Have you brushed your teeth today /mlp/

>>25815910
I haven't brushed my teeth in probably two years.

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>>25815910
YOU DID THE MEME WRONG YOU HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING. GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.

>>25815910
I'll brush your teeth with my toothbrush.

And by brush, I mean fuck.

And by teeth, I mean your cunt.

And by toothbrush, I mean my penis.

I'm going to fuck you with my penis. Assume the position.

>>25815910
brushed this morning and had some mouth wash after dinner so yeah, I'm good.

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>>25815910
Nope.
Watcha gonna do about it?

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The only toothpaste I brush with.

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>>25815957

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>>25816043

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>>25815978

>>25815910

The question, dear Colgate...

...is have I brushed yours.

I want to brush you on the inside.

Of your mouth.

With a toothbrush. And extra fluoride in the toothpaste.

>and so, Colgate's horsepussy grew three times wetter that day as Anon gave her a throughly dirty cleaning

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>>25816050

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>>25816068

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>>25816028
I don't remember buying this.

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Too slow...

>>25816082

You didn't. SHE did.

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>>25816081

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Brushie Brushie

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>>25816092

>>25815910
Every morning and every night.

A-am I your favorite patient now, Doctor Colgate?

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>>25816102

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>>25816105

Yes you are, patient anonymous.

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>>25816111
treps

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>>25816122
debs

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>>25816131
sengles

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>>25816144
more debs

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>>25816154

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>>25816166

hey

>>25816088
Musta been my wife

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>>25816178

hey anon

>>25816188
yes?

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>>25816188

you should brush your teeth more often

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>>25816188
WHAT

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>>25816201

or I'll find you

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>>25816211

and I'll brush them myself

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>>25816225

hard enough to make you bleed

>>25816225
in that case I'll never brush again I'm so alone

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>>25816235

t͎̆ͣ͂̌̉ĥ͖͙͖͕̣̀̊ͩ̓e̖̟̼͋ͪ̽̃̀ ̫͇̳̥̟̆ͧ̚b̨͐̋̀l҉͎̱ͅo͚͎̔̐̈͡o̢͍̳͔̝̽̈̑̽ͧd͈̦̖̺͖̹͈͑̊̎̒ ̧̗̠͋̌̿̓ͦ́f͈r͗o̭͆͛̚m̙͑͟ͅ ̘̮̜͙̰ỹ̲͐ͦͥ͗͋̾o̥ͧ̆́̾͛̈́uͨͫ͆͌rͨ̏ͪ̊̏ ͚̲̼̗̿̌̊͂̃̌͆g͙̘͓̤͈ͩ͜u̜̲̭̠̙͊ͦͥͨ͌͝m͔̈̒̎̒ş͖̪̥̻̏̋ ̇̂̄͒̇͒͂s̞̉̽͆̉͑͑͐ǔ͓͙̠̪̍š̘̻̠̞̠͞ͅt̸̺ả̙͔̼͎͌̈́ͣͅi̇ͬ̊̋҉͇͕̱͙n̩͚̪̹̪ͣ͡s̳͑ ̭̥̬̖̀͗ͭ͒̎̐͐͠m̨̗̭̠ͯe͚̙̐ͬͅ

>>25816244
I have been expecting you for a year now.
You don't deliver.

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>>25816244

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>>25816201

God damn it, Colgate, I KNOW!

>>25816244
so how do you get the blood from my mouth?
do we... kiss?

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>>25816244


b̲̓̐ͣ̔̉͑͘r͙͎͔͍̈̉̉u̫̘̼̣̙̼̺̐͐̽s̩̥̠͒ͯ̀ͫ͛ḥ͉̤͕̠͑ ̛̟͎ͤͯy͎͇͍̦̠̯̤̍͂̿͆͋ͪ̚o̞̹͙͈͉̖̙͒̎̀u͔̫̘͚̮̺ͮ̌̉͞r̘͔̩̪̲͖̊͡ͅ ̭̝̙̱̙͚̤ͥͦͣ̂̚͝ṯe͇͚̩͕͉̗͇ͨ͐̏ͣ̿̚͝e̲̔͠t̵̼̦̬̝͕͂ĥ̈́̃͂̏̑͡ ̫̜̞̲͟b̷͉̞̟͉͚̥͋r̠̹͖͙͗͆̀u͇̺̟͕̝̱͇͐̓̿̌ș̴̯̥͚̲h̯̹̤͗͒́ ̰̭̻ͧͪ͐ͩ̊ͫy̖̻̬̞̎̽̐͞õ̤͔u̪̼̿͊ͥ͌͊̕r̬̜͑͑͐̀́̓̚ ̜̱̹̖̰̫̮ͨͤt̰̠͙͉̤͌̔́̄ͣͪ͊e̔ͩe̡͈̪̪͎̦̺ͅt̰̱̣̼͔̬ͮ̏̓h̹̩̤̣̺̅̅͌͆̐͐͜ ̱̗̍ͥ͑̽̓̉̾b̤̤̼͈̭͒̃ͨ͘r͉̟͖̼̯̙͝ǔ̫͔͑̆̀ͮs̨̗̦ḩ͙͉͇ͤ̓̋ͥ̑̑ ̺̻̩̞̻ͬ̂ͣͥ̚y̼̘̖̝̽̈́̎̋̅͂ő̭͇̟̐̆ṷ̶̮̘̣̲͎̹r̞͈̫̪͎̗̻͑̋̓̄ ̫͖̔̀ͥͣ͛t͖̳e̤͙̥͍̖͓̟ͦ̉͌̀͂̎͂ẻ̙͕̗̙̭͕́̈́ͪ͢ͅt̲̝͎̀h̢̦
͓̼̬̘̣̉͆ͯ͝b̙̼̗͙̲͈͗̆ͯͫ̄́ͦr̴̫̜ͥͬͭ̄u̵̹̼̖̦̬͉ͬ͂́ͮs͍͇͊̃́h̝̭̱͖̟̫̿ͪͦ̅̎̉͊ ̡̣̗͔͍̤ͦ̍̓̄ͦ͌ͩy̐̇ͦ̐̕ȏ̖̰̣̲̝͍́̋̄̋͆u͍̣̥̩͔͂ͤ̔̈̀ͅͅr̂̐̈́͊ͧ͞ ̶̫͇̟̯̲̝ͅt̑̑e͎̺̜ͤͨͨ̉͒̋͢e͔̠̹t̢͉̰̝̱͈̅h̴͕̭̻ͯ̀͒ ̜̙̜̜͇̬̆̓͗͛̚̕b̵̹̬͎͙̉͊r̴̬̱̮̲̪̦̽̾u̩̺̖̮̻̙̇ͨͤ͊̉s͏̪̩̲̻̦̗̩h̴ͤ͗͌͂̚ ̨̼̘̖̲͔͉ͬ͒͋͆̿ͦͣy̳̺o̻̺̙̟̹ͬ̒̌ụ̎ͤͥͨ̀ŕ͆͗̀ͦ ̰̗̽ͧ̈́t̬̪̋͗ͧ̅͟ē̵͈̝̱̬̑͑̃ͦ̂ͣe̡͖̞̓̄ͥ̃̂͂̽t͖͙̬̲̱͚͙̆h̟ ̵b̦̱̞͍͔̣͉͊͒̓̐̆̊͡ŗ̣͔̳̤ụs̭̪̤͖̒͒̎ͬͩͩh̵̖̺͉͈̭̒̈́ ̴̤̱̖̝̩̝ẏ͕ͩ͑͢o̺͉̩͎͖͎̒̊̂u͇̩̯ͫ̋͌̽̿̉͆rͪ̒̎̈ͩͪͭ҉͕̲ ̬̝ͩͯ̉͆͒̑̊͠t̰̹͖̠ͣe͎̺̝̖ͥ̅ͭ͢ĕ͗҉̼tͨͩ̅̊ͨ̅̚h͚̀ͨ̉͐͡

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What a pleasant thread.

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>>25816290

I'll allow it.

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Brushie bump.

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>>25816051
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no

thanks for reminding me

Brushed & flossed. thanks Colgate!

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>>25816514
You're welcome!

>>25815910
Twice, as a matter of fact.

>>25815910
No, and I'm not going to either you stupid teeth horse.

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Actuary no, had to rush out of house to make the bus. They only run one an hour here at night

>>25815910
no because I don't even have any teeth

>>25817233
I know that feel bro. Our buses run one way an hour all day. Takes three fucking hours to buy groceries.