ButtQuest! (the CYOA)

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>>25793055
Butts

>>25793055
wew

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>>25793111
>all those digits

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>>25793055

>"Hey. Kiddo. It's time. Yo usaid you wanted to get up after a bit of a nap, right?"
>Mom pokes your muzzle a few times before you lazily flail your hooves at the offending appendage.
>You slowly wake up and blink your eyes clear of any sleepies

>With a yawn and a stretch, you hop out of your seat and onto your hooves.

>You take a quick check of your inventory before you begin...

===

>Buttoculars
Critical tool for scouting butts. Using this will give you the difficulty of the touch as well as other important touching related information.

>Cardboard Construct Scroll
A gift from Selena down the street. Summons a cardboard box of a certain kind. She said it was incredibly tanky.

>Joyboy
A handheld game that you can use to pass the time. Normally these run out of batteries, but mom got you special magic ones. The game inside is 'Equestrian Odyssey Untold: The Centennial Filly.' It's super hard!

>Gropeling Hook
A more clandestine tool of the touching trade. Comes with a length of rope and a metal hand that can hook onto targets from afar.

>Lollipop Bag
While dad didn't give you his unending lollipop, he gave you something just as good. Always holds three lollipops, but they only reload after one is finished. Luckily, you like chewing them.

>Clancy
A gun given to Griz by Penacriss, his father. Fires powerful tranquilizers that render targets hit unconcious in a matter of seconds. Varies in effectiveness.

>Snaps
A trap given to Griz by his mother, Gisela. Meant as a means to one up the father, it really doesn't do much other than incapacitate a target.

===

>With your inventory checked, you look up and down the train car.
>Seems quiet enough
"Mom, what time is it?"

>"I'd figures its about time to get a watch, Quickie."
"Gee, thanks."
>"I'm messin' with ya kidd. It's about 5ish"

>Gives you a bit of time to socialize.
>...Or play video games.
>What's your plan?

>>25793140
YAY SOCIALIZATION

>>25793055

I want to fuck the poni teacher so bad

>>25793140
Cast social on the edgeponers!

>>25793140
Who's actually on the train with us?
Go to the food cart and see if anyone else is there.

>>25793174
Sure

>>25793140
We still need to find out if softy is a goy or a grill

>>25793140
Go recruit raiden.

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>>25793196
>You htink about getting your classmates in on the game
>Since it's all fun and games, they can't possibly cause any porblem!
>Not to mention it could prove to be a good distraction if they go after small fries...

>Still, you think about the adventure group's positon on the train.
>They are probably near the front, thanks to Mister Luck's affluent background
>Guess it pays to be a business owner.

>Behind them is probably Shell Shock's group

>Then finally, Ice Cold's party is likely in the next car up, just by virtue of elimination.

>You also think about your homework assignment.
>The only reason why you were so excited about the trip was because your assignment for the trip is to talk to the Princesses
>The perfect cover for butt touching shenanigans.

>You move to the next car and have a look around.

>Aside from the drink cart traveling slowly down the aisle, nopony really stands out
>That is, until you see Ice Cold in her seat with the rest of her group.
>Sickle is napping
>And Tara is playing a video game.

>Just as you are about to make a move, you hear a voice behind you
>"Ahem."

>What's the plan?

>>25793402
Uh, hello Mr. Patches.

>>25793402
Say hi. You're here to talk to your classmates about what they'll do on the trip.

>>25793402
"I wasn't thinking about touching their butts I swear"

>>25793402
>>25793432
I mean, theoretically these kids or our friends (or at least form part of our friend group), and we just want to talk to them.

No need to be faggot about it.

>>25793402
Just passing through, sir!

>>25793402
activate cuddle passive.

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>>25793517
>passive
>activate

>>25793402
Ask him to turn around and then touch his butt.

Where is Griz? we need him on distraction duty.

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>>25793426
>>25793432

"Uh... Hi Mister Patches."
>Hes rates at you with death in his eyes
>Er
>Eye.

>"...Hello."

>The two of you stand there, staring at each other awkwardly.

>>25793439
"I wasn't thinking about touching their butts, I swear."
>"I should hope so. Nopony touches a hair on Icee's head."
"Wow. Uh. Most ponies do a double take on that kind of sentence. Like a, 'wait what?' kind of deal."
>"I'm not most ponies."

>The two of you stare at each other a bit more.
>"Did you need something."
"U-Uh.. I..."

>>25793432
>>25793478

"I just wanted to TALK to your daughter and her friends. That's all, really! I want to know what assignment they are doing for class."
>"Okay."

>You find yourselves standi-
>"Move. Now."
"Right! Right, uh..."

>You find a small alcove to jam yourself into to allow him to pass.
>You notice the unicorn has several items in his grip.
>A coffee, a box of juice, an energy drink, and...
>...Is that a beer?

>Do they serve those on trains?

>Huh.

>You slip yourself out of the alcove after Mr. Patches passes by.

>You look ahead.
>Seems like the other classmates are further ahead
>Did you still want to ask Icee about her assignment
>Or maybe something else?

>>25793402
Wonder if Icee got any physical weaknesses from her mom.

>>25793677
If we ask for Icee I'm feeling we'll get her whole posse too.

Personally I'm more interested to see if Soft Serve came on the trip or not.

>>25793677
no we are not asking every mare to join our butt quest.

>>25793677
Emo group is lame.
Go to the nest train car.

>>25793665
Don't look too closely.
Keep moving.
QUICKLY.

>>25793773
Just leave them alone

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>>25793677
that's too bad

>>25793738
>not establishing the Legion of Butt-Touch
Come bruv.

>>25793789
that's clearly already a thing in this verse.
We're just not having them join our team.

>>25793665
Start talking with them, but don't go straight to our plan.

>>25793785
When did Patches become a hardass?

>>25793789
Its a sacred ritual passed from friend to friend.
We can't let just anyone join us.

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>>25793785
>get caught
>Griz appears out of nowhere and tries to intervene with the gun
>fires off until his ammo runs dry
>it's absolutely useless on Patches

>>25793835
Where is Griz anyway?
Is he with us or did he stay behind?

>>25793844
Griz is still sleeping, because he is our precious baby, and we cannot afford to wake the baby

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>>25793844
Griz is still asleep with JoJo.
You can go get him if you want.

>>25793750
>>25793773
>>25793778
>>25793783

>You move on to the next train, making sure to ignore Icee's group.

>You come across Shelly's group in the middle of a card game.
>Up ahead is the snack cart, and the pony operating it seems to be giving different passengers foodstuffs.

>What would you like to do?

>>25794055
Is the pony a mare?

>>25794055
Go for the food if it's free

>>25794055
What's wrong Mr. Iceon?

>>25794055
Gar has no game

>>25794088
They're playing poker and he can't math.

>>25794055
Spectate card game.

>>25794101
But he's a manager, that's not possible. Who promoted this fuck?

>>25794105
Spectate card game from behind Mr. Icean. Make negative and positive noises randomly.

>>25794055
We must keep going forward!
Also grab a snack cause snacks are good

>>25794055
Is Hothead behind amber?

>>25794055
Tell mr. iceon he's getting macked on by some 10 year olds

>>25794113
Looks like they don't need help beating Gar.

>>25794069
You talking about dawn?
She is a mare

>>25794144
No, I was talking about the pony pushing the cart. Sorry for not making it more clear. Whoops.

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>>25794164
>The pony tending the food cart appears to be a younger mare.
>>25794118
>You go ahead pick up a carrot from the snack cart.
>You decide against ogling the cat lady's butt for now and instead return to Shelly's group.

>>25794122
>You look at the table.
>It seems that Hothead, Dawn, Shell Shock, and Mr. Iceon are playing Big 2.
>Mr. Iceon is not doing well.

>He signs and shakes his head
>"Pass"

>You decide to get into the empty seat behind him and watch him like a guardian an-
"Oooh, bad card."
>"H-Hey, what? Don;t look at my cards!"

"Chill out, Mr. Iceon, I- Oh why didn't you put down that pair? You coulda wiped with that."
>"Honey? Please tell your friend to stop backseat gaming!"

>Shelly looks up at you and smiles
>"Oh! Hey Quick Fix. How's your mom?"
"Same as always. She still hasn't paid for train tickets."
>"Figures as much. So what's up? Here to call me a colt again?"
"You aren't?"

>The table, including Shelly takes it all in stride, sharing a chuckle.
>Even Dawn, who doesn't look nearly as imposing when she's not staring intently.

>"But really, Quickie, what's up?"
"Oh, just watching Mr. Iceon get styled upon by ten year-olds."
>"H-Hey! I'm just not good at card games, alright! I got a bad hand, is all!"
"Nah, I saw your cards, you coulda won like four times. How'd you get to be a manager?"
>"He's got a point, dad." Shelly adds
>"Honey! C'mon..."

>In any case, they continue their game.
>They seem to be up for talking.

>What's your next action?

>>25794287
Time to act like our mama taught us.
Offer to help him do better.
For a small fee.

Ask about what they're doing once we get to Canterlot

>>25794287
Ask if Hothead wants to join our quest. Ask them if they know if Soft Serve came on the trip since the E's kinda dissolved.

>>25794287
Ask what they are planning to do in Canterlot.

>>25794287
Can I touch your daughter's butt?

>>25794321
This
We should also check if chili is still in the back

>>25794336
>lets go all the way back

no. We still need to check on the next car first

>>25794321
>all these weak ass attempts to get ponies on our quest.

At least put some effort in.

>>25794346
Of course

>>25794362
What do you want from me man? Ask him if he wants to feel up chicks? Touch royal tuchie? If you got any better ways of doing so, go right ahead.

>>25794346
But we can still check on him later right?

>>25794405
Sure, Anon. I'm just as interested in what he's up to as you are. Just hope it turns out to be something nefarious and not boring.

>>25794133
For the record, we have a child reference.

http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/butts/25785061#navbar

>>25794426
Out of all of these which one do you think is the most unbelievable or just crazy?

>>25794536
Emerald and Sundance.

>>25794536

I think Shell Shock is the cutest

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>>25794334
"Can I touch Shelly's butt?"
>"You WHAT?!"
"That got your attention."

>>25794306
"Y'Know Mr. Iceon, you can still win this..."
>"I- I can?"
"Oh yeah, sure. You just need to..."

>You lean over the edge of the seat to get a better angle on Mr. Iceon
"...Pay for my professional consultation services."

>The table goes quiet
>Shell Shock leans over to give you an inquisitive look
>"Quickie, are you serious? You been taking lessons from your mom or something?"

>Very quietly, you hear Mr. Iceon mutter to himself
>"...How much?"
>Shelly hears this though, and presses against the table with her hooves.
>"REALLY DAD?!"
>"It was a j-joke honey, honest!"

>Under his breath, he whispers to you
>"I'll get you an apple if you win this game."
>"Quickie, don’t..!”
>Shelly wags her hoof at you, trying to keep you from intervening.

>You shrug at her and give a shit-eating grin
"Eh, we'll see."

>You turn to Hothead, who is currently donning his best poker shades.
>>25794321
“Hey Hothead! You wanna touch butts with me and Griz?”
>”You what?”
“Butts. Touching. You want in?”

>He removes his shades and slicks his hair back for emphasis
>”Heck yeah! I’ll-“

>Dawn interjects
>"Ponies that don't want to get touched shouldn't get touched. Mom says so."
>Dawns gaze falls onto Hothead

>Huh.
"So you want in, Hothead?"
>You look at him and find that he's visibly shaken at Dawn's response.
>"I-I uh... Probably have to do homework... Sorry dude."

"Speaking of which, Griz and I gotta be talking to the Princesses about why they called the Summit. What assignment did you guys get?"

>Shelly takes point on this one
>"We gotta go ahead and talk to the Royal Guard about how they serve the crown. Seems like every assignment is getting an interview of some kind with somepony important."

>Now what should we do?
>Should we help Mr. Iceon?
>Look for someone else?
>Or did you have other plans?

>>25794600
Make it two apples.

>>25794600
help gar.

>>25794600
Next group.

Tell shelly we'll abstain from helping in exchange for a butt-touch.

>>25794600
Make it bits Mr. Iceon and we have a deal.

The difference is that Jolly would probably help him THEN demand payment.

A parent on the take could be useful, even if its this one.

>>25794659
That's like, negative points.

>>25794690
There's no rule in the books that forbids it!

>>25794699
There is a difficulty rank.
Freely giving the booty gives no points.
Plus her dad is right there.
What do you think will happen?

>>25794739
We would have earned it. And what's Gar going to do to stop us?
Maybe if Whispen was here.

>>25794600
Ask what Shelly offers in opposition to her dad? Let's get a bidding war going.

>>25794659
No.
We have gotta be subtle.

>>25794600
Hold the apple. But your daughter's butt is all mine to touch

Man at this rate we are gonna get the grounded and get the bad end.

>>25794754
>>25794795
There's no point to it right now. It would provide any points and there are no official witnesses.

>>25794758
This.

>>25794600
Go for the bidding war. No butt touching, it's not the time nor place.

>expecting "hey bby can I touch ur butt" to work

Come on guys

>>25794839
It's a butt dude. Give me one reason not to touch it

>>25794921
Shit points. Our mom would be very ashamed.

>>25794921
Kids these days.
So obsessed with the points.
Back in my day, it was about the SPIRIT of butt-touch!

>>25794921
>consensual butt-touching
I mean that'd be nice, but we're professionals.

>>25793679
She probably inherited the Hemophilia. Too bad we will probably never talk with her since she is the leader of the edge group.

>>25794928
>we only have a limited number of touches
>better not get points that are right there
Even better, if she says no, we can still go for it for mad points.

>>25794921
cus we don't want to get into trouble before we even get to canterlot.

>>25794974
That sounds like you have shit confidence in yourself.

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===

You don't have a limited number of touches.
Free touches are just that, free.
Touching extra butt is not inherently detrimental, but be careful...

===

>>25794628
>>25794616

"Alright, back to business."
>You roll around on top of the bench
>"Quickie what are you-

"So, Mr. Iceon, about our previous arrangement."
>"You'll do it?"
"Nah. Bump that up to two apples and I might reconsider."
>"What? That's robbery! I don't have to-"

>You shrug
"Guess you want to continue getting rekt, Mister Iceon."
>He holds his hoof out, desperation leaking from his mouth
>"Wait, I mean I-"

>"Don't do it Quickie! I'll give you a bag of baby carrots and a cupcake if you ignore him!"
>"Honey, why?!"
>"BECAUSE I'M GONNA WIN THIS POT, DAD!"

"So the bidding war begins! Let's hear some offers!"

>You continue dangling between the two.

>"Three apples!"
>"A mango, cupcake, and a bag of carrots!"
>"Box of orange juice from the cart!"
>"Six pack of Applesauce!"
>"Head of lettuce!"
>"Grilled Fish!"
>"Honey, that's MY dinner!"
>"And you'll LOSE IT!"

>You may have gone a bit far.

>What's the verdict?

>>25794989
We'd literally be asking while standing next to her father.

>>25795005
The mango, cupcake, and bag of carrots takes it.
It's the dessert mostly.

>>25795005
I don't even know who's bid is who's.

>>25795013
>asking
That is not how pro butt touch works, anon.

>>25795005
That cupcake is a hard offer to overcome. Plus, getting stuff to do nothing is always a sweet deal.

>>25795036

>"Three apples!"
gar
>"A mango, cupcake, and a bag of carrots!"
shell shock

>"Box of orange juice from the cart!"
gar
>"Six pack of Applesauce!"
shell shock

>"Head of lettuce!"
gar
>"Grilled Fish!"
shell shock

>"Honey, that's MY dinner!"
gar
>"And you'll LOSE IT!"
shell shock

>>25795042
This is true. Just accept the highest offer from Shelly and take it later.

>>25795005
Who made what bids?

>>25795044
Shell Shock wins with the mango, cupcake, and carrots bit.

>>25795044
Box is supposed to read "crate"

gar isn't THAT stupid

>>25795044
Whisper in Gar's ear that we'll help him if we can touch his ____ butt

>>25795044
yeah Shell shock won the bid.

Go with Gar but tell him that a day might come when we'll need a favour.

>>25795083
Oh my. Being owed a favour is a powerful thing.

>>25795105
Nah, we don't need any drug dealers offed.

>>25795056
This.

>>25794951
Actually thinking about it, I think Icee is the secret hidden boss fight that is secretly harder than the real final boss in terms of butt touchiness.

>Inherited her mother's personality and small figure, but probably her father's athletic and no nonsense attitude.
>Has a posse of loyal edge slaves and her observant Father who already suspects us on our holy quest. Icee probably knows too because of us molesting our teacher right in front of the whole class (and probably told her father).
>Has double reasons to not let us near her. Her pride and dignity along with her Hemophilia.
>Probably inherited at least some of her mother's skill in magic since two unicorn parents, so she must have a shield spell and can probably throw magic needles to pin us in place.

Celest/Luna may be important figures with the ass that weighs more than the sun/moon along with a guard force, but we have the element of surprise on her. Not only are they unaware unlike Icee, they probably wouldn't even really ever consider a colt would have the balls enough to motorboat them. So if we get her in the perfect position it will be easy to just go in for the kill. Icee on the other hand wouldn't be beat by the element of surprise even assuming we could get her Father and her posse away from her, then she can and will defend herself.

She is like Sans. 1 HP. 1 DEF. 1 ATK. But nearly untouchable and will rekt us unless we come prepared.

>>25795124
"You take one more step, you're gonna have a butt time."

Maybe she's our rival, and she too, seeks for butt-touch supremacy.

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>>25795045
>>25795031
>>25795042
>>25795056
>>25795080

>You gulp down anotherm outhful of carrots.
"Sorry buddo, but I align to the highest bidder."

>"Uhg... Bought out by my own kid..."
"She's quite the shark, though."

>You scored a pretty suck haul, but unfortunately, you only have enough space for one item
>Which one do you keep, if any?

>Once you have decided, what's your next move or question?

>>25795373
Keep the cupcake. Give the rest to gar.

>>25795373
Eat the mango and carrots on the spot, keep the cupcake.

>>25795382
I like this idea.
It seems human and can still get Gar on our side.

>>25795373
Eat the cupcake, do whatever with the carrots, keep the mango.
That mango is gonna be a great bribe against bats.

>>25795373
give gar the mango.

>>25795424
Help the poor reformed racist.

>>25795424
Agreed. We'll have his loyalty

Give Gar something that isn't the cupcake.

>>25795424
"So you wouldn't too upset if I tried to touch your daughter's butt now, right?"

>>25795509
We don;t have to touch it, but please ask it. I want to see if he's sell his daughter's ass for a fruit

>>25795516
>We don't have to touch it
This is butt touch. And a great opportunity to go up against a high difficulty, low risk target if Gar agrees. He or Hothead can even grade us.

>>25795640
That you don't get me kicked off the trip for touching Shell's butt.

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>>25795424

>You scarf down the bag of carrots and swallow hard
>Gotta love that crunch

>You look over at Mr. Iceon, who is quite morose.
>Honestly, it makes you feel kinda bad.
>While you got Mom's buisness sense, you aren't her level of profitmaking just yet.

"Mr Iceon?"
>He looks at you and sniffs
"Here- Take this. I can't carry it anyway."

>You hand him the mango, and his eyes light up
>He licks his lips, and in a shuddering voice inquires:
>”R-Really?”

>You take it back for a moment, much to Mr. Iceon’s dismay.
“Well… I have one condition…”
>He leans in and whispers to you
>”What do you want to rob me of now, you little degenerate?”

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>>25795676
>>25795509

"Well..."
"I wanna touch Shelly's butt. I'll give you the mango is you keep your peace. Dealio?"

>He is at first completely shocked
>But his expression of offense turns into one of deliberation
>REALLY DEEP deliberation
>Man is he seriously-
>”Just… One touch?"
>GEEZE HE IS!

"Just a touch." you reply, a smile spreading across your face
>"And it's Shelly's butt?"
"That's the idea"

>"Dad, what?!"
>Shelly scrambles over you, completely flabbergasted at her Dad.
>"W-What did you just tell him?”
>”N-Nothing honey, I swear!”
>Mr. Iceon eyes the mango with misty eyes
>And Shelly just continues shaking him, yelling various things about his business decisions so far.

>As for Dawn and Hothead…
>They’re watching, waiting and-
>Where did Dawn get the popcorn?

>Anyway, Shelly is distracted, and so is Mr. Iceon.
>If Iceon cracks, Shelly’s gonna be mad…
>Then again, it's just kinda... right in your face.

>What’s your next move?

>>25795711
Touch the butt!

>>25795711
Touch the butt, give gar the mango. leave.

>>25795711
I was gonna suggest we cup a cheek in our hooves, but if it's right in our face...

>>25795758
Maybe a lick? For maximum butt-touch points?

>>25795762
If we only get one touch, we better make it count. Make it a lick right in between both cheeks.

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>>25795678
What is this

>>25795793
what is it

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>>25795721
>>25795739
>>25795758
>>25795776

>You seize your treasure in both hooves
>You have butt one touch
>Better make it count

>You lick your lips...

>>25795925
MAKE IT HAPPEN

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>>25795925
Do it.

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>>25795925

>You stick your tongue out and place it flush between Shelly's cheeks
>"What are you-OOOOOOOH!"

>And drag it up between her cheeks
>...
>Kinda tastes how you would expect Betty's smell to taste like
>That gets you thinking
>Maybe Betty was getting her butt touched?
>Every girl that has gotten it touched so far has given off a smell like hers.

>Well, not as strong or nice, that's for sure.

>You flick your tongue at teh end of the lick
>And Shelly shudders from the sensation

>"Q-Q-Quicky wh-what are you doing?!"

>Dawn and Hotheads jaws both drop
>Dawn even drops her popcorn, a blush flashing over her face.

>You hear Griz's voice
>"Dang! What an ANIMAL! That's gotta be a B, at LEAST!"

>Griz points to Mr. Iceon
>"Nice tough bribing her 'guard' too. Might help out when we get off, later"

>You hear a very angry unicorn mare's voice growling your name
>"GGGGGRRRRRR, QUICKIE..."

>You remove your fae and look to see
>Oh geeze.

>>25795990
She had a little icing on her haunches.

>>25795990
Give a compliment

>>25796078
This.

pausing

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>>25796100

>>25796100
>You could have sword
well then get sword

>>25796127
Please obtain sword.

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>>25796042

"Thought I saw icing."
>Hothead starts chuckling, and Dawn averts her gaze

>>25796078
>>25796092
"Tasted something way better though"
>Shelly's completely stunned for all of two seconds before her embarrassment turns to abject rage
>"YOU DAMN PERVERT QUICKIE!"

>You see her thigh twitch, and you reflexively roll your head to the side
>Only to feel the air of a well-placed and very painful looking kick

"Hey, it was a compliment!"
>"That's not cool Quickie! You can't j-just lick a filly there!"

"What, it's not like fillies poop anyway, I-"

>The train car rumbles slightly
>Your antics cease entirely.
>Everyone instead sits quietly and waits

>Then the cars rumble once again
>Mr. Iceon in a shaky voice reassures everypony
>"It's probably nothing kids, it'll"

>From the next car up, you can hear crashing and yelling
>You could have SWORN you heard a yell of "JUSTICE!" somewhere in the muffled chaos.

>What's the plan?

>>25796143
Use the chaos to our advantage and escape to the next car.

Obtain sweet sword while dashing to the next car.

>>25796143
Sneaki beeki out of there to the car filled with JUSTICE

>>25796143
Make sure to give Gar the mango he deserves before going anywhere.

>>25796143
investigate justice

>>25796143
Thanks, Dad.

>>25795990
>>You hear Griz's voice
>>"Dang! What an ANIMAL! That's gotta be a B, at LEAST!"
had me a giggle m8

>>25796143

Calmly tell everyone that we'll go check it out and report back. Doing this might save us a butt kicking from the prettiest colt on the train for our actions.

>>25796143
Stuff the mango in Gar's mouth then head towards what must surely be intense butttouching action.

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>>25796143
Give GARcher the mango.

Also what the fuck is this quest, and why is Archer here?

>>25796143
Fuck sake guys you are going to get us kicked out before we get to the actual quest.

>>25796927
What are you talking about? Everything is just dandy.

>>25796953
Only because she is a little filly.
You guys need to be more subtle.

>>25796143
>"That's not cool Quickie! You can't j-just lick a filly there!"

"What? You gonna to let me lick it more than once if I ask permission next time? You didn't seem to mind till I stopped."

>>25796980
Nonsense, we haven't failed once yet!
Clearly, our plans are flawless.

>>25796980
>subtle
That's how you get shit points, anon.

>>25797010
you get no points for getting caught anon

>>25796143
Apoligize to our somewhat rused friend before making off to the JUSTICE car. She didn't deserve the embarrassment, but we certainly deserved the touch.

>>25797124
Maybe you should just get gud instead of getting worried.

>>25797636
Gotta pick better targets if you want to get gud.

So do you think hothead was just intimidated by Dawn when he backed out of joining us or does he have a bit of a crush on her?

>Circlejerking over Gar
>"kek, mangoes :P"
I see this CYOA has already been swarmed by batfags.

>>25798741
yes

>>25798741
Or he doesn't want his legs broken.

>>25798823
That's the "intimidated" part genius.

Did someone get quads or is Easy Ride forcefully boarding the train to hang with her kid?

>>25799096
Guess we'll have to see.

>>25796143
thats a pretty revealing and lewd angle to be looking at

>>25796143
>No lewd version

>>25799096
>"This was kinda like my first hit I ever did."
>"Though it was a lot more boring."

>>25793055
Have a bump.

So what does this quest do
Aside from butts

>>25800333

And what a bump that was..

Tbh didn't expect "butt touch" quest to turn out into a cunninlingus quest so fast..

>>25800518
>not having both

>>25797574
This. See if we can give her a heartfelt hug too.

>>25800547

Hard to do the latter without the former desu..

>>25800518
I don't even read these parts, I'm here just for comedy.

>>25800626
Would you like to skip to the final day and avoid all butts until we reach Luna only to give her a little babby tap?
The joyboy lets us skip to whatever time we want, and Luna is the primary and technically only objective that matters.

rip thread

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These are hardly touches.
No complaints here.

thred is kil

page ten ayy

I want to pinch Shelly's dock

>>25796143
Get back from your job at McDonald's and write b-baka...

Billying you

because i am dedicated to bringing you the best railroading experience on the market, butts will be running tomorrow.

Grillby, Raiden, and Iron Ore are in the car ahead. Make plans.

GOT A BUMP WITH OP'S NAME ON IT

beb

bum

OP must have not been in a butt touching mood last night

this butt adventure is great! we need to touch as many butts as we can.
because it's not the quality but the quantity if we're talking about points.

>>25809514
>not going for SSS on high target Booty
Quality Booty touching is way better than quantity.

>>25805161
We need to be good friends with Orrie even if she doesn't join out buttouch quest. Not only is she tough but her dad is a guard.

>>25808549
how can you ever stop?

we need a butt in our lap RIGHT NOW!!!

Bumps.

Butt

pumb

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>>25796585
>"Wh-what was taht?"
>"Was that Orrie?"
>"Wasn't she supposed to-"

>You push yourself away fro mteh booth and begin enacting your master plan

"Don't worry everypony, I'll check it out. I have expereince with danger!"
>Mr. Iceon, suddenly remembering that he is indeed an adults
>"Wait a second, I should go. It's not safe for-"

>You jam the mango into his mouth, muffling his protests
"Thank you for your patronage!"

>You scurry to the door leading to the next cabin while Shelly fumbles with her dad clogging up the booth
>"QUICKIE!!!!"

>>25814697
Lick a bitch once and she gets obsessed with you.
Typical.

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>>25814697

>You apprach the cabin door.
>On the other side, you hear shouts and crashes just like before

>You open the door slowly and peek inside.
>You quickly close it again as a stray metal object slams against the door.

>Seems like if you go inside, you'll need to move quickly and close the door behind you.
>Just as well, as it looks like Dawn is approaching you. but for what, you cannot say.

>What's the plan?

>>25814697
Combat roll into the next car.

>>25814755
Rush inside and take cover behind a booth.

>>25814755
Go in and watch Raiden zandatsu motherfuckers.

>>25814755
Start the fast
The other guy probably wants to fast with us so let him follow you

>>25814798
>him

>>25814755
Let's see what Dawn has to say.
With Sundance strength and Emerald's intelligence, they'd be a pretty stronk partner.

>>25814780
>"My sword is a tool of justice."
>"JUSTICE!"
>"Shut up Orrie."

>>25814755
I'm gonna say don't let Dawn catch us since we like having legs.

Better move in quickly, close the door behind us, and take cover behind something.

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>>25814803
Shit, man
I don't know

>>25814805
>Getting the benefits of both parents instead of the weaknesses of both
That's not how cyoa genetics works.

Also, she's probably going to hit us. Being Sundance's kid and all.

>>25814805
But we would like our legs to stay unbroken.

>>25814755

Well considering Dawn told us not to do what we did, she's likely going to want words with us about it, but if that's the case we can just tell her that now isn't really the appropriate time.

Unless she wants us to touch her butt too.

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>>25814761
>>25814772
>>25814780
>>25814798
>>25814826

>You take a deep breath and steel yourself
>You have no idea what's in there
>But if Orrie, Raiden, and Grillby are involved
>Something is going to die.

>You burst into the room and are immediately met with a flash of intense heat
>As well as several projectiles.
>You leap into cover behind some seats and cup your hooves over your ears

>Soon the onslaught stops, leaving the car a bit quiet before you hear a voice you haven't heard before
>"I dunno why you kids are tryna stop me, but you're messing with the wrong mare!"

>Orrie's voice calls out, channeling the intellect and grace one would expect from a Royal Guard's kid.
>"NUH UH! Your FACE is messing with the wrong mare!"
>Alright.

>You peek out over the seat to see what the commotion causers are doing an-
>HOLY MOLEY
>WHY IS THAT MARE ON FIRE?!

>...
"Grillby, what the heck are you doing? Where's your dad?"
>He shrugs and points over to a quivering mass in one seat over
>"Dad was never good at this fighting business. He's just taking a breather. Anyway, want a drink?"

>A stray metal object clanks around above you and you duck for cover once again.
>"I just need to find ONE colt, and I'll be on my merry way!"
>"You'll steal nopony today, VILLAIN!" Orrie interjects, slamming her rocky hooves on the ground."

>You're not much for fighting yourself
>You're strong, but you just don't want to be killing anything.
>...

"Grillby, why are they standing like that? Aren't you going to help them?"
>"Nah, they've got a full party and they're just planning their turn."
"Huh?"

>"Give her the Soup Periscope Orrie!" Grillby calls out, laughing at his joke
>"Just let 'em be. That drink offer is still valid, by the way."

"Uh huh."

>What's the plan?

>>25815059

This is an interesting opportunity gentleman. We have the chance to calm her down a bit by telling her what we know about her son, potentially stopping something horrible happening to him with the correct persuasion and dialogue, and managing to solve a potentially violent situation with diplomacy.
Consider this carefully, because if she causes too big of a ruckus on the train, we could be late to the summit and fail to get to Luna’s butt in time. Also how awesome do we look managing to talk down a super villain?
The MAJOR benefit to all this, is imagine how amazing it would be to have a supervillain to help us with our goal? She could probably create one hell of a distraction for us at the summit, giving us time to get that booty score.

>>25815059
He's in the back.

>>25815059
>>25815071
Disregarding how quickly this guy wrote this up, he does have a point.

If we help Road Rage find her son, we could probably call in a very useful favor.

>>25815096

Do we actually know where he is?

>>25815059
Ask if she's Chili Pepper's mother.

>>25815059
>>25815071
touch her butt

>>25815123
Lets just assume we know that.

Ask Orrie to stall for us and go grab her son.

>>25815122
He got on in the back of the train, and we haven't passed him, so he must be further back.

>>25815071
>>25815096
>>25815102
>interrupting Orrie and Raiden's fight
Sure, you possibly get a favor from Easy, but you also risk upsetting the two fighters.

>>25815122
Well we haven't seen him in the other cars right?

>>25815140
I think they'll understand when they find out Easy was looking for her son.

>>25815140
but if she spends all her AP talking to us, Raiden can save to 6.

>>25815128
We could get delayed in the other cars.

>>25815140

Assuming Orrie and Raiden could win that fight, a fight by the way that puts them in the wrong. It's a parent looking for her child, and they are treating her like a kidnapper.

The situation shouldn't come to a fight if they really want to be heroes.

>>25815150
[whimpering hair pone in the distance]

I just realized the metal thing that hit the door was her wrench.

>>25815163
Good work, Anon.

>>25815059
Are you Chili's mom?

>>25815185

>Are you Chili's mom?

Should probably throw in.

Guys stop trying to kill Chili's mom!

>>25815059
If they already have a full party we should ask Grillby to join our quest.

>>25815369
Full party=2

It was a joke on hijack combat.

>>25815388
No shit Sherlock

>>25815426
Apparently >>25815369 didn't get it.

>>25815059
I want to see Orrie's insane defense stats.

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>>25815185
>>25815232
>>25815123

>Griz burst throug hteh door and ducks behind some chairs
>"Geeze Dawn really needs to- Hey Quickie! What's up? Who's this hothead?"

>You take another peek above the seats at the villain
>Between her smashing etherial shoves and missing Raiden with her wrench, you can make out a certain something that seems familiar...
>...
>No way.

"Geeze. Hey Griz, remember the rumor about Chili's mom?"
>"What, that shes' some kinda ex-supervillain?"
"I-I think this might be Chili's mom."
>He thinks a minute, tapping a claw to the bridge of his beak
>"Hmmmm.... My god, that's genius!"
"Huh?"
>"Think about it! You got a supervillain's kid in your class! How do you hide ? Make them as non assuming as possible! It's DIABOLICAL!"

>You don't want this to go on any longer than it should
>The train getting wrecked is probably going to prevent any decent touching for the weekend.

>You sit above the seats and cup the sides of your mouth and yell as loud as you can.
"HEY, ARE YOU CHILI PEPPER'S MOM!?"

>The villain breaks from her relative trance and looks in your direction
>"I- You know- "
>She fumbles her words for a bit before sighing dejectedly

>"Is it THAT obvious?"
>Griz assures her
>"Yes. Yes i-"
>A wrench flies towards his head and takes his cap off.
>All you hear from Griz is a yelp before he shrinks behind you

>You're about to talk to her again when you notice something
>Raiden's gone missing
>You could have sworn that he was right next to Orrie when-

>A puff of smoke appears in the corner of the room, revealing Raiden
>You can swear you seem him mouth a strange word
>"Zan-..."

>Chili's mom is still fixated on you and without a weapon
>She's defenseless!

>What do we do?

>>25815439
>>25815426
was
>>25815369
you retard.

>>25815467
Use the butt grappling hook thingy to grab him.

>>25815467
ZANDATSU!!!!

>>25815479
Next you're going to say you were just pretending to be retarded by joking.

>>25815467
Raiden you doofus, you'll get kicked off the trip if you attack someone's mom.

>>25815467
Raiden is a combination of Tara and Blitz, so a lewd pun should be super effective.

Firecrotch pun.

>>25815467
Shout for Raiden to stop, she's just looking for Chili.

>>25815467

Yell at her "DODGE!"

Also get in there and get Orrie and Raiden's attention and tell them to stop trying to murder their classmate's mom.

>>25815512
>Full doesn't mean full

Christ we already asked 2 others.
Asking another isnt going to hurt.
Calm down.

>>25815529
I know you like hot mares but this is ridiculous!

>>25815529
Easy has also harnessed the power of puns though.

>>25815544
this.
It's not as likely to make Easy kill us too.

>>25815467
Warn her.

>>25815559
A. We have no beef with her
2. You would have to EXTREMELY piss her off for her to want you dead

>>25815584
This.
We're not a superhero, so we're not on her list.

>>25815467

If we manage to stop this we should also berate both of them for attacking someone BEFORE confirming whether or not they are evil. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT VILLAINS DO!

>>25815656
Raiden is being hero stupid.

>>25815500
Him being the living incarnation of dodge chance?

>>25815691
Or at least he thinks he's being a hero. When really, they're just attacking a mom looking for her foal.

>>25815696

That's brilliant though! His dodge chance is so fucking high that he wont be able to not dodge the glove and miss his mark.

>>25815705
That's what hero stupid is.
>I heard they were evil!
>they look kind of evil!
>the last one of those I met was evil!
>time to smash it before finding out anything about it!
>WOO HEROES

>>25815691
>>25815731
Raiden is being Raiden

>>25815742
Oh, my bad, I though you were saying
>Raiden is being hero, stupid.

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>>25815537
>>25815571

>You point your hoof at Raiden behind her
"Watch out!"

>As you say this, time goes to a standstill
>You heard Shell Shock's Mom talk about this
>It's the effect of adrenaline
>Either way
>You take this moment to devise a foolproof plan
>Villain or not, this mare is just looking for her son
>And these heroes are being real jerks about it!

>You reach into your bag and grab your gropeling hook...

>>25815536
>>25815529
>>25815500

>You wind up and throw it out, attempting to grab Raiden, mid flight
>At first, you think you'll land your shot
>But suddenly, just as the hook is about to strike Raiden
->His entire body jerks to the side violently
>"H-Huh!?! W-"

>Raiden slams unceremodiously into the side of the cabin, eliciting an impressed whistle from Chili's mom

"Serves you right for being dumb! Orrie!"
>Orrie storms up to you, fuming
>"Quickie, what are you doing! She's a villain!"
"You can't just go and attack anypony that looks like a supervillain!
>"She came in here burning the place up yelling about taking back what's hers! She's pretty villainous to me!"

>You look at Chili's mom
>She shrugs back and adds, "Yeah, I guess I could have dialed that back to maybe a 3"

>"Explain yourself Quickie! Dad says villains need to be stopped! Are YOU stopping me?"

>Response?

>>25815871
Boop the snootle to calm her down.

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>>25815871
The fathers influence shines through.

>>25815871
Ask the villian if she'll stop.
Nicely.

>>25815871
She said she was looking for a colt, I saw Chili Pepper sneak on this train with a bag. Chili's mom has superpowers.
Two and two.

>>25815871
Do you ever lose your temper when you're worried about someone you care about?

>>25815871
Yes, because she just wants to find her son.

>>25815899
"Hey, can you stop with the whole whoosh stuff?" and gesture at your hair.

>>25815871
You can't tell what I can't do!
You don't have anything against me!
The only thing anybody here has for sure are cuddle rights!

>>25815871

Yes I am Orrie, because VILLAINS need to be stopped! Good guys do the right thing even when it's inconvenient. Villains jump to conclusions and just attack ponies!

Yes! She burst in her on fire and yelling about taking back what's hers. Did anyone even bother to ASK what she wanting to take back or WHY? Come on Orrie, I know your dad taught you better than jumping to conclusions.

>>25815871
How villainous is a mother looking for her child?

As per my solemn vow given in /cyoag/, I will now bump all eighteen CYOAs currently in the catalog to keep them alive through the night.

Never mind that this is still on the first page. My word is my word.

>>25815871
Tell her we saw chilli boarding the train.
He is probably at the Caboose

>>25815871
With great power comes great responsibility, which in turn comes with great understand, which means you gain an understanding of the situation before jumping straight in for the kill.

>>25815884
Also boop

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>>25815884
>You extend a single hoof for booping her nose
>However, instead of meeting a squishy pony muzzle, your hoof clicks against a rock hard snout
>Interestingly enough, her horn lights up
>"H-huh?"
"Neat."
>"I-I didn't mean to do th-"
"No, no, Mom said it's genetic."
>You retract your hoof and clear your throat.

>>25815964
"Anyway! I wanted to say, yes, I am stopping you because YOU ARE BEING A DUMB!"
>Flecks of your spittle land on Orrie's cheeks
"Did you even ASK what she wanted?!"
>A rocky hoof scuffs the floor and Orrie looks down
>"N-No... But she was being scary! Normal ponies or mothers don't have flaming hair!"
>You look back at Chili's mom

>>25815928
"Can you stop the whole' I'll burn everypony' and the flamey-on thing?"
>"Flamey-on thing?"
>You make a sweeping motion across your scalp and a accompany it with a fiery 'woosh' sound effect
"That bidnus. Stahp."
>Chili's mom nods, and her hair extinguishes, leaving a still very fiery LOOKING, but much less fiery FEELING mane.

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>>25815918
"Haven't you ever gotten mad when you lose something?"
>Orrie shakes her head violently and insists
>"No! Nuh uh! Never!"
>To which Griz gleefully recounts
>"Hey what about when you lost that one pillow your Dad-"
>A single ethereal shovel bonks Griz right on the noggin, causing him to yelp in pain
>"Grrrr.... Alright! Alright, Quickie. Let's hear what the villain wants to say! Mr. Knowitall."
>She sits on her haunches and crosses her forehooves, pouting all the while.
"Ms. Pepper?"
>"Actually, it's Easy Ride, kid. And I'm looking for my Little Chill Pill"
>Grillby sniggers at the nickname

>Fianlly Raiden wakes with a start from his makeout session with the cabin wall
>"Hrnnghhngthphtbh"
>He's still a little dazed.

>>25816022
"Well, Chili Pepper might be at the back of the train."
>"Wow really? I'd have never thought to start there. Smart kid. Thanks, Quickie, was it? If I find him, I'll be sure to do you a solid back."

>She pulls her wrench out of the wall and slips it into her jacket.
>"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have a chat with Chili..."

>She opens the door and slips through, leaving a dazed Orrie and Raiden
>What's the plan, now?

>>25816291
Ask Grillby if he wants to join Butt quest.

>>25816291
Ask QT cragicorn to join our quest, obviously.
She has much to learn and the skill to aid us.

>>25816315
I think She might be a bit to srs to want to join butt quest but if we are gonna ask those 2 might as well ask Raiden too.
If he has recovered that is.

>>25816291

I know it might seem counter-productive, but I think we should follow Easy Ride to the back in case she manages to find Chill. It’s obvious now he was lying to us, but I feel like he was doing it for a reason.
I think Quick would end up feeling like a really bad friend if something shitty happens to Chill. Like, what if all he wants is to be able to see the princesses? We should at the very least keep up with the events we set into motion.

>>25816351
I agree.

>>25816291
Make sure Raiden's alright.
Say sorry, and that it was nothing personnel.

>>25816351
Works for me

>>25816372
pffft nothing personnel kid!

>>25816314
Man Willow's and Pot's kid would be a beast at butt touching.

>>25816351
Yeah, we should try to mediate.

>>25816314
>>25816315
>>25816345
BUTT ADVENTURE QUEST A GO!
NOW WITH MORE ZANDATSU'S AND EXTRA JUSTICE.

>>25816291
Ask what their assignment is.

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>>25816372
>You lean to the side to get a look at Raiden
>He continues to drool a bit on the carpet of the cabin
"Is he gonna be alright?"
>"Ah, we'll just get him a mango or something. It'll be fine."
"He kinda looks dumber from the crash"
>"Dunno how that's possible," muses Grillby.
"Well, when he's lucid, just remind him it was nuthin' personnel."
>Orrie cocks her head to the side and gives you a confused look
>"Don't you mean 'personal'?"
"No."

>>25816314
"So Grillby-"
>"Yeah bud?"
"You want to touch butts?"

>Orrie scoffs and waves her hoof dismissively
>"Pffft. As IF, Grillby has more imp-"
>"Can I touch Princess Cadance's ass?"
>"GRILLBY!"

>You smile at this development.
"Awesome! Want to talk the rules over or-"
>Orrie stops you, her stony hoof pressing into your chest
>"Oh no! He is NOT doing that!"
"Why not though?"

>>25816315
>You pause for but a moment, realizing your change
"It’s... An adventure!"
>Orrie's face lights up at first, then descends into contortions of internal conflict.
>"I- It's ... An adventure, huh?"
"The greatest kind~"
>”N-No, even if we could touch Shining Armor’s butt, we have an assignment to do…”

>>25816437
"And that is..."

>"We... Need to do a report on.... The Castle's... Logistics and... Environs!"
>Grillby takes a loud sip from his juice box
>"Don't lie, Orrie," he states after finishing his box.

>She huffs and closes her eyes hard.
>"WE GOTTA TALK TO MAIDS AND LOOK AT PRETTY FLOWERS OKAY?!"

"And you'd rather do that than touch butts?"
>"GGGGRRRR. No. No I do not."

"So do we have a deal?"

>"We-"
>Orrie sighs, admitting defeat.
>"Tell you what... Meet us tomorrow for lunch, and we'll talk. We wanna get homework done, too you know."

>Nice!
>Anything else?

>>25816527
Nah. Let's follow up on the Chili/Easy business.

>>25816530
this

>>25816527
We are gonna have to sneak past Dawn aren't we.

>>25816527
Go be a pal to 'Chill Pill'.

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>>25816530
>>25816540
>>25816572

>You tell Griz to enjoy the drinks and chat up Orrie and Grillby to see where you can meet them tomorrow.

"I wanna go and see if Miss Ride found Chili, okay?"
>"Don't get rekt, buddy!" Griz calls out after you as yo uwalk through the cabin doors.

>You reach the previous cabin and-
>Your train of thought is interrupted by a mass of chest tuft
>You look up, expecting to see an adult
>What you see instead horrifies you beyond all reason

"H-Hi Dawn."
>"You didn't ask Shelly if you could touch her."

>O
>K

>PlanPlanPlan!

>>25816659
Can I touch ur butt?

She also didn't ask if she could scramble over me to get to her Dad. I figured, fair's far.

>>25816659
We asked her dad though.

>>25816659
We got her father's permission at least.