Anon in Pone Prison #29 Merry Hearthswarming edition

Holy shit, got a little worried when I couldn't find the old one. Bump.

Figured I'd pick up the mantle once more. Been several threads since I did this. I can't do any green cause I have a Christmas party right after work. But I'll be back

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>>25763536

Be Yarn Feather
>PANCHO IS FLYING
>WITHOUT WINGS
>How is that possible?!
>…He is going to hurt himself!
>What should you do!?
>You turn to look at Jenny who is deep sleeping
“J-Jenny! W-wake up! Please!”
>You call her out loudly and the giraffe reacts slowly
>”Mmmnn… is it lunch already?” Jenny said as she yawned with her eyes mid closed half, raised in the bed
“Jenny! Pancho! Flying! Ceiling! Look!”
>”What? Uh… Pancho what?”
>She lazily looked at the ceiling; Jenny soon spotted Pancho in midair
>”Oh, Pancho is flying”
>She then lied back in bed
>What? What’s that reaction! Pancho is-
>”Wait, Pancho is flying?” Jenny said surprised taking notice “I thought he…”
“He doesn’t have wings! I know right?”
>”I… wasn’t going to say that… but yeah… how is he flying? …Let me talk with him”
>Jenny got up from her bed and got his head in position near Pancho
>”Pancho? You alright?”
>”……..”
>Pancho was now staring at both of you, moving slowly from left to right
>”Is it something the matter? You need water? Are you hungry?”
>”……”
>Still no answer…
>You started to shiver and so did Jenny
>”Maybe he is… walking sleeping? Or I don’t know, this is weird”
>You looked with concern at Jenny as the room got quiet by mere seconds, until you could hear a muffled voice coming from Pancho
>”……yes…..”
>Your hearth sinks as he answered and Jenny eyes went wide
>…Why? Why didn’t you get happy like last time?
>…no, there is something wrong here. Last time Pancho was speaking with a different voice, another accent… but maybe
>Maybe he has different voices? Maybe is because he is tired? Maybe he’s walking sleep like Jenny said!
>”Pancho… talked…”
>Well for some reason Jenny wasn’t as much excited as you were the first time…

>>25820939

“He’s shy… maybe you were right and he was sleeping walking, I mean is no big deal! My cats do that all the time”
>”But-“
>Jenny stopped mid sentence as Pancho was levitating back to the bed
>He tenderly stops and settles in a comfy position
>There was a blue aura surrounding him for a second, and when you blinked it was gone
>All what is left are his sounds of snoring
>You look at Jenny who couldn’t stop shivering
“…Now what do we do?”
>”Now we tell Anon about this…”
>But what if… what if Anon knew that Pancho could fly? They could say we are silly to think he couldn’t…
“What if Pancho can fly without wings… what if he has, I don’t know… magic or something? I mean, didn’t you see that blue aura surrounded him?”
>”I don’t know Yarn, but I really have a bad feeling about all this, the ambient isn’t helping a bit…”
>Maybe she is right, or isn’t
>Only one who can answer our questions is Anon
>And he is in the tour with the warden… it could take a big time for him to get back
>Well… at least we can ask Pancho some stuff since he talked… maybe he feels more comfortable with us!
>You two were too concerned for Pancho that you two couldn’t sleep, so Jenny brought some tea from his fridge with some hay and lettuce sandwiches
>Maybe a good lunch could calm you, well, for both of you

>>25821132

Be Short Fuse
“What… do I need to do?”
^Good that you accepted my teaching. Better take notes dear. First you’ll need two participants, it works with more than three but the usual is two.
“Participants? You don’t need ingredients?”
^Oh no, no! Only ingredients you’ll need are milk, eggs and two sausages, but not like you think.
>Sausages? What kind of pie uses sausages? Ew….
+Umm… I… I don’t think this is a good idea… can’t we have cuddles instead?
^Oh but we are going to have cuddles after and during this!
>Well… whatever gets you cuddles is good you guess
^And that’s correct! Alright, I’ll be Anon and Devil shoulder will be you, ‘Shorty’!
>The fact that your conscience is calling you like the nickname Anon gave you concerns you…
^Look carefully and take notes if you want, the first step is to start like this!
>Angel shoulder glared at Devil shoulder, he tried to don’t stare back but Angel shoulder forced him to look at him, then he started to kiss Devil shoulder. Devil shoulder tried to back off but Angel shoulder was pushing him; you could clearly see their tongues fighting one against the other…
>You didn’t know tongues were used to kiss…
>Did your Angel shoulder want you to see this!? They need to stop!
>…But you can’t stop them
>Or maybe you don’t want to?
>You bite your lip as they continue kissing slowly; you could hear both of their whimpers
>Angel shoulder stopped kissing Devil shoulder; a trail of saliva was visible between them. They were heavily panting
>Devil shoulder then looked at you, not in signal to help you, but with an embarrassed look
^Hah… What? It turns you that someone is watching?

>>25821154

>Angel shoulder then kissed Devil shoulder’s neck and licked it
+Hnng… Ah….
>Devil shoulder didn’t tried to back off this time
>You slowly grab part of your neck with your right hoof. It was suddenly itching…
> Angel shoulder turned to look at you while he held with his two hooves your Devil shoulder
^What? Starting to remember something? Maybe a… wet dream? You lewd warden with lewd thoughts.
>Angel shoulder started to bit the ear of Devil shoulder playfully
+Aaaaah~ N-not the ear…
>Devil shoulder said with one eye closed looking at Angel shoulder with a furious blush in his face
^Such girly dirty moans, I’m going to punish you harder than Anon did to Shorty
>And then they started to kiss again, and you stared. You just stared at your conscience making out…
>Well, what else could you do? You can’t join them…
>Eh, isn’t not like you want… you want to stop them! …not like someone is watching this besides you
>They once again stopped kissing and angel shoulder looked at you
^You want to join? Eh… maybe in your dreams. If you know what I am saying.
>Angel shoulder then liked his lips seductively
>Devil shoulder nuzzled with Angel shoulder, and he nuzzled back
^A threesome… would be fun. Now you… you better conjure a pillow and start biting it…
>Devil shoulder lied on the floor and conjured a pillow, which he grabbed and was about to bit as Angel shoulder commanded
+P-please be gentle!
^Hmm… maybe we could start giving ourselves a warm before we start…
>You weren’t hidden it anymore. You were curious as to what was going to happen next
>Angel shoulder started to lick Devil shoulder’s belly while slowly going to his face again, going deeply into a kiss. You could see both of them moving their bottom parts, wiggling their butts
+Hnnnmm!
>But why? You couldn’t see clearly… and you really wanted to see now…

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>>25821407

Be Anonymous
>”Aww… our balls touched!” a yellow stallion with white mane said
>”Wasn’t that the point of the game?” another stallion, this one with brown skin and gray mane said
>”No, we are playing polo! Not pool!”
>And you are… or were listening to those ponies trying to play polo
>Heh… ponies playing polo; you figured they would play like in your world, one riding the other
>Hell that would be cute
>But well, you were sitting in a bench in the park
>Taking the sun and feeling the breeze of the desert meanwhile you waited for Shorty
>You weren’t getting bored, but soon you’ll be if you don’t find something better to do than to listening to silly ponies doing silly things

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Eh I'm having connection problems and also helping with a party here in my street.
So... that's everything for the moment.
And here is pic which drawfriend made for the chapter.

>>25819617
bump

>>25819617
bump

>>25819617
bump. the fuck is everyone doing, why are we at page 10 again?

>>25823287
Well I did my thing
And i'm busy with my posada/party thing
I can't write with my cousin yelling at my ear tho
Later i'm gonna post in a row I guess

>>25823615
Well that's one down, but I am wondering where everyone else is.

>>25823636
Did you check the kitchen?

>>25824150
Empty

>>25823636
I had stuff n' things to do. New green coming within the hour, though.

>>25824633
Yay

>>25819617
bump

>>25807266
>She makes a comment on the bed
>"A strange material... Not as soft as cloud, and yet I cannot say it is inferior. What is it?"
"Memory foam. It's essentially elastic material interwoven with soft fabric, if memory serves."
>Pure bullshit, you had no fucking idea
>But you couldn't afford to appear ignorant on anything from Earth
>You had a princess to impress
>"An interesting idea..."
>She ceases her rolling, stretches out, and pats the spot next to her
>"You needn't stand, Anon."
>You're only too happy to accept
>You flop onto the bed, and Luna scoots in close, laying a hoof and wing across you
>This
>This is nice
>You wrap an arm around her in return, and you both just lay like that for a while
>She eventually breaks the comfortable silence
>"May I see more?"
"You hardly need to ask at this point, Luna. What do you want to see?"
>"Your kin and friends, for one. For you to wish to return home for their sake, you must love them a great deal. Additionally... I have enjoyed everything you've shown me so far, but... I want to see more of /you/, Anon. More of the tale that is your life, not merely the backdrops to it. "
>...you don't deserve this
>This interest, this earnest affection
>But you can't find the steel in yourself to say no
>Not after taking a look into those teal eyes
>Plus, you honestly don't want to see her sad anymore
>Not after that shit you read in the encyclopedia
>Nothing for it then, but you will have to make some...
>Embellishments
"Alright. What would you like to see first?"
>"Whatever you wish to show me first."
>Crap
>You were hoping she'd put some thought into that question, so you could have more time to think
>Whatever
>Let's lead off with your parents
>You shut your eyes, but rather than change the whole scene, you just summon up a person
>Or rather the image of that person
>Your dad, or his younger self at least, to keep up the illusion
>You take after him a great deal
>Luna notices too
>"Would this be your father?"
"It is."

>>25825423
>"The resemblance is apparent."
>You chuckle
>You wish you could show her his 5 brothers
>The family resemblance was crazy
>"What realm does he preside over?"
>There's what you were afraid of
>Still, you were somewhat prepared
"He presides over space."
>Luna looks back at you, awed
>"As in, the void? The realm of stars?"
"Ah, no. As in, perceived space. For example, the lack thereof between you and I."
>You give her a little squeeze
>She giggles
>You elaborate a little
"My father could move several thousand pounds of matter from one point to another."
>Luna's eyes widen
>You knew that much weight would be a big deal, considering the reaction you got in the weight room earlier
>It wasn't exactly a lie, either
>He worked as a truck driver now, hauling freight
>You just took inspiration from that
>"T-truly? In an instant?"
"Indeed."
>Not really, but the truth wasn't as impressive
>"And your mother?"
>You conjure up her image too, next to your dad's
"She is among the humans that create things, like Faust."
>Your mom's the head of graphic & web design at an insurance company
>Luna perks up at that
>"Did she create a world like ours?"
>Do webpages count?
"Yes, but less complex. She also made some of the paintings you saw around the house."
>Luna examines your mom with new appreciation
>"What about you?"
>She's been working up to this question
>Here it is, Anon
>The big one
>What should you-
>Before you can finish your thought, the dream starts rumbling
>Luna's still looking at you expectantly
>You shoot her a grin
"Next time!"
>She pouts
>You know just the thing to cheer her up, though
"Don't be like that, I have something else for you."
>"Oh? What?"
>You lean in and lock lips
>She squeaks, paralyzed for a moment, then melts into you
>You run a hand up her belly as you break the kiss, smiling down at her blushing face
"See you tonight, Luna."
>...
>Back in your cell
>Luna still likes you, and massive dream battles were had
>10/10 night
>Check phone
>7:38

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>>25826119
Damn negro if you dig your hole any deeper you're going to end up in China.

>>25826159
But we need to go deeper.

Done for now.

>>25819617
Holy dicks I'm so baked. Enjoy this green stuff.

>Soon enough you leave the room with your new changeling pal and Ary.
>You still have no idea how many rooms you have left, but a quick glance down the hall told you that you still had plenty of them left.
>Ary just looks at your new friend wearily.
>"I hope you know what you're doing, Anon."
"I don't, actually, but I'm sure I'll find out."
>She gives a worried look.
>You wave it off.
"I can promise you that I care as much about my well being as you do."
>She puts on a deadpan look.
"Well it's true."
>Her face softens, and she walks up and hugs your side.
>"Keep an eye on it, okay?"
"Like a hawk."
>She nods and slowly walks away.
>The new member to your party sticks by your side and watches you knock and walk into the room.
>Immediately you see that no body's there.
>You shrug and open the bathroom door.
>Immediately, you see a mare sitting in the shower.
>She turns and presses her backside against the glass, then slowly turns around and screams.
>You yelp and slam the door.
>Y-you didn't mean to do th-that...
>Almost immediately after, a the mare comes out, wrapped in a towel and scowling at you.
>"W-why were you spying on me?!"
>She backs you against the wall.
>The changeling just watches.
"I-I didn't do it on purpose! I swear!"
>"Likely story! Why'd you do it, huh?! And..."
>She leans into your ear.
>"Did you want a better look?"
>You feel the heat of the shower beside her.
>You look to the sides.
>This mare is crazy seductive.
"N-no thanks!!"
>She rubs your leg with a hoof.
>"You sure about that, big guy?"
>You quickly nod.
>She softly pouts, and winks.
>"Well, then... When you change your mind... You know where to find me."
>She caresses your cheek.
>"Unless... You want me to find you."
>She gets off and slowly walks back towards the shower, moving her hips back and forth and flicking her tail.
>...You'll just pretend you didn't see that...

>>25826549
>Big guy
4U

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>>25826591
Ayy

>>25826159
I know right?

I'm definitely not looking forward to the crash, it's gonna be catastrophic.

>>25826549
>In fact, as far as you're concerned, this room doesn't exist.
>You silently walk out of there with the changeling in tow.
>"...Those were some interesting emotions back there-"
"Sh-shut up."
>It's not like you did anything on purpose.
>You walk into the next room and see a bookfort sitting across the room.
>This mare is pink and green-haired, aside from the blue, grey-haired one in the room before this one.
>She just looks at you, peering over a small stack of books with her hooves on the edge.
>She slowly sets out a sign in front of it.
>'All humans welcome'
>You sigh and just check the bathroom.
>Clear-
>The fort got closer.
>You don't know how, but it did.
>You cautiously watch it, then check the nightstand.
>Clea-
>-How did that thing MOVE?
>And you know it did.
>It wasn't huddling you in the corner of the wall when you first came in here.
>You just don't get how the whole thing is able to move so dang quickly.
>You step over to the closet and pretend to scan it.
>You watch through your peripherals and jump as soon as you see it moving.
"AH HAH! GOTCHA!"
>The mare stops, and you see her eyes barely peeking over the books.
>Before you can say anything, you're magic-ed over to the fort and put inside.
>It's small and cramped as shit.
>The mare leans over and tries to kiss you.
"Nope, NOPE! Christ, why are you ponies so persistent and WEIRD about this shit?!"
>You lean back and destroy a wall of the fort, sending loads of hardcovers to your face.
>You see the changeling just watching you again.
>"A-aw, come on, just a LITTLE kiss! Please?"
>You pick the bug-pony up and leave the room.
>"...How are you ANNOYED by so much affection? Just a quarter of your love could feed a hive for months!"
>You look down at the changeling and frown.
"Not only am I with Aryanne, but all the ponies here are so... FORWARD. There's more to love than just wanting someone THAT way, if you can even call it love."
>It nods, but doesn't look satisfied by your explanation.

>>25826693
'Aight, I guess I'll cut this off here.

I'm reeaally stoned right now. Writing's gettin' difficult fast.

How do ponies live with the knowledge that at any point they or their friends or family could be abducted and replaced with a changeling?

>>25826693
Also good

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Cookies bump

Drunk af no bump

>>25819617
>A pony's muzzle breaches the surface of the pond
>Followed by an entire pony
>Why were you concerned for the fish first?
>Well this pony did stalk and terrify you
>The pony shakes herself off
>It looks like a pegasus
>Well it /was/ flying
>And now it’s shivering
*achoo*
>Oh yeah that's right its pretty cold out here isn't it
>"Are you alright?"
*sniffle*
"You ATTACKED me with your smoke dragon!"
*achoo*
>Aww the poor thing must be freezing
>You move to go help her
>Let’s put out this cigarette first
>She's had a bad reaction to it
>You kneel down in front of the shivering and, if you could see in this light more than likely, crying pony
>"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't even know you were there, I swear"
>The little pony is still dripping wet
>Mainly cuz she's still got her suit on
"Well I don't trust you!"
*achoo*
>"But you need my help"
>She looks down at herself, shivering, and at the far, far away nice and toasty facility
"Sadly I may"
>Let’s find out if a pony’s blush can work as a light?
>"Well you need to strip out of those clothes to begin with"
>Yes it can apparently, lol nah you just being hyperbolic
"W-why must I do that"
>"The clothes retain a lot of water, they keep you wetter and colder for longer"
"But what am I supposed to wear?"
>hmm
>You take off your shirt
>"Here you can wrap yourself up in this"
>She give a harrumph
"Fine, but only because I don't want to get a cold!"
>She pulls off her cloths and you offer your shirt
>She goes to take it but a sprained ankle has her stumbling to the ground
>OH MY GOD POOR PONY NO!

Late night short update cuz you fools need something

>>25828123
>You rush over and help her up
>These pegasi really are light
>And is something wrong with her wings?
>She looks up at you
"I may need your help more than I thought"
>Her sprained ankle prevented her from walking properly
>And an apparently scratched wing obtained from falling had her stop flying
>Looks like you're on pony carrying duty for now
>You dry the pony off with your shirt and bundle it up
>With the now slowly warming pony in your arms you trudge off toward the living area
>Don't forget her cloths
>By the time you reach the door the pony is a bundle of warmth once again
>She's a grey pony, like a storm cloud, with shiny silver hair
>"Where to mare'am"
>Lol u so phuny
"Take your first left, past two corridors go right then it's the third door to the right from there"
>Straight to the point then

>>25828126
>It's the Guard lounge
>That would make the pony you rescued from following you a guard
>Lol you made a guard strip down
>You toss her wet cloths on the nearby bench
"Can you take me over to locker three"
>You move over to the correct locker and lower the pony in front of it
>A hoof peaks out from the bundle and twists away at the combination
>The locker squeaks open and she draws out a fresh guards uniform
"Can you please put me on that couch over there"
>You comply and put the little mare on the couch
>She wriggles out of your now damp shirt
>To reveal something odd
>Das no pegasus is it?
>In place of the usual soft feathered wings of a pegasus are the leathery wings of a bat
>You'd thought her wings had felt strange earlier
>"You're not a pegasus are you?"
>Her head peaks through her guard uniform (little blue shirt with belt for baton)
"I guess I'm the first bat pony you've seen, just like your the first scaleless dragon I've seen"
>"Sorry to disappoint but I'm not a dragon. I'd be the first human you've ever seen"
"You're not a dragon? but I saw you make fire and breath smoke when I was checking on you"
>Yeah for sure, checking on you
>Some call it stalking but you say walking just extremely close behind
>"I was just having a smoke"
"See you must be a dragon, they say that all the time!"
>She points an accusational hoof at you
>You throw your hands up in defeat
>"Sure I'm a scaleless dragon whatever"
>You look back at her
>"You called yourself a bat pony?"

>>25828135
*Nod* *nod*
"mmhmm, technically I'm a pegasus who's been blessed by Luna to have an affinity for the night"
>Luna?
>"and who is Luna?"
>The mare looks at you in concern
"How do you not know who Princess Luna is! What are you an alien?"
>Your cover's blown. ABORT! ABORT!
>"Absolutly not, I'm a scaleless dragon"
>She give an amused smile
>Excellent cover has been saved
"Well Luna is the Princess of the night, she raises and lowers the moon and watches over all the sleeping ponies"
>A princess who raises and lowers the moon?
>Sounds more like a smart pony who's good at scamming fools
>"And why have you been blessed by Luna?"
>You're looked at like a child
"Because, you silly dragon, Luna can't watch everypony at once. So she gifts her closest guards the gift of the night"
>She shakes out her wings to give you a better view of this 'gift'
"We bat ponies can also stay up much later than normal ponies"
"Now please have a seat inmate, I'm sorry for yelling at you before I don't think you attacked me on purpose"
>You take a seat next to the bat pony
"May I have your name inmate?"
>"Anonymous, but you can call me anon"
"Anon. The name suits you. I'm Silver linings"
>Looking down at Silver Linings you can see the small red scratch on her wing and recall her injuries
>"Did you want to see the nurse for your wing and hoof?"
>The bat pony inspects herself and pokes at her ankle
"Ouch"
"I think I should but I wouldn't want to wake up Nurse Soft Cotton"
>"Don't worry about it, I have a way to make sure she wont be upset
>A fluff rubbing way

>>25828149
That's it btw

>>25828154
waiting for more

>>25828154
Gud stuff, m8.

only 12 here boop

>>25829359

>>25826549
>>25826693
You know, I can't help but notice, even though there was a few repeated words, it looks like I use a bit more details here than in my regular writing...

I oughta write high more often.

Also bump.

>>25828149
Where's your pastbin?

>>25831519
http://pastebin.com/u/Zew

I made it just for you bby

>>25830907

>>25832566
I tried searching it but I got a bunch of random pastebins that weren't yours

>>25832566
>>25833811
Witnessed. It works for me

>>25833811
That's why you use
the fucking
LINK.

boop

page 8 lovely lady bumps

>>25832566
Good, next thread we'll add you in the OP
So, anyone is planning to do a christmas/hearts warming one shot?

>>25835869
>Anon is in pony prison for hugging princess pony
>Christmas morning he gets new cellmate
>Santa was arrested for breaking into everyone's house

>>25836135
Dunno why, but that last line reminds me of Red Dwarf, where the crew gets to the galaxy where time flows backwards. There muggings are people forcing money into your wallet, but where firemen are bastards taking people into burning building and where Santa is a depraved creature stealing presents from children.

>>25835869
>anon snuggles with windigos
>They can no longer create cold weather
>ponies experience their first hearths warming eve in summer conditions, no warming required this year

>>25835869
>You are Anon.
>Today is Hearth's Warming Eve, the pony-land version of the 24th.
>And it's snowing like a motherfucker.
>You take your red scarf off, and re-wrap it to cover your face as you walk.
>After placing your hands in your pockets, you continue crunching through the snow-covered roads of Ponyville.
>The wind howling by is the only noise heard besides your footsteps.
>Though some houses' windows are still lit, the majority of ponies here are asleep.
>You seem to be the only one brave enough to trudge through the snow at this hour.
>And, though your watch didn't work very well here, you were sure it was about one in the morning.
>Still early, by your standards.
>You take a moment to yawn.
>Because even though you've switched to an all-vegan diet, experienced a massive culture shock, and lost every single bit of technology you used to have, your sleeping pattern was not to change.
>And since then, you have already accepted your destiny as a nocturnal internet-dweller, even when no internet to dwell on was available.
>You pull a black beanie from your pocket and hastily put it on.
>And, in order to maintain your other-worldly neckbeard status, you needed a little bit of help that only one special drink could provide.
>A small smile crosses your face just as you catch sight of your second home.
>The Ponyville Cafe.
>You push forward through the snow and quickly enter, a small bell alerting your presence to everyone inside.
>The rather bored-looking mare and her guard perks up and turns to you.
>The guard tips her hat down at you, offering a friendly grin.
>The other pony brushes a lock of brown hair away from her face and smiles.
>"Ah, there's my favorite customer! Anonymous, how've ya been?"
>You push down your scarf and start warming your hands as you walk towards the counter.
"Cold."

>>25836912
>She softly laughs.
>"Yep, it's winter, alright. Everfree Forest still brings the worst chills our way."
>You nod.
"Definitely worse than the stuff I dealt with back home, that's for sure."
>She replies with a small nod of her own.
>"And it just seems to get colder every year."
>You nod again.
>"-And what better way to warm up than a nice cup of coffee, huh?"
>You sharply exhale through your nose.
"Screw a cup- I could down a whole gallon right now."
>She laughs.
>"So, that the usual, then?"
"You know it."
>She nods and puts a brown apron from the counter on.
>"It'll be just a minute."
>You nod again, then retreat back to your favorite spot- a two seated-table sitting beside a window.
>The one with the best view, for sure.
>You prop your head up with an elbow and stare outside.
>You focus on a single streetlight, watching the flakes quickly whizz past the bulb.
>A soft sigh escapes your lips.
>Things haven't really changed here, have they?
>You take a long, deep breath.
>Though you're an alien, thrown into a completely different universe, things didn't really CHANGE.
>You take a moment to think.
>You're still pretty lonely.
>You still have no job.
>And, your 'friendships' still revolve around one-sided business owners, who enjoy taking your money more than they do actually talking to you.
>Hell, the only big, noticeable change here is that you're skinnier.
>And even then, you haven't done much to improve on that development.
>You sigh again.
>Your thoughts are cut off by a mug being placed on the table.
"Thanks."
>You get a small smile in return, then she walks back towards the counter.
>You glance at the empty tables around you.
>If she wanted to, she could easily strike up a conversation with you.
>Nobody comes here in this weather but you.
>Your eyes trail over to the mug before you.
>There's a small, wrapped candy cane taped to its side.
>You ignore it, and take a small sip of your cappuccino.
>You can feel it making its way to warm up your insides.

>>25828149
>Still shirtless you roam the eerie blue corridors giving an injured bat pony a piggy back
>To your surprise you see a light coming from under Soft Cotton's door
>You gently knock
>A very flustered and notably poofy Soft Cotton emerges dreary eyed
"Oh good evening anon"
>That sly smile creeps on her face as she stares widely at your exposed man sized chest
"I was just thinking of you"
>That cheeky pony
>She was definitely a lot more forthcoming than Shear
>Must be that aggressive pegasi personality
>"It's good to see you again, I wish under better circumstances tho"
>Silver Linings pipes up from your shoulders at that
"I've got a couple booboos doc"
>Soft Cotton registers Silver Linings
"Ahhh Silver, you've been flying in the dark again I see"
>Silver Linings gives an indignant huff
"I'm too good at night flying to crash and you know that!"
"Anon here accidentally knocked me out of a tree when I was, uh, making sure he was staying out of trouble"
>Soft Cotton just shakes her head
"Sure sure, just come in"
>You go in and put Silver Linings down on the bed for Soft Cotton to examine
>She's clearly familiar with such situations
>Going to a cabinet next to her bed she withdraws a band-aid and bandage then moves to her fridge to get an ice pack
>The band-aid is applied to her scratched wing and the ice pack wrapped to her ankle with the bandage
"Now I want you to stay off that hoof until tomorrow Silver Linings"
"That means I want you to take the night off"

>>25837207
>Silver is quick to argue but Soft Cotton cuts her off with a raised hoof
"Now, now Silver you know as much as I that the prison doesn't have any nocturnal prisoners currently, technically you should be on holidays"
>Silver quickly points a hoof at you
"What about Anon he's not asleep yet!"
>Both adorable mares look up at you
"She's right anon, what are you still doing up?"
>"I could ask you the same question Soft Cotton"
>She smiles at you
"I already told you what I was doing anon"
>Was she actually thinking of you?
"Speaking of I expect payment for services this late"
>The mares chest fluff explodes out
>Much to Silver Linings embarrassment you move your hand in and give Soft Cotton a good firm rub
>Who's a good pony?
>Soft Cotton is! yes she is!
>You end your rubs and Soft Cotton looks back at you
"So how about it anon why are you still awake?"
>"I just usually go to bed around midnight, does that make me nocturnal here or something?"
"Well you stay up late enough to qualify, but you're awake during the day for too long, so no I guess not"
>You're just an anomaly then
"Good new Silver, Anon here is up long enough for you to have some company tonight"
>Silver Linings doesn't seem to mind
"I need him to move around anyway"
>Soft Cotton shakes her head
"You can fly you know, that scrape isn't too bad"
>Silver Blanches
"No way! I've heard stories of bat ponies who get cuts on their wings that tear right through when they fly!"
>That actually sound really painful
"Fair enough, now may you both please leave my quarters, I would actually enjoy /some/ sleep"
>With that you pick up your new pony friend and head for the door
>"Thanks Soft Cotton, see you tomorrow"

That's it once more, very busy with the Christmases and moving of houses and the such
But more importantly I've almost cracked 35k words of stoner wisdom

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>>25837137
>You stare at the empty seat in front of you, mindlessly sipping from the mug in your possession.
>And before you know it, it's empty.
>Your eyes linger on the mug for a moment.
>You sigh for a third time, then grab the small candy cane attached to its side.
>You slowly tear the wrapping open and start sucking on the bottom of it.
>You re-focus on the seat.
>It always reminds you how alone you are here.
>Because if being the only human here was one thing, there was also the lack of female attention you had to deal with.
>And even in a world where they outnumber guys sixteen to one, you've yet to get the chance at finding someone special for yourself.
>And you're not picky.
>Species became a small factor when you noticed the extent of your crippling loneliness.
>And, Mass Effect also helped convince you that it was alright.
>But, just as in your home in the Milky Way, you had very little acknowledgement from the opposite sex.
>And just knowing that, hurts.
>But you try not to let it control you.
>Because friends don't make the world go 'round.
>Though, it does help you keep up with it.
>Your mind reels back, and you right yourself.
>Your eyes trail to the mug for another second, then you grab it and stand.
>You unconsciously walk towards the counter, and hand the mug to the pony.
>You pull the candy cane from your mouth and look at her.
"Thanks for the coff-"
>She cuts you off with a gasp.
>She cowers and covers her head with her hooves.
>"D-don't h-hurt m-me!!"
"Wha-"
>You get tackled by the guard pony beside you.
>Before you can say anything, you're flipped around, and cuffs are put on you.
>"Thought you could try and rob THIS store, huh?!"
"W-what are you talking about?"
>"You sick fiend. I never expected this from you."
>Your candy cane is viciously pulled from your hands.
>"You're going to be put away for a LOOONG time for something like this, Anonymous.:
"I-I don't understand. W-what did I do?"

'Aight, I'm done.

>>25837301
Wasn't expecting that. Kek'd.

>>25837301
Alright, you got me. I was expecting a really long and developed story about Anon living his new life. With the serious tone of the whole thing, the end really blindsided me.

kinda bummed out

>>25837301
The picture gave away the ending

>>25838060
Still good though.

>>25838078
Indeed

>>25838060
Figured I didn't leave enough details in there to show why Anon gets arrested. That damn character limit, man. Shoulda spoiler we it, though.

>>25837301
Candycanes are deadly poison to ponies, even one touch to the skin would mean certain doom

>>25839335
Durnk, while I'd be inclined to agree with you, it was given to him with the coffee. I don't quite think that the ponies would give out lethal poison with their coffee so freely.
Unless the server wanted Anon dead.

>>25839415
Santa put it there to remind Anon of home.
Santa is basically like a christmas wizard.

bamp

>>25839415
And planned a fake arrest if he didn't die, in order to rid him from the town.

>>25837301
Goddamn it, I wasn't expecting that.

>>25840293

Sweet niggerdicks, this thread's pretty slow today. It's a Saturday, guys, what are you doing?

>>25842167
-I mean Sunday, holy shit, I think I caught a mild case of autism..

>>25842167
Uh... It's Monday, Anon...
You slept too long.

>>25842191
his point still stands though.

>>25819617
bump

>>25842441

>>25827940
Original Draw Friend here, m'bored. Who wants more Cookies?

>>25843252
Me! Mememe!

>>25843252
YES

>>25843289
>>25843304
Alriiiiiiight, any suggestions, besides some l-lewd emergency churro action?

>>25843320
Her in a pail of cream? With a cookie on her head.

>>25843320
Cookies standing bravely with a non-lewd emergency churro in her mouth, while her fellow guards cower behind her.

>>25843609
working on it

>>25843935
will get to this soon.

>>25844158
I eagerly await a horse in dairy with baked goods upon her head.

humanity restored

>>25846253
How so, Anon?

>>25846253
Wrong thread m8
SiE is here
>>25744852

>>25826693
>It just looks at you, waiting for more.
"...I-I dunno. It's complicated for me, I guess... I'm sorry I don't just see physical attraction as love. More lust, if anything..."
>It stares blankly at you, as if cataloguing what you just said.
>You feel a soft tap on your arm and turn.
>Ary's there, holding your phone in her hoof.
>"This thing of yours made a few noises and shook a little bit in your shirt. I'm not sure what's wrong with it..."
>You grab the phone from her hoof and get a cute smile from her.
>It's a big jump from the soul-crushing glare she had while holding that knife earlier.
>...You sure know how to pick 'em, Anon.
>And thankfully, you don't mean that in an ironic way.
>You picked the best pony in the whole damn prison, here.
>You clutch the phone in your hand and use the other to wrap Aryanne in a big hug.
"Goddamn, I love you."
>She squeaks in response and nuzzles you with a big smile on her face.
>The Changeling immediately starts spitting and wiping its tongue.
>You both pause and look at it.
>"PPBTL, L-LOVE, S-SO... SUGARY!"
>It retreats a few feet away and just stares at you two.
>You just turn back and resume snuggling your loving pony companion.
>She giggles in response, and gently pushes herself away.
>"C-come on, Anon, I'm the warden! I have to remain professional!"
"So, letting an inmate carry you around in his arms the first day is professional, huh?"
>She blushes, and stays quiet.
>You take that as an open opportunity to boop her on the nose with yours.
>Her blush deepens immensely.
>"W-w- A-Anon! That's..."
>She pauses for a moment, then focuses back on you.
>"I-if you w-w-want..."
>Wait, what?
>What did you just do?
>She simply pecks your cheek, then quickly hops off and starts speed-walking towards her room.
>Well, whatever it is, it certainly got her riled up...
>You quickly shake your thoughts away and look at your phone.
>Your eyes instantly widen in shock.
>Your jaw hangs open.
>Your heart stops.
>...You got a text.

>>25847114
>You blankly stare at the word 'Mom' plastered on the front screen, then quickly unlock it.
>It opens over to the text she sent you.
>It's three words.
>And you can tell that it probably took a while to write.
>It takes all but a second to decipher.
>'Come home, please.'
>You can only stare at the words for a moment.
>Then you viciously write out a response.
'I'll find a way to, mom.'
>You hit send.
>You hold your breath in anticipation.
>'MESSAGE UNDELIVERED'
>You try again.
>'MESSAGE UNDELIVERED'
"Fuck YOU!"
>You ignore the zero bars at the top of your phone's screen and hit send again.
>'MESSAGE UNDELIVERED'
"FUCK! FUCKING THING!"
>'Send'
>'MESSAGE UNDELIVERED'
"-FUCK YOU, IT'S FUCKING UNDELIVERED!!"
>'Send'
>'MESSAGE UNDELIVERED'
"MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
>You practically crush the thing in your grip and launch it into the floor.
>It shatters and breaks pieces out everywhere.
>Your anger quickly fades as you realize what you've just done.
"O-oh, no..."
>You jump over to the floor and start picking up the pieces.
>The more bits of circuitry you see in them, the more you quickly realize how royally you fucked yourself.
>The first way you've found of contacting your mom and possibly getting home, ruined.
>And in record time, too.
>You stare at the bits of glass and electronics resting in your hands.
>You fruitlessly press the power button.
>Nothing happens.
>You run a finger over part of the screen, where just a few seconds ago, you saw a text.
>The Changeling slowly walks over to you.
>"I-I don't know what you are, but I can taste emotions that you aren't even directing at me."
>You feel a small lump forming in your throat.
"A-and what are you tasting, now?"
>It doesn't waste a second.
>"...Tastes like hopelessness. It's reeaally bitter."
>You just nod, and resume staring at the ground before you.

>>25847579
Shit got serious

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holy niggers, we're flying through pages tonight

night bump
hope we make it through tonight

I'll post something after dinner

>>25837232
>Back in the guards lounge
>You're sitting next to a bat pony
>A cup of coffee in your hand
>Not as good as at the cafe but it had a certain kindness to it in that it had been brewed by an adorable tiny horse with bat wings
>BatMare danananananaa BATMARE
>The shirt you left here had dried enough to be put back on
>"So Silver you said you had to be a close personal guard for Luna to become a bat pony earlier"
"Yeah"
>"So if you're a personal guard for a princess why work here?"
"I'm part of the newest group of initiates so I don't /actually/ get to guard the princess"
"I work the guards nights shift here instead"
>Sounds boring working here by yourself at night
>"What do you do while you work here?"
>The little mare wriggles around to lay facing toward you
"Well I normally practice my night flying, but on warm nights I like to fly in and out of the waterfalls misty clouds"
>Sounds Rad
"But now I'm off duty and my wings hurt so I can't exactly go flying"
>She directs your attention to a cupboard
"How about you grab a board game from there anon"
>It was less a question more a request
>But you need something to occupy your time as much as her
>Let's see what to pick, what to pick?
>Oh dang son they got settlers of Canterlot
>Time to get yo game on
"Oh that's one of my favourites! good choice anon, there's no way you'll win"
>lol little pony thinks it can take you on and win?
>"We'll see about that miss"

>>25848595
>Shit
>That bat is good
>You got thrashed
>She got the largest friend group, longest daisy chain and most pie shops
>Along with a few free friendship point cards
>In your defence some of the rules were different to back home
>And trying to decipher what every super friendly thing that replaced the versions words you were familiar with was a pain
"Thanks for the game anon, maybe we could play it again someday?"
>"Sure thing, I think I need some practice at it anyway"
>The small batmare lets out a giggle
"You do a bit"
>A grumble from Slivers stomach reminds you that bat ponies may not have the same eating schedule as everyone else
>"Have you not eaten yet Silver?"
>The mare's head moves side to side
"Not my lunch no, but I wanted to finish this game first"
"It's in the fridge over there can you get it for me please?"
>You got to the fridge to retrieve what she'd got for lunch
>Apparently it's a half eaten sandwich
>From her abject horror that was not the condition she left it in
"I can't believe it! Somepony's eaten my lunch AGAIN!"
>Here come the waterworks
>It starts with just a few drops but before you know it she's curled up sobbing
>There's nothing for it then
>You swoop in and gather her up in a tight hug
>Her sobs quiet down as her hooves tentatively reach their way around your neck completing the hug
>"Shh, shh, it'll be alright, here I've got an idea"
*Sniffle*
"What is it anon"
>"You'll just have to wait and see"


Sorry but that's it, as we all know things slow down this time of year

>>25848595
>>25848608
This is getting on my nerves. Anon's dialogue should be black, everyone else's should be green. That's how it works. Fix your shit.

>>25848750
You'll find some people have their green with the same syntax I've used but u should know I don't care

>>25848935
PoV character of a segment gets the black text during dialogue. For that bit there, it should be Anon.

>>25849212
Fair point but meh, I can't be bothered going through nearly a hundred pages to remove or add a 'greater than' symbol at each point of speech

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>>25819617
Is there any story where Anon transformed into a mare and goes to a female prison?

Greetings, faggots. Here, have some green.

“Aaaan-ooon, Aaaaan-oooon!” the crowd in the court-yard amplified the chanting.

The ponies are out in hundreds all flailing their hooves frantically as they push and squeeze between each other. Their desire to see Anon rap-battle parole officer Jamin Cookies. Jamin is already out in the court-yard, her shirt strangled with creases and her tie missing, the badge of honour facing toward the ground as it hangs from her shirt. Jamins' eyes glow with a tingle of yellow and orange; a mixed flame. Her smirk grows wide as her eyes shift the crowd for any sign of her opponent.

“Well then, that was easy! It seems my rival isn't attending–“

“Here is the massa'! Mr.Wizzup Anon, better step back!!”

the light-pink horse pounces and flashes numerous unintelligible signs before making a final with her stance; stood up with both hooves extended from her sides. Her frilly, puffy mane energized. Hey, maybe it's the source to all of her energy? The crowd seemed to be beaming with joy from her appearance.

Anonymous approached the circle group of crazed ponies. The sun revealing his black overall jumpsuit with two more ponies and a griffin beside his side, all stride with proud smiles and pride.

“I'm here to win this battle,” Anon adjusted his jumpsuit cuffs. “and to have my reward.” his eyes met the curious gaze of Jamins Cookie, sweat forming from her t-bone and her tail swishing at a rapid-rate. Jamins eyes widened as Anon shoved a pointing finger to her nose. “Not two, not three, not four. . . BUT FIVE PUDDING CUPS!”

some ponies fainted at the sound of that whilst others were licking their lips and rubbing their stomach.

“And to also leave this prison. Early.”

Then, it happened. The beat dropped.

“Aaaargh!” Anon's room mate, Dawn, let out a vocal stretch and yawn.

Anon twisted and turned in his bed with the duvet covering his face.

“Anon?” she called out.

“mmmhmm...” he mumbled.

“Get up dude, it's time for us to get to the cafe–”

“Shut up and just.. mmh.. go. I'll skip.”

“What?!” Dawn hanged from the above bunk-bed, her eyebrows arched and her beak frowning. “You're not skipping today! You haven't eaten much for the past two weeks, not to mention you NEVER touch your pudding cups–”

“WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE STUPID CUPS?!” Anon sat up straight and punched his pillow as his voice roared. “I don't give a fuck about these stupid pudding cups and I don't fucking care about you!”

…

…

There was silence.

“Oh Anon, I know ya jus' messing with me. Come on, let's go!” Dawn is now dragging Anon by his collar through the hallway as his arms are cross-folded with a discriminate pout.

“Well, atleast the burger is good.” Anon was muffled temporarily while he was stuffing his face full of meaty goodness.

“The Challengers are practising today, they still need one more pony or griffon on their team.” Cookies tilts her head at Anon while making direct eye contact. And he stared back into the eyes of the guard who seems to be lost in the moment of tranquillity as Anon's eyes slightly widen overtime.

“Hey, I know!–“ Cookies raises her hoof with a beaming smile.

“No.” Anon quickly retorts.

>>25850109

“D'aww, do you even know what I was going to say?”

“Yes,” he wiped his mouth dry with his neatly kept napkin. “and I'm not interested.” Anon pulls the two pudding cups aside and slides them across the table to Dawn.

“How come, Anonymous? You've only been here for a month and yet you show signs of something. . . strange. You refuse to partake in any activity we suggest, you refuse to change your diet to increase your lifespan and you certainly refuse to have your puddings, which by the way, skip one more time today and we'll be force feeding you it.”

>can't be fucking serious.
>right?
>force-feeding?
>...

“I'm starting to think you're...” Anon raises his eyebrow as Cookies pulls a face only a mother could love. “y-your..” well, whatever she's about to say, hopefully it's good. All these cliffhangers are making you tired. “yo-you're depressed!”

>No shit.

“Well, you could be right.” Anon tapped onto his temple, contemplating to be, or not to be.

“Well then, it's a good thing you're here! Because only ONE thing will cure depression!” Dawn and Cookies announce in unison. Scary shit!

“Dare I ask, what is the resolution?”

“Rapping.”

>>25850117
“Depression isn't neat, it can be beat...” two of the pones nod their heads while wearing big smiles.

Anon covered his ears immediately with no hesitation. What is this utter-bullshit? Seriously, how can people even take this seriously? If this is all the pones have to try and squash depression then they're never going to do it. Ofcourse, why would they? They're completely oblivious to everything around them! As Cookies turned her back Dawn and Anon slipped away smoothly.

“So you're not going to do it?” Dawn stretched out her wing and pulled Anon close to her and smiled.

“Nope.” he rolled his eyes.

“Why not? Seems like it could be fun.”

“Dawn, remember that one time I participated in the event of City-Troit baseball?”

…

Anon shunted the ground with the edge of the wooden 24 inch bat. His head tilted forward and his eyes squinted. Anonymous' jumpsuit sleeves are rolled up to his elbows and his grip enhanced as both of his hands join together like he is ready for the big play.

“I'm ready, gimme your best shot!”

The pitcher's cap slightly curved down to their snout, casting a shadow over their eyes. Their mischievous smile arose before locking their hoof back and tossing it toward Anon.


He swung!

>cu-dunk!

The ball rolled on the ground. Anon looked over his shoulder to find an unfortunate pony who was behind him with their helmet caved in from the hit. Seems like their eyes are too busy noticing how many stars there are in Uranus.

…

>>25850122

Dawn rolled on the floor squawking. Unable to contain her intelligible laughter, pounding the ground with her talon as she struggles to catch a break.

“Damnit, Dawn! That wasn't funny! I-it's not like I'm smiling 'cause I think it's funny.” Anon covered his mouth with his hand as Dawn looked up to him, giggling repeatedly.

“Is that so, huh?”

“Yeah! You're stupid laugh is making me smile!”

“Heh. Oh you. Well Anon, if you don't want to partake in the activities, that's your loss. I need to go practice anyway!” still beaming with a smile of laughter Dawn strides away.

If there's anything Anon noticed, it is definitely the way her luxurious hips sway from left to right as her curved butt follows motion, her tail regularly showing him a tight-awaiting passage and her inexperienced slit.

>F-fuck..

>>25850129

>sluuuuuuurp
>sluurpsluuuurrrrp

“Tonight on Daring Doo's Adventure, part six!” the TV echoed.

Anon rolls his eyes and continues to suckle on the straw leading to his drink while lightly tapping on his stomach as it were a bongo. Laying on his side as the TV continued to ramble. He changed his position to being upside down with his back against the wall still slurping.


“Cell block Orange, you're locked up for the night. Have a good one. And remember, if you need any assistance at all just press the buzzer,” a light-hearted giggle was made vocal followed by lip-smacking.

Damn, it's already night time?

“Stoooop iiit~”

“ Fucking hell, I hate this place. It's full of love, appreciation and talented ponies and alike. Why can't I be one of them to join the ranks of being a skilled baseball player instead of smacking a pone over the head by accident? When will anyone start to take me seriously?”

“ 'night, Anon.” Dawn shuffled her pillow before laying to rest for the night.

“Dawn, can I ask you something before you go to sleep?”

“Sure, what's up?”

“Do you,” Anonymous put down his drink “ya'know, think I could be abit better at baseball?”

“Sure you can.”

Suddenly his eyes widened! He felt the temperature rise in his stomach like a volcano erupting. This strange alien sensation is quickly followed by a change in his pulse. He gasped before clenching his fist with an iron grip and raised it in the air, he's claiming a land!

“That's it! From tomorrow on-wards, I WILL become one of the skilled players! No more messing around, no more staying in my room and shying away from reality! Time to get sticky!” a wide grin sneaked it's way onto his face and his heart fluttered.

>>25850137

Like a table flip, the night became day fast.
…

“Alright Cell block Orange, come get your breakfest~” the speaker announced.

Anon pushed himself up, wiping his brow and eyes. Letting out a very manly vain yawn and stretch. His eyes stare back at himself in the mirror. “It's cold today,” he stroked his hair. “but whose complaining? Not me!” Anon zipped up his jumpsuit and turned around to find a very confused Dawn.

“Anon.. you're–”

“Up? Yeah, I figured what's the point of staying in this little room and wasting my shitty time away, eh.”

“... Really?” Dawn jumped down onto the ground. “I'm glad! Come on, let's grab some grub.”

Time to make a change. And that time is today.

…

“Yo, I'd like two meat burgers and give me the spiciest potato you can serve.”Anon beamed a quick smile as his tray was filled with all assortment of delicious meaty treaties aswell as the standard two pudding cup and a carved potato stuffed with...

“Yours Truly™! It's our most beloved hotsauce to date.” the mare let out a wink as the next trey moved to take his place. “ enjoy~”


Anon rolled his eyes, scrunched his mouth slightly and shook his head. Whatever, he needed to get through the day seeing it as a struggle and a grind. He needs to grind to earn his rank, and he knows how he'll do that.

“So which baseball team needs a player today?” Anon asked as he took a regrettable large bite into the potato.

“The Hawkins team, my team, needs a player. Our best member is currently in the infirmary.” Anon noticed how Dawn's brow becoming quizzical.

“I'll replace'em! I mean...” Anon scratched the back of his head and lowered his posture slightly. “uh, yeah.. I-I will!” he beamed a forceful smile to Dawn.

Her tail swished and she grinned and let out a yelp as she grasped Anonymous in her tight warm cuddly grip.

“Thanks, Anon! It'll be great to have you on our team!”

>>25850148

“Anon, try this on for size.” Dawn launched the scratched to hell helmet, lobbing it like a bowling ball!

“ARK!” Anonymous landed on his ass, gripping onto the helmet to halt it like a comet.

“You smartass, don't try to kill me with it!” angst flowed through Anon's breath.

“Haha.” Dawn giggled, grabbing multiple equipment from the storage room.

Anon tilted the helmet forward, the visor casting a shadow on his eyes and nose. The 24inch bat in his hand and Dawn on the other side of him as they both walk out of the building. Their rivals scrunch their scout and bashing their hooves together. Except for the pitcher, looks like she has shit herself with those large shell-shocked eyes staring into the void.

“She's puny, we'll win this.” Anon said with a sly grin.

“I'll be rootin' for you.” Dawn broke away to the sidelines.

Anonymous held up his bat and bashed the earthly ground beneath him, dust particles wildly blew against the bat.

The pitcher pulled her hoof back and her nerves are starting to show. Her posture is leaning far too much to the back as she tries to balance herself out by hopping consistently on the spot. From a mile away you could see her chest moving up and down as though she is running a marathon.

“The hell is she doin'?” her coach gritted his teeth.

“Looks like she's afraid.” Dawn smiled at their eye contact. “And rightfully so.”

She threw!

The baseball is launched with a steady propelling speed of 50!

Anonymous swung the bat and motioned with his entire body “Ha!”. His feet twisted in sync with the quick motion.

The ball thunder-clapped the bat and ricocheted against the bat and a gust of wind followed the balls path as it rode the skies and climbing in altitude at a steady velocity. The pony in the sturdy guard tower swiped his hat off as his jaw is locked open.

>>25850157

“Heh, nice shot.” Dawn clapped.

“Hooool..” the pitcher swiped her hat off of her head as her jaw was bolted open. “...ly crap.”

Dawn beamed with an energetic smile. Her heart fluttered and her wings twitched when Anon made the shot, a slight blush arose on her cheeks. Giggling uncontrollably as Anonymous is hoisted in the air by his baseball team and carried out of the pitch with praise of greatness.

…

“Urgh, I hate showers,” Anonymous quickly rinses his head as his muscles flexed around his neck. “They're a necessary evil, though.”
Running the scruffy and ragged towel on his face and over his head, Anon clinched his fist and pouted as he remembers the events not so long ago.

“That wasn't good enough, I need to do better! I need to evolve and enhance faster and better, right now I'll never get anywhere if I stay like this!” It was a mental-fight for Anonymous.

Thats it from me. I always love these threads, pretty cool. Cheers, guys.

>>25850163
where's the green?

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I remember when this thread started. I remember when Cookies didn't even have her own OC yet. I remember what this thread was BEFORE IT WAS A GODDAMN GENERAL.

You guys ruined it. I still have fond memories of those 5-6 post greens that never needed more than an entire thread to tell the story.

The point was, we kept it short, we kept it hilarious. This is just TL;DR.

Sorry guise.

>>25850212

Thanks for the salt.

>>25850212
I wrote those first few post, and Cookies wasn't even in those until Mythd popped in. So maybe you should get your facts straight before you whine like a bitch.

>>25850306
Rekt

>>25850181

Eh, I don't usually write in green anymore. It has a blinding effect for me.

>>25850212
Well no one here remembers your bitch ass anymore. Goodbye, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, fuckboy.

>>25849748
I've actually got a bit of that written out, but wasn't sure whether to post it in the AnonFilly or this thread.
And I still need to finish my current story.

boop

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>>25852142
I STOLE NOTHING FUCK OFF

>>25852358
Don't make me strip search you, Anon.

>>25852374
DO IT, I LOVE BEING NAKED

>>25852374
AM I BEING DETAINED?

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>>25852467
>>25852472

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>>25852525
Right ahead of ya.

>>25819617
bump

Still waiting on Cookies 'n cream wearing cookie and in cream.

>good night bump

>>25819617
bump

>>25819617
bump

>>25854567
Working on it

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>>25857163
can't waaaiiit

>>25848608
>Still be anon
>You've slinked your way along the eerie lit corridors until you found the big set of doors you were looking for
>Pony still in arms you push your way through
>To the cafeteria
>As you'd thought the doors were unlocked
>You grope about at the wall looking for a light switch but before you can find one they come on themselves
>Stupid magic
>Silver stirs at the change in surrounding
"Why are we in the cafeteria Anon? They don't serve food past dinner. We shouldn't even be here"
>They might not but you could
>"Don't worry I've got a plan"
>You sit Silver on the counter and hop over into the kitchen
"ANON what are you DOING!"
>You smile back at her shock
>"I'm making you an omelette"
>They ate egg right?
>Judging by all the eggs stored in the fridge marked PONY they do
"But anon you can't use the ovens or cooking equipment without training in proper safety and furth-
>You put your hand up
>"I've been working with fire and knives since I was a kid, I don't need a safety course in their use"
"B-but, but, but!"
>"But nothin'"
"Well I find it hard to believe anypony would let a child near knives or FIRE"
>"Don't believe it then"
>She grumpily crosses her hooves
"You at least need to get permission from somepony!"
>"You're a pony, that'll work"
>She quits her meagre fight with a sigh at your infuriating logic
>Its omelette time

>>25858433
lurking

>>25858488
Soz I'm cooked

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>>25858433
>>25858488

Check bump

>>25819617
bump

Reposting a post from before I took my long-ass break for school, followed by new stuff! I'll mark the start of the new stuff so you all can just skim and skip to that if you remember where I was at


Be Anon
>Be in your cell with your girls
>They are all crowded around you on the bed
"Alright girls, we're going to go kick some ass in a few minutes but first there are a few things I want to do. Vintl, you know how you can't cuss anymore?"
>Vintl nods sadly
>You beam her a grin
>Time to see if the placebo affect can overcome magic
"Well, you can't curse with words you already knew but maybe... Just maybe, you can say /new/ curses"
>Vintl tilts her head at you
>"What. do. you. mean.?"
>You raise your finger
"There is a human cuss that I haven't heard here yet, so I don't think it exists here. Come in close, I don't feel right saying it too loudly"
>Vintl frowns
>"You've. never. been. afraid. to. cuss. before...."
>You nod
"Yeah, because those words weren't this one. Come over please"
>Vintl smiles and nods happily
>"Okay.!"
>Once she settles on your shoulder, you lean your head over and cup your hand in front of your mouth to hide it from the other girls
>She leans in eagerly
>You whisper a gibberish word in her ear and pull away
"That word can be used anywhere in a sentence. Try it out!"
>Vintl screws her eyes shut in concentration
>"Faggot."
>She blinks in surprise and tries again
>"Fuck."
>You hide a smile and pretend to sigh
"Damn, looks like you can't say it... but it looks like you can use regular curses if you try saying that word instead!"
>Vintl beams and giggles
>"Fuck. fuck. fuckity. fuck. fuck.! Fuck. a. duck.! Bastard. son. of. a. bitch.! THIS. IS. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.!"
>Vintl jumps up off your shoulder and vigorously hugs your ear
>"Thank. you.!"
>You nod slowly, careful not to make her lose her grip
"My pleasure"
>You smile broadly at the rest of your girls
"I also made you all portraits!"

Whoops, forgot my name!

>>25859939
>You reach into your pocket to pull out the neatly folded pieces of paper...
>...But find nothing
>You must have dropped them during your escape
>Shit

Be The Warden
>Be carefully traveling through an underground tunnel
>You found some papers earlier, but couldn't really look at them in the cramped space and with your torch in your mouth
>Maybe they're a map that leads to burried treasure?
>...Probably not
>The last time you found a treasure map, you found Sandy's secret eyepatch stash
>You round a corner and squint down the tunnel
>That... looks like light!
>You're almost to the end of the tunnel!
>Breaking into a canter, you quickly make it to the opening
>It takes a few attempts, but you manage to pull yourself into the room above the tunnel
>...This looks like the timeout room
>You glance around
>Crayons, papers....
>You pull out the papers from earlier to confirm your suspicions
>...
>Curses!
>These works of art confirm that the worst-case scenario has happened!
>Anon tunneled out of timeout!
>That's it, you're upgrading him to Red status!
>You bang on the room's door
"Open up! Anon has escaped!"
>Someone shuffles around outside
>"Nice try, Anon! You can't fool me!"
>You don't have time for this!
>Anon needs to be punished!

Be Spinnerette
>Anon pulls his hands out of his pockets and sighs
>"Sorry girls, looks like I lost the pictures I drew for you all during my escape..."
>Feygl smiles warmly
>"It's okay, I'm sure they were great"
>Amber nods
>"And it's the thought that counts"
>Anon smiles weakly
>"Yeah... but still, sorry"
>...
>..
>.
>No one is speaking
>Now is the perfect time to ask Anon about your hive
>Your belly is instantly filled to the brim with butterflies
>And not the happy, pretty kind
>These are the kind of butterflies that could scoop up a pony and carry it away
>These butterflies simply did not appreciate being in your belly, and wanted out!
"H-Hey Anon?"
>Oh no
>Oh sweet hivemother, he's looking at you

>>25859945
>"Yeah, Spinny?"
>Your belly is doing flips
"I was hoping..."
>The butterflies /really/ don't like your belly flipping like that
>He smiles warmly at you
>"Yes?"
>You take a deep breath
>Here goes nothing!
"...Could I start a hive? They could help protect the herd and I really /really/ want one! You wouldn't have to worry, changelings reach maturity really quickly so it wouldn't take much work, and I can handle it all on my own if you want and..."
>The butterflies are frozen
>You feel cold
>Anon is just looking at you
>Oh please say something!
>Please say yes!
>Sandy wraps you in a wing, the physical contact surprising you and making you jump
>"Please Anon? Let her form a hive?"
>Anon takes a deep breath, nodding slowly
>"I... guess it would be alright. Especially if it will help keep everyone safe! But... This seems like a family decision... girls?"
>Feygl shrugs
>"Sure, why not"
>Happy nods slowly
>"While having a changeling hive around would normally make me really nervous... I trust you"
>Amber nods and smiles
>"Changelings produce numerous rare components for alchemy that I simply could not afford, I'm fine with it as long as I can get some samples every now and again"
>Libele smiles sweetly
>"I won't stop you from being happy"
>Vintl stamps her tiny hoof against Anon's shoulder
>"Don't. be. a. faggot., Anon."
>Anon lets out a chuckle
>"Well... I guess that settles it!"
>The butterflies are gone and forgotten in an instant and you rush at Anon
"Thank you thank you thank you! Thank you all!"
>Anon chuckles again, wrapping an arm around you
>Your body reflexively coats your mouth with pure love and emotion as you crane your neck to give Anon a big kiss
>Once Vintl recovers from being knocked off Anon's shoulder, she starts cheering you on

Start of new content! Woo! Fresh off the keyboard!

>>25859948

Be Bright Spear
>Well
>This is quite lovely, actually
>Hill Stony organized a picnic for everyone to celebrate the victory over Anon
>You are thoroughly enjoying yourself
>Hill Stony may be a doody head, but he really knows how to organize a party
>you shoot him a glance
"How'd you even manage to get this stuff?"
>Hill smirks at your patronizingly
>"I pulled some favors, paid a few bribes, and made some of it myself"
>You raise an eyebrow
"Really? Never saw you as the cooking type"
>Hill snorts
>"Please, cooking is beneath me. I made the cider"
>Rust downs another massive swig
>"This stuff is great! More please!"
>Hill levitates a large jug over to Rust
>Rust takes the jug appreciatively
>"Thank you kindly!"
>Hill nods curtly
>"Of course. Today is a day to celebrate!"
>Everyone cheers, from Tick-Tick to Rust, a chorus of voices ring out proudly

Be Amber
>O-Oh no!
>What's happening?!
>The elements are /really/ boiling over in Anon now!
>It... It looks like they're...
>...merging?
>That isn't possible!
>It shouldn't be possible!
>Is it even possible?!
>The elements are supposed to cancel eachother out, not...
>Anon groans and pushes Spinny away
>"W-What's happening to me?"
>You try to swallow nervously, but your throat is dry
"The elements inside you... are... are..."
>Anon frowns in discomfort
>"...Are what? Damn, this feels /weird/..."
>You focus hard, trying to pick out the elements' individual movements... and failing
"They're... dancing? fusing? mating? I just don't know! I'm sorry!"
>Spinny's eyes go wide with fear
>"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you Anon! Are you okay? Please be okay!"
>Anon leans back with a grimace
>"I'm...fine, I think. I'm..."
>Anon groans and suddenly arches his back, falling off the bed...
>...And through the floor
>The gasps of surprise are drowned out by the sound of tearing carpet
>Vintl quickly buzzes over and inspects the floor where Anon was swallowed up

>>25859958
>The carpet is torn, and the concrete underneath has countless little swirls and eddies, as if a river's surface had been petrified
>Vintl angrily paws at the floor
>"Fuck. you. floor!. Give. back. Anon.! NOW.!"
>Libele shakes her head slowly
>"That didn't just happen... /What/ just happened?"
>Co and Patty share a frown while Spinny begins to hyperventilate
>Feygl leans over to you
>"You can control the elements, do something!"
>Your mouth opens and closes wordlessly
>The raw elemental power growing and changing in Anon makes him shine like a lighthouse to your elementally-attuned eyes
>Despite the increasing number of rock layers between you and Anon, you can still clearly see him...
>...Falling...
>You need to save him!
>He's falling farther with every passing second!
>Shaking off your shock, you take a deep breath and try to block out the sounds of the other girls panicking
>Calling out to the elements for aid, you try to summon an earth elemental to catch Anon and bring him back to the surface...
>...
>..
>.
>It's no use! The elements aren't responding!
>You quickly try the other three elemental kingdoms, desparately searching for aid
>...to no avail
>No response from /any/ of the elemental kingdoms!
>It's almost as if every one of the infinite elementals are focused on something else
>You turn to Co and Patty
"Honorable ancestors, please do something! Save Anon!"
>Co starts to move, but stops himself quickly and shakes his head
>"Anon has too much of a head start, and he's falling too fast. We can't catch him"
>Patty frowns at her husband
>"He's... right, but he could have said it nicely!... sorry dears, but Anon is just too far gone. Don't worry though! The elements have him, and they don't seem to want to hurt him! Quite the opposite, really!"
>Patty beams a matronly smile around the room
>You bite your lip and turn your gaze back towards the distant beacon of Anon's falling form
>Everything will be alright

>>25859964
>You have to believe that
>The elements wouldn't hurt Anon!
>...right?

Be Anon
>You can see into forever.
>Each heartbeat is a wave crashing into shore.
>Skin... made of molten fire.
>You feel lighter than air...
>... and heavier than lead.
>Another natural cavern flashes by as you continue your descent.
>You're falling faster now.
>It's okay.
>You don't mind.
>While you did feel a twinge of pain early on, you don't feel any pain now.
>You continue to fall.
>Oh hey, this cavern is the size of the entire prison.
>And it's full of crystals.
>Must be a giant geode.
>It looks almost like you're flying through space.
>Neat.

Be Rust
>This party is GRATE!
>GRET?
>You take a breath and focus
>This party is G-R-E-A-T
>Great!
>That's the word
>You laugh raucously at your success at remembering a word and take another deep swig of cider
>As soon as you drain the mug, you toss it aside and reach for another
>You can't help but giggle into your new mug at how pretty the broken mug looks
>A mighty force suddenly takes your chest, and the prison's park reverberates with the sound of your belch
>Now THAT was great!
>You fall over laughing, spilling cider all over yourself and everything else in the immediate area
>Tick-Tick nearly drowns

Be Hill Stony
>That idiot it wasting your cider
>...No matter
>There is plenty to go around, even with that buffoon spilling half of it all
>You unwrap a hard candy and toss the wrapper onto a slowly growing loose pile of discarded wrappers
>You sigh with pleasure as the sweet treat hits your tongue
>What a glorious day!
>The sun is shining brightly, not a cloud in sight, the temperature is a /perfect/ twenty one degrees celsius, seventy degrees fahrenheit
>You couldn't have designed a better day for a party
>...Okay, that's not true
>You're sure you could find some way to improve this day
>After all, Celestia made today and nobody is perfect
>Except for you

>>25859971

>You're perfect
>You're beautiful
>You're the smartest unicorn who ever lived!

Be Anon
>As nice as this whole experience is, you must admit...
>The magma is a little toasty.
>And the scenery is a little more boring.
>Everything is bright orange down here.
>When will you stop falling?
>...Doesn't matter.
>The feeling of immense, overwhelming pressure is countered by the feeling that you're on the edge of space.
>Overall, a net neutral.
>Oh, are you slowing down?
>You are.

Be Vintl
>The girls are all huddled around the tear in the carpet, surrounding you
>You smack your hoof into the floor again, slowly deepening a small scratch in the cement
"Why. aren't. any. of. you. helping. me.?! This. would. be. a. hell. of. a. lot. easier. if. you. faggots. all. got. off. your. lazy. asses. and. helped. me. dig.!"
>You glare around at the traitors surrounding you
>Spinny continues to shake uselessly, while Sandy comforts her
>Libele is wrapping everyone in a big hug... when she should be putting her claws to good use for once and helping you dig!
>Feygl isn't helping at all either, but worst of all is Amber
>She still isn't using her powers to help Anon!
>Traitor!
>You growl and turn your attention back to the scratch
>If no one else is going to do anything to save Anon, it's all up to you!

Be Tick-Tick
>This party is pretty good
>Except for Rust
>Now you're soggy and sticky because of him!
>You try to wipe some of the excess cider out of your coat with a paper towel, not bothering to find a trash can or recycling bin for the messy paper
>It wouldn't be so bad if you could get drunk...
>Curse your ancestry!
>It can be so annoying that Dik-Diks don't drink!
>You sigh and shake yourself off
>You'll smell like apples for days...
>...Still, there are worse things to smell like
>And besides, an apple sounds good right about now anyway...
>Reaching for an apple, you drop the last paper towel on the ground

Be Amber Ember
>You can't see Anon anymore
>He's gone...

>>25859975
>But you know he's still alive
>He's okay
>The elements won't hurt him
>Vintl is still scratching away at the ground...
>You sigh shakily
>Doesn't she see it's useless to try digging?
>Anon is... or at least, /was/, falling through the earth as if there was nothing there
>Even with everyone helping, it'd take years to get even a tiny fraction of the way to Anon...
>You squeeze the girls sitting beside you
>Anon will come through, he'll make it
>He always does!

Be Anon
>At least things aren't orange anymore.
>It's all white-hot.
>And you're falling slower.
>Much slower.
>...are you stopping?
>...Yes, yes you are.
>The molten iron and nickel fall away underneath you, and you are gently lowered into an open area.
>As your feet touch the ground, the weight of the situation begins to hit you
>You just fell
>Through the planet
>And now you're in a room
>Made of blue and white crystals
>And there's an Alicorn
>Shit
>And here you thought between Sparkle and the wonder twins, you'd already met every alicorn
>She smiles reassuringly at you
>Why are Alicorns always female?
>She has the same coat as Sparkle, but her hair is all Luna...
>Except instead of stars, there are gems and flecks of precious metals flickering in her mane
>The Alicorn takes a step forward
>"Hello my child, this must all be rather... exciting"
>Whatever you were expecting her to say, it wasn't that
"Yes"
>Well, that was lame
"What happened to me?"
>Much better
>The Alicorn nods toward a large bowl shaped screen, which shows you standing beside the Alicorn
>You turn your head to try and find the camera...
>Flat crystal wall
>Lovely
>You turn back to the screen
>Wait...
>Something is definitely off about you...
>The Alicorn distracts you before your addled mind can catch the obvious difference
>"I have watched you for quite a long time. I used my children to summon you, my child. You have great potential"
>You smile politely

>>25859978
"Thank you?... Excuse me, but could you send me back to my girls please? Who are you, anyway?"
>The Alicorn tilts her head
>"All in due time, my child. First, I have a request to make of you. My name is Gaia. I already know your name, Anon"
>You tilt your head slightly
"Gaia? As in mother earth?"
>The Alicorn nods and smiles
>...Neat
"Alright... what's your request?"
>The Alicorn sighs as a series of images flash across the screen
>"I need a champion. I cannot leave this place. As Celestia and Luna control the Sun and Moon, I control the planet. I constructed this facility so that I could relax without dropping the world... but this facility can't run for more than a few seconds without me to power it. I need someone to walk the surface in my stead"
>You frown
"Does this mean I have to become a hippy?"
>Gaia giggles softly
>"No, you may act as you please in your free time"
>You nod
"So I can still eat meat and take showers?"
>Gaia nods again
"Alright... so what would my duties entail?"
>Gaia smiles softly
>"Protect my interests. Serve as my voice in court. That sort of thing. You will be granted the power to see that my will is done."
>You nod
"What do I get out of it?"
>Gaia smirks
>"There are many benefits to serving a god. I /am/ the planet. You will never want for wealth or food, and you'll be able to take care of Hill Stony however you please"
>You give her a toothy grin
"Alright... What have I got to lose? Sign me up"
>Gaia smiles
>"Good, I'm glad that you have agreed! Now go, my child, the power is already within you"
>You frown
"Wait, what do you mean the power is alre-"
>Before you can finish the sentence, you are rocketed upward through the crystal ceiling and into the core of the planet speeding toward the mantle and crust

I'm going to try and finish this up within the next day or two, and then I'll officially stop writing for a while. Sorry for the long, long delay all!

>>25859982
hype lurk

>>25859982

Did anon just become CAPTAIN PLANET!?

>>25860283
I guess that make the girls his planeteers

>>25860488
>Captain Planon in Prison
>He-Non in AiE
Which cartoon hero is next, and for what general?

>>25860632
I just read a One punch man one-post in Anonfilly

>>25860284

>had to do 14 capchas to post this+ zoom out to read them/click complete

>>25850163

>The doors bolted shut in the orange cell block and even though many ponies had enjoyed their >hard-work and effort for the day, Anonymous' victory with the home-run has left many ponies still >chanting praises.

“Goodnight Cell block Orange, and sleep tight. Nice work, Anonymous!” the loud speaker announced.

>“I am a idiot,” Anon smothered himself with his raggy and worn pillow. “They're just being nice to >me when in fact, I need to get better. At this moment I haven't done anything worthwhile or great. >It was just luck on the field. I don't deserve all this praise.” feeling a lump in his throat and >hugging his pillow tightly as he sniffles as quiet as he could.

“Goodnight, Anon. Nice job~” Dawn still giggled and smiled at the thought of Anon's home-run.

>“Y-yea,” He turned onto his side and shut his eyes. “Yeah. Night.”

“Are you alright, An–”

>“I'm fine!” he cleared his throat. “I'm fine.” he silently drifted off.

…

>Dawn stretched out her wings and rubbed her eyes. She sat down with her baseball team, >noticeably with her best team member back from the infirmary.

>“Hey, Khaz. You're back from the infirmary, how was it?”

“Yea'. I am, Coach. It was sorta fine.” Khaz poked a hoof at his burger bun.

>“What's up?”

“Well...” his eyes squinted as both of his hooves knocked into eachother in a slow rhythm. “I ran into...”

>“Tell me you didn't.” the only pony Dawn could ever remember being psychopathic enough to >rap-battle against inmates and use their own guards to play in baseball just to mess with the inmate >getting released early or capping more penalties to their sentence.

>>25860991

“Yea'.” Khaz nodded his head. “Parole officer Jamin Cookies.”

>The entire table gasped as one pony face-planted the table before hopping away with tears in his >eyes.

“Fantastic. Looks like we have another member out to the infirmary, Coach!”

>Dawn rolled her eyes and chuckled.

“Jamin said she's interested in the hooman.”

>“She fucking what?!” Flipping her tray out of the way and hammering both of her talons onto the >table with clenched fists of fury. “Rrrrgh, I'll have that cow know,” her cheeks were blushing a >slight crimson and her tail lowered itself significantly to be touching the floor and her chest is >puffed out to ward off any competition. “she won't get to Anonymous, he's mine and I'll knock her >out!”

“She's interested in rap-battling him.” Khaz brushed his hair backwards.

>“Oh.. I-I..” Dawn cleared her throat and closed her eyes, grinning. “I knew that. So she's interested >in rap-battling Anonymous and possibly baseball?” Dawn glanced behind herself, the two guard >ponies bobbing their heads along with a beat and rapping along.

>”Sounds like it. From what I heard about yesterday, she won't stand a chance.” Khaz beamed a smile.

. . .

>“Hey, Cookies!” Dawn waved and smiled.

“Oh, hiya, Dawn. What's up?”

>“Have you seen A-an-..” her cheeks blushed. “Anonymous today?”

“Hm? No. I presume he's still in the cell block. He hasn't come out all day and it's already noon.”

>>25861005

…

>Dawn plucked out a loose feather as she paced with angst down the hallway. Scratching her throat >and clenching her teeth. Her tail wildly snapping at random.

>“I need to do something about this. He's been isolating himself.” She puffed up her cheeks and >stormed the cell, bashing the door open. “Anonymous!”

>Anon's body twitched as he groaned and twists in his bed.

>“Come on, get up. We need you for the game tonight.”

“I..” he buried his face in the pillow. “don't care.”

>“What? You did awesome yesterday, remember hitting the baseball out of the grounds? You got a >home-run first time!”

“ 'nt care.” was all he could muster from his breath.

>Dawn stomped her way to Anon and grabbed him by his collar and pulled him out of bed. He >gripped onto her talons and shunted her away from him, she fell backwards onto the TV, knocking >it off balance and smashing it's lenses on the concrete ground.

“Will you stop it already?! It isn't funny and it isn't cute when you keep doing that, just back off!”

>“Anon, why are you being like this? What's wrong–”

“I don't care about the fucking game! It means nothing,” he inhaled deeply, clenching his fists. “NOTHING to me! It was pure luck I got a homerun yesterday. It isn't a sign that I have potential it isn't a sign I am good at something, it's just luck!” Anon closed the distance between them both, his nose shoving onto her beak and his pout as stern as ever. “LUCK!”

>Dawn twitched and instinctively clawed Anon's stomach squealing as both of her palms pushed his >chest away from herself. Anonymous gripped onto her talon and yanked, pulling her back into his >distance and sending a jaw-breakingly concrete punch to her face. She cowered on the ground and >uncontrollably crying.

…

>Cookies opened the parole officers' door and nodded at Jamin.

>>25861013

“Jamin, heard about Anon?”

“Ye'.” Jamin Cookies looked up with a pout. “It's a shame. But I always figured tha' there is sumthin'bout that pony.”

>Khaz peered into the infirmary. “Is she here?” the nurse nodded at him and continued to wrap her >up in a bandage. “There you are, hon. It'll take a couple of weeks to heal but it'll be fine.”

“The hell happened, Coach?” he plopped onto the side of Dawn's bed.

>“Just... had a disagreement, that's all, Khaz.”

“Nononononononono, what happened? This looks like more then a–”

>“Khaz!” she plucked another loose feather from her wing. “you're sweet. But really it was just a >disagreement that's all.”

. . .

>“Anonymous. Remember what we spoke about, when you were returning from the Crystal Empire >with the princesses?” Celestia smiled.

“I.. doo~” Anon chuckled, biting away at his icecream. “I very much do remember, Celestia. You said the power of positive emotion and negativeness emotion can be the deciding factor for many outcomes and experiences.”

>“Right! And if you're surrounded by ponies who constantly tell you something isn't possible, it is >out of your reach and it simply isn't fathomable to preform. What should you do?”

“Tell them to go to hell and reach for the moon?”

“Thy basturd!” Luna puffed her cheeks out.
>Seems she's a little sensitive to that still, heh.

>>25861022


“Sister!”
…

>“No, not really. You will come across some trials that are too much for yourself to handle at that >moment in time. You won't always have the experience to comprehend complexity when you're >challenged with it. But that doesn't mean you give up, it simply means you need to be taught on a l>ower scale of weight first.”

“Buuuut?”

>“But there will be some trials that are impossible.” She fluttered her wings as the sun began >brightening and gazing inside from the window. “But those are too far and few.”

“Like bending space and reality?”

>“Exactly.”

“So, how does having a positive attitude help me with this?”

>“If you deem many things hard, impossible or you have a negative outlook on them, such as the >hardwork which defines the type of character you are. It simply can leave you with nothing to >practice on or to partake with in life.”

“Example?”

>“Discord. While he has made a continuous effort to appreciate affection and praise, his longing >outlook on both of these things is what ultimately ruled these two simple things, as petty.”

“And in return he was a very miserable or he failed to see how he could improve?”

>“Exactly. Positivity is what pushes us forward. Negativity is what chains us and locks us back into the ground.”

…

>Anonymous opened his eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh. Rubbing both of his temples as he >rises from his knees and nods his head. A smile creeps onto his face as he looks up to the painting >of Celestia infront of himself.

>>25861025


“Yeah, sure. I'm locked up in Segregation. It was stupid what I done, wasn't it? And it was no one else but my own fault. You told me already that if I keep thinking things are shit, they will be shit. But I guess I never took it seriously, I thought it was all made up bullshit and you were pretending. But I guess you're not.” Anon turned and stared at the broken reflection in the mirror. “I'm not a underachiever in the sense of being great or healthy. I am a beautiful creature, right? And that's what I am. I have remorse for what I did and I don't want to spend time crying about what I could've done. Instead, I want to make things right.” he lets out a sigh and returned to kneeling once more and peacefully closing his eyes. “Starting with a routine.”

Night guys.

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Soarin stole 40 pies! He stole forty pies! That's as many as four 10s, and that's terrible!

>>25859982
The creature of myth(d) is back

>>25859982
The grandmaster returns! Hyped as fuck

>>25859982
All hail Mythd, for he has returned!

oh fuck bump!

>>25819617
bump

>>25862915
>>25864329
>>25865374
>>25865853
I'll bump your rumps for 50 bucks.

>>25826119
>Hop out of bed, reflecting on that dream you just had
>You gotta work on your self-control
>As fucking ravishing as Luna is, every little display of affection will only make it worse when you have to leave
>Or when your throne of lies crumbles on itself, whichever happens first
>And if you don't come up with a solid story on what your "domain" as a god is, it's gonna be the latter
>Get cleaned up and ready
>There's a knock on the door
"Ay, Brass. Come in."
>In he comes
>"Good morning Anon. All set?"
"Yup. Let's go eat."
>As you walk over, you ask him a question
"Hey, what do you know about Discord?"
>"About as much as anyone else. He's the god of chaos, and up until a few years ago he was a huge threat to Equestria."
>Sounds pretty metal, if he's anything like the chaos gods you've heard of
>But you doubt that
>This is soft, cuddly pony land
"Was?"
>"Yup. He claims to be reformed now. Hangs out with the Elements of Harmony, or so the rumors go."
"But why, though? Can he really be trusted? From what I read in that encyclopedia it sounded like he really got a kick out of making life suck for ponies."
>"Couldn't tell you, wasn't there. Maybe the powers of harmony finally got to him. Either way, the princesses seem to believe that he's genuinely turned over a new leaf."
>...well, if they say so
>It's none of your business anyways
>The pair of you arrive at the cafeteria and get in line, chatting it up still
"So do you have to follow me around the whole time I'm here?"
>"Not necessarily. Warden just wanted me to follow you around until you got settled. Which you are, but as long as I'm following you around, I can get out of doing real work for a while!"
>You both chuckle
"What about all that paperwork you had to do the other day? You just get an underling to do it for you?"
>"Nope, it's already done! And that was all I had to do for the week, too."
>Damn
>That's an easy job if you can do a week's worth of work in a single night
>You're struck with an idea

>>25867339
Ayy, you back!

>>25867339
>After you get your food and grab a seat, you begin pitching it
"Hey Brass, do prisoners ever get to go outside the prison? Like, on a trip into town?"
>"Sometimes! Only the ones with good behavior, though."
>Nice
>You're getting in on this
>You haven't seen much of this place aside from the Day Court, the road to the prison, and the prison itself
"Can I go on the next one?"
>Brass raises a hoof to his chin, scratching
>"...I don't think so. Usually it's only oranges and grays allowed out of the prison. Also, you've got violence and p-public indecency on your record."
>Fuuuuuck
>But you've been on your best behavior ever since!
"C'mon, Brass! Can't you vouch for me? Actually, can't we just get Warden to approve the whole thing? She thinks I'm cool, right?"
>Before you can get your answer, he's interrupted
>"Hey, Anon!"
>It's the weights club!
"Morning, guys!"
>There's not quite enough space at one table, so you put two together
>Steel Eye pats you on the back as he takes the other seat next to you
>"Ready to pump some iron?! We're excited to see what you can do today!"
"Hell yeah, dude! Let's do it."
>You get some odd looks before you remember that no one understands what that means
"Human phrase. It means 'heck yeah!'"
>Everybody's all smiles again
>Gotta remember to check the language
>One of the griffons pipes up
>"That's another thing bro. Where are humans from?"
>Q&A time
>You spend breakfast answering questions about yourself between bites of food
>Eventually everybody finishes up and you start walking to the weight room
>"One more thing, Anon. What are you in for?"
>Aw fug
>It's Steel Magnolia asking
>The crime that got you in here is embarrassing, if anything
>You'll just tell her-
>"He got in for wearing socks in public, then got his sentence extended for assaulting guards."
>Goddammit Brass!
>Incredulous laughter everywhere
>You turn and glare at your chaperone, who just gives you a raised eyrbow and a troll smile
>This little mofo right here

>>25867874
I never really left, just lurked while trying to figure out how to progress the plot

>>25868245
same

>>25868174
"Was that really necessary?"
>"Brass thinks for a moment
>"Oh, I forgot! He didn't just wear socks in /any/ old public place, no sir! He showed up in Day Court wearing them!"
>Incredulous laughter intensifies, some whoops go up
>You'll get him for this
>Sand Stone chimes in
>"Must've been trying to impress the princess, eh Anon? Had a petition you really needed to win? Hahahaha!"
>Someone else calls from the back of the group
>"She says that, but she wants to see you in socks too, big guy!"
>Sand Stone turns beet red, whirling to face the group
>"Who said that?!"
>You can't help but join in the laughter too, this time
>These guys seem like fun, now that you're "in"
>Arrive at the weight room
>You're actually pretty excited
>Even if you can't go too high in weight, it'l feel good to work out again
>Everybody files into the room and drifts among the machines, getting right to it
>You follow the minotaurs, since the equipment they use fits you best
"What are you guys doing today?"
>"Legs!"
>...How?
>Their legs look like they're mostly bone...
>You keep your doubts to yourself for now, but you get the feeling that this will be weird to watch
>Steel Eye goes first
>Everything looks normal so far
>Squat rack looks the same as the ones you've seen back on Earth
>The bar looks the same as the one on the bench, which felt like a standard 45-pounder
>...It's gonna be the stance
>You just know it
>He gets in under it, and lifts off
>Trap stands behind him to spot
>Squares up, and...
>He goes down into the first rep
>You were right about the stance
>Shit's weird man
>Although, it makes sense given that they have an entirely different leg structure
>He finishes his set
>Trap and Magnolia finish theirs, with you spotting Magnolia
>Your turn
>"How much do you want Anon?"
>"Load 135, for now."
>They don't have much weight, so you'll keep it light
>Yet despite your best efforts, you still get an awed look
>"Right off the bat? Anon, you gotta warm up!"
"It's fine, guys."

>>25868925
I CANT WAIT ANYMORE

I NEED SLEEP

>>25869015
Go ahead. There'll be even more tomorrow.

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>I can't get the christmas/hearth's warming one shot on time
>Slow as fuck with updates
Well, at least i'm not the center of attention right now.. heh...

>>25868925
>They look at each other for a second, but do as you say
>You get in, and lift the bar off the rack
>No problems so far
>Set your stance, and get started
>First set goes by with no problems, and you return the bar to its resting place
>Turn around to see a hyped-looking trio of minotaurs behind you
>Trap speaks up
>"That was awesome, man! A plate right off the bat! How do you do it?"
"Chocolate milk and hyper-regeneration!"
>Trap looks at Eye and Magnolia
>"We gotta start drinking chocolate milk!"
>Heheheheh
>Wait, do minotaurs drink cow milk, or...?
>Your eyes drift to Magnolia's prodigious chest
>No
>Down, junior
>Think of Luna
>That just made it worse
>It takes a couple minutes, but you manage to get your partial chub under control before the next set
>Crank that one out too
>You up weight as you continue sets, much to the accolade of your fellows
>Other club members gather to watch as you lift off with 185 for your third
>Apparently the maximum weight they had
>You'll make a petition or something for more when you get the chance
>Crank out your final set, to cheers
>Feelin' like a boss
>You step out from under the bar
"You guys done?"
>Magnolia responds
>"Yep! Leg press next!"
>Again, how
>You go to remove your weight from the bar
>Still feeling pumped from all the attention, you remove all the weight from the end at once
>*WHACK*
>Bar to the chin
>The difference in weight on the ends was too much
>You drop the weights on reflex, one of them striking your toes
>You immediately fall to one knee, barely containing the vitriolic stream of curses from flowing out of your mouth
>The room is suddenly chaos
>"Anon hurt himself! Call the nurse!!"
>"Human down!"
>"Did he break his foot?!"
>"That looked so painful! His poor chin!"
>You find yourself on a stretcher, being carried by Brass and another guard before you can even get a handle on what's going on
>A few of the weights club members are running along with you, panicking all the way

>>25869343
I forgive you Wand.
If you can forgive me for being slow as a sloth with the editing.

Done for the night. I'll try and post a little more tomorrow. There's gonna be plot advancement. Swear.

>>25869472
>>25869343
If the editing is in a google doc, I can help with it in a bit. Just finishing up what will be the last real update.

I /might/ do some one shots with this story when I have time, but this will probably be the end

>>25869597
Same, mate. I'm always happy to help.

>>25868174
Teenie tiny gripe but they probs shouldn't understand the use of 'heck' either considering it's a euphemism for hell developed in the late 1800's when swearing was considered tantamount to blasphemy. But like I said its a tiny issue only cuz I let my word autism get the better of me this time, enjoying the story so far especially with anons steadily self dug grave of lies

>>25869759
Don't know if it's relevant since the pansy-pony setting of this thread varies from the show a lot, but the ponies in the show definitely know heck, with most of it coming from Applejack.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=site:mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Transcripts/+heck

>>25869826
Fair nough

bumps for cuddles and cute prison sex

>>25859982


Be Amber Ember
>Something isn't right
>...
>...Actually, something isn't... wrong?
>The elements feel...
>Complete?
>As if all this time, they've been missing a piece...
>...And now they're complete
>Whatever is going on down there with Anon must be related to this shift in the elements
>You're sure of it...
>And... there's something else
>You can see an elementally charged form speeding up through the rock
"Girls..."
>Everyone looks up at you, and even Vintl pauses her scratching to spare a glance at you
"Something is coming... Straight from under us! Everyone, back up!"
>After a momentary delay, the girls make a space around the tear in the carpet
>Vintl floats up to your shoulder and turns to peer cautiously at the floor
>"Is. Anon. coming. back.?"
>You bite your lip and shrug, almost throwing Vintl off
"I can't be sure, but if it is him then... He's changed"
>Happy bites her lip and Feygl clicks her beak
>Sandy furls and unfurls her wings nervously
>"What do you mean? He's still Anon, right?"
>Spinny tilts her head and then her expression brightens considerably
>"It's him! I can sense him!"
>Everyone quickly turns their attention back to the blemish on the floor with baited breath

Be Anon
>You're almost to the surface!
>Excellent!
>You can practically taste the fresh air
>It'll be one hell of a relief, especially after hitting that pocket of sulfur on the way up...
>You reach upward, eager to see real light again...
>And burst forth from the floor, into...
>The exact same room you came from!
>Glancing down, you notice the one tear in the carpet
>Gaia has great aim
>You float back down to let your feet touch the ground and your girls dogpile onto you
>As one, they shout your name crying or cheering
>Feygl moves her beak close to your ear, rubbing her head against yours affectionately
>"Are you okay Anon?"
>You nod, returning her rub and answering her question

>>25870637
>There are too many squeezing limbs for you to get enough oxygen to provide an audible answer
>The girls slowly let their death-grip hugs loosen and give you a few inches of space
>When you finally get enough room to breath again, Co swoops in and frowns
>"Seriously, Anon?"
>You frown and tilt your head
"What?"
>Co sighs
>"You know how to make an entrance, I'll give you that, but of all the elemental characters you could have turned into..."
>You blink in confusion
"What?"
>Libele gently squeezes your arm
>"You've... changed. A little. Kind of."
>Sandy nods
>"I like your new colors!"
>New colors?
>Wait, what?
"Wait, what?"
>Vintl hops up and down on your shoulder
>"You. may. look. different. but. we. all. still. love. you.!"
>You smile uncertainly at Vintl
"What are you all talking about?"
>Co points at you
>"You look like you walked straight out of the cartoons, kid"
>Wait...
>Gaia mentioned you had new powers
>And now you're colored differently?
>You try to get a look at yourself, but the layer of females prevents you from seeing anything to tip you off
"So... I look like a cartoon character?"
>Co nods
>"That's right, 'hero'"
>Hero...
"So that rules out sandman or clayface... Did I become Metamorpho? the Avatar? Firestorm?..."
>You take a nervous gulp
"...Aquaman?..."
>Co shakes his head again
>"No, no one that cool"
>You're lamer than Aquaman?
>aw...Damnit
>But who could possibly be lamer than Aquaman?
>Co starts to idly hum a tune
https://youtu.be/ZGegECwSiGY?t=10
>No
>Dear god no
"Did that bitch turn me into Captain Planet?!"
>Co smirks
>...Shit
>"By your powers combined..."
>You shake your head
"But doesn't... he... need the four elements to combine in order to appear?"
>Amber turns her head to stare at the floor
>"Well... actually... you've been absorbing the elements for a while now...remember?"
>Damn, she's right
>"But I only absorbed the elements right? Captain Planet needs the four elements... plus... 'heart'..."
>You turn to look at Spinny

>>25870643
>That bug loves you too much for your own good
>....oh well
>Maybe you can shave your head and pretend to be someone cool like the Silver Surfer
>Patty smiles at you
>"At least you're back in one piece, dearie"
>You nod
"Yeah... you're right"
>You pass your gaze around your herd
"Sorry for scaring you girls... but I'm fine, and I'm not mad at any of you. I am mad at Hill. You know, I'd say it's long past time for me to pay him a visit..."

Be Hill Stony
>Be watching one of your spies retreat back into the prison's main building
>Apparently Anon escaped
>Good
>You're looking forward to gloating at that fool
>With a smile on your lips, you take a sip of milk
>You haven't touched the cider yet, you want your head clear when you cement your victory
>As you move to take a bite of cookie, you are interrupted by a thunderclap
>Startled by the sound, you drop your cookie and look up
>...
>..
>.
>What?
>Where did all those clouds come from?
>And... is that Anon?!
>Why is he silver now?
>"Hello, Hill"
>You gulp
>How is he flying?!
>He doesn't have wings!
>And there is no corona of magic...
>"So, what's new with you? I became an elemental demigod. That means I control the elements, and right now..."
>Your jaw drops open as you gawk at the flying human
>His eyes narrow
>"...You're experiencing the element of surprise"
>You lick your lips nervously
"How?"
>Anon grins
>"Gaia, mother earth herself chose me."
>He glances around at the detritious caused by the party
>"I'd pick up that trash if I were you"
>You glance around
>Your minions are all frozen with fear!
>Those IDIOTS!
"Come on, we can take him if we fight together!"
>Anon laughs
>"I don't think so"
>He claps his hands and another bolt of lightning crashes into the earth as the clouds release their payloads
>The rain instantly makes your mane cling to your skin uncomfortably
>As if he wasn't overpowered before...
>This is just unfair!
>"Sorry to rain on your parade, but you can't win"

>>25870646
>You turn desparately toward the main building
"Guards! Guards! Help! HELP!"
>You sigh in relief as a pair of guards run out of the building, rushing toward you
>You're saved!
>The guards slow and peer curiously, and a little fearfully, up at Anon
>The first guard steps forward
>"What's going on?"
>Anon floats down to the guards
>"These inmates hurt my girls. They're mine"
>The second guard nervously shakes his head
>"Sorry, they're our inmates! We can't let you hurt them!"
>Anon smiles
>"Your jurisdiction is this prison. Mine is the whole planet. I'd say I have authority here"
>The guards shuffle their hooves and share an uncertain glance
>Anon rubs his chin thoughtfully
>"Tell you what... Compromise: You can discipline the others, but their leader, Hill Stony, is mine. Deal? Good"
>Before the guards can offer a coherent response, Anon whirls around in the air to face you
>"I have a very... /special/ punishment in mind for you"
>You glance around desparately for help
>Your minions!
>They're gone!
>Traitors!
>They've all abandoned you while you were watching Anon interact with the guards!
>Wait, not all of them...
>Rust is passed out under a tree
>Fantastic
>You turn back towards Anon, mind racing
>OH SWEET LUNA HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
>You stumble back in surprise
>This interaction is not going as you imagined

Be Anon
>This is fun!
>You can fly!
>You can summon lightning!
>The world just seems to open up to your will!
>And now you have Hill Stony at your mercy
>This'll be good
>You glance around
"All your allies Argon"
>...
>Damnit
>You must have inherited Planet's tendency to pun
>Oh well
>One of the guards clears his throat nervously
>"What will you do with this inmate?"
>You smile
"Barium"
>Hill's eyes go wide as you raise your arms and a shell of rock and dirt forms a bubble around him
>You lower your hands and the bubble starts to sink into the ground
>You turn and flash the guards a smile

>>25870650
"Don't worry, He'll survive. I'll be sure to check up on him Periodically"
>With a flourish, you dive after the bubble and maneuver to lead it toward a small natural cavern under the prison...

Be Hill Stony
>Be in an underground cell made of solid stone
>It's been days since you were taken here
>DAYS!
>Days spent in pitch blackness without so much as a coloring book to entertain yourself with
>Anon will PAY for this!
>You'll come up with an escape plan and...
>A small bubble of green fire emerges from the ceiling of the cavern, throwing precious light into the cave as it descends to the cavern's floor
>You raise your nose haughtily as Anon and his bug step out of the fiery bubble
>Anon smiles as he surveys the numerous stalagmites and stalagtites
>"Damn Spinny, you didn't waste /any/ time!"
>The insect blushes
>"Sorry..."
>Anon's chuckle grates against your brain like nails on chalkboard
>"It's okay, I'm only teasing. They're ready?"
>Spinnerette nods, with a grin too wide to be natural
>"Yes! Well, almost. All they need is a pheromone signal..."
>Anon turns toward you and grins
>"Good evening, Hill. This will be one of the last times we get to see eachother, so I thought I should fill you in on current events. I have diplomatic immunity, and so do all of my girls. We have the option of leaving this prison soon and moving to the capital"
>That will... make your revenge more difficult
>No matter
>You'll have him, in time
>Anon walks up to your cell
>"...But we aren't leaving. We rather like it here, and Spinny already decided that this is where she wants to start her hive"
>You snarl at the silvery human
"Why are you bothering me with this?"
>Anon gives you a toothy grin
>"Because you're about to become part of the family. Spinny, do it"
>The bug screws her eyes shut and, after a few seconds, begins buzzing her wings
>Anon spreads his arms wide as the small spires of rock around the cavern begin to move and quake

>>25870652
>Your eyes go wide as they all begin to open at one end, unfolding like a mash paper
>Anon spins around, surveying the cavern
>"Good evening kids! I'm your daddy! This is your mommy, and this guy in the little room..."
>Anon turns to you, a glint in his eye
>"...Is 'Uncle Stony'"
>Buzzing fills the cavern as.... shapes like spiders with tails emerge from the stalag-no, eggs- that litter the cavern's floor, walls, and ceiling
>Anon's gaze softens as he looks at the vile brood and their queen
>"Awww... honey, they have your eyes!"
>Anon picks one of the flat larvae up and tickles its underside, spewing baby-babble at the weird monstrosity
>You reel back in horror as the thing glows with a sickly green light as it absorbs the love
>The things crawl, hop, and glide their way toward Anon
>He just laughs as they try to smother him
>"Kids, kids! Please! That tickles!"
>Spinnerette begins pulling orbs from a gooey pile in the far corner of the cavern, passing them to the bug-spawn
>The spiderling-like creatures bite into the orbs with overlarge fangs, noisily sucking out the contents
>They're...
>They're /feeding/...
>You glance nervously at the pile of orbs
>There are too many broodlings
>That pile can't possibly last more than a few days
>Dear Luna... What will happen to you when that pile runs out?

Be Anon
>D'aww!
>They're so cute!
>In a Cthulu-meets-Alien-meets-kittens kind of way
>You hug Spinny as you survey the many changeling larvae scrambling around the cavern
>You'll need to get Happy down here at some point to give them all check-ups
>But for now... You're happy to hug your bug with one arm and hold one of your buglets in the other
>Smiling warmly at the squirming being, it clicks in a decidedly giggly way
>You lean back against the cavern wall and watch as some of the faster eaters have already begun to play and tumble among their siblings
>D'aww!
>...Just look at those little legs scurry!

>>25870653
>And how gracefully they glide!
>You couldn't be more prou-
>OH SHIT!
>ONE OF THEM FELL!
>MAYDAY MAYDAY!
>BABY HAS BEEN DROPPED!
>PANIC!
>You move to rush over, but the broodling quickly flips itself back to its feet and begins scurrying back toward the wall to get back on the ceiling
>Spinny laughs softly
>"Don't worry dear... Changelings are bouncy. Thank you again! Thank you so much for letting me do this! I'm so happy!"
>Spinny presses herself against you tightly as you settle yourself back into your seat
>You grimace as the little broodling falls off the ceiling again
>Spinny rubs her head against your shoulder
>You turn and beam a grin at her, and she blushes and pulls her head away
>"Sorry..."
>You tilt your head, smiling
"For what?"
>Spinny smiles awkwardly
>"...I don't know. Thank you, I love you"
>You give her a squeeze
"I love you too... say, what do you want to name them?"
>Spinny tilts her head and bites her lip in thought
>"...I'm not sure. Why don't you start? I'll help when names pop into my head"
>You nod, turning back to see your failing acrobat land heavily on what you can only assume is his head
"Alright..."
>You point at the terrible tumbler
"Let's call our aspiring gymnist over there... 'Dennis'"
>Minutes turn to hours as you spend the day with Spinny, naming your children and occasionally accidentally renaming them as Hill tries to avoid drawing attention to himself
>As the day comes to a close, you give your cuddlebug a squeeze and consider what's next on the agenda...
>Today was Spinny's date day

>>25870655

>Tomorrow is another double date with Amber and Feygl
>You'll have to leave for a day after that so you can do 'captain planet' stuff...
>But you've promised to bring Vintl a souvenir from the capital, so she shouldn't be too upset that you've postponed her date day a little
>And the day after that?
>A picnic with all the girls: Amber Ember, Libele, Feygl, Spinny, Happy, Vintl, and Sandy
>You smile
>You've got a busy week ahead of you
>And you wouldn't have it any other way


And that does it for me. Thanks for the ride, folks! Sorry if the ending seems a bit tacked on or rushed, but I promised I wouldn't die without finishing this story first and this week is basically the last time I'll have enough free time to finish this. I'm happy that I can leave the thread in capable, good hands. Keep up the great work everyone!

As always, everyone is free to use my characters to create their own stories and one shots.

>>25870669
The entire story was leading up to Captain fucking Planet? Fuck you. Hang yourself with your own forgotten plot threads.

>>25870669
>Forces himself to complete story
> Story ends in Captain Planet
was this part of your master plan?

>>25870669
This whole ending took a bit to sink in for me. Having a hearty chuckle anyways. Happy Holidays, senpai.

>>25870669
>And that does it for me. Thanks for the ride, folks! Sorry if the ending seems a bit tacked on or rushed, but I promised I wouldn't die without finishing this story first and this week is basically the last time I'll have enough free time to finish this. I'm happy that I can leave the thread in capable, good hands. Keep up the great work everyone!

You're leaving us for good?

>>25870669
Heh, I've loved the story, but if you're going to round off the end with that and rubber-stamp it since you're not feeling it anymore, I'm going to take the liberty of cutting it off at Anon going into solitary and cauterizing it there for myself. Never been a fan of the "changelings operate exactly like insects and lay hundreds of eggs" idea either.

>>25871389
Changelings usually lay just under a dozen eggs. They then stick them in their leg holes and surround them with adhesive goo to keep them in place.
And to keep it all warm, thigh high socks.

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>>25870669

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>>25870669
????
I mean if you just left the captain planet shit out and he whooped the guys ass, then the epilogue happened that would have been fine.
It really came out of left field too.

But i still luv u bae, i dont know where you are going to leave us, but best of luck and merry christmas fgt

>>25870669
To make it more anon friendly. I imagine anon with a poor captain planet drawn over it

>>25870669
Ending wasn't too bad considering it had to be ended asap

>>25870902
>>25870963
>>25870966
>>25872149
>>25872292
When I first started, I had no clue how to end it. After Anon absorbed the first element, I knew. This ending has been sitting on the back burner forever and a day, and if I had had the time I would have fleshed it out and lead into it a bit better. If I'd known beforehand how my life would fill out, I would've paced the entire green better.

On the bright side, this is marginally better than the intentionally disapointing ending It was all a dream

>>25871389
That's just fine, I completely understand

>>25872532
Thank you

>>25870987
Yup, wouldn't be surprised if this is the last time I get on /mlp/. If I hadn't promised to stamp an ending on, I would've left a few months ago.

>>25872885
But why leave senpai? You are reason for thread!
Reason for why I am write

>>25819617
bump

>>25872920
He said he could make some One shots
He's not leaving
This isn't a good bye
Is just an "until next time"

>>25870669
Yeah ending was a bit rushed, and I never expected the Captain Planet thing, but the story was a good ride and I enjoyed it.
I still prefer the Cookies n' Cream more tho, but this story is good too!
Merry Christmas m8

boop

Merry Christmas, faggots,

>>25876299
checked

can't say i'm too pleased with the end of mythd's story, but i'm glad he returned to us and at least gave us an ending. i'm sad to see him go as he was the first story in this thread that i read. Truly, this is the end of an era

>>25876299
happy hanukkah

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>>25870669
I waited for this.

aw shit

i missed the end of mythds story when he posted it

>>25878136
Merry Christmas

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>>25870653
Aww man, fucking jealous.

Why does he get an army horrifying yet adorable alien-changeling spawn?

>>25878227
We are born for shit