I want to pet a poni

>>25818828
You will never pet a pony

>>25818828
I want to get pet by a poni

>>25818828
Cadence caught you two.
What do you say?

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>>25818828
I too want a poni pet

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>>25820147

>>25820093
Want snuggles?

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>>25820147

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>>25820550
>getting off to the word 'banana'
Filthy Dong poster.

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>>25820597
>not getting off to bananas

Kill yourself

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>>25820627
I might consider it if I could understand the appeel

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>>25818828
I want to poni a poni.

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I want to cuddle a pony and spoon her while she sleeps.

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>>25820753

>>25820833
Thanks for ruining his post.

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>>25820753
Oh you.

>>25818828
I can totally see the Headlines

>Bronies Invade Petting Zoo
>Harass Animals
>Oppress Children
>But the Real Victims here are the Womyn

>>25820858
:^)

>>25820867
If she's Pancake Bloom, does that mean here sister is FlapJack?

>>25820890
Holy shit I just had a pancake-relevant ejaculation manifestation! What the fuck?

Also yes.

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>>25820147
Oh shit i totally forgot about pet dash... ill put that on the list of shit ive forgotten right next to lil miss rarity

>>25820093
"okay, okay. Way homo. "

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>>25820987
>do not taunt pancake

>>25818828
I want to pet a nyx

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>>25820147
W E W
E
W

>>25820987
>do not taunt pancake
What if you put the pancake on a Happy Fun Ball?

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>>25818828
The white stallion tries to jump onto your arms in comfort, but he can't jump, so he snuggles up on your leg.
"Woah there shining armor, we can save that for the people who want to write that, also I'm kinda into mares only"
>"O-oh sorry...heh but that did feel pretty good though."
You remember your childhood as you were about to go to sleep your mom would play in your hair and rub it helping you lure to sleep. #IrlRubs
*Bang* the door opens.
>"Anon what are you doing here?"
Anon instantly comes over to Candace and hugs her warm pink and purple, body and rubs her head as well, you can already feel the red on her face as she gives her whole body away and flops right on your lap already feeling tired
You can hear her heart beats as she just lays there her scalp opening up to the fresh air is really comforting to a mare, soon shining armor comes over and lays down right next to her as if he were cuddling her.
You rubs their head at the same time and they gently lure to sleep, breathing getting lighter each passing minute.
Soon they are asleep and you put your face inside of the warm, nice mane it felt like home, but not your own life, it felt like Family, friends, like you were being useful to somebody this really was where you belonged, soon the mane 6, ponyville and canterlot were in that one room, each one was properly Rubbed and as your about to go to sleep in the sea of nice, warm fur and hoof is put on your scalp, it was princess celestia.
>"Thie to go to sleep my prince."
You smiled and turned on your head
"good night mom."

>>25822645
Zelo Percento

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>>25822820
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