>Hey Anon, I stole your first kiss while you were sleep'n!

This is a shitty greentext prompt and you should feel bad.

>>25863043
You nigger! How will a pretty mare love me now?!

>>25863043
Ugh, gross, thought I tasted Big Mac.

>>25863043
"And I stole your virginity while you were sleeping"

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>>25863043
I hate you.

>>25863043
And I should care.....why?

>>25863060
This is the real Pepe

>>25863101
This wouldn't actually be your response.

>>25863105
>Everybody is a pedo like me
inb4 reddonychan

>>25863102
dumb pepe connoisseur

>>25863102
How funny, I didn't even mind this pepe at all, just passed right by him. Why did the smug cancer have to happen?
Why did /r9k/ have to happen?

>>25863122
If you thought that this was sexual at all, then you're the pedo, family.

>>25863043
Steal my virginity next

>>25863043
That's adorable. Go find a switch.

>>25863147
>Anon payback is stealing her virginity

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>>25863147
Apple Bloom doesn't know what a "virginity" is.

>>25863060
smart frog poster

>>25863241
She gon' learn when she gets hers stolen

Why would you even kiss anon in the first place AB

>>25863271
Yeah, I'm disgusting. I'm not even smart enough to not insult myself.

>>25863261
There is no such thing as a smart frog poster, I'd just call him a normal guy using a reaction image.

>>25863358
dumb shitposter

>>25863043
Unless you stole it from my penis, it doesn't count.
You should try again.

>>25863271
I'm actually good looking desu just socially shit

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>>25863046
NO! We need more sultry Apple Bloom.

Holy shit you're a talking horse

Applebloom Applebloom Applebloom Applebloom

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>>25863043
Hey Applebloom, I stole your vaginal lips while you were sleep'n!

How cute.

writefags pls

>>25864547
I'm one. Just don't know what to write about this.

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>>25863043
That's rape you shitlord. Have fun in prison

>>25864773
They fuck

>>25863043

No you didn't. You're like, 13 years too late. All you did was Give me your first kiss.

>>25863043
Apple Bloom that wasn't my first kiss.
My first kiss was in kindergarten when I grabbed a girl and forcefully kissed her against her will.

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>>25863043
But I didn't get to experience it, please give me one more please.
Don't leave me like this!

>>25865064
Too easy.