skeletons and show tunes

>>25871975
Kill yourself.

>>25871975
And then some autistic would make a video about this and it was given the "Pooh's Adventures" style.

>>25871975
>how does Jack Skellington's trip play out?

Obviously, he hires three kids to kidnap Celestia, then puts on her crown and tries to spread friendship to all the ponies of Equestria.

It does not end well.

>>25872051
>CMC hired kidnappers

>>25872097
Cutie Crusader skeleton minions!

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What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair
What's this?

he bones everyone

and no, i won't apologize for my awful pun

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>>25872151
What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's ponies singing songs

What's this?
The streets are lined with
Little foals laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone brony?
What is this?

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>>25872188
There's foals throwing parties
Instead of throwing shit
They're busy building friendships
And absolutely no one's dead

There's frost on every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside

>>25872215
>instead of throwing shit
He came from Halloween Town, not /v/.

>>25872240
>oogie's revenge

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>>25872215
Oh, look
What's this?
They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They're gathering around to hear a story
Roasting chestnuts on a fire
What's this?

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>>25872305
What's this?
In here they've got a little tree, how queer
And who would ever think

And why?
They're covering it with tiny little things
They've got electric lights on strings
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

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>>25872326
Oh my, what now?
The foals are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No trolls, no SJWs here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure them in their dreamland
What's this?

The monsters are all missing,
the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around

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>>25872360
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere

The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?

>>25872408
>The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere

>everywhere

the omniponetent pink one has found him

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>>25872240
>implying there is a difference

>>25872476
>the omniponetent pink one has found him

everybody scream
every body scream
in this the town of poooonnieees

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>>25872476
>the omniponetent pink one has found him
Pink Guy?

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>>25872582

>>25872698
GIBE DE PARTY P0NK!

>>25872747
>pink Van Wilder leans in close to jack and whispers against his skull
>"you found my doors in the woods? there's this beta as fuck dude through the green clover leaf door called 'Anon' who would call you a nigger aaaaand a faggot in the same sentence"

>>25872859
See that clover door back there?
It's the door to an old imageboard site.
Used to be that you could just walk right in and start posting.
But believe me, that gate's sealed for a reason...
We don't go to 4chan anymore.

>>25873012
>ponks and jack look at the sealed cloverleaf door
>they jump back when they hear an angry muffled noise from behind the door, but lean in close and listen hard.
>"....Go back to /b/ .... you shitty namefag!" they heard whispering on the wind
>"is this that 'autism' thingie i heard so much about?" enquired jack
>ponks shook her head "nope but if you want to know what autism is; just tell the door that you're a skeleton and that you're here to be spoopy and win the war"

>jack steps up to the door and yells "/vg/!"
>"undertale is to skeletons; what twilight is to vampires!"

>the door flamed angrily
>pinkhorse ripps off jacks skull in excitement and presses it to her nose so hard she scrunches
>"i didn't know twilight was a vampire!... that's.... soo.... COOL!!"