>25966381
>implying the board can talk about mares without the inevitable straight undertones.

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>>25967676
Shiny is regurgitating for for Spike because he's so nice

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>>25967684
WAAAH I'M GAY SO OBVIOUSLY ALL THE MALE CHARACTERS HAVE TO BE GAY TOO WAAAH

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>>25967676
I can't I'm all out of vacation days.

>>25967706
I swear I've heard this line from some game recently

>>25967660
She's either asexual or saving herself for marriage. No way Granny would let her grandkids turn out as degenerates.

>>25967717
He can't go to hell. He is all out of vacation days.

>>25967684
I'm not saying that's any better. Lusting over X character threads are always shit, anyway. Sometimes /mulp/'s libido isn't as strong and the discussions are great.

Which stallion would you most want to sit on your face and smother you with his musky nether regions?

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>>25968008

>>25968008
Big Macintosh.

>>25968047
This

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>>25968047
It does look quite inviting

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>>25968021
>>25968064
Best gaybros on the downlow

>>25968076
Shiny doesn't look too happy to have that delicious ass so close to his face.

>>25968098
That's because Mac just farted on the back of his head.

>>25968149
Wouldn't bother me.

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>>25968098
That's because Mac got drunk and left him alone in the bar earlier. He's annoyed he has to carry him home, too annoyed to appreciate the heavy ballsack rubbing on the back of his neck or how comfy Mac's cheeks feel. He's in dutiful good friend mode.

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Why are royal guards the hottest stallions?

>>25969417
They fulfill Celestia's every fantasy. Be it with her or with each other.

>>25968008
Brae 2bh

>>25967666
u-unf

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>>25969417
Because they have the hottest possible stallion for their leader.

>>25970613
>"Whoops, oh no, I seem to have fallen. I sure hope nobody takes advantage of my vulnerable position to put their dick in my butt or anything. That would be the worst! And I sure hope they don't cum inside me if they do!"

>>25965639
I was tought on earth that being gay was wrong

>>25970914
Well in Equestria you have to pay a 2000 bit fine if you don't have gay sex with a stallion at least once a month.