Why dont you name your kid like these wonderful parents anon?

>>25818641
Good thing most first world countries have laws against shit names

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>>25818641
>pinkamena zecora smith
I would legitimately kill myself if I was ever named something from a fucking pony television show.

>>25818641
why dont you link that shit so i can chew the fucker out.

>>25818718
http://runa-the-seamstress.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Baby-where-I-ve-been-299043643

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>our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime
Always gets me.

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>>25818641
>this girl is almost 4 years old now
>she's aware of what her name means and how autistic her parents are

>>25818919
At 4 years? Not yet, but it will happen soon.

>>25818641
Parents are fucking dumb for giving a dumb name.

Kid will have little to no social life becuse of that autistic name.

Chapta was wheelchairs.

>>25818692
From a show that won't exist when she will get older.
Is like giving your kid a name like She-Ra or Voltron

>>25818938
It will change name when she reach 18 but yeah, she's going to have a tough time from elementary to higschool. Especially if she's a nerd.

And thats why you don't ask for the name while the mom is high on painkillers

>>25818977
You are implying the mother of that child doesn't have complete mental retardation outside of painkillers.

>>25818641
Actually if she keep the name "Pinkamena Diane Smith" then it woudn't sound so bad.


Modern times are fucked up. My brother wanted to name his son "Gohan" before i convinced him not to.

>>25818641
Anyoone have that post with bronies naming their daughter Futashy?

>>25818641
Because I have standards.
I would rather name my kid Osama Adolf Elliot Synger than this.

>>25818641
>Naming your daughter Pinkamena
Aliright, that's not TOO bad...

>Middle name is Zecora
...This would work if she were in the ghetto, cause Zecora does sound like a legit ghetto name...but imagine in Highschool, you're shy, timid, autistic (thanks mom and dad), and you're writing your name on the ACT.

You know that someone is going to look at that, and judge you, your parents, and your family IMMENSELY. Pinkamena, if by any chances you read this as an adult...please know that we're sorry for you, even before you could know.

>>25818641
Because we cant breed

>>25818955
Voltron wouldnt be a bad middle name, but thats because its fucking blase as shit, pinkamena zecora? what the actual fuck is this shit? you couldn't pick a name that stands out more.

>>25819035
Plz tell me your joking

>>25819077
Not that middle names matter to begin with. You could go your whole life without telling anyone your middle name.

I wanna name my firstborn Skeletor.

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>>25818641

>>25818641
I want to name my children all asshole, and force my wife to change her name to asshole ass well, so then i can legitimately say:
"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

>>25819065
>If by chances you read this when you are an adult
Unless some asshole takes the job of screen capping this and waiting until she is older, I doubt it.

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>>25820284
All ready done now we wait.

a coworker of mine was crying one day because their sister named her kid Castiel Anubis

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>>25820335
You just had to do it, faggot.

The 'Smith' bit actually gets me the most.

Such stupid shit for a first and middle name and then just 'Smith'

Might as well be called 'Chuckles Helicopter Wigwam..Jones"

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>>25819081
it still exist

Futashy is now 4 years old

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>>25820403
I know what I'm naming my firstborn now.

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>>25818955
At least if your name is Voltron, you could go by Ron.

>>25820234
Change your own last name to Asshole. Mission accomplished.

>>25820403
>Chuckles Helicopter Wigwam Jones
Literally the funniest thing I've read all week. It hasn't been a very funny week, but still.