>I know you want it anon. You can have all the princess booty

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>>25848571
FINALLY, an offer I can get behind.

>>25848571
>Anon swipes a credit card down her crack

>>25848581
You motherfucker

>>25848571
really? maybe I should tell your brother about this little business you're running...

>>25848571
Eh?

>>25848571
That's all well and good Twi, but that giant snake monster is destroying the down.
You and your friends maybe want to...save the day...maybe?

>>25848571
Prostitution is bad and illegal.

>>25848571
>no anus
Nice try princess shitfuck. I'm not a man who is simply roosed.

>>25848589
>because of magic it actually registers
>you get a receipt from her vagina
>you need to sign a copy

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>>25848571
What is this?
Where did it come from?
I'm honestly curious. I step out for a few hours and there's this mystery new bubonic plague of whorses going around. Why?

>>25848571
That's an oddly specific number Twilight. How about I take you out instead, make it a date. If you're not satisfied with the evening then you can ask for the money afterwards.

Who knows you might actually enjoy yourself. I know I'm much more intrested in you than I am your body, though I wouldn't mind talking about that after dinner, if you're still intrested.

>>25848757
>rape

>>25848571
Dammit Twilight stop making me fap!