Derpy Thread

Only if your write some green.

>>25857913
Fuck no. Derpy is overrated and is literally the worst pone on the show.

>>25857924
I've never written any green before and If I did, its gonna be shit. Im fucking horrible at it

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>>25857938
>Overrated
>Worst pone
Die slowly

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>>25857938
Don't you be talking shit about my waifu.

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>fists clenched and sweating bullets
>you finally worked up enough nerve to tell her how you feel
>she's sitting at her desk eating a muffin
>brilliant sunshine streams in through the window, making her mane shine with the radiance of liquid gold
>"H-hey, derpy..."
>She turns around and faces you
>Derpy stares deeply into you with one of her eyes, the other fixated on the ceiling
>"I just wanted to let you know that you're a really cute horse."
>Derpy blushes hotly and nearly chokes on her muffin
>Completely overwhelmed with excitement, she lifts off from her chair and flies as fast as she can
>She slams into the wall, hard
>You walk over to her
>She fucking died

This was my first green story. Did I do good?

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>>25858257
7/10 it was alright.

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>>25858348
What was wrong with it?

>>25858397
Not enough sex.

Anyone have the green from that whole Derpy prom general?

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>>25857938
>derpy is worst
>not twist or pip

>>25858631
Derpy is good