>"What do you want for Christmas, nonny?"

>>25786494
A ticket to Equestria.

A sense of purpose and to not die alone

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>>25786494
Happiness.

>>25786494
Talent.

>>25786494
Money to pay my rent.

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>>25786507
Everyone dies alone, f-a-m.

>>25786494
a job

>>25786494
A whittling knife. Or probably some camp gear. I don't ask for much.

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A pony

>>25786494
This.
http://skunkfrakker.tumblr.com/post/135317511804/hi-friends-whos-up-for-some-vr-horse-porn-my

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>>25786494

I want you to be real

>>25786544
They really should work on getting better models.

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>>25786544

>>25786494
Fucking tons of LEGO.

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>>25786494
Only a hippopotamus will do.

>>25786494
Your mom

>>25786494

A Neumann U87. Have you got one?

>>25786494
a-a freind

better life

>>25786494
Working arms

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World power

>>25786822
Do you type with your nose or your toes?

I want to be able to walk again.

Sweet release

>>25786494
to name stuff;
a way to equestria
a ps4
a gaming pc
reality bending abilities similar to discord's, it would be fun

>>25786494
>>25786903
i forgot to add
a way to not have such crippling autism, my memory if very, very poor as well

>>25786854
A stick attached to my forehead.

>>25786494
A pony.
Barring that, to find the key to my gun locker.

>>25786494
Just someone that cares, Pinks.

>>25787048
>to find the key to my gun locker
better safe than sorry, anon. it's not like you NEED them, anyway. :^)

I don't want to be forced to grow up. Moving out of my parents and being on my own, and needing to manage money and look out for myself and stuff is scary.

I don't know how you did it, Pinkie, but life seems to be awesome for you. I just wish it didn't have to be so tough getting used to no longer being taken care of by someone else, like my parents do.

>"..."
>"Hey, cheer up Nonny! It's not so bad. Sure, it's lonely and tough at first, but you just got to stay positive and try and make friends! Friends will help you through mopey times, and in ways you never knew how! And you gotta remember to work hard, and keep working hard! Stay focused and then you can have time and bits to do other fun things!"

It doesn't seem so simple.

>"Being a responsible pony is really hard now, but I'm excited that I am doing good things for myself! I can feed myself, pay boring bills, buy things I want. My parents are proud of me, the Cakes are impressed with me, and living on my own means NO RULES!! Just kidding, there's some rules, but I'm a free mare!!"

But it can't possibly go well for me.

>grabs your face for your attention
>"Nonny, remember it takes hard work to accomplish things. Focus on being good at what you do, what job you get, and then decide how you'll invest your earnings. Keep yourself happy with things you want, but being productive most days, weather its work, errands, or excercise, is a part of keeping you happy. Trust me, stay busy. Stay busy and then relax and have fun! But–work–hard!
Work on work, work on meeting and hanging with people, and work on keeping healthy every day! Work on those as much as you work on your hobbies!"

...
Thanks, Pinkie..

>"Anon's welcome! Merry Christwarming!"
>"I'll see you around, space Anon."

?!

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>>25787104
Thanks for that motivating green, anon.

I needed that.

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>>25786494
To die.

>>25788379

Green incoming

>>25787104
Yo.....are you me?

>>25788466

>not again
>for 4 hours in the blistering cold you waited, only to be stood up again
>the third date in a row that was a no show
>the car door slammed behind you
>small breathy mists puffed out in the silent car
>for what seemed like an eternity, the snow fell on the earth in the fading light
>you turn on your beat up car
>take a few deep mouthfuls of the bottle in the passenger seat next to you
>it goes down harshly and immediately burns itself into your thoughts

>this will never change
>you will always be alone
>you will never have anyone to love
>you will die alone

>snow blurred around your car at inhuman speeds
>the speedometer bounced around 95-110 mph
>the absolute limit your car could move
>is that a deer?

--------------

>a searing light
>nothing
>all sensation of feeling is gone
>you don't even know if you're in you car anymore
>from somewhere far beyond your scope of senses, a deep, rich voice reverberates all around you, almost rattling your bones
>it's strangely comforting and familiar
>"Weep no more, be free of your mortal shackles of burned"
>more bright light
>warmth
>like a nice summer morning
>the lightest of breezes blows past your face
>the combination of gentle warmth and wind is enough to almost immediately put you to sleep, except-
>some is tickling your face
>you keep your eyes shut in case it's your dog standing over your bed again
>a bright voice bubbles over the rustling trees
>"Hey! I've never seen you before! Are you new?!"
>the sight brings you to tears
>you're dead
>all the aches and pains the ailed you before are gone
>even your body seems different, leaner than your usual pudgy frame
>no glasses
>6 small ponies stand before you
>instinctively, you hug the nearest one, Pinkie
>her voice cracks slightly, trembling with each word
>"Welcome home. You'll never hurt again."


;-;[/spoiler/]

>>25786494
You.

>>25786607
I can't believe I still remember that song.

>>25786494
I'm not asking for much ponk, but could you be so kind as to give me Dubs for Christmas?

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>>25788653
Damn

>>25787097
Last time I checked it was called the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of "Needs"

>>25786494
To be freed from this worthless prison of a body.

>>25786494
You have a gift pinkie. And that's making your friends, myself included.
It doesn't matter what you get me, I'll be happy.

>>25786494
>a way to create and maintain exotic matter
>global warming to end abruptly
>CAT-45 to work
>new way of combating disease
>calculations showing where the MLP hubble volume must be

can you to be real this Christmas?

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>>25787104
thank you
>hugs

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I want a big life sized plush/pillow of you so I could cuddle you every night. It will be the closest I can get until you cross dimensions to Earth. I wouldn't even mind if you turned into your human/EQG form

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>>25786494
>To use my tongue to explore that delicious puckered pink ponut you've been hiding beneath your tail
>To suck on that sweet gumdrop of a winking clit with such ferocity, your moans could be heard from Stalliongrad
>To repeatedly flood your oven with my vanilla baby batter and produce the sweetest little centaur babies any civilization has ever seen

>>25786607
That is the worst cat ever

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

>>25792210
>you will never tongue her frosting scented ponut

>>25786494
>That ass!

>>25786494
A nice, strong noose. Not that flimsy sewing thread you got from Rarity like last year.

>>25792777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

>>25786494
Dragon dildos

>>25792777
>You will never try to woo your pretty-in-pink love interest by bursting into SCC and singing 80's rock ballads to her while she mixing some brownies in the kitchen

>>25792790
And it hurts more every time I think about it.

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>>25786494
Someone to share a mistletoe moment

>>25786494
"I want to punch you in the stomach."

>>25786494
A gun and one bullet.

>>25786494
An extended vacation in Equestria, Ponk. Can you make it happen?

ITT: Angst

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>>25786494
bring back to life the dead part of the family.

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>>25788653
dude...

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>>25786494
for someone to say they love me
even if they don't really mean it

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>>25793616
I love you anon

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>>25793616
I love you.

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>>25793616
I love you, bruh

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>>25793903
>>25793917
>>25793948
thanks bros
I love you too n-no homo

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>>25786494
But Miss Pie, what good is telling you if you are
Unable to speak?

>>25786494
Dat fat pink butt

>>25786494
you
I would trade every gift I ever receive on every Christmas for the rest of my life for you.

>>25786494
Rainbow Dash as a drinking buddy.

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>>25793204

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>>25793616
>>25793903
>>25793917
>>25793948
>>25794089

Jeez
F-fags... *sniff*

>>25794765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Y1_qwo9CE

I'm glad that all of you exist.
I really am.

>>25794959
So thanks. Keep existing, sirs and madams.

>>25794959
I am not.
Because we all have to suffer until this world finally stops existing and the good men govern it.
What to do, what to do.

>>25786494
Honestly? Nothing. I've always hated the materialistic culture surrounding Christmas, and would rather not receive anything at all, except the oppurtunoty to spend some quality time cooking, baking, and just hanging out with loved ones.

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>>25788379
Please this.

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>>25786494
Literally all I want is to finally get laid.
>tfw pinkie will never ask you what you want, you tell her, and she fucks around with you all day long
>tfw link related will never be reality
http://imgur.com/qfOuFsp

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>>25793616
I love you
Dont tell anyone or I will fucking cut you

>>25795266
Watch the Grinch movie anon.

>>25786607
I want a dakimakura fer chreesstmas!!!!

>>25795986
Only a waifu Dashie one will do!

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>>25795986
How dare you remind me of such a travesty!

>>25786494
a pony plush with a strap-on

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Geez, fucking /r9k/ 2.0 over here

i want everyone who posted here to get what they want for christmas

>>25786494
For it not to be commercialised

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>>25794804
underrated post

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>>25796625
Get ready for a shitload more of it, as we've alot more hiatus to go.

>>25786494
I WANT AN EXBAWX

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>>25786494
I want a friend.
A friend that I can just be friends with, and not have to constantly work to keep.
That they want to be my friend equally or more-so than I want to be theirs.
I don' t feel like I've ever had a real friend. I've known many people, but, a friend?
A true true friend who's friend indeed?
A pony like you, Pinkie, would be the best thing in the world,
but even just a guy who actively pursues the friendship,
or a girl who is emotionally stable enough that I don't have to constantly keep trying to comfort and reassure would make me happy.

>>25798253
Go outside and talk to people you fucking autist.

>>25786494
I want a job. A job so I can support myself and feel less sorry for myself.

>>25798383
You don't think I've tried?

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>>25795986
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_hNTGpL7ns

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The sweet release of death.

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>>25798724

>>25798724
I know that feeling, Anon

>>25796741
You're the real MVP Anon.

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>>25796741

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this is now a feels thread.

>>25786494
All I want for christmas is you

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>>25799355
dubs confirm christmas feels.

I had depression, anxiety disorder and paranoia a year ago but I managed to grow out of all of it, I actually feel happy IRL.
And since I want everyone here to be happy too, I'll tell you all what to do.
Just try to balance things up in your life, try not to let internet addiction get the best of you, go outside and try to be more social you'll find out that making friends is ridiculously easy and having these people in life actually make it more worthy and enjoyable overall.
You might want something else in Christmas and that is pretty reasonable but friends are something that you can keep forever if you put some effort into it and quite frankly they have this supernatural power to make everything be better.
With all that being said I still think you faggots are my real friends, I can be who I am in here and speak my mind and you people actually listen, I love you faggots.

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>>25799412
I need to use that advice.

>>25799386
To simply have a wonderful Christmas time

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I wish for it to snow so we can play.

>>25786494
I want fucking snow

I want pony metal slug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhRiZzo1fR4

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>>25787104
Saved for when I need a pick up. Thanks Anon.

>>25787104
>>25799412
Advice thread nao?

>>25800784
nah

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>>25800870
Aw.

>>25800913
Rarara a shit.

>>25786494
A 256gb ssd

>>25786494
I want to hug my father for one last time.

>>25795330
>http://imgur.com/qfOuFsp
>Weird proportions
>Human vagina
0/10 Wouldn't fuck even if my dick had the cure for horse cancer

>>25786494
A piece of that ass

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>>25788653

>>25795311
How the fuck would this work?

>>25786494
Ah nothing
I don't like christmas

>>25786494
My two front teeth

>>25786494
A back that doesn't feel like a hot metal rod is bending inside my muscles every time I grab my cane to hobble out of bed.

Shoes that aren't torn up.

>>25786494
a big booty mare

I want to get a full night's sleep and not feel like I'm dying when I wake up.

My mom back.

>>25786494
Horse Pussy.