Rock of love™ CYOA #4

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>>25852005
>You laugh hoping that was a joke.
>She gives you bedroom eyes before leaving you in the cave.
>You take a deep breath, and stand up stretching out, and taking the pick back up in your hands.
>Before you start chipping away, a towel hits the back of your head.
>Well shit. Again?
>You take the towel, and turn around.
>This time it's Limestone with a bandage around her leg.
"Sup. Working hard, or hardly working?"
>That's so lame, and dated, you reply.
>She stands by in silence as you keep working.
>It's filling you slowly with dread.
"So..I saw what just happened with you, and mom."
>You spit out sediment. Yeah you tried eating it again.
>You drop the pick, and try to explain yourself.
"Hush. You didn't do anything wrong...aside from that girly moaning."
>She chuckles at you weakly.
>You settle down, and wipe the sweat off your neck, asking where she was during all this.
>She points a hoof to a cluster of crystals to the side.
"I knew about the affair you know."
>She did?
"We pretend it's not happening to keep the family close together, but...well I guess it can only last so long."
>Limestone isn't her usual angry self.
"So why did you say all that stuff? She threw herself at you. Any red-blooded Stallion would have rutted her without a second thought!.....Is it the tiny pecker thing?"
Yes
"What's in it for you, meddling in family affairs huh?"
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>>25852034
(From last thread)
>You lean on your tool, and tell Limestone that she looked like someone who needed someone to listen to her. To allow her to vent.
>Limestone leans on a hoof.
"And that's supposed to be you huh?"
>You say it's one of your many talents, and chuckle.
"Yeah yeah. If only your thing was as big as your heart."
>If this was an anime that word bubble would have pierced you.
>Is anyone ever gonna forget that?
"In any case, you better give me the same thing when I need it, or I'll think something is going on between you two!"
>She smirks at you like when you first had rock stew.
>You tell her you'll think about it.
"You're such a rock for brains!"
>You lean against the wall, and ask how her leg is holding up, and if she should be walking on it.
"I'm fine. I won't be able to put pressure on it for a couple days, but that's it. Why? You wanna carry me, and feel me up again?"
>She gives you a coy look, making you blush.
>You stutter out that you were helping her, not feeling her up.
"Yeah. Sure you were. The way you were grabbing and squeezing my rump, I thought you were gonna crush it!"
>GODDAMMIT.
>You growl.
"Hah! I hit the nail on the head! You're such a creep!"
>You shut your eyes angry and red. This is why you failed as a Celeb impersonator. You couldn't take teasing too well.
"You mad..? You wanna finish our match from this morning?"
>What?
>Before you can respond, Limestone has already began her charge, and pounced upon you with just her three legs.
>Your bodies collide, and bounce off the craggy wall to the soft earth below, where she pins you down.
"Admit it."
>You ask her what she wants you to admit.
"You know what you're supposed to admit! Yes or No?"

>Yes

>No

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>>25852185
YES

>>25852185
"Y-Yes! Take me now!"

>>25852185
Yes...

>>25852185
Yes, I guess. Feels like a OP's laying trap though.

>>25852185
If I had a bigger dick than yes, but sense we don't still yes

>>25852185
Yo
Nes
Maybe

>>25852185

I'm tempted to say no. I have a feeling someone is watching.

>>25852285
Didn't OP say we wouldn't have another chance at the dick upgrade?

>>25852269
>>25852321
What's so bad about admitting our feelings? She's the one on top of us, after all. If someone is watching, they'll know who the aggressor was.

>>25852346
It's not a bad thing dude.I'm all for it. but I smell something up.

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>>25852185
>You say yes.
"Yes?"
>YES.
>She gets off you, looking to the side thinking.
>You ask what you just said yes to.
"Duh."
>It's seriously not obvious.
"I'll be back. I have to go get something!"
>What is it?
"None of your business! Keep working monkey slave!"
>You flip her off, as she limps out.
>She looks at you, and slaps her rump tauntingly.
>Oh you dirty little bitch..
>You continue mining now with pure unbridled sexual dong enragement.
>Why is she teasing you so much?! She acts like she likes you or something, but that would be weird. You only met her yesterday! What type of freak would start to have feelings for someone like you anyway?
>You're some failed actor who died when some stage lights fell on his head.
>Y-you fucking loser.
>A tear falls from your face.
>The sounds of a small rock rolling along the ground gets closer hitting your foot gently.
>You look around to see if Limestone came back, or if anyone else has arrived.
>No one in sight.
>Did it come from the ceiling?
>No...
>The rock has a note attached to it.
>You pick it up, and take the note off, and begin reading it.
"I see you've been getting comfortable on my farm Nicky-poo. I don't like it. These sisters belonged to me, and my partner before you came along. I could demand you leave, but a fella like myself has needs, and I think you will be the one to fufill those needs-"
>Who the hell is this?
1/

>>25852391
IT'S A ROCK WRAITH

A HORNY ROCK WRAITH

>>25852391
Who is this. is this that diamond dog again?

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>>25852391
HOLY SHIT
IT'S BOULDER

>>25852391
Don Boulder wants us sleeping with the fishes.

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>>25852391
"I saw what happened with Igneous's wife, and that kiss you shared. I bet you wouldn't have much of a job, if he were to find out, especially after your little altercation today meatbag."
>You're so confused, but he saw Cloudy kiss you.
"If you wish to keep working here you will give in to my whims, and my demands. This is not a threat. This is a warning. I will be contacting you shortly. -Bldr"
>Bldr? Who the hell is "Bldr"?
>You crumble up the paper, and shove it into your pocket.
>Right in time for Limestone to come back with a small blue stone in her hoof with a cross on it.
>You ask what that is.
"Shut up! Just hold still."
>You ask if this is going to hurt.
"SHUT. UP."
>She holds the stone close to you, and it starts to glow a beautiful light blue.
"Oh Celestia...I knew it."
>She looks up at you, and back at the stone.
>You're starting to panic now.
>What does this mean? What is this stone?!
"It doesn't mean anything! J-just be quiet, and get back to work!"
"Nay lass. He's done for the day."
>Limestone quickly hides the stone behind her, grinning suspiciously.
>Igneous has returned with a smile on his face. He looks at all you've mined so far.
"Not bad lad. Quite the haul here. Should make for some good supper."
>YOU'RE EATING THIS?!
"Go wash up. It's almost time for supper. I'll handle the rest here/"
>You put down the pick, nodding.
>What time is it anyway?, you wonder as you head out the mines with Limestone bringing up the rear.
"That was weird. He was way more harder on Trixie. Did you do something?"
>You shrug.
2/

>>25852521
>rock of love

Next time she teases us about our small pecker we should wave our fingers around and say penis is for reproduction, hands are for pleasure even if that's blatantly untrue

>>25852521
wew. What's going on here. what is this rock? what does boulder want?

>>25852521
>>25852540
Aha... the Pairing Stone. I dub thee Lucas of Pottershire.

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>>25852521
>You ask about the blue stone again.
"Stop asking me about it, OKAY?! I don't wanna talk about it with you! JERK!"
>What the fuck did you do?!
>Limestone storms past you with her three legs leaving you in the dust, and coughing.
>You try to wave the grime from your face, and trip on a rock in your path.
Agi check passed!
>You cartwheel out of your fumble like a beast, and look at the rocky culprit.
>A small stone looks back at you with a picture of you, and Cloudy kissing resting on it.
>Igneous slowly appears around the bend making you freak out, and snatch up the photo.
>With the cart attached to him, he looks at you blinking a few times.
"Is something wrong lad? Go wash up I said! Or are you afraid to show off your colt sized tallywhacker again?"
>AAAGGGGH FUCKSHIT.
>You shake your head, and say you were leaving just now, and hurry off to your shanty, sweating.
>Who took that picture?!
>You make it back to the hut, and find that someone's decorated your interior.
>You have a rug, and your mattress actually has linen on it.
>There are some pictures of rocks, and a houseplant, with a note on it.
"Me, and Maud thought this could make you feel more at home. -Cloudy Quartz"
>Aww..You should've fucked that mare silly earlier
>A bath basin with your toiletries sits by your only window.
>You can fill it with water, and bathe in privacy now! No more flashing the teat cluster!
>Take those victories where you can get them, right?
>You head back out with your basin to the water pump which is mysteriously unoccupied this time, except for a rock with a shower cap on it.
>A note on it says "wash me".
>You shake your head, and comment on how crazy Maud must be, and pump some water for yourself, and take it back home.
>You start washing up with the cold water. It's no luxurious bath, but it's better than carrying around your sweat, and Diamond dog funk around.
3/

>>25852632
Ah, fuck you OP.
>don't have sex since someone could be watching
>she unavoidably kisses you anyway, which is of course seen

Almost as bad as Telltale games and their "choices."

>>25852662
Just one question senpai

Did you pick jane? or did you pick kenny

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>>25852632
>You get your arms, and torso clean for the most part, but opt to do the rest in privacy, but notice something strange.
>You notice that your door is wide open, though you know you closed it before you went to get the water.
>You peek inside, and find Marble looking around, and ask what she's doing.
"I just came to see what Mom, and Maud did to your "pad". It's not too shabby. I think I'll enjoy hanging out here."
>Like hell she will. This is your house! She can't hang here whenever she wants!
"Oh, but I think I will."
>You set the water down, and ask her to leave.
"Funniest thing just happened. I saw Limestone sneaking into ma, and pa's room to get this pretty blue rock from it-"
>Oookay..?
"-Come to find out what she took was the "pairing stone"! Isn't that funny?"
>What's a pairing stone?
>She paces around looking at your pictures of rocks.
"A pairing stone is how we find out who we're to be with. You know...marry! Soulmates and all that."
>You turn red, and ask how does it know when you're to be with someone.
>She grins evilly, and brandishes the exact same stone.
"I'll tell you."
>She holds it close to you.
>It's glowing.
"It glows. Guess that means we're soulmates freako. Say hi to your new future wife! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I'M FREE OF THIS DUMP FINALLY!"

>>25852662
>He's afraid of Boulder

Bldr = Boulder

buy some apples

>>25852671
He picked Kenny the cuck of course. He probably killed the crooked man also, and willingly allowed Handsome jack into his brain.

Harem incoming.

Or they just trick other people and for realzies its just a compressed taco with a potato battery with a switch controlled lampf dunked in ink

>>25852687
you're not going to listen to a stone.

>>25852729
You didn't pick kenny?

Then please tell me you at least decided to go alone.

"But Limey used it and it glowed aswell?"

>>25852687
Tell her we have glowing rocks on earth, which when glowing means you've found your home. If she really hates this place that much she'll be butt bothered.

>>25852687
Sorry, Marble, but I'm not part of your "rock religion." The pairing stone has no hold on me.

>>25852687

>marry Marble
>in the Pie family's traditional culture, a wife is the property of the husband
>beat the shit out of her whenever we want while Igneous respects us for following a traditional family structure

This can work

>>25852687
Ok fuck you OP. Stop teasing me with harem flags.

>>25852794
>beat the shit out of her
Kill Yourself

>>25852794
But I'd rather marry Limestone and have HER beat the shit out of me.

>>25852758
I did. Jane was a crazy bitch. I walked into those rolling green zombie fields alone like a boss

>>25852687
What color is it glowing?

>>25852687
Ask her if she was the one spying on us in the caverns.

>>25852687
Unless you and Limestone are both destined to marry me your "rock of love" is a phony. A great big phony!

Now gtfo, I need to get ready for more rock soup.

>>25852850
It was Boulder, Anon.

>>25852845
Agreed. but still I do think that walking off with kenny into the sunset is the best ending.

>>25852833
>h-how dare you insult my pure maiden waifu!

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>>25852850

>>25852662
I knew playing The Walking Dead arc had been worth it when I was able to leave the fucking dog to die in agony.

It was delicious.

>So you and Limestone are my to be wives?

>>25852860
>>25852880
We know that, Nick doesn't necessarily.

>>25852845
I really liked Kenny, but felt that he would ultimately be too much of a problem in the future considering how he acted in both seasons. Jane was fucked up, so I abandoned her.

The statistics at the end really made me feel like a minority. Good to hear someone else felt the Alone ending was best.

>>25852687
Tell her she doesn't need us to leave this dump, we aren't supporting her, and it already glowed for limestone, and besides. "I do what I want."

I say if we're going to marry Marble there's gonna be some changes in her attitude. Sorry Limefags. You had your chance.

>>25852933
Limestone claimed us first. Fuck off Marblefag.

>>25852687
What's it mean when it glows for two different people?

>>25852876
No, I'm insulting you. Kill Yourself

>>25852933
>>25852959
It doesn't matter what makes your dick hard. What matters so far is how we react to the situation. Now what are you going to do when someone walks into your house while you're trying to wash and tell you how shit is going to be.
Stand up with our tiny penis in plane sight, and show her the door.

>>25852978

It's going to be ok, anon. No one has to see you shaking with rage and wishing people would kill themselves because they made a disparaging comment about your waifu on the internet.

>>25852989
It was funny until you spelled "plain" wrong

We should just tell marble that we don't feel that way about her but if the choosing stone really works then we'll end up with her anyway.

She doesn't need to know about it working with limestone too.

>>25853000
It's just so hard when people beat their wives also check em.

>>25853008
Marble doesn't give a shit about how we feel anon. She just sees us as a ticket out of here. Let's just seduce her.

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>>25853007
no dude, plane sight. because she thinks this plane is on her flight plan, but we got a master plan. and with that master plan, we're crashing this plane

>>25853031
No. We save ourselves for Lime. No exceptions.

>>25853074
No exceptions my ass! I want Marble! Fuck you and fuck Lime guy! She's terrible. All she does is tease nick, and be a bitch. At least Marble is showing some love!

>>25853023

Go back to your tumblr safe space faggot

>>25853106
no u

>>25853102
She's using him to get off the farm, she even admitted it. At least LIMESTONE shows genuine affection.

>>25853102
>Showing some love
How? By attempting to manipulate Anon for her own purposes?
Limestone, as bitchy as she is, actually has shown Nick affection.

>>25853142
Why not both the rock glowed for both of them, and am willing to bet maud as well.

>>25853132
>>25853142
>being a cocktease is a sign of affection
wew lad

Think we can ask to borrow the stone?

I want to hold it up against everyone and then see if it glows or not.

>>25853201
THIS

>>25853201
But the stone was stolen.

>>25853195
She wants us to want her more. Girls do that all the time.

So do what?I see a lot of suggestions, or should I pick what I like?

>>25853395
ask marble what kind of wife she'll be.

Also tell her it's just a glowing rock. How accurate are those things?

>>25853395
Tell Marble it glowed for Limestone. You can only have one soulmate, and she got you first.

>>25853410
This, but can we get the stone?

>>25853395
Show her the door. We are our own man and don't give a shit about what a rock has to say about soulmates.

>>25853427
This.

>>25853427
Good idea! Let's tell her it glowed for Limestone, and have Marble go tell her, so she can get her heart broken! Excellent idea! We got this Marble Marauders

I'm just gonna pick the ones similar in answers

>>25853608
Tell her its defective because it glowed for Limestone and while we are at it tell cloudy as well that it glowed for both of them.

>>25853670
Looks like we do care about what a rock has to say about who we do or don't spend our lives with.

http://strawpoll.me/6341452
Do it

>>25853754
Are we really going to tell marble it glowed for limestone?

>>25853812
Yes I want to find out if the rock is broken

>>25853812
We really shouldn't. We don't know how telling her about Limestone could backfire.

>>25853836
>>25853858
These are both good reasons...

voting ends in 5 mins

>>25853754
If we tell her it glowing doesn't matter will she go on about how it glowed for her parents? If so, can we just tell her some blunt honesty?

>>25853858
We still need to tell cloudy and her husband, that rock might be defective, lets ask Marble for it then try it on Maud, if it glows its busted.

>>25853897
They are responsible adults that are having marital problems, we resolve it, keep working then leave with whoever wants to come with us.

>>25853918
no hard feelings if they want to try and make it work its on them and us to try with their daughters.

>>25853882
What happens if there is a tie?

>>25853897
Nigga you can't just tell these ponies that their rock is broken. That could be heresy or some shit.

I do agree with testing the rock on Maud though, and confiding in Cloudy about what has happened with it.

>>25853999
They eat rocks not worship the damn things, plus pretty damn important either way, they need to be told.

>>25854024
>What is Holders Boulder
We could offend Igneous if we try to tell him that the stone is broken by ourselves. We'd need to enlist Cloudy or Maud, someone that's not an outsider who could help us talk to him about it.

>>25854024
they really don't. Let them live happily with their rock religion.

>>25854043
But we agree that the likelihood of this needs to be addressed very soon right

>>25854064
I can agree to that, but it's delicate.

>>25854024
They kinda do worship them. From letting a stone find your mate, to a whole different Christmas/Hearth's Warming.

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>yfw the rock is the reason why Cloudy and Igneous got married

>>25854088
Ok we tell Cloudy first then break it to Marble and Limestone at the same time.

>>25853990
It's a three-way tie...

Just a thought, but what if it glowed for both of them because we are supposed to be their parent or maybe sibling? Is family a strong enough bond to make the stone glow?

>>25854129
That's retarded. No.

>>25854124
>three way tie
>6
>6
>6
Satan watches us with glee.

Strawpoll makes me self-conscious about how many people I'm sharing this thread with.

We would fit in a small classroom.

OP is writing his shit in the blackboard while we all insult him and make a mess of the place.

>>25854161
At least things are finally calmed down. There's alot less ass-hurt with 20ish Anons than there was with 50+

I don't see a three-way tie. I see the one telling Marble she's second place at the top

>>25854199
Alright, let's roll with that.

>>25854211
She is going to be pissed we need still need to tell her but we need Cloudy first.

>>25854243
That affair is still only suspected.

>>25854257
Still needs to be said, if he isn't cheating great, but that doesn't change the fact it could be broken.

>>25854279
What if it's not broken? It's a rock. It doesn't have morals. It could glow for everyone and it would be right in saying "you're compatible with this one." If we held it against random ponies in town and it didn't glow but still glowed with everyone on the rock farm, what do we do then?

>>25854307
Bring it up and ask, also try to tell Limestone and Marble at the same time, we might be able to talk are way out of getting are shit kicked in and maybe get them to compete over us.

>>25854307
Harem time?

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>>25852895
This. We should just drop the bomb on her.

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>>25852687
(It glowed for Limestone first, so that means you're second place bitch!)
>You point a finger at her, and say that string of words in the most smug, ugly tone you can.
"What was that?!"
>You repeat yourself, and tell her to get out.
"I'll get out alright..I'll get out, and tell ma and pa the stone glowed for us!"
>WHAT?! NO!
"I wonder how Limestone will react to her baby sister getting engaged to the freak she's so interested in?"
>You beg her not to do that. You don't want to hurt Limestone.
"Not only that, tradition says we take the "pilgrims stroll"."
>What the fuck is that?!
>She puts her hooves together, and makes Butterfly kisses at you.
"When two ponies get together, after a pairing stone has illuminated for them, they both travel the world searching for where to start their new family~"
>Bullshit you're going anywhere with her!
"You don't have a choice in the matter. It's tradition!"
>But that doesn't matter to you. You're not a pony.
"Let's see if Limestone feels the same way once I break the news to her!"
>Marble tries to head to the door, only to get stopped.
"Y'know..I figured you were only good for a pack mule, but this is an unexpected twist!"
>You tell her why can't she do this with someone she actually loves? Find a nice stallion, and settle down.
"But I do love you."
>Wut.
>She looks up at you with her one good eye.
"It was love at first sight Nicky. I love you with all my heart, and now I get to spend the rest of my life being waited on hoof, and hoof by my doting husband!"
>BITCH IS CRAZY.
"I knew from the moment we saw each other you were my golden gala ticket!"
1/

>>25854337
If possible than yes we ride off into the sunset on are ladies, still need the dick upgrade but, also only possible if we come out to the ones that used it.

>>25853897
If the rock glowed for Maud, she'd take it the most seriously.

>>25854335
You are a scumbag

>>25854350
god damnit

>>25854364
for what?

>>25854350
gg no re

>>25854350

I don't understand the problem. The rock glowed for both of us, so if Marble is to be believed and what the rock says goes, doesn't that just mean we marry both of them and they fight each other eternally for our favor?

>>25854384
No we run past her and come clean to them and don't let them interrupt we get out of this if we can make a run check to beat her there. Fuck our clothes we run NOW!

>>25854411
There's no running from quiet, yandere pone. Just sweet dreams.

>>25854396
Maybe but its are word against her, we tell the family about limestone as well. we are on a sinking ship and we need to patch the holes.>>25854418
Then we get her competition

>>25854428
Well let's hope we get the chance.

We could just man up and say "i choose who to marry, not a stone." to ingenious. It's not like he can MAKE us marry anyone.

>>25854418
Or maybe we just let her tell them. So what? We're not playing by their rules. Doesn't matter if it's tradition in their family, we aren't their family. Niggas can't make us do anything, what's he going to do? Marry my daughter who came onto you for no reason or you're fired?

>>25854444

Quads confirm we are still an independent legal entity

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>>25854350
>You ask about the possibility of the pairing stone lighting up for other ponies.
"Of course it lights up for others you dope. As long as you're compatible!"
>So why can't you marry Limestone then?
"Because it's Limestone..yuck."
>You glare at her.
"I knew it. You are here just to pick up ponies! I'm gonna not only tell Limestone the stone glowed for us, but I'll also tell pa you're just some sicko here to whisk his beloved daughters away!"
>She leans in towards you.
"And don't try to fight against it otherwise. We Pies have a kinda sixth sense about this. You have the face of someone who relies on some type of unseen blind luck to get him through his problems. That won't work here sweetie. MARBLE RULES."
Marble has activated her 4th wall breaking ability "Roll block". Whenever trying to use CHR rolls to oust Marble's evil tactics, you will automatically fail.
>She giggles cutely.
"So be a dear, and just keep doing what I and my pa say for now okay? I want this to go as smooth as possible."
>What if you quit this job...that would work..
"Go for it. But after I tell everypony what you "did", do you think you'll be able to work anywhere else?"
>She lives out in the podunk backwater shithole of Equestria. Word can't travel that far--
"But what if I send a letter to Pinkie Pie..PRINCESS TWILIGHT'S BESTIE? You're screwed Nick."
>You hang your head.
"Now get cleaned up. You stink."
>She sidesteps you, and leaves your hut humming.
>You don't notice a rock sitting on your windowsill watching with evil intentions
2/

>>25854428
OUR. OUR. Are you a fucking pirate or something

>>25854464
>I'll also tell pa you're just some sicko here to whisk his beloved daughters away
>That way he'll make you marry me and whisk his beloved daughter away

Is this bitch retarded or something

>>25854464

>Princess twilight, Anon only took a job to get laid

And no one was fucking surprised.

>>25854464
Tell her to go fuck herself as you run past her to tell the family you want nothing to do with her. Before that make a spot check to see the rock on the windowsill.

>>25854464
>implying Pinkie Pie would be fine ruining someone's reputation
>implying Twilight would let Pinkie ruin someone's reputation
Uh, no.

>>25854464
BOULDER!

HELP US!

I really don't see the point of being afraid of her at all.
What's she wants to leave the farm, but we ain't got shit to lose. If we're gone so is any chance of her getting anything near the life she wants.

>>25854558
Marbles a cunt that we would be stuck with

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>>25854464
>BOB SAGET!
>You throw your towel on the ground, and stomp around swearing like a sailor.
>There's a way out of this. You're just panicked right now, and can't think!
>You pace.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
>You look up and find Maud at your door.
"Hello..Have you seen Boulder?"
>Who?
"Oh. There he is."
>She points to your window, and takes the small stone off it. When did that even get here?
"It's time to eat."
>Maud blinks at you before leaving.
>Wait. Maud is a rock expert or something right? Maybe you could get some more info on pairing stones? Or you could just go to supper..

>>25854600
Talk about rocks, obviously.

>>25854600
Ask her ask her ask her, and tell her what happened with Limestone first and then tell her Marble is blackmailing us.

We should pull Igneous aside and ask him what "that stone lime and marble used on you" was. Feign ignorance and just say it glowed for both of them and made you worried.

That way marble can't work her yandere magic without outing herself.

>>25854549
Op established nick isn't buddy buddy with the m6. stop being a brony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT1301ZvDM8
>replace Obama with Marble, and this is how I feel.

>>25854600
hey maud, do you know of anyway's for a pairing stone light not to turn on?

if we can wear the opposite of the stone and it's light doesn't come on when marble tries to show that we're a match then she'll look like a fool.

>>25854600

ask her about the rocks.

>>25854621
MARBLE RULES. DID YOU READ IT

>>25854625
Even if they didn't know the person in question, they still wouldn't.

>>25854647
It is a speech check if we lie just opening are mouth to talk doesn't count and if we tell Maud and Limestone ahead of her we can get backup and make her oust her yandereness if she pushes it.

>>25854464
Question: Does the Roll Block only regard direct actions to oust her, or does it include any attempt regardless of how roundabout and indirect?

>>25854647
Plus it only affects us when we are directly in front of her not other people.

>>25854600
Show her the note.

>>25854681
what are you retarded? don't show her the note.

If this was a PC game I'd go and kill Marble just to vent some steam.
The I'd load and play were I left it.

So yeah...lets kill her.

>>25854600
Kill marble in her sleep :^)

>>25854669
>>25854670
>>25854680

Stop worrying about her ability. it's just that we can't use our charisma to oust her shenanigans. Don't play her game. No matter how annoying she is, just don't do it. Ask maud what is up with the rock and then lets go get some more rock soup.

LETS CRY LIKE BITCHES AND TELL MAUD EVERYTHING ABOUT MARBLE AND THE NOTES THINGY

>>25854749
A fine choice. All in agreement?

>>25854749
But what if there was a way to win her game anon? Would you play it if there was a way to win?

>>25854776
Yes but without crying like a bitch, even if its an ability we have.

For some strange reason, I feel that Maud will just say the same thing Marble said about the stone just without the yandere tendencies, adding nothing of substance.

But that's just me.

>>25854789
Fuck her game. Burn it down around her, if she apologizes legitimately for fucking with us than fine.

>>25854808
>not beating a bitch at her own game

I wish my disappointment was a surprise.

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>>25854807
Possibly, but there could be a chance for backstory.
tfw lorefag.

>>25854600
We have to include Maud with this. I mean, she likes us. And she's Maud, there's no way she'd be dastardly. Let's give her a "hypothetical" and see what she thinks.

>>25854817
Fine, but we still call her a cunt when this is over.

>>25854833
True. This is also a possibility.

>>25854835
Sounds like a solid idea.

>>25854835
No its Maud lets just straight up say it.

>OP made such a glaring plothole he has to break the fourth wall to keep the storing going

GG

>>25854817
The most efficient way to deal with these kind of people is to break their game in front of them with no remorse. Fuck a cunt that tries blackmail.

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>>25854464
>poor
>minimum wage job that is constantly threatened by silly horse hijinks
>little to no friends
>reputation so shit one lie could ruin his life

What kind of life does Marble think Nick can give her? He'll be dead within a year at her standards.

>>25854945
She doesn't give a shit. She plans to probably get everything she wants from other guys while having nick wait on her through it all. She loves him like one would love a favorite bowl or cup

>>25854876
>Anon can't into proper spelling or sentence structure so he chose to take it out on the OP
GG

>>25854600
Let's just go to dinner. All this can wait til after. It's best to get ahold of Maud when we have no distractions

>>25854876
>pinkie pie has crazy 4th wall powers
Is it really crazy to think it runs in the family?

>>25854600
go to supper not like it'll win out anyway

>>25855130
>Responding to the lone shitposter
Dude. Stahp. It's probably that nigga who said he was gonna drop it but came back and is acting like a pussy

>>25855175
well let's have it guys.

We /ask about rocks/ here?
or we /go to dinner/?

>>25855230
Rocks

>>25855230
asking about rocks can't hurt.

>>25855230
Dinner

>>25855255
agree

>>25855230
Rocks

>>25855230
dinner

>>25855230
Din din

>>25855230
Dinner

>>25855230
suppertime

>>25855230
Rock n roll

>>25855230
Rocks

>>25855230
If OP doesn't have anon ask about rocks, I swear I will reach through this moniter, grab him by his collar and crucify him. God help us all.

>>25855230
Dinner. Whooping doggy ass makes me hungees

>>25855230
Guys, why would it hurt us to ask? Just go for it!

....Why not discuss rocks at dinner?

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>>25855321

Maybe he will ask about rocks if we ask nicely and post pictures of our favorite rocks.

>>25855339
:O

>>25855339

>Ask about the topic we're trying to keep from Igneous at dinner

I've been rused for the last time!

>>25855339
because. i'm not sure. these are private matters dude. You just don't bring up rocks at the dinner table this is a traditional household

>>25855230
Dinner!

>>25855339
that would ruin my plan of making marble look stupid though.

>>25855230
Dinnertime. fuck da rocks for now

So we going to dinner. Typing

>>25855354
If the pairing stone really does decide who is married, then Igneous can't dare smite him. Or even if he is expelled, he will be sending off his newly wed daughter for a pilgrimage, naturally as Nick's wife. Grow some balls you unwashed puss wound.

>>25855404
ask about the rocks and say that it shined for limestone

>>25855431
sure, fuck it. why not?

>>25855230
Rocks

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>>25854600
>You'll think about all this shit later, but for now your stomach is empty, and angry.
>And you always turn into John Travolta when you're angry. Grab a snickers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhRyEJPQfqQ
>You pat your old friend, assuring him he'll get some food. Let's ignore the fact you've been holding in your poo since seeing that creepy ass outhouse.
>You finsih washing up, and put on a fresh set of clothes, and head into the farmhouse, eyeing Holder's Boulder again.
>Wait..Bldr...Boulder.
>OF COURSE.
>You glare at the large rock, and let him know you're onto his little game, and if he thinks he can blackmail you, he can shove a jackhammer up his rockpussy.
>Rekt his ass.
>A tear slowly slides down Holder's Boulder and a box of chocolates, and flowers fall to the ground from on top of the large rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEge2lxOMTM
>That familiar smell is filling the room once more, as you head to the dining room, where a big pot of Rock stew waits, It's always rock stew.
>The seating is a bit different though.
>Marble, and Limestone sit next to you on opposite sides, while Maud is in Limestone's former spot.
>You look around, and clear your throat taking your seat.
>You say it smells good, and you can't wait to dig in.
>Cloudy beams at you.
>Igneous starts pouring helpings of soup for everyone, as silence befalls the table.
>Boulder sits in a cup of the green soup staring daggers at you, but you don't notice it.
"H-here Nick! You should take a helping first!"
>Limestone tries to give you a share before her.
>Marble stays silent, pushing a bigger bowl in front of you, moving Limestone's out of the way.
>Cloudy adjusts her glasses.
"Are you saying he needs more than that little filly helping?"
"M-mhm!"
>Maud sits staring blankly.
1/

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>>25855648
>You "politely" refuse Marble's offer.
>Limestone shoves her bowl back in place.
"Nonsense! He Can get seconds! Thirds even! He loves the stuff!"
>Marble pushes hers back.
"Mmm-mm!"
>You say "ladies ladies, you're both beautiful" Like a tard, but no one is listening.
>Everyone else just eats their soup, ignoring the sibling battle over you.
>You stop the bowl shoving, and say you're fine with a normal serving, stopping the battle.
>They both look at you pouting, and go back to their own soup.
>You roll your eyes, and start sipping the gunk.
>It actually tastes different this time. It's pretty damn good!
>Limestone plays with her food, looking uninterested, as does Marble.
>It's awkward.
>You keep drinking, until something makes its way to your crotch, and presses against it.
>Nearly spit-taking, you look down, and find a grey hoof rubbing against it.
>It's too dark to see who it is underneath, and no one is showing any tells.
>Limestone, and Marble both look at you with smiles.
>...So is Maud.
>Cloudy is too far away to be the culprit.
>You begin to get excited, as you try to ignore it.
"Lad? Are you okay? You're sweating!"
>Igneous eyes you.
>The Hoof tries to stroke you.
>Who is it?!

>Accuse Limestone
>Accuse Maud
>Accuse Marble.

>>25855899
Tickle the hoof and see who twitches

>>25855899
Trick question. It's Boulder.

>>25855899
>>25855952
Accuse Boulder

>>25855899
unless we have really bad eyes it can't be limestone.
And maud is sitting too far away unless she's sitting closer then I'm imagining.
Accuse marble.

>>25855899
Just say you're tired or not feeling well and excuse yourself.

>>25855967
IT WAS A PRANK BRO! IT WAS A PRANK!

>>25855967
everyone blames boulder, lets grab it and find out.

>>25855946
this

>>25855977
>Not cumming on the hoof first
Top /v/irgins in here

>>25855946
This

>>25855992
cum later, find out who now.

>>25855946
>>25855988
how it'll look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teben0W7huU

>>25856005
Whoever it is will have a sticky hoof when they get up.

>>25855899
I think this would be a good time for finger pistols. say "A okay" and keep eating.

didn't say you should stop it.

>>25856048
we smoove operating?

>>25856048
>>25856065
.......

>>25856085
Don't worry senpai, I know it won't work here, desu. Just havin' a bit o' fun.

That's why you made this cyoa...for fun. or for your sick pleasure at watching us squirm.

>>25856085
if "we" acusse anyone maybe igneous will be mad

>>25853102
Anon I don't have a cuck fetish. You know if we marry her she's going to lift her tail for every stallion she sees, even in fromt of Nick.

>>25855899
Boulder is looking at me funny.

>>25856085
Do we have to accuse someone?

>>25856135
No. You can let the hoof get you off and get a perk!

>>25856151
bigger dick?

>>25856151
Fuck you Op, We know there's a catch.

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>>25856151
Accuse the one bold enough to know that they can get away with ruining your life for their sick, twisted pleasure...

Boulder

>>25855899
It shouldn't be hard to tell. If we can see the leg, we should know who it is just from where its coming from.
If its from the left or right, we know it whoever is sitting there.
I'm assuming Maud is across from us, so if its from straight across its Maud.

>>25856151
if so we just say we weren't feeling well>>25856175
and leave boulder out he doesn't have hoofs

if it's that akward we could just ask to be excused.

>>25855899
Okay, now for realzies.

Unless that table's width is REEAAAALLY narrow (and it's not since both Igneous and Cloudy usually sit at the head), I doubt a pony can reach our crotch without moving. So Maud is out.

That leaves Tsundere pone and the silent, crazy Ojou-sama-tama.

Which one of the remaining sisters would be bold enough to touch our teat cluster?

I would say oust Marble, but I don't know if her 4th wall power will block us.

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>>25856151
I say that we either let it happen or excuse ourselves, because:

If Marble's doing it and we accuse her, she's protected.
If Marble's doing it and we accuse anyone else, they'll get super mad.

If Limestone is doing it and we accuse her, she'll get angry anyway.
If Limestone is doing it and we accuse anyone else, Marble'll be protected and Maud... who the fuck knows but no one will be happy.

MOST IMPORTANTLY Igneous will kick our ass if we accuse one of his daughters for giving us a handie at a FAMILY DINNER

>>25856238
fuck it blame maud nigga

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>>25856284
There's no escape from this nightmare.

>>25856238
>Using Physics to try and find Logic in Pinkie's family.
Marble JUST showed us she has 4th wall breaking abilities, What if one of them can break the laws of Physics? Like a pony flying, and breaking down a massive mountain tier boulder with her bare hooves?

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are niggas RETARDED? telling a father his daughter is giving you a fun time under the table - in front of him - DURING DIN DIN - is suicide! what the fuck is wrong with you guys?!

we can't just say nothing and then keep eating?

>>25856384
Implying we couldn't beat the shit out of their Father and take over the farm, making his daughters in to sex slaves.

>>25856085
we could see how they eat...
If someone on our left is eating with their right hand...it can't be them

>>25856384
You want the list?

>>25856151
Who's on our left, right, and in front of us?

>>25856612
unsure of the positions but limestone and marble are to our sides.
I believe maud is infront of us.

>>25856657
If they eat with spoons, if marble is on our left, and marble is eating with her left hoof...it would either be limestone or maud.

>>25856723
I meant right hoof

>>25856417
>Implying Maud can shatter a rock into million pieces but can't crack your skull as easily as you'd crack an egg for breakfast.

>>25856755
...I want to make some eggs now
>>25856612
recall the dinner scene and where everyone sat
Marble is on the apples side.
Limestone is where Maud once sat, and Maud is where Limestone sat.
You're opposite of the parents.

>>25856797
What's the upgrade if we let it happen.

>>25855899

I like that you made us eat something good, writefag.
I was already searching for other edible options.

>>25856822
I didn't say it was an upgrade, I said "Perk".

>>25856848
and that is?

>>25856848
Remember that "Perk" by definition means it's something good, writefag.

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>>25856874
Yes. I know what a "perk" is
an advantage or benefit following from a job or situation.
So go on. Let them play ping pong with your ding dong, and get a "perk".

>>25856930
fuck it am in, just say your not feeling well.

>>25856956
Are you ignoring my options Anon? I said someone has to be accused! Or you can give in to your UKE...

Damn...
Let's get the fucking PERK.
While accusing is a sure bad option, we don't know what will happen if we enjoy ourselves a bit.

This will require Endurance rolls in order to better suppress the girly moans though...

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It can't be Cloudy. Limestone is PURPLE. And it probably isn't Maud. Process of elimination.

PULL the hoof, and see who lurches.

>>25857059
Okay guys lets get a roll call.


maud, limestone or marble. let's roll

>>25857079
Logic tells me that it's marble who's playing with our teat so I'm voting her.

>>25857079
I'm voting maud. Just wan to get this going.

>>25857079
Don't accuse anyone.

>>25857059
>>25857049
>>25857079
One, it's too dark under the table to see who it is specifically by color hue
Two No rolls. You surrendered your choice of accusing one of them in the most uncreative ways! I'm giving you a "Perk". That's more than enough!
three Nick is no manlet. and they don't have chairs. They can easily reach him with their hind legs or forelegs. Unless you're saying he's a midget with a matching dong

>>25857092
I change my mind. I'm voting for maud. So that's two for maud so far.
she's the safest option.

>>25857138
2

>>25857173
everyone just pull the leg

>>25857196
that's not an option the op has allowed so it's being ignored

Just get the perk. It's the least dumb option.

>>25857223
>Accuse Limestone
>Accuse Maud
>Accuse Marble.

>>25857258
>Not being dumb
ride or die dude.

Just vote, it's easier.

http://strawpoll.me/6343783

>>25857355
I forgot the perk. Vote here instead

http://strawpoll.me/6343793

>>25857138
Why can't we tell by the direction the hoof is coming from?
It might be too dark to see the color, but we should be able to see which side the leg is coming from.

>>25857496
Because that'd make for a boring story. Just go along with it.

>>25857505
>be retarded for the sake of the story
Then gouge our eyes out so we can't ever use them again to make the story easier, cause that's stupid and you're stupid for suggesting that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k7B8GmpbCE

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>all those get the perk votes
>mfw

I said you can't make side options. Not a thing about tweaking the ones you have...

>>25857496
Good question. If you suddenly look under the table how suspicious are you going to look?

>>25857568
>Nearly spit-taking, you look down, and find a grey hoof rubbing against it.
We've already looked down, so we should already know.

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>>25857584
>>25857534
>>25857496
> taking cyoas this seriously

>>25857599
>you have to play like a retard and make dumbass decisions at every opportunity

>>25857621
>I am EUPHORIC Not by the rules of some silly CYOA but of my own mind! How could I ever just play by the rules when I can be THAT guy.


Dude, look I can understand where you're coming from I understand your logic. but you're trying to bring logic into a story about a guy named nicholas cage that has talking sexy horses, and evil pebble, and glowing love rocks.

just try to have fun dude. remember, this isn't /v/

>>25857621
>>25857599
YO OP WE NEED SOME MOMENTUM DAWG

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>>25857703

>>25857701
If this was /v/ we would be banging Igneous by now.

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>>25857007
If we can just go with it, I say we play the safe route and hunt for the sticky hoof later. We could use the release.

Or blame Boulder, Night at the Rocksbury style. Accusing him of grabbing our ass.

>>25857138
There are no chairs! 0_0 are we seating on the floors?

>>25858045
>0_0

the fuck is this shit?

>>25858137
The expression of wide eyes, learn to emoticon, its Jepans finest envintion.

>>25858137
You're not mad, are you?

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>>25858189
No, I was just point out that it's silly to use emoticons on an image board. It's kind of pointless when you can just do this to show surprise and disbelief.

According to the poll, 71% of us want the perk.

http://strawpoll.me/6343793/r

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>>25858229
T-that's not a pone...

>>25858263
>71% of us want a secret hoof job

fix'd

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>>25858303

>>25858323
Much better, you had me worried for a bit there.

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Bumping with qt tsundere horse

>>25858323
Aww, that's actually cute.

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BUMP.

>>25859901

My god...i just read thread 1-now and players are so STUPID save for a few choices

Why do we have to accuse a pony of touching us WHILE we are around everyone?

>>25860301
Now here's a smart anon

>>25860309
There are no smart Anon's here on /mlp/, only retards.

>>25860375
>Projecting

>>25860309
I vote we swat the hoof away and wait until after dinner to acuse Marble pie
Or, not be a dumbass, and tickle it, or mess with it and see who reacts

>>25860499
here's your reply.

>>25860301

>>25856384

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Are we really gonna shoot ourselves in the foot?

The game

>>25860548
i want to make love with a sharp rock from the mines, does that count?

So we're going with indecision?

>>25860934
As long as we don't accuse anyone. Maybe we'll just stutter like a tard.

>>25860934
No, we're going with
"Don't vocally accuse anyone AT the dinner table"

>>25861236
We didn't have to to begin with. People chose to ignore it and get a hoof job from cloudy

we back?

>>25861793
We back/

>>25861793
Get to typing, faggot. CHOP CHOP

>>25861835
Break time! have a merry christmas!

>>25861870
Merry Christmas. Remember to tell your family you love them and to eat cookies with them.

>>25861870
Merry Christmas, hope you enjoy those BBC's you'll be recieving.

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>>25855899
>Being the beta, indecisive uke you are, you opt to let this hoof violate you.
>Your cheeks go red, and flush, as you shiver, and tremble from the firm stimulation.
>Limestone puts a hoof on your head.
"Are you...feeling sick?"
>She grins at you.
>Is it her?
"Mhm!"
>Marble grins seductively at you as well.
"I'm talking with a suggestive look as well."
>Maud pls.
>You stammer out that you're fine, and take a deep breath, asking for everyone to give you a little space, and requesting more soup.
>Cloudy grins, and pours another bowl, passing it around to you.
>You try to focus on the savory soup, and put the hoofjob you're getting under the table to the back of your mind.
>The motions get rougher, and more precise.
>N-NNGH!
>The table is looking at you.
>You say this soup is amazing.
>Igneous looks at his bowl of soup sniffing it.
"Is this a new recipe?"
>Cloudy shrugs.
>Uh oh! H-here it comes-
>Tilting back like the pathetic Uke you are your eyes get big, and your mouth opens like you're about to spit out fire.
>"先輩は、私が来ています"
>You release a teardrop of spunk into your pants, as the hoof retracts to its owner.
"That must be some good soup."
>Limestone grins at you again.
>How shameful.
>You slide out from the table, and say you're going to bed early, as you don't feel well, leaving the table denizens blushing, and confused.
New perk! "Uke faggot"! By giving in to your inner beta uke, you can escape any situation no mater the circumstances. Replaces Smooth operator See? It's an advantage! You uke faggot
1/

>>25861949
matter*

>>25861949
You call that a perk?

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>>25861949
>You hurry back to your shack ignoring the discarded flowers, and chocolates by Holder's Boulder, and slam the door behind you.
>This is bullshit!
>So many questions are in your mind right now.
>What is that pairing stone? Why is it glowing for you and Marble? Why did it glow for you and Limestone?
>Why is Holder's Boulder blackmailing you?
>You just throw your hands in the air, and sit on your bed, laying down.
>Holy shit are you tired.

(stay up a little)

(Go straight to sleep)

>>25862009
Going to sleep is the better choice.

>>25862009
Go to sleep. We have work tomorrow.

>>25862009
Sneak into Limestone's room and return the favor
You beta faggots

>>25862009
Stay up. See if anything happens.