>"Why would you call me a slut?"

Because you fuck on first dates?

>>25929458
Because you fuck before first dates

>>25929458
Because you are one

>>25929458
because of the memes, dahling!

>>25929458
I heard you fucked all of the Diamond Dawgz Crew

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>>25929458
You tell me.

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>>25929458
You use your body to get what you want

and that's canon

>>25929506
L-lewd.

>>25929458
"Slut" is not the first word that comes to mind when I think of you and your fucked-up looking sub-human species, my dear.

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>>25929506
I normally hate asking, but sauce? Rarity's head is fucking with the image searches.

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>>25929530
gif 4u

>>25929498
Wow.

She fucked an entire Private Military Corporation?

Impressive.

>>25929981
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/8470/1/prefectural-centre-for-sexual-guidance

>>25930054
Thank you, fampai.

Damnit, why is this a tempting prompt?

>>25929458
>You look down at Rarity
>It's really hard cock joke not to laugh as she looks up at you with your dick in her mouth
>You didn't even know she could talk with her mouth full
>Reaching down you cup her chin as you stroke her cheek with your thumb
"Calm down, I was just trying out some dirty talk"
>You remove your hand and push some strands of hair out of her face and put it behind her ear
"Trying out different things, see if you'd like it"
>Rarity takes your dick out of her mouth and rest it against her pouting lips,her elbows resting against your thighs
>"Well I don't, I'm a classy lady not some common harlot"
>It's hard cock joke not to take her serious when she says this while rubbing her cheek against your dick while smiling and batting her eyelashes at you
>But she is your girlfriend not some strange fuck
>Smiling, you pat her head a few times before you lightly scratch her scalp earning you a slight hum from Rarity
"I know that beautiful but sometimes I'd like to try new things. I don't want us to lose our spark"
>"Well, I guess I can see your point cock joke but I don't like dirty talk"
>"Maybe we could try some light femplay?"
>You like to be in charge but if Rarity wants to be in charge for a change you don't see why not >As long as you nip in the butt anything that would go too far
"Sure I guess we could try that if you jack me off with your feet"
>Rarity lightly giggles as she gives your shaft a lick before giving your head a light peck
>"I'd wear Stockings while doing that"
>"I know how much you like stockings"
"That's the spirit"
>Pushing her head down lightly she gets what you want quickly and goes back to polishing your knob while looking at you
>Smiling you scratch her head again
"America"

What's been read cannot be unread

Because you didn't ask me to keep the secret

>>25930196
Damnit. It's been itching at me. Okay.I'm planning now. Let's see if I can't figure out something coherent enough to write a story on.

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>>25930054
God damn it. That one dark bitch got me laughing my ass off. Well played anon, well played.

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>>25930054
Jacked off 3 times.

>>25929530
>body
*charm

Story planned out. This is all I'm writing tonight. If the thread dies, anyone who's interested will be able to find the rest sometime later on in Fingerbang.

>>25930444
"Because you are one, Rarity. Just look at all of the favors you call on guys for."
>You are Anonymous. Just your everyman at Canterlot High.
>High school is hard, or so everyone your age thinks.
>Hormones are running rampant.
>Everyone has to take classes that are bullshit.
>And everyone has way too much on their plate.
>But then there's this girl.
>Rarity.
>She's got eyes that are blue like sapphires.
>Well-styled indigo hair.
>And a fashion sense that not only brings out her best features, but seems to suit any occasion.
>You could swear that she even changes outfits partway through the day sometimes.
>It's not because you like her that you've noticed all of these things.
>Every guy at Canterlot High School has noticed all of these things.
>Unlike you, they all seem eager to trip over themselves for a chance at that.
>Today, Rarity asked you for something and turned up the charm.
>You were NOT having it.
>First she was standing there in horrified disbelief.
>But now...

>>25930663
Rarifag plz, your waifu is a slut

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>>25930805
Whatever you say, anon. Who am I to disagree with the power of unbridled autism?

>>25929458
calling someone a slut is considered a compliment where I come from

>>25929997
>the guards
they're probably like, "NOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONERNOBONER"

>>25930816
Well with that much denial, it must be true

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>>25930861
>denial
But you're right, anon. You're right about everything. Dash is also a dyke, Pinkie's obese, Applejack is racist, Twalot's a Mary Sue, and Fluttershit is shit.

>>25930886
>Twalot's a Mary Sue, and Fluttershit is shit.
its funny because these are actually true

>>25930886
>Pinkie's not obese
But the rest are true
Applejack is true by default because they're all racist