Twi vs. Anons parents: Round 2

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>>25921292
Basically, yeah. I'm imagining some AU Twilight that fucked with the time travel spell in It's About Time.

I don't hate Twilicorn or anything, I just wanted to use the old Twilight again, for once.

>>25921314
lurker reporting

>>25921338
That's fine. We don't get many AU stories from Season 2 anymore and that's kind of sad. It can be interesting to imagine how Twilight would have developed from another perspective. Still, like I said, don't make her just give up on Equestria if this is going to become something long term. Even if she never returns, it still needs to be something in her heart.

Oh, though I am wondering. Is MLP suppose to still be a cartoon in this? Is Anon suppose to be a fan of the show and didn't sperg out about book horse? Or is this a universe where G4 never happened, but MLP still exists?

Because I like to see the reactions she would have to that. Also the feels when she sees the TV show and realizes she can never experience that with her friends again.

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>I will never throw away everyone I called family and friend for my purple pygmy goddess

Life itself is horrendously overrated.

>>25921367
That's waaaaay too meta, and I would like to say I could do it well, but I probably couldn't.

But no, MLP does not exist in this world. Hence why he's calling Twilight an alien horse.

>>25921372
This is size wize to how I'm seeing Twilight in my story.
She gots da badonkadonk bootay. P-H-A-T. Butt scale turned up to 11!

>>25921388
Shame, might be something for me then, but I'm still working on another pony story. Darn you Corruption of Champions.

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>>25921388
Good. I'm pretty sure running one's hand over her shoulders and over one of those rump cheeks with that eggplant curve she's got going on would be... mmph

>>25921372
>>25921407
dear god, now i have to draw some of this PHAT ass twilight, brb, getting my pad

>>25921161
>She stops sucking after a while
>She trots on over to her book once more
>Leaving your saliva-coated erection in the cold air
>She does this shit on purpose
>Book horse is even swaying her hips about as she settles down
>She's just reading
>But she's doing it... sexily, somehow
>She doesn't look up from her book as she speaks
>"I know you want to. Don't mind me, I'm just reading~"
>Oh come on
>What are you supposed to do?!
"But... my game isn't finished."
>"Nope, but I'm just... here. So you can finish."
>But...
"But... horse pussy."
>"Exactly."
>She positions her arse a little higher, swishing her tail aside
>Then she winks at you again
>...
>Fuck League, going AFK at fountain!
>You get up, rolling your chair back and stretching
>Your erection throbs painfully
>Soon™
>Softly, you go over to the waiting mare
>Once again, you resume your cunnilingus campaign
>
>When she winks, you catch her clitoris between you teeth and suck, gently applying pressure
>She loves that
>You make sure to be forceful with fingering her though when you move your tongue around her folds
>Her lovely pink hole is gushing fluids, soaking your hand
>Her marecum is like nectar, tastes like grapefruit
>Magical alien horses, not even once
>Hell, you're slurping up that juice while you go fast with fingering
>She screams out into the pages of her novel as her body violently convulses in orgasm
>The flood of cum hits you while you're still going strong on her snatch
>It only adds to her noise
>She's going at 2 - 3 winks a second as you nibble on that puffy clut
>She pants softly as you move your face away, but continuing gently finger-fucking her, massaging her inner walls with three fingers
>Your dick is diamonds right now
>And she's had a good bit of foreplay, you always make sure that happens
>She's definitely, Descartes
>You carefully slide up, kicking your trousers off
>Removing your fingers, they move around to her face
>She instantly sucks on them
>She must like grapefruit too

>>25921440
Heh, I'm gonna do the same.

Writing boner-fueling green is always good for drawing motivation.

>>25921474
>You push into her with very little effort
>But the second you do, her cunt clamps around your dick like a vice
>Her book lies abandoned as she now moans into your hand
>That moan only gets deeper, like your dick
>/Especially/ as you push deeper
>You were not blessed with smarts, nor speed, nor anything, really
>But you had the fortune to have a big dick
>That and a high metabolism were the only things going for you
>But hey, it pleases the pony
>Considering she's quite small as well
>"H-harder~"
>...
>Oh right, thoughts aside, you're shagging a goddess of a horse
>You speed up your tempo, even though with each thrust you're hitting the base
>The sound of her lovely arse smacking against your groin is music to your ears
>Her pleasure noises are also great
>Just as she likes to speak to herself, she mumbles stuff to you, or herself, during sex
>It's always fairly incoherent, but it all translates to 'Fucking hell I'm really enjoying this'
"This always feels fucking awesome."
>You let her know that
>Her response is forceful squeeze against your cock
>Your hands move under her chest and onto her shoulders
>With your legs keeping you balanced on the beanbag above her
>You playfully bite on her ear, breathing into it
>She's got a thing about her ears, they're very sensitive
>So this only adds to her endless well of pleasure
>Her grin to yourself as your combined actions lead her to yet another orgasm
>You slow down, enjoying the feeling of her spasming cunt tightly englufing your meat
>Shit, you almost blow inside her right there
>But you want this to last
>You lean in and kiss her cheek
>In a sexed up haze she turns her head towards your own
>Her eyes are semi-glazed over, her breathing is deep
>Her mouth meets yours in a tongue-twisting rampage
>She lets out a cute little squee as you break apart from her
>You sigh in pleasure
>You feel disdain for the plebs that will never experience this alien horse

;~:

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>>25921557
boner, but also a feel

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That's another 5 posts.

I'll draw Twilight booty now. And I shall add this to my pastebin. Sorry this sort of went into sex as opposed to 'MEET THE PARENTS'.


"Now is not the time for meeting your parents Anon, that comes later."
"Was making me fuck you part of your plan."
"Well congratulations, you got yourself shagged! What's the next step of your sexy plan?!"
"Pleasuring you, Anon! With all the orgasms!"

Sorry, I'll stop now.

>>25921609
so....where is your pastebin?

>Sorry this sort of went into sex as opposed to 'MEET THE PARENTS'.

dont worry, just remember we kinda want that part of the story too but lewd is greatly appreciated too

also, source on pic, google and iqdb are failing me for some reason

>>25921609
booty pls

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4chan is back. Hiroshimoot, fix your shit.

>>25921643
http://pastebin.com/u/Jessi_Jinx

Source on pic is 'Candybits Part 2' by SlaveDeMuerto. A lot of anons here on /mlp/ bash his artwork but I love the style.

He drew my old Pone OC, here.

>>25921651
Soon™.

>>25921609
The lewd was unexpected but not unwelcome.

>>25920661
Please go back and finish your Appul story from the Slave pony thread.

>>25922794
but please, first finish this current twilight and the parents story you have in here.

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>>25921557
>You push into her with very little effort
>But the second you do, her cunt clamps around your dick like a vice
>Her book lies abandoned as she now moans into your hand

>>25921557
I really like your casual sex Sloblight Sparkle.

I think this is my favorite alternate Sparkle right now.

Bump for more, also in the hope that Ponybones comes back.

>>25921557
Do we have a pastebin for this yet?

Some green to bump. Off the cuff so expect errors.


>You be Twilight.
>Anonymous is unavailable, please try again later.
>"REEEEEEEEEEE"
>You are currently sat with Anons dad, Dadanon.
>For over 45 minutes now, he's been REEEing, must be a human distress call or something.
>Quiet sobs coming from upstairs followed by muffled sounds of a disagreement between Anon and his mother.
"Mr Mous, please give me a chance. I know had your heart set on Anon being with *ahem* Sunset Shimmer."
>"Still not best pony."
>You now seriously regret giving Anons Family another chance since Dadanon visited you.
>You lower your wings in defeat. Maybe it can be impossible to befriend everyone.
>So much being a princess of friendship.
>You feel a tear trickle down your cheek.
>Feeling the weight of defeat you hop off the couch and make you way to the bottom of the staircase.
"Anon! I want to go home now."
>"OH THANKS MOM! I FINALLY BRING A GIRL HOME AND THIS IS HOW YOU ACT!"
>SLAM!
>You see Anon slam a door behind him and walk down the stairs.
>He looked how you felt, utterly beaten.
>"Lets go Twilight, I'm so sorry."
>"REEEEEEEEE!"
>"DAD! Shut up! Your taste in pony is a shit!"
>His dad falls silent.
>Anon pants in anger.

>"ANON! DO TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!"
>You see Momanon race down the stairs.

>"ANON I THINK ITS'S TIME TO LEAVE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET BEST PONY..."
>"STARLIGHT GLIMMER!"
>Momanon finishes off Dadanons sentence.

>"WHAT! Mrs Mous! HOW COULD YOU!"
>Dadanon looks at Anons Mom in shock.

>"We agreed on Glimmer being best pony dear..."
>"We-I- I never agreed to such terms.

>You and Anon just watch on awkwardly as the argument flares.

>"I WANT A DIVORCE!"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"I'm so sorry Anon!"
>You feel awful because of you Anon parents relationship has fallen apart.
>Tears stream down you face as Dadanon tackles Momanon and beat her with a fedora while she attempts to strangle him with spaghetti.

>"REEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Hope ponybones comes to finish his green

>>25924921
>Tears stream down you face as Dadanon tackles Momanon and beat her with a fedora while she attempts to strangle him with spaghetti.
kektakular

>>25924921
>"Gee, Anon. How come everyone in your family has such shit taste in pony?"
>Anon proceeds to strangle his laughing friend with the Trixie shirt he's wearing

>>25925009
That is if he is aware of this threads existence.
And if he still wants to go on after some people pretty much shit on his story after he brought in a nice dose of conflict.

>>25925784
>shit on

What? You mean that whole. "You fucker" shit. That wasn't aimed at Ponybones, that is aimed at Anon. If I wanted to give him criticisms for his story, I would have done so clearly.

Green text stories like this are hardly even worth criticizing anyway. Most of them are blatant wish fulfillment, which are just fine for a fandom circlejerk.

It's not like most of us are trying to write anything super deep and serious.

>>25925784
If he has a brain, he'll interpret the passion behind their pissing and moaning as a compliment.

>>25925896
I am Sir Bumpington

p.10 bump.

I am Jack's growing feeling of impatience

Bumping in hope for more green.

where's muh green lads

ponybones come back

AND THEN THERE WAS WRITEFAG.

Continuing the Twilight thing.

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>>25931126
>right when i go to bed at 1:26am

>>25931126
Yes!

>>25931150
gimme

is Ponybones kill?
or can we expect some green today?

>>25931203
Im not ponybones

>>25931245
i didn't say anything about ponybones
please gimme the green lad

>>25931268
No
I have no green for this thread
Ponybones is the writefag for this thread

>>25931289
ponybones is the main writefag but there were two other based writefags who wrote here since his last update

>>25931289
and why the fuck are you namefagging then princess?

It's five in the morning and I just finished reading what Ponybones has written so far. I feel like I need to cuddle my Twilight plushie.

>>25931296
Forgot to take it off

>>25921557
>You buy some Mercury Treads because you're going to need the tenacity
>Your sex session goes on for quite the extended time
>It's never exactly been the case that horses last long, at all
>Same for alien horses
>Twilight shudders and squeals with delight for the 8th time, her snatch convulsing erratically once more
>Her cries are more audible as she's given up on pressing her face into the beanbag
>Alright, you're getting knakkered, your turn to cum now
>You're already edging, so speeding up and just focusing on your own pleasure is easy
>You can feel that knot in your lower belly, and as always, it's like walking through a door
>A very soft, wet, velvety door
>You let a drawn you sigh escape as your dick throbs
>Alien horse vaginas can apparently detect semen, because Twilight suddenly cries out as your fill her with cum
>A few more thrusts and the following shockwaves ebb down
>Always awesome sex with Twilight, you never had it this good before meeting her
>You lean against the beanbag and her, dick still deep inside her cunt
>Closing your eyes, you just embrace her, she lazily nuzzles your face with her own
>"Wus gret, 'non..."
>Her voice is shaky, mumbled, and her face is a mask of bliss
>As if everyone in the world had an orgasm, and in that moment everything in existence was just perfect
"Aye."
>Is all you manage to say, feeling tired from this workout
>"Gon' nee'a show' 'gan."
"Yeah... later though."
>"Wher's th' cumta'?"
>Ah yes, that probably would have been a good thing to grab beforehand
>You gingerly pull yourself up, scanning about
>Said 'cum towel' is next to your PC
>You must have shagged before next to it
>...
>...So far away
>You just grab a worn t-shirt on the ground next to you
>When you've had your afterglow snuggles, you pull out and wipe yourself off
>And gently clean up around Twilight's twat
>The rest, she likes to keep inside
>She's sort of just laying there
>Probably knakkered from all the muscle spasms

>>25931674
>You pick up purple alien book horse of infinite knowledge
>You're not strong, but you manage
>Even though she has an arse that would pull in planets to its gravitational field to carry her from the front room to your bedroom
>She's already halfway to sleep by the time you tuck her in
>She snuggles into the covers, inhaling what is most likely your 'smell'
>"Hug meeee~"
>...
>...Yeah, it's pretty late and spooning to sleep sounds great
>Throwing off the rest of your clothes, you climb in, gently pushing her to 'her' side of the bed
>Then spoon
>The warmth of her vagina emantes still, so you get another erection soon
>You hotdog it between those gorgeous thighs of hers and rest your head on your pillow
>She scoots backwards into your embrace even more, you give her a reassuring squeeze
>Her hair smells lovely
>Her fur feels like silk
>You're both asleep in no time

Thats beautiful.

Bumpering.

Bumping for the love of green.

where's ponybones tho

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baiting Ponybones with some art

from last thread

>>25935592
We´re all wondering the same. Please Ponybones, come back!

Bumpin

p.10 bump

>>25938723

>>25931708

>>25932234
>>25932997
>>25933866
>>25934882
>>25935592
>>25935919
>>25936744
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>>25940550
All these bumps and no love for the writing?

Except for >>25931800

Love you, Jessi. Even though you broke my heart.

>>25940579
we bump because we care!

>>25940579
maybe his green is decent but i don't like to read stuff written in a way only a retarded 12 y/o nigger could do it
im here for the Ponytones Green
i'm here for the feels
im here to see how anon will "clean" his mess
i want to fucking know if Twilight is
gone
talking with parents
or what ever

>>25941374
Yeah, somebody should tell Bones about this thread. Has anybody seen him?

>>25942196
>https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/Ponybones/

I think Lord Nito recalled him

>>25942214
That's a shame. Oh well. Guess I will have to start my own. Too bad it's so late and no time to do it in the next few days either. Guess I will revive it once I got something to share. Till then.

>>25942295
Good idea, go for it, man.

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>>25931708
This was cute. So rare to get a comfortable mix of casual sex and cozy pleasantries. It's either deep romance or deep angst. There's no RANGE. I'll be on the lookout for more of your stuff.

PONYBONES GET YO ASS IN HERE

>>25943125
Took the words right out of my peehole.

>>25942295
god speed anon

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Okay I feel motivated again.

Continuing for Twilight meeting Anons parents.

>>25945195
Nice!

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>>25945195
DFKHGSRTAR;RHGHGFSHJSKSSSKGSHREHI

>>25931708
>When you awaken the next morning, Twilight is still snoozing in your arms
>Feeling the smile tugging at your face, you carefully disentangle yourself
>You throw on some clothes, going through to the front room, booting up the PC
>You step around the dried puddle of marejuice around the beanbag
>Probably should clean that up at some point
>You're about to sit down, when the phone rings
>It's your mum, gotta be
>You grab it off the hook
"Yeah?"
>"You sound like you just got up."
>You sigh
"Yep. G'mornin' mum."
>"It's actually pissing it down, so not that good."
"Good for me."
>"Yeah, but you're a strange fruit."
"Aye, so... what's up?"
>Mum sighs, herself. Probably tired
>"Not a lot, just gave you a phone to ask if you fancy having that visit today."
>"House is clean, John's just working on his bikes, Scarlett's away at a friends, so I can actually relax for a while."
>"Just figured, it's been how long...? 2 months since we saw you?"
>You think back to the last time
>There was an incident with one of your other sisters that visit, if you're remembering the right one
>...
>...Yeah, it was October since you've last seen them
"About right, aye."
"Uhhh, yeah, I guess today works. Twilight's gotta get up and ready still, me an' all."
>"Pft! Bloody hell, Anon, did you have a usual late night? It's 2 in the afternoon."
>...
"Huh. Guess that's what I get for showing a girl a good time for too long. 2-ish? Fuck, we still need to get showered an' shit; still all messy from last night."
>"Lovely, Anon. I always want to hear your sexual adventures(!)"
"I thought so to."
>"Pft! Go on, fuck off and wash your bollocks. What time you likely to be around?"
"Give or take, er... 4 or 5-ish?"
>"So about 7 then."
"Aye, probably."
>"Cooool~, guess we'll see you when we see you. Tell Twilight I said hi. Looking forward to finally meet her."
>You suppress a laugh
"Yeah, I quite believe it. Seeya then."
>"You too. Loves."
"Gaaaay... loves an' all."
>With that, you hang up

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>>25945665
I CAN FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT

>>25945665
Oh, this is going to be fun.

Page 10 bump

>>25947089
And another.

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Story so far: http://pastebin.com/uSvGdv1Q

>Your phone goes off.
>You let it ring.
>It doesn't matter right now.
>Nothing matters.
>You take in a breath.
>Get a hold of yourself, man.
>You breathe out and sit up.
>You take another breath in and out before looking at your still ringing phone.
>It's Dad.
>You answer.
"Anon, I'm looking at you in your car through the window. Did yo-"
"I fucked up, Dad. I fucked up and now Twilight is gone and I don't know where she is. She teleported away. She can do that, she's magic, she's a fucking magical unicorn from another world and she was the best thing to ever happen to me and I love her. And she loved me, and I fucked it up."
>You feel yourself losing control of your emotions again, your breathing becoming more rapid.
"I know it's weird. I know that, and I didn't expect you or Mom or anyone else to understand, really. But I brought her to meet you two because I love her, she's a part of my life and I shouldn't have to hide her from you. But seeing your reactions, I just... I felt like maybe what I felt was wrong, and I thought about what you must think of me, and I wasn't sure how to feel about it myself. It's fucking weird. I'm a fucking weirdo. I got self-conscious and insecure and I made the biggest mistake of my life, and I don't know if I can ever fix it because I don't have any idea where she could be right now."
>Your tears flow openly as you rest your head on the steering wheel, your body shaking as you sob words into the phone.
"But I don't care how weird it looks or how weird it is, I love her, Dad. I love her and now I don't know if I'll ever see again to tell her I'm sorry for the stupid things I said, or brush her mane while we watch Netflix, or fall asleep with her in my arms while I feel her heartbeat against my hands."
>For a moment, the only sound is your attempt to stifle your tears.
"Jesus Christ son, I was just wondering if you needed me to move my car."

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>>25945665
>anon already hinted that the relationship with mystery girl is of a sexual nature

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>>25947183
jesus christ pic related

>>25947183
Yeeesss
YEEEESSSS
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

HE RETURNS

>>25947183
YES! Bones is back!

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Sorry, I'm a little drunk now, was cleebrtating Hootenanny with ym family.

Contunueing. Apolgise in advance for any spelling mistakes, I'll edit in in pastebin later.

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>>25947183

Jesus Christ

>>25945665
>You go through once more, nudging Twilight with your foot
>She does not stir, but waves you away with a hoof when you poke her with your big toe
>"Nrrrrmmm..."
"Come on, gotta get up."
>"Nrm."
>You scoff
>Then you decide it would be a brilliant idea to whip your dick out
>You pull down your trousers, step onto the bed, and kneel down, moving until your cock is above Twi's head
>And you poke her on the nose with it
>She doesn't stir at first
>Then you see her sniffing, and she lazily smiles, slowly opening her mouth and running her tongue over the head of your dick
>"Tastes musky."
"Yeah, we need a shower. Parents said we could visit today."
>Her eyes opem wide immediately
>And she shoots up and jumps to her hooves
>"Oh! Yes! Let's get ready!"
>You nod, about to turn around to head to the shower
>A magical aura suddenly filling your vision stops you, asd you realise you're beinf magicallyu suspended
>"...Noooot yet~"
>"There ius a penis, and I want my daily salt lick. If we're at your parents place, that wont happen."
>Ohj okay, that;s fine
>You accept youer fate as gook horse gently wrapss her long tongue aroudn the head
>Such id life
>Still, not tyhe worst way to start your day
>She suckles on your cock, lapping at the slit on your dick
>It feels nice, but you'd hoped for a birt more
>You lean forwardfs, provactively thursting your meat outwards
>She gets the idea, leaning herself onto your dick and taking it dowjn to the bvase
>Basrely even mintues later, due to her rather expert deepthroating skills, you're already vlose to cumming
"I'm closem, Twi."
>"Mhm~"
>Her repsone is just to suck harder to make a poicket of suction
>She is literally trying to milkyou
>A few tenser mintues and you ovrload
>You groan in abject pleasure, squiting a thiock rope down your aliem ho0rses gullet
>Pumnp after pump, you finsih you a content breath outwartd
>She humns as shee swallows your seed
>"Ahh, thankyou for thaut."
"All I wanted to do was wake tou uip you know."

The spelling mistakes make it even better.

>>25948386
I wish I had my own gook horse.

>>25948386
>all those spelling mistakes
Jessi you need to step away from the computer and take a break.

>>25948386
>"I kniow."
"Come one, shower time now."
>She pokez you with a hoof
>"I'm coming, hold your horses."
"Your;e a horse."
>"And you hold me, most opf tyhe time."
>You can't help but crack a grinat that
>Foolowing her sentence you decie that, yes, you will hold your hor5se
>Yopu quickly jump at her, grasping your hands aorundf her mddle
>Before she can protest, yopu've tore her away from the safety of the covers and ran towards the batheroom
>You're laughion to yoursle f as you carry her, she repsonds by batting you with her tails where she cand
>You [pl;ae her into the tub and power the shower up fulkl blast
>She recoiulks slighty as the cold watert hits her, but havinf fur is an sdvantage
>She lidfts her head upinto the steawm of wter, you joiun her when you'rve thrown your recenbtlky doned kothing off
>Thankfuklky, time isbn't delayed as Tigger is much to occup[ied with the conecpt of muirdering tyour family
>"I remeber you saying yopiur dad likes thopse two shweeled cartsd?"
>Yopui nod, rubbingh some shamppoo into her back end fuyr
"He resotores oldsd mtoorcycles and repairs other pepes bikes."
"Mkaes a klot of cash 0ff it otoo."
>"Thats good, haivng a poisson."
>She beams, rubbing shunpo into her hare
>"I;pm so inetrested in yhose machines, so manht qwuesrtons to ask!"
>You bnod
>Ypu;re done fairly wuickly, all you needed to doh ws wash your dicks and risnce off the sweat
>Twilight is the same, after giving her vagina a goods clean andf rubnnning a generoas amoiunt of consider thprough her hauir
>TYou grab her again, withouy oprotest from her, wrappinh hir intop a twoelek
>Yopu all but thgeow her ontyo the bed whebn you step into the bedrtom
>After apolying disorternet ylou thwo on your gayesty loojibng tightr tee shirt
>You useas to crossdress because tyou wanted to feel fgirly and pretttyu, and you eneverr really got erid of cl,othes
>Doning a paiur of pnk sinny jeands, you smiles at Twilight
"AlLmst readty. Gotta fine mty boets."

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>>25949267
Are youy sur? Ipm ot too tierd

>>25949514
i have a poundign fucking headache so im not gonna read this post til later. i want your babies though

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>>25949514
>"He resotores oldsd mtoorcycles and repairs other pepes bikes."

Yah, he does. Bighairy bikert duude, my dad ius.

>>25949514
Nigger, are you having a stroke? Were you fighting off ninjas while writing this? You managed to make up some new words in there I can't even begin to pronounce.

Now, I ain't saying it's aliem ho0rses, but it's aliem ho0rses.

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>>25949862
Celebrteating the new year with lots of alchoohol. Sobering up a bift now.

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>>25947183
welcome back you old piece of bones

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Your waifu, fagets.

Friendship is torture.

This drunk typing nigger is hilarious.

>Thankfuklky, time isbn't delayed as Tigger is much to occup[ied with the conecpt of muirdering tyour family
Shit guys, grab your guns, Winnie the Pooh and Co are coming to fuck shit up.

>She beams, rubbing shunpo into her hare
This nigga plays too much League. Katarina's gonna shank a rabbit.

>TYou grab her again, withouy oprotest from her, wrappinh hir intop a twoelek
How does one wrap a pony in a Twi'Lek from Star Wars? Is it lesbian scissoring?

Bampsuru Anon-chan

>>25949894
Stop.
Click the X at the top corner.
Turn off the computer.
Sleep.
Come back when you're sober.
Rewrite that train wreck you posted earlier.
Happy New Year, dumbass.

well, happy new year fuckers, if im not delivering phat ass twalot by tomorrow then expect a poorly written green

This thread was made a year ago XD

>>25952565
why wouldn't you deliver phat ass twalot?

>>25952585
>fucking overused joke
>XD
cliff, now

>>25952614
cold wont let me do shit, you could freeze lolipops just by placing them on top of my tablet

also, holidays laziness in general, but even if i wont deliver it NOW, i´ll definetly deliver it later

>>25952633
it's okay, happy new year faggot, and get well soon

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>>25952585
>totally fresh and not overused memes
>XD
Kill yourself

God, I love the drunk writing! What a great way to start the new year.

>>25947183
damn

>>25952585
That's not even true. A year is a length of time, 365 1/4 days. Not the difference between dates. Last year would be correct. XD

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>>25953510
>XD
No

>>25953649
It's usually a good idea to read all the posts you're relating to before posting something to make to yourself feel above others. Cus now you just seem like a moron dude, sorry

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Happy New Year! Happy Birthday to my friend Jeremy! Blood for the blood god!

>>25952585

gr8 b8 m8, 8/8

>>25947183

>You manage to regain your composure somewhat, breathing heavily while resting your head against the steering wheel.
>You shouldn't drive like this.
>You wouldn't even have any idea where to go.
"Sorry Dad, I... No. No, don't bother. I just... I'm going to sit out here for a while."
"Alright Anon, you take all the time you need. I'm going to go make sure your mother doesn't drink the entire wine rack."
>He hangs up and you drop your phone into a cupholder.
>You wipe your eyes with the back of your hands and sit back in your seat, looking out the window toward the sky.
>Suddenly, you hear movement.
>It's coming from inside the car.
>You turn to the passenger side and see the flap of the duffelbag open as Twilight slowly lifts her head up and out of it.
>Her eyes are red and watery.
>She's been crying.
>Crying over you.
>You feel your heart break inside of your chest.
>You made Twilight Sparkle cry.
>You are truly history's greatest monster.
>You can't even try to hold the tears back as soon as you see her.
"Twilight... I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry."

>>25953802
Bones, I love this. I love this so much. Thank you.

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>>25953802
it shpuld be illegal to mek pone sadf

>>25953870
go to bed Jessi

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>>25953908
I already did. That aint me. Usually you can tell who I am, because I autistically name my files with some stupid all caps sentence.

>>25948922
>>25949267
>>25949739
>>25949804
>>25949862
>>25951837
>>25953139
Typing while drunk wasn't an amazing idea, but apparently it's still comprehendable.

And fuck, we got:

>Gook horse
>Repairing Pepe's bikes
>Tigger murdering your family
>Shunpo'ing a hare
>Wrapping Twilight into a Twi'lek

So that was amusing to read just now.

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>>25953802

of bumpings

Bumperoonies.

Bermp.

fuck off page nine

ponybones where are you?

>>25957046
Ded

>>25957624
No, its just resting.

>>25953802
Great dump my friend
Waiting for the akward father and son talk

>>25959648
I think it's mom who's going to be harder to talk to

>>25959710
She'll be fine, i don't think the talk with her is going to be akward the haze of drunkness will keep her smooth and accepting

NEIN
BAD PAGE 8. BAD.

>>25960275

Bing bong.

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>>25960916
;_;7

Bump before sleep

bemp

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>>25953802
Come back writefriend

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>>25953802
no just NO you can't do that
you can't start a green fuck it up, bring it back on track and abandon it then

>>25964203
He will be back. I believe in Ponybones.

Sleepy bump

Sorry for being slow during the holidays, I basically worked the entire week of Christmas and then got sick for a day and a half.

I was supposed to have the night off today, but my useless manager decided to fuck me over. I've spent my shift on my phone job hunting, going to be updating my resume this morning and finding a new job ASAP, so my green time might suffer in the immediate future. But I will never abandon a story people care about!

I just wish I could pay my rent with your feels :c

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>>25964937
we wait

>>25964937
I know that shit too well, Bones. Been there myself. I wish you all the best and good luck on your job hunt.

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>>25964937

Bump again.

>>25964937
i said that if i didn't deliver a phat ass twalot then i´ll deliver a poorly written green >>25952565
i will still deliver that phat ass, don't worry

but i guess now >>25964937
it would be a great time to work in that green

it will arrive later today i would say tomorrow but it's fucking 5am and i need to sleep

>>25964937
Dude gimme a throw away email and im gonna send you a 50€ paysafecard
I know not much my friend but i think a good deal for both of us
>>25965694
Take your time my friend

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>>25964987

It really sucks because the job itself and the scheduled hours are actually super convenient for me, it's the first time I've worked a job with a set weekly schedule on backshifts.

Maybe I should just try hammering out a short novel and see if I can get published instead. I've always wanted to and I'm not getting any younger, less poor or more educated doing anything else. I don't know. I've been angry to some degree for ten hours straight, I shouldn't make life choices right now.

>>25965263

This actually made me smile a lot, like you're some kid in a movie who doesn't know how currency works and I loved it.

>>25953802

>Twilight's eyes are watering, but she still manages to scrunch her face up at you angrily.
"Weird, huh? You broke up with me because you thought us being together was 'weird'?"
>She steps her front legs out of the duffelbag and stands up.
"You told me that being with me was a 'mistake' because you felt 'weird'?"
>She walks forward, stepping onto the armrest as she lifts her face closer to yours, her tears starting to escape her eyes.
"Did you, for one second, even think about how weird I felt? How hard it was for me to put myself out there for you?"
>She's glaring at you, mere inches from your face, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Do you have any idea what it's like to be in love with someone who finds you repulsive, Anonymous? It hurts. It hurts a lot."
>You see her anger give way to sadness, her mouth and ears drooping at the same time.
>She lowers her face from yours, sobbing, her teardrops falling onto your leg.
>She suddenly pitches forward, shoving her face against you and crying into your chest.
>You hold for a moment, awkwardly wondering what to do before gingerly putting your arms around her.

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>>25966011
These feels. I know these feels.

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>>25966011
Wasn't expecting that though feels

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>>25965973

If you actually dig what I'm doing here that much, I won't say no. I will say thank you. [email protected]

I'm gonna update again but I'm posting this now because after I do I'll prolly go to bed and that email will explode.

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I just realized that without an update or a tripcode Euro Anon has no proof that >>25966056
was me. But it was!

>>25966011

>Twilight moves further into your arms, still crying.
>You bury your face into her neck and pull her close, stroking her back.
>You whisper into her ear while failing to hold back your tears.
"You're not repulsive Twilight, you're beautiful. You're beautiful and smart and funny and perfect, and I love you, and I should have never said any of those things to you, and I'm so, so sorry."
>Twilight sniffs and looks up at you from your chest, her eyes shimmering.
>Her voice is quiet, barely above a whisper.
"Kiss me."
>You blink in stunned confusion.
"What?"
>She looks at you through big purple eyes still shiny with tears
"Kiss me. Please,"
>Twilight closes her eyes and tilts her head back a little, moving forward slightly.
>You feel your heart jump into your throat.
>You tilt your head to the side and capture Twilight's mouth with your own.
>You gently grip her head as you kiss her more honestly and passionately than you ever have before.
>You feel her sound of surprise turn into a soft moan into your mouth as you push your tongue forward, Twilight pressing her body against yours as she yields her mouth to you.
You guys have no fucking idea how badly I wanted to turn Anon into a skeleton during this scene. Your outrage would've been incredible.

More will come, apparently anger is a good motivator for writing.

>>25966234
Yeah was kinda wandering
Money is coming

>>25966234
Ponybones, if you had done that, then you would have earned the 50 euro from the other anon. I would have laughed right along side you.

>>25966056
>>25966234
>turning anon into a skeleton half-way through horsefucking
>many keks would have been had
oh well, I kekked at the idea at least.

>>25966056
Oky should be there now
Had some issues with my thunderbird

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>>25966011
Poor little bookhorse...

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>>25966265

Thank you so much, this actually completely turned my day around. <3

Though Steam won't let me use it for some reason even though it says I can convert it to my currency. D:

>>25966310

You clearly missed the thread with Blue Fuzz. :3

>>25966234

>Twilight breaks the kiss, leaning backwards and smiling at you.
>You lean forward and kiss her again.
>And again.
>She giggles and falls backwards onto the passenger's seat, shoving the duffelbag to the floor.
>You kiss her cheek, beneath her chin, and move down her neck.
>You start kissing down her stomach, brushing your face across her soft belly fur.
>She giggles softly and takes your head between her hooves, lifting you back.
>She looks up at you, still a bit misty eyed.
>You bite your bottom lip, your hand moving to rub her side a little.
"I love you Twilight. And I was so scared you were gone foreve-"
>She puts a hoof to your lips and shushes you.
>Silence fills the air.
>Then she smiles softly and takes your hand with her magic, guiding it up her side to her tummy, then sliding it up her chest.
>You can feel her heartbeat.
>You feel your cheeks heat up as you blush.
"I love you, Anonymous. You stupid weirdo."
>You laugh and lean down to kiss Twilight on the nose.
>She grins up at you.
>You smile back.
"C'mon. Let's go back inside."

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>>25966885
>"C'mon. Let's go back inside."
"Not until I give you the boning of a lifetime."

>>25967021
>>25966885
This Kek. It fulfills me so.

>>25966885
Glad you got it and i hope you can somehow transfer the money to your wallet

Don't feel forced to write for the thread tho
Lurking for next dump of this sweet green of yours

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WOAH THERE PAGE NINE WE AINT DONE HERE.

>>25968039
kek

Lets bump this shit

>>25968039
>dat face
u-unf

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>>25969931

>>25966011
This is heavy

>>25969931

>>25970794
What?

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>>25967021

Lost my shit to this post

i challenge you to a bump-off

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>>25970999
Checked

>>25931708
Your style of writing makes me feel like you come from South East England

>>25973414
Very close. West Sussex, senpai.

>>25973645
more green faggot.

More green would be pretty wizard.

>>25973645
Ahh well, greetings fellow faggot who hails from a county with the word sex in it.

>>25973655
Give'm a break it's 5am mate.

Nice dubs though

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me checking this story

Da-bump-tsh

tiny bump
currently working on some green, posting it tonight hopefully

>>25973645
oh hey jinx, you gonna fix that train wreck of a story that you posted before? disregard this if you already did

>>25976425
I kinda liked Jinx story...
It was a fun read.

>>25949514
>"That's an awfully tight t-shirt, Anon. Looks good, but not what you usually wear."
>You grin, nodding
"I used to dress up a lot, in womans clothing. I fell out of the habit a while back... Not sure why."
>She nods, noting the bulge in your skinny jeans
>"They er, show off a lot."
"Yup, I always tried to look as girly and gay as possible back when I lived with my parents."
>She giggles at the statment
>"Why?"
>You think about it a second
"It was just... nice. Made me feel, right, put eyes on me, you know? Go out to a club, and you get flirted with by all the guys and girls."
"I sort of miss it, to be honest. But dressing up all girly would annoy my dad, hence why I'm doing it."
>"You want to annoy your dad?"
>Grabbing a box within your bedroom cupboard, you pull it out, opening it up to reveal some knee-high leather boots
"Well, I think my parents think I'm still dressing this way like I did when I left home. Wouldn't want to disappoint."
>"You're a silly guy, Anon."
"Probably."
"Fairly certain I had a pink hoody somewhere, but I can't see it."
>You opt to grab your normal black one, worn down as fuck, but comfy
>Twilight was ready, the only thing she'd needed to do anyway was dry herself
"Now... question is, how are we going to get you from here to my parents place without you getting seen."
>Twilight sits on her haunches, her arse ballooning out again
>"Well, I was working on an invisibility spell a while ago... since, you know, I've been wanting to explore this world."
>"Kinda left it though, got a bit too comfy just reading and eating. You're a bad influence."
"Yes, I am."
>She stretches out, her horn flaring up, and within a flash she's teleported to the other side of the room
>"I can still do that one without any problems..."
>She closes her eyes, channeling her power, some sort of energy pooling around her body
>It's kinda spooky
>But then...
>Pop!
>...She's gone
"Twi?"
>"Yeah?"
"Where are you?"

>>25976425
Nah, I'll update it in the pastebin.

>>25977474
You had a weird childhood.

>>25977474
This is going to be interesting.

>>25977474
I wonder if Anon's dick shows through Twi in this state

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well, here it is, let me know if i fucked up somewhere im kinda good at english but one can still fuck up no matter how many times you review it

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
>you can barely hear the music coming from inside your house, you could turn it up a little but this is your lazy day, besides, music that low gives a small atmosphere to your backyard and you like it
>nothing beats slow music, a hammock and a starry night
>also, your soon to be wife, laying on top of you while you pet her mane
>it was weird, she appeared out of nowhere while you were watching Technicolor pone on Netflix
>just like “poof”, a bright white flash, you passed out, you woke up, TV was broken, Wii U on the floor, and 6 ponies and a dragon, all sitting around you
>that was a weird day, but some years have passed, you got used to it pretty quickly, the show disappeared though, it was like it never existed at all, just gone
>everypony else took their own path, but both of you are still in contact with them, spike and twilight were the only ones that stayed with you, they took a liking on you that you never expected, but you didn't complain…at all
>nobody did actually, it was like if everybody else didn't actually saw a colorful pony, it was more like if they saw a regular woman, but you know for a fact that everybody sees a pony, neither twilight or you understands it yet, but you stopped wondering about that a long time ago

>>25977842
>”hmmmm…dont stop anon, it feels so good” said twilight, with a really relaxed tone and a little moaning
>she really likes it when you scratch behind her ears and slowly pet her mane
Ooh, sorry honey, I kind of lose track of where I was…it’s such a relaxing night
>”it is, isn’t it? You think we could do these more often? It feels like it takes all the stress away…just laying on you…under the starry night, Uuh! probably a good book too!”
Heh, sure, I could use this more often too
>both of you exhale at the same time, hearing the now silent night since the music has stopped and the occasional cricket
>”…you think your parents like me, anon?”
Hmm? Of course they will, you are perfect twily, there is nothing about you that nobody would not like, sure they can be a little stiff sometimes, but they are actually pretty cool once you get to know them
>”are you sure about it? I don’t want to cause any trouble”
Don’t be silly, they´ll love you, don’t stress about it
>”im just a little nervous about the whole weeding next month, this will be the first time that i´ll meet them in person, I have only talk to them through phone or texts…which reminds me, we need to buy you a better cellphone, everybody has those shiny and efficient apple-jack phones and you still have that dinosaur”
Calm down twilight, everything will be fine, you´ll see, and no, I do not want another phone, this is way better than anything else that has come out in the last half decade
>”humm, whatever you say “Mr. Fat thumbs”” she says as she lowers her head on your chest
You´ll thank me when this old dinosaur save us one day, just wait

this is all just for now, more later

Ooooh, a new challenger enters the ring! Good one so far!

bamping for green

>>25978510

>>25979007
What?

>>25977850
Oky im hooked

Bump for the write friends

>>25979512

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>>25977474

>>25977850
Seconding >>25979274

byump.

Bump for green.

great, yous guys seem to like it, working on more as i bump

>>25983272
Glad to hear that my frien

Bump for the eventual dump

>>25983272
Nice!

Bump before I go to bed.

tiny bump, posting more in a while

got part of the green ready, but i gotta go for a while, keep it alive, will deliver when im back

>>25986095
We wait.

>>25986095
Show us what you got

>>25986095
We´re patient, mate.

>>25977850
>you wake up at the smell of eggs being cooked…is that…oh yeah, that’s bacon, this seems like a good morning start
>hoping off of the hammock and letting the blanket aside, you walk inside your cozy home
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baNbyst7aW0
>music is playing like yesterday, slow and low, just like you like it
>twilight is sitting in the couch, reading the newspaper
>spike is the one thats actually cooking, guess that explain the bacon
>he is wearing his pink “Kiss the chef” apron and that tall chef hat
Morning spike
>”sup dude, had a nice night?”
Ooh it was great, you should try it sometime, takes all the stress away
>”maybe later, gotta clean and catch up with my upload schedule”
Close to the million subs?
>”just a couple of hundred and i´ll be getting my YouTube badge!”
Heh, neat, good look with that
>”thanks, breakfast will be ready in a few minutes”
Great, I’ll be with twilight in the meantime

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>>25988457
>twilight is taking a sip of her coffee with her magic while holding her newspaper with her hooves
>you sneak up behind the couch and tickle her ribs, making her laugh and do a weird combination of spitting her coffee and choking on it
>”coooaaagh! Coff coff! Anocoff! Nnn! Stop! Coff coff”
>that paper is now unreadable
Hehe, sorry I couldn’t resist
>she slaps you in the face with the newspaper
>”you know i hate when you do that!”
You love it and you know it
>you say as you sit at her side and cuddle up with her
>she sighs as she lets the paper on the coffee table and cuddles up with you and pouts
>”no, i dont”
Yes you do
>you boop her muzzle
>she goes crosseyed as you do that and blushes
>”fine, you win” she Kiss you in the cheek as she gets up and goes to the table where spike is placing the whole meal up
>”hope you guys are hungry, cuz i know i am”

>>25988472
Dats sweet...

>>25977842
>>it was like if everybody else didn't actually saw a colorful pony
"actually see a colorful pony"
>>25977850
Seems alright so far
>>25988457
>this seems like a good morning start
"this seems like the start of a good morning"
Also, Spike on youtube sounds interesting!
>>25988472
>>you boop her muzzle
>>she goes crosseyed as you do that and blushes
Cuuuuute
>>”fine, you win” she Kiss you in the cheek
"she kisses your cheek"
>>to the table where spike is placing the whole meal up
not 100% sure what would sound better, but this sounds weird. Maybe just "to the table", or perhaps a longer rewording of "to the table where Spike had just placed the last plate of bacon and eggs."

Enjoying the green, and I'm no expert in English, but I am a native speaker who knows what sounds "off" and can offer corrections. So hopefully that is helpful to you, maybe you'll see a pattern I can't.

>>25988571
this is actually helpfull, thank you very much
i always had trouble with the past/present words dont know why they are so hard to me
more in a while

>>25988630
Glad it can be of use! It could also probably be good if you made a pastebin for the story, you can put corrections in there.

Also I think it's that the tense changes mid-sentence and the sentence isn't always consistent that trips people up.

Also going to re-breakdown your first post >>25977842

>> it was like if everybody else didn't actually saw a colorful pony
"Was" and "Didn't" are past tense, but "saw" is also past tense. I don't know exactly why it is "see" here, but here is a Yahoo answer that claims to explain it. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091120160212AAb5liO

>>neither twilight or you understands it yet
this one is tricky-ish
For picky reasons, it should be neither Twilight "nor" you, rather than "or"
Also, "understands" should be "understand"
Though if you wanted to keep it plural, you could instead say: "Neither of you understands it" (you being plural instead of singular)

----

Again, not an English professor, and not 100% sure about grammar rules.

Looking forward to updates!

>>25988472
I hope you're not droping the yt thing, fucking intrigued right now

Twilight is a qt

>>25988799
>Also, "understands" should be "understand"
Actually, this is the same anon again. I was wrong. "understands" was fine, it's just it "looks" wrong to me when I read it. But the more I read it out loud, the more I think it's grammatically correct, but not what I'm used to.

>>25988799
dont worry, i will fix everything in the paste i´ll post it at the end of this part of the green
also I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS "NOR" I JUST WASN'T SURE OF IT, DAMNIT
also checked

>>25988810
ooh i wont, matter of fact, its actually an important part of the story later on

>>25988900
Checked

Expecting fleshed out green
with pewdieSpikie

>>25988900
Looking forward to it, writefriend.

>>25988472
Ooh i am!
>”me too, lets see, what do we have here…eggs, toast, orange juice…bacon…uuh and some lettuce!”
>she quickly goes for the toast and the lettuce, making a quick sandwich
>you and spike go for the eggs and bacon
>”how can you guys EAT that? Its disgusting”
Don’t judge until you try it, honey
>”yeah twilight, you have to try it eventually, you´ll love it
>he places 5 bucks on the table
>”ooh you wanna bet? Fine, you are on”
>she places another 5 bucks on the table and you grab them
Great, we got a bet, i´ll keep the treasure until then
>everyone goes silent for a couple of minutes before spike breaks the silence
>”so *munch munch* when are you guys going out? *munch munch*
Next week, its a 2 days drive all the way to my parents home and we have 2 weeks to get everything ready for the wedding
>”gee, that sounds boring”
>”spike, are you sure you don’t want to come with us? It’s our wedding, I´d loved if you could be there with us…”
>”i would love to, but im afraid I can’t, there is just too much to do I barely have any time for myself!”
Maybe you could take a small vacation? I mean, internet is not going anywhere anytime soon, I don’t think it would affect that much, would it?

>>25989576
>”easy for you to say, you don’t make a living out of it, but don’t worry, even if I can’t join you in the wedding you will definitely be getting my surprise”
>ooh you are intrigued now
What surprise?
>”if i told ya it wouldn’t be a surprise anymore anon”
Fine, but it better makes up for you not being in the wedding you little lizard
>”heh, don’t worry anon, it will” he says before filling his mouth with what’s left of his bacon and drinking some orange juice
>”now, if the happy couple allows me, i have to get the cleaning done before getting to work” he picks up the dishes and goes to the kitchen
>you hear the dishwasher turn on and the jingle of spike´s camera, you have to look at his channel sometime

here its what i manage to get so far, its not much, but its something sorry, life sometimes gets in the way

hope you guys like it so far

also, paste -> http://pastebin.com/DJcztqTS

thanks to proofreader anon for helping with my fuck up so far >>25988799 based

it may not be much, but i´ll deliver daily

>>25989599
He forgot to mention your punctuation. You forget it when it's not Anon's dialogue.

>>25989836
And capitalization.

>>25989836
>>25989844
huh, i knew i forgot something important

oh well, its readable at least

>>25989599
It's smooth to read i like it

I guess spike lost this bet or we get a purple unicorne obsessed with bacon

>>25989599
Gimme an throw away email my friend i got something for you

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>>25966885

>>25990336
[email protected]

>>25991201
this is me, sorry, i forgot the namefaging

It is?
Kay then expect a mail today

>>25991219
i am, i have another tab open just for this

>>25991223
Check your inbox

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I am much less out of my fucking mind with rage today. I think I will hold off on a job search and just stick to my plan of working this crappy gig until I can somehow sustain myself with my writing/sweet sweet YouTube pennies, which means this green is pretty much back on track!

>Implying I've ever had a schedule in the first place.
>Implying I'd even be able to get a better job in Halifax.

I give myself sad sometimes. :c

>>25991675

It's full of BEEEEEEEEEES! AH-HAHAHAHAHA! >:D

>>25966885

>You scoop Twilight up in your arms, holding her close to your chest.
>She wraps her forelegs around your neck, nuzzling against you.
>You slide out of the car, Twilight opening and shutting the door for you since your hands are full.
>She likewise gets the front door of your parents' house as you carry her inside.
>You slip off your shoes and walk down the hall and into the kitchen.
>Your father is holding a 1/3 full bottle of wine.
>Your mother is laying her chin on the tabletop, a cup of coffee near her hand.
>You clear your throat and they both look up you.
"Mom, Dad, this is Twilight Sparkle. She's a magical unicorn from another world called Equestria, and I love her."
>You smile at Twilight and kneel down, gently placing her on her feet.
>She steps forward and bows her head down.
"It's a pleasure to meet you both."
>You continue
"I know this is probably a lot for you to take in, and I know I didn't exactly prepare either of you for it. I wasn't sure what the best way to tell either of you would be, but it definitely wasn't just showing u-"
"Get. Out."
>You blink.
>Your mother lifts her head up from the tabletop, scowling and pointing behind you.
"You take your talking demon beast and get the hell out of my home, you degenerate horsefucker."
"Mom, I-"
"NOW."
>You look at your father.
>He doesn't meet your gaze.
>You step back and turn around, walking down the hall to the front door.
>Twilight hangs her head and follows.

>>25992127
well... that switched tone quickly!
need more, haven't followed a story like this since... god i don't know Anon/Scilight vs Trixie and hitman snips and snails?

>>25992127
Anon gave up too easily.

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>>25992127
Just kill your parents! whats the big deal!

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>>25992498

Let's see you argue with your own drunken mother about why you having sex with talking animals is okay during your Christmas visit. Film it.

>>25992127

>The two of you walk glumly out to the car.
>You open Twilight's door and pick up her duffel bag.
>She hops up and snuggles inside sadly.
>You close the door and walk around the front to your side.
"Anonymous!"
>You look up.
>Your dad is walking down the driveway.
>He reaches out to hand you your overnight bag.
"You forgot this upstairs."
>You sigh and take the bag.
"Thanks."
"Listen. Your mother is just upset. She'll calm down, and I'll talk with her then. She still loves you."
>You tilt your head.
"And what about you? Do you still love me, Dad?"
>He slaps his hand on your shoulder and squeezes reassuringly.
"Don't be such a faggot, son."
>He smiles and nods his head towards the car.
"I don't pretend to understand what you and her have, but it's obvious she's very important to you. If you're happy together, I don't really care about the particulars. I never wanted grandkids anyway, to be honest."
>He pats your shoulder and steps back towards the house.
"You should probably take the poor little thing home. I'm sorry you'll be missing dinner this year, mostly because now I have to eat that godforsaken tofu abomination myself. Next year will be different. And drive safe. It was an abominably bad film."
>You chuckle a bit and smile as you open the car door.
"Love you too, Dad."
"Gaaaaaaaay."
>He turns and heads back towards the house while you start the car.

I'm going to be finishing this soon, but for now I must sleep.

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>>25992755
Sleep is for the weak!

>>25992755
This was a looong buildup to basically gtfo. Cmon, you can do better.

Y'know, it's been really hard reading these two threads without feeling an uncomfortable sense of Stockholm Syndrome.

Because, let's face it, it's the only plausible way to explain Twilight Sparkle ever being okay with any of these situations. Especially if it's the post-season five Twilight we're talking about here. Y'know, the Twilight who's only starting to realise just how important she and the other elements of harmony are to Equestria's well-being. The Twilight who's starting to enjoy being a Princess, and having a student of her own to teach about the magic of friendship. The Twilight who ultimately, has a wonderful life in Equestria - she's got all the friends, family and books she could ask for. She's probably really looking forward to being an aunt, too.

I can totally see why she'd put all that aside to be perfectly content with being some schmuck's live-in girlfriend. Or worse, in Jessi Jinx's case, relegated to being nothing more than bedroom furniture. A fleshlight with a pulse for a directionless shut-in. And one that actually plays LoL over the far superior Dota 2, to boot. Does he not like having all the heroes available to play without having to save points for them or wait until they're on rotation? And what's with dropping all that stuff about crossdressing? What does that add to the story, exactly? How has this anon gone to clubs and gotten hit on by both guys and girls without getting his head kicked in by all the chiefs and banter lads? Why is Twilight happy to forget her life in Equestria to ever be in love with this Anon?

>>25993139

Still, it adds some pathos to things, I suppose. Reading these stories whilst imagining that Twilight's psychologically broken and that her trying to visit Anon's parents is some desperate, grasping way to put some normalcy into her life, some attempt to rationalise an existence where she'll have to spend the rest of her life in hiding, never to see her friends and family ever again, or to see her niece/nephew be born. To get to be a mother herself. To live her life in Equestria. Her home.

Or more simply, you can just imagine that this isn't Twilight at all. It never was. This is just a changeling that came to earth. A changeling that's taking advantage of Anon's deeply-rooted loneliness. And using his love to metamorphosize into a Queen. And is going to build the first changeling hive on Earth. Anon is not her husbando. He's just food.

Anyways, Spike being a YouTube gamer/advertising schill/obnoxiously greedy Twitch streamer? That's the most plausible thing I've read here. I can get behind that, I guess. And enjoy the bump, if anything.

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>>25993139
>Or worse, in Jessi Jinx's case, relegated to being nothing more than bedroom furniture
Nein. It's a consensual relationship.

>Dota 2 > LoL
Fite me 1v1 IRL and not online fagit, see wut happens.

>Crossdressing and head kicked in by all the chiefs and banter lads?
Never heard of a gaybar?

>Why is Twilight happy to forget her life in Equestria to ever be in love with this Anon?
Season 2 Twilight, no real responsibilites, shit'll get explained later.

>>25993139
>>25993155
I think you're taking these stories far too seriously...

>>25992755
Dad-Anon is a cool guy.

>>25993230

>>25993559
What?

>>25992755
dude this could be a great series though. anon and twilight trying to explain their love to the world without anon getting locked up for beastiality....

>>25994336
I like that Idea.

>>25931674
This faggot is from the isles, likely Scottish!

>>25991675
i got it anon, you are the most based of all the anons

Bamp.

>>25992127
Holy shit...
>>25992755
Atleast the father gives a fuck about him
You realy nailed it with the pase right there anon
>>25993139
>post s5 twilight
>no wings
Pick one

Skipping the arrival and bonding is not the best for the characters but it should be clear what is going on and we have something to think and i like it

Sadly she dropt her "plans" on going back but that does not mean she can enjoy life
Sure the relationship with anon seems to make her happy but only because he's the onlyone around and she still is a socialbeing and needs someone to love
She accepted her new life and is trying to make the best out of it and naturaly she feels "safe" wanted and loved by anon
Enven tho his mother fuckt everything and the whole "mistake" could have damaged it beyond repair she will put up with it cuz she can't affort to loose
another home
>>25995655
Checked

Thanks anon, i was thinking about making a monthly or weekly challenge
200€ price pool for oneshots need to think about how to start it tho
Anyways i like the story and i think for being a leech in the fandom all those years i can give something back to ppl entertaining me
Keep it up my friend

Bump before bedtime.

Page 8 bump.

Page 10 save

#LTM

Think I might take a crack at one of these twi vs parents. Seems interesting and i think i have a decent story. Ill start tomorrow.

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>>26000668
please do

>>26000668
Do it my friend
More storys more fun

>>26000668
Thinking...S2 twi? Most realisitc. Not a princess and still has free time. Whoever said that earlier, I agree.

>>26000811
I don't get that guy, twi has a lot of free time. She spent three days organizing 20,000+ books, FOR FUN

>>25992127
Well that was pretty realistic if I do say so.

>>26000668
Thats cool, can´t wait to see it, mate.

>>26000811
Season 2 Twi is best Twi for that type of story.

Bemp

>>25993139
I've been wondering why noone's tried one witha premise other than "Twi's dropped onto earth". There's so many other ways to do it. (Trans-planar portal [publicly known or not], pone!anon, flip it around and have it be about twi's parents).

hey guys, sorry, took my sweet time with some stuff
thank you money anon

i´ll post green in a couple of hours

I'm a fucking walking paradox
no I'm not

>>25989599
>”so, what are we gonna do today, honey?” she said while placing her hooves on the table
Im not really sure, having a 2 month vacation from work is actually kind of boring when you don’t know what to do with it
>”uuh! Maybe we could go to the beach? What about the plaza? I would really like to go and buy a swimsuit for our honeymoon vacation and...some other “stuff” that I know you´ll love”
>she blushed a little and gave you that pervy look that you didnt knew she had until you both tried the kinky stuff some time ago…good memories
>you grinned like an idiot at the idea of your sexy pony on lingerie
That actually sounds like a good idea, lets go to the pla-
>ring ring…ring ring
>you stood up and went to the telephone at the kitchen bar
Go grab your coat twily, we´ll go to the plaza in a minute
>”oki dokie!” she jumped off of the table and went trotting to your room with a happy face
…God, she is so cute
>you pick up the phone
Anon´s place, this is anon
>”hi anon! This is mommy!”
Oh hi mom, how are you doing?
>”Oh, im great, thank you, and so is your father, how have you been?”
Everything has been great mom, im on vacation from work for a couple of months and everything is going perfect so far, I gotta say, I didn’t expect a call from you, something wrong?
>”nothing at all darling, as a matter of fact, everything is going to be better soon!”
Oh yeah? Why is that?...wait…is that dad´s traveling mix tape that im hearing in the background?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTGrfs5TXM
Mom…where are you?
>”surprise! We are in a road trip”
…a road trip to…where?
>”a road trip to visit my son and his beautiful fiancé, i presume, we´ll be there in a couple of hours! Oops, gotta go, your father is gonna get us in trouble again, kbye!”
>…silence, she hang up
>”im ready anon!...spike?, why is anon sweaty and staring at the wall?”
>he looks at her from the kitchen
>”…adunno…”


i got lazy today

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>>26003139
Here's the better version!

>>26003162
thanks you, i was looking for it in my folders but they are all a mess

>>26003201
No prob Bob

>>26003141
I like where this is going tho

>>25921314
bump

Twilight vs Anon's parents

>"Anon, stop pacing around the room. you're making me uneasy."
"I can help it, Twilight. this is really important! what if something happens?"
>Twilight gently sets down her book on human anatomy being sure to mark her place
>"everything will be fine, dear." Twilight gives you a smile as she hops down from the stool
"how could you know that?! they're my parents! My father! you don't know him like I do"
>Twilight halts you with her magic
>"everything is going to be just fine."
>Twilight's smile fades as she moves into a kiss
>you both melt into one another
>your clock starts to beep
>Twilight pulls away from you and smiles
>"it's time, let's go say 'hello' to your parents"
>you pull Twilight's hood over her head so no one would see her
"yeah, let's go"
>you both walk down the long hall way side by side
>you come to a door. you know whats be hind it. you reach for the handle
>"Anon wait! I not sure I'm ready."
"you were just talking that big shit like two minutes ago!"
>"I don't even know your dad's name?!"
"is that all? you'll find out in a second when I introduce you guys."
>she gives a small smile knowing you'll be with her
>you open the door to the next room
>lights flood the dim lit hallway you and Twilight are standing in
>the roar of fans cheering as Twilight comes into view
>you make your way to center ring
"there he is" you point to the boxing ring in the middle of the room.
>"Anon, I don't see anyone in the ring..."
"you can't see him? just use your magic Twilight I'm sure it'll help... I hope"
>you help Twilight get on the ring's floor
>the iron bars drop down from the ceiling
>"you didn't tell me this was a cage match!?"
"Twilight it's okay. this is my fathers name EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>26004676
1/10 not even a smile

>>26004676
Well that was.... Something
You could have atleast proof read this crap before hiting the submit butten

>"Yes Dad, my car is fine and I can make it there okay."
>Your father pesters you about your mystery girlfriend for the 5th time before he finally gives in and lets you go."
"Anon, why don't you tell your parents about me? The truth?"
>Twilight stared inquisitively, waiting for some kind of intelligent response.
>"I don't know how they'll react. I mean, you remember how Celestia acted when she first met me. My parents would probably be the same."
>She glares silently.
>Shit. Maybe shouldn't have been so honest.
>Another slow minute passes before she responds.
"Okay! Then I'll just do my best to make sure I leave a good impression with them."
>Yeah, that'll be interesting.
>2 miles to home.
>Dust churns around your car as it bounces down a narrow gravel road. Fields and trees surround houses in vast expanses. The familiar surroundings of home began to fill your view.
"What are they like?"
>Twilight asked, crawling up onto the passenger seat from the floorboards.
>"They're both a little old fashioned. Kinda religious, my dad will probably be in shorts and flip flops mowing the lawn. My mom will probably be cooking or cleaning something. They're great once you get to know them. Both very open."
"What about them?"
>From the far end of the driveway, you could see a small group of people standing by the house.
>"They're my sisters. They'll love you."
>Slowing to a stop, the dust cloud following your car catches up and surrounds you car, completely engulfing it in hazy brown dust.
>"Well, here it goes."

>You step out of the car and a shorter redhead attaches herself to you waist.
>"Anon! You're home! Where's your girlfriend?"
>"She's in the car, she gets kind of car sick."
>The three females look expectantly at the car, waiting for the dust to settle.
>Your mom is the first to speak
>"Well, where is she?"
>"Well, there's something I've been meaning to tell you guys."
>"Oh God you're gay."
>"No! No. It's well, she's-"
"Hello! You must be his mother, I'm Twilight!"

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>>26005203
On lunch right now. I'll post this one and finish later.

>Silence. Except for the drone of a lawn mower in the distance.
>Twilight shys away slightly and frowns. Her eyes dart back and forth, finally resting on you, watering with fear and pleading.

>"Oh. My. God."
>The younger redhead breaks the silence.
>"She's so cute!"
>Well, that's a kind of relief.
>The two exchange greetings and Twilight visibly perks up.
>Your mom grabs you and pulls you to the side.
>"She's a horse."
>"She's a pony."
>"This is beastiality. This is a sin against God."
>"She's an intelligent, sentient being. She's smarter than I am."
>"She's still an animal."
>"You're still being unwelcoming."
>The two of you exchange hushed whispers for a few more moments until your older sister interrupts you.
>"You weren't on vacation! You lied!"
>"No I wasn't. I was accidentally pulled through a space-time warp into another universe. Sorry I didn't call!"
>"I'll tell you guys the story later. Let's go inside."
>Your mom hurries off inside without another word.
>Fuck. This is going to be a really shitty visit.

>Your two sisters are engaged in quick conversation with Twilight.
>Your mom is staring at you from behind a glass of tea on the other couch. She hasn't spoke in 20 minutes.
>The back door slides open. A large goateed man covered in grass and dust stands in the doorway.
>He looks at you, then to Twilight, and back to you again. His chest heaves slowly with deep breaths.
>Goddammit. Him too?

>"Well, at least it's not a man."
>"Baby!"
>A pillow hits him in the head from somewhere near your mom's vicinity.
>He chuckles and walks over to the couch.
>"I'm Alex, Anon's dad. Nice to meet you."
>Twilight perks up and responds brightly
"Hi! I'm Twilight Sparkle! It's a pleasure to meet you too!"
>Your dad turns to you,
>"C'mon boy. Let's talk."

>"I'm not angry. Or disappointed really either. But son, a horse?"
>"At least it's not a guy, but answer me honest. How do you feel about it?"

>>26005203
Well shit anon now i want to know how celestia reacted you can't just leave it like this
I hope

Story real good so far you get right into the action
Im not sure if you're going somewhere with the being religous thing not realy educaded in religion so i have no real idea
But i seem to remember that there was something about a talking goat

>>26005442

I'll hit that part later on today. back to work

>>26005408
You have it backwards. Twilight's dialogue is suppose to be greentext while Anon is normal since it's from his point of view.

>>26005408
I Love it!

>>25964962
Source

great, another story!
awesome
____also rescue bump____

>>26006785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk2TSYd8_M8

>>26007703
That was.... Desturbing

Bumpin´

Late night. just got home. work sucks i know. she left me roses by the stairs

starting back up in a little bit

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>>26005408
>sentient

begone with ye, page eight

>>26005408

"I think she's a wonderful girl. She motivates me to do better and has a well thought out plan for her future. I really like her."
>"Sounds like y'all are doing good. Any future plans?"
>"No. He's going to leave her."
>Ugggggh.
"Mom, I love you, I really do, but I'm not having this conversation about her right now. I just got her, I want to relax and enjoy time with my family."
>She stares at you menacingly and contemplates her next move
>The girls giggle from out in the living room
>"No son of mine will have any sort of relationship with something like that."
>She's really pushing this
"Baby, she doesn't seem that bad, just talk to her, I'm sure she's alright."
>"Fine. I'm going to finish dinner then."

>Everyone ate in silence
>Your mom said grace and made a point to emphasize 'God's Creation'
>Twilight shoots you nervous glances on occasion whenever she and your mom make eye contact
>Your sisters whisper to each other and giggle occasionally
>The older one finally breaks the silence
>"So, you guys fuck?"
>You snort in your drink
>Your dad and little sister both break into hearty laughter
>Your mom scolds you sister
>Twilight breaks into a deep red blush and sinks her face into her bowl
"We, I uh,.."
>the phrase "premarital" floats across your mind
>you clear your throat
>"Well?"
>Your sister blinks a few times with a feign innocence in the form of a wide smile
"We, are an adult couple."
>Your dad intercepts with another question
>"So, what do you do?"
>Twilight looks up, still blushing, but straightens up and clears her throat
>"I'm a student of the princesses, I study under them and report my findings. I receive payments for furthering research in various subjects, with the biggest and current being friendship."
>Your family stares in silence
"She's the private student to the two god-queens ("princesses!") of her world. Social bonds have some sort of magical power there and she studies it"
>"Wow."