"Now, Anon, I need you to take care of these precious animals

I must warn you Flutterbutter, I'm an omnivorous animal.

>>25820876
Alright, I'll take care of them.
>beats the shit out of angel

>>25820905
So is the bear.
Would you bro up and eat everything?
Or a fight to the death so you can have the feast all to yourself?

>>25820876
Anon's a closet zoophile and fucks all the animals while Fluttershy isn't there

>>25820876

>Be Anon
>The door to the cottage shuts like a whisper as Fluttershy leaves you alone.
>You turn to stare at the gathered animals behind you.
>Its over Anon.
>She has left you alone with them.
>Oh they were nice when she was here or at least nearby.
>But she was going to be gone for a week.
>And they knew.
>You can see them, staring at you with their hungry eyes.
>You won't last a minute longer unscathed.
>The Doe leers at you, licking her lips while the Buck makes extravagant humping gestures.
>Your cheeks clench like steel doors, attempting desperately to lock down your leather cheerio from its would be assailants.
>This is not going to be a good week.

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>>25820946
>Or a fight to the death so you can have the feast all to yourself?

Do I get to bring my friend?

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>>25820970
... So basically Flutter's animals, or all animals in general want to fuck Anon, while none of the ponies are looking.

I like this premise, I mean I like it a lot. A squirrel runs up anons pant leg. The mares laugh at him while hes squirms trying to get the squirrel out, because in reality, its actually after his nuts.

Oh there is much keks to be had if this is done right. I shall lurk with anticipation.

>>25820876
I'm going to have sex with them.

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>>25821012
Then no.

It would be extremely painful. A grizzly bear is too big, even for a big guy like me.

>>25820876
>His body was found 3 days later

>>25820970
>A week later
>The animals have violated every part of you, except your pinkie finger
>You can't go on any longer
>You suddenly hear the door creak open
>"Hello Anon, I'm back fro- OH MY GOODNESS"
>she sees you tied up on the floor
>thank god, she can put a stop to this
>"You naughty critters!"
>Your saviour is here
>"I told you not to touch him until I got back"
>Wait... what?
>"It was going to be a group activity"
>oh god
>"Oh well, since we're all here now"
>fuck fuck fuck

>>25821623
And suddenly its Flutter rape with animal help... nope.

>>25822048
This.
Go back to your containment thread.

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>>25820876
Cool. Which one is the one that's okay for eating?

>>25820956
>implying that Fluttershy isn't a closes zoophile herself

>>25820876
>Day 6 of caring for Fluttershy's pets
>You've taken as best of care as you could with them
>It wasn't so bad, most of them were really well-behaved
>Especially since Fluttershy told them to be
>You had the occasional question to ask, but Twilight handed you a manual on caring for various pets
>For some reason you could never comprehend, one of the beasts had come back with a splinter
>In the ass
>Not in the asshole, just on the ass cheeks
>You thank your fortunes
>It was a large bear, but every time you approached, he would shirk away, growling
>No way were you having that
>You gathered together a little apparatus
>Some wood
>Some rope
>You were going to get the splinter out of this beast
>You had coaxed him down to the center of the room, telling him everything would be okay
>As subtly as you could, you bound the big fella on all 4 limbs of the contraption
>Rendering him unable to move
>And you got behind him
>But when you moved a hand to his furry ass, he screamed
>He wrestled against his bindings, and one of his back legs tore off
>The force of the break slammed his back leg against you, the talons scratching up your clothes to shreds
>They fell to the ground, and you got back to work, securing him again with the fragile rope
>You had to get it done fast
>You brought your hands against his behind, searching for the splinter
>When the door opened, and Fluttershy is at the door
>Gasping
>"A-anon!"
>You were naked
>Behind a bear tied down on all fours
>Touching his ass
>And that's how you came to be known as Anon, Bearfucker

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>>25822048
>>25822117
>taking this seriously

>>25822532
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

>>25820876

"Do you see the sign on my door that says, 'fluffy animal daycare'?"
>"Um, well I--"
"Bitch, do you see the sign on my door that says, 'motherfuckin' fluffy animal daycare'?"
>"Er, no, I--"
"No, you don't! And do you know WHY you don't see a sign on my door that says, 'fluffy animal daycare'?"
>"Well, I just thought that--"
"IT'S BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BABYSIT YOUR FUCKING ANIMALS!!!"
>Pick up Butterhush.
>Turn her around.
>Put her down again.
>Go as far as you can into your house to get a good run-up.
>Run full tilt back towards door.
>Punt annoying animal-loving pone into the middle distance.
>Slam door shut.
>Go back to playing video games.

>>25822629

kek

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>>25822629
This is why you are gonna die alone in your basement, faggot.