Horse Cock>Human Cock Prove me wrong

>>25887733
But OP, there is nothing wrong with your statement

>>25887733
>implying I wouldn't give a horsecock a godly licking while simultaneously mocking faggots for worshipping human cock

m8

A good taken care of and kept clean horsecock is just so much nicer than a human cock.

It's squishy. It's warm. It's long and big. It flares. It has better colours. Etc.

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All of us here enjoy the horse cock. You're looking at the wrong community to argue with.

>>25887733
Horse dick doesn't last long enough.

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>>25887872
Nice meme

>>25887872
You don't need to feel inferior, Anon

>>25887860
Speak for yourself.

>>25887733
>floppy rubber-like horse cock is superior to solid, all-penetrating human cock
Bullshit and you know it.

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>>25887942
Wow, its like your a faggot or something, besides your completely wrong

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>There are people on this board that don't like horsecock

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>>25887959
>its like your a faggot or something
>dat grammar

Can't share a vid because of "muh spam"

What do?

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>>25888002
>I have no counter-argument
>I'll just find a mistake in his grammar

>>25888018
Link it?!

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>>25888169
Jesus Christ anon

http://animopron.com/downloads/

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>>25888169
>mfw hearing the christmas mlp music while watching this

>>25887839
Sounds like you're talking from experience.

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>>25888193
>That miscellaneous folder
I was not prepared for this.

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>>25888169
Wow a whole minute

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You know, the cartoon ponies we see are more human then pony, literally the only thing that sets them apart is their anatomy, real horses are terrible to mate with, they carry diseases, and they smell really bad. Besides, if you make them uncomfortable, they will fuck your shit up, they can be very aggressive but also very nice.
Equestrian ponies act, think, and behave like a human would, its understandable to have an attraction to them, obviously because they follow Henson's law of sexual attraction (is it of sexual maturity for its species etc.)

Sorry to say this, but 'Horsefucker' doesn't mean anything unless you want actually fuck the stable dwelling equine

>>25888491
How do you see a relationship between a well to do mare and a fit human male developing?

I'd love to hear it.

>>25888432
Five star post.

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>>25888491
Keep that denial up, always fun to see

>>25888497
Maybe work on your English then post again
>>25888521
Sorry, but the denial is in you

>>25888523

not that guy but the English was just fine, just lacking hyphens in well-to-do

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>>25888503
Nice meme

If all these faggots who's only connection to pony is "but it's human" would fuck off it would be much, much better.

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>>25888546
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>25888491
>there are people that actually believe this
If you want to have sex and masturbate to FiM porn, you're a horsefucker

Do you fap to human genitals on pony? Disgusting and disgraceful. Do you fap to proper horse pussy/dick on pony? You're a horsefucker. No mental gymnastics can twist it any other way.

>>25888538
Oh shit, an ms paint comic
>20 minutes
Now i know its bait

>>25888523
Alright then. Just for you.

I'd like to hear your opinion on the notion of an Equestrian - styled mare and a physically fit human man getting into a romantic relationship and how it would develop. What would they do to garner the attentions of one another? Surely not all fiscally stable and attractive mares and men walk around with signs stating "single; only equines/humans may apply".

>>25888566
You never lasted 20 minutes in bed?

>>25888567
Human gets frustrated because he can enter catch the signals and body language of the mare. Mare gets equally frustrated.

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>>25888567
You know, you're not making a point here.
Real horses =/= Cartoon Ponies

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>>25888575
>implying anyone here has had sex with a real woman
>implying 20 minutes is normal human stamina
If your going to pull shit out of your ass, maybe move your out first

>>25888594
*head out
fuck this stupid phone

>>25888169
dude
bro

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>this thread
It doesn't matter when you all get cucked by Niggers and Zebras

>>25888653
t. Alberto Zebrosa

>>25888578
I'm pretty sure they could read one another.

>>25888580
I'm not really trying to make a point. I was asking for an opinion.

>>25888594
Not him, but it's totally possible to last greater than 20 minutes with a woman. It isn't hard. Not to mention fun toys like cock rings that also keep an erection at its hardest after orgasm. There'd be many ways about this besides simply controlling breathing or pacing practice.

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>>25888432
Kek

>>25888653
Why the Portuguese flag?

>>25888594
Point of order: I'm married and can last longer than a half hour depending on how horny I am and how badly my wife needs to orgasm.

Isn't the reason animals don't have sex long to do with vulnerability in the wild?
Like they do it quickly to avoid other animals finding out?

>>25888678
cuz dei wuz kaingz

>>25888670
Most humans are already shit reading the body language of one another. And you expected them to manage to pick up all the subtle kind horses have?

>>25888694
I don't get it. Sorry m8.

>>25888684
Second in this. I don't get why people wouldn't think men could pick up cute little mares and fuck them literally into a stupor in any sexual position desired (thanks, arms and strong back) providing they weren't out of shape or suffered from premature ejaculation.

>>25888692
Not at all. It's actually a pretty good theory, but there are predatory animals that have fast sex and herbivores that have alow sex. It all depends on the species mostly. Which is worthy to note that out of all the horse breeding I've seen, I've rarely seen more than a handful even pass the one minute mark.

>>25888716
huh, is sex not pleasurable to animals?

>>25888709
Mares can vary greatly. Some can need an hour while some only need a few minutes.

>>25888725
It is. Many animals have a clitoris. This is a huge giveaway that sex is supposed to be stimulating to them. No need to explain here that mares have pronounced clits that are very sensitive to stimulation.

The testicles of a man smack perfectly into a perky clit of a mare, greatly enticing them. Most stallions don't fully penetrate because it would force them into a vertical position and therefore make them compromised for balance. It's one of the reasons their penis even need to be so long to begin with.

Also, penis size and vagina size vary wildly between species and breed of horse. Sure none of them are going to be as small as humans, but some of them are pretty darn small for their size.

>>25888735
Another case in point as how humans make wonderful sexual partners for them.

>>25888725
I would think not. I'm just assuming that it's like yawning or sneezing to them.

I don't have a source now, but apparently a bunch of mares 'harassed' a stallion into sex after they realised he was sterile and couldn't get them pregnant.

>>25888777
If that where true, their species would die out

>>25888491
all meme aside, this

>>25888491
>The are terrible to mate with, carry diseases, and smell really bad
That's why we stay away from human sexual partners and have fun with nice, warm, fluffy, and clean horses. Which will love you in earnest.

>>25888169
I want to do this to Big Mac while Applejack watches.

>>25888800
underrated digits

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>>25888800
Find source please fampai

>>25889135
It's really hard to find anything when you don't know what to search for specifically.

Though you can find some reports here and there in horse foras where they talk about that kind of thing. It's rare.

Mares are bullies anyway.

>>25889162
You have no proof of this.

Also how the hell would mares know a stallion is sterile?

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>>25888923
Like and share for more

>>25888809
What? If mares take awhile to orgasm they'd die? Incorrect. All that matters is that the male climaxes and then that alone would be all it takes to pass on genes. Female climax is optional. Thus is why all women have different means of climax but all men need to climax the same way during sex in order to procreate. Time until female orgasm is largely meaningless.

>>25889162
>mares are bullies

Fucking what?

>>25889294
I said that's I have proof at hand. I had proof once.

>>25889314
Mares are bullies, especially to Geldings.
They can hurt one pretty badly.

>>25889323
I never said that*

>>25889135
>So this is spiral energy huh?

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>>25888594
>implying lasting twenty minutes in bed isn't normal

>>25888169
wew lad

>>25889367
They're just a premature ejaculation sufferer.

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>>25889367
Really? i mean im still a virgin, i cant fap for more then like 6-7 minutes at least..
Is there something wrong with me?

>>25889990
Same. Jerking off isn't fun anymore, it's just another task that I have to get done. So I try to force myself to cum, that's why I only last ~9 minutes jerking off. Try to ease yourself and enjoy wanking. You'll easily get around 15 minutes.

>>25889990
Legit shit 7 is pretty fast. Not super fast but still pretty fast bro. Honestly you should aim for around 20 or 25. Me and the wife have sex and it's usually about 45 mins long with a few pauses when she climaxes here and there when I pull out and gently spank her. She whines and says she doesn't like it, but she fucking jumps on my dick every time afterwards.

The little sexy fucking woman.


Unf.

Brb. Going to go day after Chrimpbus fuck my wife.

>>25890046
9 isn't totally horrible but I wouldn't ever brag about it.

>>25887733
Human cocks disgust me, but horse cocks are A-okay.

>>25890046
>Jerking off isn't fun anymore, it's just another task that I have to get done.

>late at night, time for bed
>lay down, get comfortable
>years of conditioning equate bed time = rub one out time
>Damn, now I'm hard
>rub it out
>alright, done
>time for sleep

I want to enjoy it again...

>>25888169
why does this give me a boner WHY

>>25890136
Horse cocks made me open to human cocks, and now I'm bi_. Horse porn is a gateway drug.

Where's that flow chart image that shows how furry porn makes people gay? It's kinda like that

>>25887733
My mares tell me otherwise. ^_^

>>25890196

My otherwise tells my mares. ^_^

>>25890196
My ^_^ tell me mares otherwise.

>>25890196
My mares ^_^ otherwise tell me.

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>>25890219
I want Reddit to leave

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>>25890223
o_0

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>>25890272
Go fuck yourself with a cactus until you bleed out and die

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There are people here who are married and have a normal functioning life
NORMIES FUCK OFF

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>>25890196
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>>25890272
Pure cancer, kill yourselves you fucking autistic retards

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>>25890321
>12 seconds
Wow, who made this?

PonyXPony > HumanXPony

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>tfw you realize you spent boxing day afternoon arguing about cocks

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>>25888594

>people on here that actually believe no horsefucker has ever gotten laid ever or could possibly last 20min in bed or longer

Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean that applies to everyone. Also, I can fap and bust a nut in under 2min but the times I've actually fucked a girl it's ranged from 10min to over 45, once you get some real experience you figure these things out. I've had sex on ecstasy for hours and never came. Bodily functions and actions are affected by tons of variables.

TL;DR: You don't know shit.

>>25890335
>HumanXPony > PonyXPony
Fixed.

>>25890557
Shit taste detected

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>>25890480
I bet that shit was so cash. I'm always getting mad stupid fresh amounts of pussy, too, my dude.

>>25890563
Autist detected.

>>25888042
And what was your counter argument?
>You're a faggot and you're wrong.
At least he actually attacked your statement in some way instead of the kindergarten tier "nuh uh you're dumb because I'm right!" argument you had.

>>25890136
tru dat bro