MLP General

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Hail glorious Applebutt.

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

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I believe someone said yellow pony

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"I love you anon."

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Yellow is a fine colour for pone.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/894619

BABYCAKES WAS A SHIT EPISODE

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>>25935756
no one said ugly pony

*farts*

>>25935774
what's she saying in goat?

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why is flutters so adorable

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>>25935756
Orange ponies are better

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Beaver?

>>25935729
>How's her ties with the the Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures lately?
After what Discord did at the gala, they probably banned her for life.

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Pink and pet

>>25935779
uh
okay

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>>25935784
Go away until you get better taste Saucer

>>25935812
>filename
Did you copy that?

>>25935793
"You can do whatever you want."

>>25935847
call of duty
advanced warfare

>>25935793
>"I'm startled"

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>>25935784

anon pls

no reason to be jealous of my horsbando, and even less reason to lash out at him like that

I mean granted, he is the best horse, and even discord had to touch him in appropriately, but he is innocent

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>>25935847
It was a folder download for the griffonstone episode. They all have names like this.

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>>25935882
Pinkie and Dash make a good pair.

>>25935924
The first half of Griffon the Brush Off is so good because of it.

Come to think of it. That episode is like two mini episodes that got merged. It really changes course when Gilda shows up.

>>25935940
Agreed

And it becomes worse because of that

I would've totally loved an episode centered exclusively around Plerko and Dash playing pranks

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Have any of you ever named something after pone?

Or even designed something after them?

what was it?

>pic unrelated

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The sun is melting

>>25935957

only in vidyas

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I decided to go with a crystal stallion.
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>>25935999

well you picked the best crystal stallion

good jorb

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I thure am cute now. What do you tttthink, Anon?

>>25935999
l-lewd

>>25935999
yowza

>>25935957
ages and ages and ages ago my friends and I were the first pone related guild in Vindictus

we were the Wonderbolts

>>25935999
And then Anon convinced him otherwise.

Seriously, how can it be a bad idea?

>>25935807
Celestia loves memeage at the Gala

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>>25936030

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>>25935957
Meet Trixie.

>>25936032

hes a pone, hes probably worried about it effecting friendship or something

judging by his ear position something is clearly bothering him

>>25935940
Grillda is shit. She should've stayed offscreen

>>25936032
he probably wouldn't last very long

>>25936052
What would you know about pony consent?

>>25935957

Yea, my hard drives used to have horse names

They have gem names now cause I've found a gayer fandom

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When did you last make an offering to the Ponk god?

You're overdue.

>>25935940
There was at least one good thing to come of the second half of that episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=t_pykAsjshg

>>25935999
>go so far that you're both naked, your partner ready and willing to let you take control
>stopping

What a terrible pony.

>>25936064

Who, other than you, said anything about consent relating to that image?

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>>25936053
Don't talk shit about Grillda. She top tier pony.

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>"Beast! Beast Beast! The number of the six!"

>>25936093
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>25935957
I named my rhino after one of the pones

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>>25936040
>Baby terrorist pon

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>>25935797
Remember to keep your orange pon well hydrated!

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>>25936172

>2011+4
>still no CoC-styled pone game

what is life worth living for

>>25936213
Go bug EA for it. He does programming and lewd right?

Did anon upload the contributor nudes yet?

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>>25936172

>>25936243
Do you know how long it took guy to make CoC?

Butts

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>>25936189
>>25936285
What's wrong?

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>>25936213
I'm hoping someone will eventually make one for Undertale

>>25936288
I don't think people necessarily want all the customization and complicated scripting. They just want a self-insert CYOA story that's halfway decent.

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Trixie
Twilight
Sunset
Starlight

Is it just me or does magic corrupt a unicorn through its power?

>>25935999
And then anon transformed into a crystal pony

>>25936334
It would be nice to see a non-unicorn villain for once. The problem is in a magical world how do you make a villain threatening without giving them some crazy OP magic powers.

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>>25936334

I think its more like magical antagonists are easier for them to pull off and scale up

I mean what happens if an earth pony gets the alicorn amulet? He makes your tomatoes wilt?

>>25936334
Trixie was corrupted by a magical artifact, and so was EQG Twilight.
Sunset and Starlight are both angry Twilight knockoffs

>>25936288

Like...writing wise? IIRC Fen wrote a few scenes for a few zones in the beginning, and then fans just submitted the rest?

Filly would like to be referred to as "shorty" or "shawty" from now on.

>>25936389
Do I have to do the T-Pain lilt too?

Because I am anyways

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>>25936334
>>25936352
you know, with pegasi controlling the weather and all, it wouldn't be too hard to write a sufficiently evil and powerful pegasus

>>25936363
>I mean what happens if an earth pony gets the alicorn amulet? He makes your tomatoes wilt?

THEY BECOME HUGE
AND ON FIRE

>>25936352
What do you have in mind for something like that? Discord counted, once, but he was still magic more or less.

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>>25936406

>HUGE AND ON FIRE

>>25936352
Starlight wasn't OP

>>25936402

Tangentially related, but I remember reading a fic once about a pegasii-only Illuminati. They'd arrange for huge rainstorms every now and then, and used the rain as a cover to abduct political enemies. I think it was some 1984-type deal

>>25936479
link

>>25936467
Agree
She just had a foolproof plan.
That sneaky, calculating bitch

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>>25936467
It mostly came down to Twilight being retarded and just shooting magic beams directly at her enemy.
She didn't even try teleporting Starlight away from Dash. Or casting some kind of magic net. Or covering herself in a magic shield and tackling Starlight.

>>25936576
She did encase Starlight in that crystal block. I thought that would have been the clincher but no.

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>>25936576
Twilight is proof that being booksmart doesn't mean you're intelligent. She is a very stupid pony.

>>25936713
Most ponies are pretty dumb, or at the very least quite immature

>>25936713
>tfw no AU where Twilight is street smart instead of book smart

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>>25936713
fuck off nigger, that's my waifu you're talking about

>>25936791
Your waifu a shit

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>>25936795
You're shit, faggot

>>25936713
But she is integligent. She even sang an aria about it

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>>25936791
>>25936802
It's not too late to trade in your dusty old bookhorse for a new and improved waifu, anon.

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>>25936850
>background pony
>improved waifu
Even FlyingSaucer has better taste in background ponies than you

>>25936850
Hey man, Applejack does fine on her own, she doesn't need anyone trying to push for her.

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BIG ADVENTURE

>>25936713
That episode wasn't canon so Twilight is still smart

>tfw only go on MLPG when I'm on the toilet

who else here /literalshitposter/

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We apple time now?

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>>25936048
Is Trixie a good name /mlpg/?

I wanted to go with Twilight at first but went with Trixie because i found it at a thrift shop, its a great quality guitar but i can tell someone bought it and just threw it around for a while before selling it and never playing it because the strings it still had were the stock ones that had not been stretched yet

i just felt it fit more, what do you think?

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>>25936984
right now

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>>25937008
We always appul time.

>>25936965

something something something die jager

>>25936965
TONS OF PONE

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>>25937040

>>25937056
A BEAUTIFUL FART

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Such a nice human pone.

>>25937147
FUCK OFF JAMES

Twilight is drinking Sniper's jarate.

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>>25937161

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35.5 hours to go!

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>>25937167
That's some shonking PISS roight there!

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>>25936965
>>25937056
>>25937147
>>25937161
The new intro song is, um, different.

>>25937188
>tfw only 22.5 hours to go

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Hobopone lives.

>>25937161
CLEANS HARD TO REACH AREAS

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>>25937197

I don't like thing

I am going to miss this year

2016 just doesn't seem right

>>25937192
PISS
AUSTRALIAN FER BEER

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>>25936389
Filly goes MEOW MEOW

>>25937207
Go to bed, Danfango.
And make another YTP

>>25937212
fuck off

>>25937197
I'm gonna be lazy just one more day but I swear I've gotta draw at least one more thing before the year's officially over.

>>25937205
YOU'RE SHITTING ME

>>25937212
2016 will be fun.

We'll get Season 6
Untitled Equestria Girls project
Summer Olympics and Euros
And hopefully a teaser or trailer for the movie

>>25936984
shitting right now, family

You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.

Except FS, that is reserved for his death.

>>25937235
I don't eat nearly enough fiber for that, Anon.

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FRIENDSHIP ON PONERCYCLES

>>25937228
well meme'd

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>>25937237
The future looks bright.

>>25937237
Pony mods for XCOM 2?

>>25937237

We'll get season six near the tail end of it though if the hiatus length is as long as people are saying

why must they do this to us

>>25937259
DON'T RUN ME OVER APPLEBIKE

>>25937230
Draw a penis!

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>>25937035
Its kinda plain to be a trixie, but the star is fitting.
Get a glitz as fuck pick guard and it'll be perfect

I still can't believe we lost FlyingSaucer in that dress fitting accident.

RIP

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>>25937371

It was no accident

it was extortion

>>25937378
You dressed Twilight
And then you paid to undress her

You're a horse-john

>>25937356
>classical guitar
>pick guard

anon pls

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>filly

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>>25937237
Don't forget about VR.
I've been wanting to get a headset for over a decade now, but every time I've looked into getting one they've been horrible gimmicky low res trash so didn't bother. But now we've got the Rift and Vive coming out so I'll finally be getting in on that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8CkQ-X8zE

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>>25937404
>Trixie
>good taste/sensibility

>>25937402

no I paid a dress ransom

to dress terrorists

to free a hostage wrongfully imprisoned

>>25937433
>All of my friends are here and they've been transformed into humans!
>And Spike is here too

>>25937448
I want to hug that pony while others watch.

Why is FlyingSaucer paying for horse prostitutes?

>>25937463

Makes you wonder how spike would have developed differently as a character if he had been a pony in this incarnation of MLP

at least they couldn't have shit on him like that

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How chubby is your waifu?

>>25937487
yellow

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>>25937487
Pink

>>25937186
what a handsome pone

>Past Sins becomes canon
>It's the 2017 movie
>Many people don't consider the movie canon

>>25935739
>The Gala's not the only time she can meet with her friend, is it
I don't know actually. Tree Hugger will probably be kept in the stable in case the show ever wants to use her again, but I don't see many uses for her after that episode.

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>>25937531
>Past Sins
Nobody cares about that steaming shitpile of autism.

>>25937567
she's a nice pony tho...

>>25937289
>why must they do this to us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNUEPA8DW7E

>>25937596
No arguing that, but I don't see where the show would bring her back.

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>>25937487
probably about yellow green, she probably eats a little more than normal but there is a lot of walking in manehattan

>>25937611
If they need a non-mane 7 friend for Fluttershy to hang out with. I mean in that case it's either Tree Hugger or Discord.

>>25937608
>The Wrters
You think he's joking but he's not.

>>25937764
If you dropped a Crystal Pony from a very high altitude would it shatter?

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Applejack, Rarity or Trixie.

Which would you choose?

I'd go for Rarity; dem high heels. Also, she's wearing what I call a 'Bingo Dress': eyes down for a full house.

>>25937764
>"mud bath"
>not "special chemical polish and cleaner"

nyx

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>>25937764

Fillydelphia is inhabited solely by fillies because of a local macguffin's powers. There is no aging post cutie mark acquisition in its borders.

>>25937784
Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>>25937237
>Another Sunshet movie
>good

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http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/post/136289787745

>>25937784
How about ones that aren't JJbominations

>>25937784
>human

nope

>>25937829
holy shit what

>>25937784
Why choose?
Attempt all 3, go home alone.

>>25937829
OOOHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>25937829
>elslowmo likes this

YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD WHERE ARE YOU

I'm going to trick Trixie into summoning me into her world and then I'm going to trap her in like a magic amulet or something and take over the world.

>>25937829
>tumblr
who cares

i miss tess

>>25937825
It's going to be about the "Legends of Everfree".
So she's probably going to be a background character at most.

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>>25937829
WHAT YEAR IS THIS

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>>25937870
YOU DID IT ANON!
YOU SHITPOST SO HARD, NOW NOBODY WILL EVER LINK TO TUMBLR EVER AGAIN!
GOOD JOB!

Sunset Shimmer

>>25937911
>YOU SHITPOST SO HARD
wow okay, sorry for disagreeing with you and not caring about a tumblr blog

maybe if you'd be so kind to fill me in on what this shit is i'd maybe give a shit

but i see it's the hobo pony blog, so I guess I should care a little

>>25937356
that would look like shit

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>>25937927
Hit her in the shitter!
Slap her in the crapper!

>>25937927
-'s hips

>>25937433
>VR Cinema
Okay, that's kind of clever.
Bonus points if you could populate the theatre. Might be creepy with just one other pony but a good half-filled theater might be nice.

You could watch Dash episodes with Dash next to you.

>>25937927
is unf, and not bad in the second movie. first and third were terrible garbage though.

i'll save you, shimmie.

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>>25938021
She was pretty good in all the EqG shorts as well.

Do you think Sunset would be open to anal?

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>>25938035
What can you say, she's simply a cutie pie.

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>>25938063
Depends on if she kept her loose horse anus after travelling thru the mirror.

>>25937798

Thank you for reminding me to ask:

How did Little Lamplight keep itself populated?

>>25937798
>Solely by fillies
Do the stallions just leave because they're not pedophiles or do the fillies run them out?
Do the colts not age either?

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AW YEAH WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN

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>>25938073
Wishing she was my cutie pie right now

>>25938123
Pinkie looks high on crack

>>25938123
squish squish

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>>25938184
squishy, but fun!

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>>25938125
Sometimes a pony with a bit of pudge is exactly what I want. I just want to cuddle them around the belly and stick my face in their mane and kiss their flicky little ears.

>>25938269
I wish I could go back in time.

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>>25938225
It's okay, give in.

>>25938283
Yeah I also have too much guilt

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Stallions have better butts.

we sticky now

>>25938269
God damn, I want to play FFIV again now.

>>25938337
>you will never make that fat stallionrump jiggle with every hard thrust

Butterscotch

>>25938365
You forgot to paste the 2nd part of your post from the txt file of shit you keep posting.

>"P-please don't eeeaat meeeee," wails pony piteously.

>>25938391
nibble pony's ear playfully

>>25938391
put her ear in my mouth and start nibbling

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>>25938391

A passing pony wakes the poor napping pony up, clearly he or she was having a nightmare

>>25938391
Keep eating the pony out until she starts squealing.

>>25938337
I want to force feed ponies to that pony

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>>25938391
ignore pony

>>25938316
Is she thirsting for factory worker blood?

>>25938434
Twilight's mad that she got her prostitution licence revoked, so has to fill her weekly fuckin' quota pro bono.

>>25938483
I bet they automatically approve Trixie's in perpetuity

>>25938483
I was going with "Twilight is a mod doing it for free" but yea, we can go the prostitution route.

How does one get their prostitution licensed revoked? Did she not fill her quota? Did she outperform everyone else?

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>>25938512
forgot to enema before anal

>>25938512
Illegal bimbo modifications

>>25938533
I like the little smile in this picture.
It's that perfect "well shit, nothing left to do laugh at myself before I freak the fuck out" smile.

>>25938395
>>25938397
Pony ties to curl up into a little ball, but that only makes it easier to pick it up and dunk it through a basketball hoop.

>>25938409
Pony's shrieky squealy orgasm echoes throughout the empty forest.

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>>25938533
>Being covered in your own shit
Just a typical day for a mud pony.

Unicorns evacuate their bowels magically to keep their bottoms clean,
Pegasi like bidets and running to keep their butts sparkly clean

Mud ponies have a rag on a stick in the bathroom.

https://derpiboo.ru/images/1056087

What say you, mlpg?
Does she look like she enjoyed it?

>>25938627
Why don't we ask the artist

>>25938627
>sundown
most certainly not

>babysitting cream update

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

>>25938664
Because artists will downplay their rape art for various reasons.
Like how weaver calls it "dubious consent", he's likely ashamed of his rape fetish.

Pony decided to spike her coffee with some LSD to get better at programming.

ant-mare is locating your sugarcubes

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>>25938610
>filename
oh hell no

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Filly size mare waifu >>>> Filly waifu

>>25938851
horse sized stallion husband best horseband

>>25938851

Whatev. She's around 1000 so that makes her like, ultra-legal

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>>25938733
I've heard you get a bit more creative when you're a bit tipsy. I could see that, unfortunately it's hard to maintain an equillibrium with alcohol for me. Drinking ends one way for me.

I'm not sure I'd want to see a pony on drugs. That sounds sad.

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>>25938869

>Dad!!! this isn't foalcon, they have 1000 years old!!!

Sure filly fiddler

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>>25938882
>I'm not sure I'd want to see a pony on drugs. That sounds sad.
Pony on drugs would be hilarious. She's bumble around, swearing and fucking shit up.

>>25938851
Has Celestia tried hitting that?

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>>25938928
I guess it depends on the drugs.

I was going to post something sad but this is funner.

>>25938973
The side she closes the door on isn't even the one that was open...

Sit on the filly.

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>>25938882
Alcohol isn't going to improve your skill in anything, it's a strong depressant, it's just going to make you groggy, stupid and slow. Which by the way is just how The Man wants you. Many other drugs are available that are actual performance enhancers, or tweak one's perceptions, or alter the brain chemistry just enough to excite a new way of thought. Of course those are mostly illegal, ever wonder why? It's because The Man wants you to be lazy, ignorant and depressed. Cheap labor plus you'll never figure out what's going on. I am telling you, take a -small- dose of a hallucinogen or amphetamine then try problem solving (programming). You ever wanna just dress a little pony up in a frilly short skirt made of the softest fabrics and bend her over your knee and spank her? Or even be that pony? Can't even decide which would be better right now.

>>25939012
being the pony is (almost) always better

>>25939012
you are on as shit right now aren't you

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>>25939012
I'd rather be the pony being spanked. Bonus points if I can be the filly.

Don't sit on the filly.

Starlight Glimmer being obsessed with Nyx with a burnt vest, glasses and headband like that scene from star wars

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>>25939012
Yeah! Fuck the man!

Frankly I blame consumerism. It seems the more my coworkers make the more they spend. It' as if they act like their money doesn't "roll over" every paycheck.

Glimmy is top cute

http://i.imgur.com/OOabIrJ.png

Filly has been watching your anime collection for 150 hours now. You weren't even sure if you had that much in your anime folder.

Wait.

You didn't have that much.
But your other anime folder did.

>>25939142
I don't know how she can stand to watch so much afganistanimation

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>>25939142

>Filly has been watching your anime collection for 150 hours now

Happend with twilight, she is a edgelord now

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/mlp/ Year-end Awards Voting Thread
Your input is requested
>>25938522

>>25939211
I don't go outside.

>>25939211
no thanks

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>>25939211

Mission: Protect her smile.

I can't believe I ate the whole pony.

>>25939012
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/can-alcohol-make-men-smarter-study-suggests-yes/

Being kinda tipsy may help improve creative thinking, yo. Also, I don't have to worry about The Man, I'm white af

>>25939211

Fuck off, we only need MLPg

Which filly is most filly?

>>25939296
>I don't have to worry about The Man, I'm white
get a load of this mindslave
doesn't even know he's got got

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>>25939340
Cloudchaser!

>>25939340
That's easy, it's filly.

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>>25939269
no smiles now
only tears

Reminder that Trixie was taken captive by a diamond dog slaver right after her episode in season 3 and has been waiting for rescue ever since.

WARNING

WARNING

FILLY IS NOT A FILLY

GET OUT OF THERE, COMMANDER

>>25939460
dude calm down
stallions in pretty dresses can be fillies too
don't be a dick

heavy
pony
testes

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>>25939475
Hey everyone!
This stallion is wearing a dress!
He's REALLY REALLY GAY!
Someone HAMMER some COCKS into his ASSHOLE!

>>25939475
Stallion is not actually a stallion, either.
it's two colts in a trench coat
their coat colors don't even match

>>25939492
I wonder what princess DJ Acid would look like?

>>25939504
lightweight
hypersized
horseballs

>>25939515
princess EA cockvoring DJ Acid and spunking her back out as a princess

Princess Celestias
Enormous
Hyperspace hyperwars
Collection

Let sleeping fillies lie.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne

>>25939504
>>25939521
I'll take a pair of each and an addiction tonic please.

>>25939739
you can only have two balls
which set do you want on yourself and which do you want on your stallion

and do you want the addictive serum or the one elixir that cures addiction

you gotta be more specific

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>>25939676
First filly's got to explain why she printed out a thousand copies of this and papered my room with them.

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>>25939756
Why not four?
I'll take the heavy pair, since its easier to make a pretty ballbra for stallions.
And the addiction serum, duh.

Who else is going to be ringing in the new year with MLPG tomorrow?

>>25939831
contemplating what to do for first shitpost of 2016

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>>25939831
not me, I'm gunna roll around in the dirt
because I have friends!

are we going to stram anything? I don't want to feel dead inside this new years

>>25939809
>watching stallion's sac weighed down by four monster sized testes
unf

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>>25939831
I used to spend every new years eve in TF2, on some server where the mod enabled party mode so everyone could jack off and stack heavies/taunt.
Now all the community servers are dead.

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>>25939809
>>25939872
>settling on four
>not being a dragon and telling mares to "make a wish" on your seven

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>>25939918
>>25939872
>anything more or less than two
y'all niggas weird

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>>25939936

>>25939874
I chuckled. I love these.

>>25939945
quality > quantity

two very large, very productive nuts

>>25939972
I can dig it

I can also dig four very large, very productive nuts

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y'all niggas are gay

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>>25940052
but what about twelve

>>25940054
hella gay

What good are nuts without ovaries to receive them

>>25940080
that's what your throat is for

I want degenerates to leave

>>25939874
I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED RARITY

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>>25940104
I've been here since early 2011.
I'm not going anywhere.

>>25940080
cumming so hard your extra testes push up into her womb and fuse with her ovaries

disclaimer.png

>>25940154
I don't care
>>>/lgbt/

>>25940104
>replying to shitposters
>trying to reason with shitposters
you people never learn

>>25940154
>>25940211

>>25940156
cock bulging as each swollen gonad pushes up through your member, glans locked past her cervix to keep everything in place

Isn't that basically what happens to angler fish?

>>25940234
That's the beauty of four balls - you can fill her up with two and still have a pair for yourself

Plus it'll mean she'll be constantly pregnant, body unable to stop fertilizing itself

I wish there was a way to filter posts that are 100% spoilered
nothing good is ever behind those awful black bars

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>>25940260
scroll up
find this post and select these options

be done with it

>>25940260
nothing good

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I mean I just wanna be a young stallion who is bullied by a group of mares into putting on a pretty dress and makeup then given over to a larger, beefy stallion to be "bred" while the fillies all watched on and giggled. You guys have to know this feel, in fact I know you do.

>>25940282
too bad there are fags like >>25940104 >>25940080 >>25940054 who defeat the purpose of recursive hiding huh?

>>25940296
those are the ones you report

>>25940303
too bad we don't have mods huh?

>>25940296
too bad there are actual fags at all

>>25940294
oh for sure

>>25940305
if you genuinely believe that you should start posting porn

>>25940251
That seems to take the fun out of the act of baby-making, though I guess being indelibly marked by one's testes would also mean she's constantly hungry for the cock

Plus without a prostate and such her thirst for soupy glue-thick cum would go unslaked

>It's not a fetish, guys!
>how does it affect you personally i-i-it's in p-private!

this shit actually was said
you couldnt make this up

>>25940321
are you saying people don't get away with posting porn? because they do. you should pay more attention.

i won't post it now because I know you'll all report me out of spite and I honestly don't want to risk going through the trouble

>>25940322
Not to mention how pregnancy has her hormones driving her libido through the roof. She'd be desperate to get a throat full of cock and a belly full of spunk.

And when she's too exhausted to keep going, she'll settle for leaning back and letting you glaze her whole body until she's glued to the bed.

There is no filly.
There is only the force.

>>25940356
Mlpg very rarely let's it slide. Unless it is a crop. Other threads sure, you can get away with it. Also night time mlpg will let you post it. Mods in the morning they next will an you though

>>25940437
I wonder why she stopped wearing the pig tails

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>master?

>>25939831
I actually get to spend it with my family, so no.