>"Do you want to join me in the shower, Anon?"

>>25811283
no i don't want to get my suit wet.

>>25811312
you heathen

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>>25811283
>Humanized ponies

>Sluttershy
Go away, I'm busy doing nothing while hating myself, idiot.

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>>25811322
>ponified human characteristics

>>25811283
..........................."Sure. Can I play with your breasts while we're inside?"

>>25811283
"Uh, no? There's only one showerhead and you will probably get in the way of it. Then I stand there cold because I don't get any hot water. I don't have my moisturizing soap or my anti-dandruff shampoo here, either."

>>25811344
>john joseco
not even once

>>25811283
You look like a generic moe girl, fuck outta here

>>25811283
I got dibs on rubber ducky

>>25811344
Sauce?

>>25811283
>be anon
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>internal alarm raised
"Th-that's ok, Fluttershy, I'm f-fine. Did you need to know where the shampoo is or something?"
>"No, I'm fine. Thanks for asking."
>she re-enters the bathroom
>what the hell was that about? this had to have been some kind of test, she would never do something like that.
>you've only been dating for a few weeks
>best not look like I'm only after her body
>you're not like those other guys, Anon.
---
>be Fluttershy
>darn it! Rarity said that would work for sure!
>well, maybe he's just being nice...
>I still want to know if he actually likes how I look
>He's told me before, but he hasn't done anything to reflect that.
>he always looks at my forehead and never at me
>he hasn't even touched me more than a light hug
>I HAVE TO KNOW

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>>25811283
"Sounds like a plan to me."
>You strip, exposing your massive cock to FLuttershy
>She drops the towel, revealing a lovely pair of 36DD breasts
>Together, the climb into the shower, where Fluttershy bends over seductively to turn on the water
>The water is warm, much like the aching in your balls
>"Anon, do you think you could scrub me down a little first?"
>The pink haired beauty holds out a washcloth to you
"Absolutly."
>Running your hands over her curves and lovely smooth skin, you raise to your full potential in no time
>But something is wrong
>The water isn't as warm anymore
>In fact, it's quickly becoming frigid
"Hey Flutters..."
>She moans lewdly before answering as you stop massaging her breasts
>"What is it Anon?"
>You pause dramatically
"It's getting cold, isn't it?"

>>25811572
HIROOOOOOOOO

>>25811283
>Zantyarz
No thanks, Dropped.
>>25811516
derpiboo.ru/5373

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>"Do you want to join me in the shower, Anon?"
>Fluttershy smiles at you as she touches you with an encouraging wing
>"Come on... let me help you relax."
>Her warmth, her softness, the dimness of the light and the soft sound of the shower...
>It's an offer you can't refuse
>You climb into the tub with her, feeling the warm water wash over your naked skin
>Fluttershy sits at the end of the tub, reaching her forelimbs toward you
>She takes you into her warm embrace, your face pressing into the soft fur of her chest
>Hugging you, she brushes your hair with a hoof
>You close your eyes in the dark of the shower, held tightly in Fluttershy's soft, warm embrace, water running down your body
>Feeling so safe, so secure
>Fluttershy's heartbeat, calm and gentle in your ear
>"I love you..." she whispers, kissing the top of your head
>She begins to hum softly, as you doze in utter relaxation against her, lying in the tub

>>25812082
and then they both drown

>>25811283

>"Do you want to join me in the shower, Anon?"
"Who the hell are you and how did you get inside my house?"

>>25812232
Answer these questions while I undress.

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>>25811283
We need more quality humanized pone art.

>>25811283
No generic animu girl

>>25812632
9/10 would cum inside.

>>25811572
u mutherfucker

>>25812082
There we go.

There's the pone goodness I come here for.

>You scream in a mixture of hate and desperation as you scrub furiously at your junk with the bleach-icy-hot-all-liquids-in-the-medicine-cabinet concoction
>Your "Sweet Relief"
>The glass of the shower door vibrates and begins cracking as you slam into it, reflexively trying to escape the pain
"Get the fuCK OUT HOLY SHIT! Y-you are the a-absolute lASt person I want to SEE RIGHT NOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
>The silhouette of Fluttershy's curvaceous, corrupted, impure form flinches at your first outburst, before assuming a pensive pose that probably indicates guilt and is also sexy as fuCK HOLY SHIT it's in your FUCK-ING URETHRA
>You cry out and smash your teary, blood-soaked head into the the tile of the wall, which is beginning to erode from the deadly concoction which has become your only hope.
>"Anon, I know it hurts now, b-but you get used it soon..."
"Yeah? How long have yOU FUCKING HAD it?"
>"A-about fif... Fifteen years."
>This slut is twenty-FUCKING-two.
>No time to ponder it now, though. Your panacea is losing its potency, and the growths are throbbing now.
"FUCK! Sluttershy, pass me that fucking thermos out there!"
>"W-what the hell is in this thing?!?"
"Science shit! It's so fucking hOT HOLY SHIT PAAASS IT IN PASS IT IN OH MY JESUS FUCKI-"
>A container containing the sciencest bullshit you could dream up in a microwave is passed in by an arm drenched in corruption and decay, swathed in a deceitful cloak of creamy smOOTH NOPE NOTHING SMOOTH GOING ON HERE FUCK POUR IT OUT POUR IT POUR IT
>The super-critically fluidic penicillin washes out over your cock and balls, and you collapse onto the floor, openly sobbing now, and abrading away the scaly crust constantly trying to envelop your nethers with the magically-generated monofilament steel wool
>The fucking cunt outside winces, and begins shuffling from foot to foot, flinching whenever your sobbing is interrupted by a scream of agony no longer contained
>You hate your life and everyone in it

>>25811557
I know you're hiding more.

>>25811572
Not ashamed of this boner.

>>25812082
Now it's paid off. Thanks writefags.

>>25811283
Sure. It's getting cold, isn't it?

>>25814192
>The floor of the shower is a slurry of flakes of corrupture, blood, and tears
>It's beginning to take on a semi-solid, sludgelike quality
>Where the FUCK did Fluttershy get this?
>You quit thinking and focus on studiously ignoring the sensation of the pasty flakes washing over your hands, pooling, dissolving, and solidifying around your ass and legs
>Suddenly, a breakthrough
>The resistance is lessening!
>You glance downwards and immediately wish you hadn't
>What flesh remains is free of outward signs of infection
>The cost, of course, being that your dick looks like a shark-attack survivor
>But you feel...
>Fresh. Clean. PURE. ASCENDANT!
"I am made WHOLE!"
>Fluttershy ceases sobbing in the corner for a moment to, judging by her silhouette, glance at the shower
>Captain Schlong Luke Dickhard is injured, but healing already
>You might have accidentally discovered the secret to human regeneration in your haste to pour more boiling biohazards on your reproductive organs
>"A-anon? Are you... Are you o-okay?"
>You smash your head through the shower door and tear the curtain down, not caring for the lacerations now covering your entire upper and lower body, standing proudly, your parasite-free pecker waving in the breeze caused by the release of the gases produced by the fuckton of dangerous chemicals you poured on your delicate mortal frame
"I'm clean, Fluttershy. I am clean in body, mind, and soul. I have discovered oneness with cleanliness, and therefore, I think, with Godliness."
>She holds her hands up in front of her face, terrified by the manic grin you don't realize you are displaying
"I can love you once more, oh dearest. But..."
>You glare down in disgust, disappointment, and mercy at her diseased cunt
>She follows your gaze and begins whimpering, glancing at the blood-and-biohazard-soaked shower behind you
>Your eyes lighten with compassion
"My love, I will bear you to the pearly gates of purity, and we can be one, forever, in our healing grace."

>>25814192
>>25814379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMdgr6jC1bU

>>25811572

Someone let me in on the joke

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>>25814686
>Being this new

bump out of thought of possible green. no promises though

>>25814664
pretty much this

>>25811283
Is Anon a name used by Discord?

>>25811283
Sure, I'm all for conservation. We should run it cold and huddle together for warmth too.

>>25814686
go to /x/

>>25811283
bump

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>>25811283
... Okay

>>25818280
>wood bolt

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>>25812632
Like this?

>>25811283
No, random anime girl, I don't.

>>25819703
U-unf...

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>>25821081
I was pleasantly surprised to see it wasn't a fucking cancerous Chowder 'WOULD I?'