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Mom Banned Me From MLP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, my mom says I need to stop watching MLP and to start acting my age (31).

Apparently 4 days before Christmas is the time to tell me to start looking for work and to stop being a child.

I tried explaining that the show might look like a kids show but it is really meant for adults but she wouldn't listen. It was embarrassing for her to look at my Christmas wants list and see a bunch of MLP toys listed and more embarrassing again for her to go into the girl section to buy them.

What should I do? Any pony out there have any convincing arguments I can use to make her understand that I'm not a retarded 6 year old girl?
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>>25835653
Drink bleach
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>>25835653
commit sudoku
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>>25835666
Devil's Number!!!!!

I don't want to die. I want to be a pony.
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>>25835653
You call this bait? This is insulting
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>>25835684
I'm not baiting!

I need serious help!
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>>25835666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN
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A little compassion would be nice for our friend here.

If we have learned anything from MLP its that everyone needs a friend.

OP I would sit with my mom and ask her to watch a few episodes with me. Best way for her to see that the show has depth.
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>>25835690
Well, your seriously not going to get any help here, master baiter.
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>>25835694
There is no room for Satan in MLP.

The devil is icky and isn't pure of heart and spirit.
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>>25835732
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>>25835653
Just cry till she's says sorry, I did it and mommy even gave me 20 good boy points for being so brave.
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>>25835720
This show has the depth of a kiddie pool.
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>>25835731
Of all the places I thought I might get help it would be here!

My other MLP friends aren't online to ask. I guess the spirit of Applejack is dead here.
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>>25835690
Kill yourself
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>>25835720
Or just break her in half and gorge yourself on her spinal fluid.
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>>25835653
>Using anypony
Obvious b8 is obvious
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There's this place called Facebook where you can post this kind of bullshit all day long.
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>>25835653
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>>25835749
I cried when she left for work because I was so heart broken.

I don't want to be banned from MLP!

I could watch it while she is away but I respect her rules. Respecting rules is another lesson the show taught me.
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>>25835754
>Applejack
Who?
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>>25835754
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>>25835786
>Respecting rules is another lesson the show taught me.
And what episode was that?
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You guys are the worst!

Are you even real fans?! There is a friend in need and no help at all!
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>>25835803
Season 5 Power Ponies episode.
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>>25835811
>>25835690
>>25835754
This place is everything but a friendly board, go back to
>>>/po/nychan
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Tell her you can't help it. You like what you like, and theres no way to stop it.
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>>25835838
That's disappointing.

I don't 4chan much. I like Reddit more.

I thought MLP fans were friendly everywhere!
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>>25835811
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>>25835864
In the name of Fluttershy stop being mean to me!
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>>25835862
4chan is scum, that's why we're here.
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>>25835862
>MLP fans
You dont find those on /mlp/
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>>25835862
>I thought MLP fans were friendly everywhere!
you just have to know where to look and how to act fampai ;)
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>>25835894

Are you guys more into the sex pony drawings?
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>>25835653
>>25835690
>>25835732
>>25835754
>>25835786
>>25835811
>>25835862
>>25835887
Thanks for the laugh OP
Now go fuck off back to leddit.
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>>25835887
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Show her badass scenes from the season finale.
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>>25835653
>So, my mom says I need to stop watching MLP and to start acting my age
So wait, you said she told you to stop watching MLP...AND to start acting your age. I won't get into why I hate the "act your age" statement, but perhaps you're doing things that she expects you to do at 31 and you're not? Maybe this is unrelated to MLP?

Anyways, you can't really do a whole lot to convince her otherwise. You could put up the argument that "Adults watch cartoons all of the time" and "Are you saying that cute, funny characters are only for children? Are you claiming that adults don't like cute and funny characters?"
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>>25835926
Reddit is friendlier and smells better. So There!
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>>25835946
I think the act your age thing was because I wanted to put on a concert for her and sing songs from MLP.

Sometimes I talk in a kids voice because I don't like my man voice.
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>>25835862
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>>25835987
>>25835946
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>>25835653
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>>25835653
I don't believe your story. Why would it be embarrassing for a woman to go into the girl's toy section?
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>>25835653
Get a job and move out. Your mom shouldn't be telling you what to do past age 18.
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>>25835987
How the fuck would you have enough money to make a concert?
And maybe get a job so they respect you.
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>>25835987
Oh no. I know who OP is...
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>>25835653
>Mom Banned Me From MLP!!!!!!!!!!!!
>age (31)
No way in hell this is real. But given the number of replies I can only assume your bait was effective.
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>>25836053
I don't need money for a concert in the back yard. I'm not talking Madison Square Garden here.

I do need a job. I worked part time for a little bit this year and things were better with mom.
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>>25836055
I don't dress like a girl or talk like a girl.

I just sometimes use a little boy voice when I ask for things like a drink if mom is in the kitchen or something.
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>>25835653
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>>25835653
Shouldn't have got caught/told anyone you watch pony in the first place.
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>>25836082
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>>25836085
I feel like that now.

I just don't have many people to talk about my interests with and I really like MLP so it comes out sometimes.
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>>25836068
well...did you go to college?
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>>25836082

Wow! That is a great way to explain that it was made for everybody to enjoy. Like Toy Story and those kind of movies.
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>>25836106
Yes, but not for too long. It was too stressful and I couldn't take it.

I picked up work every now and then in my 20's.

I wish I could move out and do what I want but I can't on my own.
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>mfw no one here can spot obvious b8
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>>25836133
Just play along, he'll go away eventually.
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>>25836133
>tumblr
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>>25836132
Find a job and get out of your parents home.
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>>25836132
Ask if one of your relatives can support and give you some money.
Then find a good job and work your way up.
now please stop baiting.
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>>25836153

I will have to leave soon because mom will be home from her Christmas work party soon and I have to be in bed before then.
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CWC pls go...
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>>25835732
Equestria has Tartarus though, so maybe it has some form of Hades.
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>>25835720
You are the most vicious, evil cunt.

Not saying it's good or bad, you just are.
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I've seen some autism. But this...this is fourth-quarter autism.
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op earns a sticker
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>>25835653
Oh for fuck's sake. I hope this is bate.

You know how you fucking sole the problem OP? You man the fuck up, and do fucking both.

Get a fucking job, move the fuck out, pay your fucking rent, and watch some mother fucking ponies!!!

Maybe for Christmas, you can ask for your balls back.
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>>25835720
>If we have learned anything from MLP its that everyone needs a friend.
Right in the feels.
Shitposting aside, OP, show her one of the heavier episodes. S5 finale is intense.
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>>25835653
Fuck off you autistic faggoty ass manchild.
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>>25835653
Assuming you're serious, holy shit.
>31
>no job
>bossed around by mom

Holy shit dude, get a job and move the fuck out.
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when i think of 31 year old male who still lives with his mom i think fat neckbeard who has long hair and is balding
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>>25835653
Gr8 b8, kill yourself m8
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>>25835653
>>25835720
>images.jpg
Same poster
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>>25835653
Okay, let me say something.
Why the FUCK do you live with your mom at 31??
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>mom has to tell you to get a job and be a fucking man at 31
She's right.
I like ponies, but I enjoy them in my own home on my own income.

You are an embarrassment.
Don't show up at the family get-together, just kill yourself.
It's the only present worth a fuck you have left to give.
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At least OP seems to genuinely be a MLP fan.

So many here are posers.
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>>25837733

go be genuine bait somewhere else
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>>25837733
OP, if you're going to samefag that hard to bump your shit thred, at least try to very your writing style.
Sage in every dimension.
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>>25835653
just when you think you've seen it all
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>>25837733
You don't deserve those dubs.
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R-Rainboom Crash?
Is it really you?
Only one person could be autistic enough to make a retarded bait thread and samefag the shit out of it
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>>25837809
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This is an 18+ website.
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>>25837809
>I'm 14
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>>25837809
And here I thought that /mlp/ couldn't get any more worse. You sir have proven me wrong.
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>>25837809
>I mean if it happen to me I'm 14 so this argument would be invalid.
>I'm 14
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>neo-/mlp/
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>>25835653

Weak as fuck bait
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>>25837910
>undermeme
Don't throw stones in your glass house faggot.
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>>25837914
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>>25835887

>in the name of Fluttershy
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>>25835902

This isn't even bait anymore.... This is a new breed of faggotry
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>>25837916
recognized him awfully quickly there anon
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>>25837933
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>>25835987

>31
>Autistic
>Manchild
>No mention of father
>Gender denial

Fuck off Chris Chan
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>>25835754
>the spirit of AJ
I've never heard of that in any way. Is that some readit maymay? Is it when ther're super honest to each other and they throw apple likes at each other or something?
I see I wasn't the only one lurking that last bait thread
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>>25837809

GTFO & never come back

Fucking underage faggot
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>>25837939
Played the game once.
But you don't have to play it to recognize the cancer.
You retards are worse than the Gone Homo faggots ever were, go post that shit in /v/ so they can tell you how autistic you are, people talk shit about that board but I bet they won't put up with your shit like /pone/ does.
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>>25835666
Yeah, drink bleach.
Bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water right?
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>>25835666
THIS

He should kill himself for being such a fucking failure and a complete man-child.
I might be an autistic faggot myself but I keep it to this board and don't let any one know and I try to be a healthy functional member of the society, not an extremely massive faggot like OP.
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>>25837951

brother, you dont even know the half of it, i was at ground zero of that thread
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>>25837951

I was the one countershitposting the glimmer fag
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>>25837951

i was the one who declared it a was a bait thread now
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>>25837992
At this point it's obvious that you don't want to grow some nut's.
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>>25837997
>bronybait3


Seriously, stop bumping your shitty thread and sincerely kill yourself.
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>>25835653
Okay guys I'm taking the bait. If it isn't, this guy is in chin deep shit, because holy fuck.

Okay. First thing I gotta say is that ponies aren't as great as you currently think they are. They are not the end all be all of existence. They make things easier and give you something to do, and that's just fine. Ponies make up a big part of my life, but it's a part of my life for me and nobody else, and that's the way it's supposed to be. I come home from work, eat something and curl up in bed with my Lyra plushy. That's okay, because when I wake up the next morning, I go to work, contribute to society and earn money, and keep my business to myself.

But you're 31 years old. Regardless of the pony situation (which really doesn't matter either way) you need to go get a job. Not a part time, but a real job. Move out and get your own place, and do as much pony shit as you want. Ponies are not your friends, they're a fucking past time. If you want to continue having anything to do with ponies, grow a pair of balls, man the fuck up and get your shit in order.

She's more mad about you not having a job, and Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, the kid voice. Knock that shit off too man. You're 31. I don't even have kids and I'm afraid you're going to abduct them. After that, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Or, you can continue as you are, be ponyless and miserable, creepy as hell, jobless, and a 31 year old waste of time.
It all depends on you.

It terrifies me to think you're for real, but if you are, get your shit in order man. You can do this.
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>>25837997
>op realized that he would not get the Answer he wanted and he started to shitposting
Drink bleach
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>>25835653
>31 years old
>letting your mum boss you around
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>>25838017

...IM not OP
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>>25838022
>Bating this hard.
Shitposting thread?
Shitposting thread.
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>>25835653
Son, I'm 26 years old, I have a wife, and a daughter who is 2. I lost my childhood a long time ago, and I was forced to grow up when I had my ass go through boot camp. The following years only hardened my soul further, as I lost some of the best friends I ever had, lost my left arm, and came home to a society that does everything in its power to spit in my face and call me less of a person because of the actions I have done in my lifetime, and the things that I choose to believe.

I left my parents at 17 a boy, and returned 5 years later, missing an arm, part of my soul, but much, much more of a man than I ever was.

The problem with you though son, is that you never experienced that. You have yet to become a man, I'm not saying "Go out and serve your country, lose a couple of good friends and a limb or two." God no, I'm actually very active in preventing this sort of thing from happening again.

What I am telling you to do, is to spread your wings and learn to live life, to feel some of its weight, to walk on your own two feet.

You are 31, abiding by the laws of your matron. That is unacceptable, do what you must to escape that. Retain the childhood within your heart if you must, to keep warmth in gay youth, however you absolutely must step away from your tit and womb. It's been 3 decades OP, you need to start living life as an independant man, and a real human being.

You need to go through Life's Mitzvah or die as half of a man. And this is coming from someone, who is literally, half a man.

I hope you figure it all out in the end OP.

Cheers I guess.
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>>25838027

>saw this peice of shit thread, decided to derail it with bait, seems like i suceeded
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>>25837965
FNAF was way better than Undertale. Has a better fandom too.
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>>25838040
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>>25838042
I liked Gone Home too. I still cry when I watch the playthroughs on youtube.
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Wow the bipolarity in this thread is amazing
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Taking all bets

5/1 it's standard leddit bait
3/1 lt's leddit nigger who got dared to post here on spooky scary 4chins
10/1 readit retard who actually came here for advice without fucking lurking
2/1 OP is a fag and is still from readit becuase he can't stop samefagging with double space
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>>25838040
KEK.
You can't be serious.
In fact both of their fan bases are even worse than MLP's and that is an achievement.
FNAF is just mindless jump-scare bullshit and undertale is a shitty hipster meme game by faggots who want to shove indie games down everyone's throat.
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>>25838040
>FNAF
>better fandom
Furfag detected
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>>25838061
>readit retard who actually came here for advice without fucking lurking
I think this is the case, lad.
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>>25838058

U W0T M8?
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>>25837992
>>25837993
>>25837997
I want to believe
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>>25835653
I bet your mom spends most of her nights drinking because your father left and the only man left in the house is an autistic manchild who just won't leave her alone
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>>25838031
That was beautiful, anon.
You aren't 'half a man'. You're a bigger man than me by a long shot.
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>>25838093

it begins anew
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>>25838062
Let's be honest, I've played both games, and I am not proud of it. Undertale was a 5/10 game, not shit but not good enough for the generated autism, where as FNAF was a 2/10 at best, like an even shittier Slender: The Eight Pages.

The fandoms, however, are more autistic than the potato wing of your local hospital.
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>>25835653
In response to your dilemma, op. I would say
>consensual rape
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Be human and fight 4 pone right
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>>25835653
I feel so fucking bad for your mum
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>>25835754
>spirit of Applejack
>You live with your mom
looks like you don't have the spirit of Applejack either
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Dude I kek'd pretty hard at this b8.
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>This whole thread
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>>25838148
>ableist stereotype
TRIGGERED
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Act like an adult and tell her to go fuck herself.
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>>25838111
Okay. I had a snicker. That was pretty funny anon.

I remember playing five nights when it first came out. I got bored in like ten minutes. I turn around and look back and now it's generated the most terribly cancerous fan base I've ever seen.

What's fucked up most, is I used to watch mlp with my little sister, and she used to be really into ponies. Now she watches people play five nights instead of mlp with me. It honestly hurts man. Me and my sister used to be close.

Also, even if I hated this song, this view count makes me want to shred my face of with a cheese grater.
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>>25838154
Can't tell if sarcastic shitposting or legit >>>/t/umblrtard.
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>>25835653
>31 years old
>lives at home
>watches show for 5 year old grills
>makes post on 4chin
>mfw

Please kill me!
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>>25838158
The irony in this is superb.
The only 'adult' thing he can do is to kill himself and let his mother live in peace.
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>>25838163
>Can't tell if sarcastic shitposting or legit
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>25838031
I would hug you Anon because that's something that you could never do again.
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>>25838175
Ever heard of Poe's law?
Besides, I would say that he is definitely being sarcastic but we keep getting more and more newfags from Tumblr, that's why anything is possible at this point.
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>>25838017
Maybe you are OP
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>>25838193
Maybe I am OP
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>>25838200
Maybe you are.
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>>25837733
>season 5 power ponies

You sure about that. (I feel real autistic all of a sudden)
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Oh wow...the poor woman raised him for 31 years only to be disappointing.
Not even Jesus can save him now.
Just listen to satan up there
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>>25838208
Yeah i thought the episode doesn't match his claims of what its about.
Season 5 is worst season anyway.
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>>25835653

K.
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It is real fucking sad as a fan of the show to see how many retards like OP there are that like it.
Makes me feel like I could be starring down the same life as OP eventually.
Should I quit MLP? B-but I love MLP *_*
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>>25838162
Double space post!
This is faggot OP.
>>
>BREAKING NEWS
>A 31 year old man stabbed his mother In her chest and face 47 times!
>When the police took the man away he wouldn't stop singing what appears to be the theme song for the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'
>The man is currently being questioned by the police because they believe he is also involved in the disappearance of a 11 year old girl
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>>25838263

ebin
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>>25838254
You can quit BUT THE RIDE NEVER STOPS
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>>25838162
this
I had a similar experience (but without the feels), my cousin who's like 11 or 12 used to be big into mlp, now she's into FNAF and draws the characters, watches yt playthroughs etc
So many kids play that game and make up that bullshit fandom, it should be called Furry Factory
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>>25838205
Maybe we are all OP
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>>25838254
Don't worry the ride will end in at least 2021.
You will be able to completely move on.
Also: Stop using emoticons, this is an image board after all.
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OP truly is the future all us bronies must face.
It is inevitable.
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>>25838185
>she forgot to mention the patriarchy
TRIGGERED
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>>25838263
I bet he rapes his mother before and after.
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>>25838301
Nah.
You are not obligated to be such a faggot of huge caliber like him, hiding your power level would allow you to have a normalfag life outside of this board.
And I don't think I would be anything like him anywhere in the future.
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>>25838301
>bronies
Don't you dare to call me that you disgusting plebeian
I rather be acknowledged as the horsefucker I truly am.
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>>25838261
Are you retarded?
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>>25838315
I'm kinda regretting the Rarity tattoo I got after reading how far OP has fallen into madness.
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>>25838328
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I have a picture of OP and his mother
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>>25838351
You know... you don't have to post this image over and over again.
If you check the archive that is desustorage.org you will find tons of posts by anons who actually fucked horses in the early days of this board.
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>>25838328
Is being a brony and wanting to fuck horses the same thing?
If so, I am a brony.
Who will stand with me?!!
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>>25835720
>>25837256
Wait wait, you guys actually watch the show?
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>>25838368
Go to bed OP
You have to start job-hunting tomorrow
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>>25838378
>Actually watching the show
Pfft, this is teh faggotry :^)
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Whats the best way for an aspie like me to avoid becoming filth like OP? Im not particularly very good at anything, and im only half as retarted as i claim to be because of money.i picked up art though. I do have some issues focusing.
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This has been the best thread /mlp/ has had in a while though.
I hope OP is real. I just feel so much better about myself knowing that this pathetic dude is out there crying because he has to quit a little girls tv series.
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>>25838392
I seriously want to help but I don't know how.
If you really are an aspie, maybe you should check out wrong planet forums.
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>>25838392
Get a more manly interest.
It is as simple as that. Focus your attention and retard aspie mind skills towards an activity that men do.
Stop watching cartoons because the slippery slope into degeneracy is a short ride by the look of OP.
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>>25838378
>he doesn't watch the show
>he never fapped to Pony porn
>he hasn't fucked a horse
>he doesn't have at least five tulpas
>he doesn't own a plushie of his waifu and creams it every night
>he has never cried himself to sleep because she will never be real
he doesn't want to cum inside rainbow dash
Do you even /mlp/, fag?
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>>25838417
Your list is long and I can only say I haven't fucked a horse.The rest is pretty much spot on except Rainbow Dash isn't hot enough to cum inside of.
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>>25835887
Does invoking the name of Fluttershy stop people being mean?
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>>25838444
trips of truth
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>>25838410
Oh christ whats a more manly interest? I mean i do some exercise and go to the gym every so often but all I can think of off the top of my head thats manly is building a spice rack
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>>25838451

>>25836666
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>>25838458
Pretty much anything is more manly than MLP. Start building your spice rack and then for project 2 build a shed. Project 3 build a house.
Stop being a faggot and start being a man.
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>>25838410
Not the anon you replied to but...
>Get a more manly interest.
This won't work, it only causes you to become insecure about your masculinity.
I know because I tried it out 2 years ago.
I downloaded a shit load of black metal albums and some melodeath ones, I listened to all of them and I tried to do what the most boyish crackers can do so hard that I became successful in pretending to be a macho but it became meaningless, a game of pretend.
And the worst part was that it made the lust for ponies grow higher than ever so I did the right thing, I understood the concept of persona, authenticity and masks that people wear all the time and I just started to be the way I was before watching the show and becoming a ponyfag while also maintaining MLP as a private hobby.
It's a common misconception that people have about multiple personality disorder that causes them to be afraid of this but in reality if you stay in control, nothing would ever go wrong.

I used to be a faggot who fapped to futa even before FiM became a thing so I feel better the way I am now, it's not degeneracy, it's fun.
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>>25838464
>a second obvious bait post.
Didn't realize Hiatus meant one man readit raids.
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>>25838502

umm... whats readit?
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>>25838502
All thanks to the hiatus. Many anons are bored and they start bait threads just for fun
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Oh man this is making me so mad. If OP is bait. Leave us alone with your shit. We are adults and are entitled to our lives.
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>>25838606
Well said. Probably OP is a reddit meme'r looking for a laugh at our expense.
As rainbow dash is my witness I will meet OP in combat and spill his blood with my katana.
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>>25838623
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>>25838623
>>We are adults and are entitled to our lives.
>Well said.
>As rainbow dash is my witness
>I will meet OP in combat
>spill his blood
>with my katana.
Heh, I meh'd.
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>>25838343

Pics or it didn't happen bruh
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>>25838486

>Spice rack

Fuck off Ron.
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>>25835653
jesus fuck anon your 31 years old fuck your mother
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>>25835653
Get a job and move out you fucking pussy.
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>>25838200
that's not me
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>this whole thread
for what purpose?
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>>25835653
Oh, man not sure if you are Bating or not, I'm not a rude person in real life, sometimes I go crazy but I want to give you advice and a warning, tell her that is a Family show, if you are a fan of MLP you know that is not targeted 100% to 6yr old girls you must know it if you are a fan, so take care mate, if your issues are real try to explain them in a more serious way, so I can help, if you are not true GTFO.
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>>25839094
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Why is it so easy to rake in replies with something this obvious, this makes me sad
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>>25835653
This is worse than shimmer and glimmer fags
in fact
fuck that
this is worser than nyx
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>>25839094
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>>25839218

Top fucking lel
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>>25837997
>>25837993
>>25837992
>bronybait
>brony
that_fucking_one_glimmer_face.tiff
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>>25839414
Where?
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>>25837966
therefore we are bleach
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>>25835653
I feel so sorry for you OP. When my mother found out that I like the show she, out of the blue (no pun intended) bought me a little cuddly Rainbow Dash keyring plushy, later she asked me what my favorite pony was so I said "Fluttershy" so she then bought me this little Fluttershy figurine.

I don't think there's anything you can say to her that'll change her mind. But know that we're here for you! Or I am anyway
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>>25840283
>bumping this thread
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>>25835653

>31.
>no job.
>lives with parents.
>only wants pony toys for hearts warming.

Just fucking die already.
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>>25840396
>tripfaging
>hearts warming
kil ur self
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>"any pony"
Kill yourself OP
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>>25840423
Don't even M8 I said I say Don't even start it with me M8.
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>>25840490
I honestly think you should take his advice and kill yourself.
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>>25835653
Too much bait in this post.

WAH WAH IM a 31 YEAR OLD MANCHILD WHO DOESN'T WORK STILL.

WAHH I HAVE A "christmas list" BECAUSE I HAVE NO DISPOSABLE INCOME.

Sureeeeee.

Good troll though. Only a simpleton would get rused from such low tier bait.
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>>25837244
Q4 autism is a real big deal. Q4 Autism on 4chan is like Q4 sales on Amazon.
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>>25835653
Thanks for the laugh m8.
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>>25838417
Alright Jin calm the fuck down. Go fuck your gay boyfriend's asshole while you cum on your plushie.
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>>25840586
>OH SANDWICH. U SO FUNNY.

Brought to you by redditmemes.9gag.org
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>>25835666
this t.bh f.am
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>>25840396
>hearts warming
Fuck man at least get the autism right it's called Hearth's Warming ya faggot
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>>25835653
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>>25835653
>31
>Mom Banned Me From MLP

Sure
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>>25835653
The problem isn't watching mlp, the problem is you not having a job.
>>
Get a job. I'm 30 and into MLP more than most. My mother doesn't mind and thinks it's kind of funny because I have a job, live with my bf, and support myself. She doesn't hate you for liking MLP, she hates you for being a failure and MLP is an example.
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>>25841042
This. My mom finds my pone obsession laughable at best. But I live alone and have a career so I can do fuckall with my time.
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>>25835928
jamal pls go away
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>>25835653
The problem isn't watching mlp, the problem is giving out such autistic bait.

Thanks Poe's law.
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>>25837951
>tfw made this image because I was autism raging there was never bait on the hook
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>>25840552
>normie
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>>25840423
>Tripfagging
That's not a tripcode, you fucking retard. Lurk moar
>>
What a fucking awful underage newfaggotry central this thread has become, holy shit
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>>25839441
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>>25835653
Your mom is a faget. Mlp is for real men, like us!
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>>25835653
I suggest a barbed wire tampon.
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>>25835811
Dude ur 31 u don't need to take her shit. Watch the show as much as u want. U don't need her buying u toys. Get a job and be productive. Get ur own place and be ur own person instead of asking for help from /mlp/ of all places
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>>25835653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dLCMOyCzwE
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>>25838031
>Son, I'm 26 years old, I have a wife, and a daughter who is 2. I lost my childhood a long time ago, and I was forced to grow up when I had my ass go through boot camp. The following years only hardened my soul further, as I lost some of the best friends I ever had, lost my left arm, and came home to a society that does everything in its power to spit in my face and call me less of a person because of the actions I have done in my lifetime, and the things that I choose to believe.

>I left my parents at 17 a boy, and returned 5 years later, missing an arm, part of my soul, but much, much more of a man than I ever was.
I bet you're also trained in gorilla warfare
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>237 REPLIES
>TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN REPLIES
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
ALL OF YOU FUCKING DESERVE TO DIE, YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO TO SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD IF YOU ARE FALLING FOR FUCKING BAIT AS OBVIOUS AS THIS
KILL
YOUR FUCKING
SELVES

WHY WOULD YOU INTENTIONALLY, UNIRONICALLY BUMP THIS FUCKING BAIT THREAD FOR FUCKING 17 HOURS STRAIGHT

OP IS ALSO A FUCKING SAD PATHETIC IDIOT, HE LITERALLY BAITED FOR 17 HOURS STRAIGHT, AND YOU FUCKING MORONS FELL FOR IT
ALL OF IT
ALL OF IT

WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW THIS THREAD TO STAY ON THE BOARD
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
240 replies now lololololololol
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>>25842134

"i must stop the bait' said anon

"no anon, you ARE the bait."

and then anon was bait
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God Tier Shit Posting right here.
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>>25842197
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>>25835653
Why the fuck do we tell you to hide your power level? you had it coming faggot
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>>25842134
Thanks for the keks
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>>25835754
>finding hospitality
>on a chinese cartoon board
>on a sub-board for a cartoon about talking horses
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>>25835653
I'm 32 and my mommy let's me watch!
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>>25842134
Sage in all fields newfigs
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>>25835754
The spirit of Applejack would demand we be honest with you, and let you know you are a failure, and that you need to get a job, move out, and not let your mother control what you like or don't like in order to stop being a failure.
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>>25842634
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>>25842032
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>bait = success

But no srsly how did so many people actually ended up taking it? Geezus
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>>25843111

refuge in aducity

crosses the line twice

take your pick
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>>25838127
Kek
>>
I wish i was surprised that there are idiots here that replied to this.
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Pervert.
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Tell mom to go fuck yourself can enjoy ponies if want bitch
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Kek, god-tier troll. Over 250 replies to the most useless thread ever to appear on /mlp/. Well-done, fagets.
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>>25835653
The question is not who will let you but who will stop you.
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>>25836092
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>>25835690
>I need serious help!
Obviously
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>>25845128
best waifu
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