Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25717170
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First for AJ getting character!
also Sexy hooves

APPLEJACK WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT

HERS

BY

RIGHT

First for my triumphant return... Selfish post is Selfish

Sexy hooves though!

>>25779437
>>25779440
>>25779442
>All in the span of 30 seconds

HA!

>>25779440
Damn if she isn't killing it with this spotlight too.

>>25779442
Good to have you back, buddy. Hope when you get caught up, you get some more ideas for AJ art.

Or more Chitty art, you do the best her.

>>25779581
Thanks! And don't worry, once I do, I'll start popping stuff out left and right!

>>25779605
...Dare I dream for the legendary AJ vs Chitania art?

It is but a myth, as the legends have told!

>>25779639
I... have one of those actually. Don't know where it is, but I did draw one ha ha! I could look for it, but I haven't sorted through my pile in ages.

>LNPP anon hasn't been reading the current AJ stories

YOU FOOL

>>25779581
>Damn if she isn't killing it with this spotlight too.

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THIS ENDS OR HOW THIS ENDS BUT DAMNIT ALL

WE NEED TO KEEP THIS SHIT GOING

WE'VE FUCKING FAILED

WE HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR OUR PAST MISTAKES

>>25779711
It started out with a "Eh, I'm just not feeling it right now. I'll catch up later."
>Later comes.
"Ugh, still not feeling it. Maybe a little longer. I'm sure I'll catch up."
>End of the thread.
"...Crap, how did this happen? I guess I'm not reading the thread this time around."

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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>AJ can give some mean apple related advice.
>Pinkie jumps a shark.
>Derpy tries to sneak the jury duty summons to Chitania via paper airplane.
>2 needs to watch out for Heffalumps and woozles or they'll steal her marchmally.
>Watch out for sharknados.
>Babs Seed wishes she was with the Crusaders.
>The Crusaders discover Zonkeys are a thing.
>Encouraging fanservice!

>>25779679
...Well, now I'm just damn hype.
>>25779801
>I DON'T KNOW WHEN THIS ENDS OR HOW THIS ENDS BUT DAMNIT ALL

You know, with all he set up and all he examined, I don't know if that will be a problem. He really did pick at her brain with this one.

>>25779711
While it is indeed a little sad, I don't blame him. The setup did a wonderful job examining her mental state, her past, how she feels now and why she feels that way, but it was pretty sad.

The only reason why the kick worked is because of it, but it was heartbreaking to get through.

Still, no doubt this shit is hype.

>>25779844
Like he said, the arc took a big turn early on, and it's been just twists and so much looking into AJ's brain and so many surprising things it's pretty much been the best her character has seen since thread 55 when she rode on a dinosaur to punch a nuke. Nothing that grandiose, I mean, I'm not saying she does any super badass feats, I just mean her character is really getting fleshed out.

There is... one little hiccup though.

HE ONLY DOES IT ONCE A DAY AND THEY ARE SHORT, EASY TO READ SNIPPITS
SO MANY CLIFFHANGERS

I NEED

ALL OF HIS AJ STORIES

CRAMMED INTO ONE PASTEBIN

SO I CAN READ IT AND MASTURBATE AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME

IT HAS TO BE DONE

>>25779884
>Once a day
>Short, easy to read snippets.

I like this guy's style already.

OOCO
>Spike
‘Twilight’

>H-Hey Twilight…

‘Spike! How are you? All better?’

>y-yeah

The dragon looked around cautiously, certain another canvas covered death trap lay in store.

>…no flying machine today? You…you just want to hang out?

He asked, his voice laden with hope.

‘PFT! Don’t be silly! We’re here for Science! Swallow this.’

She handed him a small grey sphere.

>What is it?

‘An antigravity device! See you swallow it, then you can manipulate it directly with your will. It should, in theory, modify the effects of gravity on your whole body, allowing you to utilize a kind of flight based on what direction gravity pulls on you from most strongly!’

>Huh. Ok then.

Taking the pill he swallowed it.

A beat passed. Then two.

>I don’t feel any different.

‘Try to focus. Clear your mind and start with something simple. Like…floating a few meters off the ground.’

>Ok…

The dragon closed his mind, and focused.

<HRK!>

Suddenly he shot into the air being dragged chest first into the sky.

‘Spike! No! You need to relax! Try and control it!’

>I <hrk> Don’t think I <hrk> ca-<BLARGHHHH!>

‘Oh gross!’

><BLLARGGHHHHH!>

‘Spike come back!’

><BLARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!>

It was to no avail as the dragon was dragged off toward the horizon, vomiting all the way.

***
Back in the lab, spike sat, wrapped in a towel, eye twitching.

‘So….that could have gone better..’

>I was halfway to yakyakistan before it finally came up.

‘Like I said, needs improvement.’

>When it came up I was also a few thousand feet in the air.

‘We got really close this time’

>I hit the ground face first. I can’t smell anything.

‘…Same time next week?’

>Sigh….yes.

>>25779884
I feel like some anon got a hold of a monkeys paw.

>Alright, Mister Paw, here's what I want. I want AJ to get some development. Real development! Like Chrysalis gets!
*Finger closes*
>And I want to see some cool magic too! Gimme some magic that's special to her!
*Finger closes*
>And... maybe not be a giant 20-30 post thing? Those take forever to come out. Yeah, just give me nice short ones.
*Finger closes*
>One wish left... man, I wish I knew what I wanted.
*Paw is closed*
>OH! RIGHT! And they come out really frequently-OH GODDAMN IT!

>>25779984
God I love how silly this got.

I really do.

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hey guys, can some one give advice for a good story?
a finished one would be great

>>25780184
Here?

Sorry, this is a continuous story, not a prompt thread. There isn't any one all-done story because it's all just continuation of the same universe with a wide variety of characters, arcs and situations. There's no one story all done that we can point to, save Pommel's Adventure(Was that ever pastebinned separately?) because the series is still going on.

If you're looking for a bunch of one shots funnies, the first pastebin link or the pictures here http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki#How_it_all_started sum up the best at the start, and if you want then you can try to see some more in the pastebin.

But, like I said, there isn't one story to give you, this isn't a prompt thread. There's a ton that are technically 'done', but they keep going after that story finishes. Think DC or Marvel comics.

I still got the pastebin keys laying around here, in case someone can pick up the slack...

>>25780240
thanks anon, gonna start reading from the begining then

>>25780275
Don't you guys just love it when we catch the attention of a New Anon? I love it!

>>25779984
Well, good thing that thing didn't literally turn off gravity, or he would be going 1000 miles an hour.

True story.

>>25780373
yeah....reality is not guaranteed with this series of shorts.

>>25779711
Perhaps I can be of help!
LAST THREAD RECAP, APPLES SOLVE EVERYTHING EDITION!
>Jetset on his way back to Canterlot meets up with a most unexpected guest. None other than 56, booty lover himself!
>Jetset, his phasing powers still quite unstable, tries to escape him to no avail, and while being caught he hears from someone else who he would rather not see. Someone most... 'Professional'
>Lavan continues his quest to make everyone crazy!
>After they throw a paper airplane into her eye, Chitty and the others have had enough of 41's and SP's shit, and tie them up.
>29 is worried about 56
>SA lays the bad news on Cadence about their trading partners, while Cadence assures him he probably did all he could.
>Lucky brings up to Chitania that she should be getting paid for her comic.
>Also, Chitty never wondered if she can shrink down.
>Chrysalis is determined not to make things any worse.
>Celestia fills everyone in that they will be having some time off. They all wonder what they're going to do in their time off.
>Luna doesn't know, but she's taking her bed.
>Idris, on his way home, discovers that his two eldest children have stowed away on the airship, leaving Siegfried behind to be harassed by Handydog
>Many jokes ensue about them creeping out him and Gwen.
>DT blows up Celestia's front lawn with her landing, prompting the princess to blow the thing up.
>DT's attemtps to put it back together go poorly, and long story short Spike becomes a bomb.
>The CMC make the giant golem situation worse. Yes... worse.
>Spitfire assures Shiny if they ever get kicked out and she gets elected, she'll let him live in her house. Clearly, Shiny is appreciative.
>7 finds out about the goings on. Finds it unfortunate.
>Sunset finds 29 and crew, stuffs them in a shack to wait out AJ's return.
1/3justthreeIdiditshort

>>25780515
>BUT FOR THE MAIN EVENT!
>Applejack speaks with the tree, pleads and begs it to give her a means to fix everything in her desperation. She asks, and asks, and asks, but it doesn't answer.
>Because it's a tree.
>Eventually it gets too much, and Applejack bucks it.
>That's right, she bucks the Tree of Harmony. She bucks it.
>And it drops an apple. A red, slightly off color, glowing apple.
>Before she can even process how crazy that is, someone speaks to her!
>"Where... are my... changelings.."
>It seems Chrysalis has found her.
>Despite her pleas and attempts to explain, Chrysalis nearly hits her, until Applejack says one particular thing
>"It's not that bad!" and with that, Chrysalis stops.
>She just stops, seemingly no longer caring. When asked why she's not angry, the Queen says she is still really angry, but it's not that bad so she shouldn't make a deal out of it.
>After some testing, Applejack puts together that the apples magic is to make anyone who hears her words believe them to be the absolute truth, even though the apple doesn't change reality itself. Anything she says, Chrysalis will just outright believe and never question.
>She discovers this by telling her that she's not the greatest Queen. Bit harsh.
>Instantly, Applejack's mind is going, and she says to herself that at last she can fix Equestria! She reasons that with this, she can make all of Ponyville, nay, all the world know the truth that the changelings just want peace, and they'll believe it. She even reasons she can make them believe pretty much anything, including telling the changelings that all they want is peace.
2/3

>>25780525
>But the Apple can only make you believe it, not change who you are, so Chrysalis snaps back into thinking of all the things she needs to do to become the greatest Queen, which Applejack shoots down every one with her truth apple. Despite this, she never stops.
>When Chrysalis finally asks her what she does need to do in order to be the best Queen, Applejack has to think about that, realizing all the good she can make Chrysalis do if she just focuses her. She ponders, and thinks, wondering just exactly how to make the Queen do what she wants.
>But when Chrysalis pushes her too far, she realizes that the thing she needs to do is make Chrysalis change, and the only way to do that is to stop her from having someone to run back to.
>She needs to get rid of her enabler.
>So, she tells Chrysalis if she wants to be the best Queen, she has to move out of the Crystal Empire.
>"Fuck you"
>It seems that the Apple stopped working, or something to that measure, as Chrysalis brushes off this 'truth'. Applejack stops paying attention to her, now focusing on how to make the Apple work again, and what it's limits might be.
>Chrysalis tries talking to her, but she won't answer. When she gets annoyed with this and reaches for the apple, Applejack snaps, desperate to keep anyone from taking her apple again.
>And by that, I mean she punches Chrysalis with everything she has.
>"That was very stupid."
>Things have gotten really crazy.

As always, if I missed anything, tell me!

Though I admit, the recap can't do all dat dialog justice.

>>25779801
>I DON'T KNOW WHEN THIS ENDS OR HOW THIS ENDS

Oh god it's going to end eventually.

>>25780671
Eventually... Maybe... There is a chance... But we're not sure. Could just go on though, that's a possibility

I've got 5 bits on AJ ending the fight via 'truth' apple with little to no damage taken.

OOCO
>SA
"AJ"
~~

"Ugh."

>Oh, now what?

"Oh, nothin', don't wanna talk about it."

>Applejack, if you can't talk about it with me, right now, there is literally nobody in the world you can talk about it with. What's up?

"...Spike's talkin' bout tryin' ta' get big again."

>Oh come on.

"Ah' know. But he thinks it'll help if Chitty goes nuts."

>Wow, I hope not. If he does, he's going to start training, and then she'll take it as a challenge, and before you know it everybody will be kung fu fighting.

"Last time he did his kicks were fast as lightning."

>Yeah, that was a little bit frightening.

"S'pecially cause of all that expert timing."

>Maybe we should get some funky Chineigh mares?

"From funky Chineigh town?"

>They're good at chopping mares up and chopping mares down.

"Well, it is an ancient Chineighs art."

>They all know their parts.

"Rarity might be fainting, she might slip."

>At least he'll get some strong hips?

"..."

>Well, that threw off the rhythm. What's up?

"Think that'll work on me? Make mah' hips stronger?"

>You... you want stronger hips?

"...'

>They're strong enough.

"...Ah'm lookin' in to it."

>Fine, fine.

"..."

>...

"...So when are ya' gettin' yer' half of yer' bed fixed?"

>Celestia promised the replacement will be there by tomorrow, and that she's very sorry for blowing it up.

"Ah."

>...Thanks for letting me crash here again.

"Yep."

>...

"...Ah' like havin' sleepovers."

>What?

"Nothin'... nothing..."

>>25780876
We got five on a flawless victory for the Appul, do I hear fifteen on bugbutt getting her cheeselegs on the forbidden fruit?

>>25780979
I got twenty that Chrysalis gets the apple and AJ realizes its too powerful to exist.

>>25781001
Twenty on Remove Troof, do I hear anything on Chrysalis being less of a dickhead? Long odds but huge payout, this could be the one folks!

>>25781060
Fifty on Chrysalis giving up and stopping sometime during the fight!

>>25781060
I'm your huckleberry. 50 bits!

>>25781100
I'm going all in with my '100 Internets' on them actually having a peaceful resolution over this.

>>25781075
Fifty on the sudden stoppage and

>>25781100
FIFTY ON THE DARK HORSE! Good luck, anon, the odds are 1000:1!

>>25781157
Oooh... putting some serious dough in now!

Oh that note, what's the exchange rate of Internets to bits?

>>25781172
Gambling! Stop using the computer to fleece anons.

Have no idea whats going on, but 1000 Bits on them accidentally kissing!

If I win, I'll draw it!

>>25781295
>He's learned internet gambling

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

>>25780976
...that's weirdly cute.

>>25780525
>One post of recap is other stuff
>Two posts is just AJ's story
Why is this so good to see?

>>25781295
You can't tell me what to do!

>>25781329
And we got a huge sum on them accidentally'ing a lesbianism!

>>25781353
Buddy I'm just getting started!

>>25780340
It tickles my pickle, it does!

>Chitania
"Pommel"
~~~~

>...

"...Where do you sleep anyway?"

>Planning to stab me when I slumber, really?

"Would that even work? Wouldn't it like... bounce off."

>Yes.

"Sooooo-"

>I'm also against it on the basis of you stalking me.

"Fair enough?"

>...

"Aren't you going to shoot back asking where I sleep?"

>Third room on the right in the west hallway of the Castle Barracks.

"..."

>...

"I feel like I need to arrest you now."

>Why?

"Because you have clearly been stalking me?"

>Your name is on the damn door.

"Ah. So it is."

>...

"...I need to fix that."

>Trust me, stalking you is by far the last thing on my mind.

"I killed a god you know."

>That just makes me want to punch you and prove my superiority.

"... well?"

>I'm not actually going to.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why?"

>I don't believe you.

"But I did it!"

>Prove it.

"...'

>...

"...Shit."

>>25781987
he can't prove it right now, but he ca-
oh wait, that would prove Red's NOT dead, just inside primrose's body
fuck, Pommel can't really say he's killed a god and back it up without finding the Widow's Regret and her crew can he?

>>25782032
Or Chitty could just take a look in his head.

But she won't, because fuck him.

Bitch.

>>25782055
>Or Chitty could just take a look in his head.

No she can't, she sucks at that. She really, really sucks at that.

Her just trying to erase five minutes erases a whole month+ of their life bad.

>>25782068
Then have fucking 13 do it.

I don't care that it's going to get him beat to a pulp, he fucking did it.

>>25782094
>Well, 13? Did he do it?

"...Nope, apparently the god he 'killed' is in a robot or something, and he couldn't actually kill it."

'Oh come on!'

>HAH!

'He was dead for a little while!'

"That's not what being dead is."

'Fine! Incapacitated!'

>Ooooo~ You incapacitated something that can be held by those robots I crushed without even looking while so badly wounded I couldn't go titan, ssscaaaarrrryyyy. You're a goddamn wonder, that's what you are.

'It's bigger than that!'

>If I punch that robot, will it get out?

'YES!'

>Then it's not bigger than that, it's a regular robot that is holding in this 'god'.

'...It's bigger than you're making it sound!'

"You missed out on fighting a city sized crab squid thing, by the way."

>SON OF A BIIIIIIII- wait, did he kill that? That actually sounds fucking awesome.

"Nope. Died without mind control."

>-IIIIIIIIIIITTTCCCHHHHHHHHH!

>>25782187
Fuck you. Just. Fuck you.

>>25782187
HA! HE NEVER DID SHIT!

POMMEL FAGGOT

B T F O
F
O

GO BACK TO FIMFICTION FAGGOT!

>>25782217
Awww, come on man, it's just some humor. Not meant to be taken seriously.

>>25782288
Nobody is dumb enough to fall for that bait.

>>25782325
Guess what? 'Chitania's the best ever and you are lower than dirt' stopped being funny dozens of threads ago.

>>25782380
Serves him right for being uppity. Like that douchebag who wrote Chitania getting beat by Faust. Everyone knows Chitty's gonna win that fight. She deserves it as simply the best character in the thread.

>>25782597
Already blew your load with the 'fimfiction' part, man. Not gonna work. Wait another few threads and try again, but try to mix it up.

In case anybody is coming back after a Hiatus, all you need to know is that he really, really hopes he can drive writefags away. That's it.

>>25782187
>'It's bigger than that!'

Oh myyyyyyy~

>>25781987
Chitty is secretly depressed changelings can't change gender.

It means she can never have a dick to swing around physically as well as verbally.

>>25782325
You say that, but I'd bet you money some asshole like >>25782288 would use it as an excuse for the guard to decide Pommel isn't good enough to be captain and throw him out. His story was one of the few times non-teched up non-Princess ponies managed to actually do something aside from stuff like Dash's bit in the train fight.

Taking that away just for the sake of 'Chitania is superior AGAIN' is kind of obnoxious.

>>25783452
>You say that, but I'd bet you money some asshole like >>25782288 would use it as an excuse for the guard to decide Pommel isn't good enough to be captain and throw him out.

1, that guy is very obviously the "I'm super good at running off writers!" person, who is made of sad and woe.

2, that doesn't make any sense. They didn't know about that when they hired him on, they literally just did it because they thought he would be easy to push around(he was when he left). Where's the logic there?
>Oh, that thing we didn't know about(Still don't know about?) when we voted you captain wasn't as impressive as we thought it was when we didn't know it happened, you're out! Instead we're going to hire on... uh... Actarius?

>>25782187
"You know what, screw it, next time a paper airplane ends up in your eye, don't come crying to me."

>Oh please like that would happen a second ti-"

Poink!

>GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

"Huh..."

-Sorry! I wasn't aiming for her, I promise!-

>AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

'Captain!'

"Oh fine, I'll get it out."

'...'

"..."

>AAAAAHHHHH!

'Well?!'

"Hm? Sorry, it's really stuck in there."

>AAAAHHHHHHH!

"Music, sweet music."

Yoink!

>SON OF A BITCH!

"Itty bitty teeny tiny victories, gotta take them where I can."

>I can ki-

"You can kill me without thinking about it. Yeah, I know."

>>25783617
Sorry but I've had a rough day and while I will not take his bait, that guy is a fucking douchebag and the sooner the character I like is finally free from Bitchzilla the better.

I personally can't wait for her to be better at croquet than 77, able to handle demons better than Cheerilee, and beat 2 at Hyperspace Hyperwars.

Just cuz

>>25783750
>Actually, I was saying I can kind of get the feeling that they're trying to set me off... are they? I mean, is this a test?

"...Yes, it's a test, and every time you choose not to fight them, you're winning."

>But I could win harder if I fought them. I can do that, you know-

"Right right right, kill them without thinking, but this is a moral victory."

>Those are the worst kind of victories!

"Do you really want to have to admit you lost to a pony?"

>I did.

"...what?"

>I did, that happened, I lost to a pony. Lost outright, I didn't win. That happened. I lost.

"..."

>What? I can admit when I lose. I lost to my mother all the time. All the time. She used to beat my ass into the ground. The important thing is surviving, getting better, and then coming back with a vengeance! If you can breath, you can get stronger, if you can get stronger, you can win!

"...At what point did this become a PSA?"

>I feel more like I'm bragging that in addition to being above you, I'm smarter than you too. For I know the truth of-

POINK!

>GAHHHHHHHHHH WHO FUCKING DID THAT I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

"Erm... nobody, that's the one you were holding. A gust of wind blew it into your face."

>...

"..."

>...So it was.

"..."

>...I should probably have crumpled that up.

"Huh, you are smart!"

>...

"Little victories."

>It pains me you consider this a victory. You didn't do anything.

"Oh yeah? What's the biggest victory today?"

>...I got to hear my daughter go 'whee' while she rode on my back.

"..."

>...

"...Shit, that's good."

>HA!

>>25783908
Oh god I have to. Forgive me.
>Chitania
"Pommel"
'13'
[???]
{Changelings}
~Ponyville~
~~~~

>So that's when I told him he had about six seconds to live.

"Your stories are just a delight, I want you to know this. All of these stories? Just the best."

>I'm not even done yet.

"That's how good your stories are, they're so good every other word feels like it could be the ending, and it would be just as amazing!"

>...

'She's not stupid.'

"I have reached the point of wishing for death."

>I'm considering it.

'No.'

>Very well.

"...This relationship is so damn weird."

>I just... wait a damned minute.

"Oh now wha-OH FAUST DAMN IT!"

Bleary eyed and confused, a chitinous hoof waved to them all.

[...hi? What... ahhh... what, exactly, is going on out here?]

'...pony? Did you not say there was only one other changeling in this town, Twenty Nine?'

"I actually never said anything of the sort."

[Seriously, is anyone going to fill me in?]

'How do you not know what's going on!?'

[I just woke up five minutes ago. This was not this crazy shit six hours ago.]

'Did you somehow not hear the screaming!?'

[I hear screams of the damned every night when I stay over at her place.]

'...'

[It's actually kind of nice.]

>Who the fuck are you again?

[How do you not know? How many changelings have an eye patch?]

>...I don't know.

[Have we ever spoken before now?]

>I do not think so, no.

[...Hi, I'm Seventy Seven, you tried to kill me once.]

>My daughter wants you alive, so I'm not going to do that again.

[Splendid! Now... what is with the mob?]

~WE WANT THE CHANGELINGS GONE!... which includes you, I guess? I mean, we don't want to discriminate.~
~We are equal about this!~

[Oh. What did Chrysalis do this time?]

{Our Queen didn't do shit! It was Eighteen! She was posing as Princess Cadence, and doing paperwork!... Which is bad!}
{It's the worst, apparently!}
{Mob worthy even!}

[Oh... ohhhh...]

~...You knew about this!?~

[Er-]

1/2

>>25784304

~OH MY GOSH! IT WAS AN INVASION!~

[Is that really what they think?]

'Seventy Seven, go stand with the others.'

[But it wasn't at all-]

'Go stand with them!'

[Oh, fine.]

'...'

[I'm coming right back, you know. I have a fiance. This is silly. You are all being silly.]

~GASP!~

>Congratulations.

"..."

>What? I like weddings.

"..."

>I do. I like them.

'She seriously does.'

"...If it turns out you cry at weddings, I will finally know that there is a true, loving god."

>I admit to nothing.

"...there is a god..."

[So, what are we doing?]

'We are waiting for Sunset to return with Twenty Nine, and then we shall all rejoin the hive. We have exactly thirty three minutes remaining.'

[Ah. And then we're going back to the Empire?]

'Correct.'

[Right.]

"You don't seem worried."

[One call to Chrysalis, and I get this fixed. Trust me.]

>That is discouraging to hear her so kowtowed to a drone.

[And since I am so not worried... anyone want to play croquet? I actually came out for some night croquet. That's why I was here before the... mob.]

>I don't know what that is, but I see hammers. I am in.

[You sure? Well... alright, but remember, this is about control, and relaxing.]

>Please. Despite all my power, I am quite in control of my every-

~~~~~~~~

>GRRRAAHHHHHHHHHH!

'MOM FOR FUCKS SAKE! DROP YOUR TITAN MODE!'

>WHY IS THIS GAME SO STUPID!?

[It's pretty simple, actually. You just lightly tap it through the arches and-]

>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

[It's to relax! You just lightly hit them! Lightly! Not send them clear into the sky!.. To where they will hopefully not hit someone!]

>HAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEE!

"...This was all worth it."

[Don't chew on the hammer! Come on, be a good sport, I'll go easy on you the third time!]

>RARRGGGABRB!

>>25784342
Jokes on you! I will accept this as nothing short of one hundred percent canon.

>>25784404
Minus the part where 77 already interacted with Chitty when he told AJ he was getting married. Her response to that time was to laugh and insult him.

>>25783933
...awww...

>>25784655
Shit, that did happen?

Whelp, just make it NC. Nothing about that works if that's the case, and I just missed that story/did not recall it. Oh well, everyone makes mistakes, I'll roll with it.

>>25784694
Happens to the best of us, man.

Y'know, we may have our disagreements, but I'm glad we're not the IDW type of writers

>>25786023
oh god what drama is being cooked up now?

>>25786128
IDW Writers cannot into drama/adventure arc third acts, again.

>>25786167
oh, so they done goofed and made Sombra into a gary stu again?

>>25786169
Even better, you remember Reflections? You remember ol' Good King Sombra?

Guess who gets express forgiven and turned into...?

>>25784655
There's always something, isn't there?

>>25786175
Tirek!

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>>25786358

>>25786317
,,,, actually? Wierdly rare, isn't it? You don't see something lIke that haopen so often anymore..

>>25786369
But...but he died. The show cannon killed him. The creators were pretty clear on that. ...I mean, we're a thread on 4chan. We can tell cannon to suck it whenever we please but...this is a comic. That people pay actual money for.

Quality control? C'mon guys it's not supposed to be a dial you turn down to 2.

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>>25787026
QUALITY CONTROL?

YOU WANTU SOMU QUALITY?

HEER U GO

Q U A L I T Y

OOCO
>AJ
"SA"
~~~

>... should we try to make college free?

"What?"

>College, you know, them fancy learning places, should they be free?

"Huh... would de-incentivise specialty stuff a little, as we couldn't fund every little one."

>Yeah, but it would be an overall post to the economy if we had less ponies with loans... or changelings.

"Huh."

>Just saying, ya'll can obviously afford to send Two off, and Applebloommaint a problem, but what about when the baby grows up? Or Scootaloo?

"Mmm... point. It would be costly to the taxpayer, though."

>But they'd be getting better workers.

"You mean competition, from the older ones."

>Ain't expecting it to go over smoothly.

"Eh, I'd have an easier time with it over in the Empire, and Ponyville would almost certainly be onboard, it's the places with wealth, like Canter lot you'll see kickback in."

>Ah can handle them.

"If you say so. I'd say go for it."

>Yeah, what Ah was thinking, just wanted a second opinion.

"..."

>...it's weird to do work when we are slacking off.

"The fact we pretend to do work when anyone walks in just makes it weirder."

>...

"...king me."

>Fuckin checkers!

>>25787042
Shit, even I'm stunned on that one. Slacking off and still making progress. Wow.

>>25787039
>SEIGE

>>25786836
Yeah, only when someone might show up bitchzilla.

>>25787039

"SEIGE" was fucking drawn on

How can somebody typo on fucking DRAWN LETTERS

>>25787173
Doesn't that make it more likely? At least if you type it, technology can tell if you're spelling it wrong. When you're writing it, you have to rely on your own knowledge and your editor to be competent, at least one of you has to be paying attention and pass second grade spelling.

>>25787208
>and your editor to be competen

huehuehuehuHUEHUHUEHEUHEUHEUE

>>25783933
OOCO

>Ha? This the robot then, hm?

-Greetings, this unit is designated Primrose, how can it be of assistance?-

>Just stand right there...

CRACK!

-Error error errooorrrr...bzzzt!-

FOOSH!

~GRAHAHAHAHAHA!~

>Alright you don't look so impressive, orepare for a-

~GRAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa...~

>Hey come back! I didn't let you out for you to run away! ...well damn.

"Huff...huff...Chitania...don't...aw fuck. Did you-?"

>Kill your robot to get at your oh so impressive god? Yes.

"WHY!?"

>Fighting gods is kind of my M.O at this point. This one sucks though, he ran away.

"...you are...SUCH...a bitch."

>And you're beneath my notice, farewell.

"...I hate my life sometimes."

>>25787330
You mean nc right? Ooco is out of canonical order. It is used for when you want to write a story In Cannon that is taking place at a different point on the timeline than the one we are currently viewing. So it actually happens. Usual to set things before certain major events during a different status quo period than whatever is current because what is current does not work for the story you want to tell.

NC is for when you just want to plop something out you think is funny but should not actually affect the story.

>>25787378
Nope, this happened. Pommel accomplished nothing and Chitania is the greatest.

>AJ
"Chrysalis"
~~~

It was an accident.

That was all it was, a simple accident, a simple mistake. She had panicked, she had acted without thinking, she hadn't been paying attention. She had reacted purely on the instinct that there was something reaching for the one hope she had of saving the world and fixing so many problems, and she had acted. It hadn't been malicious, it hadn't been an act of anger to her, it was a snap, nothing more.

That she had put so much into that blow spoke nothing of any feelings she might have towards the Queen, and instead solely towards the gravity of the situation. This said everything about how important this was, how much was on her shoulders, not that she hated the Queen, not that she felt anything that would drive her to do something like that.

Chrysalis would understand. She would understand the importance, even though she never let that weight settle. Even though she brushed off her own responsibilities like leaves on a toy she wished to play with. She would understand the basics, if nothing else. She would understand the fundamental needs that so many were relying on her, and she had to do whatever it took to save the day this time. They were counting on her to come through, and solve this mess with the changelings. And she could, and not only that, she could solve so many more problems, she could solve so many more things, a thousand things in Equestria that needed fixed could be solved in no time, with just a word, with just a speech. She knew her limits now, she knew the Apple was limited, it seemed. Sure, it had stopped working on the Queen, she had not been destroyed, or as she had hoped perhaps the changeling might even have a moment of clarity to realize the truth that she spoke, just like she strives to do always.

But no, either the Apple's power had reached it's limit, or she was simply too good at brushing off any truth, that even harmony magic was not powerful enough.

Still, no feelings of malice.

1/2

>>25787430

She would understand that, she would accept that she had no feelings of anger really, it had been involuntary, a snap choice, she certainly understood those.

She had done enough of them, surely, she would understand.

This was Equestria's salvation, this was her changelings salvation, by stopping her she was only hurting herself. Even without the magic to make her know it to be true, she could still explain it. She would accept that it had been an accident, that she was doing this to save her changelings, and she would not be angry with her for the blow anymore.

She just needed to explain it.

When the pang in her chest eased enough that she could look at that anger, that she could tear her eyes away from the welt on the side of the Queen's face, the bruise that she herself had left with her strike, she could explain it.

"I don't know what was so important about this that was worth it..."

She could have, if only the Queen hadn't disappeared in flame.

"But I might as well find out."

She could have, if only Chrysalis hadn't appeared over her, and cast a green glow around her apple. Cast a spell to take away her gift, to take away her victory again. Just like every time before, Chrysalis was poised to steal away her win.

Like before, it hit her, and she reacted.

>GET AWAY FROM IT AH' SAID!

It was an accident, when she took another swing right at that Queen's frowning face. It had been just as involuntary now as it had been before, every bit as much, if not more.

She very much doubted it had been involuntary when Chrysalis ducked under the blow, and struck back with her own attack.

She doubted that it had been a mistake when the force sent her tumbling over and over, out from the cavern with the Tree.

She doubted it was a look of kindness that bore down on her, looking to that apple with a hungry eye.

She wanted her gift, her means to save the world, and she wanted to take it.

>You.. ain't... taking it!

The next one would not be a mistake.

>>25787443
Fuck bitching, the hype is back!

And AJ is going full Gollum!

>>25787430
>>25787443
Oh

Ohhhhh nooooo

AJ isn't going to use that Apple outside of the cavern, isn't she?

>>25787443
So this is pretty much The Last Roundup:Magic Apple edition. AJ feels like she's the only one who can 'save' everyone and has to do it her way, regardless of what anyone else thinks. Only now, she also thinks she can save the whole world.

>>25787520
And also with a megalomaniac villain complicating things immensely

>>25787526
A megalomaniac who she also clearly has some unresolved feelings of anger towards, who she now feels is continuously attempting to 'steal' her victory from her again. To the point she just coldcocked the bitch who could take out Celestia and said "BRING IT!" after getting knocked one herself.

This shit just keeps getting crazier for AJ.

>>25787443
>hype
>hype
>hype
>hype
Damn, I haven't been this hype in /pa/ since shit, I can't remember.

What will happen, I don't know, and that kills me!

>>25787391
No. It didn't. Because if the root got crushe that would not release red it would again temporarily kill it until it appeared so where else. It would not run off because that is not how that has been established to work.

Sod off with your bait.

>>25787566
Fine, doesn't change the fact Pommel is a loser that never should have even had lines.

>>25787443
You know the real best part about this?

I genuinely can't tell if this is just AJ being AJ, or if the Apple is influencing her ala the Orb. Her reasoning in all of her internal thoughts is sound, and seems in character. It's always about helping others, being there for them, and saving the world. The only time she ever mentions herself is when someone is breaking down her hard work, which in the show annoys her terrible. Well, it annoys everyone, but you know what I mean.

I genuinely have no idea if the Apple is making it hard for her to think straight, or if she's completely sane, but desperate.

>>25787771
Better yet!
The Apple makes her think her excuses are truth.

>Screwloose
“12”
~~~~

>Hmm… maybe you? Orrrr perhaps you? No, no, no, wait, I’m sorry, I’m forgetting about you, aren’t I? How long’s it been since you were used anyway?

“Screwloose?”

>Hush now, pervert, momma’s busy.

And indeed she was, rummaging through a worn leather satchel previously sealed with a rusted padlock.

“…Yeah, I noticed, very busy, but uh... busy with what?”

>Picking the best instrument for the task. Mmmm, maybe the 100mm with the serrated edge—always one of my personal favorites. But then again the 140mm is slenderer, perfect for quick in-out jabs… not to mention that grip is all kinds of sexy in the hoof.

A bead of nervous sweat dripped down the side of Twelve’s face when Screwloose picked up a scalpel with a hooked end that looked absolutely demented in its creation.

The fuck would a scalpel need a hooked end for?

He wished he hadn't wondered. The rather vivid depictions his mind tossed up as a possible answer only served to churn his stomach.

>Ah, Topsy! One of my very best.

She ‘tickled’ that particular scalpel underneath the curve.

>No nicks, always a glimmer in your eye, made separating tissue a breeze… Yes. You’ll do quite nicely.

“Do…? Do for what? Why does that need to do anything? For what reason?”

>Because… we have to celebrate. This is a joyous time!

“Riots, mistrust, indictments, flight of princesses, your ‘best friend’ in the castle… I think I missed the joy somewhere in there.”

>…what?

When Screwloose’s ears fell back and her tail grew limp, Twelve knew without a shadow of a doubt that he had fucked up something awful.

To date, he had never seen her looking so sincerely heartbroken since that time back at the hospital, when she feared he was leaving her.

But there she sat, fallen back on her haunches, deflated, looking at him with shimmering eyes.

So he did the only rational thing he could think of.

1/2

>>25787838

“OH SHIT I’M SORRY I’M SORRY WHATEVER IT IS I’M SORRY JUST FUCK STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LOOK THAT I’D RATHER HAVE YOU SMILING ALL DEMENTED AND SHIT PLEASE I’M SORRY!

Which was to apologize profusely.

It didn’t work.

In fact, her bottom lip started to wibble.

Hell, she might as well have run him through with Topsy.

She sniffed, then slowly began to draw out a box. A plain white box that she lifelessly flipped open.

“…H-Happy Two Week Anniversary…?”

That was what was inscribed on top of a modest cake in icing as black as his chitin.

It took a minute, the longest minute of his life, but when it struck? It struck hard. So hard that he propelled himself forward, snatching the clown princess into a hug that left no space between them.

“I… I’m sorry—that was so stupid—to think you meant… but you didn’t… you were talking about us—about our anniversary… two weeks. Two weeks together here….”

When she snorted, it was watery, it calmed him, it was what he wanted to hear.

>Two weeks give or take a few days. Point is, we’re in the ballpark.

“…”

>…

“…”

>…You gonna stop hugging me so I can cut our ca-

“No. Not yet. Probably not for another two weeks. Give or take a few days.”

>…I’m okay with that.

>>25787838
>>Ah, Topsy!
...HA! Clever.

>>25787826
>She never considered if the apple was working on herself
>Because she already assumes she's being honest

DAMN

>>25787978
2DEEP PULL OUT PULL OUT!

>>25787978
I mean I believe what she's saying...

>>25787999
Nah boi, we're cumming inside Applejack tonite!

>>25787544
As much as I'm embarrassed to admit it, when she first showed up I was like "Oh damn it, can't we use someone besides Chrysalis?" But this far in, I'm actually struggling to think up someone who would fit this situation as good as Chrysalis would, thematically or character wise. I'm coming up blank, next best one would have been Chitania, but due to the mind-altering portion she doesn't fit nearly as perfectly.

This is the perfect storm of inversion with AJ being the one with the power over minds in the relationship.

>42
"SA"
~~~

>Is she still struggling with her work?

"Afraid so. She's trying, but... it's just hard for her, you know? It's not as easy as when she was younger. More full of life."

>I understand.

"More eager, more... excitable. More... exploratory."

>Er-

"More eager to try new things, in new places, on new surfaces..."

>Shining.

"More wild and energy packed and downright insatiable."

>Shining!

"More willing to invite a certain handsome stallion back to her room and ask him to step into her private shower and-"

>SHINING!

"..."

>...One second.

Swiftly, she left the room, returning back in no time with, of all things, a seat.

>...go on.

"..."

>...Did this get weird?

"..."

>I feel like this got weird.

"..."

>So... no more?

"..."

>No more, got you.

>>25788415
Ya' blew it, 42.

>Dash
"LD"
'Soarin'
[Fleetfoot]
{Bulk}
~~

>Alright, soooo... I'm going to be going on a bit of a vacation, it seems.

"Do we have to go too?"

>Thankfully, no, none of you have any high enough clearance to be deemed worthy of investigation.

"...Heartbreaking."

'What do you want us to do?'

>Just go on like normal, this will be all be over in a day or a few at the most.

[Just... do nothing?]

>Just do nothing.

{...}

>No 'yeah'?

{Nope!}

>Why?

{Saving it for when you get back!}

>...Aww.

"Ahem."

>Oh, right. Lightning Dust, you're in charge until I get back!

"Yes!"

'Yaaay.'

[Whoope.]

>But don't do anything I wouldn't do.

"..."

>That includes maid costumes!

"Unfa-'"

>..

"I mean, yes ma'am!"

>Dismissed!... this'll probably be fine.

'...'

[...We're fucked.]

{YEAH!}

>>25788415
You can hear him. You can literally hear it when his voice gets listless and all excited.

>Chitania
"Quicksilver"
~~

"Anyone ever tell you that you could make a killing as a bouncer?"

>I've been told I would make a better supervillain, actually.

"...Can't really argue that."

>...

"You'd make a cool superhero."

>That stupid fucking comic says different.

"Awww, come on, it's cute!"

>It is not, it's stupid.

"But it's so fun! I love your catchphrase."

>None of that is mine.

"Get ready to brawl! WE'LL SAVE THEM ALL! It's awesome, hope they adapt it to movies at some point."

>...

"You could play yourself."

>And who would you play, the damsel in distress?

"I'm a stallion!"

>That makes literally no difference to me.

"Wow, didn't know you swung that way. Explains why you went for the female prostitute."

>...There are males?

"..."

>Wow, future is weird.

"Erm... I didn't just like convince you to go... looking for one, right?"

>HA! Yeah, right. That'd happen.

"...Saving yourself for marriage?"

>Pffft, little late for that one, already had my br-... my daughter.

"Ah."

>What's your excuse, haven't met the right stallion?

"...I like comic you better."

>She seems like your type.

"Is that an insult?"

>...

"Right, dumb question."

>>25788999
>LD all alone with the bolts
...uuuhhhhhhh...

>>25789675
RUN BITCH RUN

>>25787026
They had his OC lover ritually revive him.

>>25789553
The fuck did happen to SN?

>>25790187
She's safe in an undisclosed location.

>>25790268
Being looked after by... top men?

>>25790373
Top. Mares.

>>25790399
She always did seem like a bottom..

>>25789787
>NOWHERE TO RUN TO
>YOU ARE LIGHTNING DUSTS BITCH NOW

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>>25790684
I saw this not too long ago and remembered that S-Anon made Luna a painter and considering the content... well I thought it was oddly appropriate for the thread ha ha!

>>25790806
Holy shit, thats hilarious.

>29
"MM"
'Zecora'
[Trixie]
{Sunset}
~~~

>... Ahem. Uh, Marey?

"Yes?"

>Is that you squashed against me? I can't see, the dark consumes mine vision like-

"Not me."

>Oh. Zecora?

'Nay, it is not me either who's touch you steal, your chitin has a distinctive feel.'

>...Trixie?

[The great and powerful Trixie is pretty sure she is up against Zecora. It feels... plush.]

'Thank you! It's true.'

>Ah...

{Just accept it.}

>I only brought it up, because thou art rather cold.

{I don't want to talk about it.}

>Be sure, I speak not of just a normal chill, but it is true cold that I feel upon my chitin, the chill I have not felt in... a rather long time.

{I said, I don't want to talk about it.}

>...You should see someone about this-

{I only feel cold because I think I'm low on love, okay!?}

>...
"..."
'...Is... is this with truth that my ears do ring? You're actually... a changeling?'
[...Trixie's mind has been bloooown.]

{I'm not a changeling! I'm just being kept alive by a rock infused with changeling powers!}

>...Meh.

{MEH!? I... I really expected, like, you saying I'm crazy and shuffling away.}

"It's nowhere near as crazy as the dead orphans."

{...the what now.}

>Oh dear, this is a long story...

{I've got some time.}

>Well, it all started when I got shot...

{...}

>Wait, I'm skipping ahead, it's when a filly thought I was Spider-mane, and then thought I was an impostor and didn't know which one was the real Spider-mane, and pulled a gun on me.

{...the funny part is, I'm following you so far...}

>>25790806
That fits so weirdly perfectly...

>>25790975
I'm sorry, funny throwback and all, but I'm far too focused on Trixie grabbing Zecora and being like "Yep this here? This is plush."

56 would be proud.

>>25791393
Have you seen Zecora, man?

She is damn fuzzy.

OOCO
>Twilight
‘Spike’

>So this time, it’s kinda the same device. But as a ring! So no vomiting!

‘No vomiting is good. I enjoy not vomiting for hours on end’

>Excellent! Just slip this puppy on and away you go!

‘Alright ring on finger. Clear mid. Focusing….focusing…’

<Schlor-pop!>

Suddenly his arm shot out straight and he lurched into the air at speed accompanied by a sickening sound

‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!’

>Spike!

Concentration broken he fell back to earth immediately his arm hanging limply at his side.

‘O-how-how-ow..’

>Hold still! I’ll get let me see…looks like a dislocation.

‘Y-you don’t say!?’

>Ok…hold on this…might sting a bit
Purple magic encircled his arm

<Crackle-pop!>

‘AHH! OW!’

>Shh…sh… it’s ok now. It should be back in place.

‘T-twilight?’

>Yes spike?

‘Screw antigravity. Let’s try something else.’

>…ok spike

‘Seriously…screw this shit with a cactus…’

>>25790975
I am torn between schadenfreude and genuine sympathy whenever Team Ponyville comes up.

Buuut... much more pressing:

What'll happen if Sunset runs out of love juice? I mean, shes far enough that she snuggling up to stranger because shes colf and absolutely NO ONE feels any sort of kinship towards her at this point.

>>25791789
GL makes it look so easy.

>>25791845
I don't think that's an issue, 29 is literally right there. He can just give her some, he doesn't need to like her. He can control it, and how much he gives even, and everyone there sans Sunny likes him, so he's not gonna run low on juice.

>>25791924
Oooh. Right. I keep forgetting Changelings can voluntarily share. 29 did it for 32 the whole time too.

>>25790975
>>25791924
NC
~~~~~~

>Ahem, miss Sunset? Is this... getting to be an issue?

{You know, little bit. Getting kinda cold here.}

>If it's that much of an issue, would you like some love from me?

{...}

>I have some to spare, it's not a problem. Would you like some?

{...Now, see, now I feel bad, I was going to just knock you out and tell everyone you slipped, and get it that way.}

"WHAT!?"

{That's how I usually got it! I knocked them out then I sapped it! And, I mean, I didn't think he'd give me any, he needs this to live! It's... well, actually kinda nice that he's just letting me have it despite the fact it's his... you know, life.}

>Oh, well... you don't have to know me out? You can just get it from me, it's not an issue. I'm more than happy to give you some.

{See, now I feel bad...}

>So... did you want it? Yes? No?

{...Damn it, why is it always the nice guys? Always with the nice guys, sunny. Damn it... yes, okay, please give me some love. I'll be nice about it.}

>Miss Sunset? I can't see you, the room is too dark, if you could just reach towards my voice and get my hhooooooooooeee....

"...Niney? You okay?"

>...

'...Twenty Nine oh changeling dear, what is that sound I hear?'

>...

[Trixie hears it too, it's... weird. Like someone trying to eat taffy without chewing too hard.]

>...

"...Ahem, miss Sunset? You, uh... you can just grab his hoof, he did it all the time with Thirty Nine, he can just send it right to you that way."

{HRPM!?}

>T-that is what I was saying, yes.

{...}

>...But I mean, you don't have tooooooohhhhh... wow...

[...TRIXIE WANTS OUT OF THE SHED NOW!]

>>25792363
...I'm not the only one impressed that she just, like, honed in on that, right? You'd figure that'd be hard to hit in the dark, but she was like a goddamn bloodhound.

>>25792525
'S been a while for her, in more than one sense. I fully expected to hear the 'Kirby inhales' sound effect

>>25789553
I legitimately do not know why everyone keeps trying to make conversation with her.

Like, I figure it probably has something to do with this being a once in a lifetime thing, but still.

>>25793012
Next time they see her has 45% minimum chance of being her trying to kill their ass. I would say it's once in a lifetime

>>25793113
That. They are NEVER gonna get another chance like this, probably. With all the ling-fear, they figure this is going to be the last time they see her when she's not fucking their shit up, might as well get your petty niggles out of your system now.

>>25793158
Speaking of which, I forget, were 13 and 32 on friendly terms last time they were together? I was gone a while so I don't know if something happened between the changelings setting out a d things going pear shaped but I have a vague memory of them being on neutral terms at the very least.

>>25793188
Last I recall she didn't like him because she's still "Chrysalis is MUH QUEEN" mode, but I might be forgetting something.

I vaguely recall them talking about whats good for the hive.

>>25793263
Damn, then nevermind, Pommel's still friends with worst ling yadda yadda

>>25793263
She likes what he's doing but not him, last I remember. Because she still is starstruck with Chrysalis(To "Chitty is sad" degrees) and Chrysalis only makes that worse because she is genuinely nice to 13. Since 32 can't go eight sentences without insulting 42 or Chrysalis, she don't like him very much.

Fun fact, 13 still has a little plastic butterfly hairclip in her hair Chrysalis gave her post Chitty-arc.

>>25793353
Actually, another question.

Would Pommel actually apologizing for falling into Chitty's gullet thus making 32 go bonkers help at all? I remember reading somewhere he blamed himself for that.

Give me something to work with here, please, I'm begging you.

>>25793378
As far as her going easier on 32? Fraid not, since he was "HATE HATE HATE" since the start, and they all know that. He chewed her out in front of everyone at the Gala after all.

13 might like Pommel better for trying to take responsibility for that, though. All Pompom has to do to make buddies with her is show he cares about her hive in some way. If she thinks he genuinely does want to help, he gets brownie points no matter who he hangs out with.

If he says Chrysalis isn't so bad, she might even like him.

>>25793378
>Give me something to work with here, please, I'm begging you.

As far assss? What? What are you hoping for here, it should be doable regardless.

>>25793455
Pretty much everything in that scenario so far has been antagonistic, I just want to write something that isn't more argument fodder.

>>25793590
Oh. Thats super easy, just have them joke about 29.

29 is loyal to the Queen as far as 13 knows, even if he does make her mad all the time, and he's 32's friend, but despite this neither Pommel or 13 have had any real interaction with him. They just know him as that really, really, really annoying motherfucker with a huge ego who talks funny. Neither would get antagonistic in that situation since they both at least respect that he is loyal/the only reason 32 is still alive, so the only argument would be what way they could make fun of his fake-ass accent. They might even bond over "Yeah, he's probably not the worst ling... but HOLY SHIT is he an annoying asshole." because neither have seen his 'good' side.

Don't even need to have a jarring segway, he's currently the topic of interest.

>>25793590
Give Pommel a really weird interest, like... I don't know, opera or something.

>>25793938
>I am SUPER into BDSM festish-
"CONVERSATION OVER"

>>25793938
>ah! I see you also enjoy shaving weasels!

Good night, thread

>>25795308
Gnight anon. I join you in the wait.

AJ, get the corpse burying shovel. You're going to need it.

>>25792363
Trixie stop being tsun about it and jump his dick already. It is not like you are not going to get it anywhere else.

>>25796335
But will she be able to dig herself out of this mess?

>>25797367
Maybe if she figured to go up instead of down?

>>25797059
>TRIXIE CAN DO BETTER!... Right?

OOCO
>SA
"Celestia"
~~~~~

>...

"Dub dub."

>You can't do the shark theme when you're underwater, it just plain doesn't work.

"..."

~Dun nun.~

>Wait, how are you doing that?

~Dun nun.~

>No, seriously, how? This makes no sense.

~Dunuhnuhnuh~

>Annnnd, now there's a shark fin.

~Nuhnuhnuhhhhh!~

>This.. this got really weird.

~DUNDUNDDUNDUND-

>OW... Did you just bite me!?

"Blub."

>Wha... No! Bad Celly!

"..."

>Puppy dog eyes don't work underwater either! OW! Quit it!

"...Blub?"

>Wait, how did you bite my backside if....

"..."

>...Well shit.

>AJ
"Chrysalis"
~~~~~~

>You ain't taking it.

It was like watching a rockslide.

An fitting description, considering her location next to the cliffside, at the bottom of the almost moat like ring surrounding the castle long forgotten. Much like a regular pony at the bottom of an unstable cliff, watching a rockslide come down towards them, she knew that there was nothing she could really do.

It was simply too much for them, too much coming down all at once, knowing that whatever they would do, they would be covered, broken, battered and have everything they hold taken from them. Applejack knew this, she knew that as far as power, the Queen outstripped her. While she was no slouch in the fighting department, she knew that the Queen could simply outmatch her. There was nothing, really, that could be done about the dark figure moving towards her, she knew it.

>GET AWAY AH SAID!

She was going to try anyway.

She bucked the nearest stone she could find, launching the thing almost as big as herself clear to the Queens face with the intent to knock her away. The changeling never even slowed, merely blasting the thing apart without a care.

"Okay, now I'm really interested."

>I'm tellin' you to get away!

Another, larger rock, bucked with all she had, fired like it had come out of a cannon. It's speed would have given even a rocket pause.

But not the changeling.

"Whatever could that thing do?"

>Get away!

She grabbed hold of the nearest root, yanking it with her teeth until she ripped it clear from the cliff face. She snapped her new weapon around, looping the vine almost as thick as her foreleg until it so resembled the rope she wielded on any other occasion. She lashed out, seeking to tie her limbs together, to bring her low that way.

It was merely consumed in flames in no time at all.

"Well, whatever it is... you clearly need to give it to me. You're acting a bit strange, Applejack."

Nothing was working.

>Get away!

1/3

>>25798618

Desperate, she resorted to clumps of dirt, doing as little damage as one might expect from something like that. She turned to pebbles, to the tiny stones, and even turned to attempting to climb the side of the dirt wall when all of that failed.

A simple thin beam of green cut off her escape, much as she knew it could likely have cut off any other part of her had the Queen aimed it lower.

>Get away... it's mine!

She took a swing, a desperate, powerful swing, and hit nothing but air, far too easily dodged.

She could do nothing, as the Queen loomed over her.

"Applejack, give it over."

It was all crumbling, as much as if the walls of rock and dirt around her had collapsed. It was all coming down, the hopelessness, the knowledge she could never escape, could not defeat her if she tried. The powerlessness, the feeling of emptiness knowing that any strength she held would be useless. Even the magic of the Apple had left her, even that had been taken away. She had nothing left, no ace in the hole, no card left to play, no move left unused.

>No...

She was going to take it, again. Just as Rarity had taken her victory before, just as so many others had made her efforts nothing more than a waste of time before, she was about to have even this, even a gift from the most harmonious magic in all the world, if not the universe, ripped right from her hooves. She was about to lose everything, again, and there was nothing she could do about it.

>No... no..

She was small again, an earth pony against beings far beyond her power, again. Useless without her harmony magic, again. Just as she had been at the wedding, she was powerless in the face of the changeling. Just as she had been when she was marched in shame after her defeat, she was helpless as the Queen prepared to take everything from her, again.

"What is wrong with you? Give me the damn apple!"

Her hoof stamped down.

She could not.

She would not.

So, she did not.

She did not give.

She took.

2/3

>>25798628

She pulled, with everything ringing in her skull, she pulled. Her head flew back as something within her throbbed, and ached, and screamed. She threw her head back as it felt hot, like she was balancing all the fire she still had inside atop it. With it, with that fire, she brought it to her.

"Give me the-"

Words could come out no longer, for they had been crushed.

All that remained was a breathless wheeze as a stone the size of the Queen's entire midsection rose up from the ground, bursting up like a flower breaking through snow, and struck her right in the segmented rings of green surrounding her thick barrel of a chest.

The wind, and for just a second the fight, had been taken from the Queen.

It had not been taken from her.

She pulled no longer, she brought it up no longer. She wanted it, no longer.

She pushed.

The Queen let out a strangled yelp as she was rocketed backwards, the boulder newly formed flying with her as it sent the taller body clear back, to the wall just beside the entrance to the tree of harmony, and slammed her against it. Chrysalis crumbled, her breath taken from her in the shock. No such breath had been taken from herself.

>Ah' said...

She stamped her hoof again, twin spires of rock rising up to meet the unspoken call on either side of her. Her head still burned, her mind still screamed, but she could pay attention to none of it. For all the sake of the world, there was only herself, and the changeling Queen who would take everything from her.

>You ain't takin' it.

When Chrysalis rose up, she knew it had changed.

"...Alright, if you want to do it that way, fine."

When she called her flames, she knew the battle had begun.

"Let's see if that apple is worth it."

She had no idea.

>>25798634
>AJ using magic

This is literally hitting every button I was hoping it did.

>>25798634
Sooo, now Applejack is fighting with earthbending.

...yep. Hype. Just, so much hype.

>>25798634
>AJ getting Character development
>Making hard choices
>Getting cool toys
>And now she's getting magic

I was going to say 'save some for the rest of us', but considering which number thread we're on, I'm just going to say keep on keeping on.

Damn, this is good.

THEN THE PLANTS BEND TO HER WILL.

SHE GAINS BASED PLANT ARMOUR.

>>25798768
And an action scene too! A real one!

Where she does stuff!

And doesn't have to wait for other fuckers to do stuff first!

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>>25798773
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25798867
THAT'S WHAT I WAS REFERING TO.

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.

>>25798768
Well, not really getting magic so much as pushing what she already has. Earthbending is just telekinesis after all.

>>25798901
I'm hoping it'll be revealed this is more than just telekenisis, it seemed to snap something in her head when she finally used it.

>>25798867
>Get plant powers
>Put apple in hammer
>Her magic stays crazy like it is, so her horn stays red

...Actually that does kinda seem feasible.

>>25798867
>inb4 all of this was to make pic related a reality with a maddened AJ.

>>25798867
Man, if it leads to that pic, I don't think I'll be able to handle all my hype....

>>25798948
>>Get plant powers
>>Put apple in hammer
>>Her magic stays crazy like it is, so her horn stays red

BOI THATS WHAT I WROTE BACK IN THAT NC THING

>>25798634
Oh. My. Fucking. Apples.

GO APPLEJACK! GO!

Holy shit, I always wanted her to be like this, to gain such a power and hold the cards. And now... just holy shit.

>>25798768
My dream has been realized!.

...hey, wait a minute, speaking of dreams, where's my LNPP fix?

>Celestia
"Luna'
~~~

>...I wonder what's going on over there.

"Sister?"

>Over in Ponyville, I wonder what's going on... I hope they've taken the news better than Canterlot did, though I can't imagine they took it worse.

"They denizens of Ponyville are rather... accepting, after a time, despite past history. At least, that's what I've found."

>Yes, I suppose you did... I suppose I should be optimistic until proven otherwise. They have good in them, not everyone will be so... reactive.

"Yes... we merely have to hope things do not get worse."

>And you wonder why ponies call me the bright one.

"...

>Nothing? I normally get at least a decent barb for that.

"... we need to check on something."

>Luna?

Her only response was a beating of black wings, and her sister taking off into her night.

>...No no, it's fine, everyone just does stuff without telling me anyway...

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
'ShadowAJ'
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but indecision delays!

"What is that thing?"

>It's your shadow. A personified nightmare of yourself.

"What do we do now?"

ShadowAJ's lower jaw split and multiple tentacle tongues slither out.
>Uh, this first!
She flips her desk, but it gets ripped apart by the tentacles.
>Hm, that went better in my head.

"Your desk was cheaply made."

>Budget's tight!

'Ah always knew you were a cheap whore.'

"Ah never thought that!"

>PONK UPPERCUT!
Uppercuts shadowAJ's chin
>PONK COMBO STRIKE!
She delivers 7 punches into the shadow's chest.
>PONK PYRO PUNCH!
Throws a fiery punch...
>PONK POWER KI-
but sees a shotgun with a halberd blade on the end floated up
*BANG*
and she narrowly spins out of the way to dodge. ShadowAJ's tongue whips Pinkie multiple times and slashes her side by the ax-like blade of the shotgun.
>Ugh!

"Pinkie!"
AJ goes for a flying kick, but ShadowAJ grabs and slams her hard to the ground.
"Argh!"

'Oh, so now you decide you want to help. It's always too late isn't it?'

>You...have to yell your attack AJ!

'You talk too much.'
Her tongue wraps around binding Pinkie, pulling her closer, and she raises the shotgun to Pinkie's face. Time slows down for Pinkie as mind races.

>(I'm getting that craving again. What is it? It's like when I see this shadow...I want to...I want to...)
She gets a hungry look in her eyes and in the moment...she opens her mouth wide and-

"APPLE WARHAMMER!"
AJ slams an apple shaped warhammer at ShadowAJ's back releasing Pinkie.
"APPLE BINDING!"
ShadowAJ's legs get tied together.
"Ah, don't know what's going on, but you're not hurting Pinkie! APPLE GRIND!"
AJ jumps and does a spin which drills her back legs into ShadowAJ. She then puts Pinkie on her back and runs.

>Jokes on her...I was only pretending to be hurt.

"...You're not pretending are ya?"

>No no I'm not.

>>25799509
There it is!

Way to keep me hanging, you glorious bastard.

>>25799509
>Tatzljack

L E A V E

>>25799527
Right? Anons just stringing me along today. Guys promising shadow-applejack dream fights and Applejack Vs chrysalis real fights, and then they make me wait!

They get off on blueballing me.

>>25799544
Tatzljack a sexy.

>>25799509
This came out way different than I originally thought it would. Side note there's a surprising amount of Tatzljack
>>25799544
Thought it would make a good monster fight.
...the fact there were a few Tatzljack and Pinkie porn did not influence my decision whatsoever.

>>25799527
>>25799579
Sorry, would have churned it out sooner, but got hung up looking up weapons, which lead to watching fights on youtube...which went to other youtube vids...which went to other internet stuff...I hate having ADHD.

Is it wrong if I feel my hype is quenched given the fact that the scenario where AJ gets all this neat new shit both character and magic wise is most likely going to end up with some sort of "Good job, Chrysalis for stopping that crazy mudpone" / "And there was much grovelling" resolution?

>>25799686
No one is around Anon, who are they going to believe?

Also, AJ is going a lil powermad, it wouldn't be right if she didn't get the proper smackdown for it.

I mean unless you want Fluttershy to waltz over and solve this, except the apple is literally the one thing she can't do shit about. But Friendship not hurting your appul anymore (or really at all) resolution would work best.

>Chitania
"Pommel"
'???'
~~~

>...

"...You know-"

POIK!

>GAHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Wow. Do you have magnets in your eye? Paper magnets?"

>FUCK IT! I'M INVESTING IN CONTACTS!

"Wouldn't goggles be cheaper?"

>I WOULD LOOK FUCKING STUPID WITH GOGGLES!

"...Ehhhh... point. Alright, who's got the death wish now?"

>JUST PULL IT OUT!

"Why don't you? I mean, literally, just reach up and do it. It seems dumb that you would ask someone else to do this."

>...Oh, right, I have functioning motor skills.

YANK!

>AHHHHH THAT WAS WHY IT HURTS!

"Heh."

>Alright, what the fuck is this even...

"...Well? What is it?"

>I don't know, I can't read it.

"What?"

'SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!'

>I knew it was you!

"Erm, miss? Is there any particular reason you just threw something into the eyeball of someone just... so scary?"

'She won't take it any other way!'

>Won't take what? I don't know what this is.

'Ugggghhh! All this was for nothing!'

ZOOM!

>...So someone else beat that pegasi, right? That's why her eyes are all fucked up? She looks like someone you would beat.

"Wow, no, wow. She's a very nice mailmare, I'm sure... what did she send you anyway?"

>I can't read it.

"We both know you can read."

>Nope. Can't read it, cultural differences, so you can stop leaning over and-

"Jury duty?"

>...

"..."

>...Well? Isn't this where you make up some dumb excuse why I have to go?

"Do you really think I'm that cruel to let some poor pony have their fate decided by you?"

>...Yes? I don't know, I have no frame of reference for this.

"We do not know each other very well."

>Yeah, I don't see us hanging out.

>>25799753
Maybe? I dunno, in a sense Chrysalis works great cause it's thematic or some shit.

But at the same time, it'll be a Chrysalis wins endgame

>>25800263
It's the onky proper way for this to end: Someone else in a dungeon for attacking Chryssy.

>>25800263
>in a sense Chrysalis works great cause it's thematic or some shit.

Not just the themes of mind-control or that, but she just plain works perfect for the story. She's just close enough to being a friend that this would be emotional in some way for AJ, but just far away enough that AJ could legitimately think she's trying to steal the Apple, and not have it be her being crazy. Chrysalis would totally want an apple that makes anyone believe what you say, Applejack isn't wrong there.

That and Chrysalis is the only one that, when Applejack hit her, would take it to mean "It's on!" rather than "Gasp! Applejack? Hitting someone? The horror!" And the only one that Applejack would think she doesn't stand a chance in a fight against, pushing her to dig in as deep as she can in desperation. She's not afraid of hurting Chrysalis right now(insert "World of Cardboard" speech at your leisure.) so we can have an action scene with AJ like we've never had before. She fits pretty damn perfect here in literally every aspect.

Of course, the real winner here is going to be Applejack regardless. Even if she loses the fight(which I don't know that she will, I've seen more surprising wins). Because for all the pew pews and punches, the real important part is that we get to see AJ be interesting. Chrysalis is only here because she fits APPLEJACK'S story, and not the other way around. That's a win to me.

>>25800064
Man I've been having a shit day and this is the first one to get me to laugh today.

Thanks.

>>25800348
>>25800392
>>25800263
No, Guys, Fluttershy. So we can have AJ (or more likely Chrysalis to keep AJ from being the bad guy) wreck 7's shit.

>SA
"18"
~~~

"...You know, every time we try to go on a date, something happens. Have you noticed that?"

>It's occurred to me once or twice.

"Is that the universe trying to tell us something?"

>That it enjoys seeing me suffer. You showed up post Two, so you didn't see the worst of it, but uh... I didn't have fun.

"It liked seeing me suffer more. You don't remember me when I first showed up?"

>Huh. You know, it was like that, wasn't it?

"...You think, like, when we get together on a date, our latent need for suffering like... combines or something, and makes it worse?"

>That makes a surprising amount of sense.

"..."

>...So! Where do you want to go for the next one?

"Really."

>Either we'll burn this place to the ground, or we'll have a successful date.

"Really. You're willing to risk suffering overload over this?"

>Yep. You?

"...I like the chineighs place."

>That's the spirit!

"But please don't let the place burn to the ground, that would take forever to get fixed."

>I'll stick to being punched, if I can.

"...Thanks, Shiny."

>Worth it.

>>25800604
>So we can have AJ (or more likely Chrysalis to keep AJ from being the bad guy) wreck 7's shit.

Wow, you are really stretching there.

Wreck him why?

>>25801102
Because it sounds in character for both of them to put the kibosh on it, even with Flutterbutter's blessing.

>>25801117
>Chrysalis
>Putting a kibosh on a food source that she can control

That does not sound remotely in character. If anything, she'd try to take the reigns and make him do it harder somehow. Guess it can kind of fit AJ since it's being unnatural with nature, but Chrysalis would be all for it.

>>25801148
>>25801148
She might do that. But n the other hand she'd probably be super pissed he ran off and did something she didn't order *again*. While you can argue 'but it helps the changelings' we don't know the full extent of the plan, and many of us have been suspicious of it, possibly rightly so with blossom and the digging under canterlot remaining unknowns in this scenario. She may not like his master plan and it would certainly only raise tensions with ponies at a delicate time.

Chrysalis isn't known for her patience and understanding. Her paranoia and over reactions to any challenge to her authority real or perceived however....

NC
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~|

>Oh oh oh! Rock powers, awesome!

"Er, it ain't exactly-"

>Oh hey! I just realized! You've got rock power, Chrysalis has fire, and Dash can make tornados!

"...and?"

>Annnnd, that just means we need someone with water powers!

"Oh. Well, Twilight can do stuff like when the dam broke-"

>Dibs!

"... Pinkie, ya can't-"

>Dibs!

"Hiw are you going to-"

>Dibs!

"... Fine, what do you want to-"

~~~~~~

"PINKIE!"

>WHEEEEEE!

"Breaking the dam and surfing ain't water bending!"

>My shark disagrees!

"Get off of that!"

>I call dibs on next protagonist in sequel series!

"That ain't even the right order!"

>Dibs!

"PINKIIIIIIIIIE!"

>...

"..."


>...dibs!

>>25801445
>The legend of Ponka.
>The massive hyped sequel with a bigger budget and better action, but way worse everything else.

>>25801266
If anything, you'd think that she's just happy this time didn't end with him in the hospital again.

She'd just count this crazy scheme as a win for the lack of broken bones alone.

>>25801572
I'm not sure. She doesn't seem to mind when he winds up in hospital. Any of the others she is all kinds of pissed. Him? Sadly not so much.

>>25801806
That's wrong, actually. Hell, she's one of the very, VERY few she admitted makes her worried with this shit. He ran off before he could hear it, but post Varry she said the part that made her mad wasn't that he disobeyed again, but that he keeps doing it and almost dying. She gets mad at him, but that one moment proves that under it all, she is worried about him first and foremost.

>>25801806
He's got a weird relationship with her. On the one hand, he makes her so angry all the damn time, she's ready to snap his head off most days. On the other, she knows he's doing it to make her happy and serve her, like with the 29 stuff, so she at least respects what he's trying to do.

The last time she really got pissed at him was when he went after 29 after she said she would handle it, but when he ran off to go save 12 she just said she wanted him to stop putting himself in unnecessary risks. They haven't spoken since then.

He's right, she'd just be thankful he wasn't doing something that might get him killed, and since it's benefiting the changelings instead of risking them, she might even thank him. Shoot, with all her thoughts of getting out on her own, she might even full on pat him on the head, but for sure she wouldn't be angry at him for this.

>>25801971
But it is risking them a bit. If ponies knew what he was up to do you think they wouldn't freak out?

They're having conniptions over a ling using it's powers to actively HELP a different country.

>>25802283
>But it is risking them a bit.

Actually? He did it right. He kept it far away from any prying eyes, he didn't overreach his bounds and break into anyplace that they could trace back to him, when offered he took the help of an Equestrian official princess, and he remained peaceful as he could during the whole process while doing everything he can to remain hidden. Most importantly, he did it in a way that couldn't be traced back to her or the Hive.

Yes, things would be bad NOW, but if this had come out a week ago, it would've been minor news at best. A crazy ling scientist, out in the middle of the woods being crazy! That's all he would have been. Not his fault that someone else changed the game.

Thinking further on it, this might actually make him even more lenient. She would have told him to hang back if he had just asked her back at the 12 arc, but now the game has changed, and nobody trusts them and she might be at the very corner of the world. He might have, completely accidentally, given her an asset and allybase that is invaluable in a time like this, and if fighting breaks out then she's got someone to hang back on. Sure, the ponies freaked out, but nothing that happened from Seven. And now that it's out, she can see that even when they're helping ponies, they're going to buck the trend, so why the fuck would she think LESS of a ling who was making sure her Hive got another source of food? Why would she turn on the guy helping her?

Yeah, he'd get a headpat, probably. Maybe a light one when she figures out he hasn't actually achieved anything yet, but she'd appreciate the work he put in to make sure this never got discovered, and certainly the intentions behind it. Guy took initiative, didn't get hurt, and didn't cause a panic, 18 did that. And now, hey, worst case scenario she has a bitching Manticore who is willing to defend changelings.

To Chrysalis, this would be an all around win.

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>>25802392
>he didn't over reach his bounds
>he remained peaceful as he could
>doing everything he can to remain hidden
>didn't cause a panic

>18 did that

This is delicious. Seriously, screw that self-absorbed, ascended self-insert OC.

>>25799686
>is most likely going to end up with some sort of "Good job, Chrysalis for stopping that crazy mudpone"
I honestly see AJ calming herself down one this fight is over. Something like this would be awesome if it ended in mutual understanding.

Maybe....unbelievably....end well?

>42
"Sombra"
'???'
~~~~

>...OH NO!

"GAH! WHAT NOW!?"

>I've just realized the most terrible thing!

"What? WHAT!?"

>...I haven't punched something in forever!

"...wat."

>I haven't! I haven't punched anything in so long!

"T-...truly this is the worst of times?"

>This cannot stand! My skills must stay sharp!

"Fine, whatever. So, who are you going to spar with, Shining Armor?"

>No, he's busy.

"Going to go train with the guards?"

>No, that would look bad right now.

"...Spike again? You haven't hit Spike in a while."

>No no, not that one, I need a real challenge.

"...you don't mean-"

>Yes, the only one powerful enough, durable enough, wild enough to keep my skills sharp!

"You mean-"

>Ahem... MANE-IAC! IT IS BATTLE TIME!

*CRASH!*

'AHHHHHHAHAHAHAH! DID SOMEONE SAY THEY WISHED TO ENGAGE IN BAAAAATTLE WITH THE MAJESTIC MAJESTY OF THE MANIACAL MAAAAANNNNNNEE-IAC!?'

>Sombra, hold my helmet.

"Wha-"

*CLANK!*

>...

"...Really."

>Oh, right... SUPERHERO BATTLE GO!

'AHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!'

*CRASH!*

"...Poor fool."

>>25802518
should we come up with a name for this faggot? I'm almost certain this is the guy that likes scaring off writefags.

>>25802702
>should we come up with a name for this faggot? I

No, just ignore him. Who even gives a shit? All he does is shitpost occasionally.

>>25802719
Eh, fair enough.

>>25802702
I find it kinda amusing you assume it's just one guy and keep pointing it out. I mean, seriously, are you going to go 'Oh no, it's THAT guy again' at anyone pissed off , abrasive or doesn't like certain trends?

That's so absolutely ignorant, you'd make the Equestrian population look like professional sleuths instead of brain-damaged gophers.

And ascended self-insert isn't far off from the truth at all. 18's current situation, position and relationships are extremely shaped by that one guy who dominated that one thread and then went 'I felt so stressed lately and had to get it all out because I saw myself in her and so at least she gets rewarded for her work' and everyone felt too arkward after all his hard work to say that it was pretty damn forced.

>>25802858
Also, >>25802518 was sarcasm. I seriously think saying that 18 acted any less friendly and secretive and more invasive than 7 is stupid. At least she isn't going all

>nyahahah, foolish princes so foolishly fooled by fools! She doesn't realize that I am juts using her to further my super secret plans!

Seriously. Listen to hom. Thats what he is like.

What? Are you buttblasted your opinion is shit?

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>every Changeling OC
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>>25802858
>at anyone pissed off , abrasive or doesn't like certain trends?

It's kind of hard to distinguish thanks to >>25782288
>GO BACK TO FIMFICTION FAGGOT!
Which is exactly what that one guy said, And all the follow up stuff where he just kept trying. Joys of anonymity man, when the guy who has all the same flags as that guy then follows up with the same "Insult a character and go OC OC OC!" style after it fails the first time, or rather fails for the who knows how often, you start to see a trend. The timing just was not right if you were trying to get something across. It comes across like>>25802930, essentially.

And we're never afraid to tell someone if the story is lacking or forced just because they worked hard, that one guy with the Spike subplot had a whole thing written out that he scrapped because of that even.

>>25802858
>That's so absolutely ignorant, you'd make the Equestrian population look like professional sleuths instead of brain-damaged gophers.

>Notice that someone is using the exact same format, language and style of insult like the guy that came out and said he was trying to drive writefags away.
>Same asshole shows up earlier this same thread still trying.
>"Wow! Why would you think I was that asshole? Totally out of the blue!"

Come on, man.

>and everyone felt too arkward after all his hard work to say that it was pretty damn forced.

Pffft.

Also, what's the term when you take a character who isn't a self insert to tell a story you want to see for that character who you empathize with? He didn't make 18, the guy who did even commented at the end that he liked the story and wanted to do something like that, but didn't have the writing chops he felt.

What's the term for that?

>>25803022
Like you can just drive someone away. That's just too ridonculous. But, notice, no one usually responds to the obligatory outsider spouting crap like 'apple is shit' or 'you need to sop the generals'. It's way worse if you have someone who argues, if badly, that something feels digesting or terrible to them in this thread. Because these people followed and read this shtick for a while.

For you to toss them all into the same 'It must be Peridot's doing!' bin just proves how far you've got your noses up your own assessment and refuse to acknowledge you have a problem. Namely one of narrative decay.

And my point still stands. It's cute you defend the subplot where Shining Armor first began approaching his marriage in a far more lax manner a whole two outsiders have begun taking advantage of, with many more planned. And while this whole harem hype disgusts me like nothing else I this thread, I accept that's what some people want since they need their Anon in Equestria equivalent.

On the original point, I still think 7 did far faaaaar worse than 18. He needs a bitchslap, not a pat to encourage him. He's clearly crazy-desperate.

If you argued a little less like a 15 year old cunt trying to be cheeky with your baiting question, i woulf at least take you for full.

>>25803125
>It's way worse if you have someone who argues, if badly, that something feels digesting or terrible to them in this thread.

But nobody ever calls those out for being that guy, just the vague, generic OC-focused insults. Because that's what he does.

>For you to toss them all into the same 'It must be Peridot's doing!' bin just proves how far you've got your noses up your own assessment and refuse to acknowledge you have a problem.

Responding to "Seriously, screw that self-absorbed, ascended self-insert OC." with anything other than "Oh wow, this asshole again?" would be a sign of that. Honestly? This guy>>25802702 should never have responded at all, but he wanted to name the guy. It's just a generic insult, not a debate.

>And my point still stands. It's cute you defend the subplot where Shining Armor first began approaching his marriage in a far more lax manner a whole two outsiders have begun taking advantage of, with many more planned.

Because they're taking the very slow time to make it work. It's taking months and a fuckton of writing, but they're not rushing into it and not forcing it, and they're even using it to create humorous scenarios. Which is what the intentin should be.

>On the original point, I still think 7 did far faaaaar worse than 18. He needs a bitchslap, not a pat to encourage him. He's clearly crazy-desperate.

Agreed 7 is worse than 18 due to him only caring about his Hive and not bettering anyone else, in addition to keeping his own plans, and no durr he's desperate that's his whole thing, he got pushed into a corner trying to make Chrysalis happy and this is the result. But no, he doesn't deserve a bitchslap, he hasn't done anything but make animals smart.... the horror?

>If you argued a little less like a 15 year old cunt trying to be cheeky with your baiting question, i woulf at least take you for full.

I'm gonna take the high road and just say that your grammar needs work if you want to make a point.

>>25803223
Oh look. One of those 'I am gonna s obbily try and pick your every word apart' thing again. Say, do you have a major in Women's Studies?

>But nobody ever calls those out for being that guy, just the vague, generic OC-focused insults. Because that's what he does.
Maybe because the overuse and glorification of OCS over canon characters makes this a self-indulgent Masturbation fantasy in some people's eyes?

>Honestly? This guy>>25802702 should never have responded at all, but he wanted to name the guy. It's just a generic insult, not a debate.
Then why the hell are you so insistent on proving anything and arguing with me!

>Because they're taking the very slow time to make it work. It's taking months and a fuckton of writing, but they're not rushing into it and not forcing it, and they're even using it to create humorous scenarios.
Never heard of integrity and cultural sensitivity? Hollering about your beloved Harem ending is juts plain disgusting to me.

>Which is what the intentin should be.
You wrote intention wrong. Just to point out your hipocrisy about grammar below, asshat.

>no durr
More bad grammar.

>But no, he doesn't deserve a bitchslap, he hasn't done anything but make animals smart.... the horror?
Secret burrowing below Canterlot. Tricking Fluttershy into shutting down a rival of the company the mare he bangs works for. Something with that sneaky creature in the dark working out something CLEARLY illegal. Need I say more?

>I'm gonna take the high road and just say that your grammar needs work if you want to make a point.
Right. Because reducing an argument to punctuation and grammar is certainly the HIGH ROAD. Not like I am typing this on the phone and autocorrect being an ass is new, right? Jesus. How smug can you be about your own, wro g opinion?

>>25803368
>Then why the hell are you so insistent on proving anything and arguing with me!

Honestly? Thought you wanted to actually debate something and were angry that guy dismissed you for being someone else, and you were angry because you didn't get the chance to actually have a discussion on some aspect like you wanted.

Nevermind.

>>25803395
>Honestly? Thought you wanted to actually debate something
Debate eats up posts. Posts that could be filled with fun and writing. I hate debate. It's a drag and a downer.

>you were angry
Pretty much. But discussing how much I hate a traditional value like marriage being pissed, then MASTURBATED on by fucktards who have never been in a meaningful relationship in their life, much less something as lasting as a genuinely loving marriage won't change how the plot evolved and will keep on evolving.

Some of you guys just want to see Shiny slam his good old cock into Celestia's, his sister's nd pretty much every Changeling character you conceived's cunt.

All females of course. Even the one who adores Cadence. For reasons I don't even want to imagine.

>Nevermind.
Finally, something we can agree on.

>>25803468
Ah, so you're against the FULL HAREM END
Completely understandable, though I don't entirely agree. I personally like the relationship slowly growing between Shining and 18, it feels real, just as real as Shining's love for Cadance
...What the fuck is my life where I care about fictional tiny horse characters
...What is my life when those characters are ALSO OCs!?

OOCO/NC, depends
>SA
"AJ"
~~~~

>So... you can throw rocks now?

"Yep. Makes 'em pop right out of the ground, it's kinda cool actually."

>Neat! Can I see one?

"Ah' don't know..."

>Ohhh, come on, I let you see my bubbles.

"Pfft, ain't Chrysalis gonna be jealous."

>Ha ha... wait, I'm naked, doesn't that mean-

"Ah' got it! Now... step yer'self back, and get a watchin'."

>...

"...HUP!"

THUP!

>EEEEEEEEE!

"OH SHIT! SHINY!"

>EEEEEEEEEE!

"OH CRUD OH CRUD AH' MISSED WHERE THAT WAS GONNA POP UP!... Ya' okay?"

>EEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Right, right, dumb... h-heh, well, at least they ain' gettin' any bluer?"

>EEEEEEEE!

"Not helpin'?"

>OH GOD I SEE THE LORD OF PAIN! HE'S LOOKING AWAY IN HORROR!

"Not helpin', gotcha."

>I CAN TASTE FOREVER!"

"I'mma go get a doctor."

>EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"And some earplugs, yer' loud."

>EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Exactly what Ah'm talkin' about!"

>>25803495
It was fine the way it was intended. Young love. Recent marriage. But before they could even face the hurdle of trust and a child, but 18 comes along.
I could... accept that. Relationships are changing and the dynamics of it. The heart wanders.

I can respect if Shining loves two mare equally. And I respect Cadence for having the greatness to accept it and love him no less for it.

But with the recent addition of 42, Chrysalis almost kissing him and him letting it happen and the constant Celly-Shiny shiptease, it's getting absolutely ridiculous. That stallion is pretty much whoring around and goofing off at this point while his wife is facing a crisis in all aspects of her life.

Hell, while she is trying to better herself and the uncertainty whether she can love 18 is eating her up, he's merrily planning his next date.

And that's not even grazing the constant topic of him fucking anything that moves in OOC. That joke is worn thin to the breaking point.

Sorry to say, but he has become Anon in Equeatria's stand-in.

>>25803643
>But with the recent addition of 42,

Addition how? She just admitted that's how she felt, they didn't go any further than that.

>Hell, while she is trying to better herself and the uncertainty whether she can love 18 is eating her up, he's merrily planning his next date.

He wasn't planning it, he brought it up while 18 was wondering if the universe was telling her to give up as a way to show HE wasn't giving up.

And the first thing and repeated thing he did is try to be supportive to Cadence post reveal, she's just outright ignoring him or in some cases actually telling him to leave. She's even dismissive of him when he tries to bring up the fallout of the gryphon thing. He wants to be there, but she's too determined to be alone, he's just letting her because he thinks that's what she has to do because he believes in her, always has, and he said as much multiple times. Oh, and he thinks she's still 100 percent okay with 18, because she says she is all the time, and that hasn't changed.

>That stallion is pretty much whoring around and goofing off at this point while his wife is facing a crisis

You can't say he's whoring around or goofing off when he is A, not sleeping or even having any sort of physical activity with anyone, and B, doing actual work like talking to dignitaries, going through paperwork to find which ones Cadence did, and making sure riots aren't breaking out. His wife shut herself in a room and started studying, and the few times he tried to get in she pushed him away.

>And that's not even grazing the constant topic of him fucking anything that moves in OOC.

I still find it funny.

>he has become Anon in Equeatria's stand-in.

You've said this before, and there is still no AIE equivalent of an anon being happily married, but never ever having sex to the point of running gag, getting to date another mare and STILL never having any sex, and teasing a bunch of others, but still never having any sex.

It doesn't happen.

>>25803727
>You've said this before, and there is still no AIE equivalent of an anon being happily married, but never ever having sex to the point of running gag, getting to date another mare and STILL never having any sex, and teasing a bunch of others, but still never having any sex.

I kind of want to write a shitty greentext of this in AiE just so it's not true anymore

>>25803608
>>OH GOD I SEE THE LORD OF PAIN!
Ha, that's pretty fun-

>HE'S LOOKING AWAY IN HORROR!
Oh shit there go my sides.

>>25803643
42 isn't a recent addition. She's wanted him since...geeze, pre gala?

Until the 18 bit showed up she was on point to be wife 2. The reason the whe 'she's into caddy' bit began was because at the time, somewhere before or during party land, anon's thought it'd make it easier for her to get in there.

Really not new.

>>25804193
>She's wanted him since...geeze, pre gala?

Had to be, she really wanted him to ask her to dance at the gala, and him doing so was something she considered to be the most magical time of her life.

Though you should note that even then, she was always the closest to Caddy since the early days, we're talking pre-invasion even. Her being attracted to Caddy wasn't out of the blue, if anything it makes a ton more sense than 18's does.

>>25803727
Well, Omake Shiny fits what he is saying, but that is the story series that has everyone constantly pointing out how out of character they all are acting. They literally stopped all the time and say wow there is nothing like the real me in here, that's the joke, they would never act like this in real story.

Good night, thread.

>>25805081
Nigh, anon.

>32
"Lavan"
'JJ'
-Daw-
~88~
=Acty=

>-which is why our lasers are colored like they are. Any questions?

"I have learned to question nothing when it comes to changelings."

=Isn't that a bit counterintuitive? I mean, in theory, if there were like a bad changeling-=

'Who? Like him?'

>Oh for the love of-!

=No, not like him, but like, a changeling doing bad stuff. If that could be a thing, which I kind of doubt.=

'Yeah, no, the Queen would totally stop it if one of us tried to like, rob a bank or something.'

>Though then again, I wouldn't put anything over those folk poor Coltsly works for.

=Yeah, so let's assume that Fawntaine somehow managed to copy how you guys do your stuff, wouldn't questioning things be good?=

>Well yes, but not too much obviously.

~Then you're just paranoid.~

-...-

>...you're looking at me super hard right now.

-I'm just waiting for you to broach a particular topic, bugsy.-

>...which iiiiis?

-You know which one.-

~Oh you better not be on about the damn pods agai-~

-TELL ME ABOUT THE PONY PODS YA FECKIN' ALIENS!-

>...what's their to tell? It's a greenspit cocoon to keep prey from moving while they're fed on or mind-magiced with.

-I knew it! I knew there were pods, and they're just like in th' penny dreadfuls! You LOT are aliens!-

>...okay, yes, fine, we're aliens? Is there a problem with this?

-...nah, not really, aliens are cool.-

"I'm an alien!"

-Then you're cool.-

"I did not know this. Fire is actually cold, it must be the cold that burns. Now I'm learning the fundamental facts of the universe, this pleases me."

~Brother? Question.~

>Yes?

~When'd your embassy become the nuthouse?~

>A looooong time ago, sister, a long time ago.

>>25805842
Night to you too.

>>25803643
>Chrysalis almost kissing him and him letting it happen

yeah look guys I had something going on back in the day with a girl, it was bad, and it got worse and reading that when it happened made me just sort of blank out for a minute.

sorry but it just was bad luck at the time but i dont wanna see that be passed off

i dont think i'd do with that

>>25803125
Spike was actually our Anon substitute. we even gave him the one canon story involving Anon (by rewriting it as Spike in his spot).

But Shinning fulfills the other half of the Anon spectrum just fine. and you know what, I'm okay with that. Because at least it is a pony from the show and not a green skinned stand in.

>>25803727
He kinda is when we are trying to have him run off for a beach episode in the middle of this just to play drown with Celestia.

>>25803761
You do that, I'm sure they will enjoy the feels of Anon in a sexless lovelife.

>>25803368
And this "OC's taking all the spotlight" argument is dead. Here is a list of the last few major plots and who the main characters of that plot were
>Current arc AJ/Cadence/Rarity
>7's sideplot 7/Fluttershy/PPG
>Luna the teacher sideplot Luna/29/AJ(yes she was)
>OnO AJ/Luna/Spike/Cadence/Pennydrop
>12's rescue AJ/12/7
>Destruction of Crystal Canada Sunset/varry/Chitty
>Changelings being thrown out of Canterlot AJ/Chysalis/7/Jetset
>Kingsmoot ALL THE OCS
>Cordy AJ/Twilight/Chrysalis/88
>18's minarc 18/Shiny
>Fillydelphia fight Chitty/DT/Pennydrop
>Pommel's adventure ALL THE PIRATE OCS
>Partyland EVERYONE.

Those are just the ones off the top of my head. There are two in that list without a canon pony involvement. Unless we are doing that thing where anyone outside the mane 6 and Spike is automatically an OC, then it goes to five. Butt hen again Alicorn AJ/Rarity/Fluttershy are non canon to the show so I guess they are OCs too, right? And Spike too since before Flim and Flam were revived he killed ponies.So I guess that leaves 2 without exclusively OC plots. I see what you mean now.

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I don't know why I try to make plans for this when I don't even follow through on them.

Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
'ShadowAJ'
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and let's go where everypony knows your name!

AJ and Pinkie run into the bar.
"Is this a normal thing for you? Fighting dream creatures?"

>Sort of. In the past I had help from Discord, Luna, and the Pink Pony Club, but this is the first time I've gone without any of them. I hope you're a fast learner because this is going to be a crash course. Just do what I say and don't question it. It's just easier that way.

ShadowAJ appears.
'Applejack? Learn? What a silly concept. Don't worry though. Once Ah take over Ah can make changes for the better.'

"She wants to what now?"

>She wants to take over your mind. Try to keep up! Pop out the lights!

"This is happening so fast."

>Applejack stop talking and kick those light bulbs!
They jump and break the lights above them making their side of the bar dark.

'You think you darkness is going to hide you? Ah was born from the dark. Molded by it.'
A whisky bottle is flung and shatters on the back of her head. ShadowAJ raises her eyebrow and turns around to see a cardboard cutout standing there.
*BANG*
The cutout crumbles from the shotgun blast. ShadowAJ turns forward again and finds 3 more angry looking cutouts standing in front of her.
'...cute.'
The light flickers and goes out.
'...real cute.'
*BANG BANG BANG BANG FWISH FWISH*

>Now sneak out while we're spoilered.

"What?"

>No questions!

"...this is a really Pinkie night."