Anyone else attracted to Spike or are you all still living in denial?

>>25801158
I want to fuck his tight ass and warm mouth.

>>25801158
I am too.

He is a sexy bitch.
Gotta give him that.

>>25801158
Here senpai.

File: prince abubu sez.gif (190KB, 560x840px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 560x840px

>>25801158
>spikefags
>spike threads

>>25801158

You know how Marvel has "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe?" I want to see "Spike has sexual intercourse with the Equestria universe." It'll never happen because everyone would rather have Anon do it.

File: 1423360117067.png (469KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 1000x1000px

>Hey Anon, Twilight isn't here so you'll-
>Anon? Why do you look so sad? Are you okay?
>Oh... she didn't want to be your special somepony?
>I'm sorry Anon.
>To tell you the truth I haven't been so lucky with mares either.
>I... I want to ask you something but you have to promise me not to get weirded out. Like, Pinkie promise.
>Okay, here goes nothing...maybe we could help each other out.
>What do I mean? I mean that I scratch your back and you scratch mine. We could help, uh relieve each other.
>No! Of course I'm not gay! It's just we're both really desperate right? Wouldn't it feel good to release some of this...tension?
>*sigh*
>No, I've never been with a mare in that way. But I've got to know what it feels like! At least before I get with Rarity!
>Hey! Don't laugh, it's going to happen someday!
>Look, we don't have to do much, I could suck on yours and you could suck on mine.
>You could close your eyes an pretend I'm someone else.
>Of course you'll have to suck mine after, but I can promise you that my blowjobs are worth it.
>Heh, I don't usually brag but after all those times doing it on myself I've gotten pretty good at it.
>So, do you want us to start now? I'll suck you first.

I'd stretch his scaly butthole
Would also a barb dragpuss too

File: such is life.jpg (89KB, 919x720px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 919x720px

>>25801239
>Of course I'm not gay!
I just can't win

File: 1437429539253.jpg (14KB, 480x319px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x319px

>>25801237
Sounds like a great premise for the first prompt in an 'Anon cucks spike' general.

File: pimp__n_by_dekomaru-d4ip8rx.png (192KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1600x1200px

Pimpin aint easy

Why is human Spike best shota?

File: i'llgetyou.png (195KB, 486x159px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 486x159px

>>25801158

>>25801329
That vector is fucking terrible.

>>25801432
Drawin aint easy

>>25801421
Why do you post this in every spike thread

Spike is such a a piece of useless shit.
I wish they killed him already.

File: tmp_24498-1447540733877-3626847.jpg (40KB, 480x504px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 480x504px

>>25801158
>dragon
No thank you, you sick fuck.

>>25801542
cause he's a faggot desu

File: sam smirk.gif (999KB, 500x300px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 500x300px

>>25801559
>boom
Took me a few seconds.

File: image.gif (915KB, 476x253px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 476x253px

>>25801158

>I'm a gay pedophile furry

>>25802159
So 95% of people here?

>>25801559
>Thinking ponies are better than dragons

Dog Spike is sexier. Dat puppy plot and soft paws do it for me.

>>25802333
Trips confirm.
Either is fine.

>>25802433
Dubs confirm the confirmation

Not really. Spike is a beautiful little man who I'd love to treat like a son. I might even be comfortable letting him jerk it in my presence if he got his human fix out of it.

But if I were to say that there was nothing I would like more than to bend him over and fill his scaly boypussy with my 6 inches of friendship, that would be simply not true.

>>25801239
I need a green of this.

>>25801239
You won't get any better at fucking Rarity if you blow my cock. Just stick yours in my ass and pretend it's hers.