"Wanna hear stories about when I was younger, Anon?"

>>25849677
Yes. tell me how you found atlantis.

>>25849677
Only if it's incestuous and lewd!

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>>25849677
I'm waiting

>>25849677
I'd rather her the story about how you gave birth to Twilight

>>25849677
"Were you pregnant during twiggys exam?"
>"Yes"
"Well...where is it?"
>"She turned me into a cactus you retard. where do you think it is?"

What if younger Velvet was adorkable?

>>25849691
"In...Mexico?"

>>25849703
>"No."
>"He had a mental breakdown, tried to use dark magic to fix his body and ended up disintegrating himself instead."

What happened to the threads where anon was related to the pones

What if Spike confided to Velvet that he has a crush on Rarity?

>>25849717
They died. JUST LIKE HE DID.

>>25849712
"What a shame, his life would've been better in Mexico."

>>25849721
>"Yeah.."
>"Wanna fuck? put another abomination in me!"

What if Spike had a crush on Velvet?

>>25849726
"woah woah woah just hold it right there! I'm not interested in having sex with a magical talking pony, no offense."

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>>25849737

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>>25849726
>what's the worst that could happen?

>>25849677
WHEN I WAS

>>25849781
Only 9 years old...

>>25849887
I raped a foal.

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>>25849677


She was the silver medal finalist in being a shake horse.

>>25849683
This

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>>25849926
Silver? Hmm, she seems more like pure gold to me.

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>>25849962


There was a huge riot at the ceremony so you're not alone with that decision. It's all politics.

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>>25849969
Umf, such strong generation of shake horses.

>>25849677
I want to make Twilight's half-brother with you.

>>25849677