Nightly Scilight Thread #78

What the fuck happened to the other thread OP?

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>>25919396
first again
for midnight a cute

>>25919411
Thought Jeff's pic would be better for the OP. I apologize for the fuck up.

>>25919416
But you weren't first.
>>25919427
That's cool senpai, just got real worried when I left and then the thread just died.

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So who do you think is the best person to forbidden love twilight
I think twilight is the best person to do that

No offense, but I don't like the op. How did you figure a picture like this would be best? Or are you just trying to win favor with Jeff?
>inb4 whiteknighting
>inb4 "Y-you're just s-salty/buttblasted!"

I'm seriously curious

>>25919681
jeff made it as a little christmas surprise for us

>>25919616
that's gay.

>>25919396
>suggested prompt
samuel l jacksonlight when

>>25919681
I asked him to, because I'm the type of narcissistic ass who likes to see my art at the top of the thread.

>>25919695
But why not just get Twilight nerd in a skimpy elf christmas outfit, and ask if she's wearing it right? Like I was gonna draw for you guys :(
Or Twilight Naked, but covered up with miseltoe hanging over her genitals and covering them up? Like I was also going to do

incoming high functioning autistic girl shit. will begin writing post 1 at 11 mountain time at the latest

paste has been updated
http://pastebin.com/hd0usy3y

>>25919737
I would like to see them

>>25919695
Well he was a bit fucking late on that one.

>>25919820
he posted it in the last thread

>>25919755
I think you should update when your going to post as frequently as possible, because that's totally necessary and not annoying at all.

Have a countdown every 5 minutes or so just in case I forget.

>>25919852
I do that just as a heads up and to allow other writers to go in the mean time

Hey guys, remember me? I might start writing tonight, sorry for the absence.

>>25919915
No one else does it as frequently as you though and let's be honest you can post when ever you like, who gives a flying-fuck if others' unmeditated attempts to dump are postponed?

>>25920009
I dunno, man

>>25920029
Good, then just post when it is convenient for you. I must teach you in the ways of self-advancement.

>>25920009
just don't be rude man

>>25920074
I try not to be, but this is not a hugbox, If someone is being retarded then they should be called out for it.

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_______
>It's not much of a drive to the museum, as it's pretty close to Crystal Prep.
>As in a 10 minute drive without much traffic.
>You and Shining don't speak much; you're on your phone, catching up on the news as Shining drives.
>You just have moments where you don't feel like speaking, and thankfully, your brother understands that.
>Shining pulls into the museum garage.
>"Jesus..."
"What?"
>"Parking's so fucking expensive in this city..."
>You look at the board.
>$20 for an hour.
"Yeah, that is pretty bad."
>"You're telling me, sister, but hey."
>Shining takes the ticket out of the dispenser.
>"I do this why?"
"Because you like the science museum?"
>"Well yeah, that. What else?"
"Because I'm your favorite sister in the whole wide world?"
>"Correct!"
>Your cheeks turn slightly red.
>Shining drives, looking for a spot.
>Usually, parking is pretty hard to find, with nearly every spot taken in the multilevel garage.
>However, it being after a school day in September, it isn't nearly as grating as it might be in the summer.
>This is especially noted with Shining's lack of colorful language during the ordeal.
>"You ready?"
>You force a smile, forcing eye contact.
"Yeah, I'm ready."
>"Let's do this!"
>You both get out of the car.
"Excelsior!"
>You run ahead.
>"Whoa, man! Wait up!"
>You giggle as Shining chases you to the entrance.

No need to make your updates a novel now, just take like 5-10 minutes to type it and go to the next one because I hate reading looooong updates. That's what deters me form reading any other story other than Trap and Sperg

>>25920264
>Your family is a member of the museum, so thankfully Shining doesn't have to purchase tickets as he shows the clerk a membership card after he catches you.
>"So, Twily. Whatcha wanna do first?"
>You think.
"I dunno. What do you wanna do?"
>"No, no, no. We go wherever you wanna go, Twily. You lead the way and I follow."
>You give it another thought.
"Alright, then. I think I've got an idea..."

>You lead your brother to your first exhibit of choice: an U-505 Submarine.
>With the membership, you do not need tickets to enter.
>You look up at the massive ship.
>"Wanna race?"
"Uhh..."
>"First one there's a rotten egg!"
>Shining runs off, you chasing after him.
>By some miracle you manage to beat him!
>You beat a football and former track star...
>Wait a second...
"Shining?"
>"Yeah?"
"Did you let me beat you?"
>"...maybe? Or maybe you're faster than you think!"
>He gives you a sheepish look.
>You two both laugh.
"Never change, Shining. Never change..."
>You both enter the submarine and explore.
>You look at the inside with awe and wonder, all the little, old gizmos that made this thing go years ago.
"Pretty neat, eh?"
>"Some good shit, if I do say so myself..."
>You look at a video narrating the history of the vessel with your brother.
>The ship, and old Nazi vessel, was captured by the Navy in the Atlantic in 1944.

>>25920400
Sorry about that. Sometimes I take a bit to write.

>>25920426
>You and Shining continue exploring, seeing everything from the bunkers (which you are not allowed to sit on, unfortunately) to the deck, to below the ship.
>You are mesmerized by everything you see, and you assume your brother is, too.
>Every little detail, every little fact, it's all history.
>All of it.
>You love this stuff.
>After a while, you and Shining exit.
"That was so cool!"
>"I know, right?"
"Yeah! Did you see how huge those torpedoes were?"
>"Yeah, man. I wonder if they still work."
"I'm pretty sure they're disarmed, Shining."
>"Ah. So what's next, sis?"
>You walk, Shining following.
>Today's a great day to be here.
>There aren't that many people, and it's not too loud.
>You have no reason to be anxious, and your BBBFF being here is just icing on the cake!
>With no line ahead, you and Shining climb into an elevator and head down into the coal mine exhibit.
>Just the two of you, it seems.
>"Hey, this is gonna be awesome!"
"Yeah, just the two of us!"
>After a short while, you two exit the elevator and are met by the middle aged tour guide.
>"Welcome, welcome to the coal mines!" he says with a smile.
>"Follow me!"

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>>25919616
the Shimmigrant, of course
She's the only one who can hold hands with Scilight
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302690/you-can-lead-your-bacon-horse-to-water

>>25920524
Seems...comfy.

>>25920577
that's because Jeff covers your heart in comfy so he doesn't hurts his fist when he punches you in the feels

>>25920610
Are you theorizing that OP IS Jeff?

>>25920632
My theory is that Jeff feeds on broken feels
this place is basically a buffet

>>25920640
jeff is just a parasite for the feels
EqG on the other hand is the Feel Eater

>>25920524
>The tour starts with an interesting sight.
>You and Shining see mined coal being loaded into trains.
>"Over here, coal is being weighed. From the trains, it is emptied into this large hopper..."
>You notice coal being dumped into the hopper.
>"...called a skip, which brings the coal to the surface."
>You continue on, still following the guide.
>"Over here, we have a sump pump, which takes water seepage and removes it to the surface."
>You see the grey, gooey seepage sink through a hole.
>"Reminds me whenever I have to take a dump."
>You look at Shining.
"Really? Was that necessary?"
>He softly laughs.
>You groan, and the tour continues as you enter a room.
>"And here we are at the safety room..."
>The tour guide demonstrated various ways of testing methane gas.
>"Man, I'd be a horrible safety guy."
"How so?"
>"I'd probably be too drunk."
"Oh, God..."
>Shining chuckles.
>You two follow the tour guide out, and board a work train.
>You see a roof bolter do its thing before the train embarks.

>>25920650
What the fuck is a feel eater?

>>25920664
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

(Just wanted to give you a response)

>>25920665
Someone who survies purely on the feeling of others

>>25920698
I guess he'd be dead for real this time then, because he hasn't posted for a long time. Unless he fucks with people in real life.

>>25890271
What's this I about Sundong?

>>25920664
>You pass various "rooms" on the ride, showing the evolution of coal mining, disembarking in each room.
>"Miners” operate machinery such as a room and pillar-type undercutting machine, a twin extension face drilling machine, and an automated coal loading machine.
>It's definitely fun to watch them work as you both investigate.
>"I could never do any of this."
"Why, because you'd be drunk?"
>"Well yeah, but it all seems...dangerous, you know? People die doing this."
"Yeah. Remember that accident in Chile a few years ago?"
>"Oh yeah! Didn't they all survive?"
>You nod.
>"Wow, that's amazing."
"Yeah."
>"Really makes you wonder what was going through their heads."
"Logically, probably fear mostly. Maybe they would go through the stages of acceptance throughout the whole thing. I'd imagine the miners were religious, so they probably prayed a lot."
>"Yeah. That's scary shit right there..."
>You and Shining eventually find yourselves going through a geology crosscut, examining fossils which are embedded in a shale.
>You open your backpack and let Spike take a peek at the fossils, making sure no one sees him before zipping it back up.
>"You think any of Spike's ancestors are in these things?"
"Heh. Maybe. Though I don't think dogs descended from dinosaurs."
>You finish the tour with a trip through a longwall mining room showing off modern mining techniques, followed by a visit to the control room, where you and Shining observe the closed circuit television monitors and the various pieces of equipment.
>The tour ends, and you two head up the elevator.
>"Man, that never gets old."
"I definitely agree. It's just so interesting, seeing what it's like being a coal miner.
>"Yeah. Hey, I was thinking we could get some ice cream. What do you say about that?"
>You smile.
"You know me well, Shining!"
>You head off to the parlor in the museum.

Cutting it here. Will try to finish this scene tomorrow, hopefully before the hockey game I'm attending.

>>25920610
Nigga you smokin? His shit is so forced, he may as well punch your forehead with brass knuckles with the word "feels" on it! You always see it coming, and he digs it in to the point of agony

>>25920885
I enjoy his stories
if its forced or not I still like it

>>25920972
Enjoy what you want anon. It's your right. Just don't expect me to pretend I don't ever see it coming

How does one get a SciTwi-like gf?

>>25921524
Its almost entirely based on luck
Those who are like twilight barely leave their homes for anything other than school or work so its based purely on chance

>>25921524
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

I just woke up from a dream about twilight
Basically twilight was on a little island that reminded me of myst and she had built herself a whole base on there that had a minitute farm inside the base, a kitchen, a bed, a labratory and a few other things
I dont know why I felt like sharing this but I did

>>25921570
And even then they probably have bfs if they're cute and more than likely they're fat and/or ugly and would reject you cuz you aren't chad

>>25921589
this

>>25921708
It's still related

What are some story recommendations? I'm ready up with R9Klight and caught up with Traplight and Sugarlight.

>>25923613

http://pastebin.com/3bzp8XgW

>>25923613
A lot of stories really

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>"What anon?"
>"You love me?"
>"as a friend..."
>"I see anon"

>>25923613
It depends on which Twilight you want.

>normal SciTwi
>space SciTwi
>dark magic SciTwi

>>25924100
That Anon clearly isn't from /nst.
Funny thing is, is that I have a strong dislike for 99.99% of females in the first place, yet here I am everyday of my life. I only act like a whiteknight to Twilight because I know she wouldn't take advantage of that if she were real. Right?

>>25924176
Women suck, but don't fall into delusion. Twilight does exist out there. Multiple ones. She may not have the name or looks, but she is Twilight in soul. You just gotta look, and stop clinging to pixels, and ink/pencil pictures.

Story returning as soon as I track down wherever I stored the old updates so I can complete the pastebin.

>>25924220
Well if you're a socially avoidant retard like me then that is next to impossible. Of course they exist but is it really worth the time and resources that it would take to get to that point?

>>25924433
good news for you but also bad
twilight is also socially avoidant which means if you find her you can be socially avoidant together
bad news is it will be hard to find her

TRAINERLIGHT
TONIGHT
11PM EASTERN
GET
PUUUUUUUUUUMPED!

We now return to "My Stroke Made me a Better Person"

Part 1: http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/U41EtFwC

>Waking up is like pulling yourself up from the depths of some deep, dark, lukewarm ocean
>The first thing you see is light, and a lot of it
>White-hot, it stings your eyes so badly that tears begin to pour down your cheeks, and you force them shut again
>When you raise your hands to rub as them, you find that your glasses are missing, and your arms feel leaded and weak
>"Twilight?"
>At the sound of that voice, your entire body freezes
>You rub the tears away from your eyes, opening them and allowing them to adjust to the blinding light around you
>You're seated in a narrow hospital cot, everything below your armpits wrapped in papery blue sheets
>Anonymous is seated in a folding chair next to your bed, an open laptop in his lap and two empty takeout containers on the nightstand next to him
>The two of you lock eyes for a moment, before he practically throws himself on top of you, wrapping you in a crushing hug
>"Holy shit, thank God you're awake! I didn't mean to hit you that hard, I'm so sorry. Oh fuck, they told me I caused a skull fracture and I thought that--"
"Get off me."
>"Oh, yeah, sorry."
>He sits back down, glowing with relief
>"How do you feel? It doesn't hurt to bad, right? I can go ask the nurse for some tylenol, if you want. Or maybe something stronger, if you think you need it."
>You roll away from Anon, staring out the tiny window in the corner of your room
>It's a cloudless, sunny day, as if nature itself was trying to mock you
"Go away."
>"Huh?"
"I said go away."
>"I... but... here, I'll go talk to the nurses, and--"
"No. Don't talk to the nurses. Just go."

>>25924912
>"NOOOOOOO I won't go." Said the green man

>>25924912
>Anonymous is silent for a moment, then you hear him begin to gather his things, tossing the takeout containers into the trash
>"If that's what you want."
>He shuts his laptop, and you hear him zip it into his backpack
>"I'll be by tomorrow, alright?"
"Go."
>You hear the sound of footsteps, the shutting of the door, and then you're alone

>A pair of nurses comes by later, asking how you're feeling
>You tell them you're fine, and ask when you can go home
>At that, an uncomfortable glance passes between them
>They hand you a tray containing a plate of scrambled eggs and a bowl of soupy baked beans
>Glancing down at the tray, you see there's neither a knife or a fork, just a soft-edged plastic spoon
>And when you glance back out your window, looking close this time, you see that it's reinforced with a wire grating
>The ceiling of the room is suspiciously low, and the walls are bare and smooth
>Not even bothering awaiting a response to your question, you push the tray away from you

>You're not sure how much sleep you get that night
>The nurses offer you escort you outside, if you want to go for a walk, but you decline
>And so you pass the day staring at the ceiling, imagining swirling patterns in its vast, endless whiteness
>Anon, true to his word, shows up again
>The sound of him knocking shakes you out of your little stupor
>"Twi? Is it cool if I come in?"
"Fuck off."
>You hear nothing else but the sound of his footsteps as he walks away

>>25924912
>New Traplight
>"Go away."
SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOO OH OH!

>>25925163
>Pushing away the only people that care about her and acting like a general ass

Who'dve thunk it

>>25925151
I think it would've been better if Anon's bottle would have killed him.

>>25925151
this anon was right
>>25920885

Goddamnit Jeff, i wanted Traplight to be happy

>>25925331
Traplight won't be happy till she's made everyone miserable, be it in her world, or ours.

>>25925360
Burn the witch! never thought I would say that about a Scilight but it has been done. Almost like that's not even her character any more. Fuck 'she' doesn't even have a vagina.

>>25925151

>You don't know if he's persistent or stupid, but he shows up again the next day
"I told you, fuck off."
>"Alright. But there's someone else who wants to see you."
"Then they can get fucked too."
>The next voice that answers you seems to drop the room's temperature twenty degrees by its mere presence
>"Twilight? Is it alright if I come in?"
>Your throat closes for a moment, and when you finally force your voice it, it comes out only as a harsh little squeak
"Fine. But he stays out."
>Starlight enters with soft, meek steps, her head bowed as she crosses next to your bedside, sitting down next to your bed
>"How... how are you feeling?"
>You shrug
"Great. Never better."
>"That's..."
>Starlight buries her face in her hands, fingers enmeshing themselves in her hair
>"I'm so sorry. I never meant for... I didn't want you to... I'm so sorry..."
"..."
>"I can't ask you to forgive me... but please, Twilight, please don't hate me. I didn't want to hurt you, I just... I wanted to see my friends happy. I only..."
>Her words trail off, and she stands
>"I'll go now. I'm sorry for bothering you."
"Wait."
>Starlight stops, her hand on the doorknob
"Why, Starlight? Why her? Why not tell me?"
>"You... you said you wanted to feel special. I thought it'd help you. I'm sorry."
"So that's all I was to you? A patient? A... a problem to fix?"
>"No, Twilight. Never. You were my friend, and one of the best I've ever had."
"But just a friend?"
>"I... I'm not sure, Twilight. As much as I know, this is still something that eludes me. I promise, though, if there's anything else I can do help you, please... please tell me."

>>25925436
"I just want to be alone now, Starlight."
>Starlight hesitates for a moment, then bows her head again
>"If that's what you want. I'm so sorry, Twilight."
"Goodbye, Star."
>After the click of the door, you return to silence

>You're not sure how much time passes, to be honest
>You drift in and out of sleep, asking the nurses to draw the curtains across your window, leaving you in a perpetual half-light state
>Your mom comes by as often as she can, but each time she does, you pretend to be asleep until she leaves
>How could you possibly face her after this?
>The only way you have to mark time is by her and Anon's visits, Velvet's quiet contemplation of your supposedly-unconscious form, and Anon's ever-hopeful requests to enter your room
>It could have continued on like that forever, if it hadn't been for the letter

>"Twilight? Can I come in?"
"No."
>"Can I give you something?"
>The change to the script was enough to slip past your guard, if just for a moment
"Give me what?"
>"They're finally letting Trixie send letters. She wrote you one."
"Trixie?"
>"Yeah. You want it?"
"Just slide it under the door."
>"Alright."
>You hear the quiet rustle of paper, followed by Anon's retreating footsteps
>Craning your neck, you can see the envelop lying on the floor, a good five feet from your bed
>How long has it been since you walked anywhere?
>You have to grip the bedframe and forcibly swing your legs over
>They feel numb and weak, and collapse as soon as you try to put any weight on them, sending you spilling to the floor

>>25925436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlv32UEazGc

>>25925779
"Does this look like the face of mercy?"

>>25925802
No, it looks like the face of someone with no life.

>>25919396
/r9k/light
has it made an update?

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>>25925930
no sadly

I believe in you EqG

>>25925930
Dude, r9klight is kill.

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>>25925436
a-at least she was amicable towards Starlight

i just want Traplight to have a happy half-dykeshit relationship

>>25925954
>>25925945
I try every thread.
He return one day, I'm sure.

>>25925615
>And so you're forced to crawl across the tile floor, scuffing your knees and ripping a hole in your cheap hospital gown
>The letter is addressed to your home, written in sloppy, childish handwriting that could only be Trixie's
>You pull yourself back up into your bed, drawing the blankets over you as you peel the letter open
>It slips from your fingers just as you get it open, and you realize they're trembling
>Easy, Twilight...
>You slip the letter from its envelope, unfolding it with quivering hands

"Dear Twilite

They're finally letting Trixie -- I mean me -- write to people! Isn't that cool!? They say Trixie -- I mean I -- have made really good progress! They say she's learning so much!"

>Beneath that, there's a crude drawing of Trixie surrounded by books, beaming
>It's... actually slightly better than your art, come to think of it
>As goofy as the drawing is, you find a smile creeping into your lips

"The other girls are meant to me sometimes, but Trixie doesn't care! A lot of the mean girls here don't have any friends, so Trixie laughs at them, because she has a bunch of friends. Friends she can right letters to now!"

>There's a drawing below that of a smily Trixie standing amidst a throng of sad-looking figures around her

"So how are you? Trixie hopes you can write back to her. I really want to know what sort of awesome things you been doing, and if you've seen any cool new shows! As soon as Trixie gets back, she has so many things she wants to watch with you!"

>>25925945
I believe in you EqG

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sunset is top tier waifu for twilight

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>>25926317
I've got the hots for the Shimmigrant.

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>>25926421
>tfw the Shimmigrants are stealing your twilights

>>25925972
They'll return in our hour of most need, when the general is on the brink of death and there are no more stories to tell.

>>25921708

Sounds comfy as fuck desu senpai

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>>25926437
>[This foxy slut is stealing all the Twilights]
>[Anons hate her!]
>[Click >here< to find out how to make SciTwi real]

>>25926704
10/10 would clickbait

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>muh crimson savior

>>25926735
Too bad Sunset is a magmar in Trainerlight, she can't steal the qt Pokelight. : ^ )

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Remember when I said 11 eastern?
I LIED.
http://pastebin.com/xatdzNKp

>Discord pulls a curtain across the vat.
>D:"This last process isn't for the faint of heart. The forming of the eyes, skin and all that is kind of... nauseating."
>He peeks and shivers a bit sarcastically.
>A few moments of suspense later, he draws back the curtain to reveal a fully developed Tyrunt.
>D:"TA DA! Rejuvenation completed! What you see before you is an almost identical replication of what this little guy was when he died, only BETTER!"
"He's... beautiful!"
>You place your hand on the glass, just staring at the little guy.
>M:"And you're just GIVING him to her?"
>She stares at him suspiciously as he shrugs.
>D:"Well it's not like I have any use for your MONEY, and this little guy was built to fight, not sit around a LAB!"
>T:"How long until he can leave that goop?"
>D:"As soon as you like! He's done, all she needs to do is capture him!"
>He points you to a small pedestal with a pokeball indentation. You pick a standard pokeball as his home and set it on the mark.
>The machine vacuums the ball into the tube, instantly catching him before he's even conscious.
>T:"Trixie doesn't think this is fair... he didn't even have a chance to fight!"
>Discord scowls as the fluid finishes draining away.
>D:"Ms. Lulamoon, are you trying to imply I'm being CRUEL here? Do you think so little of me that you would accuse me of MISTREATING POKEMON?"
>Trixie stares him in the eyes.
>T:"What if Trixie IS?"
>Discord grits his teeth, plucking the ball from the vat and tossing it to you.
>D:"Twilight, you should call out your new friend! I'm sure he'd love to meet everyone."
"Here? In the middle of your lab?"
>D:"Yes! Right here, lets see how HE feels about all this!"
>Reluctantly, you toss the weirdly greasy ball to the floor.
"Welcome to the future... Tyrone!"

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>>25927785
>The little guy comes up to your knees, he's somewhere below three feet but by the size of his jaw alone you know he could kill everyone in this room if left unchecked.
>He locks eyes with you, stomping closer.
>Inching towards your leg, he takes a deep sniff to determine what you are.
>Hesitantly, you run your hand through the white fur around his neck. He lets out a calming coo, giving you the courage to go in for a hug.
>You're just barely able to lift him, but you cradle him close to your chest as you do a victory spin.
"I have a living, breathing, FOSSIL POKEMON! EEEEEEEEEEE! YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
>You tip over from momentum, but Spike easily catches the two of you.
>D:"Now, does THAT little sweetheart look like a traumatized victim; or like a scaley lillipup?"
>T:"...A scaley lillipup. Trixie apologizes..."
>D:"Apology accepted! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go attend to some business, I'm going to have to ask you all to leave."
>He practically shoves you all out of his house, only just barely giving you time to call back Tyrone.
>M:"Wait! What about those stones? What are they even for?"
>Discord shrugs her off.
>D:"You girls are smart, or at least some of you are! I'm SURE you'll figure it out all on your own!"
>T:"HEY! Trixie is-"
>D:"Merry Christmas! See you again soon! *Slam*"
>You all stand in the cold, mildly confused for a few moments before walking away.
>Moondancer squishes her breasts together for a second to make sure her stone didn't fall out, then follows behind Trixie.
>T:"The GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE hates that guy!"
>D:"He's not perfect, but to be fair that was VERY generous of him."
"I know right? I can't believe he-"
>Discord opens the door and chucks a disk at your head like a Frisbee.
>D:"For your Pokedex girls!~"
"...I hate that guy too Trixie.

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>>25927913
>You decide to head out towards Celedon. As much as Saffron is calling your name, Moondancer really needs to buy something at the department store to hold her Keystone in.
>That and... the east entrance to Saffron is snowed in.
>Walking in the underground path is a little warmer, allowing you to hold Moondancers hand without gloves.
>As rushed as this relationship has been... her hands still feel like a perfect fit for yours.
>Trixie tries her best not to look jealous, but she's failing pretty badly.
>While it does bother you that she's uncomfortable... it's not like you two have much alone time. She's just going to have to grin and bare it if she wants to travel together.
>Moondancer leans her head on your shoulder as the two of you walk for a little while, breathing in the scent of your hair happily.
>M:"...Okay. ~"
>She dawns an inviting smile and peers back at Trixie.
>M:"You look a little cold back there Trix, come join us!"
>You turn to whisper in her ear.
"It's okay Moony, you don't have to..."
>She flinches a bit from your breath on her ear, then turns to yours.
>M:"I refuse to be a bitch on Christmas, and so should you. Just hold the poor girls hand, she's been through a lot!"
>Just as Trixies line of sight is broken, Moondancer discretely pecks you on the cheek.
>Your face bubbles up with crimson just in time for Trixie to wrap her arm around yours.
>T:"T-thanks Moondancer! Trixie was only a LITTLE cold though, Spike was taking good care of her!"
"I-I bet he was! That's my boy Spike, always so thoughtful! I'll have to buy some treats for that good old Spike! Heh heh..."
>It's suprisingly hard to keep your concentration when two cute girls have their warm breasts squished tightly against both of your arms.

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>>25928093
>Exiting the path, you all rush to the entrance of Celedon in an 'Every girl for themselves' fashion.
>Luckily for YOU, Spike picks you up and leaves the rest in the dust, securing you a few extra moments of warmth.
>You playfully hug Spike, making sure to remind him how much you love him.
>He's a lot more serious these days, but he'll always be your little goof ball on the inside.
>The girls finally catch up, staring daggers at you through snow dotted hair.
>Continuing through the gate, you make your way officially into Celedon City!
>And it's suprisingly... warm?
>Looking around, you see that there are heat lamps everywhere you look. They seem to be over every patch of flowers across the entire town!
>M:"What's wrong with this town?! The amount of power this must take is gluttonous!"
>T:"Trixie thinks your just mad because it's not sweater weather here!"
>Moony blushes, scowling at her.
>M:"That's unrelated! It's just pointless is all..."
>You tickle her side a bit, evoking a small shriek.
"Lighten up, I think it's pretty! Now let's find that department store-"
>Moondancer points to the towering building dead ahead.
"Lets go TO the department store and just shop for a while!"
>T:"Shouldn't everything be closed on Christmas?"
>You and Moondancer stare blankly into the distance for a few seconds before finally bringing a stinging, much deserved face palm upon yourselves.
>M:"ARCEUS DAMN IT! Why didn't you bring that up earlier?!"
>T:"Trixie thought it was obvious! Who's open on CHRISTMAS?"
"No one except Pokemon centers... and Gyms I guess?"
>Moondancer nods.
>Yeah... I guess it IS a Gym town. We could see if they're around but there's no guarantee.
>T:"Trixie wouldn't mind watching some battles, it could be nice!"
"That decides it I guess, we're off to find the gym!"

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>>25928351
>It takes a while to find the correct direction, but you manage to locate the gym.
>Just like the last gym, a tiny tree blocks your path. You opt to squeeze by it again instead of killing the poor sapling.
>There is a humble path surrounded by forest leading up to the gym. You can make out a shakey line where the snow starts again a little further into the trees.
>The gym itself appears to be some kind of greenhouse, which just screams 'Grass gym' to you. The lights are on, so you yank the door open and head inside.
>?:"Oh! Merry Christmas! I wasn't expecting any challengers to show up today..."
>You scan the room, trying to locate the origin of the voice. Plants of every sort line the entire place, making it hard to see anything.
>Finally after navigating the maze of flowers, you come to a clearing with a ton of pokemon and one young woman sitting in the middle of them all...
>With possibly the biggest rack you've ever seen.
>F:"Hello... I'm Fluttershy. I'm the Celedon City gym leader..."
>She squeeks shyly, writhing her hands together between her knees. A motion that, of course, squishes her breasts together in the most seductive way imaginable...
>You hate to objectify her, but you're just so mesmerized by her figure! She's almost as thin as you, but at least a cup size bigger than Moondancer!
>Honestly you kind of hate her for existing right now...
>M:"Merry Christmas. Are you accepting challengers today?"
>Oh of COURSE Moony keeps her cool! Now you feel shallow!
>F:"Well... Um... I COULD battle today. I mean, if that's what YOU want to do."
>She leans to the side, picking up a small velveteen bag from the grass.
>F:"Or um... if you promise not to tell the league... I could just give you the badges and you could join our party? I'd love more company..."

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>>25928492
"Wait, are you serious? Isn't a badge suppose to be proof of our strength as trainers?"
>She shrinks down.
>F:"Yes, but... Isn't knowing when NOT to fight a sort of, uh, mental fortitude? A GREAT trainer knows pokemon should enjoy a nice rest, and get pampered from time to time... right?"
>She puffs out her cheeks in what you guess is an attempt at looking serious?
>Moondancer shrugs.
>M:"I'm in if you are Twi, I think Chester could use some R&R."
>You look back to Fluttershy, who has begun slowly crawling on all fours towards Spike.
>Breasts dangling... swaying rhythmically...
"Y-You're right! W-what's the rush right? We should bond with our pokemon today!"
>T:"Are you okay Twilight? You're as red as a Crabby!"
"I'M FINE TRIXIE!"
>Moondancer starts cracking up, clearly connecting the dots.
>M:"Oh, don't worry about her, that's just ALLERGIES right? ~"
>You let off a fake cough.
"Yup! I'm uh... Allergic to pine trees! Nothing serious."
>F:"But the trees outside are maples..."
"Uh... Spike! I said I'd get you some treats didn't I? Oh where EVER will I find you your treats?"
>Fluttershys face lights up.
>F:"OH! I have LOTS of treats! I make them from scratch, I'll be right back!"
>She runs to the back for a few seconds, leaving Moony a chance to jab at you.
>M:"My my, I think SOMEONE has a type!~"
"Oh shut up, like you didn't know that already!"
>T:"What are you guys whispering about over there?"
>M:"Nothing important. Lets get our pokemon settled before she comes back!"
>After a torrent of pokeballs, all three teams are finally able to meet each other in a truely casual place.
>True to Fluttershys word, she comes back with treats and a couple of badges.
>Having officially reached the half way point in the Indigo League, you spend the rest of your Christmas lounging around and pampering the friends who got you this far so quickly.
>Needless to say, it was your best Christmas ever.

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>>25928618

>In the morning you awaken in a pile of fuzzy pokemon.
>Fluttershy insisted, in her own special way you guess, that you all stay the night.
>Honestly it's hard to decline an offer like this, it's practically a dream of yours!
>The night went so smoothly too, besides Tyrone trying to eat all the smaller pokemon...
>Which MAY have been most of them.
>But hey, he DID stop trying after you fed him, so you guess that's a plus!
>You notice you're the first to wake up, so you gently scoot past a few pokemon and wrap your arms around Moony.
>She got to be the big spoon last time... you want to see what it's like.
>Your fingers rest on the slight pudge of her belly as you snuggle into her hair from behind.
>She's a tad sweaty from sleeping in the cuddle pile, but somehow she still smells perfect to you.
>It's comforting... like being back in Kalos again.
>...OH NO!
"GIRLS OUR PARENTS!"
>They jump awake, including Fluttershy unfortunately.
>M:"What about our parents?"
>You sit up, clawing your hair.
"They haven't heard from us in MONTHS! They probably think we're dead!"
>M:"Oh, is that all? My parents don't care... My grandpa on the other hand I should probably call..."
>T:"Trixies dad has been dead for a while now... I don't think he's worried. Trixie never even MET her mom."
>Wow Twi, you and your big mouth!
"I'll uh... be right back okay?"
>Fluttershy pulls out a cellphone with little butterfrees on it from her cleavage and hands it to you.
>F:"Um... Celedon doesn't have pay phones anymore... you can borrow this if you need it.."
"Thanks."
>You excuse yourself outside for a little privacy, trying to remember your own houses phone number.
>When you finally connect, your parents are overjoyed to hear from you. You try to feed them some white lies to fill in the time gap, but you're not very convincing.
>After a solid hour talking on the phone, you finally convince them to hang up.

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>>25928789
>By time you make it back inside, everyones awake and ready for the day.
>You secretly hoped they'd go back to sleep... you were really enjoying yourself.
>Stupid responsibility!
>Handing Flutters back the phone, she meekly tries handing it to Moondancer.
>M:"I'm good, I sent him a notification earlier."
>F:"Are you sure? It's no trouble..."
>She shrugs.
>M:"Once he gets talking, he never stops. Gramps knows I'm safe and happy, I'm sure he's overjoyed."
>You and Flutters are clearly sceptical, but Trixie seems all aboard.
>T:"So we can shop today right? Trixie wants to get TM's!"
>F:"Oh, yes. The store should be open by now... but... um..."
"Yes?"
>F:"If it's not too much trouble... could we maybe be... Friends? On the PSS?"
>You and Moondancer let out a little chuckle, nodding.
"Of course! Keep in touch Fluttershy."
>She nods back, trying to look assertive.
>T:"Trixie wants one of those too! She will add you when she gets hers!"
>F:"Oh, that sounds wonderful Trixie! Have a happy new year!"
>With that you all head out north towards the towering department store.
>Each floor is it's own store, all with crazy after Christmas deals!
>The three of you split up for a little bit, all having different shopping priorities.
>You and Spike head to some of the upper floors to stock up on Evolution Stones and TM's.
>While you're walking around the stones though... you see something that catches your eye.
------------------------------------
>The three of you regroup on the roof, once again gazing over all of Kanto.
>From the look on their face, they had the same idea you did.
>You pull out a small box while Spike takes a glass case with a sky blue egg in out from behind his back.
"Moondancer, Trixie, you guys have made my journey wonderful so far! Thank you for being my friends... Merry late Christmas!"

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>>25928993
>Trixies eyes gleam as she steps forwards, eyes on both gifts.
>T:"Which one is Trixies?"
"The egg! There was a daycare man looking for a good home and... well, you beat ME! I figure a home doesn't get any better than that!"
>Trixies feet clack on the chilly roof tile in unbridled excitement. She wraps her arms around the incubation machine and squished her cheek against it.
>T:"This is the best gift Trixie has ever gotten Twilight... thank you!"
>She reaches into her bag hesitantly, producing a handful of Protein and Carbos.
>T:"The guy at the counter said these would be good... I don't know if they work but..."
"These are perfect! These must have cost you a fortune Trixie!"
>She blushes, taking a step back with her egg.
>T:"I'm glad you like them! Trixie KNOWS good product when she sees it!"
>She gestures to her new, once again, "Trixie Blue' PSS device.
>T:"I'll see you guys on the floor bellow us, this could can't be good for this little guy!"
>She scurries into the stairway and clatters down.
>Moondancer smiles, turning to you. She carefully takes the box and lifts the top off of it.
>M:"Let's see how well you know me... ?"
>She runs her fingers through the silver chain draped inside the box. At its center, a crescent moon made of amethyst dangles with a firm circular clasp to hold her Key Stone.
"I don't know if you already BOUGHT something but... It looked like your trainer symbol kind of so I thought you might like it?"
>Moondancers eyes well up with tears, holding the necklace in her hands.
"No no no no! Don't cry! I can return it if you don't like it-"
>She wraps her arms around your head and brings you in for a kiss.
>Her tongue pushes past your lips, dancing passionately around your mouth before yours finally joins it.
>Savoring the moment; you dig your fingers into her hair, holding the kiss until your desperate for air.

>>25929102
Done for tonight. Hope you liked the dump.

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Vestless SciTwi is tha best.

>>25929550
Twilight isn't even a lesbian though, so what the fuck? Neither is Sunset. Or have you and every artist who has made a drawing in that fashion completely forgotten that?

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>>25929641
I guess everyone in the world forgot that she isn't a lesbian and only you remembered

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>>25929691
oh wow, look at the time, is it Dykeshit o'clock already?

>>25929691
To be fair, at least sunset and Pony twi had a shared interest in Flash. Logically they are likely straight or at most Bi.
Sci Twi is basically unhinted at, but likely same as Pone Twi unless he have reason to doubt otherwise.

Feeding the trolls is fun, I missed this.

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>>25929763
time sure does fly

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>>25929773
Indeed
Dykeshit o'clock is one of my favorite times of the day

>>25929691
>>25929763
>>25929773
Then stop fucking posting that cancerous tripe you imbeciles.

How many fucking times do I have to ask this? For. Fucks. Sake.

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>>25929796
what? post more, you say? Ok then

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sunset must still be bad at walking

>>25920762
So nothing?

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>>25929816
I made the comment about the Twilight-Induced boner, and i think there was a story in another thread with Sunset being the trap

>>25929807
Fucking putrid god!
This is an injustice I swear.

If it were legal, I would slaughter Suncunt in an instant. Of course neither of them are 'real' but still.

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>>25929842
>If it were legal, I would slaughter Suncunt in an instant.

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>>25926171
Man fuck you Jeff

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>>25929842
What's that? It's an injustice that there's no more dykeshit in the thread? You're goddamn right!

>>25929842
Kill yourself

>>25929887
I love how you follow this like a sheep and never give an explanation why you like that repulsive garbage.

>>25929898
No, you

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>>25929901
>inb4 'it was just a joke!'

>>25929912
Heh, this is no joke. I hate dykeshit, and anyone who actually enjoys that, are both cucks and fools.

But you can redeem yourselves by not spamming the thread with this obscene drivel.

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>>25929935
I refuse to believe you're for real

get fucked, faggot

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>>25929935
twilight is usually pretty weak
but with the power of love she can carry sunset

>>25929954
Oh... getting a bit feisty, send your insults, it only proves you can't defend your shit taste.

>>25929959
How is this relevant?

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>>25929964
>How is this relevant?
The power of love is strong and twilight has that power

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>>25929935
>you can redeem yourselves by not spamming the thread with this obscene drivel.
>obscene drivel.
sorry Reddit, we won't change shit
This is not your fucking safe space, if you don't like it then you can fuck off to fingerbang

>>25929975
Fuck Reddit, fuck Fingerbang, aaaaand fuck you as well. Why don't you try not being a hypocrite?

You're right, this isn't a "safe space" for me OR you, so I am going to say the people who like this shit are fucking retarded all I want, just like you I assume.

>>25929964
>>25929964
Nigga, I'm not super into the lesbian stuff myself honestly, but it's amazing how butthurt you are. It's fiction, man. Pictures. Stories. All about a mediocre spinoff of a decent show intended for little girls. Take a chill pill.

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>>25929994
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>25929994
>people who like this shit are fucking retarded
Nice projecting, fag

>>25930009
It escalates, I'm never really mad in the beginning but when people purposely do things to piss me off to get a reaction that annoys me to no end.

They have every right to do this, and I have every right to react.

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>>25930050
>They have every right to do this, and I have every right to react.
just because you can doesn't mean you should

this pic really isn't lesbian but it's cute as fuck and i love it. friendshipping > actual shipping IMHO

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>>25930066
All shipping is good shipping
Except crack shipping, that's just for fun and sometimes not even that

>>25930050
>They have every right to do this, and I have every right to react.
And we have every right to call you a faggot.
See? It all comes in full circle.

>>25930066
If we can just come to a point of mutual respect then I think dykeshit guy will leave, it cannonically doesn't make sense for Twilight or Sunset to be lesbians is really the only point I have been trying to make over these months.

>>25930097
Okay, then the shitposting will never stop and we'll just end in the same position as we started. You can also be a vindictive cunt too but that won't get you anywhere.

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>>25930117
>it cannonically doesn't make sense for Twilight or Sunset to be lesbians
makes sense to me

>>25930136
Run on that progressive treadmill and see how far you get. Nowhere

>>25930136
It will never be established
Therefore it makes equal sense for Twilight and Sunset to be lesbian as it would be for them being straight
>inb4 Flashlight or Sunset and Flash get back together in EQG 4 and we go mad

>>25930117
>then the shitposting will never stop
Who the fuck said that I wanted it to stop? This general was born thanks to a shitposter fuccboi who abandoned his fans
maybe if we shitpost enough he will come back

>>25930161
didn't the producer of EqG1 say that flash has been reduced to a joke and they will likely not have any shipping for any of the main 6 in either fim or eqg

>>25930184
If that's so, we can continue shipping Twilight and Sunset with whoever we want

scitwi x big mac is my otp

:^)

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when did you start shipping sunset with twilight that includes fim twilight

I started about a month or two before Rainbow Rocks came out

>>25930227
I do not ship. Just not into it. Sorry.

>>25930161
A majority of females are heterosexual, so the safe assumption is that they are as well. Also Sunset is cannonically straight, so it can't be established in the first place. I think you just think it's cute to have a headcannon because they held hands for 4 seconds after the fight.

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>>25930241

>>25930241
>Sunset is cannonically straight
You do realize that Sunset said that she only dated Flash so it would make her more popular in Rainbow Rocks, correct? So it still could happen.

>>25930258
She could've dated a female for popularity too ya know, although the results would be a little different.

>>25930281
>She could've dated a female for popularity too ya know
Uhh, no. If anything she might be shit on for being gay if she did that.

>>25930294
>implying hasjew won't force a lesbian couple in the next film because 'so progressive'

>>25930294
Equestria is a very progressive city Anon, I mean both principles are female

>>25930294
It's 2016 minus 2 days
if you say you don't approve of homosexuals then you will be treated like homosexuals were 10 years ago

>>25930307
Lyra and Bonbon
:^)

>>25930320
remember officially they are just friends
hasjew needs to be progressive and what better way then the spinoff that has girls in high school who will become adults soon

>>25930320
This. Lyra and Bonbon would be the sacrificial lamb for that, appealing to both the fandom and other stuff. SciTwi and Sunset will probably stay friends. though that won't stop shippers from shipping them

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>>25930333
Trips confirm
Lyra and Bonbon want Flash's dick
ScilightxSunset confirmed for next movie

>>25930318
It's the current year people I mean c'mon!

>>25930354
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

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Well the Dykeshit argument seems to have died down
I still love seeing these two together

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Nightgood NST
Try not to post dykeshit too hard

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>>25930842
>Try not to post dykeshit too hard
I will try

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What other dykeshit pairings do you enjoy, /nst/?

I remember seeing a mini greentext about a boy anon who finds his two moms sunset and twilight "wrestling"
http://i.imgur.com/Ki5GBAk.jpg

>>25930241
>Majority of females are hetero
WOW, someone doesn't know anything about sexual science.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html

>>25933051
I hope you do realize that the Telegraph is a regressive left bullshit site right?

I thought you were better than that Chronos, of course, I've never read any of your stories so you're irrelevant to me anyway.

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>>25933478
I literally picked the first result just to site my point, if you don't like that one google it yourself and pick any one of the other news sites that reported it. It's not my JOB to educate you on human sexuality, I just find your tantrums amusing.

>>25933714
I think you should be grateful that I only do this roughly every month, I could do this every day if you want, maybe that will amuse you more.

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>>25933734

Dykeman is the cancer that's killing /nst/

>>25933748
I wish suffering on the people who post this on purpose to annoy me.

>>25933768
No, this is actually my vain attempt to save it. Surprisingly /nst got vastly worse after the movie for some fucked up reason

>>25933784
This guy makes me chuckle.

>>25933784
Are you saying...
you do all this...
FOR FREE?

>>25933887
Of course, this is my home! When I see this pathetic state it's in, I try will all my power to fix it.

I'm curious...what kind of person do you think I am in real life? Anyone can answer.

>>25933938
One of us.

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>>25933938
I think you're a big guy

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>>25933938
I love how mad you are getting at this

you are getting mad at lesbians from fanfiction that is based on a spinoff that is based on a reboot that is targeted at little girls

>>25933938
I think you're a cool dude who is trolling us. Honestly I only respond because it livens up the thread a bit these days.

>>25933981
That's certainly not the response I expected, I expected asshole, loser with no friends, etc.

I'm not trolling anyone, I would never waste this much time for something I didn't care about.

>>25933975
Is your tactic to simplify the subject so much that I realize how silly I am? Well It's winter break and I have nothing else to do. Also that drawing is perfectly fine.

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>>25934005
>Is your tactic to simplify the subject so much that I realize how silly I am?
my tactic is to post dykeshit because I think its cute

>>25934061
Well you can't be stopped, I just don't see why you people post it in high density when you know that's what gets me. This is what causes me to air the grievances after a while

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Oh wow, he's still awake

Don't be afraid to post now

SciTwi > Midnight Sparkle > EqG twilight > unicorn twilight > princess twilight

>>25923658

Eh, I should just post the rest of this.

http://pastebin.com/Hsm52Nie
http://pastebin.com/GWmKcnUP

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I wish to be the bacon girl

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>>25935678
I really want to be the bacon girl

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>>25935749
>you'll never be a sexy mare-turned-teenager with nice curves and brains

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>>25935836
>you will never have the cute book girl crush on you

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>>25935862
>you will never have both the cute pony princess and her human counterpart crush on you at the same time
Why even live?

>>25936216
Does anyone has the green inspired by this pic??
Or was this pic inspired by the green?

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>>25935886
>You will never be the horsegirl student
Line for suicide starts behind me boys

>>25929102
>You pull back softly, mouth agape as a thread of saliva dangles between you.
"T-that was nice.~"
>Moondancers eyes sharpen a bit.
>M:"J-just nice?"
>You smile awkwardly.
"'Nice' in the 'I'm speechless' way.~"
>She smiles back in relief, playing with the necklace in her hands.
>M:"O-oh, me too...~"
>She looks over the pendant, then flushes over for a second time.
>M:"U-uh... Twilight... I think I MISPLACED my key stone..."
>She refuses to make eye contact as she casually arches her back.
"Wait REALLY? That's awful! I'll help you look for it-"
>She shakes her head, adjusting her sweater.
>M:"N-no! I just FORGOT where I PUT it! Could you FIND IT for me?"
>She cranes her neck away from you in embarrassment, pushing her chest further towards you.
"Oh? ...OH!"
>You bite your bottom lip, eying up her hefty bust. With a quick look around you can tell its sufficiently private. Spike must have snuck away premptively.
"I-I think, I think I can find it... but I'll have to search pretty thoroughly...~"
>Moondancer starts to shake, from anticipation or from the chill you're unsure.
>You slowly slide your hands under her sweater, enjoying the warmth her body provides.
>As your fingers pry beneath her underwire, your lips find themselves intertwined once more.
>Your eager fingertips glide over the smooth flesh of her breasts. Her breaths grow hotter and faster as you explore every inch of her chest.
>Quickly pocketing the stone for safety, you use your now free hand to grab her plump butt, causing her to wrap a leg around you.
>Kneading at her soft mammaries elicits a wanting moan to echo into your mouth. She grasps at your back, giving no hint of ever letting go.
>Slowly, and very hesitantly, she begins to grind herself on you.
>You break the kiss, putting her mouth next to your ear.
>With a light tweak of her nipple, you help her pick up momentum.
>Her moans increase in volume, threatening to deafen you. With one last lustful thrust she collapses gasping for breath.

>>25936263
there was the short little one shot that jeff wrote but I don't think he put it in pastebin

>>25936301
>No one even reads your smutt anymore.
Why live : ^ )

>>25936821
Sorry what now? Was busy fapping.

>>25936821
I will when I get home but 4 pm at work is not a good time to read smut in my opinion

>>25936868
Why not? I wrote it at work = ^ )

>>25937102
That's different and you know it

>>25937301
>Chronos
>Knowing ANYTHING.
You overestimate my power!

>tfw you don't know if you're writing a character ooc anymore
I want to post this, but this and a million other things is making me so anxious I'm gonna die.

Is it just me, or does anyone else get depressed when they read shipping/smut, here?
and no i'm not dykeshit guy before the thread goes crazy, i don't hate that stuff

>>25938240

Just post it you fag.

>>25938281
Like, getting depressed when things go wrong in the story? I do
There was a story in Fimfiction i haven't been able to read again because Sunset was this close to kissing Scilight, but some magical bullshit ruined everything

>>25938423
Mostly getting depressed because that's stuff I have never experienced and I fear I never will

>>25938460
That is why I like dykeshit
So I can pretend that I am experiencing it

>>25938541
Fuck pretending, I want it to be reality, mang
Even if technically it would be straight since I have a benis

>>25938551
Pretending is better than nothing

I have come to a realization, What I need to do is have a more positive attitude in life, because being pissed and sad all the time won't get me anywhere to my goals.

Guys, we all know that Twilight will never be real but if you want to get to the closest possible thing then you have to be social with females, that's the only way. Now I may never do that, but I know some of you can.

I focus on one good thing I did today, and make it at least somewhat important, then I feel better. I hope you do the same.

I'm bad at introductions, so here's a twilot story.
Please enjoy.

>Your name is Twilight Sparkle
>Currently, you are enrolled in the prestigious Crystal Prep academy
>Additionally, you also have the highest marks in every single class you've attended
You've even enrolled yourself in some that aren't even taught anymore, as extra curricular learning
>That took some doing, but luckily the curriculum were just filed away, waiting for someone to dig them up and enjoy all that sweet, sweet learning.
>But that's neither here nor there
>Wherever here is
>Which is starting to look like a very real question that needs to be answered
"E-er..." It is hard to bring to mind any kind of real words to react to what you are seeing at the moment.
>No amount of learning could have prepared you for this
>Sugarcoat, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, and Sour Sweet are all watching you, without any glares, scowls, or even smirks
>Your five bullies from the past five or so years
>And they are expecting a reply
>"Twi...? You okay, senpai?" Lemon Zest repeats herself in a slow, calm tone, making sure her music was turned down a notch lower than the lowest you had ever heard it so she can hear you
>Your name is Twilight Sparkle, and you are very, very confused.

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>>25939261

>>25939261
...Go on.
(Also this is my last mini update tonight guys, just wanted to finish the scene.)

>>25936301
>Moondancer takes a few minutes to catch her breath, weak kneed and in your grasp.
>You pepper her with small kisses until shes able to gain her composure.
>M:"...T-that escalated quickly!"
>A chuckle passes your lips.
"I guess it did, didn't it!"
>M:"...Should I...?"
"No, we already made Trixie wait too long. Best if we don't push our luck."
>She looks down, ashamed, as you pull out her Key stone and snugly click it into her necklace.
>M:"That's not fair to you though... are you sure you-"
>You peck her on the mouth to silence her.
"Let's just say... it was good for me too.~"
>She notices your still shaking knees and smiles.
>M:"Glad to be of service.~"
>She adjusts her bra back in place and puts the necklace on, taking a few seconds to hold it up to the light.
"I trust you like it?"
>M:"It's perfect Twi... I've never felt so valued in my life!"
>She gives you a bone crushing hug, nuzzling into your face.
"Not to sound expectant, but... did you get me anything?"
>Moondancer nods, reaching into her bag.
>M:"It's dumb, but I didn't know YOU were getting us gifts so... yeah."
>She hands you a Dusk Stone with a tiny velvet ribbon wrapped around it.
"Where did you FIND this? They don't sell these here, I looked!"
>She taps her fingers together.
>M:"I found it in Mt. Moon a while back. I couldn't find anything that spoke to me downstairs so... I thought this might do?"
"Don't be so modest, this is exactly what I need! Faust will need one eventually, and now I'm prepared! Thank you Moony!"
>M:"No problem! Merry late Christmas Twi!"
>The two of you head downstairs and meet up with the unhappy pair of goof balls.
>Having successfully wrapped up business in Celedon, you all head out to see if Saffron is shoveled out yet.
>Lo and behold, it is!
>Tourist trainers take two!

>>25939261
Just now realize my new comp has very little twilot pics

>Earlier that day
>7:35 AM
>You're late for school
>Technically, you're late for being early to school
>Being early keeps you from encountering anypony who...
>Well anypony who attends Crystal Prep, honestly
>Unless a new, amiable pony transfers today, you don't really want to interact with anypony right now
>That said, you find yourself in the peculiar situation of dressing, eating, grooming, and running down the sidewalk at the same time
>For some reason, your alarm clock was turned off, and your cell phone was unplugged and dead, leaving you with no feasible means of waking up on time
>You didn't even bother making breakfast, opting for a manageable, on the go friendly apple
>It takes you until fifteen minutes of sweaty half-jogging, half-limping for your dazed mind to process that you could have asked your BBBFF (big brother best friend forever :) ) for a ride to school
>You noticed his car out on the curb but paid it no mind in your rush

>>25939372
>anypony
in EqGland its anybody
unless its intentional for the story
but please continue

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>>25939372
No Twilot pics?
Let me help you with that

>>25939388
I'm thinking this is ponyverse SciTwi! I'm even more interested now!

>>25939372
>>25939388
Too much rp swapped my pronouns

>>25939404
Thanks, senpai

>With a pant, you look at your watch
>7:52
>Looking up past your wrist, you see the outline of Crystal Prep Academy
>Five minutes away
>Still technically early, but most of the student body would already be entering the front doors by the time you arrived
>Darn
>With a sigh, you straighten up your hair one more time, making sure the stray hairs are all recollected and wound into your bun
>You slowly curl your fingers around the straps of your backpack and trudge forward, easing your breathing a bit, but feeling it rise again for a completely different reason
>Luckily you don't have class until second period. Free study and all...
>Then you don't have class with any of the particularly roudy or... Ehm, careless students you know until fourth period
>You can do this
>Just get through another week, Twilight
>Start with another Monday at Crystal Prep Academy

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>>25939404

>>25939372
>Just now realize my new comp has very little twilot pics
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=equestria+girls%2C+twilight+sparkle&min_score=&max_score=&sf=score&sd=desc

it has both scitwi and eqg ponytwi

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>>25939429
>>25939436
Apparently not
UNLESS it's 2 perspectives
If not, then i'm just confused

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They don't want you to have her.
who /DJKHALED/ here

>>25939463
Naw, I think he's just used to using pony pronouns like he said. Still, I'm into it, it shows promise.

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>>25939429
Neat, but not quite
>>25939444
Thanks

>Keeping your head down, you avoid catching the other students' gazes or attention as best you can
>Not many are here just yet, but enough to give you a reason to make yourself as inconspicuous as possible
>As quickly as you can, you walk to your locker, ignoring everyone around you as you do so
>Hopefully they will do the same, and you can get through another day in peace
>Placing your hand on your locker, you take a steadying breath
>Twist
>Twist
>Twist
>Click, locker's open
>You deposit your books and notebooks and pens exactly the way you like, and begin filling your backpack with the correct books and tools needed until you will return after lun-
>"Good morning Twilight Sparkle, I can see and smell that you ran here that's unfortunate did you sleep in or did your phone's alarm malfunction again?"
>You flinch so hard that you drop your text book to the ground along with three pens and a notebook
>You gulp, your breath catching in your throat
>That monotone voice...
>Without looking, you hear a huff and some shuffling
>You turn slightly and see your locker door opened further, Sugarcoat standing there with your school supplies in one hand and the door in the other
>She's giving you her usual blank stare
>And she's holding out your stuff to you
>You gulp and look from her face to the books then back again
>"Twilight Sparkle."
>You flinch at the abrupt name drop
>"Twilight Sparkle?"
>You gulp
"Y-yes, Sugarcoat?"
>Sugarcoat stares at you and your school supplies bob in her hand
>"You dropped these. You should be careful, next time you might end up dropping something more important into a place you can't retrieve it from which would be unfortunate to say the least."
>You blink and look down at your stuff, grasping it in both hands.
>You fight the urge to whimper as you look back into your locker, head tilted downward
"Th-thank y-you, Sugarcoat."

>>25939495
The suspense is killing me

>>25939495
Holy character limits, badman.

>There's only silence until you hear the locker next to you opening and its contents being rifled through
>You glance over and find Sugarcoat still there
>Which is weird since her locker is nowhere near yours
>The air is caught in your throat as it dawns on you that Sugarcoat isn't here to terrorize you
>Instead it seems like she was doing something to that poor student's locker
>That's unfortunate for whoever it belongs to but...
>Fortunate for you that you get one peaceful day
>...
>No, that's not right.
>Sighing, you rub your forehead. You shouldn't take joy in other's misfortune, no matter how good it is for you
>"Twilight."
>You flinch again, gripping your stuff tighter this time
>A gulp, followed by a glance and you're face to face with Sugarcoat again
>She's staring, unblinking
"Y-yes?"
>She turns to face you fully, slinging her backpack onto her shoulder.
>"Can I borrow your lab notes? I forgot to bring my chemistry notebook to class on Friday because I was preoccupied Thursday night studying for a calculus test."
"O-oh, um... Sure."
>You turn to your locker and grab your chemistry notebook, handing it to her.
>She nods and slides it into her backpack. "Thank you, Twilight. Professor Bond told me since we are friends that he would allow me to copy your notes as is without suspecting any cheating, which is good because we both know how suspicious he is about cheating students."
>You slowly nod.
>Professor Ionic Bond. Right, you're in his chemistry class this year
>But Sugarcoat isn't
>As your mind drifts off, Sugarcoat tilts her head
>"Twilight."
>Another twitch, and you're back to reality
"Y-yes?"
>Sugarcoat leans in a little.

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>>25939532

"Are you okay? You seem nervous, which isn't unlike you, but it is unlike you to be nervous around me, at least as far as I've been able to surmise from past experiences."
>To further punctuate or just make you nervous, she takes a hard step toward you, causing you to slink further away, almost cramming yourself into your locker
>You shake your head and look down, turning back to your locker.
"N-no. I'm f-fine."
>Sugarcoat was out of your sight, but you could hear her distinct heavy footsteps as she backed away.
>All you could hear was a thoughtful humming and then the sound of the locker next to you being shut.
>"Okay. If you want to talk about it you know full well you can always talk to me or the others anytime. That was the purpose of my giving you my number."
>With that, she just walked away.
>You shiver and hold your head.
>Was she being nice to you?
>Can Sugarcoat be nice?
>You sigh and set your head against the back wall of your locker.
>Maybe Cadence can help you figure it out. She's always been so supportive.
>Even though she can be busy sometimes.
>A smile forms as you think of her. Being dean of Crystal Prep could be hard, but she and your brother always made time for you.
>Still smiling, you stand upright and make sure no one's looking.
>The hall is clear except for...
>Lemon Zest, who is sitting on a window sill, blowing bubbles. You just now realize you can hear her music.
>You stiffly turn back to your locker and look up, smiling again.
>There's a picture you drew when you were in first grade. Its of you, Shining Armor, and Cadence, all in crayon and poorly done up.
>You allow yourself a moment to enjoy the warm feeling in your chest before closing your locker.
>Your smile drops however, as soon as you turn around.
>There is Lemon Zest, standing over you. She has her fists on her hips, which are swaying so very slightly