Reversed Gender Roles Equestria - Fight the Maretriatchy Edition

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>>25798458
MI

I want to bonk ponk's badonkadonk
also it's reverse gender roles in Equestria, so fuck off with your minotit shit

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>>25798480
NO

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>>25798489
TIIIIIIIITSSS!!!

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>>25798489
TITS!

>>25798480
>>25798489
>>25798500
>>25798501

It was good for killing the old thread, but now it's wasting the new one.
Save it for page 9 bumps

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>>25798485
>Limiting yourself to one species out of the entire setting.
You're a boring man, Anon.

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Thanks, BNW. Those minotits were getting me hot under the collar.

Quick and dirty green for now. Got a doctor appt real soon.
>>25758771
>Day 31 in Pantheon
>Minowaifus protect you from all the competition out there.
>Heh
>Compe-tit-ion
>It's funny because these tauresses go shirtless all the time.
>Christ you're tired.
>It's early in the morning and you are performing your duties.
>The deal was you keep the tauresses happy, and they keep you safe in their third-little-piggy-approved brick house.
>So, you wake up at 4:30 in the morning to give you time to wake up and get ready.
>The day starts at 5 AM, where you prepare a nutritious breakfast of eggs, cuds, grains, and hay.
>Once that's done, you leave it on the stovetop over a low fire (to keep it warm) and wake up your new... herd?
>Whatever those weird horses called this sort of situation.
>You learned pretty quickly what was expected of you.
>And frankly? You're okay with it. Maybe if you were an Equestrian-born male you'd feel intimidated and oppressed, but you grew up where YOU were the less-appreciated sex, and this gives you the HARDEST erection ever.
>They really meant it when they said they wanted love in exchange for protection.

>>25798485
Come here and make us, Anon.

>>25798582
>The morning starts with Anna.
>She is by far the bustiest tauress in this brick house, and she makes a living selling her milk to foreign lands, black-market style.
>You had such a giggle m8 when she told you that it was actually called the "white-market".
>You start by gently rolling her on her side and removing her top.
>Bedtime is the only time tauresses wear bras; either for support while they sleep, or to protect the goods, like Anna here.
>You start by working her nipples with your mouth, slowly drawing out warm milk.
>It's watery at first, so you gulp down a few mouthfuls until the good stuff starts flowing.
>It's like nothing you've ever tasted. It puts the shitty plastic gallons of milk you used to buy to shame.
>Doesn't stop you from gulping a few mouthfuls of that too, but Anna is forgiving.
>She says she knows that no bull can resist.
>The gentle sounds of milk squirting into an increasingly-full bucket rouses Anna.
>She smiles fondly at you and gently strokes your hair.
>Anna: "Anon, you are best at milking. Know just how Anna like, yes."
>You know EXACTLY how Anna like.
>Yes.
>You take your time in easing your free hand down her toned, scared tummy.
>Down her teats-free pelvis.
>Down to her cow-sex.

Smut when I get back home, friends. I declare the holiday season to be minotits season. Enjoy your Eastern-European big-chested gym rats.

>>25798588
>Come here and make us, Anon.
that's an invitation if ever I heard one.
Bend over.

>>25798588
I will be erect for your return.

Please BNW, now's the time for your grand return!

Help me BNW, you're my only hope.

>>25798588
>Smut when I get back home
You fucking tease.

>>25798588
both cozy and hot

unf

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>>25798588

>>25799138
TOUCH THE COW

>>25799145
Do it now!

>>25798588
>>25799138
So, wait, do their breasts get sore if not milked?

>>25799229
Yeah. Anything that lactates will experience extreme discomfort if the milk is not expressed.

WTF with all the anthro-cow stuff ... This feel more like /fur/ than /mlp/

>>25799596
I will put my dick in anything so long as it's female and not human.

>>25799638
I require humanoid or human level intelligence, and the holes to fuck naturally.

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>>25798588
>She's wet already.
>She'll never admit it, but half the reason Anna went into the milk business was because she loved having her tits milked.
>"K-keep going, Anon. Increase milk production!"
>That's the best thing about your role right here: sexual stimulation increases milk production.
>That's what your tauresses tell you, anyway.
>You tease her thick, meaty lips with a few thin, dexterous fingers in ways that a clumsy 3-fingered minotaur never could.
>Even outside horseland, your hands are a valuable asset.
>"Put erect hoof-penis array inside, Anon. Is ready time."
>What?
>You go ahead and start pumping your fingers inside of her.
>You're pretty sure that's what she wanted.
>You guess it's ready time.
>"Ahn! Ooh! Is- Is ready time! Nonna, is ready time!"
>Haha what the fuck.
>You alternate between her mino-tits, giving each bulging milk-bag equal amounts of attention.
>By the time Anna cums, the milk bucket is properly full.
>Sweaty, panting Anna pulls you up into a rough, passionate kiss.
>When your tongue is available again, you pull back and kiss her on the nose.
"Was that good, Anna?"
>"Is very good, Nonna. Mnogo moloka."

>>25799596
>>25798531
Fuck you. Minotaurs are in MLP. Don't you want Russian milk-beasts?

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>>25799802
>no minogf to milk

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>>25799596
Cows are life. Cows are love.

>>25799802
o-oh my

What a comfy life

>>25799802
>"Put erect hoof-penis array inside, Anon. Is ready time."
>On bus
>Try to sensible chuckle instead of forty kek
>Fail
Thanks.

>>25799802
>dat pic
>dat green
So fucking hard. I am usually not into the minostuff but, damn, AA, I woulda your minos. I would all fucking day long.

>>25800524
My pleasure.
>>25799802
>It's exercise time now.
>You were technically right when you thought that you were being shanghai'd into joining a gym.
>Body-building, you've been told, is apparently a big part of Minotaur culture.
>After a brief rub-down, Zhanna had this to say:
>"Your body is having blank slate, Anny. Not Minotaur, but Minotaur. Muscle is different and exotic; bulge where no Minotaur bulge. Will make you have muscle and be pretty, Anny. To be giving heifer sex-drool down leg."
>You're pretty sure that means they're going to make you the Minotaur equivalent of a twink.
>Zhanna has you working out every morning after you're done milking Anna.
>It's hard work, but it's worth it in the end.
>Zhanna picks you up, carries you to your room, and you cuddle for a few hours.
>"Is what the tiny bull want, to be cuddle. Rest muscle, give rubdown. Zhanna like after-workout rubdown. Makes her feel tingles in vlagalishche and warmth in heart."
>You rest your head on her chest, right in between her breasts, and sigh in contentment.
"I like our cuddles too, Zhanna."
>"When I see you on street, I look at beautiful eyes and mine heart stop. Like deepest forest green moss. Have face with good, hard edges. Is like looking at strong rock. Rock that can weather any storm."
>She flips you over and looks into your eyes.
>"But you so small; small like bull, but no pretty muscles. I scare for you, so sister-friends and me call you. Flex muscle, show how good providing you. You impress; you come. We do not regret."
>That's the most romantic thing you've ever barely understood.

>>25801056
That last line gave me a choking fit, you ass. I love it

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>>25801056
>"Your body is having blank slate, Anny."

>>25801212
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>25801056
>>That's the most romantic thing you've ever barely understood.
That line is fucking gold.

>>25801247
>implying you can kill a sith lord with fire

>>25801373
Almost did it with lava, we can finish the job. WHO IS WITH ME!

>>25801410
>>25801373
>>25801212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ScVx4mRDE

>>25801358
>>25801129
>>25800918
Thank y'all, I'm glad you enjoy my shit.


>>25801212
God dammit!
>25801212
>1212
JarJar
Fuck you.

prompt: mane six are undesirable as mates. applejack is too plain and farmy to be seen as attractive. rarity is obsessed with fashion, so everypony thinks she's gay; pinkie pie is just trying too hard and everypony can see it; fluttershy is that socially-awkward kid from high school that hides in the library at lunch; rainbow dash is ugly (her mane doesn't compliment her coat, etc etc), and Twilight has an obnoxious personality.

Then anon arrives and he has no cultural context for all their faults. kissses happen.

>>25801950
Read Xenophilia. It's been done

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>>25801056
>>>vlagalishche
>>VLAGALISHCHE
>VLAGALISHCHE
Пиздeц, Aнaльнaя Пpoбкa, этo yжe cлишкoм.

>>25802009
Yup.

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>>25801950
You are going even against show canon here. The gentle three are absolutely NOT bad with the fairer sex.
>>25802009
>Then anon arrives and he has no cultural context for all their faults. kissses happen.
I'd say half of all AiEs ever, not just Xeno. I don't think you need to specify different mate standards as something special really.

>>25802076
Google translate has failed me in so many ways today. I thought that vlagalishche was the provided pronunciation of
влaгaлищe

Updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pSeAqG9T


"Uh... sooo...."
>She looks down at you with a soft smile as you try to break the ice
"What's the plan? How do we get me fit for the festival?"
>She does this weird one-arm hug, gently smushing you against her side
>Fuck are tits supposed to be that firm?
>Leaning back to make eye contact with her, she winks. "First, we see where you are. Then we find where you can be."
"Uh...thanks?"
>You knit your eyebrows together, but she's not volunteering anything else
>That wink was far too conspiratorial for your liking
>There is something afoot - or ahoof, if you were an autist
>And it's roundabout this time that you find yourself near the gym
>Some other tauresses are milling about, but whatever they were doing stops when you get within talking distance
>They're just
>looking at you
>You half-smile and wave, and a few of them wave back slowly
>You completely miss the shit-eating grin Brunhilda has as she nods to the other gym rats
>Once inside, she makes a beeline for a tall, jagged metal triangle thing, quickly preparing it for your smaller size
>Hefting the bar from around her shoulder height.... down....down....
>Tfw forever manlet
>A few other cows set up shop around you - it's obvious that they're not working out, they're just "working out"
>Hmm
>I mean.... I guess there's no guys here....
>oh shit
>you're the gym bunny
>You groan softly as you realize that you're in the meat market now
>You try to break the silence as Brunhilda starts racking weights for you
"So...not that I don't appreciate this, but I figured that our working out would be outside the gym."
>A few of the minos blush as they do their reps, but you pay them no mind
>"First we test, then we train."
"Ugh, fine. But don't have such high expectations of me-"
>You reach out and touch her arm as she reaches for another plate
>Yeah. 3 on each side is fine, thanks
>She hums, looking you up and down, before shrugging. "Is fine, then. Please."

>>25802151
>Stepping away, she motions to the machine
>You nod at the machine
>She stares at you
>You smile
>. . .
>She sighs. "Never been in a gym?"
"Nope!"
>She looks at you with a mix of adoration and disappointment
>"You squat. Put bar on shoulders, take off rack, squat. I'll spot."
>Oh
"Oh."
>Well then. As pappy Enigma once said, "glutes for the sloots".
>What a c.uck
>You slide in infront of Brunhilda - for some reason she didn't move out of your way, forcing you to really push against her to get into position
>Maybe she's just making sure to be there in case something happens with the weights
>Yeah
>Aaaand a little bend and a wiggle and -
>Your shoulders connect with the cold steel bar, and you lift with your legs - hands gripping the bar tightly - as you lift it ooOHHHHOOOOGGGHH
>FUCK this has to be at least 5 pounds
>At LEAST
>You put your feet shoulder width apart, but feel a pair of hands rest on your sides
>"It's ok, it's ok. I'm here" a hot breath coos into your ear
>You swallow
"O-ok, so-"
>"Down." Brunhilda says sweetly, but with an undercurrent of authority
>You obey
>She moves down with you and you -
"Ooh! I ah-"
>"It's ok." She says as her hips rest against your own. "Down."
>The two of you move down in tandem
>Holy shit everything burns
>She's squatted with you, her legs outside your own, her arms now wrapped around your waist
>For... that core...protection. Yeah.
>Oh who are you fooling
>Fuck
>Mind distracted, you almost miss the "Up" command.
>Almost
>But your body obeys, and with a grunt you lift
>As you come to an almost complete stand you feel her tug your waist, holding you just outside of locking your legs
>"One." She says, smile evident in her voice.
>Yep
>You gon' get raped

>>25802158
>Your first training day goes along just like this
>Weight training
>Very intimate spotting
>The bench press was the worst - she just...
>You blush hard as you remember how she just stood over your head while she spotted you
>You were forehead deep inbetween her leg-
>"Order up, Anon! Table 7!"
"Uuuuggghhhh-"
>You are emotionally and physically drained
>It's obvious Brunhilda likes you - either, yanno. Carnally, or just to see how flustered she can get you
>The answer is: very
>Fighting whyboners while every cow looks at you do leg curls is just the worst possibl-
>"Anon! Anon, if you're daydreaming I'm putting you on break!"
"No, I'm here, fuck. Just, give me a momen-"
>"Look, don't give me that. This is the middle of the breakfast rush - anyway, it's about time you got off your flank and got healthy-" your Boss starts, washing some of the dishes to quickly have them plated again
"I wouldn't... be so unhealthy. You food. Eeehhh."
>"Wow. No snarky response? Your trainer, she's good - she eats for free from now on."
>You have enough energy to give Elsa the finger, which she laughs at, before taking up your order
>Table 7 - wait
>You look at the two happy cows on your serving tray
>Nonono. You're not mentally prepared for this
>"Go!"
>Fuck
>Plastering on the Customer-Facing-Smile(tm) honed through years of retail work, you back out through the double doors-
>"Oooh, Breakfast and a show~"
>You mentally groan as Helga giggles, Greta letting out a wolf whistle
"Come on, fuck off with that-"
>"I'll fuck off with someth-"
"I have scalding hot coffee and piping hot eggs just waiting to be spilled on some unsuspecting heifer-"
>"-thing wonderful to tell you how good you look and how wonderful you sound and I'm just so happy that you're here and safe and cute and-"
>Eh. Greta pulled out of her nosedive, 5/10 too obvious

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>>25798582
>Quick and dirty green for now.
I'm listening to a podcast on the administrative process of how Title 9 came to by, and why it's enforced the way it is.

It's pretty dry so far.

You're a hero for making it palateable

>>25802172
>You slide your two... cowfriends? Cheerleaders? Girlf-
>"Hey Anon! Did you know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day?!" Helga beams at you
>-two idiots their food and place the tray under your aching arm
>Your subconsious wince doesn't go without notice
>"Hey... you ok?" Greta asks, eyebrow quirked
"Yeah, just exhausted. Helga told you I'm getting trained?"
>"HHMMHMMM" Helga smiles, mouth full of eggs
"Yeah, so. Just...very intensive workout. Very rough."
>"Well. Just - don't overdo it, alright?"
"I won't. First day is always the worst, right?"
>"Right."
>A silence falls on the table
>It's not...bad, per se
>Just comfy
"I'm going to go check on some other tables-"
>"Y-yeah! I'll, uh. Thanks for the food."
>You smirk
"No problem. You are paying for it, after all."
>"Shutup. I can pretend you made it for me, full of love and warmpth an-"
>"I MADE IT FOR YOU WITH CONSTERNATION AND GUMPTION." a voice bellows from the kitchen
>As one the two of them drone out "Thanks, Elsa~"
>"STOP FLIRTING WITH THE HELP AN-Oww! Dear!"
>You groan as Diamond shuts up his wife - thankfully - and you make your rounds again
>All the while you keep thinking
>Should I tell them now? Should I try to diffuse it myself?
>You don't mind flirting - now that you're starting to get used to it, it's nice
>But
>Helga and Greta aren't... on the same page as Brunhilda
>And this could blow up in your face if you're not mature about this
>The last thing you want is some damn street confrontation
>Brunhilda can probably bend iron and your cheerleaders are an adorable idiot and a combat-trained idiot, respectively
>That would just end in bloodshed
>Yeah. You're gonna nip this in the bud tomorrow.
***


DOAN. Yes, unlike 99% of us here, this anon is not going to be a dumbass and is actually going to talk to his stalkers about boundaries and what's going on. Surely this won't backfire in unexpected ways.

Surely.

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>>25802148
It's correct, but seeing the butchered transliteration is amusing
you are aware you used the term for "vagina", the one you would find in a textbook?

>>25802187
>Yes, unlike 99% of us here, this anon is not going to be a dumbass and is actually going to talk to his stalkers about boundaries and what's going on.
BASED

>>25802187
I need more of this.

I came to this thread for cute little ponies and end up staying for big breasted minotaurs.

>>25802187
Good. This kind of conversation is vital for poly relationships to work

>>25802191
Yeah, but I like the idea of them speaking broken English with a Russian accent. Throwing in a Russian word sometimes sort of sends it home.

>>25802187
Thanks BNW! I can't wait to see more of this, hopefully we'll get a few one on one scenes with each of the girls. Love it when Helga spills spaghetti everywhere, can't wait to see what Greta's like!

>>25802187
Love the work as usual, BNW. I can't wait to see what you've got for this "no bullshit" anon.
>>25802158
D-dat workout....

I'll be honest, I fucking hate minotaurs with human-like faces. It's too uncanny valley for me.

>>25803480
I think they're absolutely adorable.

>>25802187
We're getting more cheese puns aren't we?

>>25803580
Not likely. I almost killed him with them when he asked before.

>>25803480
I'm the opposite; I hate the furry nightmares with animal faces. >>25799802 is the hottest minotaur I've ever seen. Tits need to be bigger, though.

>>25803646
This. Tit size is essential for a minotauress.

>>25803646
I think we can all agree, no matter if we like furry or human faces, that gigantic cow tits are great.

>>25803778
i just like the idea of strong protective minogirls

>>25802151
Just how tall are your minotaurs, BNW?

>>25804477
They're big girls.

>>25804538
4u manlet anons

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>>25801212
No... not again...

>>25804685
fuckdammit that made my face hurt

>>25802009
Also in the ugly pony thread.

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>>25802158

>>25805808
They had those?

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>Anon was a musician back on Earth before he got sent to Equestria.
>Tries to join the Canterlot Orchestra, but gets laughed at for being a colt.
>He tries showing them the music he's made, but everypony thinks it is a joke.
>"Everyone knows that a colt can't play music as good as a mare, they only get hired because they look good on stage."
>"Yeah and even if a colt could play music well there is no way a colt's brain would be smart enough to create their own songs."
>Anon is humiliated and gives up music.
>However every night he dreams about music and plays grand symphonies in his dreams.
>Luna hears and becomes infatuated.
>She visits him every night in his dreams and thinks up the perfect plan to win his heart.
>She pulls in a lot of favors and summons the Canterlot Orchestra and Anon together.
>"Anon I know you've always wished to perform your music one day and... well... after hearing your magnificent songs every night I knew the world deserves a chance to hear you too!
>"The magic music sheets being used right now are linked to your brain. Simply think of the music as you do in your dreams and the orchestra will be able to see and play your songs!
"Luna... I don't know what to say... this is all so amazing...."
>"You don't have to say anything, but please conduct a song for me?"
>Anon spends the next hour conducting the greatest symphony Equestria has ever heard.
>After it ends the orchestra mares simply can't believe what just happened.
>How could they have been so dense...so blind!
>The signs were there from the start after all!
>Of course Anon was a very specially-gifted retard!
>His defective brain gave him the ability to think of glorious sounds at the cost of normal colt thoughts.
>Out of respect for Luna the news spreads, but none dare mention it to Anon or Luna.
>At least until the next Gala.
>"Princess we just want to say how much we admire you for giving this retard hope and love!
>Luna's face when she believes them

>>25805875
Anon meanwhile who was standing there while they said it simply throws his hands up in the air and shouts fuck it, fuck it all!

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>>25805885
>Anger Anon rising...

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>>25802187
>Surely this won't backfire in unexpected ways.

>Surely.

>>25805865

http://pastebin.com/jEpkxJeg

>>25805875
>stopped by pone musician form playing at the orchestra
>do it anyway
>because there is no time for caution

>>25806019
>not giving it to her at least once a week
the fuck man

So this thread is ruined by out-of-universe Minotaur faggots, right? I just wanted to read some MLP greens about reverse gender roles and we get monster girl shit instead

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>>25806147
I wouldn't say ruined. We don't have an established Minotaur race; we just know they exist. The same thing happened to dragons, diamond dogs, and gryphons (although the last one not as much). In one case we have too many worlds crossing over that it creates a bias behind the race, in another it resembles something that's widely unpopular regardless of were you go, and the other is obscure enough to work within the confine of any story; which gave this one a bad rep of people using it as hook to a story that would otherwise make it mundane. In other words; It's not ruined it's still being experimented on and why don't you create your own content that would make it not suck faggot.

>>25806347
Larson confirmed the first two seasons are non-canon though. Everything Faust did is considered null and void.

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>>25806369

>>25806347
>>25806147

I don't think so, i don't want to jinx it, but this sort of thing happens.
Some last threads were posted with other kinds of content.

I wrote in this thread an story about Anon being the best gardener and the love of the mares and plants of ponyville, one had netorare with anon being dumped by Twiligh, Applejack and Rainbow dash and being helped by the others to get better or go to other places like the griphon kingdom or the minotaur kingdom.

Just let it happend, the next thread we will be as good as new.

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>>25806429
As a anonymous writer to a tripfag writer. Please work on your grammar where ever you go. It helps and makes things easier on yourself.

Also, have this if it helps.

>>25806485

You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?

>>25806147
"but mah Iron Will is canon"

I guess allowing furfags to post as much as they want in /trash/ gave them the impression that they could try to take over other boards.

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>>25806525
No, I'm the guy who wrote this >>25806347

I do occasionally write on this thread; sometimes it gets ignored and sometimes it doesn't. I like to help out other writers regardless of a situation, because they also give me ideas to bounce off. To be honest I thought you were samefagging.

>>25806537
Nigger are you trying to instigate, because you're doing a terrible job at it.

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>>25806553
Meant false flagging not samefagging.

>>25806537
You do know this only makes our minoboner harder just to spite you, right?

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>You are the little girl here.
>Your minitits waifu is fucking ripped and stuff.
>So strong that she can go upside down and hold the whole planet up
>Its pretty neato.
>Also she's constantly spraying milk and sometimes even cheese from her chestboobs
>You help her get the cheeses out by squeezing her tits like giant pimples so the cheese shoots out.
>There is no carpet in Minotaurpia.

>>25806553

You don't know how to use commas or semi-colons. I assumed you were commenting on someone else's grammar ironically.

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>>25806594
>Used when the writer bonds 2 statements that are related to or have contrast with on another.
Aka making my sentence not be a run on sentence you ham fisted mongoloid.

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>>25806620
Well shit I misspelled... There goes my writing skizzells.

>>25798489
artist?

>>25806620

People who use "aka" when they meant "i.e." are worse than Hitler, and that's not what "ham fisted" even begins to mean.

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>>25806632
>Aka
>Also known as
I'm a freaking grammar nazi and love reading. What did you expect.

>>25806668

AKA is used for introducing pseudonyms. I understand the confusion here because it literally stands for "also known as," but try to understand that the phrase "used when the writer bonds 2 statements that are related to or have contrast with on another" is not also known by the name "making my sentence not be a run on sentence you ham fisted mongoloid."

You mean "i.e." which simply means "that is to say."

>>25806632
>that's not what "ham fisted" even begins to mean.
He probably means it literally, and you just about fit the definition.

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>>25806689
That is true. I didn't think anyone would of caught that, since they always yell out for 'MOAR'. I probably should use less abbreviations.

>>25806730

I don't understand your insult.

>>25806748

>I didn't think anyone would of caught that, since they always yell out for 'MOAR'.

Strictly that's a splice. You don't use the comma if the dependent clause is at the end. And of course you meant "would have" not "would of."

Also, one uses fewer abbreviations. We use fewer when the thing can be enumerated (e.g. fewer apples as opposed to less love).

Point is: don't be so grammar. It's ok to not. That's why we have editors.

>>25806563
Then they keep the thread alive with green, so its still a win.

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>>25806791
I know that's why I used it; even if it is used incorrectly.

>Editors.
Have you honestly ever had one? I created enough content were it should warrant one, but I never bothered to get one.

>>25806842

>I know that's why I used it; even if it is used incorrectly.

You can't put dependent clauses behind a semi-colon. Best advice re semi-colons: don't use them. They're never necessary. And there should be a full stop following "I know." That was the last one. I promise.

You should just ask. In a community like this you're bound to find people interested in helping out. An extra pair of eyes never hurts.

Which mare leaves the seat down? Which mare queefs in her sleep?

>>25803580
>>25803641
Nah. I thought it was cute, but I don't plan on using it again. That's why I went overboard - so it'd get a sensible chuckle and get tired at the same time.

>>25804477
>>25804538
Yeah, I think... we went over this a few times. Anon is as tall as a normal minotauress - so, round 6'-somethingish. BRUNHILDA is the special snowflake in that she's around 7'. Like, Anon comes up to her chest. He's taller than the average minotaur - they're 5'5" - 6' on the high end.

So for height it's Minotaur < Anon & Average Minotauress < BRUNHILDA

>>25806147
I started my Minotaur story just because I wanted a break from Daring Douche, and I wanted to try a story with a race that had received 0 airtime in this thread. I don't really care too much about canon; that was thrown out of the door just based on the premise of the thread.

If it's really getting under your collar, there's tons of other pony stories in the pastebin archives; Minotits will most likely end soon - just keep repeating to yourself "This is just like the Dadanon fad" and you'll be fine.

If this was bait, 10/10 I actually responded. But if not, don't worry.

>>25806429
Come back to us, senpai

>>25806632
Ham; aka Fist-"i.e."-ded; i.e. > Hitler(s), aka:

All this persons being salty about grammar; aka they could be the bendy marshmallow horse change they want to see in the thread? i.e. such potential; wasted.

>>25806934
>Seat
Applejack
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash

>Queef
All of them.

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>>25806939

>Ham; aka Fist-"i.e."-ded; i.e. > Hitler(s), aka:

>All this persons being salty about grammar; aka they could be the bendy marshmallow horse change they want to see in the thread? i.e. such potential; wasted.

I like you. Have a dog.

Who here knows how to cook? It's not very hard. Once you understand the basic ideas of boiling and greasing pans, everything else is just following recipes.

>>25806147
Just because you don't care for it doesn't mean other people can't enjoy it.
Stop being a maretriatch puppet, Anon.

>>25806939
Don't worry about this one guy repeating himself. The rest of us enjoy it.

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>>25806975
Uh.. Was that a retorical question or were you trying to make a statement.

B-Because I know how to cook a little.

>>25806563
It's shitting dick nipples all over again.

>>25806934
>which mare queefs in her sleep?
The ones who get sex.
The ones who have too much fun with their toys do it too, but they don't have a colt to share the bed with so nobody notices.
Except Spike with Twilight. That poor kid has heard the late night demons that come from Twilight.

>>25806628
No idea. I saved that from /tg/ awhile back.

>>25806369
So Twilight never went to ponyville, never met the others, never got the elements, Nightmare moon never came back, ect...

This does make everything past season 2 completely impossible you know.

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>>25806791
>We use fewer when the thing can be enumerated

'Less' is fine. The 'fewer' rule only exists in the fantasy of smart alecs.

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>>25807061
>Every night when ever she talks to a stallion she gets like this.
>She lets me stay up a bit longer to read my comics.
>I think it's great, but every time I do the room always smells like musk and shame.
>Never found out what she actually does in there, but I don't care...that much.
>After her shower we always go to bed right after.
>Simple enough right?
>Wrong.
>This loud snoring like thing keeps me up all night long.
>I can't for the life of me find out what's making the noise, and I'm too scared to find out.
>And that's not the worst of it.
>Its breath stinks like low tide too.
>I don't know how Twilight can sleep through that... that thing!
>...M-Maybe it's a monster.
>What if it's zombies!?
>I should tell Twilight about it.
>*SSSSSSNNNNNNNRRRRRRKKK*
>Tell her when the sun rises. Y-Yeah when the sun rises.
>Spike changed rooms the next day.

>>25807051
>Ponies find Anon's 4chan folder.
>Shitting dick nipples becomes the latest fad.
>Even Granny Smith is shitting from her magically hyper-engorged crotchnipples as the CMC cheer her on.
>Princess Luna is now filling Anon's dreams with flailing dicknipples sprating feces with the force of firehoses.
>This sort of thing is why Anon has a "No ponies in Anon's house" rule.

>>25807095
Dragonbreak.
It all simultaneously happened and didn't happen.
Anon learned the hard way that you don't use Spike as a football.

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>>25807095
>Twilight Sparkle was injured in a flying cart accident on the way to Ponyville
>Celestia just needed a break from her NMM conspiranoia nonsense
>it was all a dream
>the EoH, MMC, all of it
>she's still a friendless, kissless, wingless permavirgin
>only now she knows what she's missing

>>25807181
>This doesn't prevent Anon from latching onto a nipple and suckling sweet sweet pony poop until his stomach is as bloated as Windows Vista

>>25806563
>>You are the little girl here.
OH, BOY!
>no lewd
Disappointing.

>>25806369
>Larson confirmed the first two seasons are non-canon though. Everything Faust did is considered null and void.
The FUCK? Do you have a source for that?

>>25807291
Of course he doesn't, because it's untrue and completely moronic. He's just trying to perpetuate the stereotype that the new writers are trying to defile Faust's work.

>>25807306
/r/ Lauren Faust or Fausticorn in RGR Equestria

>>25807306
Ugh. I'll just blame my week long NyQuill haze on being baited that hard, then.

On the plus side, seeing SW:A high as shit on Quill should be interesting. You know, provided I don't crash my car on the way there. Wish me luck!

>>25806147
>So this thread is ruined by out-of-universe Minotaur faggots, right?
yes. Fucking minotaurs are not equestrian. This is OC shit even worse than vampire pony

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>>25807119

Actually, it exists for the sake of the flow of the language. A lot of our peculiarities about word choice (e.g. demanding fish over fishes) come down to how the language sounds or feels. Because these "countables" tend to end in "s," the English tongue prefers the unvoiced, softer "fewer" over the repeated sibilance. You'll notice that the vast majority of counter-examples in that image do not have a normally constructed plural noun immediately following the word less or fewer and the origin given explicitly mentions elegance.

For what it's worth, you are absolutely welcome to use either. They are both valid language. You are also welcome to say disinterested for uninterested, literal for figurative, octopusses for octopi, and to feel safe in the knowledge that y'all is perfectly good, centuries old English.

Suggesting one over the other is no more pedantry than demanding that all are equally valid.

>>25807929
>literal for figurative
I draw the line there, that's just plain wrong.

>>25807929
>octopusses for octopi
Or, since octopus has Greek roots, octopodes.

>>25807972

Or the British variant, "octopussy."

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>Goes to bed
>Wakes up; thread is twice as long
>Reads
>Furfags, grammar nazis, shitting dick-nipples
>one or two anons trying to save the thread

Fuck's sake. Y'all had one job.

This is your fucking fault, Australia. It's Twitch Plays Pokemon all over again.

>>25807978
James Bond Luna saving a confused Anon and swooning Caramel when

Let's get the thread back on track with bellyrubs

http://youtu.be/UGM7yNa9M-M

>>25806934
Applejack doesn't fucking put the goddam seat down like a civilized being and Rarity is a permavirgin because she ALWAYS queefs in her sleep.

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>>25808081
>2015
>James Bond is Luna
>not Bon Bond
>literally how

>>25806934
1) pony shitters don't have seats
2) vaginas don't spontaneously produce gas during the night

Anything else?

>>25806934
Twilight queefs when she's nervous. Obviously, this crops up when she tries talking to a stallion.

For those who are concerned, I have started a storyboard for my next story, which I will likely start writing after Christmas.
No spoilers, unless someone says the magic word in a greentext that makes sense.

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>>25808147
>she tries to cover it up by coughing every time she queefs

>>25808153
>rape?

>>25808056

I'm just waiting for this thread to die so hopefully the next one will be better.

>>25808083

In the interest of returning to normalcy, I'll repost some old stuff.

> As Celestia’s sun casts its mid-morning rays down upon Ponyville, the only thing you can do is smile.
> With a cup of coffee in one hand and an empty mail-bag clutched in the other, you saunter through the town’s park and slowly make your way over to your favorite bench.
> The way the sun seems to light up Town Hall from this angle is… gorgeous. Simply gorgeous.
> You are Anonymous, the town’s only mailman – well, for… obvious reasons.
> Admittedly, you’re glad Derpy gave you the regular mail route. Something about not letting a stallion do all the heavy lifting – yeah, like you can’t handle a heavy package.
> Although, there is something to be said about doing a normal route. You’ve been able to strike up a quick… well, at the very least, an acquaintanceship with quite a few of the ponies around town.
> Sinking a little lower and crossing a leg, you feel your shoulders relax. Bringing up your cup, you take a small sip of the warm, bitter beverage.
> As the cup leaves your lips, you take a moment to observe your surroundings. From what you can see of the market, the Apple Clan is heading in to set up shop, Roseluck and Lily are out watering their flowers, and the Mayor is passing by on her way into town hall.
> Shifting your gaze to the right, you see a Grey and Blonde Pegasus mare trotting up to you, her contented smile obscured slightly by the basket of muffins gripped in her mouth.
> Gingerly setting down the basket, she looks up to you, her smile brightening
> “Heya, Anon!”
“Hoi, boss, how’s it going? Packages safe?”
> Beaming, she takes a spot on the bench right next to you.
> “Yep! And nothing got broken this time!”
> She punctuates her glee by taking a large bite out of one her muffins. Grabbing a muffin and taking a sip of coffee, you relax a little more, enjoying the morning in the company of one of your closest friends.

>>25808665

> Man, she is adorable when she’s happy.
> Setting down the muffin and freeing your left hand, you unconsciously place your hand along her crest giving her neck a very gentle scratch.
> She freezes. As you look over, you notice that her eyes have aligned. And, is her face a little bit red. You can barely hear a muttered,
> “…A-anon…”
> Huh.
> Applying just a little more vigor, her expression melts a bit. Quite a bit actually. After a few minutes, she’s leaning into your hand slightly and cooing a bit.
> Taking another sip of coffee, you continue the gentle scratching. Well, up until you notice that her leaning has left her stomach exposed.
> … Eh, she seems to be enjoying this so far, might as well.
> Setting down your coffee, you reach over with your right and begin to give her belly a light rub.
> With a sharp inhale, her wings have started to lift themselves up slightly and her face has taken a VERY bright red tint.
> “… A-anon… w-we’ve only just… A-and in public too…”
> With a grin plastered on your face, you continue the belly rub without a care in the world.
> However, she notices what you don’t – the attention this has started to draw. One mare bites down on her bottom lip as she passes. Another turns a bit red before hurrying off. And one, well, one has a slightly manic grin and has stopped to watch the spectacle.
> And Derpy? She has her forelegs over her muzzle, an embarrassed sort of smile adorning her face.
> You’ve since stopped scratching her neck and have been exclusively rubbing her belly. Doing it with both hands however, gives you a good view of your watch. And you’ve spent the better part of an hour doing this.
> With a light pat on her barrel, you get up
“Hey, sorry to leave Derps, but I’ve got some stuff to do today. See ya later, kay?”
> Grabbing your small sundry of items, you begin to walk in the direction of your house.

>>25808692
40 keks that was good. Is there anymore?

>>25808153
>"Pleeease Anon!"
"No Pinkie, I'm not going spoil the book I'm writing. You'll just have to buy it like everyone else."
>"But I can't wait that long! I need to know now!"
>Pinching the bridge of your nose you look back on the past week.
>Pinkie has done nothing but bother you about the plot since she overheard you were going to write a book.
>"Well if you just told me, I wouldn't have to bother you. Duh."
"Pinkie, stop reading the narrative."
>"Sorry." she says, mane deflating.
>[Sad horse noises]
>Unable to stand seeing your best friend sad, you give in.
"Fine, if I tell you, will you cheer up and let me write?"
>Mane exploding back to normal, Pinkie begins hopping around.
>"Oh yes! I will Nonny! You won't even hear a peep from me! I-"
"But! You have to Pinkie Promise not to tell anyone about the story."
>Going through the motions, she finally finishes and sits on the floor, tail wagging like a dog.
"Okay, it's about a primate perpetually pounding a pink party ponys pussy and ponut.
>Contrary to what Pinkie said, she did not leave you alone that night.
Was ponut the magic word?

>>25809007
No, unfortunately. Good alliteration though

>>25808957

Not yet.

I had meant to do a continuation, but it just didn't flow right.

Since there's interest, I'll see what I can come up with.

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>>25809007
>Contrary to what Pinkie said, she did not leave you alone that night.
oh my

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>>25809176

>Be Pinkie Pie currently on a picnic date with Anon.
>Yeah you actually get dates unlike your friends cause you're an alpha mare who actually has the chest tuft to talk to colts.
>And of course you showed if off when you asked him out and yeah he was mirin'.
>Sure it was a little strange that he wasn't already in a herd especially since he went on dates, unlike Big Mac.
>But Ponyville was full of beta mares... probably the reason why he wasn't taken.
>So far everything has been perfect.
>Anon's been laughing at all your jokes.
>You've been keeping the conversation engaging for him and yet providing the right amount of randomness so you got that sexy mystery thing going on that colts love.
>You even snuck in the accidental hot-monkey-booty-slap and this naughty colt returned it!
>Currently you were showing off your patented Pie-family strength by casually carrying the picnic basket.
>Gotta let him know you can protect him after all.
>But sweet creme fraiche was this basket heavy!
>What could Anon have possibly cooked that weighed so much?
>Then again it doesn't really matter cause your plan was full proof!
>Option 1 - the food is delicious, you become Anon's alpha herd mate, and you ride the monkey dick into the sunset.
>Option Bravo - the food is okay, you do chef talk to Anon and praise him on his efforts while giving him cooking advice, he becomes emotionally and scholarly dependent on you and you still become his alpha herd mate, you buy him cook books every week until he become a fantastic chef, and you ride the monkey dick into the sunset.
>Option triangle - the food is bad, you then repeat Option Bravo, but this time you let him ride you into the sunset cause you're feeling a little kinky!
>Option Modern Warfare - other mares crash in on your date, you throw the food at them and they back off, Anon becomes horny from your Mareliness and asks that you take him right there in the park and you don't stop until his mind and body breaks!

>>25809370
>Just like you thought: full proof
“I can’t wait to try your cooking Nonny! I bet it’s super-duper delicious and nutritious!”
>”I hope you like it Pinks! I took me so long finding all the ingredients and making it for you! It’s an old family recipe my Dad taught me.”
“I’m sure I’ll love it Nonners! Now let’s see what we got here… *gasp* I can’t believe it, it’s…”
>By Celestia’s tuft… what the buck?
>Like seriously what the buck?
>You were just saying words to butter Anon up, but this… you really couldn’t believe it…
>Was that meat?
“It’s my family’s legendary BBQ! The sauce has been passed down for generations… I personally like it medium rare… I know most ponies don’t eat manticore…”
>You feel yourself sweating as you started paying less and less attention to his rambling. Keep it together Pinkie! There has to be a perfectly good reason why… and then you notice next to the meat… was that a timber wolf leg?
“So I remembered ponies eat plants… so I caught and cooked a timber wolf… I used the same sauce though so it should be great… just in case…”
>Oh Luna, please wake you up right now! You’re on a date with a crazy colt who kills and cooks monsters! Wait… no… next to the timber wolf leg… it couldn’t be… was that a golem’s arm next to the timber wolf leg?
“So I also hunted a golem…. I might of burnt it a little… but I remember you told me about the rock farm… and I figured you should find something here tasty… well don’t just sit there drooling silly pony! Here’s a plate.”
>Holy Tartarus! No wonder he didn’t have a herd!
>You’re on a date with an insane murderer! Who is currently smiling over his kills!
>…Why are you so wet right now?
>…And why are you still hungry?
>…Well you did say full proof…
>…And he did burn the golem arm…
>…hmmmm…Bravo or Triangle?

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>>25809370
>>25809385
>Ponk with a predator fetish
I need more

>>25808692
Adorable.

>>25809007
I would not could not in a box.
I would not could not with a fox.

>>25809601
aw shit nigga i didnt know i needed this

>>25809601
I also liked the idea of fluffy-adorable alpha mare Pinkie.

>>25809385
>I know most ponies don’t eat manticore…
Shit nigga, he's eating mythological beasts.

Lucky fucker.

>>25810057
Beta mares try to challenge Pinkie for alpha status. How would they do it?

>>25810106
>Pony X tries and organize a party for Anon
>Pinkie shows up
>Brings cake
>She came in the icing
>Her musk is all over it
>Nopony touches it but Anon
>Pinkie stares down Pony X from beside Anon as he eats his slice

>>25810661
That is surprisingly hot.

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>>25810106
They fucking DON'T!
Can't bonk the Ponk.
>>25810661
>her face when

>Everypony's head turns not long after you bring that cake out.
>Nostrils flare and tails twitch, and you smirk in satisfaction.
>Ponies unconsciously back away from you as you carry the cake over to the table, right next to your Anon.
>He may not know it yet, but that colt IS yours.
"Hey, Anon! I heard you were having some kind of get-together, and I couldn't resist bringing something to eat!"
>Anon's face lights up and he scratches you behind the ears.
>OOoohhhohohohh, filly..... Dem hoof-spiders.
"Have a piece, Anon."
>You give him your heaviest bedroom eyes.
"I made it special, just for you."
>See that? He blushing. You're playing him like a fiddle.
>You'd like to watch him while he eats your cake, but you've got to 'spablish dom'nans up in here.
>You easily find the, quote-unquote, "hostess" of this party.
>Some amateur named "Honey Clouds" or something.
>You lock eyes with her just as Anon takes the first bite of your cake.
>She does her best to keep eye-contact with you, but her widdle ears droop and she looks down in shame and defeat.
>Nopony can challenge Pinkie Pie.

>>25809385
Ponies hunting wild elementals? Holy fuck, I need to change my pants.
ur grammer a shit

>>25810867
Honey Something knew she lost the moment Punk arrived.

>>25809385
Good job. I liked it. Too many ellipses, but apart from that, you did a good job.

>You make your way downstairs, humming a soft tune to yourself
>"Heyoo"
>You glance over to the couch and find a pair of legs dangling over the back
"Anon!"
>You can see his boxers through the leg of his shorts this way!
>His legs kick in surprise, "What?"
"I can see your- Uh..."
>"What? Is it a bug again? I'll get it out after this level"
>A heat rises in your cheeks
"No! It's not a bu- I can see your... b-boxers"
>His legs pause their gentle swing, "Ha, so? It's just you and me here"
>You swallow hard
>Just you and Anon...and he's so comfortable with his "friend" that he doesn't see any need to cover up around you
>You let out a defeated sigh
"Y-yeah... why are you even sitting like that?"
>Anon lets out a deflated "yes" and kicks his legs up into the air and drops them down behind the couch, "Alright, done with this one for sure now..." he grumbles
>With a grunt and some shuffling Anon's powergloved hands grip the top of the couch and your roommate's head peeks out right after, "Well this game I was given to playtest was really easy. Like REALLY easy. I beat it in a few hours so I figured I'd do something to make it actually fun, tried to make it harder for myself before sending in my report."
>Anon then proceeds to roll over the back of the couch and dangle his upper half over the edge
>His shirt slips down to reveal his smooth belly, "pew pew" he says while motioning with his fingers pointed at you
>He brings the fingers up to his lips and blows on them, "Even upside down though, this game was cake. I'm pretty sure the team isn't going to be too happy to hear that"
>You quickly grasp your tail with your magic and force it down between your legs to keep Anon from noticing
"O-oh... I uh, see. I'm uh, gonna go check my channel"
>"Think I'm going to- Aah!"
*THUMP*
"Anon?! Are you alright?"
>The heap of human on the floor groans, "Yup, fine. Just slipped is all"

>>25811304
>He slowly unheaps himself and gets off the floor while rubbing the back of his head, "Like I was saying, I think I'm going to go ahead and send my report in. Do you need anything while I'm out Moony?"
>You remove your glasses and casually wipe the fogging caused by Anon's little display just then
"Uh..." you bring the frames to your face casuing the blur before you to return to looking like your human roommate
>You ran out of frozen sandwiches yesterday but...
>You'll just get them later, maybe see if any new figures released while you're out
"No, I don't think so"
>Anon tucks some hair that must've come loose when you were defogging your glasses behind your ear, "Okie Dokie. I'm heading out then"
>You wave him goodbye with foggy glasses again and he heads off with a bundle of papers in his hands, probably, you can't see
>Once he's gone you wipe your glasses clean again and trot over to your computer and turn it on
>You run a moderately successful ponetube channel where you go over study methods and occasionally do book reviews
>It's not great, but it covers your bills so long as you have a roommate
>Time to see how the new video di-
>Ninety comments, that's not too bad for a study-
>One hundred THOUSAND and ninety?!
>And that's just comments!
"Over a million views! I HAVE OVER A MILLION VIEWS! YES! YES!"
>You lean back too far back in all your excitement and fall to the floor
"Ow..."
>You quickly return to your hooves and magic your chair up right
>This is AMAZING!
>What could possibly have caused this video to explode the way it ha-
>[Is that a minotaur playing video games in the back?
>[Who's that mino? Is that LunarWaltz's special somepony?
>[Wut gaem?
>[Hey, does your minofriend play online? My tag is xXxMintHarpxXx
>[Proof that us smart mares get the hot guys right here
>A lot of them are about Anon!
>A lot of them are also very lew-
>Nope! Nope, gonna delete that comment
>And that one
>An- why are there so many?!

>>25811331
>You close the page and rest your head into your hooves
>Now what?
>This is the most popular video you've ever made, you're going to get a lot of bits for this!
>But it's not becuase of you...
>It's because you moved your camera over to keep the sunlight from ruining your recording and now around a million ponies know about your roommate
>Your roommate whose job it is to playtest games
>Your roommate who doesn't like playtesting games much and uses some classics to make himself feel better after "work"
>Your roommate who the internet seems to really like...

>The weight of the bag in your hands shifts and you quickly let got of the door handle to catch and adust your haul for the day
>Once that's stable, you reach out for the front door again and push it in
"Moondancer?" you call out into the house
>Moony pokes her head out from around the corner of her computer area
>Her glasses are all crooked and some of her mane is draping down on her face from having come out of the band
>D'aww
"Hey, I picked you up some frozen sandwhiches while i was at the store. You like the cheese and carrots ones right?"
>Moondancers cute bushy eyebrows raise up in surprise, "Y-you bought those? But I said-"
"Eh, I saw you ran out yesterday. Figured I'd save you a trip"
>She dips a little behind her monitor, a meek, "Th-thanks" can just barely be heard over the sound of her computer's fans
"So, how'd your video do?"
>Moondancer begins to speak before quickly falling silent, her mouth is still gaping as she stares at you
>You can feel the bag in your hands getting damper by the second, fearing it might soak through and rip you bring the groceries over to the kitchen
>It'll also give Moony a chance to collect her thoughts
>"W-well, it did pretty well... Really well actually. So well that I started thinking..."
>You listen to her as you put away the groceries
"Stream games? You can record what I'm playing?"
>"Well not yet, I need to get some other stuff first, but it can be done"

>>25811355
"Hmm. And you think anyone would be interested in watching me play?"
>"Yes. Definitely. And you don't have to do anything other than play, I can set up and moderate everything else"
>Man, it would be kinda nice to get away from playtesting
>You fucking love video games, especially all this crazy hologame stuff they have here, but even with that playtesting and just playing are two completely different things
>This would still turn videogames into work, but Moony said that you'd be able to choose what to play which does sound pretty sweet
>No more waypoint follower after buggy casualfest for weeks with the occasional decent game thrown in to keep you from wanting to quit
"Alright. I'll have to ask my boss some questions to make sure having a stream doesn't like break any rules"
>Though, even if it does, you'll just quit
>Not like you can't find a job elsewhere, being the only human in Equestria and all, you tend to get a lot of stuff going your way becuase of that
>Moondancer gives you a heartwarming smile, "Thank you! You won't regret this, I promise!"
>You hug your new "business" partner
>She smells like just slightly overripe berries, a smell you've really found yourself attracted to the longer you've lived with Moony
>What you would give to have the courage to slip a hand under her dirty sweater and feel the soft fur on her chest
>Nerdy girls, horse or human apparently, really hit all your buttons
>The only issue with that is...
>Moondancer is very tense while wrapped up in your arms
>She's just not into you
>You slowly release her and shuffle back awkwardly
>You clear your throat and thank her again while heading off to your room
>Maybe, now that you're both going to be working together, maybe you can finally get her to like you...

>>25811385
I like this and am looking forward to it. Good premise. I hope you continue.

>>25811304
>With a grunt and some shuffling Anon's powergloved hands grip the top of the couch
>powergloved

Anon loves his job. It's so bad.

>>25811385
>>Moondancer is very tense while wrapped up in your arms
The Statue Hug - the RGRE equivalent of the Hover Hand

>>25807929
>Actually, it exists for the sake of the flow of the language.

Fewer exists mainly because of ambiguity, e.g. "My mistakes are fewer and less dramatic".

>You'll notice that the vast majority of counter-examples in that image do not have a normally constructed plural noun

No, I noticed the opposite. The examples consist of normal words with normal plurals like "item_s", "vote_s", "cheeseburger_s".

>Because these "countables" tend to end in "s," the English tongue prefers the unvoiced, softer "fewer" over the repeated sibilance.

Any more fantasies you'd like to share? 'Less' is by far the most used form:

"eating fewer cheeseburgers" (129 google result)
"eating less cheeseburgers" (8450 google results)

If there is any conclusion, it's that "fewer" sounds awkward and "less" should be used whenever possible.

>>25811685
OH MY GOD SHUT UP NOBODY CARES GET >>>/OUT/

>>25811933
I care, Anon. I care.

>>25809385
>>25811170
>>25811187

I’m not sure how to do a loose train of thought, thought interruptions/new thoughts, or not really paying attention to someone else’s dialogue without ellipses. I’m willing to learn if you know.


>Still Pinkie a few days after the picnic and soon to be Anon’s alpha herd mate.
>You two had such a good time that day that you mared up and just asked him on another date.
>Obviously your seduction worked because he said yes with a huge smile.
>Sweet Celestia his smile was so sexy, especially since you started noticing those canines of his.
> And he was totally giving you some I-want-the-V looks after you demonstrated your confidence.
>You both agreed to this time meet for a cooking date at his home *SQUEE*.
>He would show you how he makes some of his family recipes and you would teach him pointers on how to be a better chef.
>You were so excited and well… aroused at the idea of seeing him cook.
>You could envision it now… him coming home with a fresh timber wolf.
>And then ripping off the limbs with his bare hands.
>Wearing nothing but a way-too revealing apron so he doesn’t get his sexy suit dirty.
>And then he turns to you and says “You’ve been a naughty teacher Pinkie, you know I need to be commanded when I’m your sous chef.”
>*SHUDDERING INTENSIFIES*…
>Keep it together Pinkie, you stay on track and those dreams will be real in no time!
”Non-non! I’m here! And I brought a bunch of cooking supplies!"
>”Hey Ponk! I’m glad you made it! Come on in, the kitchen’s right over there!"
>He bends down to give you a welcome hug, but you know he’s really after a face full of chest tuft and you give it to him!
“So what are we going to be cooking today Nonny? Is it some kind of monster meatloaf?”
>”Haha! You’re so funny Ponkaroo! No silly, I think today we’ll just make some pizza!”
“That sounds so yummy! So the monsters go on top the cheese?

>>25812227
>“Pfffhahahahaha! Only monsters here are the pineapples and onions we’ll put on top!”
>This isn’t right.
>This isn’t right at all!
>There aren’t any vegetables in your fantasy!
> Where’s the predator you day dream about? Where is the prey? Where is the meat?
>Oh Tartarus no! You are not going to just sit and watch your fantasies die.
>You’re Pinkie Pie damn it! The most adorable alpha mare there is!
>You turn to face him and star straight into those beautiful abyss holes he calls eyes.
“Hold up Nonna. Where is the meat?”
>You begin to walk towards him keeping eye contact as he notices your too-serious-for-parties-face, and he takes a step back.
>“Well I personally like my pizza without meat, but some people put it-“
>You’ve cornered him with his back against the counter as you continue to step towards him and your mane begins to deflate.
”Nonowski I think we should put meat on the pizza.”
>You raise yourself on your hind hoofs and grab hold of his shirt pulling him down to your level while you see a blush forming on his face.
>“But P-P-Pinkles I was saving the leftover manticore for-“
You lean in and whisper in his ear “Anon I need your meat and I need it now.”
>1 manticore-pineapple-onion pizza later you found yourself cuddling on the couch with Anon pawing at his stomach while he rubbed your tuft.
>The pizza turned out pretty good.
But the sex on top of the leftover manticore meat was even better.

>>25811385
more please!

>>25802151
>squatting 3pl8 first time ever
I sincerely hope he was at least wearing sandals...

>>25812457
The fact that totally untrained Anon was able to do it at all makes me wonder exactly how heavy those plates are in crazy minotaur land.

>>25812517
Yeah, though given that minos are described as all buff, I'd expect their standard plate to be heavier than ours.
Brunhilda probably did most of the actual work, trying to build Anon's confidence, or something.

>>25812553
>>25812517
Who gives a shit? More minotits!

>>25812227
I see what you mean by that, but I think there were too many in that other post. It was enough that it was noticeable, any way. I'm not an expert in writing, but it looked like at least a few occurrences of it wasn't necessary at all. The last few lines of the post I replied to back there was okay, if you wanted to clearly show internal pausing, I think.

Son of a fucking bitch whore!

I had an update for http://pastebin.com/P6fsuH6m but my computer screen went on the fritz and I had to restart without saving the damn thing. Fffffffffffffffffff-

At any rate there is the pastebin from where I took over on the story.

Gah I am irritated to hell now.

>>25812925
Always save, constantly. Develop paranoia over it. It's reasons like this why I have possibly thousands of saves in one video game and it sometimes helps.

>>25811385
I like it.

I LIKE IT.

>>25812244
I wonder what basilisk would taste like.

Would it even be edible?

>>25812553
Maybe earth has heavier gravitational pull than Equestria.

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>>25812244
>>“Pfffhahahahaha! Only monsters here are the pineapples and onions we’ll put on top!”

Pineapples and onions on a pizza is scary itself.

>>25812553
>Brunhilda likes having a smaller, weaker male to look after.
>Whenever they "train", she is doing most of the lifting, making him only do enough to make him tired
>When the festival starts, he's no stronger than when he started

>>25811385
Camwhore Anon? Fuckin' a, man.

>>25812925
>While you were walking back to the cottage you soon heard a faint cry of your name.
>Stopping you cock an ear.
>”Darling? What is it?”
>”Anon?”
“Hey do you guys hear…”
>”...ooooOOOOON!”
>You turn just in time for a rainbow colored blur to whiff RIGHT past you.
>It bounces off a cottage wall into a mailbox that bends just enough to propel the rainbow blur into a cloud.
>Hind legs flail about in a fit of pique tail snapping in anger.
>You’ve seen that behind enough times to know who that is.
“Rainbow what are you doing?”
>The cloud starts to sink from the added weight and the mare tries to pull herself out with no result.
>This goes on for a little bit longer before the mare is in reach.
>You grab the mare by her legs with a sigh and tug.
>Pulling her free to hang upside down you reel back as the scent of hard cider washes over you.
>The mare meanwhile has a beet red face and hiccups, “Ahnon!”
“Rainbow, why are you drunk.”
>”I’m not!”
“You totally are.”
>”N-hic-huh! Now put m-hic-e down everything is spinning.”
>Setting the mare down on the ground you see her stumble to her hooves.
>”Now Ahnon, I-hic- have to t-hic-ell you something im-hic-portant!”
>”Darling I think you’re not in the right mind to tell anyone anything.”
>”Oh sh-hic-ove off you wa-hic-nna be co-hic-lt! I ne-hic-ed Ahnon to know!”
>Seeing the danger sign of a pissed off Rarity judging by that sparkling horn you pet her back.
“Relax Rarity, it’s fine, what’s so important Rainbow?”
>Nudging the mare upright once more from her tilted position Rainbow explains, “I, I didn’t wa-hic-nt to jo-hic-in with Turner. I tho-hic-ught that what we ha-hic-d didn’t work out si-hic-nce Future Twilight told us about that we he-hic-rded with Turner.”

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>>25813874
>>Brunhilda likes having a smaller, weaker male to look after.
>>Whenever they "train", she is doing most of the lifting, making him only do enough to make him tired
>>When the festival starts, he's no stronger than when he started
Was it here where I read that story about a mino sneaking stuff into Anon's food to make him weak and unable to exercise properly because she didnt't wanted him to become stronger than her/no need her help anymore?
or was it the Monster Girl Thread?

>>25815451
aww yiss

>>25815451
>The fuck.
>”R-rainbow is th-that really true?”
>The blue mare nods her head her bangs getting in her face making her scrunch and shake again before looking more green than blue.
>”Y-hic-eah.”
>SLAP
>You stare in shock at Rarity as she sets her hoof back down, “How dare you! How dare you try to pin your own mistakes on Twilight, I thought better of you Rainbow Dash! An excuse like that is all you can come up with? The sheer ner-”
>”IT WASN’T MY ID-hic-EA!”
>Stepping between Rarity and Rainbow Dash a hand on each of their heads you try to salvage the situation.
“Girls, stop! Stop calm down alright?”
>Fluttershy being a total bro comes to the rescue as she comes alongside Rarity, “Rarity you r-really n-need to calm down, I-I know you’re mad, but v-violence isn’t the way!”
>You meanwhile have your leg tackled by a crying Rainbow Dash.
>”I’m so-hic-rry, I’m so-hic-rry! I tho-hic-ught it was dumb, but they said we sh-should do it as a h-herd and I just wanted to -hic- to be a good herdmate with my -hic- friends!”
>That soft feeling in your heart starts to ache again at seeing the ever so boastful and proud Rainbow that you remember all the time brought down so low that she’s crying at your feet.
>”Yeah well, maybe if you had thought about that before running off with that slut Time Turner you would still have Anonymous.”
>”B-but I-”
“She has a point you know.”
>Turning hurt and betrayed eyes up at you, you feel your heart flinch under the stare.
>Steeling your resolve you look back at her in the eye.
“That feel you’re feeling right now is about how I felt when you told me to get out Rainbow, think about it.”
>”I-I…”
>Rainbow breaks eye contact with you then and sniffs again.
>”I di-hic-dn’t want to lo-hic-se my friends…I’m so-hic-rry…”

>>25815465
>The broken mare before you sobs harder clutching onto your pants leg as if it were a life preserver.
>You simply sigh and kneel down petting her head as she cries herself to sleep on your feet.
>”A-anon?”
>Looking over to Fluttershy you see her come around into sight as she starts to rub Rainbow’s shoulder to see if she is still sleeping.
>Yep she’s out of this world.
>”I think we should bring her home.”
>”What?! Fluttershy are you sure? You’d let this...this ...oh I don’t even know the right word to even use here!”
>”Y-yes I would, she’s my friend, she’s your friend too Rarity. You should give her some credit a-at l-least I mean if you want to that is…”
>You watch as the wind in Rarity’s sails is blown out.
>Rarity smooths her mane from its frazzled state and lets out a breath, “You’re right, my apologies Fluttershy I lost myself in the moment I suppose…”
>”Th-thank you.”
“Glad to see you calm down, least you didn’t threaten to shove something up her bum I noticed, do I get special treatment?”

>>25815483
>”Now that was in the heat of the moment Darling, I wouldn’t have actually done it.”
“Whatever makes you sleep at night.”
>Leaning down you scoop the comatose mare in your arms making her shift before burrowing in your arms.
>Man the times that has happened before after a long night…
>Nope stay focus Anon.
>Fluttershy leads the way towards her cottage as the day starts to draw to a close.
>Entering the house you soon set Rainbow on the couch to sleep it off.
>In the meantime Fluttershy and Rarity both managed to cobble together a small tea party of food and tea for an evening meal.
“You know Rarity you just earned like fifty brownie points for this.”
>”O-oh please Darling, this is just a few simple things thrown together, Fluttershy did the tea as well…”
“Still you would be surprised at how many mare’s turn their nose up at cooking, they say it’s a colt thing.”
>Rarity flinches at your words but you pay it no mind.
>Fluttershy just happily laps up her tea while you sip your own.
>”R-rarity are you planning on staying the night with us?”
>”I’m afraid not Darling, Sweetie Bell is most likely wondering where I am by now, so I must bid you adieu.”
>Reaching over you give the mare a quick hug making sure to rub her shoulder in a show of thanks.
“All things considered today was nice, thanks for the spa date Rares.”
>”O-of course Darling, a lady is nothing else but generous a-after all!”
>Watching the rather pink horse flee from the house you give a soft giggle at how easily flustered she became.
>”Th-that wasn’t very nice.”
“Oh but it’s so much fun to watch her act like that sometimes.”
>”I-I suppose it is a little funny…”
>You mock gasp holding a hand to your mouth.

>>25815498
“Fluttershy taking a laugh at somepony else’s emberassment? How vulgar!”
>”Wh-what?! No I w-wo- you’re making fun of me again aren’t you?”
“Snrk...I-I have no idea what you mean.”
>”M-meanie.”
“Hey just curious, but you have a bunch of spare pillows?”
>”No, why do you ask?”
“I figured I’d sleep on the floor since you got the bed, and Rainbow’s on the couch.”
>”W-well, y-you could s-sleep in b-bed with m-m-me?”
“You don’t mind?”
>”N-no?”
“You sure?”
>Hearing a muffled mhmm behind the pink locks that Fluttershy hid herself behind you beam.
“Sweeto, let’s get in bed then!”
>”Eep!”
>You tuck and roll with the small pony in your arms to land on Fluttershy’s bed bouncing just a touch before the blanket flutters down to cover you both.
“Night Fluttershy!”
>You think you hear a muffled goodnight over the sqeaking in your arms.
>It’s a bit of a tight fit on this tiny ass horse bed, but you’re making it work.
>Sucks about Shy’s wings sticking up like this though.
>You brush them down and squeeze her sides to keep her relaxed a bit before snuggling over her in the big spoon position.
>Dash never let you do this for some reason, Applejack had no problem with it though, Twilight would choose this time to lay over the top of you all together as some kind of ‘protective’ instincts of hers.
>You think it’s because she liked being on top of the pile.

>Be Fluttershy.
>Everything that lead to this moment in life.
>There are only three words.
>So.
>Worth.
>It.
>Feeling Anon move your wings you bite your hoof to keep queit before he forcefully holds them down with his arms.
>You shiver as the pleasure mounts your in your wings your feathers sticking out and puffing out at the friction.
>You are not going to get a wink of sleep tonight.
>And you love it…
>Oh you hope this doesn’t make you a bad pony...

>>25815498
God damn this part HURT to write through, but hey I said i update today...er yesterday so I did and I hope you sissies enjoyed it.

>>25813874
>Brunhilda likes having a smaller, weaker male to look after.
>Whenever they "train", she is doing most of the lifting, making him only do enough to make him tired
>When the festival starts, he's no stronger than when he started
What Brunhilda doesn't realize is that, since minotaur weights are actually heavier than human weights, Anon will quickly become swole. He thanks her profusely and becomes her workout buddy, while she's just not sure what went wrong.

>>25815456
>mino sneaking stuff into Anon's food to make him weak and unable to exercise properly

I need this. For reasons.

>>25815513
Loving this story. Can't wait for the next update.

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>>25815526
I ain't no sissy, but I did like the update. It was like one of my mom's Spanish soap operas. Mainly the violence part not the other stuff.

>>25815498
Well that's one thing earth has over poneland. Here if your drunk ex calls you you can just screen that shit.

>>25815465
>”IT WASN’T MY ID-hic-EA!”

She didn't seem to think it was a bad plan when she was making sure Anon felt like garbage because of his tiny foal dick.

>>25815675
>Anon eventually finds out, is enraged, and leaves the mino over the gross breach in trust, leaving her a sobbing wreck of shame and muscle.
No, you don't need this.

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Pie sisters herd story when?

>>25816193
*movie trailer narrator voice*
In a world where everypony disregards Anon's feelings and nopony cares until it's too late...

>>25816245
And it will take one mare to show him that true love can still bloom.

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>>25816245
They find out that man is more than a pretty face. Where Anon is forced to relearn a life he never choose. While he struggles to regain it all the world fights against him at every step. Will Anon commit suicide and let it consume him, or will he fight to the very end. Find out next time on dragon ball Z.

>>25815886
yeah this weird thing where people are falling over themselves to explain why its just a cultural difference or an honest misunderstanding is just ignoring what actually happened in the scene where this shit went down.

and then people are like "well that's just because it was a shitty prompt" and it's like, yeah, okay, but that doesn't suddenly mean its not part of the story anymore.

trying to explain away OOC behavior after the fact is always gonna seem contrived and it only draws attention to the problem. better to just embrace the premise and move on from there.

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>>25816204
>Pinkie throwing a Super-Get-Together-With-Anon-And-Sisters party to try and get his sisters and herself in a herd with an unwitting Anon.
>awkward as fuck Limestone and Marble trying to woo Anon after a lifetime of living sheltered in a rock farm with their parents.
>Maud just straight up asks Anon if he wants to have an orgy with all of them.

>>25816204
>>25816548
Reminds me of the prompt made a while ago about how Marble and Limestone fell in love with Anon at first sight because they never saw a male besides their dad before. Pinkie is having a hard time trying to impress Anon with her family when her sisters are awkwardly flirting with him all the time while Maud gives them both progressively worse dating advice.

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>>25816404
You've changed this from a drama/tragedy to a romantic comedy.

For a better experience, try imagining Jack Black in place of your average green-skinned Anon.

>In a world where everypony disregards Anon's feelings and nopony cares until it's too late...
>*Rapid flashes of clips showing Anon confronting various ponies, looking hurt*
>*Final flash stays long enough to show Anon walking down a road in the rain with a backpack on, before fading to black*

>And it will take one mare to show him that true love can still bloom.
>*Black abruptly returns to show Anon tripping over Apple Bloom*
>*Upbeat indie music plays and clips of Anon playing with Apple Bloom*
>Anon: "I just don't know if I'm ready to trust another pony, Bloomy."
>*Music continues, clips shows Anon walking Apple Bloom to school*
>Apple Bloom: "Heck, Anawn, you can't give up now! S'all a matter of.... how did y'all say it?"
>*Shot of Anon in a nice suit answering his door; it's a mare in a dress holding a bouquet of flowers*
>Apple Bloom: "....getting back up on the horse?"

>*New, more serious and less whimsical indie music plays*
>*Clip shows Anon pouring over his bills by candle light*
>Anon: "I can't afford this any more."
>*Clips shows Anon walking wistfully through his independent business, possibly a book store*
>Apple Bloom: "Well, why don't y'all just borrow money from my sister?
>*Cut to Anon eating an ice cream cone with Apple Bloom*
>Anon: "Borrow from your sister?"

>*New, more upbeat music plays, full of energy*
>*Shows Anon looking up towards the sky with a determined look on his face*
>*DING DONG*
>*Cut to Anon standing in front of the Apple Family's house*
>*It's night time*
>*Applejack answers the door, looks shocked, and the music abruptly ends with a record scratch*
>Applejack: "....Nonny?"
>*Cut to a sheepish looking Anon*
>Anon: "....Hey there, Jacks."

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>>25816722
>*Whimsical, but still upbeat music plays*
>*Cut to a scene where Applejack and Anon are silhouetted by a sunrise. AJ is stomping off towards the apple fields and Anon is stumbling behind her*
>Applejack: "Ah thought you told me you ne'er wanted to see me again, Anonymous."
>Anon: "I know what I said, Jacks, but I need to talk business with you. 'The Book Ends Here' is falling apart, and I need to borrow bits from somepony to cover the bills for the next few months."
>Applejack: "Well, if you really want that money..."
>*Scene changes to a sweaty Anon dropping a bale of hay he was carrying next to a tall pile. He looks and acts comically unsuited for such a physical job*
>Applejack: "...you're gonna have to earn it."
>*Anon looks up towards his hay pile, and a shadow looms over him*
>*Cut to Applejack talking to Apple Bloom. Anon screams from offscreen, and then there's a loud thunk*
>*Apple Bloom runs off*
>Apple Bloom: "Anon!"
>*Anon is buried under the hay, but an arm with a thumbs up erupts from the pile*
>Anon: "I'm okay!"

>*Softer, more emotional music plays*
>*Scene cuts to Anon laying on a couch with bandages around his head*
>*Apple Bloom is sitting next to him, looking angry. Big Mac sits a ways off, knitting, trying and failing not to look worried*
>Apple Bloom: "Ah don't know why y'all colts are all so stubborn, Anon! Ah didn't want you getting hurt doing mare's work."
>*Camera pans to show Applejack listening at the open door*
>Apple Bloom: "...Don't scare me like that again, Anon. Yer.... Yer the closest thing Ah have to a...."
>*Apple Bloom gets up and runs out of the room*
>*Camera cuts to Big Mach, who catches Applejack's eye*
>*She walks away*

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>>25816729
>*Cut to night scene. Anon is still on the couch, but he has a blanket on. Apple Bloom is sleeping on Anon's chest*
>Big Mac: "....She really cares about you, you know. Even after all these years, she still misses you."
>Anon: "I know. If there's one thing I really regret about breaking up with Jacks, it was leaving little Bloomy behind."
>*pregnant pause*
>Big Mac: "Ah wasn't talking about Apple Bloom."

>*High energy music plays*
>*Various clips of Applejack trying to be more involved with Anon and Apple Bloom*
>*playing together, going for walks, etc*
>*They walk past a jewellery stand in the market, and Apple Bloom nudges Applejack to get her to look at a specific display*
>*Applejack subtly glances at Anon, who is busying himself over buying some pastries*
>*Cut to later that evening where Anon and Applejack are sitting on a couch, under a blanket, by the lit fireplace*
>*Applejack presents a wrapped package to Anon*
>Applejack: "Well, Ah thought y'all might like this. When Ah saw this, Ah couldn't help think of... well..."
>*Cut to Anon holding the necklace up so that it catches the firelight*
>Applejack: "...It reminded me of the colour of y'alls eyes."

>*tender music plays*
>*Anon puts the necklace on and cups Applejack's cheek*
>Anon: "Oh, Jacks... This is beautiful."
>*Applejack awkwardly mumbles, "Not as beautiful as you"*
>*Anon leans in for a kiss*
>*Close-up on lips*
>*Romantic scene for a few seconds*

>*Apple Bloom's head pops up from underneath the blankets*
>Apple Bloom: "Does that mean Ah get to call Anon mah Daddy?"
>*Applejack and Anon laugh*

>Coming to theatres, Fall 2016.

>>25816642
I would read the FUCK out of that

>>25815886
>>25816525
yea honestly I feel like this story is being too forgiving of bluecunt because of everyone trying to explain things in a way that would set up bluecunt into the new herd when really she needs a good wake up call and then a boot outta anon's love life
new herd and only new herd for life
fuck bluecunt and the other bitches
they had their chance

>>25816820
>Future-version of your friend and herdmate appears
>Tells you that you have to leave the colt you love the most for some asshole named "time turner"
>It's a stable time loop
>You have to do it or else future-friend would never be able to go back in time and tell you to do it
>Angry, sad, overall upset
>You are Rainbow Dash, and you NEVER lose. You try to make leaving Anon hurt as little as possible
>Try to rationalize leaving him
>Can't think of any reason you'd ever want to leave him
>Latch onto only feature that is lacking in comparison to other colts
>Loudly go on obnoxiously about how tiny Anon's penis is
>It's a flimsy excuse and you know it, but there has to be SOME reason you left Anon and had future-Twilight go back and tell you to leave him.
>All those years with the love of your life
>It can't have been for nothing
>Try desperately to believe that you still have some small amount of control
>Crying on the inside
>Eventually, crying on the outside

>>25816722
>>25816729
>>25816740
There was so much cheese in these posts you should open up a pizza parlor.

>>25817033
Something like this, perhaps
>Future Twilight appears
>"Girls! You have to listen to me! Two days from now, we leave Anon for Time Turner, and-"
"Woah, why would we do that? Is his cock that big?"
>"Well, yeah, it's approximately 17.5 inches long, 3.5 in diameter, and can thrust at a maximum of- Nevermind! Time Turner-"
>Pop, back into the future she goes
"Girls, we have to leave Anon! To save the future!"

>Anon is in equestria
>Also a bunch of minotits are in the next room from him doing minotit things just to piss that one guy off
>Princess Celestia is the tallest pony and is seen as a mother figure by the smaller ponies.
>Anon is taller than her.
>The ponies all see him as a father figure because of this.
>"Daaaaad, Starlight Glimmer took my cutie mark again!"
>Anon frequently has to intervene to fix things for the ponies
>"Dad, Discord is messing everything up, make him put our stuff back"
>The elements of harmony are just a magical way to summon him to fix things
>Anon still fucks ponies, just this time it's even kinkier.

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Since someone is so upset about Minotits, how about that other story involving minotaurs?
>"Hey Scoots, the flapjacks are almost ready!"
>"ANON! What have I told you about cooking naked? Especially with my friends over!"
>"But I'm not naked! I'm wearing an apron so I don't get splashed with batter!"
>"D-don't worry, Ah'll lick off any splashin' stuff..."
>"Shut up, Applebloom!"

>>25815886
>>25816525
>>25816820
I agree with being contived however OOC shit reads so much worse then contrived shit.

Honestly and this might seem like a lot of work. Comfy should keep the bits of the story where he started writing (since he didn't start until a fair amount of the story beginning was laid out) and just rewrite the beginning of the story to fit his story cause the way he writes and the stories beginning do not fit.

>>25815526
Love the fucking story and look forward to more updates.

>>25817130

I like this idea.

> All the problems are fixed by stern glares, and a good talking-to.
> Tirek is the only instance where Anon has had to break out the paddle without the receiver begging for it.

>>25813874
>Pineapples and onions on a pizza is scary itself.
>onions on a pizza for horse
You know they are poisonous, do you?

>>25815513
uuuuuuu
are we actually going the timetravel route?

Reminder that mino's are for humanshit loving normalfags, reee

>>25817472
>Be Queen Chrysitits, Changeling.
>The ponies are all hogging The Dad, it's not fair.
>Your Changelings deserve love from him too!
>He's all the way over in Canterlot where none of you can get close.
>It's terrible.
>Who will read your swarm bedtime stories and tuck you in?
>Then an idea hits you.
>Or rather, the mailmare falls onto you and leaves a flyer in one of your leg-holes, which gives you an idea.
>It's a flyer announcing a big wedding.
>There's going to be this big wedding soon between one of those horrible princesses and some guardsstallion.
>If all the ponies are distracted by the wedding, you and the swarm can sneak in and get at The Dad!
>You've just finished writing down some ideas on sneaking in when the mailmare, who was tangled up in the corner until now, takes them and puts them in an envelope that came with the invitation.
"What?! NO!"
>"Don't worry, The mail always gets through!"
>The grey Pegasus flies off into the distance.
>Well, you'd best get back to planning this invasion.

>>25817599
>Also there's a minotaur butler who brings you tea as you think up your plans.
>Normally you'd have a changeling doing this but somehow he ended up on the staff, and he does the job well enough.
>He's also kind of cute.

>>25817599
Yeah, for all the talk of "muh other races", I bet minofags wouldn't even fuck a DDog.

>>25815526
You have no idea how fucking eager I am for this story to continue.

>>25817033
>>25817116
>"Girls, we have to leave Anon! To save the future! And we have to do it in the most callous, monstrous way possible! We absolutely have to take all the love he's shown us and grind it into the ground! If his heart is anything less than destroyed forever, we've failed, somehow! We have to show no hesitation or consideration for his feelings or "ours" whatsoever!"

I'm not buying it.
The only real, best explanation is the obvious one - they never really cared about Anon because he's "just a stallion - who cares?" and they don't see anything wrong with herd switching and believe that Anon shouldn't see anything wrong with it either. And if he does, we'll that's just him being a stupid overly-emotional dick-haver again.

>>25815513
>>Be Fluttershy.
>>Everything that lead to this moment in life.
>>There are only three words.
>>So.
>>Worth.
>>It.
>>Feeling Anon move your wings you bite your hoof to keep queit before he forcefully holds them down with his arms.
>>You shiver as the pleasure mounts your in your wings your feathers sticking out and puffing out at the friction.
>>You are not going to get a wink of sleep tonight.
>>And you love it…
>>Oh you hope this doesn’t make you a bad pony...
Perfect Flutters is perfect.

>>25815675
Fuck that. Fuck that completely.

>>25816193
Agreed.

>>25815526
I am loving this story in general and this update in particular. The part where Rarity throws RD's behavior back at her is great.

Fuck that old herd, magic or no, fuck them. New herd is best herd.

>>25816729
>*Camera cuts to Big Mach, who catches Applejack's eye*
>*Camera cuts to Big Mach
>Big Mach

The largest supersonic apple of them all

>>25815886
>>25816525
>>25816820
>>25817328
>>25817338
>>25817492
>>25817648
>>25818022
>>25818073
>>25818089
>>25817116
Thanks for encouragement mates, trying to explain the dumb storm of shit flinging primates that the old herd turned into is hard as hell to define, however I figured that I try to write it to show Blue Fast's element wasn't neccesairly lost, just preverted and a conflict of interest appeared, does she stick with her rather awesome and exotic colt that seems neat or go with her friends whom she herded with that think that hey maybe if it was important enough for Future Twilight to come back then it didn't work out...

Eeeh I dunno just trying and feeling new things out, plus that one anon about Dash being loyal also irked me a bit and made me want to address that.

That being said I have an idea or two on how the confrontation goes with the old herd, question is, do you want more bonding moment with the new herd or deal with the old herd time?

I'm trying super hard not to do what BNW great writefag that he is and leave us hanging super hard like on Daring Douche 2, come on man when did you last update that shit, was amazing to readWrite the green.Do it.Do it now!

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>>25816820
>>25818089
>not wanting to see the old herd get mad jelly at having a lesser standing than the new herd
>not wanting to see them quarterquivered at having to take shit from he-mares like Rarity and Fluttershy

>>25818633
I concur. Confronting the old herd would basically resolve the plot, and maybe it's just me, but I'm not ready for that to happen yet. There's still so much more that can be done.

>>25818512
Oh ouch, calling me out? I've never not finished a story. But yeah. I really should get back to DD2 - I had 10 weeks of a certificate course to blow out, and that's over with now. Just gotta survive the holidays, buuuuuut

Fine. You cunt. I've already said I'm going back to DD2 after my minotits story, but I guess I could mix updates.

>>25818677
Daring Do and the Massive Minotit Madness.

>>25818699
Tauring Tit and the Daring Do Dementia

Tauring Tit
Towering Tit
omg Brunhilda is Towering Tit

>>25818677
You know it! That is if you want to, life before green, but still it would be nice I liked seeing Daring be used, you never really see that in alot of greens you know?

>>25818699
Durnk you make me laugh you cheeky fuck

>>25818671
The fun could continue if you just merge the herds

>>25818699
Oh no, how will Daring Do ever escape from this insidious milking machine!

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>>25809385
>cooked a timber wolf

>>25818763
Timber wolves are obviously not your regular wood.
You can cook and eat bamboo, you know?

>>25818783

Bamboo is a grass, but there's nothing that stops you from preparing and eating wood even if it has no nutritional value:

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacaratia_spinosa

>To get to make it edible, the log is split in special courts and within 24 hours you have to start processing it to remove substances that affect the flavor and reduce the feeling of stiffness. So a smooth consistency, which retains some characteristics of wood and is part of the new gastronomic trend of non-conventional foods is achieved.

>>25819042
I'm not saying bamboo is wood, I'm saying timberwolves aren't wood, or at least not the kind of wood you'd find in a regular plain old tree. There's got to be some softer, fleshier part in them if they can move so well.
>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacaratia_spinosa
well that's even better lol
eat wood

>>25819129
>part in them if they can move so well
humans can't eat magic

>>25819158
Not with that attitude they can't.
You have to actually try if you want to succeed.

>>25819158
Examining timberwolf bodies, it seems they ARE just debris and magic. ok, my bad.

I guess fancanons where timber wolves are as much alive as they are a wood elemental don't count.

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>>25819169

>I'm still not comfortable with you sucking on my horn, Durnk.

>>25817631
If its female, taller than me and named red.

Also if its female.

Hey, completely unrelated, but... remember that time when we cried everytim because of a tumblr shitpost?

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25160076/#q25178510

I was scouring the archives, stumbled upon it and had a kek

>>25818633
>>25818671
I don't want to see a resolution yet. I'd like to see more tension building with dates between AnonxHerd2.0 making Herd1.0 increasingly jelly.

I also wouldn't complain at all if Ponks got in on the new hotness. Not at all required, mind you, but Ponks always needs moar lurv.

>>25819042
>>25819129
>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacaratia_spinosa
Man, how would that even poop out?

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>>25817631
>I bet minofags wouldn't even fuck a DDog.
A cat is fine, too.

Fucking furfags, always have to fuck everything up.

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>>25819661
too small
>>25819669
1) stop complaining
2) fuck a horse
3) write green

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>>25818073
She really is the cutest little thing.

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>>25819669
>Masturbates to cartoon horses.
>Thinks they aren't a furfag.
We're all degenerates in /pol/'s eyes, desu senpai.

>>25818512
Go for more bonding IF the bonding becomes more intimate/romantic. It seems like rebounding Anon should begin to feel some attraction towards Flutters and Rares at this point. It would also be cool if the two mares progressed in their plan to court Anon, if they at least mentioned it to him that would be something important for him to think about during the confrontation.

I like this story and I feel like the confrontation is going to herald the end and if that's the case then I want more to enjoy before that point. However if you plan on doing more romance following that point then sure, go for it now.

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>>25806147
This fags should start their own general.

>>25819948
untangle your panties bitch

>>25819858
>furfag in denial
>trying to equate horsefuckery to yiff
Girl, you know that you can just go and be a furfag? you don't need acceptance from horsefuckers.

>>25819948
Agreed.

Also, we need more sexist Cadence and misogynistic Celestia.

...And Bro-Luna.