>"I'LL PAY YOU 800 BITS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY!"

>>25846310
mmmmmmmm yessssssssss!

>>25846310
Alright, but where am I taking it to?

>>25846310
k

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>>25846310

>>25846310
WHY DO ALL THE PONIES WANT TO FUCK? I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE!

>>25846310
Just ask Twilight. She'll do it for free.

Shit, I'd take her virginity for no cost at all. Moon Dancer a cute

>>25846353
>Broknee detecting tactics worked

>>25846310
I'd do it for free, provided you eat all these eggs.

If any thing I'll pay you

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>>25846337

>>25846310
handsomejeck where are you?

>>25846379
All the eggs? :''(

>>25846310
Only 800?
It will cost me a more than that in deodorant to get the stink off myself afterwards.
I won't go below 1k. And you better shave beforehand you stinky bitch.

>>25846353
Mah zigga

>>25846310
>>25846425
I'll do it for free :^)

>>25846310
>>25846425
>The next day, you hear a knock on your door
>Probably that loser coming to whine about how she can't afford the 1k bits
>You open the door, and your jaw almost drops
>There in front of you, a shiny bag of bits, no doubt more than the 1k you asked for
>You feel your erection struggle against your pants as your eyes wander over the coins
>Taking in each curve, each shiny reflection of your shocked face
>Your hands instinctively start reaching down to your pants, hardly able to contain yourself at the lewd bag of bits before you
>A cough interrupts your fantasies
>And your eyes wander up the pale pink flesh of some zombie looking Pony before you
>Wait
>Those glasses
>Those eyes
>That stink
"M-moondancer?"
>Her body was completely shaven, not a trace of mane, fur, or tail on her
>She shivered occasionally, even though the weather wasn't that cold
>What a pathetic cunt
>"I shaved for you, and I got you 5 thousand bits."
>Your cock practically springs out of your pants as you rub your hands together, thinking of the money
>"Will you have sex with me now, Anon?"
>Her eyes furrow into a pleading expression
>"No one else will do it."
>You look down your nose towards the bag of bits on the floor
>And start to think about it
"If they get to join."
>"What?"
"The bag of bits."
>She gives you a blank stare
>Fucking outcast doesn't even understand social norms
>"W-what do you mean, join?"
"I'd rather be fucking those bits than you."
>Her bald head looks down, eyes downcast
>"Oh."
>You chuckle, rubbing your hands together one last time before stepping aside and waving her in
>She pauses, and she starts to look a little weirded out
>But given her lack of options, she obliges, her horn glowing to bring the bag of bits in your house
>You lead her past the menorah and towards your bed
"Spread them."
>She starts turning around
"No, you idiot, the coins."
>She takes a moment to figure it out
>And spreads the bits on your bed
>Your body shudders in anticipation

>>25846587
Hot Pocket man pls

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>>25846689
>as you rub your hands together, thinking of the money
Finally, a protagonist we can all relate too

>>25846366
Bronies actually clop too. Alot of them.

>>25846748
If you use the broadest definition--fans of MLP who aren't the target audience--we're all bronies.

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>>25846738

>this pony will never show up again, despite being Twilight Sue's lesbian love interest

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>mfw I just remembered jeck's funny ass story
>mfw that literally became bump general for the longest time and he fucked off
>tfw he had some gud art too
Fuck you OP.

>>25846818
>people thought Luna would never show up again
>people thought Gilda would never show up again
>people thought Trixie would never show up again
>people thought Flim & Flam would never show up again
>people thought Discord would never show up again
>people thought Chrysalis would never show up again
>people thought Babs would never show up again
>people thought Coco would never show up again
>people thought Sassy would never show up again

Don't worry anon, she'll be back

>>25846310
I'll pay you 900 to take mine.

>>25846884
>Celestia will never show up again.

>>25846884
>Sassy
who?

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>>25846927
DYEWTS?
Or are you making a joke about how minor of a character she is?

>>25846914
>Celestia will never use magic again

>>25846689
>The jingle of the coins is music to your ears
>The pitter patter as they fall on the soft bed sends chills down your spine
>The sparkling reflections, how the light reflects, the brilliant yellow
>You could almost cum right there
>Your pants are quickly off, your erection finally in free view of the 5 thousand lovers
>"Anon?"
>You frown and look at the poor excuse for a scholar
"Are all of those bits on the bed?"
>"N-no, but I did want-"
>The thought of losing your money sends your heart wrenching
"ALL of them! On the bed. I want to count them."
>She stares at you
>"That'll take forever!"
>Oy, your hands rub together once more as that orgasmic heaven enters your mind
>Hours and hours of these hands running through coin after coin
>Taking in every smooth face and ridged edge
>You moan involuntarily
>The piece of shit before you just sighs and starts to pile the coins on the bed
>One of your hands wrap around your erect cock as the other sifts through the money
>You start jerking it in front of your audience
>Your bearded smile reflects in every surface, and you can't help but grin as you imagine yourself on all of them
>It's not long before you get on the bed, rolling around
>Throwing your shirt off, so you can rub the coin all over your body
>At least that loser is still piling coins on you
>Like a fountain of pleasure
>Each coin falls on your belly, bouncing several times before gracefully landing on the bed
>You lay on your side, pooling some of the bits up in front of you into a mound
>Even the large exasperated sigh from the walking trashcan doesn't phase you
>The ridges send vibrations on your cock as you slide it into the pile
>The cool metal hugs tightly against you as you press the pile together
>There's nothing else in the world except you and these bits
>Your true love
>A large force hits you on your nose
"What the fuck?"
>You rub your nose with both hands to cover all of it
>"S-sorry, I guess I missed."

>>25846969
>jew anon
When did this become a thing and why do I like it?

>>25846954
I actually didn't remember that was her name.

>>25846884
Trixie should have showed up doing shows in different towns with new tricks, Habsro a shit.

>>25846969
You're killing my sides. I hope you're happy.

>>25847031
I agree, but she still has shown up twice. Moondancer's not gone.
>>25847008
Okey dokey lokey!

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>>25846689
>Mr.Krabs in Equestria

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>>25846969
>That fucking hurt
>But if you hit her now she might run away with your new bits
>That's a worse fate than any you can imagine
"J-just be careful."
>Your voice is a little nasally after your nose got hit
>She lit up like a furnace at your sudden kindness
>"Okay, Anon! I'll be extra careful!"
>That fucktard is wagging her tail like it's the best thing anyone has ever said to her
>But to her credit, she does take more enthusiasm in showering you with the bits
>The constant golden shower sends constant tingling sensations through out your body
>Like you were meant to be here
>It renews your erection, despite the sore nose
>Your cock expands once more, but you decide to release your hand this time
>Watching as your little guy bend up against the mass of bits it was buried in
>It excites you so much, and leaves your hands free to hold against each other once more
>The pile in front of you shifts as your cock throbs inside
>The bits are heavy, pushing down on your cock, pressing against it with now warmish metal
>The gentle warmth mixed with the hard metal coaxes you closer and closer to-
>"Anon?"
>Holy fucking shit
"What?"
>"I'm out of bits."
>Your boner wilts
>You're snapped back to reality
"W-what?"
>"I counted, that was 5 thousand."
"Bullshit! Are you trying to scam me?"
>"Anon, if you're not going to have sex with me, I'll take the coins back."
"Wait, wait, let's not be too hasty, eh?"
>There's definitely some way out of this
>You could always ask for more
>"This is my life savings, anon."
>"Please, I just want to feel it once in my life."
"Make me cum, and I'll do it."
>"B-but if you-"
"Oy, do you want to lose your virginity or not?"
>The monstrosity sighs, and her horn glows
>Disgust rips through your body as you realize she's trying to grip your cock with her taint
"Stop! The coins!"
>You scoop up a handful of coins and drop it on yourself
>Shit for brains finally understands
>And sighs as she starts running that fountain of joy again

>>25847263
Bump

>>25847263
>"I counted, that was 5 thousand."
Oy! It was 6 thousand you anti-semite!

>>25847393
Oy vey! It was at least 666 billion!

>>25846400
I remember him too.... It was a glorious green he had.

>>25847263
>The world fades away once more as you're back in that heavenly shower
>You lay on your back, taking a pile of coins and piling it on your crotch
>The familiar sensation seeps in
>You can't see directly down due to a natural obstruction
>So you close your eyes and fantasize
>Maybe instead of 5 thousand, you were swimming in a pool of these
>Millions of these coins
>You concentrate on that
>Diving through shiny mounds of bit after bit
>In your own private pool and treasury
>The constant shower and clinging of coins as they fall helps the illusion
>Your hips thrust against the pile of coins, sending some of them tumbling down the mound and across your thigh
>A coin bounces gently off your sore nose onto your mouth
>You're too deep in now to care
>Your mouth salivates as your tongue flicks over the coin that fell inside
>The metallic taste, mixed with the salty taste of whatever hooves had handled them
>It gives the bit a naughty bent, and that sets your loins on fire to think about
>Your tongue traces over the indentation of a pony on the side
>You feel friction as it rubs against the ridged side of the coin
>The scrapes against your buds are euphoric
>Your hips buck and you feel it coming
>The coins rub against your bare cock tip
>The edges grating against it, the smooth ones sliding against it
>Precum leaking from your head makes it easier to slide your hips against the mound
>You can't take it anymore, you have to finish inside
>Your teeth scrapes against the coin as you bite down hard on it
>You do the thing where you rub your hands together when you climax
>And finally release, opening your eyes and letting out a loud "oy vey!"
>Your cum spurts into the pile of coin on your crotch, sending your seed seeping through the holes
>It leaks down as you shudder, and finally relax on your back, panting loudly
>Your hands fall to your sides, but you leave the coin in your mouth
>The shower stops
>The virgin looks at you expectedly
>"I-is it my turn now, Anon?"

>>25847528
>You ignore her, basking in the glow as you pant loudly
>The bed bounces suddenly, and your eyes widen as you see the shaved monster get onto the bed with you
>You try to shy away, but she holds you down
>"I kept my end. Now it's yours."
>Paying people or ponies in a deal always gave you a sick feeling
>Like it wasn't natural or in your blood to do
>She gets on top of you, her literally naked body brushing against you
>It's disgusting, and you spit out the coin at her, dislocating her glasses
>She fumbles around and you shove her off
>"Anon!"
>Now or never
>You get up, sending the gloop of cum and coins sliding down your legs
>And bat her glasses a little further away
>You stand behind her, and survey her entirely shaved ass
>All for the money you tell yourself
>But maybe you can get out of this deal
>You take a finger, holding in front of her
>The very idea disgusts you
>You can't go through with it
>It hovers there
>She bounces back
>And your fingers slide into her
>It is literally the most unsettling feeling you can imagine
>Her warm insides are nothing like the cool metal of your bits
>You feel your latkes rising up in your throat
>And pull out immediately
>"Thanks, anon."
>You shake your finger, trying to get rid of her filth
>"I guess I didn't really expect much."
>She looks back, her eyes squinting
>"But thank you for taking my virginity, anon."
>You walk over to her glasses, wiping her juices on the lens
>And hand it to her
>She adjusts it and giggles
>"It was totally worth it."
>She leans in and you shirk back
>Her head pulls back when she notices that, and her eyes look down
>"Oh. That's okay. I hope you enjoy your money, anon."
>And with that, she strolled out
>Leaving you with an erection as your eyes move back to the bits before you

Thanks for reading, guys.

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>>25847644
Thank you anon. Best green i've read in ages.

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>>25847712
without the last lines cut off

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>>25847728
>capped
t-thanks, anon. Literally the best compliment I've ever received on a green.

>>25846337

Seeing as she's usually only for maresexual, you must be taking it to the gay bathhouse.

>>25846310
Deal. Hell, I'll take your virginity for free. Anyone who doesn't want your virginity is either female, a faggot or has objectively shit taste.

>>25846310
That was a good green.

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>>25846337
had a small kek

Yoooo, I remember this trend from like 2 months ago

>>25846689
>>25846969
>>25847263
>>25847528
>>25847644
I still don't understand why she shaved herself

>>25850324
>>25846425
>And you better shave beforehand

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>>25846310
I'd do it for free.

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>>25846914
>>25846968

>>25846310

>you are Anon
>and Moondancer has just offered you 800 bits to make her a mare
>No problem
>"First stop, the bookstore."
"W-what? I've studied how to do this for weeks!"
>"Nope, just pick something out you'll enjoy reading. I'll grab something too."
>she blushes when you get "The Horn-Polisher"
>"Next stop? The spa. Deluxe package for two, 100 bits each."
"Spa? What? What does mas-hahhhhhh"
>"Relax the pony."
>They actually need an extra half-hour to get all the mane knots out
>Then the mineral bath in hot, bubbling water
>They had to change the water when the drain got clogged with loose mane hairs
>shampoo, rinse, conditioner, rinse
>a good brisk currying
>for her, you got oiled up and strigil'd
>fuck yeah, Cloudsdale Method
>cooling down with a good book in your hands/aura
"Y-you look good, Anon. Why'd you spend half the bits on me?"
>"It was worth it." And I wasn't touching her without a professional cleaning first.
*blushing pony noises*
>You got the goddamn sweater dry-cleaned too
>"Now, we'll just get you home...ooh! Chocolate cake with candied violets. I'll take one of those."
"Hey! This isn't the way to my house."
>"That's right. We're using my place."
>satin sheets
>lots of fluffy pillows
>"Now, come here my little virgin..."
>You pick up Moondancer and lay her on the bed
>"These things must be done properly, no?"
>The curtains are drawn, leaving the bedroom dimly lit
>slowly, you lay your hands upon Moondancer
>and take her, slowly and masterfully
>your fingers turn her ears into twitching pony puddles
>moans as you roll her over and run your hands across her silken belly
>full-bodied, sensous snugglings
>her tongue is hanging halfway out of her mouth and spots of drool spackle the sheets
>"How do you feel, Moondancer?"
"I've...I've never felt so...loved. I feel like, like~"
>"A mare. I do not take fillies. I make them into the mare I see under the blushes and stutters..."
>"...and then I take what is ready to give."

>>25851881

>kissing a pony isn't quite the same as a human
>they like rubbing noses when they're touching lips
>and it's not like Moondancer's ever really kissed a stallion
>you do it right
>nose against muzzle
>not too much tongue
>ponies have much more dexterous tongues anyway and you don't need to sprain yours trying to keep up
>the belly rubs go...lower this time
>aroused horses always sound a little silly
>the whinnying and snorting they make when you play with their teats
>but she's rubbing her neck against your face
>and thanks to the spa, she smells really nice
>so you nibble on that too
*SQUEAL*
>you never thought you'd grow up to have horny ponies on your lap
>then again, most human women would have taken you getting naked in your own house a lot less easily than ponies did
>you always worked better without any clothes on
>and most ponies find bare skin exotic
"Ohhhhhh...."
>and there's the first trickles
>mares rarely have dryness problems
>and you always need to change the sheets with each client
>lower...
"Oh...Anon! I...I did that to your bed!"
>"That just means you did what a mare is supposed to do when someone's loving her."
>Moondancer is a very warm pony in your lap at the moment.
>She gets warmer when you cover your fingers in that lovely mare juice and give the source a good rubbing
>ponies are built a little less sensitive down there
"A-ahn!"
>but once you get them started
"Ahhhhhhhhn!" *splurt*
>they just keep going
"AH! AH! OH!"
>and going
"~ooooooohh..."
>OK, maybe Moondancer's a little out of shape compared to most mares
>still, goofy cutie O-face with those eyebrows wiggling
>plus having chubby pony plot rubbing your crotch feels really nice
>a few more kisses on the neck and ears
>"How does my lovely young mare feel?"
"So.....so good...I...this...why don't they write this down?"
>"Humans can be very good for sexual, Moondancer. They don't want to spoil you for stallions, but since you're paying...you're getting spoiled. The best way."

>>25852203
noice

>>25846914
>>25846968
Good.

>>25852203

>a nice fluffy pillow to go under a chubby pony belly
>she's in no condition to complain about some help keeping her flanks up
>speaking of flanks, your hands travel amidst the moon and stars
>and that gets her tail up and flagging
>"Moondancer? Still want to go all the way?"
>the spatter of warm, sticky mare across your chest is a pretty good indicator but...
"M-mmmmake me your mare!"
>Yeah, that'll do.
>kneeling behind Moondancer, you get a firm grasp of both flanks
>she's shivering a little, but the winking says that's more lust than fear
>and ever so gently, you take that pony pussy, half an inch at a time until you bump against a hymen
>"Moonie?"
*inarticulate horse noises*
>"I'm going to have to push a few times, and it'll sting a little"
*WHAP*
>tail-in-the-face, occupational hazard of horsefuckers
>keeping Moondancer's flanks firmly in hand (they're nice and squishy), you thrust
*REEEEEE~HE-HE-HE!*
>wow, she BIT THROUGH THE SHEETS
>good thing you had to replace them after this anyway
>and once you're through, there's a spot just past the hymen...
>you wiggle dem flanks, letting your glans find that sweet spot
*GOOSH*
>annnnnd there's the pony G-spot
>red-spotted orange marecum oozes it's way around the death grip Moondancer has on your pecker
>tight, hot, and well lubricated, you just have to keep a slow movement going
>you're giving her a G-spot massage right now, even if it's tougher to do that without a stallion-shaped dick
>and you don't think you could make a mare lose more IQ points in under a minute short of a lobotomy
"D-did you come?"
>"Humans spoil mares, Moondancer."
>tight or not, you slowly fuck her brains out for a half-hour straight before giving her the cooler
>and by that, you mean a load of monkey spunk where it'll do a heated mare the most good
>by that point, she's past screaming and moaning and likely can't move from the neck down
>when you finish, she's gurgling contentedly
>this is disturbingly normal in well-fucked mares

>>25852660

>a warm, damp towel under the tail for the inevitable results
>more cuddles for the come-atose mare
"Sssssoo wurthit."
*SNOOOOOORK*
>out like a light
>fortunately, you booked Moondancer for the night
>she paid double the going rate, after all
>and it's like hugging a body pillow with hooves that go kicky-kicky occasionally with pony dreams
>you spoon the Moon in your torn up sheets
>pull a thin one over the top of you so she doesn't get cold later on
>and doze off, dreaming of chocolate cake for breakfast

END.

>>25852692
Thank you, writefriend.

>>25846994
you're actually here for the shaved poni

>>25852692
Good stuff. I do like those descriptions. Got any more?

>>25846914

#Rekt