why is she so perfect?

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Because she's cute + beautiful

>>25794885
Because she's not.

>>25796145
Hey buddy, wanna knuckle up? Huh? You wanna crack wise? How about I crack ya 'cross the teeth, huh?

>>25796206
I'll punch he straight in yer grabber.

>>25796238
I just fuck your bitch you fat motherfucker

>>25794885
Because she's white.

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>>25796324
>>25796238
>>25796206
>>25796145
It's like watching two women slapfight

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>>25796399
>>25796396
dude what the fuck

>>25796324
I'll kick your fucking ass kid

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>>25796324
SUCK MY PIXIE DICK

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We can't just have a nice rarara thread?

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>>25797975
No, we never can

>>25798101
it's sad, yes

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So close

Oh well...

>>25798101
>>25798800
u-unf

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Quick, everyone, post more Rarity!

I want this thread to be up for when I get home from work

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>>25799120
I got u my man

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>>25799168
>that picture
pic releated

>>25799593
Is gif but no moves.

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>>25794885
you surprise?

Why don't we have regular Rarity threads anyway?

>>25799947
Mostly, they get shitposted to death.

We were having them regularly a month or two ago though, with writefagging and everything, but they just fizzled out.

>>25799947
1. she's a whore
2. see above
3. you're a faggot

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>>25800046
What's with all this whore shaming? Someponies can't control it! ^:(

>>25794885
I'm more of a Fluttershy fan myself, but I get why people like Rarity. Typically in fiction a character like her would be depicted as a shallow bitch or at best be treated as am annoying airhead, but Rarity is presented in a positive light. She can be shallow at times, but at her core she is generous and artistic.

>>25800010

It's weird, Rarity always does well when we put "best pony" to a vote here but she's never really been able to attract consistent write fags.

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>>25800342
Yeah, it's a damned shame.

I have to admit to being part of the problem, though. I was working on a pretty lengthy writing project with Rares a few months ago, and never got around to seeing it to its conclusion.

I could link it and pick it back up if there's some interest, though.

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Would you like to go out for hot cocoa and pastries with Rarity?

>>25796324
Take money.

Uh, uh.

Take money.

What's your favorite Rarara episode?

After all these years, im still all in for Suited For Success.

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Post pictures people

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Bump

>>25801644

hahahah.

>>25801675
Unf

>>25800490

In general, Rarity doesn't get much writing. Even from her big fans on like Fimfiction or whatever, I never see almost exclusive Rarity writers like I'll see for Twilight or Rainbow.

>>25801506
>>25801654
>those delicious foal bearing hips
unf

>>25802217
BUT SHE IS >>>/trash/ waifu

Post Christmas rarity?

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>>25796399

>no green
A shit thread for and equally shit pony

>>25802990
https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo

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>>25802940

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>>25803224

>>25794885
because shes not cause shes a fucking cartoon and you guys need to grow the fuck up i mean honestly how ashamed is your family of all you guys i know they have to be very disappointed in you like honestly how do u live with yourselfs how do u wake up everyday being obsessed with a cartoon thats meant for little girls

we really need some write fags.

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>>25803442
Have this

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>>25803070
>>25803086

>Beatnik Raity

Obligatory Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FeueKEmxU0

>>25803442
>>25802990
Here, have this: http://pastebin.com/mrm03A29

I'm gonna start working on it again. Hopefully this thread stays up for another day or two.

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>The frosty, winter morning finds you enjoying the view of Applejack's snow-covered orchard from your kitchen window, hot coffee in hand and a light breakfast in front of you.
>Eggs (sunny-side-up), toast, some grapefruit and leafy greens.
>Your near-vegetarian diet took some getting used to, but you had to admit, even the simplest meal of pony food was delicious far more often than not.
>You take a few bites, sip your coffee, and sigh contentedly.
>Yep, this was the life.
>No worries or cares, aside from earning your keep as Applejack's farmhand and writing for Twilight's academic associates at Canterlot.
>Honestly, you'd hardly consider either of those things work, you enjoyed them so much.
>And to top it all off, there was your marefriend.
>You take another sip of coffee absentmindedly, reminiscing.
>You'd been dating her for... about 4 months now?
>That seemed right.
>The time you've spent together is almost a blur, happy times melting into each other, punctuated by pinpricks of shining light.
>Speaking of, you realized you should really hurry up with your breakfast.
>You had a date with Rarity in about an hour, and you needed to get yourself ready.
>After all, she loves it when you dress to impress.

What should our lovebirds do today, /mlp/?

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>>25802588

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>>25803439
Here's your reply

>>25805016
Shoe on head

>>25806034

I loved this design.

>>25794885
The rough, make up, hate sex is amazing.

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Oh boy Rare thread with Darthricardo, guess I have some catching up to do

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>>25806149
Almost.

>>25805016
>You've gotten yourself dressed and bundled up for the winter cold, and are almost ready to head off.
>Before you forget, you make sure your present for Rarity was secured snugly in its bag under your arm, you set out across town for her boutique.
>It wasn't much, but you'd picked it up earlier in preparation for your day together, and it was vital for today's plans.
>Ponyville in the winter looks like something you've seen on a postcard, to use the old cliché.
>Tudor-styled houses line the cobbled streets, leaning up against each other, and frosted with fluffy, pristine white snow.
>Unlit lamps adorn the walkways, draped with festive holiday banners and ribbons.
>Hearth's Warming was a big deal in Ponyville, or so you've been told.
>Ponies could be seen everywhere, bundled up in scarves and hats and laden with saddlebags full of gifts and sweets.
>Taking in the scenery, you arrive at the Carousel Boutique before you notice any time has passed at all.
>Smiling giddily, your simple gift held behind your back, you knock on the door to the boutique.

>>25809116

Hay green

>>25809116
>Almost immediately, you hear Rarity's singsong voice reply from inside.
>"Coming!~"
>A moment later the door opens, revealing your gorgeous marefriend.
>She's dressed in a suitably extravagant off-purple cape, held in place by a brooch set with a jewel the size of your fist.
>You still weren't quite used to how plentiful and common "precious" gems were in Equestria.
>Crouching down to her height and keeping your hand behind your back, you sweep her into a one-handed hug, her hooves reaching around your shoulders and pulling you into a kiss.
>After a moment that at once seemed to go on forever and yet feel all too short, you pull back and look into her deep, sparkling blue eyes.
>She cocks her head at you with a smile.
>"So dear, whatever do you have planned for today? You were acting so -mysterious- when we spoke last."
"Oh, nothing that exciting. I just picked up some things, and I thought we could take them out for a spin."
>You bring the bag out from behind yoir back and offer it up to her.
>At the sight of it, her eyes light up and she squees adorably, eager as a filly to find out what's inside.
>She digs inside with her aura, eventually revealing the gift:
>Ice skates
>Specifally, a set of four for her, delicate and minute, perfect for her dainty hooves.
>The store clerk, unfortunately, was unable to hook you up with a proper set of your own.
>You'd figured as much, but happily you were able to get your hands on an old-fashioned pair that you were able to strap onto your shoes.
>You'd tried them out in secret in your house the other day, and discovered that after some jury-rigging and finangling, they were as sound and usable as any set you've ever had.

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comfy winter story rara thread bump

Dubs confirm rara is cutest pone

>>25810983
Damn. Reroll

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Just got back from work, gonna get back to writing in a bit.

>>25812507

coo coo.

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>>25809869
>"Oh Anon, how wonderful!"
>Rarity's holding up the ice skates in front of her, eyes wide with delight.
"I thought you'd like them. Pinkie Pie told me you used to be quite the skater. "
>"Well, yes, back when i was a filly... Of course, I haven't been in quite some time. I'm afraid I've probably quite lost my old touch."
>You can see the beginnings of a worried expression creep on to Rarity's face.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine. I haven't skated in years, but how hard can it be to pick it back up again? I'm sure it's just like riding a bike."
>Rarity looks at you, completely nonplussed.
"... Never mind."
>With a shrug, she makes to leave the boutique, closing the door behind her and looking again at you with an excited glimmer in her eyes.
>"Well darling, are you ready to get going?"
>You walk up beside her, letting a hand rest on her withers.
"Absolutely. After you, m'lady."
>If you were wearing a fedora, you would have tipped it.
>Generously.
>Still, Rarity giggles, and happily trots off, with you not far behind.
>That's something you like about her; she had a flair for the old-fashioned.
>She was a proper lady, through and through.
>You guys stopped for some coffee at a cozy café on the way out, you getting a strong espresso and her a frothy latté.
>As the two of you walked on with your drinks, you made idle chitchat.
>She regaled you with a story of Sweetie Belle's latest exploits and ruinous attempts at helping with the boutique, and you gave her some sneak peeks into the latest, grandest tale you were weaving for the Canterlot Library.

>>25813556
please go on

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>>25813556
>Eventually, you make it to the skating rink, where half of Ponyville seems to have gathered to skate.
>Couples, parents and foals, groups of friends...
>It's a good thing the pond is pretty large, or it would be far too crowded.
>Childish grin creeping once again on your face, you look at rarity, holding up your skates.
"Shall we?"
>Her cheeks are mottled with pink from the cold, and her breath is coming out in little puffs of frosty mist.
>Looking at the expression on her face though, the cold doesn't seem to be bothering her any more than if it were a breezy spring afternoon.
>"Let's, darling."
>...
>Well, you're definitely out of practice.
>No sooner do you set foot on the ice than you're flat on your ass.
>A nearby filly giggles, and you can feel your face burning red in embarrassment.
>Rarity, who's clearly more comfortable on the ice than you, skates over to your side to help you up.
>She's suprisingly graceful; you realize that she must have been selling herself short on her talents purposefully, but she's holding herself together quite well.
>After another few tries, you're pretty solidly able to keep yourself on your feet, gliding around and avoiding colliding with the other ponies on the ice.
>To their credit, most of them seem to be making some effort to avoid the enormous, stumbling, bipedal creature in their midst, which you appreciate.
>Rarity is lazily and easily tracing lines around you as you skate, her long purple mane slipping out from under her hood as the winter breeze catches it.
>As usual, she's breathtaking.
>She notices you looking at her, and grins sheepishly, blushing and tucking her hair back behind her ear in her hood.
>And, while she's not paying attention, her skate catches on an errant dip in the ice, and she's sent sliding away on her stomach, legs spread akimbo.

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That's all for tonight. I'll be back with more tomorow.

Sweet dreams, Rarifags.

>>25794885
If I were to wager a guess, it's because Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren, his son.

because she's the best horse.

>>25815985
Thanks for using spoiler tags responsibly.

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cozy winter

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>You'll never snuggle up with a fluffy, soft Rarity with a hot chocolate on a cold winter's night.

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>>25818551

>>25818551

It hurts too much

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So, why don't we try to make Rarity threads a recurring thing? A regular weekly thread for dress horse would be nice.

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>>25819495
Is there a reason not to?

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>>25819576
None at all, aside from (maybe) a lack of interest. I propose Rarituesday.

Also, a schedule makes writefagging go more smoothly, and might end up attracting more content in general.

>>25819495

I don't know why we don't just keep em up for weeks like the Dashfags do. I think their current thread has been up for like 12 days now.

>>25819973
I can't call myself a writefag...I'm not dedicated to my shit and I also haven't made pastebins...just kind of kept them in a folder on my pc.

>>25819973

The only reason there's a lack of interest is a lack of green Rarity almost consistently polls top 3 round here. She has enough fans to substain these threads if we had more content producers.

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>>25820068
I believe in you, Anon. Become the enormous writing faggot you were born to be.

>>25820075
Well, let's make it happen. You have my sword.

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>>25814643
>You quickly cover your mouth and choke back your laughter, mostly unsuccessfully.
>Her face has scrunched up into an adorable pout as she struggles to get back up on her hooves, skates skittering awkwardly as she fights to regain her balance.
>Chuckling, you skate over to her, suddenly feeling a lot more confident in your own ability.
>You offer up your hand, which she takes gracefully.
>A moment later, she's on her skates again, still pouting as she uses her aura to knock the snow from her cape and fur.
>She looks so adorable and silly, you can't help but keep laughing softly to yourself.
>She notices, and furrows her brow in annoyance.
>"Oh, ha ha ha, anonymous. I'm sure that was absolutely hilarious, wasn't it?"
>She draws out the "hilarious" in a long sarcastic drawl.
>You're having none of her attitude, however.
"Oh, lighten up, Rares. That was cute."
>She stoically maintains her scowl.
>She's unable to keep it up for very long, though, and her façade cracks as she bursts into giggles.
>"Okay, okay, that was pretty droll, I'll give you that. You incorrigible rogue, you."
"That's my girl."
>You look just past her shoulder, and notice there's a little food stand selling hot treats at the edge of the pond.
" Hey, want to take a break? There's a stand just over there."
>"Sounds lovely. Don't think we aren't getting back on the ice, though. I won't be the last of us to fall flat on my flank."

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>>25820227
goddamn adorable

>>25800010
I remember we even had faggy but cute poetry

>>25822144
God, that was autistically adorable.

I even wrote one or two. Good times.

>>25820227
continue good sir.

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>>25822166
I wrote two as well, and would usually post the pastebins and shit

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>>25822199
On it. I just have a habit of posting in brief spurts when I get spare moments to myself during the day, so there usually ends up being a long wait between posts. Sorry about that.

>>25822205
You're a gentleman and a scholar.

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>>25820227
>An hour or two later, the two of you are more or less winded.
>With your ankles burning from the stress of balancing on skates all afternoon, you've decided to take up a seat on a snowbank at the side of the pond to catch your breath.
>Rarity seems similarly worn out, and has helped herself to your scarf with her aura to dab at her sweaty brow
>"I think... I think that's quite enough excitement for one day, wouldn't you agree?"
>She's been skating circles around you for a while, occasionally stopping to give you some tips on the finer techniques of balance and skate control.
>Honestly, thanks more or less to her instruction, you've improved quite a bit, and were able to outpace her a time or two, though more often than not the attempts ended with you plowed into a snowbank.
"Yeah, I'd say so. Want to go back to your place to warm up, or mine?"
>"Yours, I think."
>She looks at her sodden fur on her foreleg with a slight grimace.
>"I have a rather large amount of material lying about the boutique and I'm afraid I'd rather not get it too... damp.
"Gotcha. Don't worry, I'll have us warmed up on no time."
>She nuzzles up against your jacket, looking up at you with those brilliant, sparkling eyes.
>"I can't wait, handsome."

>>25822518
nice

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carry the pony

>>25823586
love the art. hate the ship

>>25806034
I wonder if she was Nightmare Moon's sex person. Not like a sex salve, but she would have sex with Nightmare Moon in addition to her normal butler activities.

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>>25823651
It's just overdone, I grew tired of it. Too many people going for the most basic, obvious opposites attract.

>>25823677
same thing

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>>25823703

>>25823703

RariJack is a lot more popular than RariDash just cause Rarity and Dash really do have almost no screen time together while Rarity and AJ have tons.

I still like it more than stuff that just has almost no chemistry whatsoever like AppleDash though.

>>25824599
second

>>25794885
Because she is white.

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>>25824968
Plenty of other reasons desu senpai

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>>25824968
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILT OF BEING RIGHT

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>>25826321
Oh, fuck. My heart.

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>>25826347
here's another

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Oh fuck it, here are some pastebins a few months old

>Darthricardo
http://pastebin.com/mrm03A29

>Homeless Rara Anon
http://pastebin.com/QF2bcKTm

>If Found Return To Rarity
http://pastebin.com/u/ReturnToRarity

And what I think it's the last thread not counting obvious clickbait nor prompts

>>25729937

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>>25826440
You're a good man.

>>25822518
>By the time you've almost reached your house, Rarity's chilled to the bone.
>Not that she's admitting it.
>You're leading the way, a hand resting protectively on her withers.
>Through her cape, you can feel her body being wracked by the occasional fierce shiver.
>She's either too proud to admit her discomfort, doesn't want to bother you with complaints, or is simply resolved to grit her teeth and bear through it.
>She was fairly damp with sweat and melted snow from the skating rink, and the wind had been picking up ever since you started your walk.
>As well, the sun was starting to descend into the hills, and the day was getting steadily colder.
>Damned winter, you could swear it wasn't past 3:00 PM.
>You could only assume that Celestia traded off seasons with Luna for some extra rest and relaxation.
>Finally, you get to your house, and hurriedly rush to get your frigid marefriend through the door.
>it's not terribly warm inside, by any means. Though your house is well insulated, there's no form of electric heating, and your fire had died down since you left this morning.
>You get Rarity bundled up in a blanket on the couch, her sniffling hurrying you to warm the house as fast as you could.
>Your assurances that you'll get the fire started and get her something hot to drink and eat are met with a wan smile, and you get to work.
>You grab some firewood from outside, and get to work getting a blaze started in your fireplace.
>"Here dear, let me help with that..."
>Rarity unbundles herself from her quilted nest, and surrounds the firewood in her aura.
>Sniffling almost the entire time, she quickly arranges and splits the wood with her magic, arranging the kindling into an immaculately put together pile.
>The sticks are even woven together in places, each piece alternating shapes and sizes in a simple pattern.
>Classic Rarity.

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>>25826321
>>25826440
God damn that hurts

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>mfw finally a good Rarara thread

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Posting best horse

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>>25826898
Took a while, didn't it?

>>25826717
>With another burst of light from her horn, the bundle of sticks ignite from within, and soon the room is bathed in the flickering glow of firelight.
>You make up a couple of cups of chocolate syrup, and put some water and stew you made the night before to boil in your fireplace cooking rack.
>Once that's been set, you join Rarity on the couch.
>Like all of your furnishings, it's a rustic, homely thing.
>Rarity's expressed time and time again that you should update your simple decor and old-fashioned furniture, but the homely charm has grown immensely on you.
>Besides, you were sure it was growing on her too, if only by a little.
>Rarity lifts up the blanket, and pats the spot next to her.
>Not needing any further encouragement, you get in under the covers with her, letting the fire bathe both of you in its warm glow as you hold her still-cold body close to yours.
>Wordlessly, she lifts herself onto your lap, holding herself close to you as your arms envelop her (see >>25826321)
>The two of you lay like this for a while, wordlessly sharing your warmth as her sniffling slowly subsides.
>Her muzzle starts nuzzling up against your head; cradling her cheek, you move your lips down to hers, and press against her gently.
>...
>Shit, that's not a good sound.
>Or smell.
>The pot you left above the fire is boiling over, dropping gobs of stew onto the fire and smoking viciously.
>How long have you been making out with Rarity again?
>You were certain it couldn't have been that long...
>Quickly, you jump out of your comfy couch cocoon to the sound of rarity's giggles, and tend to the mess of food in front of you.
>"That's my Anon~"

>>25794885
Because she is having a seizure.

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>>25827103
Love it lad

Think we can make this a regular thing without Rarawhore memesters shitposting it to death?

>>25827129
I'd like to. See >>25820075 , >>25819495 and >>25819973

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>Hearth's Warming
>A pony holiday filled with cheer, love, and warmth for all
>Except for you
>Anonymous
>You were living in a small cabin just along the border of Everfree Forest (It was all you could afford)
>Currently you were trying to drown Hearth's Warming in cider
>This wasn't working due to your naturally strong tolerance
"Fucking genes..."
>As you were about to fill your glass once more, your door received a knock
>Probably just a salesman
>Fuck it, nothing better to do
>You open it and there is Rarity, bundled and shivering
>She has saddlebags on
>Your surprise turns to slight worry
"Oh, Rarity. Come in. It's colder than shit out there."
>As she walks in she unbundles herself
>"Thank you, Anonymous. For letting me in. Try to clean up the language a bit, hm?"
>As she takes her saddlebags off, she jumps and reaches into her saddle bag
>"I almost forgot. A gift for you, darling!"

What is it, /mlp/?

Did I dun gud?

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>>25827268
You did gud. This thread is keeping me comfy on a cold winter night.

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Dress Horsey

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>>25827268
Rarity is the type that would always give you something she made herself. She's that one granny that gives you knitted sweaters.

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remember when Carnifex dropped in one of the older threads and stealthily drew a pic
good times

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I love how this artist draws her. HIIIIIIIIIPS

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She's way too pretty~

>>25827268
>As she pulls out a square object, you mull over what she said
>A gift? For you? She must be joking
>You were so lost in your thoughts that you didn't notice Rarity holding the gift out to you
>You take it in your hands gingerly
"Rarity, are you serious?"
>In response, She just looks at you with the biggest smile you've ever seen
>This makes you smile back
>You begin to unwrap the present
>And you pull out the gift, a sweater
>It would be considered an ugly sweater on Earth
>But you can tell it was hand-stitched
>Which seems hard to do with hooves
>You think of the effort that must have gone into creating your sweater
>You hug Rarity
"Thank you."
>Rarity is surprised at the sudden warmth
>"Well, you are certainly welcome, dear"
>You stand up and walk to the kitchen
"Do you want some breakfast? I made pancakes and coffee."
>She follows you
>"That sounds wonderful, I'll have to take you up on that."

>>25829149
gorgeous

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>>25830051
Off to a good start desu senpai

>>25829032
Yes. The artist is very good.

>>25830777
yes

>>25824968
truth

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>You make her a plate as she sits at your small table
>As you're serving her, you notice her mane is a bit desheveled and you leave to grab a brush
>When you return, brush in hand, Rarity has turned the formerly black coffee white, through a mix of creamer and sugar
>You see that she encapsulates all the pieces of pancakes she eats as to not drip syrup on her beautiful white coat
>You step up behind her and raise your brush as she comments
>"Anonymous, these are delicious! I'm normally not one for pastries but these are magnificent, darling!"
>Better not tell her they were from a box
>You begin brushing her mane as you respond
"Thanks Rarity, it means a lot, and...good lord, your mane is soft"
>Her mane felt like it was made from spider silk soaked in orphan tears
>"Why thank you, Anonymous. I try my best."
>You continue brushing
>You think about Rarity, and all she's done for you, and how you met
>As you recall how you met, you day dream about that day, occasionally coming back to Rarity's gorgeous mane

Sorry for slow updates lads. Should speed up soon.

>>25833202
looking forward to it

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>>25833202
pic very related

>>25833202
keep going

>>25833202
who told you to stop

>>25829050

Goofy Dress Horse.

>>25823703
Agreed. And it's completely obnoxious how much it's done to death.

And not just shipping, in the show too, it's like the writers pair them up because it's the easiest thing to write. It's lazy, really.

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>>25829050
Now that's a daki I'd get.

>>25834992
It's like when they pair her up with Spike, but only go for the "Reasonable character has to help the unreasonable one come down from histrionics" joke repeatedly. There's some interesting traits and deeper character development you could have between the two.

That being said, Rarijack isn't even that entertaining anymore and the ship is definitely overdone and one-note.

>>25794885

>>>/trash/

>>25835082
no u

>>25835046
It's even worse considering there is much more to do in the show. RariTwi has never been done in anything ever, and RariPie was only kind of in that Fluttershy episode. Why not an episode of Rarity teaching Twilight how to be "royal" of her mindset, and learn a lesson that way. (Though it'd be nice for Rarity to teach Twilight a lesson, but of course that Perfect Purple Pony Princess will never ever be put in such a position again.) Or maybe Rarity and Pinkie trying to plan a party.

>>25834992

Aren't they only really paired up in like 3 episodes though?

Cause that would just put them on pair with pair ups like Dash and Fluttershy, Dash and Pinkie and Pinkie and Twilight.

I actually really like Rarijack, I think they play off each other naturally very well and am not tired of the dynamic, but I do really want an episode where it's Rarity teaching APPLEJACK a lesson with Applejack clearly being the one in the wrong. Don't think we've ever really had that but we've had plenty of the other way around.

Really I think the only episodes Applejack is paired up with someone and she's the one in the wrong are the two where she got paired with Pinkie.

>>25835242
I'm not counting this up again because I'm tired, but yes, it's been done to death. Don't say "Only 3" because that doesn't count episodes that aren't centralized about them, like Trade Ya!, which does it again.

Also, "only 3", compare that to when each of the other Mane 6 gets one 1, except Twilight. So yes, even by that standard it's overdone.

>You had appeared in Equestria under unknown circumstances
>When you arrived you knew everythin except that you were in some sort of badlands and you had no idea how you got there
>That's when you saw her
>A glorious white unicorn, who you didn't know at the time
>That you had a strange attraction to for some reason
>You stood up and called out to her, only to get your foot stuck in some sort of over-sized gopher hole
>She looks at you and runs away screaming
>Well fuck, now people think you're a zoophile and a rapist...
>Wait a minute
"Holy shit, that was a screaming horse!"
>After you cleared that up with her, you quickly fell for Rarity
>It was a combination of the way she carried herself with her looks
>Those eyes and hips
>Your reminiscing caused you to comb Rarity's hair repeatedly
>You pull the brush away
>Now's your chance
"Hey Rare...uh, you got, uh, anypony t-to, uh, spend Hearth's Warming with?"
>Smooth
>Guess you're doomed to a lonely life in Equestria
>"No. I'd actually like to ask if you'd spend it with me, Anonymous."
>Wut
"Yes!"
>That came out louder than expected
"Uh, sure. What do you want to do for Hearth's Warming?"
>"Well, first we need to head to my shop. Poor Sweetie Belle has been alone this whole time."
>She wraps herself up in her winter gear and you grab your coat, taking a look at your top desk drawer, your "Emergency Drawer"
"Not today, old friend."
>You follow Rarity out the door

You guys liking it so far?

>>25835557
yes

>>25835557
noice

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Before bed bump

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Whoa this thread is still here? Great job everyone

>>25836931
That's just begging for edits.

>>25836931

Is WhiteDiamonds the single most commited shipper of ANYTHING in the fandom?

>>25837100
That has to be that Dislestia shipper. Can't remember their name...

>>25837100
WhiteDiamonds is a guarantee that you'll be getting a rarijack pic.
The only guy who I think is more dedicated to a ship is dm88 with flashlight.

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>>25824599
RariJack is popular because it's a weeaboo memeship created in 2011. If it weren't for the sleepover (aka Toradora rip-off) episode, it would never have gained virtue.

Applepie has more counted hugs then Rarijack and generally get along alot better but it's one of the least popular ship in the fandom.

All ponies are perfect

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:D

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>>25839086

>>25839097
Her looking at food makes me chuckle every time.

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>>25838725
You're silly, Anon

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>>25794885
Sometimes she's adorable!

>>25839155
dat horn wobble

>>25839125
no u

>>25839266
lub it

>>25838719

Rarijack didn't really get popular till like late 2013 or so though. Before that it was pretty mid tier and heavily overshadowed by AppleDash.

Pinkie for whatever reason just has no truly popular ships anymore. PinkieDash was huge in S1 and 2 then it kinda just died.

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>>25842110

>>25842110
SAAAUCEEEE

>>25842925
I would be an ass, but it's the holidays.

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-xieril

Honestly, just searched Rarity and corrupt and looked for it.

>>25842110

We need some green with Inspiration Manifestation Rarity.

Don't let thread die

What is your favorite Rarity episode?

>>25843705

>>25794885
Rarara a hoe!

>>25838719
>>25841073
Although lesbo shipping is retarded, since season 2 the writers have added tons of little background interactions between AJ and Rarity, because their dynamic fit more.

So you're correct in saying Rarijack started primarily from the sleepover episode, it's since gotten more "support" from the show.

>>25844852

It's only retarded in that it'll never happen in the show, but given the lack of male characters with importance other than Spike, the fact that the vast majority of popular ships are Lesbian ships makes a lot of sense. People would rather ship something when they care about both sides of it.

But yes it's true, Rarijack got more popular as their interactions in the show became more and more frequent in every season past the first, while some of the early ships like PinkieDash and to a lesser extent AppleDash (which is still very popular but not what it once was) declined as those characters who had lots of interaction in S1, interacted less as the series progressed.

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>>25844120
Suited for Success comes to mind as an always entertaining classic, Look Before You Sleep as well. But S5 was really generous with Rarity episodes, Rarity Investigates and Canterlot Boutique were both great episodes imo, with Made in Manehattan being solid as well.
I also liked Rarity Takes Manehattan. A lot of people have issues with it, but I feel with her, goddamn.

>>25845231

Rarity Takes Manehattan? I see that one on peoples top 5 or 10 of S4 list almost consistently. Not that many people must really have a problem with it.

>>25845282
Well, depends who you ask, probably. If you'll check the ranking thread going on right now (and the previous one), the episode is all over the place - in top 20, around 60 in the middle of the pack, but also 90 and lower quite often. In the previous thread there were 44 lists, and RTM was below 90 in 11 of them. That's far from consistent, sadly.

>>25845231

Rarity Takes Manehattan was voted top 25 on this very board last year dude, yeah it was a bit bellow a few other Rarity episodes but it's not even remotely unpopular, it actually beat Sweet and Elite (which I disagree with but whatever)

Now, Canterlot Boutique, that's one that is ontrack to be underrated, it's a damn solid episode but I see it on the lower half of peoples S5 list a lot, I think it just wasn't funny enough for a lot of people.

>>25845334

The Current list also has Rarity dominating everyone but Twilight and Luna and Sweetie in the episodes averaged apparently.

Frankly I don't think characters with less than 5 episodes should even be counted in the averages though.

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>>25845356
Oh hey you're actually right. Guess the shitposting after the episode aired stuck with me a bit too much, but still, as I said, there's a fair share of people who don't like/outright hate the episode.
And holy shit how could I've forgotten Sweet and Elite! I think I've rated that one as my top S2 episode back then. And fucking Sisterhooves Social! Goddamn there's too much GOAT Rarity episodes why is she so amazing.

Anyways I would love to continue this conversation later but currently it's 5 AM and I feel like I'll die if I don't get some sleep in me.

>>25845409
And Twilight even has a bit of an unfair advantage being the "main" character.

>>25845504

Also the fact that the 2 parters are counted as "Part 1 and Part 2" and most of them are Twilight focused skews it in her favor too.

Rarity Takes Manehattan apparently has dropped 33 spots in the average which is odd, actually every Rarity episode has dropped a bit compared to last year other than Suited for Success, I guess less Rarafags are doing it this time around... Look Before you Sleep dropped a lot too.

And despite this she's still dominating most of the Mane 6 once things are averaged out.

>>25845736

That's the problem with doing polls like this, you get even more selection bias than normal.

I mean currently you have Canterlot Boutique beating Tanks for the Memories, I happen to like CB more but looking around the fandom I can tell the reaction when Tanks aired was a lot more positive.

Fall Weather Friends is currently in the top 25, Fall Weather Friends is an episode practically no one ever talks about anywhere.

>>25845887
TFtM aired earlier in the season, when the hype was still high, so more people were around and actively talking about it. And discussion hardly happens after the first time and episode shows, just look at the rewatch threads

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>>25824165
i want rarity to violently dominate applejack with her magic.

>>25846011

We have rewatch threads?

Still though, Fall Weather Friends is not a top 25 episode, frankly the obvious bias this board has toward S1 shows there, stuff like Fall Weather Friends, Look Before you Sleep are not better than Rarity Takes Manehattan and Testing Testing 1 2 3.

>>25846760
People are probably on a nostalgia high, but didn't make it past rewatching S1 to maybe early S2, so I think the results might be a bit skewed.

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>>25845887
I feel like Fall Weather friends was one of those episodes that's never discussed because a)it aired so long ago, and discussion on it has all been said and done, and b)people's opinions on it are almost unanimously positive, so there's not much to talk about.

Also, I'm pretty surprised at how well this thread is doing. Gg, anons.

>>25847292

It's not a bad episode, but it's not even remotely top 25, it's really just middle of the road as far as the whole series is concerned IMO.

>>25847657

The people doing the poll this year just seem to be nostalgia crazy types or something, there's been a very weird shift of S1 episodes massively upward vs S3 and S4 episodes massively downward.

Does Spike being near Rarity still make Rarifags mad or have they gotten smart enough to realize they have interesting story potential together because of how their characters are?

>>25848657
Who and Rarity?

>>25848657
Spike ruins literally everything

>>25846760
We do. Every Saturday and Sunday and some Fridays as well there's a thread where we rewatch an episode, from the first one to the last, it's scheduled so that it lasts the guesstimated hiatus.

rarity could make me cum with just her voice

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>>25848672
>>25848707
Bit rude desu.

They are a shitty ship though, yeah.

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>>25849932
Did some one say DESU?!

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>>25850647

>>25848657

Rarity being around is literally the only thing that has made Spike episodes not be shit, so not really.

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If we're gonna make this thread a regular thing, we should start collecting links to greentexts to go on the original post.

Go ahead and share what you've got (even if it's your own, don't feel ashamed to self-advertise).

>>25804583
>>25826664

>>25851534

We should, we clearly have the numbers to make this a regular thing, I think we are probably being faster than some of hte other Mane 6 threads right now actually.

>>25851534
>anon takes rarity out to a jazz club
http://pastebin.com/CeBbcdHL

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>>25851534
Kind of looks like the same artist as pic related.

Also, I agree, let's collect some links. Kind of worried about the possibility of a new general turning into nothing but bumps, but dammit, I'm willing to help avoid that.

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>>25851628
It is a pretty distinct and bonerific artstyle.

>>25851650
Can't argue with that.

Rarity and Applejack as Panty and Stocking when?

>>25852013

With all the Rarijack there is out there, I am sure it has already been done.

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Rarishy is gud too

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Gift from the draw thread

>>25852604

Rarishy is cute but I can't help but think it'd end up kind of boring. Still im surprised it's not more popular, it's a fairly common dynamic and I think back in S1 Rarity outright called Fluttershy her "best friend" once. Aside from AppleDash which remains popular through WizardMagic despite them almost never interacting people just tend to go for the opposites attract ships I guess.

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look at that new captcha, this is comfy

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>>25852792
Yeah, Green Isn't Your Colour, as well as Filli Vanilli come to think of it, was great for Rarishy.

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>>25852792
They go together so well that it's almost too natural.

>>25853184

Wait which ship are your referring to? RariShy? Rarijack or AppleDash?

>>25852991

Castle-Mania as well, and they have random scenes in other episodes.

Rarity and Fluttershy have a dynamic kind of similar to Fluttershy and RD, with Rarity being the forceful one in the duo trying to help Fluttershy out of her shell. but Rarity is consistently shown to be more understanding and respectful of Fluttershy's issues and bounderies than RD basically since she unlike RD she has plenty of tact.

>>25824086
Not really. If she was a sex slave she might resent it, while I think as a butler she would sort of get off on the power and prestige.

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>>25853339
Rarity getting off on the power of her position as Luna's butler has some massive unf-inducing potential.

>>25853861

Majordomo Rarity has a nice ring to it.

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Rarity misses the Hub logo.

When did you realize the absolute truth that Rarity was best Horse?

For me it was around Dog and Pony Show.

>>25846069
>69
this...i need this.

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>>25855152
Had a hunch at Suited for Success, but the combo of Dog and Pony Show + Green Isn't Your Color settled it.

>>25852633
Well you can have it back.

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Goodnight bump.

I'll hammer out another installment for you guys tomorow

>>25788504

You guys should all go do the survey if you have the time, prop up our numbers some or just prop up whatever you want.

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>>25826154
i see you like slayer
i like slayer too

>>25858726

What would you if you turned around and Rarity was behind you?

>>25858939
realistically that would be pretty fucking terrifying, i was able to lucid dream of what a flesh and blood shot accurate rarity would look like. i wish i could forget it, it was horrifying.