Have you brushed your teeth today /mlp/?
Just realized I haven't brushed my teeth today, brb brb
>>25826744
At this point it would be like cleaning the windows on a run down house.
>>25826744
I'm european, so...
>>25826744
I'm trying to take care of the ones I have left, yeah.
>>25826744
I'm wasting hundreds of dollars on dental work and I'm still too much of a piece of shit to brush daily
>>25826771
So did you brush your teeth with a Muslim dick today?
>>25826791
This, only it was my mom in middle school.
>>25826744
I would but I'm so comfy in bed. I'll do it when I get up.
>>25826744
I would clean my teeth with your vagina.
>>25828052
Done and done. Thanks Colgate!