Why can't she be real, fellas?

>>25737184
Because then there would be no need for heaven

>>25737184
She is too pure for this world

>>25737208
Truth

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>>25737208

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I used to hate fashion marshmallow, and now I have sexual thoughts about her on a regular basis.

Rarity is love, Rarity is life.

Because her head is bigger than her torso. It's a wonder how she even walks properly with such a fat melon on her shoulders.

>>25737208
/thread

God I wanna fuck Rarity dead. Both pone and Equestria Grill. at the same time

>>25739226
Hawt

>>25737184
Cause yous a bitch

>>25737184
I would give anything just to hug her for at least 10 seconds.

I require greens of her

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>>25737184
Rara 12/10

>no hooves

>>25740236
Nice meme, friend.

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>>25737184

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>>25737184
>If she was real, she'd want anything to do with you

and before any of you says it:
>rape
an activity for which you'd need to get off your horse waifu imageboard and leave the house

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>>25737208
Damn

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>>25737184

She's just too perfect for this world

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I don't even like EqG or its porn that much but goddamn the top derpi pic right now forced me to make an exception
https://derpibooru.org/1040562

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>>25741423
That just looks freaky

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>>25737222
>pure

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>>25741423

>>25741423
... oh my.

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>>25741423

>>25741254
I'll cover her with my coat and hurry down her chimney tonight!

She'll be screaming Santa before you know it.

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>>25737184
But she is, anon.

I want to believe

>>25737184
Because she would be overwhelmed by fat, autistic neckbeards and would never have anything to to do with us anyway

It hurts to live

>>25743630
>this desu senpai

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>>25737208
Too true

thanks god she isn't

>>25744722
>Thanking god

b-but thats not something to be thankful for.

>>25741423
That Rarara a cute.

The one you posted, I mean. Not the one you linked. That one is just freaky looking.

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>>25745129
Sums up EqG as well.

>>25745256
I dunno, sometimes EQG looks alright. It's hit or miss.

>>25745129
Nice meme, lad