Friendship is Magic #37 is storytimed here!
>>25782675
Rarity's efforts have really been paying off for her of late. Her friendship with Twilight Sparkle has surely helped her with connections, but it was never the reason she'd made her acquaintance. It's just a happy coincidence - Rarity never fails to use what advantages she's found to secure her standing in the fashion and social scene. And now with managing a successful outlet in Canterlot and assisting two of the top pop stars of Equestria, where does she go from here? What sorts of generous ambitions does she have in mind for the future?
>>25783898
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
fart fart fart faaart
>>25787426
>rarity_gores_twilight's_jugular.gif
>>25787426
>rarity is trying to drill a hole into twily
>>25787439
season 5 is a shit, not the anons
>>25787462
>past sins is over 3 years old
>people are still nyxposting
>>25787473
stop being such a shit anon
*sniff* *sniff*
...you guys smell that?
>>25787481
Don't bully Nyxposter.
>I'm cuter than you now!
>>25787525
also weaker
>>25787525
I am going to fuck you in public until you pass out
>>25787539
>implying she wouldn't love that
To Glim where I have Glam'd.
Which pony has the biggest dick?
>>25787561cadance
>>25787554
is that pony ok
MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM MLPG WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>25787579
What is it?
>>25787579
oh god
Please tell me Reu's ants didn't break anyone else's fingers, we can't handle more lawsuits
>>25787582
THE HINGES ON THE WINDOWS ARE BROKEN
>>25787582
>not getting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>25787553
We're both going to have a great time then.
I might even buy her ice cream and a dress after.
>>25787587
who is Reu and why does he have ants
>>25787589
Depeche Mare
Anon manages to set up a fairly successful career in Ponyville by setting up a small business that caters to ponies with certain... proclivities.
>>25787590
>Can you please let me push the button over here
>No
>Moves anyway
>>25787597
>>25787587
Anon please, her ants wouldn't break other people's fingers
>>25787612
dont look at me like that
>>25787594>tfw I'll never be your pony marefriend
Reminder that Rainbow Dash EMBARRASSED Tank by being a total cunt about his natural body functions
>>25787615
Ever since she left there's been no one to control them though, they've been wandering around snapping fingers willy nilly
a portion of the kitchen has been taken over by them and is now legally theirs
>>25787597
I thought I deleted all my pone pictures before I upgraded my phone but I fucked up. He showed me my pictures after he transferred everything and there were all the pone pictures. He saw it. He saw everything.
is wearing mistletoe considered slutty?
>>25787612
>every board I frequent seems to have an influx of new posters
>Doesn't seem like any of them took the time to lurk and just do their "best" to "fit in"
>Or make really stupid thread asking for the answers to basic questions
>>25787662
>a portion of the kitchen has been taken over by them and is now legally theirs
>MLPG kitchen
It's for the best, really.
>>25787657
>"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, APE-KIN, TANK'S NATURAL HIBERNATION INSTINCTS WERE CLEARLY WRONG AND WERE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD."
>>25787672
>letting others touch your phone before a full wipe
wow you're an idi-
>image.jpg
well that explains that
Pony wants to rub her face against Anon'sboobies.
>>25787662
>>25787686
>MLPG kitchen
Daily reminder popularfaggots ruined mlpg
>>25787690
>Not using Tank's proper pronouns
You've already made yourself look bad
>>25787680
It seems like lurking in general has pretty much ceased to exist as a concept nowadays.
The old internet might not have been pretty, but at least people had etiquette.
>>25787691
I still needed to transfer contacts and other pictures, I didn't have time to back it up before since I'm on the road currently. I guess my pictures were still in some app or something. There was even a lewd one but I don't think he noticed.
>>25787672
He was secretly mocking your taste in ponies.
>>25787680
To be fair that's not really something that you're bound to know by lurking now, it sort of just reminded me that there were new people who didn't know the general shenanigans
>>25787732
this desu
>>25787738
>complaining about popular people in MLPG is the same as complaining about the piss
Wha?
>>25787738
>thinking his post was anything close to being about /mlp/
were you dropped on your head?
>>25787732
He did look the type, but he looked like a Flutter fan at best
>>25787680
?mfw "oldfags" getting smarmy about an inside meme about a dead artist
>>25787743I really had /co/ in mind when I was posting that. The few new people we get in the general are usually alright.
>>25787767
Are you trying to ask me a question?
>>25787678
Probably
>>25787488
which anon,you or you.
>>25787597
>who is Reu
Drawfag who used to come here.
Now she obsesses about Undertale instead and wants Flowey to kill her.
>>25787821
She also literally turned a man gay.
>>25787840
unf
>>25787840
>implying Terse hasn't always been a turbo homo
Though it is kind of funny to imagine that she turned him gay.
>>25787821
>undermeme
lel
>>25787840
I'm pretty sure he was always gay, but was just a dick about it.
>SOMBRA WUZ A GOOD BOY
>IT WAS THEM EVIL UMBRUM
>RADIANT HOPE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
I don't know why I expected anything else from that comic.
>>25787840
Terse was always gay as fuck though
>>25787857
>>25787896
HE WAS BI BEFORE HE WENT TO REU'S HOUSE DO NOT SLANDER HIM
>>25787896
>>25787908
>he led her on and now she believes she turned a man gay
Chaotic evil.
>>25787857
Does anyone have that screenshot where Ika went >TERSE ?
Hey MLPG
I love you.
>>25787929
gay
>>25787929
>>25787929
Wannahold hands
>>25787929
NOT RECIPROCATED
>>25787937
Wannabe your sister
>>25787929
You don't love me, you love my money
my mother was right about you
you know what you are? Ya selfish.
>>25787968
I don't love your money either, I love your pones.
Now draw Strong Filly punching Derpy's ass.
>>25787944My mother too?
>>25787972
Is this what destroyed Equestria?
>listen to a horse song
>great intro
>suddenly, shitty rap with terrible mastering
>>25787426
Why hope is tiny as fuck?
>>25787987
I've said this for years:
I don't know why bronies think they can rapI have a soft spot in my heart for pony swag only because it was my first pony song that wasn't from Eurobeat
>>25787680
>every board I frequent seems to have an influx of new posters
Man I really don't want to hear from a likely 20 year old about newfags when I don't know some random name in a general in a new board on a Taiwanese Calligraphy clayblog
>>25787998
So that Sombra has an easier time destroying her.
>>25787998
This is extremely hot.
I wish I could put into words how hard seeing those two standing side by side makes me.
>>25787983
Yes
>>25788000
When you consider that a majority of bronies are privileged white suburban college-age males... well, they think they can do anything.
>>25788000
Yeah, I kinda like Pony Swag, if only because the rapper doesn't sound like a complete dweeb
>>25788001
Do you just want to be upset for the sake of being upset? See >>25787787
>I really had /co/ in mind when I was posting that. The few new people we get in the general are usually alright.
>>25788025
>Do you just want to be upset for the sake of being upset?
YES
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25787968
MORE QUEST WHEN
>>25788043
its ded
he already abandoned it
>>25788038
Moondancer pls
>>25787787
>anthro
>>25787810
Slut!
>>25788045
figures
feels kinda bad to have been on the internet long enough to see the downfall of questing
>>25788000
>pony swag
has it really been that long since it was uploaded?
I need to lie down for a bit
I want to brutalize this pony. gently
>>25788063
Almost as long assince you last drew anything
>>25788067
so 15 minutes?
that's not too bad
>>25788043soon as I get some coffee and food
>>25788076
ayyy
>>25788085
QUICK
POST BOOPS
>>25788082
in my fanon dj pony can speak and isnt a huge fan of dubstep
>>25788090
Is this from the sombra comic? what happened toall the villians? did sombra killed them before going full retard?
>>25788090
>>25788088
>>25788063
I try not to look at when any old pony videos were first posted because it makes me sad.
>Kyrospawn hasn't uploaded a video in 3 years
>Those 8 bit pony songs are four years old
>That awful remix of Eurobeat's Discord song is 3 years old
>I've been wasting five years of my life on a horse cartoonIt hurts
>>25788107
I hate it when things remind me of the passing of time
>>25788096
In my fanon she can speak and she enjoys all kinds of music and she enjoys public sex and casually talking about what new music or albums she's been checking out recently while you fuck her
>>25788121
>she can still talk while you are doing so
Weak performance.
>>25788107
>>25788116
It's OK, anon
We're still here for youHave some ancient memes
>>25788121
In my fanon she's 12 stories high and anthro and has a huge green futa cock and a dance club in her butthole
FINISH THE FUCKING GAME
>>25788090
why is fluttershy such a boopslut
>>25788145
It makes her feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>25788085
what the absolute fuck was the person who thought up this particular "trap rumble" thinking when they designed that godawful hair
he's already the only colt in the show who looks like a filly, nothing needed to change
>>25788145
When she fell from Cloudsdale she never flew back up. She had to survive in Ponyville by getting booped by stallions for money. Its all she knows now.
>>25788157
among other things
stallion has a name and a phd you know
it's richard
>>25788096
>she posts her favorite song to pony social media
>all those ponies asking WHERE IS THE DROP
>>25788162
I'm not into the hair either
but i'm very much into the concept
>>25788174
He can look at my PhD, if you know what I mean
>>25788174
>>25788187
Anon you barely got through High School and Richard knows it
>>25788145
She's just a regular one too
>>25788191
My dick
I was talking about my dick
Though he can look at my other PhD once I get it too
>>25788129But girls acting super casual while you do lewd things to them is one of my biggest fetishes. I like to think she's that chill
>>25788138
>no inverted nipples
This is not the acid I want or need.In my fanon acid has pink horsecock and she's always very sweatyAnd usually unshaven
>>25788200
lmao what's that stand for?
'Pretty hideous Dick'?
>>25788174
I thought stallion's name was Frank.
PONY VANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD
>>25788203
>anthro horse(?)
>basically a furry
>unshaven
do you usually unf to bald ponies/furries?
>>25788240
I meant armpit and pubic hair and you know it, anon.
If you're not going to let me imagine my anthro monstrosities with thick bushes and musky armpit hair I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
>>25788203Could you fuck her in her sleep, too?
>>25788255
hey I was just fucking aroundI want to worship a horsecock and huff a sweaty pubic tuft as much as the next guy
*grabs horse dick*
Release the tactical assault filly.
the fillies are having a butt off and need you to judge
>>25788305
The TAF planted a breaching charge under my chair, so I'm going to say she wins.
>>25788303
>>25788320
RIP Marker
>>25788326
BRING OUT THE ROBO MARKER
>>25788305
>>25788331
>>25788258Only if you give her the same privilegesor you can just take turns doing lewd things to Octavia in her sleep
>>25788334
Well it's a solid filly butt, very plump
But where's the glitz and glam?
>>25788305
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/31/1013465.png
Featuring the "Fillies" Pony Unit
>>25788344
Why haven't I seen this before
my heart
>>25788258Well duh. You'd give her some sweet wet dreams too.
>>25788357
If I lived in Ponyville I might one day burst into song about my love of ponuts
Filly is being worshipped as a god again.
>>25788421
>the only musical number anon didn't fuck up
a sack of garbage
>>25788345
>>25788397I imagine she's kind of the prankster type, too. Blueballing, teasing, and edging you for a week before pushing you down on top of a sleeping Tavi and jerking you off into the unconscious girl's pussy.
>"YOO HOO! YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, BABY, AND I'M DOIN IT! C-C-C-C-YEAAAH!!"
You wouldn't pump a pony would you?
https://derpiboo.ru/1045784
>>25788495
>Does lewd things with you in front of Octavia for no other reason than to make her uncomfortable
>>25788578
thanks for the garbage
Who's this ugly horse?
pony just shitposted all over your computer
>that gameloft pony game update
37.2 TERAHITLERS
>>25788604
you as a pony
>>25788616
RUDE
>>25788615
What are you even on about?
>>25788615
What did they do?
>>25788626
nobody gave him his meds today.
>>25788626
>update game
>immediately forced into a tutorial I do no want to play
>YOU MUST PUT THIS DRESS ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>NO DAD NO
>eventually do it just to get it over with
>immediately try to remove the dress
>THAT WILL BE 1500 BITS PLS
>>25788632
Isn't there some special program for pixel art?
>>25788626
You can dress up the pones now.
>>25788615
They added some cute pones though.
Sadly, they also nuked the remains of the old friend system so now I don't have enough friends for the full EQG-minigame bonus anymore.
Celestia, I have failed you.
woops, that didn't happen
>Things I learned:
Pixels are fun
Pixels are not as easy as I thought they'd be
Pixels are very small
Need to google shortcut for how to increase size without ruining it, zooming in on paint to 600% then printscreening to save again seems pleb
>>25788644
they left in the new thing with the random generated pony names right?
>>25788643
>>25788632
There is GraphicsGale, which should be free.
>>25788632
>Need to google shortcut for how to increase size without ruining it
use a program that lets you use nearest neighbor as the sampling method
Pony flops onto her back, squealing, just squealing as loudly as she can.
>>25788642
Hahahahahaha that's hilarious
>>25788660
Yes. But the old Gameloft System is completely removed.
I had everyone but you still on the old list.
>>25788652
fug
>>25788643
Is there?
>>25788642
>forcing FS to clothe ponies
I like Gameloft a lot more now
>>25788652
YES IT DID
>>25788642
I'm laughing way too hard at this
>>25788642
>FlyingSaucer
>YOU MUST PUT THIS DRESS ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE
BASED GAMELOFT
>>25788676
>eyes
>>25788681
anon pls
that was some other pleb
>>25788652
Use a program with nearest neighbor scaling, mspaint sucks ass.
>>25788642
>FlyingSaucer's dad had to get the belt every morning to make him put on pants before he left for school
>>25788690
>>25788692
>>25788677
I PAID THE DAMN DRESS RANSOM
>>25788642
>>25788707
>>25788702
now THIS is glimmering!
>>25788695
looks good? besides the iris, I forgot to put that, I had the colors on the side picked out and everything
>>25788642
That's amazing comedic timing
>>25788707
ALL THE PONIES SHALL NOW BE DRESSED!
>>25788642
>>25788642
People still play that fucking game?
Or is Gameloft just trying to make you quit so they can cancel it?
>>25788729
No they will not be
That dress factory will meet with UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES in my horse towns
>>25788730
>>25788707
The next time you log on all you are going to see is a dress floating next to Applejack and in big bold red letters.
"DO IT, DRESS THE APPLE HORSE!"
>>25788642
holy fuck im cackling
>>25788730
RARITY:
WORSE THAN SOMBRA
>>25788792
>what's under that box with eye holes
>IT'S A PRETTY DRESS
>>25788761
I wouldn't be surprised, either that or make it harder and harder to play without paying
I used to play a little every day for years, slowly doing everything without paying a thing, but then they removed friends (how ironic) and added all sorts of quests and ponies that required absurd amounts of gems so I hit a wall and quit
>>25788642
>pay twilight to take off her dress
>>25788808
>Shit, our game has gone a little stagnant, we aren't making nearly as much money now.
>I got it!
>Take away the one part people got the game for and start charging them for shit they don't want!
>BRILLIANT!
>>25788707
You paid a pony to take off her dress.
That's prostitution!
>>25788834
I'd rather rip it off.
>>25788856
>>25788856
WE QUESTAN
>>25788834
I want to put panties on Panko and then rip them off
>>25788851
IT WAS HORSE EXTORTION
>>25788871
I want someone to put panties on Perko and rip them off so I can put them back on her
>>25788880
Oh shit, you are extorting horses now?!
WHEN WILL THIS CRIME WAVE END?!
export the pony
https://derpiboo.ru/1045527
https://derpiboo.ru/1045529
>>25788895
to what filetype?
>>25788895
Into doing lewd things?
>>25788863
>the one day I'm not in MLPG I miss the first session of a necropone quest
>>25788642
>>25788871
I want to hold Fluttershy by the hips and gently pull her panties down
>>25788914
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Remember to love your ponies at least 2 times a day so they don't get lonely.
>>25788910
It wasn't that much, you can quickly catch up.
>>25788902
http://strawpoll.me/6285750/
https://derpiboo.ru/917778
>>25788928
But I wanted to participate
Oh well
>>25788932
what
>>25788919
I'd rather pull them slowly up and give her Flutterbits a wedgie
>>25788957
You can probably catch up before he managed to update more than two or three times and then participate
You also didn't miss much yet story-wise - just joke-wise
>>25788895
but the import taxes on ponies are too high to make a profit
>>25788957
Sucks but still can join in go vote for mountain
>>25788967
Yeah, I already caught up
>>25788971
I actually did vote for mountain
reminder that bird ponies mate for life
>>25788984
better get one young then
>>25788960
>pulling them tight and making the plumpest cameltoe
fucking hot
>>25788997
>labia swallowing her undies so deep her queefs whistle
AWOOOOO
>>25788997
That's why it's important to always buy your pony waifu panties that are a size too small
>>25789033
Dash, shut up and get out of my window
>>25788642
>>25788707
I laughed way too hard at that.
>>25789044
Dash has chosen you as her mate for life. She's not going anywhere without some lovin'.
>>25789038
But won't it rub and chafe against her clit?
That would get uncomfortable. I'd rather get her appropriately sized, soft panties.
>>25789056
Alright, but she better not call me bro and high five me after we're done fucking
What would I need to do to get Fluttershy to choose me as her life-mate?
>>25789057
Just make sure they're soft enough to not hurt. They'll give you a nice view of her outlined bits and just feel extra snug for her.
>>25789081
You would need to become Rainbow Dash.
>>25789093
This is true
But they must hire a stallion to come over every now and then
>>25789129
The stallion can get both of them knocked up and then they can take on the adventure of motherhood together!
>>25789165
I'd watch that episode
>>25789185
I'd watch that episode and probably jack it to it afterwards.
>>25789227
>Not jacking to it during.
>And ejaculating to a commercial.
>>25789251DADDY GATOR SEES ALL
>>25789251
Gak certainly is back...baby.
>>25789251
Anon, most of those commercials feature small children...
>>25789292
EVEN BETTER
>>25789251
You woulldn't make a mess if you had a Snackeezor a Gyrobowl
>>25789227
Who would be cuter, prego Fluttershy with her warm fertile glow and big soft belly, or prego Dash with her embarrassed look and little baby bump belly?
>>25788217
yes
>>25789360
>>25789328
Futterbutt
I can only imagine how horrid preggo Dash would be what with the hormones and all.
>>25789297
>tfw I had a chance to get a Gyrobowl at my store.
>They are gone now.
>No sweet employee discount.
>>25789328
Probably Rainbow Dash because she's so eager to please and temperamental, she'd just need to calm down because she's not sure if she's doing things right.
Fluttershy's maternal instincts are more likely to push her into 200% Raging Bitch Mode whenever something happens that endangers her baby.
>>25789384
Who are these love goo ghouls?
>>25789430
Imagining a pregnant Fluttershy screaming at you is both scary and hilarious. She'd be so round but so angry.
>>25789430
>Fluttershy's maternal instincts are more likely to push her into 200% Raging Bitch Mode whenever something happens that endangers her baby.
She wouldn't need to.
>not being the protector
>>25789507
>During the birth process you had no idea hooves could crush so hard.
>>25789430
>>25789507
>>25789519
>>25789545
Stop, please.
One can only want to impregnate Fluttershy so much.
>>25789567
Dash would just want a C-section because scars are cool.
Foal argues that she only needs to work twice as hard to burn down comfort food.
Gonna jump in the shower and then do requests so leave em here for me to find when i get back
>>25789660
Necropone
>>25789660
Pregnant Dash and Fluttershy comparing bellies
>>25789660
Pregnant Dash on a Jerry Springer like show with 3 anons in a "who's the daddy" special.
>>25789660
Pregnant Necroponestram
>>25789660Octavia cum inflation
Fucking ponies
>>25789683
>One of them is a Zebra.
>>25789660Octavia cum deflation
>>25789660
>>25789670
We need pregnant pones.
ONE YEAR
>>25789660
stramyour shower
This filly has the fattest butt
>>25789716
CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
>>25789719
Who is Apple Butt?
>>25789660
Applejack drying off after a shower.
>>25789683
>one of them is Pinkie Pie
>one is a very nervous Shining Armor
>>25789712
big adventure
We are very heavy on the impregnation today.
>>25789660
Preggo Rarity. I feel like she has the least. Bonus points for not having Spike be the father.
>>25789774
You know, I was just thinking Rarity didn't have enough pregnant pics.
>>25789783
Applejack needs some too.
>>25789783
Man I love that point of view
You done get to see much of the opposite view though, like from Rarity's viewpoint while getting plowed
Preggo Scootaloo
>>25789833
but why would you give a foal such responsibility
>>25789763
Wednesday - Bump Day
>>25789832Do you want to be Rarity, anon
>>25789857
Not in general, but definitely in that pic
I also want to be doing that to Rarity in that pic
I want it all
>>25789846
she's a broodmare now
>>25789660
Luna flipping her shit when Bayonetta makes it into Smash instead of K Rool
>>25789884
I hope that means you'll be taking care of her for the rest of her life then, anon.
Filly learned the finger up the butt trick.
You wonder where she got the finger from.
>>25789963
I gave her one for Ponemas
Why are we talking about impregnation, this is a children's TV show
>>25789905
of course>tfw you will never have your own little pony to love and breedor be a loving anon's broodmare
>>25790024
Ponies still need to reproduce, anon.
>>25790024
standard mammalian reproduction
>>25790041
Do they?
>>25790048
They do.
>>25790047
Can you imagine if she had said something else? We could have ended up spitting into buckets or something.
>>25790048
That drawing always makes me laugh
>>25790048
How many Pinkie Pies is too many Pinkie Pies?
What kind of talents are these, anyway?
>>25790139
pony talents
>>25790138
One is too many
>>25790100
Imagine a world where we had an episode where we discovered that ponies reproduced like parasprites
>>25790181
>ponies are really hyper advanced plant life forms that grow from spores
>>25790200They are made of marsh mallow after all
>>25790214
>crack open ponies bones to get at their delicious marshmallow marrow.
I drew a thing
>>25790258
And another thing, don't think it turned out as good.
Does anyone know if the chinese 12 inch Chrysalis plush is any good?
>>25790271
And a last thing
Not really complete but don't have time for the rest of DT tonight.
>>25790258
I like things
Strong filly is a cute
>>25790258
AJ should really hire her to work on the farm. She'd really increase her productivity if she did.
>>25790299
>strong filly just breaks the trees
Naw anon naw.
>>25790299
>She'd really increase her productivity if she did.
For one harvest then she'd need to replace all the trees Strong Filly transformed into a dense mass of wooden skittles.
I'm gonna call it a day
<Good night, MLPG
MLPG PLAYS MINECRAFT
>>25790382
Pff
>>25790391
Stop it, anon.
It's not going to happen.
>>25790258
>>25790271
Things are cute, we can always use more strong filly
Pony wants to find out why you make that "unf" sound.
>>25790464OTP
>>25790391
I actually would like to take up the sub's Vanilla server again since my internet setup at the moment prevents me from doing much Monster Hunter.
Filly has been teleporting all over the house since she learned how to.
>>25790382
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25790496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>25790285
She's trying to snap her neck!
>>25790492
*unzips dick*
Now we play the waiting game...
>>25790382
That's the dream right there
>>25790604
fuck off saucer
>>25790604
At least you'd get to meet Sassaflash
FortyOunceBounce
Pet the ponies
I love pon.
I want more male development in S6.
>>25790713
Me too.
>>25790713
Pon isn't sure how she feels about that.
>>25790258
>>25790271
>>25790285
pretty good progress
strong filly's eyes in the first one look a little derp
>>25790713
>>25790735
Me three.
>>25790734
I want more developed males to~
>>25790661
BIGGER
>>25790760
Oh hell no
>>25790735
Oh man, look at that little, buttery pony!
>>25790713
Any love for pseudo-pon?
>>25790750
I mean character development.
>>25790800
The kind of love that she can get only from a rutting stallion buried balls deep in her weird human snatch churning her ovaries with a constant gushing pump of his hot, virile seed
>>25790800
Yes.
>>25790800
I just noticed her high-heel boots make it look like she's got hooves.
Kinky.
December is already 50% over!
Compared to the prior report we are marginally slower, but still faster than in the first month of November.
The biggest difference is that the posting speed is now pooled during US prime time, which is considerably faster than before, while the Euro prime time slowed down by roughly the same amount.
Sunset Shimmer and the Chambers of Horsecocks
>>25790800
Why love an imitation pone when you can have the real thing?
>>25789430
>200% Raging Bitch Mode whenever something happens that endangers her baby
Sounds like Dash, except she's so ignorant that she considers everything a threat
>>25790787
The butteriest.
>>25790840
So posting slowed down but threads got shorter?
How about an all-males episode?
>>25790861
WITH MANLY HUGS
>>25790858
The data is negligible at this point. 10.1 hour average to 9.9 isn't a very big change
>>25790861
Will there be cocks involve?
>>25790858
Yes. Mostly because the age of the Euro prime time threads is limited by eventually falling off the board. They got slower than before but their length stayed roughly the same, while the US prime time threads are finishing a lot faster than before.
Maybe it is also due to more pictures being posted, I didn't note down the ratio of pure text to image posts.
>>25790616
I just want to be the little filly in a cute collar :(
>>25790841
Applejack and the Chamber of Apples
>>25790854
>butter
Ugh I hate that nickname, truly the worst
>>25790861
You're stupid
BRING ME THE SEXIEST PONY!
>>25790907
your waifu
Pony tells you to stop being stingy. That human dick of yours is here to be used. Drop those pants.
>>25790840
I wish I knew how to make charts
I have almost all of that data starting from 2012
>>25790907
I'm just going to post sexicute pones.
>>25790956
Got lots of those.
>>25790959
Tons.
>>25790950I just make the graph with Excel and then do the editing in SAI. Took a bit of time for the first report but now that I have everything I need I just have to insert the new graphs and turn some layers on and off./spoiler]
colt is obviously extremely aroused and is trying to pretend like he isn't
what do
>>25790972
Don't be a douche and draw attention to it.
>>25790972
Shove him in the closet with Filly and don't let them out.
http://strawpoll.me/6280825
Transformation into Sunset Shimmer and then shoved into a barn full of stallions.And it's heat season
>>25790950
You dork, you can share the data with chartanon if you don't want to learn how.
Maybe he can put together some year charts after a while. Once December is wrapped up a 2015 chart would make sense. He seems to make these in an afternoon so going back from there and charting older years would make sense.
>>25790989
ANON NO
THEYRE TOO YOUNG TO BE PARENTS
>>25790993
>implying that poll matters
Just stop. In the end it will be the draw- or writefag who decides what they take anyway.
>>25790966
I don't even know how to use excel or have it installed
>>25791004
I guess. If anyone wants to make a yearly chart at the end of this year I could always whip up a big CSV with all that stuff.
>>25791004
>He seems to make these in an afternoon
I normally write down the data for each thread at the end of it. Otherwise I couldn't get any info about the IPs since the archives don't store those.
If I get the data for everything prior to October 2015 I could give it a go though.
Your waifu says that she got you something extra special for "in the bedroom" this Christmas. Then she winks at you.
>>25791025
>Otherwise I couldn't get any info about the IPs since the archives don't store those.https://fg.b4k.co/mlpg/archive does
I'm not a robot, Captcha pony, I swear!
Draw me like one of your French ponies.
∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
odds: draw
evens: vidya
dubs: plan
Is captcha being completely fucking retarded for anyone else?
>>25791062Oh wow, I wish I had known about that one before, now I don't have to keep the thread open at all times in case it falls off the board when I am at work/asleep. Thanks
>>25791072
stram vidya
Unknown to Anon, it's actually the men that carry the child to term in Equestria.
>>25791025
>>25791062
Of course, when does the IP count start? Mid 2014? So the data would be missing before that, obviously.
>>25791104
unf
Chase after the ponies while bellowing as loud as you possibly can.
All I want for Christmas is for her to be real.
>>25791142
Can I bring my gaffi stick?
>>25791108
Over 1 year of data is still a lot, and even then there's all the other statistics you can get.
>>25791090
There are also other ways to get that other than manually checking every thread.
Here's some info about the last 40 threads.
>>25791143
The world would never be the same
>>25791146
Only if you walk in single file to hide our number.
>>25790950
She'll lose her wings in S6.
Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash
Faster than a lightning flash
And she has the cutest ass
>>25791066
>>25791172
Whenever I hear the name "Acid" I think of that burning, corrosive feeling in the back of your throat after you vomit.
>>25791251
Firm butts or soft butts?
The fillies have turned hostile.
>>25791255
I DID YOU BITCH
NOW LET ME POST
>>25791265
We don't have much time. Launch the FTL distress beacon and pray they do not intercept it.
>>25789889
>Luna
>Bayonetta
...you called?
>>25791265
Are they going to ravish me?
>>25791251
Another top notch song written by, RAINBOW DASH!
>>25791255
Excuse me that's a commercial vehicle, not a construction vehicle.
You're going to need to verify more images.
>>25791251
She's gonna' give you
a burning rash!
>>25791387
>Canterlot Clap
Nice of Princess Celestia to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
>>25791397
PUNCH THE SKY
>>25791342
Mere fillies can never ravish you like I can, Spikey-wikey...!
>>25791401
HOO HOO HUE HA HA HA HA
>>25791435
>Rarity patting Spike's head and cooing into his ear about what a good boy he is after cumming inside her.
Yes, more gentle /ss/ Spike. Spike could use a break from all the dick he gets up his butt.
>>25791435
>>25791435
>>25791482
Her saying Spikey Wikey probably gives him a pavlovian boner
>>25791468
Can I touch Trixie's mane?
>>25791472
Rarity is the equine equivalent of Dita Von Teese. Now imagine her doing /ss/ porn:
>>25791514
I wouldn't risk it.
Firm
Taut
Tiny
Perfect
Butts
>>25791523with hyperhung shotas?
>>25791542
>>25791542
PAUSE IS OVER
WE QUEST AGAIN
>>25791523
I can see the parallelism, but Rarity isn't middle aged.
Which means if you married her now she would still be a 10/10 in 20 years. And probably 30.
Hmm, maybe Spike does have a chance.
>>25791523
Dubstepina does the best Spikexultra-slutty Rara /ss/ art/edits out there:
>>25791541
>>25791572
>30s
Rara the same age as Bettie Page was during her modelling career (and had an extremely active sex life)? All of my unfs. Pic somewhat related.
>>25791572
>>25791573
>Dubstepina
Spike raping Rarity's stockings:
>>25791646
Spike hardening himself on her leg whilst tonguing her back:
Spike actually being a useful and 3 dimensional character.
>>25790382
pfft
>>25791688
Rarity looks especially hot in this one, I think it's those long lashes
>>25791523
>porn stars doing "/ss/"
You know, I don't think they've done "teen guy" porn in the industry like how they recruit college-age girls all the time for amateur (or "amateur") porn.
Could probably be easy to find some Cera-tier weenie for a shoot. Kinda sick of all these jocks.
Spike finally getting some sugar from Rara:
>>25791607
As a rararafag. Toppest of unf.
I'm gonna fuck spike
>>25791727
Why did he go to Rarity?
Pinkie has all the sugar.
She runs a bakery.
>>25791709
>I think it's those long lashes
They give her that extra slutty look.
>>25791741
Gems.
>>25791754
look at the bulge
>>25791776
anon, bulges are for boys.
That is a mound.
>>25791741
Marshmallow is the sweetest confection
Hey pony, excuse me while I go J.O. for a few.
Your filly is a cuddleslut.
>>25791783
this
>>25791776
learn your terminology you homo
>>25791776
>2015
>Thinks the Mons is a cockbulge
That is her sweet, tight cunt
>>25791795
I would be too
I need more ponies being innocent about their lewd.
>>25791795
I've trained her well. Now pay up for her time.
>>25791727
>>25791784
>Spike hiding his little boner from the kiss becausethis is a show for children
>Rarity notices it anyway
>Takes him back to the Boutique for another "reward"
https://derpiboo.ru/951776
>>25791767
>Gems
Spike gave Rarity that Fire Ruby. Rarity gave him her cunt.
>>25791841
I lovbe princess dotkwa.
>>25791834
I am convinced Spike is gay now
>>25791860
Love so much that it takes an extra letter to convey it?
>>25791870
Actually I caught that mistake, but thought it would be more endearing to leave it be.
>>25791865
But Fluttershy is a mare.
Most of the time.
>>25791834
who the hell draws these
they're adorable
and sometimes funny
>>25791906
>most of the time
>>25791906
The only excuse for turning down Rarity is to be gayer than MLPG.
Fluttershy is just a front. Nobody wants to day her.
colt needs some help unsheathing
would you
>>25791966
Colt should just look at katana tutorials on youtube.
>>25791966
Colts his age shouldn't be playing around with swords anyway
>>25791960
>Nobody wants to date her
Spike probably went after her because she would actually put out for the baby dragon double-d.
And Fluttershy would still baby him the way Rarity does because Fluttershy thinks Spike is adorable.
>>25791966
Cut off his horsecock and throw it in the river
One last example of red-hot Spikity /ss/ before I repair to bed: Rara giving her Spikey-wikey the most exquisite loving imaginable.
I shall dream of Dita Von Teese (>>25791607) with that same hairstyle but coloured purple-blue, diamond tattoos on her fair derriere, her in only a garter belt, seamed stockings & 7-inch fuck-me heels.
...and with that thought to leave you with, g'night all. Peace.
Filly wants to learn to wink.
>>25788642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II8ozBGgu7w
>>25792009
poke filly in the eye
>>25792009
Filly forgot how to use -Breathe-. Filly learned -Wink-!
>>25792009
Stab out one of her eyes
>>25792009
Just close one eye and smile you stupid little horse.
>comparing my waifu to real women
I'm disgusted and angry.
I want FlyingSaucer tokissme
>>25792004
you should post some good art
>>25792009
Tell filly to turn around, I'll show her how~
>>25792041
They don't know what they're talking about
>>25792042
Are you a pony?
>>25792056
>Aging Spike up
But I like it when Spike is smaller than Rarity.
>>25792087
n-no
>>25792039
>like this, Anon?
>>25792139
>shitty mark crusader
yuck
>>25792139
woah hey now
Fuck fillies, man
>>25792042
I want to ERP with Rinxoo pony
>>25792139
what are we going to do on the bed?
>>25791985
so fucking badass
>>25792177
All of them?
>>25792126
Well get to it anonymous
work on your horesness
>>25792171
you're an allstar
>>25792202
Except Twistunless you're into that stuff too
STRAM!
how and when did you become attracted to horse penis
>>25792246
several years ago on Furaffinity before I discovered pone
because horse cocks are amazing
>>25792218
So if i turn into a qt stallion, will you kiss me?
Sweetie Belle is thedumbestfilly.
>>25792261
i want to like them but i still like human cock better and horse cock is just weird looking
>>25792242Where?
>>25792264
yes certainly
it can be your reward for increasing the cute stallion population
>>25792246
MLPG and when I discovered MLPGbut after the 6 months of no fapping after discovering the pony
>>25792276
She's willing to give you fillyjobs until you change your mind
>>25792246
When it was added onto a girl.
Girls make everything sexy!
>>25792290
How do you do it
I can'nt go more than 24 hours
It's horrible
No buildup
No huge loads
save me from this hell
>>25792287In your heart.
>>25792246
I discovered yiffstar and learned furries like girls with dicks as much as I do.
>>25792299
>>25792312
gaaaaay
>>25792319
I like boys with cunts too so I can't be gay.
I balance it all out.
>>25792305I guess.
>>25792299
>>25792312
>>25792334
>boys with cunts
that's not just gay
it's gay and disgusting
>>25792339
But you do have a stram in your heart AJ
a stram of BLOOD
you also have a skeleton inside you
>>25792319
Look at all the fuck I give.
>>25792246
>>25792261
>>25792312
You're all a bunch of furfags. Go to bed.
>>25792343
Pssh, there's nothing gay about watching a girl with a dick pound a literal boypussy.
>>25792343
Maybe he meansboi cunts?
>>25792246
I have afutafetish. After a few months into the fandom I started looking at pony porn. There wasfutaponies. Ponies have to have horse cocks. Horse cocks have a nice aesthetic and are kind of exotic. Myfutafetish turned into a "if it's cute, I'd fuck it/let it fuck me" fetish. The horsecocks followed.I try not to talk about futa here though. There's plenty of people who already do and I think our tolerance here is kind of low because of how prevalent the fetish is in the fandom. I'm not some insecure faggot who can't admit he likes dicks though. I just don't give a fuck what others think. I don't like furry porn outside of ponies though.
>>25792355
nah
>haven't been in mlpg in a while
>come in
>decide to browse through my img foldeer
>its nothing but undertale images
feels weird man.
>>25792368
Here's your reply
>>25792355
Why are you even in this thread if you object to people discussing horsecock?
skeleton transformation
>>25792402
more like queer squad lmao
>>25792379
Whats wrong with undertale images?
>>25792410
As long as it's a skelepony.
>you will never hug Derpy
>>25792412Shut up
Would MLPG like a spooky game stream?
>>25792355
>telling furfags to go to bed
>in the furfag general
I mean, FlyingSaucer wouldn't fuck his collared horses,would he?
>>25792448
Big Mac is not gay, he was just trying to help his sister
>>25792379
How did Undertale became popular, anyway?
>>25792449
very yes
>>25792449
how spooky
>>25792465
How does anything become popular really?
>>25792465
Because its a good game
>>25792463
>Look at all these new characters we got
>Let's make them all bimbo sluts
>>25792463
The girls develop but the uniform stays the same size.
>>25792465
It came out in a time when there's been nothing like it for awhile. Probably because it's very meta. What you do as a player effects the game across saves, and you get called out on it. Has a silly, simple setting that can be ruined by you.
>>25792379
>Liking FotM tumblrtale
its your loss
Do not wine and dine pone.
>>25792499
>Let's make them all bimbo sluts
Yeah more people should do thisgyaru is fine too
>>25792290
>but after the 6 months of no fapping after discovering the pony
An odd time that was. Was great to be so in love with the show and all the new stuff that my boner was completely killed, but for the past 3.5ish years now nothing does it as well for me as pony.
>>25792465
Basically this>>25792506
Great boss fights and OST's also
>>25792499
anon, just because a girl has mondo tits doesn't mean she's a bimbo slut
>>25792533
Sex drives drooping as you got into the show was a pretty common thing. It's been discussed to death in the years past. I went through basically the same thing. And yeah, nothing does it as well as pony now for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4
ho ho ho it's Christmas time
ho ho ho it's Christmas time
ho ho ho it's Christmas time
>>25792533
>now nothing does it as well for me as pony.You mean sexually or nonsexually?
>>25792557
I see the occasional mention of it out on /mlp/ along with the rare person legitimately new to pony being confused by it.
>>25792564Both. I'm hopelessly in love with the pony.
Post OCs.
>>25792592
the fillies got into your fridge again
>>25792592
>>25792592
I would but I need to stop being lazy and install my new fan first.
>tfw had a K cpu this whole time and never OC'd it.
>>25792648
I want my own little pegasus.
I'd get her lots of soft fabrics to nest with.
>>25792660
>you find an egg in there one day
>it is her color
Guards are asleep
post changelings
>>25792648
>Go to pick Dash up off her nest.
>She does this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJp0ALCll-E
>>25792592
>>25792648
>dash
>oc
?!
>>25792714
She's Faust's OC
>>25792687
what the fuck pony
use a pan like a regular person
oh whyyyy
Daapi!
>>25792827
Dur pee
>>25792851
Dah pay
>>25792811
Because Hasbro needed you to get in the fucking crystal princess castle.
Sure they could have just introduced a pony with a librarian cutie mark to Ponyville, and kicked you out of the place while keeping it intact. But nah, blow that fucker up.
DERPY!
Late night draw stramderpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>25792888
are you seriously still angry about hat
>>25792891
What?
>>25792908
Dah pree
>>25792904
>not being angry about the library being blown up
I bet you like Twilicorn
COCKS!
>>25792936
big meaty ones
>>25792893
STRAMMMM
>>25792936
WHERE?!
>>25792933
twily is a very pretty princess and I'm glad her wings are super cute
also tirek was a great villain
Spank the pony
>>25792945
Twahlight
Dicks aren't books
>>25792945
Not here!
>>25792951
unf featureless unf
>>25792893
how late?
what are you drawing?
>>25792964
>filename
as if
her tail's covering everything
>>25792951
Would you spank your waifusexuallymlpg
well?
8 days to go
>>25792975
>>25792975not that late...for me anyway. Drawing derpy being adorable apparently.
>>25792959
Like that's ever stopped Twilight before
Pony says you look like the type of guy who would give pony the night of her life and then never see her again.
>>25793018
Only if she wanted it and we agreed on a safe word before hand
>>25793027
Pony would be correct
>>25793027
well how about this. Marry me, tonight, we'll find a place open late.
>>25793027
Tell pony that of course I won't see her, I'm blind
>>25792888
The Golden Oak Library will be restored and return in Season 6.
The fillies are trying to summon her master to give you a lesson.
>>25792950
She'll lose her wings in S6.
>>25793099
that mare loves to fuck
>>25793099
HI Pinkie. Where are you stallion friends?
>>25793079
>their master is a smaller sexier filly
>>25793099
She's probably fucked dozens of stallions in that alleyway
>>25793139
Dash knows a lady always swallows
>>25793148
What about this pony?
filly made you a snack
It's eggs and hot sauce and waffles with sprinkles baked in an easy bake oven for an hour and served with vanilla ice cream
>>25793148
Of course she always swallows water, what else would she do with it? She has to rehydrate somehow.
>>25793157
Oh yeah. She knows.
>>25793148
Well yeah, how else would you drink tea? Intravenously?
I like to pony pony. You like to pony pony
>>25793157
>>25793186
>and so the stallion pulls out his dick and it's bigger than i've seen, and I make this face
>and he gets nervous and says "its small aint it"
>and then i go " nuh huh its the biggest i've seen and i can't wait to eat it" and then he blows a load all over my face just right there
>luckily i was able to close my eyes like this
>>25793157
Minuette knows
She also likes public play
This pony makes weird annoying sounds when having sex, but the longer you listen to it the more hot and silly it gets.
>>25793228
>>25793228
Who is Sweetie Belle?
>>25793228
All ponies
SPLOOSH
>>25793228
I like to imagine ponies instinctively make horse noises when under extreme emotions, so just about every pony would apply.
Fucking Bonbon and it starts as her being angry and insulting but the more you please her, the more she melts and goes all lost in pleasure.
>>25793228
Apple Bloom.
>Apples!
>>25793228
>>25793268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z3bOvfelZo
>>25793270
three cubes of varying sizes
>>25792379
Fuck off
>>25793282
Filly should ll
>>25793282
I want to cheer that filly up with filly treats and a filly collar
>>25793282
That's a tiny filly
>>25793295
>replying to an over hour old post
>>25793324
this gif is super obnoxious because of the terrible quality and godawful looping
I was going to wait an hour to tell you, but this thread will be dead by then
>>25793324
I really want to wipe the smirk off her face
>>25793338
Considering seeing a psychiatrist anon.
>>25793315
filly treats?
>>25793356
this is so cute does anyone have link to the clip. i havnt seen the finale yet.
>>25793356
Why didn't Starlight just adopt filly Fluttershy?
>>25793371
What are you doing, watch the finale!
>>25793374
You don't usually adopt the fillies you molest, anon.
>>25793361
Treats made just for fillies of course
Never feed them to a colt
colt got a hold of your credit card
>>25793356
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/16/1045559.png
>tfw you'll never breed fluttershy for the sake of pone survival.
>>25793407
I may have binged on a box of filly treats
>>25793410
Holy shit
that fucking nose.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>>25793421
Get in the car. We're goinghome.
>>25793449
I like all the ponies
>>25793417
You'll be fine, just don't put on a pretty bow and the transformation won't take effect
Filly rolls to seduce you
Evens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv40bYcF3tw
Odds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJSflf57eI
>>25793449
that one
>>25793449
Fluttershy!
>>25793449
what is she ready for?
something something shitpost
>>25793463
Yeah, that's probably how it would pan out.
>>25793476
Good effort post anon!
>>25793476
is something wrong, friend
do you want to talk about it
SEVEN PICTURES LEFT AND THEY WILL ALL BE CELESTIA
>>25793497
whatever
>>25793502
Sunset
>>25793502
>Celestia walking through a field of sunflowers
>They all slowly lean towards her as she walks by them
Don't mate with the fillies. They can't even reproduce yet, it's a pointless exercise.
>>25793516
She's trash
>>25793449
EHPPLJEHK
>>25793527
But my doctor says I need exercise.
>>25793530
>le stuck in the human world face :(
>>25793527
They're practicing for marriage.
>>25793527
But it's so much fun
>>25793530
*faceplants onto floor*
>>25793553
is something wrong, friend
do you want to talk about it
>>25793531
How much would you pay to smell that pillow?
>>25793449
Twilight
>>25793531
Never before have I been more envious of a pillow.
>>25793564
not as much as I'd pay to__be___that pillow
>>25793554
Sweetie Belle, will you marry me?
You come across a pair of magical panties
this is the end
>>25793631
well, I'm already wearing like five bows with a stomach full of filly treats
might as well put them on without bothering to get them identified
>>25793626
>>25793626
>>25793626
Quiet holidays?
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves you.
>>25793944
oh gosh
I love her too
she's such a nice pony