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ARCHIVE: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/necropone/

PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST: >>25791542

[your PARTY decides to move towards the FARMHOUSE]

[attached to the door is a note. The door appears to be unlocked]
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That note seems like a lot of BS to me.
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>>25862119
We back?
Aw yisss
Go out in the field and check on the pone
>>25862137
Fuck off Carlos
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>>25862119
Sounds like it's time to raid the kitchen.
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>>25862119
Check that pone out in the fields
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>>25862119
>signed by Biggest Slut

Lets go to the field. No one suspected the farmers of being involved so there is no reason to snoop around in their house
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>>25862119
TO THE FIELDS
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Open the door and ask for something to eat
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>>25862175
>>25862188
>>25862191
>>25862195
[following the note's directions, you move towards the field to find who 'BS' is]

[skirting the cornfield, you soon hear the sounds of banging. Further investigation soon brings you to a mare hammering posts in the ground. It's a fairly big fence for ponies, something that even you may have trouble crossing. Barbed wire is wrapped around the rails. The pony is a lanky, haggard looking mare with her mane and tail wrapped up. She's wearing an old dress and a worn shawl]

[before you can get too close, the mare spots you and spits out the hammer]

>"That's close enough, strangers. State yer business or git."
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>>25862349
I'm here to hug ponies and smash liches - and I don't see any liches right now.
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>>25862349
boop his nose, pet and ask whats he doing
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>>25862387
>his
>mare
learn to read friend
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>>25862349
Ask the Bard to introduce us. Theyre a local, aren't they?
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>>25862387
her her nose
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>>25862349
Greet the pony. Do this in a manner that respects pony's personal space as much as possible.

"Anon The Hug Rapist" is not a heroic title that we need.
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>>25862433
I think this is a good idea.
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>>25862371
>>25862433
>>25862520
[you ask eyebrows to introduce you]

>"Hey Beanstalk, this is a monster and uh, his guide that are gonna help me kill the undead freak"

[you pose heroically. Your gloomy pony looks on disapprovingly]

[Beanstalk spits on the ground]

>"'Bout time. Need more folks like you around. Hell, not even the guards will try to get through those mountains now. Well, enough of that. What did you want me for?"
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>>25862666
Do we have any provisions yet? If not, try to scrounge some food out of her
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>>25862666
Find out exactly what happen.
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>>25862666
Information is always useful.
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>>25862666
Boop her and ask for some food while petting her
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>>25862733
What was she doing with that hammer?
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>>25862666
Tell her you will give her serious love
then boop both necropony and eyebrow pony
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guys you can't just run around and boop every pony
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>>25862888
Not with that attitude!
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>>25862888
not with that attidude
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>>25862888
He's right. We need to boop everyzombie too
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>>25862927
But not before we dipped our finger in that magic potion from the cauldron!
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>>25862957
shit, we have to go back to town now to do that
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>>25862957
Perfect plan
We can win this with boops alone, Necropone and Eyebrows!
Sword is just for show
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>>25862888
>>25862927
and every other thing in this great place
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>>25862666
let us in your barn door
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>>25862666
gonna hug ya
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>>25862666
Information: How many attack each time?
Do they have a pattern of attack or a direction they always come from?
How have they faired against them so far?
If we help with the fence/ or the next attack can we get some provisions?
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>>25862349
That fucking crow is back!
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>nobby died on his way back home
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D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-E-S etc.
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>>25862731
>>25862759
>>25863301
[first thing's first, you ask Beanstalk if she can tell you what exactly happened here. Every bit of information helps]

>"Heh, should have guessed that's what you wanted. They came in the middle of the night through the field, we were all in the house. My husband, Corn Cob, got up when they broke the door. They might be rotten pieces of shit, but don't think they're weak. There were about three in the house, six more outside. He tried to put up a fight, got a few with an axe. Didn't keep em down for long though, and all they needed was one good hit. After him, our daughter tried to save him. They got her in the neck, and dragged them both outside. Only reason we're left is because I tipped a lantern down the stairs. They can put themselves back together, but burning seems to keep em scared. That, or they already had what they needed."

[the mare with the guitar nods solemnly. You thank the mare for sharing with you]

[you ask if she has any work for you, and if she could spare any provisions]

>"Don't have much, but I've got some travel food if you're actually going through with this. I'll give it to you if you can bring me some MEDICINE or a DOCTOR, my boy's been bedbound with something for a week now."

>>25862830
>>25862882
>>25862927
[you boop the pony]
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>>25863447
>implying he didn't just get stuck on another mountain
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>>25863465
[your hand is INJURED!]
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nobby is not kill!

>>25863476
guys why did we have to boop the pony

ask why they reacted like that
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>>25863476
>right hand injured
noooooooo! that was our booping hand
we should ask necropone to kiss it better

and also ask where we could find a doctor
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>>25863476
NOT OUR BOOPING HAND!

Where do we find a Doctor?
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>>25863490
We need to stick to our guns, man. Booping is all we know.
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>>25863476
Snuggle to appease the beast
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>>25862666
Nobby's plane ... went down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun out ... there were no survivors.
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>>25863476

give pone 'i am dissapoint' look
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>>25863476
put hand in pocket and try not to cry while you lie about necropone being a doctor
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>>25863476
you don't solve problems using violence pony.
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>>25863521
I didn't know Bane was playing Necroquest!
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>>25863476
Whoa! How did she pick up the hammer fast enough to smash Anon's hand?
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>>25863476
Invite her to the party, we'll make a boop-ee out of her yet
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>>25863539
Of course!
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>>25863476
>>25863490
Of course she was going to react this way, she's lost her daughter and her husband, I doubt she's in the mood for snuggles and boops.
maybe after we help her though?...[spoiler/]
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>>25863579
Well you got your hand hammered, what's the next step of your master plan?
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>>25863476
Time to find a doctor.
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>>25863476
Ask necro pony to kiss your boo boo
then ask if the party can check on the colt, he might have some information also check out whats made him bedridden
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>>25863476
Fuck.

Hey necropone. Know any healing spells?

>bribe her with cuddles
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>>25863603
Crashing this quest with no unbooped ponies
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>>25863465
>>25863476
Try to cool her ire and apologies properly and with empathy for her loss.

Ask what kind of symptoms the son is suffering with and where we may find a doctor or medicine for her.
And our own hand
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>>25863465
>but burning seems to keep em scared. That, or they already had what they needed."

So they are afraid of fire? or have a weakness to fire
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>>25863649
This. Find the doctor and everything will work itself out.

And for the love of god, don't boop him.
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>>25863465
Find Doctor
Boop Doctor
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>>25863727
DONT BOOP THE DOCTOR!
They tend to carry sharp objects with them.
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>>25863465
So they attacked at midnight and there was nine or ten in total that night
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>>25863727
We need the doctor to heal/treat our hand not injure us further, don't boop the doctor.
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RECRUIT THE DOCTOR
PAY IN BOOPS
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pizza break, we'll be back on the air soon
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>>25863792
Pizza? what kind?
You better not say cheese pizza
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>>25863792
BOOP THE PIZZA!
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Vote to rename Necroquest to Boopquest?
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We are so going to die the moment we encounter an actual enemy.
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>>25863853

secondv this motion
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We're going to die before we even get anywhere near the lich with all these self detrimental boopings
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>>25863889
that's a possibility, but we have a necromancer on our side, death is not the end of the quest, just the end of our input over the functions our body performs

also how else are we going to level our boop stat high enough to defeat the lich with unlimited boopwerx if we don't use it on every available target?
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>>25863931
>And this.. is to boop even further beyond!
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>>25863853
reminds me of clopnow
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>>25863819
There are pizzas without cheese?
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>>25864054
Yes, and they are incredible bland and horrible.
Personally, Ham, mushrooms, black olives and green peppers. Stuffed crust and garlic and herb dip for said crust.
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i liek butts
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>>25863792
>nobby eats pizza
>gets tired
>naps
>wakes up the next day around 11

Why you do dis?
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>>25865641
Nobby has to trek through the mountains to retrieve his pizzas.
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>>25865659
kek
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>>25865659
aw fug he's probably lost again. we should crowdfund that guy a GPS thingy or some shit
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>>25865659
Probably on his own quest to slay a lich, and just wants to keep his spirits up with silly pony shenanigans in between encounters.
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>>25865882
What if Nobby is a Necromancer?
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>>25865890
I would snuggle.
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>>25865890
I want nobby to resurrect my Dick
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>>25865890
Porn
When?
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>>25865890
boop him
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>>25863476
Ask her why she's so afraid to feel love!
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>>25863931
>death is not the end of the quest
How did I not realize that until now?
All the booping made me forget about the violence awaiting us
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>nobby is one of the lich' prisoners trying to piece together his savior's stories from rumors he's heard

>it takes him time to reply because he has to hide his means of communication from the lich
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>>25866716
That would definitively limit our potential to boop with our boner though...
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Cmon nobby ;_;.
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C'monnnnn... dubs. C'monnn nobby, if dubs nobby gets back. C'mon get nobby if dubs. Dubs, don't fail me now... don't nobby me, don't dub me nobby.
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>>25863550
This, where is our Attack of Opportunity?
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>>25863550
>>25868180
she's a fast pony
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>>25868436
Did you get lost again?
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>>25868450
I had a lot of pizza
update soon
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>>25868454
Soonâ„¢
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>>25868454
DO IT
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>25863498
>>25863501
>>25863606
[you nurse your hand and ask the angry mare with the hammer where you could find a doctor]

>"Just in town, left of the clock. Hope you've got enough coin for him if you are going."

>>25863614
>>25863621
>>25863710
>>25863727
>>25863781
[as your group leaves the FIELD, you pull your cloaked pony aside to ask if she knows any spells to heal your hand]

>"I know pretty much the exact opposite of healing magic. Aside from basic defense and levitation, I've mostly got magic to kill and unkill."

[failing that route, you ask if she can kiss your boo boo]

[she asks if she can see your hand, then thumps you with her hoof]

>>25863614
[exiting the FIELD to the sound of resumed hammering, you move towards the FARMHOUSE. Inside on the second floor, you find the colt in his bed. He's awfully pale, and his face is shiny with sweat. He's still asleep, though gives a fitful shiver every now and then. The floor around him is scattered with used tissues, reminding you of home]
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>>25868811
DO NOT BOOP, WILL GET SICK
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>>25868811
Ask necropone if she can sense any magic on him.
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>>25868811
>that image
Dammit Nobby

>>25868846
This
also
boop the sick pone.
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>>25868811
When we get to the doctor we need to ask for his strongest potions.
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>>25868811
woah, I didn't really think that was you.

Your hand isn't a pressing issue (especially without the bits for it). Agree on having Necropone inspect the colt. Also agree on booping the sick pony.
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>>25868836
horse diseases cant make humans sick
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>>25868846
I LIKE IT
DO THING
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>>25868846
[you ask necropony if she can sense any magic or something on him. She nods and her horn flashes green, scanning the bedridden colt]

>"He's clean. Judging by the symptoms, I'm just going to say this is a cold. It always get a few kids around these backwater hick to- uh, more 'rural places'. He can probably be fine if he gets help, but time is pressing. We should head out tonight or tomorrow morning, the more time we take on this, the more time he has to bolster his defenses. Plus, I don't have enough bits to help every sick pony from here to Griffonstone. Nights can be dangerous, until we get to the mountain we should conserve spending to inns and necessary supplies."

[you consider this information, and boop the sick colt. You get some horsesnot on your finger. He gives a responsive cough, but doesn't wake up]
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>>25869023
Can we get a reminder on how much time has passed since the start of our quest? I forget how many days it is until he is all set up
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>>25869023
Well, I'd still rather help him. We can inquire with the doctor about the cost of treatment. If it's too much then we'll have to hunt down a chicken and make him some chicken soup, the ancient cold cure of our people.
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>>25869072
If it is too much we will just raise money in the town with our Bard :^)
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>>25869023
leave tomorrow morning
Don't wanna get possibly attacked/ambushed during the night, unless there's a full moon and it's bright enough to travel at night.
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>>25869023
If it is just a cold he will be okay r-right?
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>>25866930
What makes you think Necropone would have a problem with her lovers being undead?
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>>25869090
>traveling during a full moon
Are you asking to get attacked by a werewolf?
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>>25869132
What if it's a werepony?
Could we recruit the werepony?
Could we fuck the werepony?
Because that's my fetish right there.
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>>25869152
Abandon Lich quest

Roam the countryside until you find a werepony
Fuck the werepony
Marry the werepony
Spend several years of your life with them
Werepony passes away before you
Cry
Repeat
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>>25869169
Are there any stories about wereponies you know of? I know there's bat ponies out the ass but werewolves just go unnoticed in every medium, it seems.
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>>25869176
Why is it a werepony?
That would be a person who changes into a pony.
Maybe an equiwolf.
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>>25869183
The closest equivalent is just Horsewolf.
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>>25869023
Think about it like this: we help the little colt, that's one less soldier the lich can use.
Besides, unless either you or the bard has a few home remedies for colds, then we're going to have to do this the hard way.
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>>25869176
>>25869183
I remember seeing a resurgence of pictures for a while, but I haven't read anything about them

https://derpibooru.org/tags/werepony
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>>25869183
Don't go bein' a smartass, you know what I mean.
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>>25869023
>Butternut
I guess that's his name.

Did we ever even get names from our companions?
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>>25869023
Necropone has a point, even if we save a single child, the necromancer will continue to kill many more and amass his army while we waste time.
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>>25869225
I'd like to know the names of Necropone and Bardpone as well.
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>>25869241
It's Master of Cuddles and Eyebrows. What more is there to it?
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>>25869023
Wipe finger off on Necropone.
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>>25869355
>not on her cloak
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>>25868811
>The floor around him is scattered with used tissues, reminding you of home
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>>25869373
The part of her without the cloak is closer though.
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>>25868811
>that picture
Losst it.
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>>25869119
I don't think that, I think we'll be less able to perform in that state.
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>>25869023
Maybe the food supplies the Hammerpony mentioned are equal in value to doctor costs? Not to mention the extreme value of positive press that comes from good deeds that will increase the chance of getting help and discounts on the way. It might be tactical choice to help snotpony.
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>>25869234
I think there could be a point to going out of our way. Maybe we could convince hammer pony or doctor pony to come help us somehow. If not, it is definitely worth it to use this as an excuse to try to get some medical supplies out of the doctor. Think about it: our hand got mildly injured and Necropone is already totally useless. What are we going to do when a party member really gets injured?
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>>25870189
Problem is that we have no bits anymore.
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>>25870230
I like our chances of being able to convince the doctor into just giving us the stuff. Something something sick child something lich quest etc.
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>>25870270
Doctors are forced by their oath to help people, aren't they? Maybe we should just pick Butternutter up and drop him off at the Doc's.
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>>25870140
We could become the lich with the biggest dong in Equestria. All the mares would line up at our door to be fucked.
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>>25870593
>not being loyal to necrowaifu.
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If we have necropone, why doesn't she make her own army to face his?
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>>25870580
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>>25869023
Is that colt a mare, with the last name Dubs?
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>>25869023
Maybe the doctor has healing magic and we can convince him to come with us.
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>>25870897
cause lich already has all the dead?
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>>25870897
That takes time and corpses. She has neither.
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>>25870897
She spent all her time trying to summon a semen demon
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Ask sorceress horse (sorcerorse) if it can resurrect our injured hand.

heck, can she kill and resurrect us into a badass undead warrior?

i think we should give that idea some consideration, ok.
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>>25870315
Maybe that would be best for Butternut, but what we really want to try to do is get the doctor to give us way too much stuff so we can take most of it. If we just dropped him off, we might get nothing.
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Necromancing from p10
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p10b
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>>25874248
>>25874253
>>
NEGROQUEST
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>>25874248
>>25874253
necromind
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we should try to give necropone some bellyrubs as soon as possible
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>>25868811
Boops aren't enough I see, cast Lay on Hands and PET the sick pony.
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necrobump
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Booping the thread
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merry necro
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more necrohorse when?
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>>25880664
>hey anon. Some fat dude was lurking on my roof. So I killed him and raised his corpse! What do you think of this new type of zombie?
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>>25881268
nice tuft window
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>>25880747

>Undead meatball on high ground.

Good. Bowl'em over and set corspe explosion o standby. Passers-by will never see it coming..
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>>25882158
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>>25875503
make it happen mlp
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>>25883974
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>>25879992

Necropone, raise OP, plz.
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>>25886605
OP probably has a stomachache after eating too much christmas shit like me.
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>>25886841
Busy with family, I'll start a session when I'm done snowshoeing tomorrow.

Merry Christmas, guys
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>>25887067
You don't even have to mate, you should take your time and don't burn yourself out too early, I love your stuff too much.
Enjoy your normie life while everyone is around and happy
Merry christmas. Faggot.
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>>25887067
Merry Christmas to nobody.
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>>25887180
Don't worry about me burning out, this will have my attention for a while. The only problem is actually finding time to run it.
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Necrobump
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I can't believe necro is ded
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Will we have an update ? Find out tonight, TODAY!
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Seems like people giving up hope on the thread
Hopefully nobby comes back
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>>25891042
It's the Christmas holidays, it's understandable that he doesn't have a lot of time right now.
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>>25892434

Necropone is adorable. She needs more cuddling.
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>>25890420
>hype
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>>25893532
That cloak also leaves her butt free
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>>25890420
>today's matches brought to you by
>toucan blast
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>>25893576

>pet necro
>accidentally touch her butt

What does she do?
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>>25894071
Run.
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>>25894156
Necropone is way hotter.
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Resurrecting the thread from it's page 9 grave
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>>25895329
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Alright, necropone later tonight.

Not sure when, at least a few hours
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>>25896681
Hype
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soon bump
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>>25896681
niga its like midnight
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>>25897887
stop sleeping you nerd

are you a gay or something?
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>>25898140
Am gay, am awake.
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Boopquest hype
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>>25898888
No no more boops we have one broken hand because of boop
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>>25898917
We have our left hand still.
The sinister hand.
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>>25898888
Ps nice quads
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>>25898921
Yea but we are half as handy
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>>25898929
Not booping with the "art of eight limbs".
It is characterized by the combined use of hands, elbows, knees and feet.

Then theirs are trump card
Our nose
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>>25899420
>feet
Please do not kick the pony in the face.
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>>25899435
You say that like that isn't our fighting technique.
Death Boops
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>>25899435
Not booping pony with your toes
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>>25899420
The Booper booping with his booper?
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REAL QUEST HOURS WHO UP


gotta get set up and ready, then we're good to go
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>>25899721
Me, I'm ready
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>>25899721
God damn, nobby, it's like 2 in the morning.
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>>25899742
what, are you some kinda pussy who needs to sleep?

Grab a drink and take a seat, we doin this till at least 4
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>>25899721
Lurker reporting in, damn your irregular sleeping nobby, you are ruining my sleeps too!
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>>25899755
First, sleep IS for the weak.
Second, dubs.
Third, i'm hopped on coffee and horny as fuck
lets do this
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tfw central europe

11:18am
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>>25899755
>we doin this till at least 4
nigga it's already five, I should have been in bed hours ago
I can't be doing with this
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>>25899800
Central US, 4 am ...
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>>25899812
*smacks your ass*
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>some anon puts nobby's name on
>hey we'll update soon
>just a couple more hours
>just a bit
>still nothing
>meanwhile americucks die of sleep deprivation

glorious
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>>25899721
Red leader standing by
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>>25869072
>>25869193
>>25871879
[taking a minute to consider your options, you tell her that you still want to help the colt]

[she sighs and mutters something, but starts to pull out her horsewallet all the same]

>"Alright, but if the doctor's costs are higher than this, you can pay on your own."

[You received 10 Bits!]

>>25869355
>>25869373
[when she's not looking, you wipe the pony bogies on her cloak. Mission successful]

>>25869090
[you tell her the three of you should head out in the morning. Eyebrows nods from the doorway]

>"Fine, we'll hole up in that dive bar tonight. I'll pay for the room, but don't expect much else."
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>>25900099
Well, not much else for us to do then go and check out our room.
Maybe pat Butternutter on the head before we leave and tell him everything will be alright.
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>>25900099
We need to find something to wrap our broken hand in.
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>>25900154
Isn't it just a bit bruised?
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>>25900155
It's our booping hand, you can't be too careful.
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>>25900099
This is your moment. Sneak in a very stealthy ear scratch of gratitude with your healthy hand.
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>>25900173
This.
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>>25900099
I think we should go to doctor
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>>25900099
Once y'all get to the dive bar room call dibs on the bed

Also get some drink in you to forget the pain of your booping hand
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>>25900099

Claim the bed and use it as the beginning of your pony harem.
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>going to sleep in the quest means that we have to sit through the sleeping time irl
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>>25901173
What an immersive experience.
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>>25900099
Off to the doc.
Check'd
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>>25901299
It's like you're really there
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>>25901299
>>25905756
>we're about to travel through some mountains
>probably going to get lost
Nobby's dedication to his craft is amazing. I've never seen anyone so committed to authenticity
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Gonna shoot for a session tonight that's a decent length and hopefully another tomorrow, Tuesday's out for more mountaining
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>>25900099
I don't think necropone would be a very good evil lich overlord.
She has much too much empathy.
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>>25907440
Are you climbing Mt.Dew?
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>>25900099

Roll to channel our pure retarded determination into casting a healing spell on the colt and then having absolutely no idea what we did.
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Are you guys ready for more necropony adventures?
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>>25909757
BORN 2 BOOP, CAPTAIN!
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>>25909757
Nah
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>>25909757
i have a MIGHTY NEED to hug the gloomy spellhorse
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>>25909785
>>25909803
>>25909850
Okay. i'm gonna take a piss and then we'll continue
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>>25909874
Fucking nobby, I gotta get up early tomorrow.

Running this shit at midnight...
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>>25909874
So you'll be back in a week?
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>>25909757
>>25909874
Can't trust yall with nothing

I'm not even home right now
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>>25909938
Don't listen to this imposter
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>>25909948
>>25909938
>>25909874
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
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This is why the entire fucking board hates you mlpg
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Don't think I'm gonna make a session tonight, a friend's throwing a party.

Don't make me put on a trip
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>>25910338
Don't get so shitfaced that you can't draw magic horses in the morning.
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>>25910338
Fool! I have taken over this narrative!
You have already failed
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>>25910357
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>>25910338
STOP DOING REAL LIFE THINGS
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
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>>25910671
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>>25910338
>Don't make me put on a trip
might actually not be the worst idea, at least for quest related posts
>>
P10b
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>>25912429
quest is pretty much confirmed kill

let it go off the board anon
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>>25912445
>quest is pretty much confirmed kill

Not really, nobby is just too much of a normie to run it somewhat regularly.
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>>25912485
let it go
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>>25912510
kek.
Clearly someone has never played a Nips quest.
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>>25912576

>SpongebobKevinsAdoringFans.png
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>>25912944
>>25912576
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>>25912576
RIP nips, good night sweet prince.
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>>25912485

Happens.

Hardly a man to nail not having a life at first attempt.
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it's just nobby
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Lewd of Eyebrows when?
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>>25863931
You're over looking something Anon...
Lich's have no noses to boop
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>>25916319
that's why you use Soul Boop to boop the spectral image of the nose he once possessed as a mortal, reminding him of all his flesh-based emotions
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>>25916319
We'll see about that
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>>25916319
Only now do I realize the true power of the lich.
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>>25917901
Don't be fooled
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God damn mountains
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>>25920247
Is this part of the cyoa?
I say we have her sit on the toilet.
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Alright, let's continue
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>>25921160
>continue the ruse
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>>25921160
GET HYPE
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>>25921250
>getting hyped
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>>25920285
No, it's part of an older CYOA where Necropone summoned Anon to clean her bathroom.
The toilet tentacle monster ate him rather quickly.
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>>25921275
>not getting hyped
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>>25921583
>implying that isn't Anon rusing us again
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Sorry guys, >>25921160 isn't me. It's like 2am here, I'm getting ready to go to the mountains in the morning, gonna try for a session after that.
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>>25921229
>>25921250
>>25921275
>>25921583
>>25921639
shapeshifting is one of my many powers....also you will fail
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>>25921663
Ignore him
He's lying to you
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>>25921663
i hope you fall off the top
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>>25921677
>>25921160
Goddamn it you guys

I'll be using this trip for all quest posts and shit. It'll be on my tumblr so this doesn't get confused.

>>25921689
I'm not summiting this time
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>>25921677
Real nobby doesn't uppercase! Changeling!
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>>25921700
>inb4 still not him
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>>25921700
Hey asshole, stop impersonating me
>>
There's so much 'nob' in this thread
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>>25924619
you re a nob!

>>25921700
>>25924364
they re a nob!!

everyone in this thread s a nob!!!
>>
Even though nobby ain't here, or is here and just lurking. Should we go over an kind of strategy or relevant information that we've found out?
I'm getting kind of bored just sitting here and waiting.
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>>25925606
cannot hurt if someone writes up what we got so far I guess
though I would say it is too early for a real strategy, we still hardly know what is going on. we should start setting priorities though, otherwise we'll still be doing side quests by the time the lich reaches his full potential
>>
Well from all I remember and asked about is that during the attack on the farm there were around 10 or 9 undead. They fucking hate fire so that some good news. But they're very resistant to damage and just get back up again when knocked down. If we're spending the night at this place I would hope we have some time to prepare for an eventual attack.
>>
As for our status:
>Injured right hand

We've got an enchanted sword and 10 bits? I can't remember how many bits we were given at the start and how much we spent so I can't give an exact estimate.
a backpack and... I think that's it?
Companions are 'Necropone', we still haven't asked for her real name yet. And a bard who can hardly play a tune on her lute.

MO: kill the lich, allow Necro pone to ascertain power
SO: Find a doctor and help the sick son
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>>25925816
I don't want to sound too defeatist or resigned to our fate, but we're not exactly in tip top condition to be fighting off 10 or more undead.
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Boop.
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This thread's become severely overrun by undead nobby abominations.

Spoopy.
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p.10 bump
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>>25927227
nobbominations
>>
boop
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>>25925816
Don't forget that we only have a designated amount of time to stop the transformation (or at least disrupt his preparations for the transformation)
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>>25929591
And the nominees for the nobbomination nomination aaare...

>>25910338
Actual nobby!

>>25921677
Uppercase Nobby!

>>25921700
First tripfag nobby!

>>25924364
Second tripfag nobby!

Who will come out on top? Tune in next week to find out!
>>
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>>25933038
all me
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>>25934406
WhatATwist.jpg
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>>25934406
I was not prepared for this
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>>25934406
Image related
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this is dead as shit
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>>25936092
Like your love life
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>>25936135
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>>25936135
rekt
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>>25936135
>>25936197
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>>25921160
>>25921663
>>25921677
>>25921700
>>25924364
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT!?
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>>25936135
#rekt
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>>25937020
shoot them all
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End of the line
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>>25939591

Dunno why i'm still seeing this thread at 10th page after this anon's bump.. so here's a bump just in case.
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>>25939591

Not on my watch.
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>>25940739
nobby must be thrilled to have such a dedicated little cuck
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>>25863819
looks like theres a brazillion kinds of pizza there...
>>
I'm nobby ,the real deal , right down to the fuckin marrow of my bones. Don't lump me together with those faggot ass imposters.

Now let's continue our quest
that's how a nooby do
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>>25941396
HYPE
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>>25941396
you're a lying shit head.
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>>25937020
What the FUCK
I made that joke earlier, you depraved freak!

STOP STEALING MY THUNDER
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>>25941396

>that's how a nooby do

Nooby Nooby Do
Where are you?
We've got some shit to tell you..


Also, obvious faggot imposter is obvious.
>>
make a pancake
>>
new session will be tomorrow afternoon, sorry for making you guys wait so long.

Also I guess don't trust me without the trip now
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>>25941776
Hey guys don't listen to this imposter
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>>25941796
don't play me like that bro
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>>25941776
>>25941796
stop it
both of you
>>
>>25941974
>>
>>25941796
It's A-OK nob. We can spot the fake ones a mile away.

>>25941974
GTFO NERD!!!
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>>25941974
Then run the damn quest fukko
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>>25941974
You damn shooper.
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>>25942000
not home right now bro man
>>
>telling lies on the internet
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>>25942023
Just use your phone to draw, my man
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>>25941974
nice shop mate
>>25942008
obvious fake
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>>25942062
>Follow nobbydraws
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>>25942067
NOoOOOOoOOOOOoOOOoOooooOOOoO
my clever ruse, ruined by my carelessness
>>
What if none of the nobbys are real?
>>
>>25942205
What if this was a dream all along?
>>
who wants a doughnut
>>
>>25942205
If Nobbys Aren't Real How Can Our Quests Be Real?
>>
>>25942205
What if nobby died when he went to the mountains?
What if he went to go take a shit and the hogs ate him?
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>>25942728
>nobby died
>and came back as unded
>this quest is just his way of finding out how he could possibly be stopped from becoming a lich
>so he can prepare against it
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>>25942569
i do
>>
why do you have trouble letting things go anon?
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>>25944810
Buck up and say with me, I believe in nobby
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>>25944999
you're deluding yourself.
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>>25944999
>dubs-trips
I believe in nobby
>>
Alright, gonna grab some food and drop a friend off at the airport, then it's quest time

GET HYPE
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>>25945090
Do I dare believe?
>>
>>25945153
nobbydraws.tumblr.com
Its got his trip there.
Get hype.
>>
>>25945090
boy i sure believe it this time
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>>25945090
>constantly occupied climbing mountains and shit
>runs a quest on new years
What kind of Bizarro Normie are you?
>>
>>25945352
new years is at night, I can still fit a session before mortar tennis
>>
>>25945428
Bumping for pre-mortar tennis cute horse adventure
>>
>>25946083
>implying he'll come back
He got lost on his way to the airport.
>>
>>25944999
>>25946260
Believe in nobby who believes in you...i think
>>
>tfw CYOAs always end up being abandoned
>>
>>25946260
tfw nobby is probably dead right now
>>
>>25945428
>almost 4 hours later

Necropony will be stuck on that farm forever.
>>
What if he's waiting for the thread to die in order to have necropone spectacularly resurrect it?
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>Waiting for the real nobby
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>>25948352
hi
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>>25948500
nigger
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>>25944999
I BELIEVE
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>>25948934
>>
alright boys, gonna grab a drink and then we're off
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>>25949458
I don't believe you
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>>25949478
You best start believing in nobby tales
You're in one
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>>25949557
whats the fucking point anymore?
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>>25949557
I. Don't. Believe. You.
Too many ruses
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>>25949570
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>>25949570
>>25949585
made you look lol
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>>25949635
Just...
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Question: Is Necropone a hot-to-trot sexpot like Zajice's Lilith?
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[seeing nothing else to do at the FARMHOUSE, your party heads towards the CLINIC]

[following Beanstalk's instructions, you soon arrive at a building that looks suspiciously like a CLINIC. Nothing else to lose, you push your way inside the white-colored building]
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>>25949922
[immediately the smell of chemicals hits you. The entire interior is decorated with cool colors and shades of white, giving it a very sterile look. Before you is a strangely excited looking stallion behind a desk. He greets you over-enthusiastically as soon as he sees you]

>"Hello, friends! Welcome to Dr. Bonesaw's Clinic, the best and only in town! What can I do for you today?
>>
>>25949929
Yes we need a doctor
>>
>>25949929
Lewdly ask to see his bonesaw.
>>
>>25949929
Ask for some steroids, we need a shitload of +STR for this shit, if he has none use Necro Pone for some intense lifting action
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>>25949929
Show him our injured booping hand.

By booping him.
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>>25950009
Also add explosions in the background
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>>25949970
>>25950031
>>25950009
[you ask the stallion if you can have some medical care and supplies, showing him your wounded hand]

>"Oh, alright then! Shouldn't be anything too hard. DOOOCTOR! I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER FOR YOU!"

[after turning and hollering, the stallions returns to look at you with a stretched grin. Somewhere in the back comes the sound of a pony's protests, then cries, then a sickening crack. An angry looking unicorn mare comes from a doorway, holding a bonesaw and a flask with her magic. She has an eyepatch and a shaved mane, and is wearing thick black boots and an apron, both covered in blood]

[judging by her title and what she's carrying, you assume this is Bonesaw]
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>>25950298
Do not boop the mare.
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>>25950298
Immediately recruit her, no, she's getting conscripted!
>>
>>25950298
Finally, a real professional. Ask her opinion on our hand. Is it in need of treatment. Also ask what she has for curing colds.
>>
>>25950298
>>25950331
dive over the counter and boop Dr. Bonesaw
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>>25950298
Quietly ask Necropone if a bonesaw would be an effective weapon against a lich.
>>
>>25950298

>"Are you ready for your electro-shock therapy?"
>"NO! NO! NOOHOOHOO!"
>BZZT! BZZRRZZT BZZRZT!
>>
>>25950412
Electricity is good for the humours!
>>
First post of the new year
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>>25950350
[you greet the surly looking mare and ask her to take a look at your hand, and if she has anything to treat colds. She grabs it with her hooves (still covered in blood) and examines it for a few moments]

>"You've got some fractures just below your knuckles, but it's nothing I can't take care of. You're lucky this hasn't had time to heal on it's own, you woulda lost some movement. It'll be 40 bits. A cure for the cold? Well, I'd need some wyrmwood for that, and I'm already running low. I'll charge you, eh, 50 bits."

>>25950331
[thinking tactfully, you restrain yourself from booping the doctor]
>>
>>25950679
she looks like she needs a hug
>>
>>25950679
W-woah, we'd have to sell the hand just to afford that, and the arm with it too!

Ask her where we could find some wyrmwood.
>>
Freaking hell.

OP delivered.

Was that a week ago we started bumping?

Time's come to rest at long last...
>>
>>25950679
That's fucking steep yo.

Can't do it, off to ADVENTURE.
I'm sure necropone will be happy to finally get moving.
>>
>>25950679
Ask if we can do some kind of fetch-quest instead.
>>
>>25950679
"Oh, doctor, that's too much for little old me. Are you sure there isn't any... alternate way I could pay for it"
Commence hip thrusts and winking
>>
>>25950838
this would probably lead to a very intimate relationship with her bonesaw
>>
>>25950679
check her pulse, ask necro pone to check her for being an undead
>>
>>25950679
Draw a smiley face on the back of her head then smack her head
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>>25950838
this, we mustnt show fear in a time like this for we are the semen demon, or we re just a common anon goofing around a magical land of talking hoarss hoping for some hors pussy, that also works as excuse
>>
alright guys, off to a new years party. I'll try and continue tomorrow after I wake up.
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>>25951006
See you next year! In 2017
>>
>>25951026
pretty much this RIP
>>
>>25950679
Ask if you sidetrack yourself to fetch wyrmwood then maybe she could fix both problems for free?
>>
Explain our quest in hopes of gaining her sympathy
>>
If we don't get our hand fixed we can't use our sword as well
>>
can we make a speech roll to see if we can boop her?
>>
>>25950679
If we sell a kidney, we can probably pay for it.
>>
>>25953239
Well, I guess we have a spare.
>>
>>25952080
Yes, because she looks like the altruistic kind of pony, right?
>>
>>25950679
On a second thought, that wrinkly bitch broke our fucking hand.

It costs 50 bits and our time to cure the cold
It costs 40 bits to heal the broken hand she injured

You guys get what I'm saying?
>>
>>25954078
The kid didn't break our hand, genius.
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>>25954104
The farmer did. He is talking about guilt tripping her into paying it.
Which will hardly work I think. The trick here would probably be to go and fetch some wyrmwood for Dr. Mengele.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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