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So in this thread anon is turned into a little and cute colt by the act of Discord who is now his dad and now our little anon has to learn about his new life in Equestria.

Last thread >>25685965

Erf
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Laskvurel (The writer formerly known as George)
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Hoers (MIA/Dead)
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Time to wait till next Erf update
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2nd for chrysy loli lewds
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>>25730580
Objectively better cake thief
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Cake fiends, lol
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>>25730954
I'm more interested in changeling shenanigans than anything else right now.
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>>25732857

same
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>>25732857
Is chrysalis going to fight witches or something?
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>>25730580
discord wears iron cakes
none is kektus
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>>25732890
*iunderstoodthatreference*
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>>25733253

????
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>>25733328
Take your pic between all the different type of loli goth anime involving witches or fighting witches. Same for a whole bunch of those bullet hell shumps where you are a witch or is fighting witches. Don't know if loli goth is the right word but you get the idea
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>>25730816
Me irl
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>>25730580
I keep looking at my story and see all these different places where I have messed up. Places where I could have put more detail or events I could have put off a little while longer. My main character also seems kind of bland. He doesn't really think or try to go and act he is kinda just there. I also messed up with the characters (mostly Discord) to the point where I haven't written down how they really would have reacted. Finally I think I might have been trying too hard to make my story as different from Erf's as possible. Considering starting over with a whole new character. Tell me what yall would like to happen.
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>>25735173
Forgot to put my name on.
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>>25735182
Well I'm going to be honest.
It's like you're rushing through everything and skipping the dialogue and settings and nuances. Slow down and enjoy your writing. Overall I like where it's going but it's definitely too terse.
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bumpds
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It's almost time.
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>>25735182
Pretty much what >>25735759 is saying but at the same time if you're re-starting slow down, don't force thing.
Oh, and perhaps make Discoard have a daughter Anon this time around.
Filly Anon instead of colt.
Then there is no fear of relating things to Erf's story because the point of view would be different and hilarity continues.
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>>25735182
It feels like you rush through a ot of your own story, skipping things that could actually help to improve your setting and character development, there's nothing wrong with slowing down and smell the ashes
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>>25735759
>>25737551
>>25738246
Thanks for the advice. I guess that leaves one question. Do yall think this story is salvageable or should I start fresh?
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>>25737336
erf is kill
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keep going
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>>25738436
don't stop, you can save it, we believe in you
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>>25738436
Why not starting over so you haave more freedom on doing wgatever change you have on your mind?
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>>25738438
sorry, got held at work for an hour. I'm here I'm here
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>>25738835
rest in pieces erf
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>>25738436
Keep going
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>>25738436
do what you feel you should do. If you think you could write it better. Then Rewrite it


also, going to go make a quick meal
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>>25738436
Start fresh, learn from you mistakes and use your imagination.
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>The captain held back his own sigh. For what reasons? You didn't know. "Yes my Queen, my apologies for questioning your actions"
>Chrysalis gave a quick glance to you before looking at her captain, again, with a most gentle smile. "You are forgiven captain. It was merely a question after all"
>She then turns back to you. her gentle smile becoming wider, cuter, as she looks at you with glistening eyes. "Just a little bit Anon?"
>...it was cute. But, dammit. The party. But, she does seem to want to really get into this.
>You decide a quick crash course would suffice.
"How about a quick umm, explanation about friendship and then when I get back we can hang out?"
>"....hrn."
>She took a moment to think, and then she sat her cute little bugbutt down and saluted "I'm weady for my lesson, Anon"
>This was as cute as it was creepy. And it was only really creepy due to the setting. And the fact that you could swear you were being watched by the entire hive. You look over to the captain, he looked a little unsure about all this.
"Ok, so you know what love is right?"
>Chrysalis nods "Yep!"
"Ok, but...just in case, tell me what you think love is."
>Chrysalis waves her hoof at you as she closes her eyes and smiles "Well that's easy, it's a foolish sentiment ponies when they care deeply about one another."
>....oy
"Um, I wouldn't call it foolish."
>Chrysalis raised an eyebrow at you "Then what do you call it?"
>...dammit, this might be a little tougher than you thought. You thought her thinking would match that "Cute" act she was pulling.
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I agree with all the other Anons and Erf. I just wanna see more green come from this board all together.
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>>25739280

>YFW The Captain becomes the Victor Hugo of Equestria
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>>25739231
And don't forget, stay fresh
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>>25739280
"It's a feeling...wait, hold on."
>You just realized something
"Don't you love your "children"? you're always on about how you worry about their survival and stuff."
>Chrysalis was stumped by that, she had never considered her feelings as "love"
>"Hmmmnnn. That's an interesting notion you have Anon...."
>In fact, she was so stumped by that that she couldn't retain her form as she started to look around her entire hive.
>"But to answer that question, I'll just have to say that I love them in my own...special..way. A pony's love is different from our own. It is full of nonsense, a silly devotion to one another despite the fact that both the lovers in question are no doubt deceptive and secretive. And the same goes for a pony mother's love. unconditional love? unearned? Ridiculous..."
>Well, you should have figured she couldn't keep up the cute act forever.
"You don't love the children you've produced when they are born?"
>Chrysalis shook her head "Of course not, when I birth my children I expect them to earn their keep in some way or form. Otherwise they are useless to me. But that's nothing I need to worry about. Of all the children I have birthed, only one had ever failed ALL my expectations."
>Christ, she was pretty hard hearted about her own hive.
>Then again, if it was only ever one. Maybe it's actually not that hard to earn her care. But who was the one?
>Was it the one who went to the wedding? Well, if it was. At least it looked like he was doing well for himself.
>You would ask her about it, but she probably has no idea where he went. Nor was he the point of the discussion.
"Well, Chrysalis. We can't be friends if you think that's what love it all about."
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>>25739378
Who?
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>>25739562
Ask her about that guy, trigger Chryssi
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>>25739562
>Chrysalis shook her head "Of course not, when I birth my children I expect them to earn their keep in some way or form. Otherwise they are useless to me. But that's nothing I need to worry about. Of all the children I have birthed, only one had ever failed ALL my expectations."
She does, Chrysalis is just being like an edgy 14 year old
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>>25739562
>Chrysalis flashed an angered look at you for a second. But she caught herself, and smiled, "And why not Anon? does my way of thinking bother you? One thing I do know about the act of friendship is that friends look past each other's differences. That is true, right?"
>.....
>hrn, you had to think about that. She definitely wasn't wrong about that. But, love did play into friendship. sorta.
".....yeah...but. Friends love eachother too you know...just not the kind of lovey dovey love that a couple would have."
>Chrysalis chuckled "I know it isn't, but you can't expect me to love you as a friend. Not yet anyway. Don't we have to get to know eachother first? hmm?"
>....wait, WAIT. Was she...giving you the lesson? When the fuck did it get turned around?
"Yes, but. you...were. You were getting the wrong idea about love. And...ummm"
>"Yes, but" She changed back to her filly form "It's my opinion. And even though we have different ideas about love. Friends look past such things. Right?"
>.....fucking...shit...
"...right"
>Chrysalis looked deeper into your eyes, her smile almost turning more seductive "And you accept my opinion, right?"
"...I..guess. But, it's still up to debate.."
>......shit, how the fuck.
>"I won't deny you a debate Anon, but. as long as we can accept each other's opinions, then I'm happy. Oh so very happy!" She acted giddy, floated up, and clapped her little hooves.
>.........right....
"W-well, I'm glad you're happy. I er-..."
>You didn't know what else to say.
>She looked down upon you as she hovered. Then she started giggling.
>"Nothing to say Anon? I guess I'm just a quick learner. You can go now, though I'd LOVE to talk with you when you're done doing whatever you were doing."
>you were still silent, stunned. What happened? What the fuck just happened?
".....erm..yeah.."
>...you were so...confused. You thought this was going to be showing her real quick that her thinking was wrong. And...then...that happened.
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>>25739778
>you just stood there. She tilted her head in confusion. "Anon, are you ok? I thought you needed to go somewhere."
>You were stupefied, you were thing to come up with a coherent thought.
"...er...yeah....I'll..just...go..and erm...come back later.."
>Chrysalis giggled again "Ok! That was lots of fun Anon! I hope next time is just as fun!"
>.....
"er...yeah..erm...you take care. Chrysalis.."
>Chrysalis zipped down and nuzzled her head under yours "You too Anon, come back soon!"
>You didn't nuzzle back. You didn't know what happened. you just turn around, and head back up the stairs. None of that made sense to you. You could only hear Chrysalis's giggling as you head up the stairs. You thought had her when she noticeably got angry for that split second. Did she even get angry? or was it an itch of some sort? Because now she was giggling at you like a little schoolgirl.
>You step out from the basement, and close the trapdoor.
>you go to the gravity stairs, but you were so unfocused, you couldn't manifest them properly.
>....something about that....didn't seem right to you. Did she just play you? Or did she take charge of the conversation and royally buttfucked you? You should have easily been able to pop off an obvious friendship lesson on her. And yet, it seemed it was so obvious that she turned things around on you. And what's worse, it was about accepting other's opinions. Geez, Anon. Fucking christ.
>Discord poofed next to you as he was straightening up his orange bow tie, he was overdressed for the occasion. with the suit,cane, and top hat. Seems he really grew attached to that outfit. "Ahhh, Anon. There you are. Are you ready for the party yet?"
>...right..the party.
"Er..yeah, I just sort of. I'm...having a little bit of a moment."
>"hmmm?" Discord looked down at you as he pulled his bowtie tightly "What happened? Are you having a fashion crisis? Because I can tell you right now, that you are wearing absolutely nothing"
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>>25739994
>You suddenly have an epiphany as you slap your hoof to your face.
"Dammit! She IS messing with me!"
>"hrnn?" Discord was confused by your sudden outburst "Who is messing wit-oh....wait." Discord started to smirk "Having trouble with your little mission Anon?"
>oh no, now he was gonna start. You slowly look up at him, cringing.
"Don't, the party is about to start and the last thing I need is you chastising me."
>Discord sighed "Very well, I suppose I could let this one slide. But I do have some advice that could put you on equal level with her"
>You doubted it, he was probably going to suggest something silly that you couldn't do without the horn.
"What?"
>"Tell her what you actually are, what the plan is, and..OH OH! Start telling her things that you shouldn't know. Like her song from the season two finale. You'll have her absolutely shocked. Then you can make up anything you want afterwards and have her fear you. How does that sound?"
>Discord smiled at you happily, He was thinking to himself how fun that could be. How he could probably do it himself. But you doing it would be more effective.
>........WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"........."
>You were speechless, you were utterly UTTERLY speechless.
"....u....uhmm...er"
>Then Discord's smile slowly turned into a stern, hard, look. "You already told her.....didn't you?"
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>>25740044
>>Then Discord's smile slowly turned into a stern, hard, look. "You already told her.....didn't you?"
DEFCON 0
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>>25740044
"I..."
>goddammit, it wasn't that you were afraid to mention it. It was the fucking fact that HE suggested it.
>Discord was rubbing his temples, he looked very annoyed with you. "You had the advantage. And you somehow ruined it, and now you're having trouble with her. Anon, Anon, Anon. I could not be more disappointed in you than I am right now."
"ah....ah...D-discord. I.."
>Discord was noticing just how dumbfounded you were. Discord then smirked, seeing an opportunity to blow your mind. "oh, you must be so frightened and confused right now. "Oh no, Discord is going to kill me, and yet. Why would he even suggest such a thing, he must have been joking", Oh....but you'd be wrong if you were thinking that. You were thinking that, weren't you?"
>You say nothing, your mind was racing. You thought you could mention this to him AFTER the party. Hell, you should be able to handle it right now. But now being in the moment itself. It was fucking terrifying.
>"Silent hmmm?" Discord put his paw on you, he could feel you shaking in fear and worry. "Ohhhh, you must think I would even send you home over this. I could...."
>.......
"...Discord...I...I'm.."
>Discord once again, pulling out a newspaper, whaps you on your head. "Bad Anon, Bad! Seriously, what am I going to do with you when you can keep it together over something so simple."
>...WHAT?!
"SO SIMPLE!? I TOLD HER OUR SECRET DISCORD! YOU AREN'T PISSED AT ME?! I..I..I broke your trust.."
>Discord shrugged "ehhhh, that's fine. Like I said, I'm just disappointed you didn't play it up more. Now..." He whaps you again "How many times do I have to hit you with this thing?"
>you were barely even feeling it. Everything just felt...so damn wrong.
"...how can you not be angry at me? I fucked everything up...."
>"You did?" Discord looked left and right, acting confused "How so?"
"I..."
>You told her, thats all you had. That you told her.
"I let her know our secret"
>"Yes...and?"
"...e-err...I.."
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>>25740260
Assblasted twice in a row.
Anon is certainly not having a very good day.
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>>25740260
>"Anon, What do you think is going to happen? That she's going to use the truth to tell everypony? Or eventually manipulate you with going with whatever she tells you in some insidious plot to conquer Equestria? Or perhaps use it to break our friendship? Oh, that would be quite an evil plan......if I cared. But I don't, and do you know why that is?"
>...you didn't. You were too mindblasted to figure it out.
>"It's really quite simple. If she tells the truth, I will most likely be forced to send you back, I will get a very very long talking to, and she will be sealed into Tartarus with no chance of escape. At least for the usual thousand years anyway. If she's smart, she won't do anything with whatever you told her. Understand?"
>...that, sounded right. You accepted that rationale point blank. If only because you were so empty headed right now.
"I-I do but..I'm just. I mean. I-"
>"Yes, you're very surprised. Anon, I'm not Twilight. I'm not going to get angry over something like this. If you actually thought ahead a little more you might have realized that her knowing the truth means absolutely nothing. The only thing you have to worry about is the party, now, are you going to bounce back from this or..." Discord holds up the newspaper and shakes it in front of you "...Am I going to have to whap you again?"
>You raise your hoof and knock the newspaper away from his talons
"Dammit...I'm not a dog!"
>That didn't stop Discord though, he instantly produced another newspaper and whapped you.
"Stop.."
>and he whaps you again
"STOP"
>And again
"DAMMIT THAT'S IT!YOU WANT A DOG! I'LL SHOW YOU A DOG!"
>You rush towards him and bite his dragon like leg.
>But he doesn't even react to your bite.
>No, he just detaches his leg and holds it up as you hang from it with your teeth.
>"Feeling better?"
>You realize you weren't really biting him. But if you let go, you'd fall right to the floor pretty hard.
>You can't answer either.
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>>25740451
'Nonny, you okay? You seem to uh... Be losing your mind.
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>>25740451
>Discord puts you a little higher as he produces your Saddlebag and puts it around your back. "There we are, and hrnnn..."
>Discord grabs one of your hooves and inspects it. It was a little dirty. "Well, that won't do."
>While you were hanging on with your mouth, he put your hoof in a magically produced tiny tub of warm water, and then began to give you a...rather relaxing hooficure. He also started talking more effeminately "Oh Anon, you juuuuuuuust wouldn't believe the gossip going around Equestria these days. I mean really darling, Diamond Dogs actually sharing their diamonds? How utterly absurd."
>And you just hung on. Feeling your little hoof be gently massaged, cleaned, and managed without the ability to do anything about it....though...Discord was oddly....very good at this.
>"Oh and those DREEEAAADDFFULLL parasprites, once they get attached to you they never leave, and then before you know it they eat you out of house and home and your out on the street, such little pests they are.."
>You could now feel all the same motions on all four of your hooves...it was bliss.
>It was so relaxing that you simply entered a near euphoric state...until it made you forget you were hanging on to his leg, But as you fall, a pillow appears right under you. Catching you with it's softness.
>Despite the fright. You still felt oddly relaxed. You looked up at Discord. Not knowing how to feel once again. But you didn't feel prone to anger anymore at this point. You could still feel a gentle tingling at the tips of your hooves and in the center of the frogs.
>"Feel better?" Discord asked, fluttering his eyes at you.
>You cuddle into the pillow just a little, reluctant to answer "..........yes"
>"Are you ready to party?"
>You sigh, you couldn't muster any more anger and demand him to apologize. You felt fuzzy. "......fine..."
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>>25740560
who's a pretty pony? YOU ARE!
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>>25740560
erp, screwed up Anon's greentext.

>"You sure? You're not going to worry about this. Because I'd focus your energy on two things. Rethinking your approach to our royal pest of a guest and getting down! Come on, we got a party to get to!"
>You roll on your back, and look up at Discord. "So, everything is ok?"
>Discord nods "Everything is ok So relax, put on a smile, and let's get going."
>You slowly stand up and take a breath, with the help of the forced hooficure.....as weird as that was. And now that you were clear minded, a little violating. You did feel a lot better now. Especially since Discord learning that you told Chrysalis didn't end with you being tossed against the wall. You were lucky he was so understanding. Especially about your anger spurts. Geez, even after coming to terms with how good he treated you. You just come into more situations to really cement that in.
"...Thanks Discord, I really needed that."
>Discord gently gave you a pat on the head. "That's good Anon, you're welcome. Now.." Discord holds up a candy towards you, and then gently puts it on your nose "Want a treat?"
>you sigh, you were going to take the candy and toss it back at him....but it had a scent of cherry.
>You take it and pop it in your mouth, ohh..it tasted good,
>you then stare at Discord, realizing you DID just take the "treat". "....Just because I took it doesn't make me a dog"
>Discord raises his talons to snap you both away "Whatever you say Anon"
>And with a snap, you both disappear.
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>>25740601
and again..oyh. tired.

decent sized chapter. And i'm sure, nobody saw that twist coming. fixed the mistakes i noticed thus far andnnn..

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>>25740618
Sleep well Erf
We paitently await your next update
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>>25740618
noice
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>>25730580
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>>25740601
Now that I think about it, technicolor horses are the size of a medium-sized dog
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>>25742551
More like a big dog. Not great dane big, but big.
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>>25740618
>erm
>ahh
>er
>umm
you do this way too much
its gone beyond filler words
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>>25743090
did they go...even FURTHER beyond?
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>>25742745
More or less the size of a labrador, which means that aon is the size of a malteese dog
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>>25745198
Celestia has HUGE HAIR
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>>25745198
So we would be giants for the little ponies?
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Now that I think about it. Anon should get along with Luna just fine since one of the elements she held before going NMM was the element of kindness
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dead thread
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>>25730580
not my 40 keks
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>>25749426
Not yet Snake
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>>25745198
Is anon a manlet by pony standards?
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>>25749855
he's a small cute colt. What else could be said. I leave things ambigious for a few reasons (such as never mentioning Anon's coat color or mane color. I leave that to you guys. Same with eye color and such.)
anyway. We will be going underway with the party chapter(s) very soon. And then, if things go the way i expect them too. We'll be going into Starlight Glimmer Chapter(s)
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>>25750117
Are you ever going to merge chapters together in your pastebin?
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>>25750217
no.

but if it makes it easier. i could start putting three chapters to one link at a time
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>>25750117
>Starlight Glimmer Chapter(s)
Wait is that actually happening?
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>>25750117
Hah, always wondered if I missed those details but after going through the chapters again it's never mentioned. Always leaves something to the imagination.
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>>25750331
Unless everyone screams "NO" then yes. It's happening I doubt anyone could guess what I got planned

>>25750380
nope, just never mentioned. It wouldn't be Anon unless you could "Self insert". Though, the story has gone on for so damn long. Just...insane. Almost done doing what i'm doing. Once I finish eating my meal i'll be ready to go
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>>25750475
>I doubt anyone could guess what I got planned
Anon spots her hidding in some bushes, then go and talk to her?
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>>25750494
Come on
You expect it to be that obvious?
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>>25750528
No, but Glimmer knowing about the horn/discord's son and trying to steal it or talk her way with anon to get the horn is also obvious
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>>25750494
>"now if I could only figure out how to break into the castle..."
"Hey idiot."
>"AAH. SHHHH little markless colt. I'm being discreet"
"Uuuuh, suuuuure you are. Look, twilight just leaves the door open. It always seemed dumb to me."
>"Oh, well thank you kind colt!"
>She happily trots inside
>Yeah, this seems like a good way to mess with twilight.
>I mean, what harm could a normal unicorn possibly do to a princess?
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Oh I know how to mess with Chryssi by using some human shenanigans. Make discord bring a N64 with a game. And then make Chryssi play said game the game is Daikatana
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>>25750541
Well aren't you a pooper...then again. that is the logical way to go.

>>25750549
Ha

>>25750566
You monster
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>>25750566
"C'mon, Chryssi! Every little kid beat Superman 64 easily!"
>"SILENCE! I SHALL DEFEAT THESE RINGS AND RESCUE THE STRANGE CARRIAGE"
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>>25750566
>Daikatan N64
I have a better one yet. Megaman X6
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>>25750607
>>25750601
>>25750566
You casuals, we make her play King's Quest V and watch how she loses her sanity
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>>25750566
why not play some smash bros
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How about this bullshit of a game?
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>>25750644
>Bet is the if she can beat discord in Melee she's free to go
>Discord is Armada levels of good
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>>25750653
>>25750622
>>25750607
>>25750601
Too bad that anon told her the whole truth, this seems like a funny idea to mess with her. Colorful games that are actually torture devices of the worse kind made designed by (in her head) some unspeakable cosmic horrors
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>>25750607
"Chrysalis, why do you keep restarting the game?"
>"THIS "HIGH MAX" THING KEEPS DEFEATING MY BLUE THING, I WILL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO BE DEFEATED ONCE IN ANY OF YOUR SILLY "HUMAN" GAMES!"
"uh, you're actually supposed to lose that fight"
>Chrysalis, upon hearing that piece of information. Stops what's she doing and calmly looks to her captain.
>"Captain, how long have I been at this?"
>"fourty hours, my queen"
>Chrysalis then looked at you "Anon, you didn't think to tell me when you gave this artifact to me that failure was absolute?"
>You shrugged "I didn't think I had to tell you, look if you ju-"
>suddenly, you get the playstation slammed into your head as Chrysalis starts firing magical shots at you "FORTY HOURS ANON! AND NOW I'M GOING TO SPEND FORTY MORE SHOOTING YOU WITH MY OWN BUSTER SHOTS!"
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>>25750653
>pic related


anyway, writing time
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>>25750694
>Since Discord's shield of bullshit is still active she still can't defeat anon
"HA HA, I GUESS I'M YOUR OWN HIGH MAX CHRYSSI!"
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>>25750687
We could always lie a little more.
>HEY CHRYSSI WANNA KNOW ABOUT HUMAN RELIGION?
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>>25750758
To be fair, our cities would look already too alien for them
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>>25740601
>You both appear ontop of a roof of a house. Overlooking the town.
"W-woah!"
>You had to move backwards to keep yourself from slipping. And yet, despite the quick rush of adrenaline, you could still feel a soothing tingle in your hooves that has since moved up into your body. Calming your nerves.
"huh..that's weird. I still feel tingly."
>"It's not weird at all Anon, it's just an extra precaution to keep you from going into one of your little spats. It won't last long of course, but I thought I'd do something for you since you seemed so on edge."
>Well, that's nice of him.
"Hey, thanks. I really needed it after all that. But, why are we on a roof? Shouldn't we be at the party?"
>Discord pulled out a Telescope and began to look through it "all in due time Anon, first I'd like to scope it out and see what it's like"
"See what it's like? Why does that matter to you? It is a party for me, you know"
>"I'm aware, but I just want to see who is there. See what I have to deal with, ah there we are"
>Discord looked over to the distant sugarcube corner.
"I can tell you who is going to be there. Just the mane six and the cutie mark crusaders, and a few others like Lyra and Bon Bon. It's a small party."
>"You don't say" Discord was peering hard.
>You look over to where he's looking. But you aren't tall enough to look over the other roofs blocking the party from view.
"I do say, it's nothing to worry about."
>"If you say so, but tell me Anon. Was there a white pony with purple shades and a blue mane invited to your party?"
"You mean Vinyl? nah, it would be kind of cool if she could come though. I'd wanna see if she was a mute or not."
>"Ahh, well. I suppose that would be interesting to you" Discord continued to peer through the telescope "And what about your teacher? Was she invited?"
"Ahhh crap, I don't remember...I don't think so actually"
>"Mhmmm, and what about that peculiar purple pony drinking the punch?"
"Oh you must mean Ber-....."
>...wait
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Guys, what if Discord actually ruse Chrysalis and make her the pony version of Katia Managaan
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>>25750873
you mean a sexy beast?
gee what a ruse
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>>25750854
is anon having a woman themed party
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>>25751092
has he had a single positive experience with a colt or stallion? maybe pinkie sees it as "staying in his comfort zone"
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>>25751163
clearly what he needs to do is shove his coltcock into some nice kid's boypussy
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>>25750854

"What do you mean "Drinking the punch" ? "
>Discord looks down at you "What do you think I mean, there's a purple pony who ISN'T Twilight at the punch bowl."
"That can't be right. I don't remember inviting Berry Punch. Can you lift me high so I can get a look?"
>"Sure thing" Discord curled up a single talon, making you float up high enough to see the party.
>From what you could see from that distance, it was an outdoors party. And, there was a conglomerate of color...oh geez.
"Discord, can I look through that telescope?"
>"Of course" Discord makes the telescope hover in place, right in front of you, ready to go for viewing.
>You look through it, and hooooooly shit. The entire town was practically there. Even Mayor Mare. What in the..?
>Practically every bg pony was there. Heck, you spotted Lyra and Bon Bon hanging with Minuette.
>And..oh crap, you see Filthy Rich too, you never went to see him after that whole hospital thing. You felt kind of bad about that, the guy is pretty cool.
>All those ponies, just to be at your party, you didn't know if it was the fact that you were being magically soothed or just knowing everyone is there, just for you. it felt mary sueish...but damn, it felt nice.
>But as you gazed through the telescope, you notice two ponies and a baby dragon who were invited were not present.
"Twilight and Spike didn't go to the party. hmnn"
>now that time had passed, your initial feelings long being gone.You started to feel bad that she hadn't arrived yet, or at all.
>"Well, that was to be expected right? Either she didn't want to go, or she is too tired to go. Why should it be a bother?"
>Because of the other pony that you couldn't spot.
"Because Fluttershy isn't at the party either"
>Discord, calmly produced a glass of water and took a drink, already you realized what he was about to do.
"WAIT DISCORD NO-AGGGHH!"
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>>25751210

>le epic spittake
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>>25750644
That's just mean. If it weren't for the spell then Crissy would have killed everyone in anger.
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>>25751368
it's not Monopoly
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>>25750758
He could make her read Berserk and tell her that's the life story of one of the more recent human prophets.
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>>25751390

or mario party
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>>25751415
we're talking about games, not torture.
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>>25751210
>Discord spat water all over you
"agh...g-gross"
>You did your best to try to get the water off of you with your hooves, but it was just all over you, even shaking didn't help.
>Discord put his talons and paw to his head, screaming "FLUTTERSHY ISN'T THERE?! HOW DID I-" Discord loses his magical grip on you as he grabs the telescope and scopes out the scene "MISS HER?!"
>You felt gravity pulling on you as you dropped like a rock back on the roof and started to roll down.
"Discord help! I can't grip anything!"
>"HOLD ON! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!" Discord's eyeball literally broke through the other end of the telescope as he kept on looking.
>Welp, he was no help. You yell as you drop down the roof, and have your fall broken by soft mushy garbage in a garbage can.
"Omf...o-ohhh...."
>You slowly climb out, dizzy as your senses are violated by various gross and rotten smells.
"D-dammit...I-I don't feel relaxed anymore"
>You crawl out, and shake your back left hoof to get a banana peal off of you.
>You look up at Discord, who throws down the telescope, teleports near the fallen trashcan, and holds his arms out "Don't worry Anon, I'll catch you!"
>You just eye him, annoyed, and clear your throat loudly so he could take notice of you.
>He looks down at you, and gets annoyed himself. "Anon, what are you doing down there? You're supposed to be falling"
>Welp, that relaxing feeling didn't last long. You bust out, yelling at Discord.
"I ALREADY FELL! YOU WE-
>Before you could even finish, Discord pulls you close to his side and points forward "Anon, we have no time to lose. You need to go to the party and distract everypony while I go search for Fluttershy. It just isn't a party without her!"
>You push his arm away and land on your hooves, turning over to him and sighing
"She's probably taking care of Twilight."
>You brush yourself off, you could still smell the stank. And you could already feel the relaxing tingling wear off.
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>>25751415
Yeah like, do they realize they ruined their own franchise after implementing all those asinine game mechanics that would infuriate both children and adults?
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>>25751433
I guess we look
Trashy
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>>25751462

kill youself.
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>>25751467
Three loops ahead of ya
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>>25751462
>>>/trash/
delicious
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>>25751433
Soo Discord wants Anon to show up at his party wet and smelling like trash. Dick move bro
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>>25751488
How could he be our bro if he's our dad?
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>>25751433
"You mind cleaning me off before you go?"
>Discord nods "Of course I do" He gently picks you up and looks into your eyes "I can't let my child go to his own party smelling like that! Even if it is a good smell for you, might even get you the ladies" He winks at you.
"Chrysalis maybe"
>You chuckle at you own words.
"Anyway, why'd you have to pick me up? Aren't you just going to spray me with some more water or something?"
>"I have a more...thorough way" Discord wiggles his eyebrows at you
"Thorough? What do you mean by that?"
>You still felt somewhat relaxed as the last of the tingles began to wear out.
>Discord open his mouth as his tongue starts to slowly stretch out.
"Discord? No Discord..no Discord..no..NO!"
>You cover yourself with your hooves and close your eyes as his tongue starts to explore your body. You felt so uncomfortable.
"Discord stop! That feels weird! Oh geez! I can feel it on my leg!"
>Suddenly, you felt a slimy substance get all over you.
>You open your eyes and look at yourself
"...oh...oh, what is this stuff?"
>You try to shake it off. And although gross, it smelled of fresh lemons.
"Discord, ugh..I don't even know what to say about this. Is this, soap? Or something else?"
>"No time to explain Anon, time to spin dry!"
"Spin dry? Wait! Discord stop!"
>Discord's tongue wrapped around you, holding you tight like a snake.
"Discord, just get me a towel, I can wipe this stuff off myself. Please?"
>Discord snipped the other end of his tongue off with his talons. "No can do Anon" Discord grabbed the part of his tongue that was sticking out and eyed you with a smile "Who knows how much time you've already wasted."
>You noticed him grab one end of the tongue, and realized what he meant by spin dry. Your pupils shrunk. "D-discord Don't! I...ugh..."
>You sigh, and just give up, looking at him, annoyed
"You're just going to do it anyway, aren't you?"
>Discord nodded "Of course I am, why wouldn't I?"
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>>25751626
I guess his morning got turned around
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>>25751626
>You sigh again, yep. He'll never change.
"Can I atleast get a helmet?"
>"Certainly, I can't believe I did think about that before. In fact..." Discord points to you and zaps you, giving you a helmet, four knee pads, and a suit of armor.
>You look down on yourself
"Isn't this a little much?"
>Discord nods "It is, which is why I'll compensate it by spinning you harder than planned."
"ohhh dammit"
>You lament at the fact you were about to go for a spin, but a thought hit you. Maybe it won't be so bad. It could be fun. Maybe.
>Before you could think of anything else, Discord let's it rip. And you start spinning faster than any top you've ever seen, as you slide across the street. Already you felt like puking in the first few moments of spinning, and it just wouldn't stop.
"I WAS WRONG! THIS ISN'T FUN! AAAGHHH!"
>and you span, and you span. All across the street as your protection began to fly off in different directions.
>Finally you slow to a stop, and despite stopping. Everything was still spinning. So much so that you fall to the ground, groaning.
"..I'm so glad I haven't eaten recently....or else......nope, never mind"
>You hold your hoof to your mouth, as your cheeks puff up, and you puke.
"...ogggghhhh"
>"THERE YOU ARE NONNY! I'VE BE...woah, you ok?"
>Ahh, Pinkie Pie. Right on cue to see you barf everywhere
"ogh, I feel like I just went through a dryer...."
>Pinkie Pie catches a whiff of you, and smiles "But you smell like fresh lemons! That must have been some dryer!"
"Yeah...ogh, I'm just going to lay here awhile."
>Pinkie Pie quickly zips right under you by pushing you up in the air with her face, then catches you on her back."Here, you can lay on my back while I take you to the party, everypony is waiting for you! Though" Pinkie frowns "Twilight, Fluttershy and Spike are late, and..." Pinkie looks around "Where's Discord? Isn't he with you?"
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>>25751767
"Oh, he went to go get Fl-"
>He probably only went to get her. But maybe, just maybe. He went to go fetch Twilight and Spike too. Somehow, you had no idea if Twilight was even able to actually go.
"He went to go get them"
>"Awww, that's sweet of him." Pinkie went back to smiling, excited to get the party underway "You're going to make so many new friends today Nonny! Isn't that awesome!?"
"Y-yeah, I noticed while I was coming over that you invited the whole town. Didn't we have a set list?"
>Pinkie giggled "We did! But remember how you said to surprise you on a theme?"
"Yeah"
>"Welllllllllllllll, I thought the theme could be an outdoor slash open door party! That way, nopony would feel left out! And better yet, that means anypony that comes to the part would want to meet you since it's your party! Genius, right?"
>You could hear in Pinkie's voice just how happy she was about it. So much so, that, well, how could you denounce what she had done? You couldn't.
>You take a breath, you were still seeing some stars from the spin. But your mind was still working. And you decide to just go with it. Who is it going to hurt?
"It is a pretty good plan Ponk, but I guess that's why your the best party planner around, huh?"
>That made Pinkie smile even wider "You really think so? Oh boy, if you think that's great. you're gonna flip when I start planning for your birthday. Birthday parties are always the best! Speaking of birthdays, erm. Some of the guests sort of thought it was your birthday. And brought you gifts, that's ok, right?"
>Gifts? woooo, that sounded cool. It almost made you grin. Gifts were always great, and you wondered what ponies would give as gifts to a hero like you. Colt or not. Hero or not. It could be pretty great.
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>>25751899
calling it a night here. my body is battered from the cold. I feel so slow lately, even a few people at work have started to notice. Despite the fact that I tell them the same thing I tell them every year.

Winter isn't a good season for me. I'm wrapped here in two quilts and I still feel chilled to the bone. Sorry guys. I'm really trying
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>>25751930
http://pastebin.com/W3S3n8nx

it also doesn't help were gearing up for christmas. and with the pick system still being shit and managers coming down on us. It doesn't do well with my current state of being. But eh, it'll be over soon enough
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>>25751953
Hope you feel better soon man!
Get some rest and get warm.
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>>25751953
erf DONT DIE MATE live onnnnn
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>>25730580
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>>25751423
One nigger suggested King Quest V and other Megaman X6. We are bringing the torture to Chryssi
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>>25754764

so we ARE doing mario party then?
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>>25751423
if were talking games, the EBA and EDF
anything with three letters that begins with an E is good
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>>25755608
Yes, and we are giving Dokapon Kingdom to the mane 6
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>>25755968
succeed where discord failed.
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>>25755983
We are giving the mane 6 the biggest challenge to their friendship
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>>25755997
that actually sounds like a hilarious story in the making
YOUVE READ SOULS IN EQUESTRIA
STALKER IN EQUESTRIA
SOME SHITTY FALLOUT RIP OFF
EVEN SANS AND PAPYRUS DO EQUESTRIA
NOW PREPARE FOR THE GREATEST CROSSFIC OF OUR TIME:
MARIO PARTY IN EQUESTRIA
WILL THE MANE 6 BE ABLE TO OVERCOME THEIR GAMING INSTICTS AND KEEP THEIR FRIENDSHIP INTACT? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
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>>25756601
>fluttershy wins by doing nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9eeX2Lx1pE
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>>25754764
Sonic06? I've heard that game brings out the all the anger.
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>>25756771
It doesnt really. Like, its stupid, but it doesnt make someone angry unless theyre trying to play it up for Youtube.
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>>25756771

yeah, but its more of anger at how glitchy at it is
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>>25756709
Now I want FlutterLuigi. Fuck you.
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>>25756709
>>25756601
>>25758693
>Mario Party
No we must go out with the big guns and by that I mean that we bring mankind ultimate weapon against ponies, the friendship killer, invite your friends to play, leave as life time enemies. Gentlemen I bring you Dokapon Kingdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVbzRDobswc
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>>25758719
I can't believe it actually says this on the YouTube posting.
>And after your friendships are destroyed, the game is just as much fun to play alone.
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>>25759513
I saw a dude actually punching his now ex-friend with a glass of beer over this game. Dokapon Kingdom is the most evil shit that has come out from Japan
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boop
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>>25757141
>>25757244


After playing through Sonic 06' myself. You guys would actually be wrong. The game is anger inducing in various sections of the game.
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its almost time
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>>25761945
MY BODY IS READ-
Wait
Daja-vu.
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>>25761945
>>25761978


i'm heavily thinking about writing tonight. I got written up today at work, despite the fact i managed to prove that It wasn't my fault (Can't stock eggs we don't have) because of my past fuck ups. the write up stays. Really annoying
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>>25761990
Eggs?
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>>25761990
Crap.
And I was going to ask you how you're feeling today but apparently it's not that good.
Sorry to hear that happened to you.
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>>25761990
Sorry to hear that m8
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>>25762008
>>25762076
>>25762125
thanks guys, but i don't have it in me tonight. tomorrow should be better. I hate taking a day off from writing, but my mind is too muddled in bullshit.
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>>25762166
Nah don't worry m8, then I'll go back to play NV
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>>25762166
Ya play some vidya or sleep.
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>>25762280
i think i will do that. the next chapter will be short if i feel reenergized. but maybe gaming will get me psyched
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>>25762166
>I hate taking a day off from writing
Nigga you write every single day. Should probably take a break or two so you don't burn the fuck out.
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>>25762351
Yeah, get back to Xenoblade, it and smash might convince me to get a WiiU.
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>>25762598
Now that I think about it. Who plays smash here?
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>>25761727
its a meme game, Erf
its really not that bad
its not good of course, but only youtuber faggots overreact to that.
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>>25762779
>The fucking pool puzzle with Silver wasn't that bad
Nigga I'll slap you like the ho you are
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>>25762797
it wasnt
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>>25762810
I don't know if you are joking or you have high tolerance to shitty design
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>>25762883
well Im not joking, so probably the latter
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>>25762911
Did you like Heroes?
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>>25762920
The show? Or Sonic Heroes?
I thought Heroes in both instances was passable. It wasnt as fun as other Sonic games, but Chaotix and Dark were both better than the other two.
THe music was also fairly fun.
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>>25762991
Jesus christ m8. I think that you are inmune to shitty games
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>>25762797
>>25762810
he's right on that, i did it first try. I have proof too but let's not get into that


in anycase. time for some short chapter stuff. I'll add it into the current chapter we left off in
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>>25751899
"Fine with me, it's a party right? Let's just let everypony do whatever they want. If they bring gifts, all the better right?"
>Pinkie looks back at you, and narrows her right eye "For you maybe", she then giggles happily.
"You bet! Besides, you can't blame me for wanting to see what kinds of gifts I'm gonna get. Can you?"
>Pinkie looked up and wondered, then she shook her head "Nope, I guess not. If everypony got me a lot of gifts I'd be pretty curious too. And happy, and ecstatic, and overjoyed, and glad! All at the same time!"
"Ponk, you know those all mean the same thing, right?"
>"I know, but if you combine all of those words, you'd get how happy I am. Especially if it's gifts I could share with my friends!"
>...awww, that made you smile. But, hell. You couldn't expect any less from Pinkie.
"That's a nice thought Ponk, my worl-...ahrm...orphanage could have really used a pony like you."
>"Well, if I could make more of me that were exactly like me in everyway, I would. So everypony could have a friend that would never quit on then. But for now, I'll do my best here. As the one and only Pinkie Pie!"
>As you both approached the party, you pat on Pinkie's side.
"Hey Ponk, can I hop off from here? I feel better now, I can walk the last few steps."
>"Oki Doki Loki! Let me just duck right here, all ponies please remain in your seat as the Pinkie Pie prepares to dock." Pinkie giggled at her own little joke as she lowered herself so you could safely hop off.
>You do, and give her a quick hug. You really did feel better, probably just due to being around her and her upbeat attitude.
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>>25763162
Pinkie has a dick? Whys she docking Anon, thats kinda lewd.
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>>25763162
>You look ahead, just a few more steps before you was the party itself. There were various ponies there. Mingling, having fun, playing a few games, and there was Vinyl, wubbing out a beat. The party was chaos itself, with it seemingly being of various themes within itself. To your left was two long tables, one with food and drinks, mostly of various treats and pastries. And on the other seemed to be a gift table. Right at the front of Sugarcube corner was a large stage. You had to go around it just to get inside, though, going inside was probably not needed.
>....ohhhhhh man, there was like fifteen gifts there. You did wonder what they could be. But, agh...It'd be bad form to just go directly to them and open them up.
>You look to Pinkie....who wasn't next to you anymore. Where did she disappear off to?
>"HELLO EVERYPONY! HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING?!"
>Pinkie had zipped on stage, she was wearing a cute little black top hat on, with gummy on her back.
>Everypony, just like that, stopped what they were doing to say hi back to her. Caught you offguard really, this was unexpected. You wondered what she had in store.
>"THAT'S GREAT! BECAUSE i HAVE SUPER DUPER GOOD NEWS! THE GUEST OF HONOR HAS ARRIVED!"
>Uh oh, wait. WAIT. You knew where this was heading, you were about to get bombarded by the whole crowd all at once.
"P-Po-"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ANON! EVERYPONY GIVE HIM A WARM WELCOME AND SAY HELLO! HE'S SUPER FRIENDLY AND REALLY SMART! AND RIGHT NEXT TO HIM IS-"
>Pinkie was about to announce Discord and Fluttershy, but they weren't there. She threw out a few cue cards she had on the podium she was behind and skipped ahead. "ALRIGHT EVERYPONY, LET'S MINGLE, HAVE FUN, AND GET DOWN! IT'S PAAAAAAAAAARTY TIME!"
>You could already hear the music crank up to eleven, but as everypony went to approach you, you had already ducked behind the sheets of the food table. That was way too much for you at once.
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>>25763366
>you peek outside the sheets, there was a few ponies who went back to partying, but a few others, like Filthy Rich, the fillies, Lyra, and a couple of other ponies were looking where they thought they spotted you.
>Well, this was quite the pickle you found yourself in. It seemed even in large crowds of ponies, you weren't ready to handle so many of them all at once. This very situation reminded you why you wanted a smaller crowd.
"Great, if I was some mary sue, this would be no problem. But I can't talk to them all at once. And if it's anything like any other cartoon show. It'll be a wave of noise....ugh, I hate waves of noise."
>Though, you did feel bad you weren't out there actually mingling. You remembered how Lyra did want to introduce you to Minuette, how Filthy Rich did want to talk to you, and that you had friends out there that you really say hi to. Including explaining to the Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara why you didn't show up to finish the project. Or, you could just tell Cheerilee directly, she was right there.
>You gulp, you just needed to work up the courage. And if you chose wisely, maybe you could go down the line of who to talk to first.
>Filthy Rich
>he'd have to be the first you talk to. He was pretty bro tier after all, and you just pretty much avoided visiting him all this time. You could just walk up to him and have a friendly chat. Then move on to Lyra and Bon Bon, you did want to meet Minuette after seeing how cute and friendly she was. And finally you could move on to the next obvious choice of the CMC. Though, maybe this could also be a good time to interact with a few of the Mane 6 you haven't really interacted with too much. Namely, Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
>You look around, hrn, even Derpy was here. She could be a cute friend. But nah, let's not get too hasty.
>You wait until only Filthy Rich would catch you in his line of sight, and pop out, heading towards him.
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>>25763525
gonna cut it short here. Sorry, I guess no amount of psyching up is gonna get me through today. Dare I say it, I got burnt out too quickly. I really need a good day tomorrow.

The only thing I'm worried about is some sort of retaliation from the night shift. You see, before i left I accidently knocked over one of their coffee drinks. I told my manager that I did, she's pretty cool and understanding, and I wanted to let her know I'd have to spend a little more time cleaning it up. But she told me to just go, I was already 25 minutes over my time and that they shouldn't be drinking drinks in the cooler anyway.

Essentially, and this is the dumbest shit. I got written up because my actions also set a "bad example" and "lowers morale" of the shift after me.

And yet, night shift is the bane of our existance due to.
>Night managers let them drink drinks in the cooler, despite us day crew being barred from it.
>do not label items properly, or even at all
>Do not follow the "whole box, no box" rule
>will leave their drinks for us to pick up.

and that's just the usual shit. Unfortunately, Night Shift is pretty much above anything in this Wal-Mart. So they get away with a lot of shit.
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wait what
suddenly erf green where did this come from
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Made a mental comeback. He said it was a possibility.
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I need a general to fag for. describe anons appearance to me so i may provide,
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>>25763550
it's no problem at all, and really wall-mart? getting written up for that?

also how is mario party bad?
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>>25765356
It's bad for friendships
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>>25765515
explain? i only played ones before 2011
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>>25766254
Endless dialogue that explains every turn, event, and mechanic in excruciating detail that can't be skipped. No fast forward, no turn off explanations. It's like every time you play the game it's like the first time. Huge time waster.

Bullshit random catch up logic that heavily penalizes the leaders and generously and unnecessarily rewards the losers. You can have bad luck with rolls, whatever, but then manage to win all the challenges, and then randomly the game says fuck you and takes 5 of your stars and gives them to another player. Now you're in last for being good and still working through shit rolls.

There is no true enjoyment in those games anymore.
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>>25766671
i am filled with dispair, mods when?
on wii, cheats are easy
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>>25763550
night managers need to suck a fat one.
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>>25768409
Indeed. Wherever I go into places with the night shift restocking they are the roughest, most uncouth individuals without regards to regular work expectations. Like not being drunk and smoking all the time.
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yo
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>>25730580
Internets finally back. Went down a few days because of the company doing some work close to my home. Also I've been busy luckily tomorrow it'll all be cleared up.
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>>25770853
I thought that you were eaten by puppies
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It is almost time... maybe?
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>>25772139
its time
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>>25772346
MY BODY IS READY
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>>25772346

>it begins
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>>25772346
Time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRwU6rgV4U
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>>25763525
>You notice as you walk towards him that his daughter wasn't around him at this time. Good, she must have buggered off to hang with the CMC since you zipped out of sight.
>Damn, there were ponies everywhere, the party was pretty tightly grouped together.
>You reach Filthy Rich and greet him, being as respectful as you could.
"Hello Mr.Rich, I didn't know you'd be at my party today"
>Flithy Rich, upon hearing your voice looked down and greeted you with a smile of his own "Mr.Anon, pleasure to see you again. And of course I'd be here for the party, I felt it was one of the only open times I'd have to talk with you and your father. Speaking of which, where is your father? I still have a business preposition for him."
"He went to go see the Princess. You know my Dad..."
>You chuckle
"Can never stay in one place, that guy"
>So Discord never actually went to see him about the business venture. You yourself had no idea what it was. But you'd think he would have at least seen Filthy about it at least once. Would make it easier on him instead of having him wait. You wondered how long Filthy was willing to wait for anyway, because it's been awhile since you and Discord have seen him.
>Filthy Rich chuckled right along with you "Right, I suppose you and your father have been very busy since we last met. What with getting fully situated to your home, school, and of course, trying to get that cutie mark. Such a shame the fighting ring didn't do it for you, when my little pumpkin told me it would do the trick, I of course would be willing to spend any amount needed to help. It's the least I could do for you after you saved her."
>If it was one situation that always got called upon the most. It was that. You were actually getting sick of it to be honest, but you weren't going to make that apparent now. It was something you'd just have to deal with.
"Well, you know. She was in trouble. I couldn't just leave her there."
>
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>>25772588
>"But this was no simple situation Mr.Anon, you put your life on the line to save somepony you barely knew. And what's more, that pony happened to be my daughter. Who, if you remember at the time. Had some trouble with. It was a very honorable and brave thing to do...in fact." Filthy Rich started to tear up
"Mr.Rich? You ok?"
>Suddenly, he hugged onto you as he began to sob "I Don't know what I would have done if anything would have happened to her, why, if you weren't Discord's son. I would have made you my own. You have the makings of a rich right in your heart."
>....ohhhh....now you felt like shit. Yeah, you really REALLY hated when this moment was recalled.
>You started to gently pat his back, nervous
"It's o-ok Mr. Rich, I was just doing what was natural, really!"
>Filthy Rich let you go slowly, wiping away his tears, and trying to stand in a more dignified position, clearing his throat. He didn't want anyone getting the impression anything was wrong. He was a pony of reputation after all. "Right, yes." He straightened his tie "In anycase, I was never ever to reward you properly for what you have done. So I generously have brought you a gift that should, only slightly, compensate you for a job well done."
>awww
"You didn't have to do that Mr.Rich, it was my erm...civic duty and all."
>Filthy Rich chuckled and rubbed the top of your head "Don't be modest Anon, heroes like you deserve gifts to show how ponies such as myself appreciate such a young,brave, and sharp little colt you happen to be. Though,I do have one favor to ask. If you don't mind of course"
>How could you deny him?
"What is it?"
>"When it's time for you to open gifts, and you get to mine. Would you mind saying something along the lines of "This generous gift was given to me by the wonderful pony known as Filthy Rich, who is always looking to make life easier for everypony with cheaper prices and more economical deals". That wouldn't be too hard, right?"
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>>25772771
>>"When it's time for you to open gifts, and you get to mine. Would you mind saying something along the lines of "This generous gift was given to me by the wonderful pony known as Filthy Rich, who is always looking to make life easier for everypony with cheaper prices and more economical deals". That wouldn't be too hard, right?"
*facehoof*
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>>25772771
>"When it's time for you to open gifts, and you get to mine. Would you mind saying something along the lines of "This generous gift was given to me by the wonderful pony known as Filthy Rich, who is always looking to make life easier for everypony with cheaper prices and more economical deals". That wouldn't be too hard, right?"
Oy vey I wonder who could be behind this gift
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>>25772771
>that was actually pretty funny to you, a great guy but always looking to make a bit. At least he was being honest, one of you had to be,
"No sweat, and I'll even hop about like a giddy little school filly if you want."
>"Really? Well now, that would definitely help sell it home. Thank you Anon."
>After a little more small talk, you let Filthy Rich know that there's probably other ponies who wanted to talk to you, given the party was focused on you. You let him know respectfully of course. You both respectfully let eachother go, Filthy Rich only reminding you that Diamond Tiara was around as well. But you already knew that.
>Next up, Lyra,Bon Bon, and Minuette. Oh boy Minuette.
>You weave through the crowd, looking for either the mint colored horsie or dual mane colored secret horse.
>But as your weaving, you feel a gentle tap on your back.
"Huh?"
>You turn around, and spot Scootaloo, she was hovering over you. Ah shit, it almost caught you offguard. You weren't used to seeing her flying about. "Found ya!"
"Hey Scootaloo"
>You smile at her, she looked positively at ease hovering about. It was cute.
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing going that way for? We're hanging out over there!" Scootaloo points over near a poster of a pony without a tail. Presumably a "Pin the tail on the pony" game. "Why don't you come with us, maybe we can get you a cutie mark at pinning tails."
>....oh cooome onnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>25773204
>You let him know respectfully of course. You both respectfully let eachother go, Filthy Rich only reminding you that Diamond Tiara was around as well. But you already knew that.
*respectufylly tips his horse fedora*
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>>25751559
>not a Skeleton pun
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>>25773204
"I...I don't think I'd want a cutie mark in that"
>"Why not? If you could get a cutie mark at that. Then that means that if there was ever a situation where you couldn't see anything, you'd still be able to hit your mark. Doesn't that sound cool! You could be some sort of blind master of the...the...pinning arts!"
>As cool as it would be to be able to hit your mark blindly, it's not a profession you'd ever want. Especially if it could lead to you actually being blind. And still, it seemed kind of worthless as a talent.
"Ehh, still. It's not for me. Is Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon with you girls?"
>"Just Diamond, I don't know where Silver went. Diamond's taking her turn right now. Come on Anon! It'll be fun."
>...eh, fine. let's get them out of the way first.
"Ok ok, but let's not make this about Cutie Marks, ok?"
>"Ok! oh, and...hey. Where were you today? None of us saw you at school. We got pretty worried about you, thought you might have gotten sick."
>You shrug
"Eh, you know how it is living with a spirit of Chaos, anything can happen. And that's what happened...things happened."
>You both headed over to the rest of the gang, but Scootaloo was confused. "What kind of things?"
"Things, just trust me on this Scootaloo. You don't want to know."
>"Did you have a fight with your Dad? I noticed he isn't here. What's up with that?"
"Well, Aunt Fluttershy and Twilight aren't here either."
>"Yeah, but he's your Dad. Seems kind of strange to me."
"My Dad is all kinds of strange, it shouldn't come to a surprise"
>Scootaloo nodded, that sounded right to her "Right, because your Dad is Discord. I guess that all makes sense, sorta."
>Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are the next to notice you, while a blindfolded Diamond Tiara still is taking her turn.
>"Heya Anon" They both greet you
"Heya girls, having fun?"
>They both nodded
>"Hey Anon, are you trying to get a party cutie mark? Because..."
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>>25773317
Does everything have to be a skeleton pun? That's some marrow minded thinking you got there.

>>25773348
>Sweetie Belle pulled out her invitation "There's a lot to this party. I almost thought it was your birthday."
>Applebloom looked towards Sweetie Belle, narrowing her eye at her "...Ya did think it was his birthday, that's why we all chipped in to get him a gift"
>Diamond Tiara, overhearing the conversation, splits her concentration, she was still trying to figure out where to pin the tail. "Actually, I paid for most of it."
>Applebloom got a little angry at that and looked over at Diamond "Yeah well, ah spotted it"
>"And I flew it over! These wings are really amazing! They're strong enough to let me carry even heavy things without falling down. I gotta remember to show that to Rainbow Dash, she'll think it's sooooooo cool!" Scootaloo was getting excited just thinking about it.
>You however, wanted the girls to simmer down. Mostly Applebloom and Diamond.
"H-hey now, let's not argue. I appreciate everypony's effort in the gift."
>Applebloom muttered under her breath "...that I saw"
>"Got it!" Diamond Tiara pinned the tail, but was way off. She took off her blindfold, and upon seeing how badly she missed. She huffed and turned about, walking towards the rest of the group "This was a stupid game anyway."
>Sweetie Belle looked over to Diamond's failure, she found it astonishing how badly she missed "Wow, that's...really bad. You didn't even hit the poster."
>Diamond growled at Sweetie "Yes well, you all broke my concentration! Besides...it's a stupid game anyway, it's not worth my time"
>"Ah bet I could do it!" Applebloom went over to grab a blindfold and put it over her eyes "Watch this Anon, Ahm gonna show you how good an Apple is at pinnin' tails"
>"That's not fair! you've got full concentration on the game!" Diamond cried out.
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>>25773435
How good is Applebloom at pinning tails? I dunno because putting those words together gave me distractingly lewd thoughts...
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>>25773435
>That's some marrow minded thinking you got there.

I found this humerus.
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>>25773468

and so the puns begin...

we're boned.
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>>25773482
Quit your SKULLking
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>>25773492

>not sure if you relized i made a pun or not.
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>>25773516
Oh, please, I'm not that boneheaded.
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>>25773454
I dunno, i'd say better than Diamond.

>>25773435
>"Well, that ain't gonna mean much if ah can't see. This game is all about luck....for most ponies anyway" Applebloom grinned as she grabbed a tail and prepped for pinning. "And besides, nothin' and ah mean nothin' is gonna break mah concentration!"
>Diamond did a very low audible growl as Applebloom started walking near the poster. Oh boy, it was clear to you that they still had feelings for you. Most definitely Diamond.
>The other two cheered Applebloom on of course, and damn. It looked like she was about to get it.
>"Anon! There you are! Come over here and give me a big hug!"
>Before anyone could realize what was going on. Lyra grabbed you and balanced herself on her two back hooves as she gave you a super cuddly hug. "How's my favorite colt doing! Because I got a surprise for you!"
>Upon hearing a female voice calling to Anon, and calling him her "favorite colt". Applebloom lost all concentration and pinned the tail even further way than Diamond Tiara.
"a-a-ahrmmm..L-Lyra?!"
>She put you down, and smiled at you "Mhmmm! Hey are these your friends! Hi! I'm Lyra! Wow Anon, are all your friends fillies and mares?" Lyra giggled "I hope there's not another reason for that."
>While Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle thought nothing of it. You could see Diamond was going green with envy, although her face was going red from inner anger. Applebloom rushed up, tossing off her blindfold, she didn't look to pleased either.
>"Anon! Who is this?! You didn't tell me you had marefri-...I-I mean friends who happen to be mares!" Diamond deftly avoided any word suggesting you were with her, while still being angry that it could be a thing.
>"Yeah! And besides! that doesn't seem right! She's gotta be double yer age!" Applebloom joined in
>Oh for fucks sake. How could you not have seen this one coming.
"Uhhh, Applebloom. Aren't you friends with a few mares yourself?"
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>>25773607
>I dunno, i'd say better than Diamon

Fuck. What a straight answer.
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OK yeah so was soo drunk and or high that I didn't even finish the greentext from last night.


Smoking one more bowl then hitting it hard.
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>>25773636
I'm not one for skullduggery, I like to keep things on the straight and marrow. Though I suppose that pun was a repeat, I still find it a good rib-tickler.

>>25773607
>Applebloom nodded "Yeah, but ahm also a mare, er...filly. So it makes sense,"
>Diamond nodded with her "She's right! It does make sense. So mind explaining this to us Anon? hmmm?"
>ohhh...geez.
>You open your mouth to speak, but before you could get any words out. Bon Bon and Minuette step up from behind Lyra. Both greeting you. "Hey there Anon, are these your friends?" Bon Bon waved to you, being more civil about everything.
>Meanwhile, Minuette, upon gazing upon your adorable form. also grabbed you for a hug, keeping better balance than Lyra did "OH MY GOSH! HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE! YOU WERE RIGHT LYRA! HE'S SOOOO HUGGABLE AND SOFT!"
>Lyra giggled "See! Told you!"
>Bon Bon faced hooved at all the excitement for you
>Meanwhile, both Applebloom and Diamond Tiara's jaws dropped.
>Sweetie Belle was giggling, she noticed how uncomfortable you looked. Though she thought it was from the hug, and not the two steamed fillies beside her "Wow Anon, you work quick. Don'tcha."
>Both Applebloom and Diamond looked at her with angry stares.
>"W-what did I say?" Sweetie Belle was confused.
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>>25763162
>"Well, if I could make more of me that were exactly like me in everyway, I would. So everypony could have a friend that would never quit on then. But for now, I'll do my best here. As the one and only Pinkie Pie!"
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
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>>25773807
Cute
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>>25773807
>"So, how exactly did you three meet Anon?" Applebloom was very uncomfortable with this. Even mares were after you? She thought that was ridiculous.
>"Oh, I met Anon when he was walking around Bon Bon's. He was pretty down, so we did our best to cheer him up! But this was a long time ago." Lyra said
>"Yeah, but it wasn't TOO long ago. Poor guy, he was wandering around outside my house feeling pretty down. So we invited him in to join us for tea." Bon Bon added
>"And I just met him!" Minuette put you down, still smiling "And am I glad I did, I would have missed the party if I had waited a day."
>Diamond Tiara wanted to be more direct, she didn't want to beat about the bush. "And none of you love him, right?"
>Geezes, way to lay it thick there Diamond. Damn, you wanted to abort so damn bad now.
>Applebloom however, seconded that question. "Yeah, none of ya like him like him. Right?"
>"Well, I just met him. Can't go loving somepony you just met." Minuette said, giving you a gentle pat.
>"Maybe if he was a little older, and if he was just as cute as he was now" Lyra giggled
>Bon Bon however, was slowly realizing what was going on."No, not even close. Just as a friend." Bon Bon looked over to Lyra and Minuette "Girls, can I have a moment with you two? Especially since this is Anon's party? We shouldn't be bombarding him like this"
>"Bombarding? With what?" Lyra looked to her best friend, confused "Come on Bon Bon, when did you get so stiff?"
>Bon Bon shook her head "I just think Anon might be a little overwhelmed as is. Come on, let's go get some punch." Bon bon then took out a vial of white powder she was hiding in her mane....for some reason. "I brought emergency sugar to sweeten it up. I know you like your punch sweeter than the norm Lyra"
>Lyra cheered "Oh you know me so well Bon Bon! But that is because we're best friends. hmm...Well. Ok, Let's go get punch. Seeya Anon, enjoy your party!"
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>>25774131
>"Yeah, it was nice to meet you Anon. And just to let you know, since your Lyra's friend. Your my friend too! And since I hear your friends with Twilight. I guess that does make us double friends! Seeya around Anon! Don't be a stranger!" Minuette said
>Bon Bon said nothing, she only smiled and winked at you as she lead her friends to the punchbowl.
>You didn't figure out why she winked at you. And you didn't want to know. You were glad they had left, not because they were bad. But because you could tell two certain fillies were getting riled up.
>"Wow Anon, you got a lot more friends than I thought. I'm surprised you haven't gotten your Cutie Mark in friend making. Because you are really good at it." Sweetie Belle commented
>"Yeah, I actually agree. I mean look at t-ahh shoot" Scootaloo was already getting full of disappointment as the wings began to automatically flutter hard as she lowered gently to the ground. Upon landing, the wings changed into cardboard and popped off. "Well, that stinks"
>"You know what else stinks?..." Diamond Tiara looked to Applebloom
>Applebloom looked to Diamond Tiara "Those mares?"
>Diamond Tiara nodded, then looked to you "Right" And she looked at you hard, with a stare that demanded answers "So Anon, when were you going to tell me you were seeing mares."
>Applebloom then gave you the same look "Yeah, ah knew it was kinda weird she was watching you fight. But she was being awfully friendly with you just now."
>Ugh, you were hoping to stay within mary sue status. You couldn't deal with two jealous fillies. or worse, two jealous fillies that seemed to be teaming up.
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>>25774189
gonna call it a night here.
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>>25774189
http://pastebin.com/riuQBkEt
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Jelly Diamond Tiara and Applebloom are too cute.
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Hype
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>>25774189
dont let them talk to you like that.
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>>25775493
or your friends lyra and bon bon.
no matter what there feeling they have no right to treat your friends that way.
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>>25775493
>>25775686
Oh my little autist, don't you dare throw cold water on their cute harem shenanigans.
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>>25773607
>t was clear to you that they still had feelings for you. Most definitely Diamond.
Didn't Diamond and anon made that animu promise? Anon even called that it would be fate if it happens. And fate and destiny are ponies most important morals
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>>25773858
That happened, and almost doomed Ponyville
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>>25776423
yeah DT full endgame
if not then Erf needs to return to where he belongs
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>>25773607
kek
i fucking love lyra

best background pone
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>>25775493
This.

>>25774189
They don't get to dictate who you're friends with.
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nice chapter :D>>25774262
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>>25777095
"chapter"
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>>25776486
Wal-Mart?
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>>25776448
Hah. You're correct. Forgot about that episode.
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WHOS READY FOR nonthing [\spoiler]
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LETS GOOOOOOO
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>yfw no /ss/ with mint hors
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>>25777723
FUCK YOU MANG, NOT TODAY, NEW TALES AND BAYONETTA CONFIRMED FOR SMASH. TODAY IS NOT A DAY FOR YOU
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>>25778728
did you just say bayonetta in smash its offical nintendo can sell out harder then hasjew by selling out to itself
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>>25776296
i do dare. there saying anon cant have female friends because hes a colt and thats wired. even if that is just an excuse for still having feeling for him. even worst for trying to make him feel bad for having friends he cares about. sham on them for behaving in such a manner, and at his own party non the less.
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>>25779709
They are little girls m8, stop with your autism, the only thing anon has to say is that they are friends of his and nothing else
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>>25779709
I guess that this kind of autism is to be expected in this board. But still come on, those two are little girls acting like little girls, they get jealous they demand for answers like the inmature girls they are.

You just humor them and let them go with their cute jealousy, it's nothing to get edgy about
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>>25780569
>>25780636
im not saying anon needs to be hard on them or mean. just that they shouldn't be mean to anons other friends for no real reason, other than taking his attention off them for a moment. you know, like, please don't judge my friend before you even know them. because if you get to know them you might find there pretty cool too.
or the jealously would get worse.
minuette, lyra, ab and dt tea party anyone?
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>>25781208
I don't think you get it. Those two acted like children because they are children, Bon Bon, Lyra and Minuette knows that and don't mind it because they are adults that know how kids can be. Anon just need to tell DT and Applebloom that those three are their friends since he came to Ponyville
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>>25730580
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/D0wLPdkt

>You walk into the kitchen to see Discord cooking… something. Aren’t too eager to find out what it is mainly because it sounds like it’s trying to come to life.
“Hey… umm Discord. Do you have anything that won’t kill me when I eat?”
>Discord does nothing as he throws in some more spices; container and all.
“Discord”
>He continues doing his thing, stirring the green bubbling pot of… stuff.
>Eventfully you just decide to walk up to get his attention.
>As you poke his side his head turns around slowly.
>Only that it was a robot pretending to be Discord with glowing red eyes that seem to peek into your soul.
>It then opens up its mouth and starts to play a message “Dear Anon, I have some chaos to attend to so I left my dear robot to cook you up something. I will be gone for most of the day but don’t think I haven’t already set up something for you. Enjoy your meal Anon.”
>The Robot now turned around and put the pot on the table but no way were you eating that.
>The Robot however seemed to have other ideas as he picked you up and put you in the chair.
>For some reason it seems the soup starts to growl at you as an eyeball rises to the top and looks at you.
>Yeah you really didn’t feel like battling your breakfast, so you hop down but you are stopped by robo-Discord.
>Before it could do anything though it falls apart into many pieces, seems like it wasn’t built to last.
>With that out of you way you make your way to the door hoping that the green glob wasn’t going to come to life.
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>>25781485
George is back!
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>>25781502
no hes not, thats just me pretending.
I thought Id give everyone hope.
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>>25781627
That's low brah
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>>25781485
Well at least is something while we wait for Erf
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>Decide to read comic part 4 before writing
pic related
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>>25783201
Why do you even read that shit
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>>25783240
Because I wanted to see how it ends out of morbid curiosity. And my body was just not ready.
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>>25783270
so, everyone ready?
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>>25783426
Yah
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>>25783270
The ending was a piece of shit
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>>25774189
>You needed to approach this with grace and finesse. These weren't reasonable adults. One was very single minded in her thinking and the other had the power to ruin you if you somehow pissed her off enough.
"Girls, come on. They're friends of mine. That's it. I met them ages ago. Like, a few days after getting out of the hospital. Don't you think you both are overreacting?"
>"Wait, hold on" Sweetie Belle looks over to Diamond and Applebloom "You two are jealous? I thought the whole weird love triangle thing was over."
>"Hey yeah, that's right. You said you were completely over it Applebloom, What gives?" Scootaloo added along.
>"I-er....I am, ah just thought that Anon may have been...." Applebloom couldn't think of anything to say at all.
>However, Diamond Tiara was more confident. "Well, in that case. I can safely say I'm over it too. I'm just making sure Anon isn't making any wrong choices. Somepony has to look out for him, he's barely just started his new life and there could be so many ponies out there trying to take advantage of him. He is a hero after all. "
>More like she was securing that promise. This was getting complicated.
>"Oh, because it looked like jealousy to me. I guess I was wrong." Sweetie Belle was easily convinced
>You weren't, but you didn't want to open any more can of worms.
>They both nodded
>"See, not jealous" Applebloom said
>"Totally" Diamond Tiara nodded in agreeance.
>You sigh
"So, are you both going to relax about me having adult friends? Because I also have Pinkie as a friend, and...uhh.."
>You couldn't really consider Twilight a friend, nor Rarity, she was more of a acquaintance. In fact, the only ones out of the mane 6 who were definite friends WAS Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, but Fluttershy was under a family category.
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>>25783971
And Queen Chrysalis m8, she's older than any pony on that party, combined
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>>25784107
Spike has been a bro and could be mentioned. Only on this fic. Actual Spike is useless.
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>>25784163
>tfw spike could have been a cool character
>instead we have... him
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>>25783971
>"Rainbow Dash is also your friend too, right Anon?" Scootaloo moves up next to you and grins at you, giving you an elbowing with her leg. "I mean, I know she's my friend, and practically everypony's friend because of how awesome she is, but she's your friend too right?"
>Where did this come from? Whatever, you'll take it. You needed as many adult females to mention as possible.
"Yeah, Rainbow Dash is my friend"
>Scootaloo pumped her hoof "Yes! I knew you'd come around on that Anon"
>Oh...she just wanted to hear you say that.
"But yeah, see? Nothing to worry about. Nopony is going to take advantage over me"
>"Well, you know. I was just making sure. I'm totally ok with it. Like I said, it just smelled fishy to me. I mean, I never knew about them before."
>Applebloom said nothing at this point. She didn't want to look stupid for suddenly getting jealous.
"Well, Diamond. I can have friends that my other friends don't know about. So, look. I'm just going to say this once. Please don't do that again, please? I don't need any kind of protection, and it just came off as rude."
>"R-rude? I wasn't being rude." Diamond shook her head, she didn't expect to suddenly be called rude. "I was just looking out for you"
>Despite your words being directed to Diamond in response, Applebloom knew it was really towards both her and Diamond.
>Applebloom lowered her head in shame "Ahm really sorry Anon, Ah lost my head when I saw her hug you like that. ah guess I was just a little jealous."
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>>25783201
Which comic? Friendship is magic?
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>>25784582
>Well, at least Applebloom was on the ball. And since she was actually willing to admit it. You thought you'd give her some slack.
"It's alright Applebloom, I guess some feelings die hard. But I'm not upset. In fact, my Dad actually gave me some advice on this. Well, not really advice. But more like a message. That being down over things like this are silly, especially during a party, so forget about it ok?"
>Applebloom nodded, smiling. That actually pepped her up. "Ah didn't think of it that way. Lingerin' feelings huh? I guess that could be it. Yeah! That's probably it. ah guess I just got to get over it is all."
>Diamond gave a harumph, she was being stubborn, refusing to admit it "Well, that's good for you Applebloom. But as I was never jealous. I don't see why nopony can understand that."
>You narrowed your eye at Diamond, you were hatching a little bit of a mean idea to get her to admit it. You didn't want her holding it in if Applebloom just nicely apologized for it.
"So, you're not jealous. Even a little bit?"
>Diamond Tiara shook her head "Not even a little"
"So, under no circumstance. If I was around another girl, you'd think it was ok"
>Diamond nodded "Yep"
"Really?"
>"We're around the crusaders aren't we? Do I look like I'm worried?" Diamond looked like she was getting annoyed with the whole conversation.
"Yeah, I guess you're right...."
>You look over to Scootaloo
"Hey, Scootaloo, can you come over here for a minute?"
>Scootaloo nodded "Sure thing Anon...wait...you're not gonna ask for your wings back. Are you?" Scootaloo was nervous about giving them up. She wanted to keep them.
"Nah, I just want to tell you something."
>"But...ummm" Scootaloo was looking left and right "I'm standing right here, can't you just tell me from where you're standing?"
>....goddammit.
>You walk over to Scootaloo and kiss her on the cheek. Dammit, why did she have to make things so difficult.
>"YUUUCK!" Scootaloo backed off "Anon! What the hay was that for!?"
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>>25784705
Goddamit anon
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>>25784705
>Even a little bit?"
Nah, she has a lot of bits
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>>25784862
> HOW DID I FORGET MY CARLOS? I AM A FAILIURE TO MY FAMILY! I MUST AN HERO FOR MY SINS!
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>>25784705
>screwing up the endgame
Goddamit anon, don't fuck it up
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>>25784891
At that moment Anon knew: he fucked up.
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>>25784925
>>25784891
Well who knows, going by DT character this actually might make her even more determined
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>>25784607
yes, you should have a look see

>>25784705
>Applebloom was able to suppress a reaction. Despite being caught offguard, she didn't want to react after just apologizing the way she did.
>Diamond however...
>"WHAT?! WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU LIKE SCOOTALOO?! YOU CAN'T LIKE SCOOTALOO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIKE HERE?!"
>you point at Diamond "Aha! See, you're jealous!"
>"I AM NOT JE-" Diamond realized she was yelling, and quickly tried to recover "Ahrm....I am not jealous. It just caught me offguard."
>You point to Sweetie Belle, who hadn't even reacted to the kiss.
"Sweetie Belle didn't react, neither did Applebloom. How do you explain that?"
>"Huh? What? What happened?" Sweetie Belle had actually lost her attention on the whole conversation "What's going on?"
>"Anon kissed me!" Scootaloo said, as she continued to wipe her cheek off with her hoof "It was so gross"
>"Woah, that's almost as weird as that!" Sweetie Belle pointed in the air
>What?
>you all look up, and see a giant yet slender white dragon with yellow eyes and red pupils flying towards the party, with Spike,Twilight, And Fluttershy riding on top of it.
>You could barely hear spike yelling "Yeeeeeeeahhhh!" while holding his claws up in the air.
>...oh dammit, you were seeing where this was coming from. Making you facehoof as you mutter to yourself.
"...Discord come on...really?"
>You wanted to end the conversation before they arrived and the attention inevitably switched to them. You couldn't even believe you were seeing Twilight coming to the party at all. You wondered what convinced her.
"Ok ok, let's not lose focus."
>You look over to Diamond Tiara
"Diamond, it's clear to me you were jealous. Just admit it ok? I'm not gonna be mad or hate you or anything. But if you keep doing this, then I probably won't want to hang out with you. Simply because I wouldn't be able to make any new friends without you biting their head off."
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Discord actually offers you to go to Equestria, and well, basically the same deal as anon, BUT there is a catch. You need to go through a swarm of these fuckers, the question is Would you do it?
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>>25784985
Or option B, you need to go through Ravenholm (it doesn't matter the result) but there are triple the black headcrabs and mawmen. And they are hidden in spookier places. But if a headcrab grabs you, well m8 you are gonna go to Equestria but you sure as hell gonna remember that moment and how it felt
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>>25784974
I love the way Erf presents a Betty Applebloom and Veronica Diamond Tiara rivalry scenario over Anon.
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>>25784985
>>25785046
I'd do either if I was armed with a flamethrower tank.
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>>25785118
Fuck I wish I owned a flammenwerfer.
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>>25784985
yes, because with the power of friendship. I could reform them. And they would then fly around the wasteland. Fixing barns, helping deathclaws cross the street, and giving the courier a great big hug before he splatters them onto the ground with a Fatman

>>25784974


>"W-WHAT?!" Diamond's eye twitched, she couldn't have that "Y-you wouldn't do that?" She whimpered "Would you?"
>You shook your head "No....but only if you admit that you're jealous."
>You could see Diamond doing he best to hold back. Her lips quivering. "I...I'm...mnn"
>Suddenly, instead of just apologizing. She got angry. "Fine, I was jealous. And I'm sorry. Now say your sorry for kissing Scootaloo and we'll be even"
>Scootaloo actually agrees with that "Yeah, that was actually really weird. I like you, Anon, but not like that."
>You wanted to put your hoof to your face. Scootaloo did realize that wasn't srious right?
"Ok, fine. Scootaloo, I'm sorry for kissing you. But I was just trying to...ah..never mind"
>"It's ok Anon-"
>Before Scootaloo can say anything Else, Pinkie Pie starts yelling into a microphone "HEY EVERYPONY! BIG PARTY UPDATE. IF YOU LOOK UP, YOU CAN SEE TWILIGHT,FLUTTERSHY, AND SPIKE RIDING IN ON A GIANT WHITE DRAGON....or their fighting a giant white dragon. I don't know which. BUT DON'T PANIC, EVERYTHING WILL BE OK! OR IT'S ALREADY OK AND THE BIG WHITE DRAGON WANTS TO PARTY TOO! I DUNNO, SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"
>No, that was enough to make you facehoof. That was not something you just announce like that. Not that way.
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>>25785118
>>25785170
You get shit, big bad cazadores, just you and your clothes
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>>25785170
>>25785170
ahh, the usual Anon greentext mistake. oops.


>you could already see some of the ponies getting a little anxious.
"...darnit."
>You look to your filly friends and excuse yourself.
"Hold on a second girls, I gotta do something real fast."
>You zip towards the stage before they could say a word. Rushing right up to Pinkie.
"Ponk, that's not a giant white dragon. That's just dad BEING a giant white dragon. There's nothing to worry about."
>"Oh really? Why would he pretend to be a giant white dragon?"
>You were confused as she was. You never really understood Discord when he made some sort of fourth wall breaking joke that couldn't exist within the spectrum of Equestria's reality.
"I....really don't know. But could you let the guests know before everypony starts panicking for no reason?"
>"Why would everypony start panicking?" Pinkie looked so confused, she couldn't be that ignorant, could she?
>You look to the crowd, and you spotted Lily looking the most panicked.
"Look at that pony over there, she looks like she's going to flip because you called my Dad a whi-"
>Lily pointed to you "IT'S THE HEADLESS PONY AGAIN! IT'S FOLLOWING ME! AHHHHUUUuhhh..."
>And she fainted.
>You eyeroll and quickly take the microphone from Pinkie Pie while the guests were in the utmost confusion. Vinyl even stopped the music entirely as she looked up at the approaching figures.
"H-HELLO EVERYPONY! IT'S ME, ANON! DON'T PANIC! THAT WHITE DRAGON IS MY DAD AND-"
>Suddenly, the microphone gets taken from you by...Discord?
>"Ahh thank you for that....subpar introduction Anon." Discord then looked to the crowd "HELLO EVERYPONY! NO NEED TO APPLAUSE TO MY PRESENCE. I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME TO ARRIVE. SORRY I'M LATE!"
>But all the ponies just looked around in confusion
>Discord was actually annoyed his arrival wasn't met with applause. "...and there's also the Princess of Friendship I guess."
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>>25785305
>implying the power of friendship is an object.

you doubt me?

>>25785333
>A spotlight fell upon Spike, Twilight, and Fluttershy. they were all on stage, and terribly confused.
>"Weren't we in the air just now?" Spike said, confused. Looking around. "what happened?"
>"I don't know Spike, I think Dis-"
>At that moment, all the ponies broke out in a cheer, calling to Twilight.
>Fluttershy, having caught on just as slow as the others. Looked up and noticed the spotlight on her, and then the crowd. She began to slowly back away to the back of the stage "I-I don't know what happened, b-but I think I'm going to back out. S-sorry"
>Discord noticing the applause Twilight had instantly garnered, snaked up right up to her and held her up, holding her to his side "That's right, The Princess of Friendship..."
>The crowd cheered louder upon him saying it again.
>"And her good buddy Discord!" He announces
>...suddenly silence.
>Discord drops Twilight like a rock. "Well, I never."
>Pinkie, being ever so resourceful, pops another microphone out from seemingly nowhere. and starts another announcement. "LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR DISCORD, THE FATHER OF THE PONY WE ARE THROWING THE PARTY FOR, ANON! THE LITTLE HERO!"
>And then, there was applause.
>"What?"
>Both you and Discord was confused. You figured he just teleported in. But why was the audience applauding?
"Ponk, how did you get them to applause for Dad?"
>Pinkie gave you a sly look, tilting her head towards you. smirking. "That's a sseeeeeeecccreeeeeetttt"
>Pinkie tossed the microphone up and caught it, looking to the crowd with a big cheerful smile "ALRIGHT EVERYPONY, NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL HERE. WE CAN FINALLY GET OUR BOOTIES REALLY SHAKING." Pinkie pointed towards Vinyl "HIT IT!"
>Woah, before anyone could even react. The entire area was filled with even louder, more intense music than before. You swear you could feel the ground shaking.
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>>25785484
>Discord was examining the microphone he took very closely "How did she do that? hrnnn,"
>No doubt through her natural talent. At least they didn't boo him off the stage.
>You noticed Twilight, who, after coming out of her stupor, was looking at you. You wanted to say something to Discord about his entrance. . But, with Twilight looking at you like that. You thought it would be better to go talk to her and see how she was. Her eyes were still red, though not as bad as before.

Chapter end.
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>>25781627
>>25782395
No that really was me, just updated the pastebin in case you want to check.
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>>25785585
Gotta get Twiggy in on his if you want to tame Chrysalis, Anon. You're in over your head.
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>>25786057
Oh then George is really back!
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>>25786057
Cool
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>>25786164
After almost sending Anon to Tartarus because she THOUGHT he was Crissi, I doubt that there's a chance she could help.
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>>25785484
>>...suddenly silence.
>>Discord drops Twilight like a rock. "Well, I never."
kek
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>>25786164
That's the worse idea I've heard since that anon proposed Scrappy
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>>25788179
srsly
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>>25786164
desu senpai this is retarded
twilight would have a legit reason to send anon to tatrurus
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>>25785484
>Implying that cazadores give a shit about anything other than fucking things up.
They are basically super mutated wasps. And wasps are nature's douchebags
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>>25789938
Is that a bump for ants?
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>>25789938
Needs more pixels.
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>>25791018
Bumping to keep alive until the One returns
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>>25781485
Don't know if I'll be able to provide green to yall every night. Internet seems to like going off hours at a time right now.
>Your first week here went by without too much happening.
>Most days Twilight was teaching you about their world, so far little has been asked about yours.
>For now though, you want to keep it that way.
>You don’t want them to find out how Earth really was, so right now you just give them enough information to satisfy them.
>Then there was the secret; despite Luna and Celestia finding out it was still kept pretty secret.
>At the moment it’s on a need to know basis, so you still have to keep it a secret to the town.
>Finally there was the note, so far you only know one pony who could help you.
>Haven’t visited Derpy again since that day you fell on her back but hopefully she could help you find out where it came from.
>Pony mail system was still a mystery to you since there didn’t seem to be any information on the front of the envelope like on Earth.
>Anyways it felt good to know you wouldn’t have to sit through another lecture today.
>You could always say you already know all this but then it would bring up the question on how.
>Rather not tell them that you know it from a show that seems to be the same world.
>Anyways you continue your way onto Derpy’s hoping to get some answers on where the letter came from because you had nothing else better to do.
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>>25792961
>so far little has been asked about yours.
When the time comes lie and say your world is actually [insert vidya/animu world]
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>>25785585
>You pass by Discord, who was still trying to figure it out, and head right up to Twilight and Spike. Though, your attention was entirely on Twilight.
"Heya Twilight."
>you keep your tone pleasant and welcoming. It was a party after all. And at this point, your anger and worry about nearly being sent to Tartarus was gone. Nearly anyway. Though, looking at Twilight's puffy eyes, she still had it deep in her mind.
>"Anon, hi. Ummm. enjoying your party?" Twilight too, was keeping a pleasant tone, though. She just didn't want to incite any anger out of you. While also not fully knowing what she should say to you.
>You nod
"It's ok, there's a few bumps. But it's because I barely know anypony here."
>"I know that feeling, I remember when I came to Ponyville and Pinkie threw me a "Welcome to Ponyville" party.I didn't really want one because at the time, I thought friendship wasn't important." Twilight looked rather nervous and sheepish. But that could also be due to the fact that she also looked so damn tired. "Weird hearing that from the Princess of Friendship, huh?"
>Spike was just observing. Not saying a word. Which was perfect for you. Because you just wanted to let Twilight know things were ok. Almost, you still wanted that conversation about changelings. Although the party wasn't the write time for it.
>You shake your head, you didn't think it weird. But that's because you been watching her since she was a unicorn.
"Nope, I don't know too much. But I know you started out as Celestia's top student and apprentice. And through many friendship trials and adversities. You managed to get through them all. Enough to prove yourself worthy of becoming the Alicorn Princess of Friendship. From defeating big time villains to giving your time to even the smallest of friendship problems, you did it all Twilight Sparkle. So nope, I don't find it weird."
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>>25794582
Shit outta nowhere again!
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>>25794582
>There were two reasons you said that. One, you thought the praise may cheer her up a little. And two, you wanted to put into her head that you weren't an idiot.
>"Woah, and here I thought you were still mad at Twilight. And what you said." Spike looked to Twilight, he was greatly impressed by your words. "Twilight, Fluttershy wasn't kidding. This guy is smart."
>Twilight didn't respond to Spike however, instead. She was processing your words in her head. Including the praise you had just given her. a part of her still found it suspiciously curious, but she forced herself not to inquire into it. She didn't want to upset you or piss you off. Instead, she just checks if your still mad at her. "Does, that mean you're not angry at me anymore? Because, I am really sorry. I know an apology isn't enough. So if you want, we can have that conversation, right now. Right here."
>Spike looked towards the crowd, then back to Twilight "Err, Twilight. you do realize were in the middle of a party right? Don't you think you should relax first?"
>Twilight shook her head "No Spike, this is a problem that needs to be fixed right now" Twilight stomped her hoof "Right right now!"
>you had to agree with Spike on this one.
"Er, Twilight. I'm with Spike on this one. It's a party, it'd be kind of rude if I spent the rest of the time with you talking politics. Why don't you just go and enjoy the party for now? You know, relax."
>"B-but, the only reason I agreed to come was so I could talk to you. This is a problem I need to fix."
>What? You doubted that's what Fluttershy would have wanted.
"You agreed to come here only to talk to me? And not for the party? I don't think Aunt Fluttershy would have accepted that. She would have wanted you to come for the fun and to let loose."
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>>25794830
>Twilight grimaced "Actually, that's exactly what Fluttershy wanted me to come for. But I just couldn't do it. Your father was the one who said it'd make sense to come to the party to talk with you about the changelings, that'd you'd be up for it right there and then."
>Wut? At a party?
"Twilight, I don't wanna be rude or anything but, I don't think that was a good idea. I want to have that chat yeah, but it's a party, you're supposed to have fun."
>Spike pointed to Twilight "See, I told you. You're not supposed to talk boring stuff at a party Twilight, you're supposed to.." Spike through his arm up "PARTY!"
>You nodded in agreeance to Spike's words.
"Yeah, that's right. Twilight, I think my Dad just lied to you so you would have a reason to come and enjoy the party."
>"Anon" Twilight giggled, drunk on her own tiredness "Your dad wouldn't lie about something like that, Applejack is the most honest pony I know"
>Twilight started to tip over, Spike had to hold her up.
>What? What happened?
"Spike, what's wrong with her?"
>"She hasn't slept at all Anon, she really lost it when she realized what she did. I was with her all night while she just paced in the castle library muttering who knows what. I managed to get her in bed but she'd only sleep for minutes at a time before waking up for another half hour or so, it was really crazy."
"Huh? Wait...How'd you manage to stay up all night then? Don't baby dragons just go out like a light during the night?"
>"I ate a lot of doughnuts that night Anon, a lot of doughnuts.I know I'm going to pay for it later, but for Twilight. I'd ride a thousand sugar rushes for her...and for Rarity....a million"
>So Twilight was only working on a little energy. She was in no condition to party, much less have a discussion.
"Wait right here, give me a second."
>Spike couldn't say anything, only giving a yelp as Twilight's weight overtakes him, Twilight landing right on him as she begins to snore.
>Yikes..
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>>25794830
>>25794995
THE PRINCESS OF AUTISM IS BACK
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>>25794995
>You walk back up to Pinkie, who seemed to be securing a rope on the other side of the stage, You tap her on the side of her flank to get her attention.
"Ponk?"
>Pinkie turned around with a smile "Heya Nonny, what are you doing over here?" Pinkie starts to gently shove you away "You don't want to come over here, there's...uhhh..bears! That's right! Bears! oooooooo!"
>She must have been securing something for later in the party.
"Oh, right bears yeah, gotcha. But Ponk, I gotta talk to you about Twilight."
>"Twilight? What's wrong with her Nonny? Is she not having fun? Because, I can personally fix that!"
>You point over to the sleeping Alicorn, laying on her side at the other side of the stage.
"I don't think she's able to party right now Ponk, she's dead tired."
>At least Discord tried, if it wasn't for her being dead tired, you could have probably put in the effort to get her to join in. But she just was too tuckered out for the party.
>"Wow, I didn't realize the party was that crazy. It looks like she only took three steps before she out partied herself. Weird, Twilight usually has a lot more in her than that."
>Sure, let's go with that.
"Err, yeah. Do you think you can do something about that? You know, give her a place to rest?"
>Pinkie nodded "Of course! I can just put her in my room and put corks in her ear in case the party gets too loud for her,"
"That'd be great Ponk, thanks"
>Pinkie gave you a boop on the nose "Don't be silly Nonny, I don't need a thanks. It's just what friends do for their friends. Just let me get Twilight set up in the bed and we can get to the gift opening! And then after that, the Fir-..." Pinkie stopped herself ".....and then..thinnnnggsss.."
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>>25795333
>She must have meant whatever that rope was for.
>Pinkie, with relative ease, used her face to gently toss up Twilight onto her back. She then got off the stage to go into the Sugarcube Corner, which was behind the stage.
>Spike lookedto you, it looked like he was trying to figure something out. It was kind of uncomfortable.
>"You know, now that I think about it.It is kind of weird that you're so smart. hrnnn,did Discord make you that smart with his magic?"
>well, that was intrusive.
"No, it's just, I'm just that smart."
>the subject of you bring smart has been brought up so many times that at this point you were afraid of letting something slip just because of how natural it seemed to be.
"And I don't want to get into it, It's just. I catch on to things quick."
>Spike then looked upon your blank flank. "Yeah, I noticed. I've never met a colt as smart as you before, I haven't even met a lot of stallions that were that smart. And the fact your smartness got you compared to bugbreath? I dunno dude, I would expect a book or something to be your Cutie Mark. That's a real special talent you got."
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>>25795448
>I would expect a book or something to be your Cutie Mark.
YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOU PURPLE FUCK
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>Yeah, I noticed. I've never met a colt as smart as you before, I haven't even met a lot of stallions that were that smart. And the fact your smartness got you compared to bugbreath? I dunno dude, I would expect a book or something to be your Cutie Mark. That's a real special talent you got.
Well, good thing that Spike doesn't know about anon's life on earth
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>>25795448
Maybe there's hope for Spike
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Despite Anon being a mystery to ponies and is usually bringing chaos with him by his presence alone. He always seems to find a way to solve the problems he encounters and usually thinks deeply on how to confront issues on a daily basis.

Either Anon will grow to have lines on his forehead from dealing with stress or he's destined to become the next great mysterious/secretive sleuth/detective pony starting in a film noire film.
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>>25795448
Net died
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>>25796020
Im also surprised im posting on my phone. Never could before. Gonna write more of the chapter out. Then post in the afternoon before work.
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>>25796020
>>25796034
shiiieet
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>>25796034
Damn that sucks !
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>>25796020
>>25796034

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring the erfphone
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>>25795448
>But it really wasn't. You were just an average joe in a kid pony's body.With a more realistic outlook on things due to not being so accustomed to love and friendship every 5 seconds. Or used to anyway.
"I guess, but then that means whatever IS my cutie mark is going to be pretty crazy, right?"
>Spike didn't even think about that, upon hearing that revelation, he was blown away "wooooah, I didn't even think about that.Whatever it is, I bet it's going to be really nuts! I just hope nopony thinks it's a bad thing like how Twilight thought you were Queen Chrysalis. That could be pretty bad, really bad even"
>woah woah, where'd this negativity come from?
>It was mostly just out of worry. He'd never seen Twilight do anything like that before. Banishing a colt because he was super smart and mentioning a subject about a species she just dealt with. He thought that it could get worse.
>though, you were smarter than that.
"Relax, Me and Twilight. That was just a chance misunderstanding. There's no reason to really worry."
>"Maybe, but maybe not. I dunno Anon, I'm just saying that since you managed to beat up two stallions, and accidentally fool Twilight. That you got this...I dunno...this strange luck thing around you. Like, you're always lucky to make friends and even get Fluttershy as an Aunt. But then you have this really bad luck, like when the changelings tried to frame you and Discord, or getting attacked by those two stallions in the first place. It's always really out there."
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>>25797737
>It really was, but the circumstances weren't unexplainable. You just...couldn't explain them to the ponies.
"Well yeah, look who my Dad is"
>You point to Discord, who was STILL trying to figure out Pinkie's showmanship.
>"Ohhhhhhhh yeeeaaahhh, that explains everything, never mind" Spike felt stupid, somehow forgetting that Discord would be a good reason to all the hijinx you've dealt with thus far.
>Pinkie returned back to the stage, and walked right up to you with a smile "Well, Twilight's all comfy cozy sleeping on my bed! It's a shame she's gonna miss out on the rest of the party! but, the show must go on! Nonny, why don't you go get your Aunt and..."
>Pinkie noticed Discord still looking at the microphone and walked over to him "Whatcha doin?"
>Discord was annoyed at this point "What does it look like? I'm trying to figure out how you made this thing force those ponies to applause."
>Pinkie giggled "Force? hehe, that's silly Discord. I didn't force them to do anything. It's al in the way you present yourself"
>"Present yourself? Do you know who I am? I am Discord! I can present myself in any way I choose!"
>Pinkie shook her head "You can, but not that way. You gotta be happy, all smiles, you gotta show them that good times are right around the bend. Even if it's with a few words. It's all about how you sound! Watch this!"
>Pinkie took the microphone from Discord and walked to the front of the stage. "HELLO EVERYPONY,ARE YOU ALL HAVING FUN?"
>They all cheer
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>>25797745
>"YAY! I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT! WE HAVE AN EVENT COMING UP RIGHT NOW, OUR MAIN COLT OF THE PARTY, ANON, IS GOING TO BE OPENING GIFTS! AND I ALREADY KNOW HE'S THANKFUL, BUT I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK EVERYPONY THAT BROUGHT A GIFT TODAY." Pinkie then started speaking in a softer tone "I know some of you got confused about birthdays and that's ok, but I also know that some of you didn't, and even the ones that did, you never took back your gifts. Which I think is really neato, because even though it's not Anon's birthday. I'm glad that we can still party like it is anyway. Because Anon, well, he was an orphan. And he never got to experience what a good party is really like.And, well, I'm glad we can show him just how happy, nice, and friendly Ponyville really is" Pinkie then looks to you, her smile was a lot softer, less festive, and more emotional "And I'm glad Anon really loves it here too, he's so young and yet so brave. He's the kind of guy that would stick his neck out for you if you were ever in trouble. And he's so easy to talk to. And yet, he's super duper smart. As smart as any stallion or mare. Why, when I first saw him. I already felt this nice and warm connection to him, I even had a nickname for him "Nonny", and that name...it just felt right. He's a good colt. And he'll make a great stallion." Pinkie then looked towards the audience again and held her hoof out. "But before you stamp your hooves in applause, let me say one more thing. We wouldn't even be having this party today if it wasn't for his father, Discord. Despite what many of you may think, Discord took it upon himself to take care of a poor lonely colt and raise him like his own. Nopony took Anon in, and when nopony would. Discord stepped up to the plate for Anon. And from what I could tell, he's doing a super duper good job in raising him..."
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>>25797752
>...holy shit...you didn't expect this coming from her. Her words, her words pierced deep into your heart. So deep that you started to tear up.
"...come on Ponk..don't do th-..huh?"
>You saw Discord holding a handkerchief to you, you looked up at him. He was tearing up too. "Take it Anon...you look like you need it..."
>christ...the feels
>You take the handkerchief and wipe your eyes. This was heavy stuff.
>"And to you too Spike, I think you'll need it" Discord held one to Spike aswell
>"Ummm, nah, I'm good." Spike wasn't as phased as you or Discord.
>Discord shoved the hankerchief into his claws "I insist! you're really going to need it!"
>"Wha?! hey! don't do th-..." Spike stops as he catches a whiff of something "What's that smell?"
>Discord, still crying, points downwards at Spike's feet.
>There were cut onions, smellier than usual. And taking an immediate effect on Spike.
>"W-what?! T-that's not...oh man! Now I'm crying! but for the wrong reasons! Wahhhh!" Spike started to wipe his eyes now.
>Pinkie Pie continues "I mean, sure he turned Ponyville into a crazy looney land once, and yeah, there was that time he teamed up with Tirek and nearly doomed us all...."
>ohh Pinkie nooo, don't say that.
>and despite you cringing from those words, feeling it was either a bad joke or Pinkie being Pinkie, it only seemed to make Discord more enthralled and emotional.
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>>25797758
>"But he also makes life lots more interesting and fun sometimes, and I think Anon needs that. In fact, if anypony were to ask me "Pinkie, don't you think there are better dads for Anon?", I would say "Nope, Discord is the best Dad Anon could have. He's fun, full of wisdom stuff, is very caring, and makes things interesting! Also, he teaches Anon lots of stuff other Dads couldn't teach. That's probably one of the reasons Anon is so smart!", yup, that's exactly what'd I'd say. Because In my heart, I know it's true. In fact, he cares so much about Anon that he let Fluttershy be his Aunt! And you know Fluttershy, she's the softest, nicest, most lovable pony you'll ever meet! Yup, Discord really is a good guy once you look past all the stuff he did in the past! so come on everypony, let's hear a big ole shout for the whole family. Let's hear it for Anon,Discord, and Fluttershy!"
>And in just that instance, the crowd erupted into cheers and applause for the three of you.
>While you and Discord looked upon the cheering ponies on the stage. You could see Fluttershy being tossed up like it was a mosh pit. It seemed she went hiding in the crowd to avoid the spotlight Discord had generated.
>Though looking at her now, she looked half happy, and half terrified. She didn't seem to know what to do. And at the same time. Didn't mind it.
>You were absolutely speechless. Even if you knew some of that was born off of lies, the way Pinkie said it made it feel so real. It made you feel that despite the lies, that was the truth of it. You didn't even feel any guilt. Or to be exact, your mind didn't know if it SHOULD feel any. At least for the moment. You knew sooner or later it'd creep back up to you, or maybe not. You didn't know. But for the sake of Pinkie and that speech. You'd do your best to keep it together for the rest of the party.
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>>25797770
http://pastebin.com/VNan3AwU
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>>25797758
Awwwww
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>>25797770
daww

its all going to blow up in his face so hard someday
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Super hard probably.
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>>25797770
Erf... Help... I'm feeling...
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>>25798926
but not today
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>>25800939
Poney pokey bump
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>>25802304
Bumping
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>>25797780
Wow, deadest ive seen in awhile
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srry erfphone currently raging at OP on another thread
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>>25803872
Link!
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>>25803834
Nigga today was the premiere of Star Wars. Don't ask me to stay here during the day
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>>25803885
>>25782921
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>>25804255
What kind of piece of shit build is that
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>>25804279
the one that op chose instead of putting 36 in luck aka best build
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>>25804348
High intellingence and Luck is easy mode tho
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>>25804255
Hmm. There's no Pastebin for this. Guess I got to read it all.
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we have been taken over by betas in this thread all of the the rock family has basically bitched us the great nicholas cage even maud has made us a bitch [\spoiler]
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>>25804569
forgot to link
>>25782921
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>>25804514
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/rockoflove/25790501#navbar
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>>25804606
Thanks. I didn't know such a website is a thing.
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>>25804657
Well you learn something new everyday. But most importantly, where's Erf yo
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>>25804708
He's now phoneerf. He went to EA and went mobile
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What if Discord introduces onee-chan Chryssi right after the party?
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>>25805030
>onee-chan Chryssi
how adorable
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>>25804941
>>25805030
>>25805053
I'm here, sorry. was enjoying my PS4 a little bit. I usually don't get to play during work time. So i got the itch
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>>25797770
>Before you could give it another thought. Pinkie rushed up right to you and flipped you onto her back. Running like a rocket right to the gift table and dropping you off before you can even realize what happened. Fluttershy gets dumped off right next to you by the crowd, her eyes were swirling from all the bouncing and turning. And Discord, getting the hint, appears on your other side. Taking one more moment to wipe a tear.
>"ALRIGHT NONNY, IT'S GIFT OPENING TIME! AREN'T YOU EXCITED?!" Pinkie yelled, almost in your ear. Geez, this was definitely one of her more "screechy" moments.
"Y-yeah, I just. I was on the stage just now and. woah, And.."
>You were still adjusting from the crazy speed of being on stage to being infront of the table.
>You look over to Fluttershy. Lordy, she looked dizzy.
"Aunt Fluttershy, you ok?"
>"Everything is swirling, is the world supposed to be swirling?"
>Yep, she was dizzy.
>Discord, seeing his friend in distress. Placed his talon right ontop of her head. The moment he did. The entire area shook, knocking down every pony to the ground. Even you. The only pony left standing was Fluttershy.
>"Is that better my dear?" Discord asked Fluttershy, genuine concern in his voice.
>"Oh yes, much better. Thank you but...." Fluttershy looked upon the crowd "Why did everypony fall to the ground?"
>You slowly get up, even though it was a small shake. It was enough to slip up the entire damn party.
"I think he sent your dizziness straight into the ground, yeesh Dad. A little much?"
>Before he could give you a convoluted answer, Pinkie jumped in the air with a cheer "WOOOO, WASN'T THAT AWESOME EVERYPONY! LET'S GIVE DISCORD A CHEER FOR REALLY GETTING THE PARTY SHAKING! LITERALLY!"
>And as the guests stood up, they cheered and stamped their hooves in applause.
>This, however makes you facehoof.
>"How does she do that?! You'd think with all the fun and cheer I'm capable of that ponies would cheering just seeing me pass by."
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>>25805221
>was enjoying my PS4 a little bit
You were staring into nothingness?
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>>25805326
>Discord was once again dumbstruck by Pinkie's showmanship,
"I don't know, I sometimes forget where I am when it comes to things like this, this would never happen in my world."
>"Your world?" Fluttershy asked, listening in on the conversation, given she was right next to the both of you.
>oh shit.
>"He means the world inside his head" Discord chuckled nervously "Anon does have a nasty habit to sometimes see things too logically rather than accepting them how they are"
>good enough
"Y-yeah, I just thought it was just a little silly that everypony applauded right after falling down."
>Pinkie, hearing all this as well, jumps in to the conversation. "Oh, I can tell you why that happened. The answer is really easy, so easy that you don't even need a brain. All you need is the will....to party"
>wut?
"What do you mean?"
>Pinkie tilted her head, she couldn't believe you just asked that "Are you serious Nonny? It's a party, there's no reason to be serious and boring. Unless it's an evil monster attacking, then anything that happens, happens. And if it's fun. Well, you just accept it. Come on, you didn't feel just a little excitement when Discord did that?"
"Well....it caught me offguard"
>"And that's OK, because it caught everypony offguard and we all tripped and had a good time! It was like going down a rollercoaster! But instantly!" Pinkie grinned at you, hoping her explanation got through to you.
>It sort of did. But not in the way she thought. You realized you were being a stick in the mud. It was probably because you also had on your mind that you let something you shouldn't slip. But it's fine, everything was covered. Just act natural.
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>>25805525
"Well, if you say so. It was kind of fun. So...err..what do I do now?"
>Pinkie giggled at you "Silly Nonny, what do you think? It's gift opening time! pick a gift, and open it! I bet each and every one of these are going to make you smile!"
"Oh..oh ok"
>You begin to grin
"That I can definitely do, let's see."
>The first box you notice is a white one with ribbons, the white wrapping painted with blue diamonds. It was like looking at an eyeless box Rarity.
"How about this one first"
>You grab it and pull it close to you, and right when you start to tear it open. Fluttershy whaps your hoof. Albiet, softly.
"A-aunt Fluttershy? What's the matter?"
>"Anon, you can't just open the gift. You have to read who it's from. Out loud. It's rude just to tear into the gift like that."
>Discord nodded in agreement, but only for the chance to make you feel small "Indeed, it is rude just to do that. You should know better Anon, mmm mmm, so disappointing"
>You mutter to yourself internally. You got a little too greedy there, yeah. But come on, you just got caught up a little on getting gifts.
"Sorry, ok ok. I got it now. Let's see, this one is from Rarity."
>You look among the crowd, they wanted courtesy. fine, you'd do it in spades. By calling out the pony that gave you the gift and having a friendly word with them.
"HEY RARITY! YOU THERE?!"
>Rarity stepped up, being very careful not to bump into anyone "Right here darling, you needn't shout."
"Sorry, but hey. Thanks for the gift Rarity. That's really generous of you to get me one."
>"Well don't thank me yet, go on, open it. Once you see what I got you, THEN you can be thrilled about it"
>Well, you didn't know if you were going to be thrilled. Whatever was inside, you could bet it was an article of clothing. a coat? or maybe a hat? hrnn..
>You open the gift, and pull out...
>A scarf. And not just any scarf, this was the softest, yet warmest scarf you ever felt. Geez, this was..
"This is..woah"
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>>25805777
>Your hooves already felt a gentle warmth just by touching them. It was enough to put you in a trance. Is this how other ponies felt like when they put on anything Rarity produced? You doubted even Discord could make something of this quality. Even with his magic.
>You wrap it around your neck, and oooohhh lordy. It was sooooo warm. a natural warmth your bed wasn't even capable of making.
"Rarity, this is the warmest and most snuggly thing I've ever felt. Thank you so much!"
>Rarity smiled at you "Think nothing of it Anon, but you may want to take it off. It's not actually cold outside and you may overheat."
"I-I dunno, I feel fine, and I just want to keep it on. It's just feels...right"
>You couldn't even think of wearing anything back in your old world as comfy as this. This was otherworldly, and it was just a scarf.
>Rarity wasn't going to fight you on this, but she was going to give you caution "Suit yourself Anon, but I did warn you. In anycase, I'm glad you are enjoying my gift. And do Remember to take good care of it, as it's meant to last a thousand winters.
>You will, you hoped anyway. You'd have to use the horn to probably make your dresser more secure. Yeah, if nothing else happens today. You could probably just do that at the end of the day.
"I will, you can count on that. And thanks again ahrm..Miss Rarity"
>Rarity laughed at the "Miss Rarity"
>"Relax Anon, it's a party. You don't need to call me Miss Rarity, though it's greatly appreciated."
>Right, yeah, party. Come on Anon, loosen up. LOOSEN UP. You'll get it right with the next gift. Your a party guy, so act like it!
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>>25805873
Calm yo tits, Anon.
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>>25805873
Now you only need a fedora
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>>25805873
>You bring up the next gift. This one wa splain looking, just plain white with a cute little red bow on top. You didn't even need to tear this one open. It opened from the top.
"Lesse, this one is from.."
>Oh shit sweet! You always did want to give at least a shout out to this horse, she was pretty adorable.
"Derpy! I wonder what's inside!"
>You acted as excited as possible. Though you did wonder what she could have gotten you.
>"Ohh ohh! I know, it's a muffin!" The cute grey pegasus pony announced as she flew up in excitement. Her eyes as derped up as ever. Still adorable though.
>Though, you did find it odd she'd announce the gift....before you opened it.
>You open it up, and sure enough. It was a muffin.
"Yeeeah, it's a muffin alright."
>You look to Derpy
"Thanks Derpy, and it's very nice to meet you. So, did you bake this Muffin today? I notice it's got some stuff in it, Blueberry right?"
>"Today?"
>Derpy put a hoof under her chin to think.
>"Today?...today...ohhhh!"
>Then she remembered, and cheerfully smiled at you
>"I baked it a week ago and forgot it, and when I heard it was your birthday! I put it in a box and brought it over for you to enjoy! But....wait...erm..I don't remember putting blueberries in it. It's a plain muffin!"
>......wut?
>You look back at the muffin.
>holy shit, that's not blueberry, that's fucking mold.
"O-oh, th-thanks Derpy"
>You slowly begin to put the top back on, but that only maked Derpy look on with confusion. "Anon, aren't you going to try it? It's reeeeeaaaallllyyy good"
>Then, you hear Fluttershy whispering to you "A-anon, I-I saw the muffin. And I know...I know it's gone bad. But, just be nice and give it a nibble. Ok? It's the courteous thing to do"
>Is she serious?!
>You whisper back to her
"Aunt Fluttershy, what if the mold is poisonous? It looks really bad"
>"Oh Anon, I don't think it's pois-...DISCORD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
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>>25805971
>Fluttershy shrieked in surprise as Discord was licking at his talons, he had just eaten the entire muffin.
>Discord then looked upon Fluttershy, who went from surprised and to angry within a moment. Or as usual, as angry as she could get. "Discord! That was Anon's muffin!"
>Discord shrugged "And? He wasn't going to eat it. And it looked delicious. Why, it even tasted delicious. You really missed out Anon" Discord looked to Derpy and clapped "Bravo Ditzy, the muffin was exquisite."
>"A-actually, my name is Derpy. A-and I'm glad you liked it mister Discord. But erm...Anon was supposed to eat it"
>You watched as Derpy frowned....oh god.. YOUR HEART. It was like seeing Fluttershy frown...but if she was a retard horse that never meant to do wrong ever.
>NO, YOUR HEART WAS SCREAMING. YOU WOULD RIGHT THIS WRONG!
>And you knew exactly how....
>you point to a random direction "Aunt Fluttershy look, it's a cute woodland creature!"
>"Oh? where Anon? I really like cute woodland creatures" Fluttershy started looking around....works every time.
>You rear up your right front hoof and punch Discord right in the gut. Making the WHOLE muffin pop out of his mouth.
>however, you got overzealous. You caught the muffin in your mouth and bit off the entire top chunk.
>your face started to turn green as you slowly chewed.
"S-s--....oo....good....y-yum..."
>Derpy, not realizing you punched Discord, but immediately noticing her muffin fly into your mouth. Deduced in her head that Discord hadn't really eaten it. And that you were enjoying, what it seemed to her, the best muffin ever. "Oh, I guess Mister Discord didn't eat it after all." She then smiled wide, a big, heartwarming smile. That made eating the muffin...almost worth it. It was worse than you could ever imagine. "Do you like it Anon?"
>You look at her, holding in your puke. and force a grin.
"B-best muffin, I-I ever had..."
>Derpy did a spin in the air and clapped her hooves "Yay! I'm really really glad to hear that!"
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>>25806129
Anon greentext mistake. got that noted.


>You were glad that she was glad, because your stomach certainly wasn't. Dammit, now you wished that wouldn't have worked.
>"Anon, why did you do that? You know all you had to do was ask and I would have pulled it out for you." Discord looked to you with a grin. He didn't really care, he found the fact that you bit more than you could chew absolutely hilarious.
"I overdid it, ugh. I didn't actually think that would work."
>Fluttershy looked to you, she had not noticed at all what happened. Her mind was preoccupied with wanting to hug whatever woodland creature you saw. Afraid that the party may have startled it. "Anon, are you alright? Y-you're looking a little green...a-are you ok?"
"I-I'm fine, j-just anxious to move on to the next gift..."
>"Oh...And Discord. Tomorrow, we need to talk about you taking things that don't belong to you. That was Anon's muffin, not yours."
>Discord bowed his head in fake remorse "I'm so sorry Fluttershy, But do we really need to talk about it? I've learned my lesson already, honest. I feel oh so awful about taking the muffin. Truly I do"
>"....well...ok...as long as you learned your lesson.."
>...you couldn't believe Fluttershy had missed all that. ugh, and your stomach was now killing you. Time for the next gift. And this one, was gold colored.
>You reach for it, only for your hooves to clank on it.
>oh holy shit, the box itself was made of actual fucking gold.
>You pull it close and read the tag, it had to be Filthy Rich's gift.
>and you were right.....ugh...time to ham it up.
"Amazing! this must be Mr.Rich's Gift, I wonder what's inside?"
>You noticed Filthy Rich step up, smiling, head held up high. Oh, he was waiting.
>You open the gift, and pull out a box. It was...some kind of brand of horse shoes. you silently read it.
"invincishoes, horseshoes that will stand the tests of time and survive any trial. A product brought to you by Brawn co. a subsidiary of Rich Enterprises"
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>>25806281
>Ok, got it. Let's go for broke.
"Wow! Real, bonafide invincishoes. I cannot believe that Mr.Rich, one of the nicest, most generous, and business savvy pony in Ponyville would get me such a thoughtful gift. Why, it truly reminds me that his company is capable of such wonderful and economy friendly items for anypony of any class. Gee whiz, I need to remember to shop smart and buy any product from Mr.Rich Enterprises. they really make good stuff."
>ugh, you sounded so fake and hammy. But you knew ponies were easy to impress.
>Filthy Rich laughed heartily at your words, trying to act humble "Oh Mr.Anon, you're too much. I only try to keep prices down and manageable so anypony can afford the nicer things in life. I'm simply a business pony with a heart of gold. yessiree"
>....oh...that was horrible. And it'd probably work too.
>You put the gift aside and move on to the next one. You slowly began to notice that Fluttershy, nor Discord had gotten you a gift. But...that was fine. You figured Discord wouldn't since he'd already given you so much. And as for Fluttershy, her company alone was the greatest gift she could give.
>on to the next gift
"Next gift...lesse. Oh, this one's from."
>You look over and see the CMC, Diamond Tiara, and it seemed Silver Spoon had rejoined the group.
"You guys..."
>"Well duh, we did tell you we got you a gift, remember?" Scootaloo said, reminding you in a mocking way.
"Y-yeah, right. ok let's see what it is."
>"You're gonna really like it Anon" Sweetie Belle said with squeaky excitement "Any colt that is ANY colt is gonna get jealous when you see what we got you."
>"Ahrm, just remember that it was me who got daddy to order him all of the series two cards." Diamond said in a snooty tone, as if she was the major player in the gift.
>"We remember, but we were the ones who found most of them rarer series one cards." Applebloom challenged back
>Series one? Series two? Cards? the hell?
"What are you girls talking about?"
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>>25806410
>"Well? Why don't you open it and see?" Scootaloo said, excitingly trying to move you along.
>hrn, well. you were curious. What could it be?
>You open the gift, and inside was a small tin. hmm...
>You take out the tin, and you look upon the fillies. Their eyes full of excitement and anxiousness. Waiting for you to give them praise for the gift you received.
>You open up the tin, and in it were cards
>But not just any cards. These were Power Pony Trading Cards. Just from that you were able to figure out what the "Series" talk meant. In truth, you didn't care too much about having them. You never planned to get into the series. But you did know trading cards, and you couldn't imagine collecting this many cards was an easy feat. No, Filthy Rich probably payed a good amount of bits for the series two cards. And you don't even want to imagine what the CMC did for what was "most" of Series one.
>So you acted excited, and smiled
"Thanks girls, I really appreciate this. I can't imagine how hard it must of been to get all of these. I actually really like Filli-second and Saddle Rager. To me, they are top class heroes."
>"I actually don't know any of the characters, but they said you'd really enjoy having those cards. And since apparently Series two was still out. I of course could get you the entire set. I'm really glad you like them Anon!" There went Diamond. Trying to gain your approval.
>"And I actually do know the characters, so it was really easy to read up what the series one cards were and go around looking for them....It was just really hard to get them.....well, except for the ones we got from Spike" Scootaloo said
>Yeah, of course he'd have some. You could even guess how they bribed him out of the cards.
"Let me guess, you offered him a huge amount of gems."
>Sweetie Belle nodded "Yup, and that was actually thanks to me. I guess a little of my sister's gem hunting skills rubbed off on me! We found enough for Spike to give up his cards."
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>>25806504
>hmmnn..it was all making sense. But then you wondered what Applebloom did.
"What did you do Applebloom?"
>"Well, actually...not much. But ah kept what cards we got all organized. So we didn't end up going for repeats and stuff. Ahm just sad we couldn't get all of the first series cards. They just don't sell them anymore."
>Applebloom felt disappointed in herself, she felt she could have done more to help than just organizing and cataloging
>awwww, poor girl.
"Well, I appreciate what you did. I know a thing or two about trading cards and it's really annoying when you forget you had a card and you trade one of your good ones for what you remember later to be a repeat. I think you did a good job, you all did."
>And of course, that brought many a smile to their faces.
>"Awww, Anon" Fluttershy gave you a gentle hug "That was very sweet of you to say"
"Well, it's the truth. Trading cards can be pretty serious business. The teamwork to get me this many cards so quickly just tells me how dedicated they can be. I super appreciate it. Thanks girls"
>"You're Welcome" they all cheered in reply.
>And with that, you went through the few gifts that were left. a Bowler cap from Lyra and Bon Bon. Probably as thanks for the ribbons you got them for their hats. a super mini party cannon from Pinkie Pie, that actually worked. and a box of assorted chocolates from the cakes, and even a pencil set from Cheerilee. And then finally...
"What the...?"
>This last gift, didn't have a tag on it. Did it fall off? You held it up. And called for it's owner.
"Hey, does Anypony know anything about this box?"
>They shook their head, and noone seemed to know where it came from. Not even Pinkie.
"hrn...Well, thanks whoever you are..hmm.."
>You open it up, and it was empty...save for a single card...which it too...was empty.
"...what the?"
>You pick it up, and look on the other side. Nothing.
".....what? What kind of gift is this?"
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>>25806615
>Fluttershy looked at it, confused as well "Erm, normally I would have said something about you...saying that. But..You're right. This gift doesn't make any sense...Discord, is this from you? As a joke?"
>Discord shook his head "No, there's nothing about an empty card I'd find funny. Not unless it actually did something."
>Pinkie however, took an interest and moved closer to it "ooooohhh, I think I know what it might be"
"You do Ponk? What do you think it is?"
>"It could be one of those cards that you splash with warm water to make words appear. Or it could be some sort of treasure map instead! Oh wow! This could be the start of a gift that might be super huge!"
>Warm water huh? You knew about stuff like that. You'd have to test that after the party. You slip the card into your saddle bag. And then face the crowd.
"Hey everypony, thank you, really. For the party and the gifts. I really appreciate it."
>"Hey Nonny, don't thank us all for the party just yet. There's still one more thing left to do!" Pinkie said, her grin turning wider and wider. Her body shaking.
>What else could there be?
"What's left?"
>You look up, it was already getting dark.
"I mean, it is becoming night time."
>"Exactly, now is the perfect time for one last surprise! Wait right there! And.." Pinkie grabbed the microphone and announced loudly "EVERYPONY LOOK STRAIGHT UP!"
>And so they did, even you did. And all there was was empty sky. stars appearing as the moon began to rise.
>Pinkie snuck off to the stage, and pulled the rope...

chapter end. next chapter is the party conclusion and Starlight Glimmer
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>>25806649
http://pastebin.com/Kh1BD2wM

went for broke on this one. longest chapter i've written in awhile. damned complicated too due to soooo many characters to write at once. I feel a little bad cutting corners but if I didn't we'd be here forever.
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>>25806666
>Devil quads

ha, in anycase. I did my best with this one. Considering this is the first chapter I've done with a massive amount of characters in it. I know I could have done more. But this sort of thing would have been easier to do in comic or animation form. Something I lack skill in. I also don't remember any greentext that's ever done this many characters at once either, so i guess that makes me feel a little good.
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>>25806687
You're still killing it after 114 chapters.
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>>25730816
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>>25806649
>And so they did, even you did. And all there was was empty sky. stars appearing as the moon began to rise.
Get hype for the motherfucking Princess of the Night
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>>25807517
Toot toot goes the hype train of I just woke up
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>>25806649
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>>25806649
Calling it now, that gift came from equality horse
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>>25808042
>>25809096
Came here to post this. Gift will be something like a note. Or a Jar Jar Binks figurine
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>>25805971
>>25806129

>derpy
triggered
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>>25810424
Her name is Derpy, that's how she was called before Hasbro censored the episode
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>>25810834
Her section at the party was really good.

Also the original cut of the episode was extremely cute.
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>>25811164
Agree in both things. I really liked her section on the party, actually liked it more than Pinkie speech simply because of cute factor. And that role of her in that episode was cute, funny and short, I liked it a lot
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So I guess we are really going into equality shenanigans
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>>25811633
The thing I really like over the show is that Erf really nails Pinkies charisma and showmanship. There are only a few episodes where they actually pull it off in a believable/unbelievable/pony land magic sense. Every time Erf does it he nails it. I like Pinky more now because of it.
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>>25812228
That S5 christmas episode was surprisngly good for Ponk tho. She's still low tier pone tho
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>>25806687
You, stop making me like Ponk.
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Bump from 9
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>>25813033
Fluttershy is still best pone tho
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I'll post what I'm working on today in the morning. Falling asleep while writing isn't really helping.
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>>25814522
Drink some booze, that always help
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>>25814517
I respect your opinion, and say my beliefs do not align with yours. Moonbutt a best.
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>>25806895
I try

>>25808042
>>25809096
you'd be right

>>25809433
you'd be wrong

>>25811164
>>25811633
makes me wish I wrote the moment a little better than I did. But I was a "moving right along" stage. It would take several chapters if I covered every detail of the party. not like you guys pay me to sit on my butt to write this

>>25812228
>>25813033
When I write, I always try to make sure the character I am currently writing is distinguishable from the others. I know some of the situations I've written have seemingly been pointless (such as Anon hanging with Cheerilee that one time, the entire Suri/Coco thing, Twilight coming to the party at all) but to me, it's world building. For example, Twilight coming to the party. For me, and for anyone else. It would have been easier to come up with a reason for her not to come. But on a broader spectrum, the characters would have found something amiss or had been worried if she didn't. So although pointless, she came to a party. With an autismal reason for her to show up. Because hey, it's Twilight. And we've seen her go autism over shit like this (Lesson Zero specifically). Sometimes for days, or presumably weeks as far as castle, Sweet Castle is concerned.
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>>25814936
Honestly, were I not broke, I'd pay you.
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>>25814936
About the note or the jar jar binks figurine? Or my especulation is deader than Han Solo?
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>>25814992
both, let me get my food. eat, and i'll be ready to go. as usual
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>>25814992
>Wanting Gungans in any shape or form
DIE YOU FUCKING SCUM
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>>25815062
SOOOOON
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>>25815143
or...sooner
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>>25806649
>Pinkie went center stage as various rockets started to rise from the roof of the stage, pointing upwards. "I HOPE EVERYPONY IS READY FOR THE FINALE, BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A REAL BLAST! ENOUGH ROCKETS,FIREWORKS, AND BOMBS TO COVER EVERY PARTY IN THE COMPILATION! AND A FEW JUST FOR KICKS! GET READY PONYVILLE, BECAUSE HERE WE GOOOOO!"
>and right on the word go, everything started going flying in a sequence. The air lit up in various colors, blasts, and patterns. The sound was booming. Almost enough to cover up the "oos" and "aahs" from the crowd as everything exploded.
>It was a sight to behold. Either fireworks were better here or Pinkie was just better at rigging them, the whole thing nonetheless was spectacular.
>After about five minutes. The show was over. As was pretty much the party. Pinkie had thanked everyone for coming of course. And to be on the look out for the next crazy party in town. Whenever that was. Fluttershy had encouraged you to personally say goodbye to as many guests as possible. As it was the courteous thing to do. You gave hugs to your closer friends, such as the CMC Lyra and Bon Bon, and Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon was fine with a simple goodbye. As was most guests. Derpy however, was so thrilled you enjoyed the muffin that she gave you a hug that nearly choked you, it made you think how many ponies were actually capable of a fucking death grip.
>Pinkie stuck around for clean up. and doing it amazingly quickly. Meanwhile Filthy Rich looked like he wanted to stick around to speak to Discord. But Diamond Tiara was pulling at him, telling him she was tired. He couldn't let his daughter just walk home alone. So, it would have to be for another time.
>While she was brooming up the trash from the ground, Pinkie came close to the three of you, leaned on the broom handle. and smiled at you "Sooooooooo Nonny, what'dya think of your first party?"
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>>25815726
>It was, pretty ok. You weren't hiding in a corner and nobody was making fun of you. the fireworks were cool. And as per the norm in this crazy magic horse land. Everyone was pretty friendly.
"It was pretty awesome Ponk, I'm really glad you talked me into all this. I actually feel....like I'm really part of the town."
>"Well duh! That's the whole point of the "Welcome to Ponyville" part of the party! The fireworks were for your hero part of your party. But I did have to leave out the hospital part. Since we couldn't throw the party over there and all. That's ok right?"
>You nod, of course it was. She did more than enough.
"Yeah, perfectly fine. I don't think a hospital would have been a good venue anyway. You know, I don't think they'd appreciate the noise."
>"Really? Because that's what the doctors said too. I'd think it'd be more fun than being stuck in beds all day. But eh" Pinkie shrugged "Annnnyyyyway, this mess ain't gonna clean itself." Pinkie goes back to brooming up the mess, singing a little tune as she does so.
>Fluttershy looks to you and gives you a hug "I'm really glad you enjoyed your party Anon, I really hope it wasn't too much for you. Since you have school tomorrow and all. I don't want you to be worried about anything and not be able to sleep."
>..awww, nah. There was nothing you didn't like. It was perfectly fine.
"Nah, it's ok. I liked everything about the party. And best yet, everypony was just...really friendly. My tummy still hurts a little though."
>"Awww, do you want me to give you a tummy rub to help it feel better?" Fluttershy asked, worried that the muffin might be hurting you more than you let on.
>NOOOOOPE. Well yes, but no. You'd love a tummy rub. But you're still a male. And Fluttershy's hoof being so close...down there. No...you'd be fine.
"Nah, I'm really good. I'm a big tough colt. See?"
>You flex your hoof
"Totally fine"
>"Are you sure Anon? I don't want you having trouble sleeping because your tummy is hurting."
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>>25815922
"I-it's fine Aunt Fluttershy, really. It's just a tiny ache."
>It was a little more than that. But you'd be fine.
>"Don't worry dear Fluttershy, for if my son's tummy ache causes him pain most foul, then I will commit to alleviating it post haste. For if any pain comes to my son, I will lay, gloomy, upon my bed. Feeling wretched feelings for what I could have prevented" Discord said in a very Shakespearean way. Trying to sound as dramatic as possible.
>"Discord, that's very sweet of you. You do have medicine at home that can help Anon right? Because, I do have a few remedies for him if you don't."
>Discord chuckled "Remedies? Oh no no, that's not how I planned to cure him"
>"Then how?" Fluttershy was curious, how could he cure you without tummy rubs or medicine?
>"Why, like this!" Discord looked to you with a sinister grin.
>OH SHIT! YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO!
"Dad! dad don't! I OH NOPE!"
>You try to run off, but as you move your hooves back and forth. You notice that they aren't pushing along the ground....it was already too late.
>"D-discord?! What are you doing?! You're scaring him!" Fluttershy flew up to try to grab you, to pull you away from him. But she couldn't move her wings. "Discord?!"
>"Relax Fluttershy! Just relax, it'll be over in a minute" Discord tapped himself, making scrubs appear on him. aswell as Fluttershy.
"D-dad, I know you like to joke, But I d-don't want this. I don't want toFEAGFEDA"
>But your words meant nothing to him. He reached right into your throat and started digging in.
>Oh god, even if it was a joke, you could taste him. it tasted fouler than the muffin. You could feel your insides squirming from his talons. You knew if he was anyone else, your insides would be torn up by now.
>He then pulls it out, the entire top half of the muffin you bit into. "Nurse! the surgery was a success!" Discord drops the muffin onto a plate, and whisks it off into nothingness. "The patient is cured!"
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>>25816114
>You were, the pain was gone, replaced with a vile taste in your mouth and your insides squirming.
"a-ahhhnmmmnnn...that....was nasty"
>"Dhischorm mm?!" Fluttershy noticed she had a doctor's mask on, she tore it off with her hoof and stared hard at Discord "Discord! Why in Celestia did you do that?! He's your son! Look at him! You hurt him! I-I can't believe what I just saw! How could you!"
>Discord cringed, he thought she'd find it funny. He immediately started tapping you to say something. "A-anon, do you mind? Tell her how you're feeling"
"Gross...."
>Discord slapped his face with his paw "Yes, and?! Do you have a stomach ache anymore?! That's what I'm asking!"
>You didn't, but your tongue was gonna need a bath.
"No...but I...I really need something to drink."
>"WHEEEEYUUUWHEEEYUUU! NURSE PINKIE PIE IS ON THE JOB. EVERYPONY CLEAR!"
>Pinkie Pie gently pushed aside Discord and Fluttershy as she stuck a quarter filled soda bottle into your mouth. "Quick, one million ccs of soda pop! stat!"
>Good thing it wasn't a lot, you were able to swallow it all in one gulp. Also good thing it wasn't a million fucking ccs. You don't think she knew that it meant "cubic centimeter".
>"Everypony stand back! We're about to see if the medicine worked!" Pinkie took out the soda bottle and gave you a smile, booping her nose on yours "Feeling better now?"
>everything was happening so damn fast. oy, you needed a moment.
"Y-yeah, thanks Ponk. Bu-"
>"Wooooo! the entire operation was a success! Come on Doctor Discord! How about a hoofpump!" Pinkie Pie raised her hoof up high.
>Discord just stared at it, he didn't know what the hell she meant "What?"
>"Come onnnn! You know, a hoofpump for a job well done! Don't leave me hanging!"
>Discord looked to Fluttershy, who looked so confused. She didn't know to be mad at Discord, happy you were feeling better, or just weirded out by the fact Pinkie just joined in so fluidly.
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>>25816317
>Not wanting it to seem any more awkward or unpleasent, Discord gives Pinkie that hoofpump she so desired. "I suppose me make...some kind of team"
>Fluttershy tried to clear her head by checking on you. your wellness was her first priority. And she wanted to make sure you were ok, absolutely sure. "Anon?...are you alright? Really? You're not hurt?"
>You were able to put your hooves back on the ground. If it wasn't for that super sweet sugary soda. You'd still be tasting something worse than foul. Ugh, as much as you were annoyed right now from all the quick zanyness. Discord and Pinkie DID fix you right up.
"Yeah, I am actually feeling better. but..."
>You turn to Discord
"You mind giving me a little warning before you do something like that? Dad..."
>You stared at him with a stern look. That you felt, was truly invasive. You were honestly scared he would actually hit something vital. And even when you realized he wouldn't, still. a little warning.
>"Anon, you had a stomach ache. Would you have really let me just stick my talons in you if I simply asked?" Discord asked you.
"urmm...I think I would have asked you to just, you know. Teleport it out of me? I know you can do that."
>"I could, but then, how would I know if I got every single crumb if I just used my magic blindly? I'm not psychic."
"I, err. I mean, you could have just at least asked anyway"
>"And what would you have said?" Discord then turned to Fluttershy "And Fluttershy, if he did say yes, would you have let me do it?"
>"W-well. I...would have suggested medicine..Like I did"
>Discord rolled his eyes "ooooh, medicine" he waved his paw and talons "That would have worked. In what? an hour or two? My method was clean, safe, and as you can see. Anon is much better now for it. I'm sure my nurse, Pinkie Pie. Could vouch for me"
>"Yay! I really am a nurse now!" Pinkie Pie whipped out a nurse's hat from...again...out of nowhere. And went and gently tapped your tummy "Did that hurt, Nonny?"
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>>25816614
>It didn't, all it did was make you feel a little warmer from her touch.
"No, it's really fine. And..."
>Discord was right, all in all, you were the one that hit him. You were the one who caught the muffin in your mouth. And medicine does take time. And if he was telling the truth about the whole "teleport" thing. Then, he really did do you a favor. As did Pinkie.
"Aunt Fluttershy, you don't need to worry. I think Dad is right on this one. medicine does take awhile. And, I think it's better the muffin was out of me all together than it just sitting in there. And for that..."
>You turn to Pinkie and Discord
"Thanks Dad, thanks Ponk. You guys did me a solid."
>"Ahh it's no biggie! Anyway, it's getting late soooooo" Pinkie swapped her nurse's hat for a janitor's hat. "Back to work for me! seeya later!"
>And so she went. Back to clean up.
>"Finally! Somepony understands the value of doctors! Speaking of which, Anon. Your bill" Discord snaps a bill of expenses right in front of you.
>You look at it, then get a clever idea of your own. Well, as long as it was the same in Equestria as it was on earth.
"But...i'm so young. I think my daddy should sign it. I think that's the legal thing to do."
>"But..I am your father, and your doctor" Discord smirked at you, thinking he had you
"Yup, so I guess "The Chaos Hospital" is gonna be fitting the bill on this one."
>Fluttershy, noticing the joke and already feeling better that you were feeling better. starts to giggle. "Oh my, that's actually very clever. And Discord, he is right. You'd be the one covering the hospital bill. You are his father."
>"What? That's nonsense! A child should be able to fit their own bill. Give me a moment!" Discord popped some legal documents right in front of himself, took out his brain, rubbed it all over the papers, popped it back, then poofed them away. ".....drat."
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>>25816694
>"What? That's nonsense! A child should be able to fit their own bill. Give me a moment!" Discord popped some legal documents right in front of himself, took out his brain, rubbed it all over the papers, popped it back, then poofed them away. ".....drat."
I have seen some shit, and that is definitely some.
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>>25816694
>You start laughing, you didn't know if he was actually taking it seriously or not.
"Dad, you know you don't actually have to pay it off right? It's your joke"
>You needed this, Discord looked absolutely befuddled that his joke turned on him simply because he sucked at legalisms.
>"It's the principle of...ARGH! Whatever, I can only be glad there isn't a crowd to see this. In anycase, we should be going. School is tomorrow and I want to get to that muffin. So, to speed things along" Discord poofed your gifts away, including the scarf you were wearing. "I'll put these in your room for safe keeping so you needn't need to lug them around. Consider it my payment,"
>"So you're both going home now?" Fluttershy asked.
>It seemed you both were...though. You wanted to stick around a little while longer. You checked your saddle bag. And the blank card was still in there. You could walk to the fountain, dip it in, see what it said, then go home. You were afraid to touch the sink in Discord's house. it's water wasn't clean. You knew that much.
"I...actually want to stick around a little bit. I want to see what that blank card is all about."
>"But what about school? You need your rest Anon"
"I'll be fine, it'll just be a quick hop to the fountain, I'll dip in the card. And it'll all be good. It'll take me five minutes tops."
>"mmmm...still, what do you think Discord?"
>Discord shrugged "being a child aside, I trust him. Besides, if he takes too long. I have an alarm set up to get him ready if he oversleeps."
>...ohh...yeah...yeah he did.
>"O-ok then, I'll be heading home then. And Anon..."
>Fluttershy walked up to you and gave you a kiss on the forehead "I love you, don't take too long, ok?"
>aww...you give a kiss on Fluttershy's cheek and smile
"I love you too Aunt Fluttershy, I'll be super quick. Promise"
>"ok then...goodbye you two"
>With that, Fluttershy flies off. Giving a goodbye to the working Pinkie Pie. Who seemed to be just about done.
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>>25816797
>"hrnn.." Discord watches Fluttershy fly off, then turns to you "Anon....please don't take too long"
>huh?
"I thought you didn't care how long I took..."
>"I do..and don't. I do, because I'd rather you get up, nice and rested. See Fluttershy in the morning, and give her a hug. Your presence really does make her smile."
>...awww
"I won't take too long. And..that's really sweet Discord. You know, I think it's pretty cute when you're affectionate like that. I bet Fluttershy would like it a lot if you were like this more often. But, what do you mean you don't? Does it have to do with me having my own time to explore Ponyville or something?"
>"Oh no no, it's just I do get quite the kick from seeing you hit the wall. Gets me everytime"
>Well...that ended that moment quickly.
"yeah...I'll...be back soon. But don't wait up for me."
>"Of course I won't. That'd just be boring. So long Anon."
>And with that, Discord teleports off.
>You turn to Pinkie and give her a wave
"Have a goodnight Ponk! Seeya later!"
>Seeya later Anon! Hey, when you get the chance, let me know what that card said. Because if it doesn't say who it came from, I know I'd probably be able to figure it out just from the hoofwriting.....I've memorized everypony in ponyville's hoofwriting you know"
>Creepy....but that's ponk. For her, it was no doubt for party purposes.
"I'll let you know."
>And with that, you headed towards the fountain with the card. The only thing you could think of from this card that would worry you is if it turned out to be from a female....that wanted your dick. You don't think you could handle Applebloom and Diamond Tiara going pure offensive mode from that,
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>>25816939
>You head over by the fountain near town hall. This would be easy, dip the card. Read it. dump map. Go home. Easy as apple pie.
>Upon reaching the fountain. You take out the card.
"Here goes nothing"
>You dip it and pull it out
"...hmmm"
>Nothing appears, you try again, but let it soak a little
>still nothing
"I guess Ponk was wrong.or...maybe the water is not warm enough?"
>You dip in your hoof, it felt kind of warm.
"...huh..maybe it's just a joke gift. Though, I don't get the jo- hrnnn?"
>The card started to glow a soft blue color
".....ohhhh, ok. I get it. It's one of those glow in the dark wall pad things. huh. Whoever got it for me must have thought I would think this was cool or something. Eh...Well. Maybe Chrysalis would like it"
>You go to stick it back into your saddle bag. But then you notice something.
>You couldn't let go of the card.
>You take your hoof back out and shake it.
"Agh, or it WAS a joke card. I don't even feel any glue on...WHAT HEY!"
>Suddenly the card clamped around your hoof.
"what in the f..UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>And before you could finish your sentence, it started pulling you. covering you in a blue aura as you zipped through the town, then outside through the outskirts, into the everfree, and towards a cave. Screaming all the while.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>The card continued to pull you deeper inside. Until it started to slow down, and then slam you into a wall full of fluffy white pillows.
"OMPH!"
>You hit the pillows, and fall to the ground. Hitting your head on thankfully....more pillows.
"...ogh...w-what...happened?"
>You shake your head and quickly stand up to look around. There was, a shitton of books around. a simple bed. a table. And candles everywhere, all alit. Who the fuck lived here? What fucking happened?
"Oh no, I'm not doing with this...I'm..gonna......oh no.."
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>>25817058
>You reached for your saddle bag. And..it wasn't there. It must have fallen somewhere during the trip.
>You quickly started looking around for it.
"oh geez, where is it! where did I drop it!"
>This was bad, this was really really bad. Without the contents that laid inside your bag. You were helpless. You came to terms to that and knew whoever, or whatever was in this cave was probably not something you could fight. What if it was a fucking Ursa Major...that somehow learned to read?
>Then you noticed a soft blue glow in one of the corners of the cave. And a voice.
>"Welcome, Anon"
>That voice....


So, continue a little more? Or should I leave it as cliffhanger?
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>>25817084
nah continue. Cliffhangers are for season finales and bad writers.
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>>25817087
wow, that was a quick response. I thought nobody was reading. Since usually feedback had been the norm for awhile.
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>>25817084
Luna super slumber party fun time?
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>>25817084
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>>25817124
>Expecting Luna.
>In a cave
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>>25817111
Yeah I happened to check the thread at the right time I guess.
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>>25817084
http://pastebin.com/zXuVmfrK

I opted for cliffhanger, don't want to go into it then stop.
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>>25817400
ur a faget
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>>25817400
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>>25730580
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>>25817400
>I opted for cliffhanger
Goddamit
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>>25817143
Well Luna has weird habits yo
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>>25817400
u fuggr
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>>25817400
Does Anon know how bad of a situation he is in right now?
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>>25820098
I'm pretty sure him freaking the fuck out over not having the horn or map indicates yes, yes he's aware.
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bump my friends
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>>25817400
thanks erf, glad to know our input means something to you.
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>>25821294>>25821294
Nobody has to be salty. It gives me a chance to take in ideas. While also coming up with a few of my own. Also, seems theres a clamoring for Luna.....hmmm
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bamnppps
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>>25821332
im sorry erf i just wanted to fit in
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>>25824489
Bump
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Guys, what if anon brings the magic of chaos to communist horse?
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Is nightmare night still happening Erf?
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>>25825690
Yes

Also. The net is down again. Waiting it out
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>>25825795
and net back up. ha...
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well damn, the thread seems dead. can I escape now?
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>>25825877
yeah
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>>25825877
Remember.

You're here forever.


Also what state has such shit internet.
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>>25825877
No, not ever, I'm fucking waiting
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>>25825473
I would actually laugh if anon incidentally manages to make starlight platinum mad. His allegedly special talent is chaos, so it would be nice if he kinda manages to bring that same thing to the horse that wants the exact opposite of chaos
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>>25825877
Silly erf
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>>25826294
Mostly about this, at this point, Glimmer and Anon are actually exact opposites, and I want to see chaos win by just pissing the other side off or confusing the hell out of it
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>>25826316
>>25826294


hrn, and thats what I was waiting for before approaching this encounter.

before I write, is that what you guys want? a full chaos meltdown? Dunno if you guys notice, but sometimes I will not go forward without certain input.
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>>25826339
full chaos seems good. itd be a good move since itd push ANon along to getting his cutie mark. the More times he causes chaos the more it would be convincing that itd be his CM
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>>25826356
I hope there's no other objections Because shit's about to get chaotic
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>>25826339
It's actually the best and most amusing move, since anon IS the son of chaos and that has been a recurring theme in your story. Glimmer before her reforming represents absolute order, do bringing chaos to her would serve to 3 purposes: Glimmer not wanting to do anything with anon anymore, anon getting his cutie mark at chaos and trigger Starkight at the same time and third, amusing everyone including yourself since this seems like the most fun option to write and read
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>>25826294
I'm worried that a meltdown could cause a timeline meltdown and then there's nothing but badness. Assuming Anon is so good at causing chaos it melts Starlight's little mind and then there's nothing to work with besides pure badness.
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>>25826431
Ooh wait this is better.
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>>25826480
She still will get reformed and this timeline is already separated from the main one since anon fucked up the episode where Cadence reveals she ain't pure
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>>25817084
>You look towards the glowing blue light that is within the darkness. You couldn't see who it belonged to. But that voice...
"Hello?"
>And then, she stepped into the light, Starlight FUCKING Glimmer. Oh...fucking shit. And you without your bag. What were you, a villain magnet?
>"Hello, you are Anon...aren't you?" She was giving you a pleasant smile.
"Don't give me that "Hello" stuff. I know who you are, what do you want?"
>Oh no, fuck this shit. You already had a villain in queue at your fucking house. And although you wanted to reform Starlight before. Suri put you in reality, And Chrysalis, you were suspecting, was just messing with you.
>Starlight went from a smile to an immediate frown. "You do? hmmm, then bringing you here in this was probably a bad idea, huh? Sorry about that, but that was the only way I knew I'd be able to speak with you, I bet, from what you've probably been told by Twilight and her friends is that I'm not a very nice mare."
"Considering this is probably some sort of trap, I'd sa-TWILIGHT! YOUR HERE!"
>You point behind Starlight, she immediately turns around and you bolt towards the entrance of the cave.
>Or you would, if you weren't floating in a blue aura.
>"Nice try Anon, but I'm not stupid." Starlight turned back to you, an arrogant smirk on her face. "I don't even understand why you're acting this way."
>You stop trying to run as you just float there, you were looking at her with a pouty, angry face. You figured she was going to hold you hostage. And you figured she wasn't as violent as Chrysalis was. It'd only be a matter of time before Discord came looking for you. You knew you'd be ok.....hopefully. You didn't want a reason to just panic. Oh geez, but that feeling was creeping up on you.
"Oh, I dunno. the fact that you're probably going to use me for something. I'm not stupid either, I know what you want from me. Otherwise you'd have no interest in me whatsoever."
>"Oh, and what's that?"
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>>25826540
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>25826480
I'm imagining Anon and Glimmer in that timeline where everything was barren and there was no one, and him just looking up at her with that cute face and completely dead eyes and just saying something like
>You killed my family
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>>25826576
shut the fuck up while the movies playing, christ
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>>25826540
Also I wouldn't put murder beyond her because the ends justify the means in her world.
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>>25826580
Internal dialogue with crawling skin
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>>25826578
Would that work on her? Maybe at that point, but still, it's not like she really cared about the victims in her plots.
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>>25826540
"My horn, what else? I know you've been spying on Twilight. I don't know by how much. But I hate to tell you, I hid my horn in a special place. And you aren't getting it by keeping me hostage. Might as well give up, let me go, and maybe my Dad won't have to pound you."
>That was the best you had. You were sure, at this point. That you could handle the situation. Sure, you didn't actually know where you dropped the bag. But she's the only villain you could think of that didn't try to destroy anything. And she couldn't equalize what you didn't have.
>Starlight looked to her backside as something glowed behind her, she brought it forward so you could look at it. It was your saddlebag. "Oh, you mean the horn that's in this bag? The bag you dropped halfway through the cave? I found it. I don't appreciate you lying to me, it's very rude for somepony your age."
>.....oh shit.....
>You cringed hard.
"ummm...hey, you...found it. Umm, just to let you know. The horn doesn't actually do anyth-.."
>Starlight raised her hoof and shook it, stopping you midsentence "Ah Ah, there you go lying again, Anon. I know what the horn does. I did a little investigating after two, poor little colts told me what you did to them. I put two and two together after that, and well. I can only guess how much power this horn has considering you can move the sun and the moon with it, probably very easily if a colt can do it"
>....ohhhhh.....shiiiiiiiitttt...
>you didn't know what else to say. Oh fuck, you just fucked everything up.
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>>25826540
Disregard my ideas Erf, this is the est and mos pkausible time to have /ss/
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Ugh fuck. Lie or something. Only works with foals. Or only works well with you and then the simple wishes of simple ponies!
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>>25826624
no one is being stopped from writing "another" timeline

it happened in my other writefaggotry
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>>25826632
Here Ill write it for you
>Sunset Glimmer walked seductively towards the pony and said "ey bby u wan sum fuk"
the end
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>>25826632
You made a /ss/ story?
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>>25826606
>Starlight however, hovered the bag right in front of you. And placed it on the ground. "There you are, I didn't want you to lose it."
>You then felt the aura leave you, as you were gently put back to the ground.
>What hey?
"....you're just giving me back my bag?"
>Something seemed fishy.
>"I am, it doesn't belong to me silly. You can check it if you want, I didn't take anything from it." Her arrogant smile changed to that of a cheerful one "I never said I was taking your horn, the fact that your making these kinds of assumptions.." She then looks down, she looked upset now "It hurts, I thought you were smarter than that"
>You could see the horn sitting right next to the map. It was there, like she said. But what the fuck? Why didn't she take it? And why was she acting this way?
"Don't act like you're hurt. I know this is some sort of trick. In fact. I bet..."
>You grab the horn and slap it on your head
"This isn't the real......"
>Sombra's horn changed into the unicorn horn upon being placed on your forehead.
"....horn."
>"I told you I didn't take it. And now, you are in the position to crush me. Go ahead Anon, if you really feel that you need to. I'll take anything you got." And so she stood, at the ready to zapped.

>>25826694
no, but two others wrote alternate chapters. A guy named NotNotErf then went on to make his own greentext involving Rarity
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>>25826721
>I told you I didn't take it. And now, you are in the position to crush me. Go ahead Anon, if you really feel that you need to. I'll take anything you got." And so she stood, at the ready to zapped.
DO IT ZAP IT AND TRANSFORM HER HAIR INTO SOMETHING SHITTY
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>>25826732
this
I'd zap her shit right away
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>>25826732
>>25826739
woah shit, seriously? I dunno guys. Would you guys, with no knowledge of the season ender. Just zap her shit and leave? No guilt?
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>>25826632
I might do some lewd chapters, tomorrow
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>>25826749
Yes, her intentions arenlt good, zap her and send her to yak yakistan. I mean I wouldn't kill her or seriously harm her, I'd sent her to someplace incredibly shitty, like Saddle Arabia or Discord's room
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>>25826749
I ain't taking chances with her shit.
I'd at least make sure she can't pull off any bullshit.
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>>25826769
>Discord's room

at this point Anon will be playing poker with Discord,Chryssi,and Starlight, might as well revive Sombra and bust out Tirek at this point.

I think I'm going to avoid writing just ZAPPING her. Mainly because Chaos things well be occuring
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>>25826782
>at this point Anon will be playing poker with Discord,Chryssi,and Starlight
Sounds fun. Anyway, zap her, transform her into an earth pony filly so she can't do shit to anon, bring the chaos to her
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>>25826749
>Would you guys, with no knowledge of the season ender. Just zap her shit and leave? No guilt?
Yes
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>>25826798
>transforms into earth pony filly
new member for anon's harem acquired
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>>25826798
>>25826805
>>25826808


Well then, never mind. I'm gonna toss out everything I thought up at work. And gonna do this instead. LET'S FUCK UP DAT TIMELINE
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>>25826749
fucking hell no, these other guys are retards
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>>25826823
I'm not sure my body is ready is for this
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>>25826823
AND EXPAND THAT HAREM
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>>25826823
...why though, thats a shitty harem anime plot
not even a good one
the OH NO IM DEPOWERED NOW T^T bullshit is always so stupid
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>>25826844
Actually, this would give Erf more freedom to write. And new and interesting situations are always better than same old ones with some twist
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>>25826850
This is the future that was chosen

>>25826844
I'll make it work. The original plan was for her to treat Anon as an "equal", have the discussion about Changelings he wanted, her asking if Anon would give up his horn for creating the utopia that would unite everything. Even changelings. And him turning it down. And then other things would happen. As Starlight would become obssessed with getting the horn. She would have also tried to level with Anon about hating Twilight, considering what she did to him.
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>>25826844
>>25826857
You can't stop the CHAOS train!!!!
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>>25826868
you better son
I have literally nothing but bad expectations
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>>25826749
>Would you guys, with no knowledge of the season ender. Just zap her shit and leave? No guilt?
If anything, I'd be even more justified, so yes
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>>25826721

>Anything you got huh? No matter what, she was a threat. She had the power to remove and replace Cutie Marks. And god knows what else. Maybe she had a tragic backstory? Maybe not. But for once, you weren't going to leave yourself in a position of helplessness.
>You aim your horn and zap her, you had the perfect thing in mind for her.
>"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! AGHH!"
"I'm not taking any chances with you. Besides, it won't be too bad when..."
>Your magic explodes on her, a cloud of dust covering her from view.
"You're equal to me"
>You say as the horn pops off, The smoke clears. And what stood before you. Was a fillified Starlight Glimmer.
>"I'm ok?" Starlight thought she had exploded, but she noticed something was odd. First, you were suddenly her height. And two, her voice was lighter and squeakier. "...what's wrong with my voice?"
>You step up to her. Grinning, finally. You got the drop on someone before they could royally fuck you up. You didn't need deus ex discordia this time. It also felt fitting, using a spell to make someone else young.
"Nothing, I made you as young as I am. I'm no fool Starlight, it's a common trick for a villain to act "Nice" and...OFSDGGSDF"
>Suddenly you were slammed into the wall, covered in a blue aura, Starlight was pissed...adorably so. "YOU DID WHAT?!"
>This may have not been the best move.
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>Making Glimmer into your enemy instead of being the friend she needs

Bad times ahead
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>>25826868
>This is the future that was chosen
Be honest nigga, the earth pony filly part was what sold you
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>>25826955
I TOLD YA TO MAKE HER AN EARTH PONY NIGGA. EARTH PONIES CAN'T DO SHIT
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>>25826955
>As she held you up, you could feel her magic suddenly letting up. You took a look at her forehead. Her horn was shrinking. Good, you were sure you had removed it with that blast. Seemed it needed to discharge before the rest of the magic took effect.
>"W-what's going on? What's happening?!" Starlight was now terrified, she could feel her magic weakening. Going completely null when her horn disappeared.
"Ha! There we go! Now we'r....oh..."
>You fell down from the wall you were flung onto, and crashed onto your head.
"..d-darnit...always...always my head..."
>Starlight was touching her forehead, she couldn't believe it. Her horn was gone. "What did you do?! How?!"
>You slowly got up, and shook your head, looking at her frightened form.
"I disarmed you, that's what. I know what happened at the town. I know everything. And not just word of mouth, My Dad is Discord, remember..I got..GRGSWFD"
>She immediatly rushed up and decked you right in the face.
>"CHANGE ME BACK! NOW!"
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>>25827001
NEVER BITCH, YOU ARE IN THE HAREM NOW
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>>25827001
shenanigans will ensue?
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>>25827001
>oohhhh, ok. She can still hit. And she was furious. You were barely able to dodge her second blow.
>"CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK!"
>You had a hard time dodging her. Geez, you didn't expect her to get this pissed off this much. She was bucking around like nuts.
>You manage to dodge her last buck, but she immediatly turns around and charges at you swiftly, knocking you down as she towers over you. Staring at you with a terrifyingly adorable expression. "NOW!!!...I was gonna be nice to you. BUT THIS,...THIS?! I WON'T TOLERATE IT! YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS TWILIGHT"
"I can't change you back....the horn only works once per day, and geez. Temper much?"
>"TEMPER?! TEMPER?!?!?!? YOU JUST CHANGED ME INTO A FILLY! A FILLY WITHOUT A HORN! I THOUGHT WE COULD DISCUSS MATTERS OF IMPORTANCE, BUT NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO PROVE WHAT AN IGNORANT LITTLE SCUMBAG YOU ARE!"
"What importance? I'm just a colt! Just admit you want the horn. That's all you wanted."
>"OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I WANTED....THAT'S.....what I wanted. but..."
>She started to ease up for a moment, but only for a moment before jumping back into anger. "NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. TO THINK, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT A COLT WOULD UNDERSTAND. HOW STUPID COULD I BE? A COLT? REALLY? A COLT UNDERSTANDING MY PHILOSOPHY?! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID!"
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>>25827173
top kek
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>>25827173
>ok, you were tired of getting yelled at. And since she was a filly now. You should be able to easily...
>You slip your back hooves under her and push her away, knocking her on her back. You quickly rush up to her and return the favor of holding her down.
"Gotcha! and, just to let you know. Your philosophy is uniting all of Equestria under a single banner. Making everypony equal in everyway. And removing strife and hatred in the world by making everypony work together. Stop me if I'm wrong."
>She growled at you, but...that wasn't wrong. "You're not...so if you DO understand. Why would you do this to me?"
"Because, I couldn't risk you using the horn to FORCE it upon everypony. That's what you were going to do, weren't you?"
>Starlight cringed, she didn't expect you to have her figured out so easily. "...how..? How did you know I was going to do that?..a-a-and..grr.."
>She shoved you off "And what's wrong with that?! Haven't you noticed Equestria is always dealing with a crisis? Monster attacks, villains breaking out of Tartarus, why..even ponies fighting among themselves..or...just leaving their friends over something stupid..."
>You manage to land on your hooves as she got up, she stopped being overly aggressive, instead just opting to stare at you angrily as she spoke,
>Just like you weren't wrong. She wasn't wrong about that. But still.
"...I can't argue that. That does happen. But you can't just force everypony to just give up their cutie marks. You can't just force it to be like your town."
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>>25827271
>"But my town was perfect! Everypony worked with one another, everypony smiled everyday. Everything was nice and good until TWILIGHT AND HER LITTLE BAND OF HORRIBLE FRIENDS CAME AND WRECKED EVERYTHING!!"
>She started breathing hard, just the thought of Twilight was enough to set her off, especially when she was reminiscing on what she did. Being fillified probably didn't help things either.
"It wasn't, sure, you managed to convince the ponies there to give up their cutie marks. But they became miserable without them. And they became afraid of you when it came to ever even thinking of getting them back. They weren't happy. You just brainwashed them, Starlight, you even had a shack dedicated to just spouting your message every second of everyday. How are you going to tell me that everything was fine?"
>"You think you understand Anon? You think it's really like that?" She started to ease up, and this time, you could tell that growing frown on her face was definite genuine. She was starting to tear up.
>"That town was everything to me, I spent my LIFE....MY LIFE...making it what it was. I HAD to put in every measure imaginable so nopony would just waltz in and ruin it. Ponies that tried simply didn't understand. Life was better in that town. Anypony that had suffered due to their cutie mark were welcome. And I expected nothing out of them but their loyalty, is that so wrong? Is it?"
>You weren't an idiot though. You saw the opener, anybody who ended up following her. Was never allowed to leave.
"And let me ask you this, anypony that went in, they could never leave if they wanted to. Could they? If they weren't actually happy, like you wanted them to be, you'd still keep them there by holding their cutie mark hostage right? Not very "Equal" since you got to keep yours."
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The haven't read shit but crap I had great responses but then I'm too drunk and high to remember
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Ooh yeah my response is to pay little colt, play it up hardcore, until she is ready to cut up a bitch to get what she wants, then you turn to the super smart mother fucker that will fuck stupid ponies in the ass.
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>>25827392
>The way you worded that, the knowledge you knew. It was starting to get to Starlight, and make her suspicious. "How can your father possibly give you all that knowledge? He wasn't even there, and I can't imagine ANYPONY even going into that much detail about what happened to a colt. That doesn't make any sense to me. It's as if you know EXACTLY what happened."
"I have my ways, now can you please answer my question?"
>None you were about to explain to her. Though, you were starting to realize that you just defeated a villain on your own. And had no idea what to do with her. You could just leave her here, she wasn't your responsibility.
>"mnnnn...If I let ponies leave, it could be a threat to my cause. What would stop the rest of them from leaving? They'd leave, and go back to their miserable lives. Maybe they'd be happy with their cutie marks back....but it wouldn't be for long....They'd be sorry they ever left my town"
>...christ, what the fuck was with her and cutie marks? That's it, you had to know.
"Hold on, what does Cutie Marks have to do with anything anyway? Lots of ponies have differences besides just their Cutie Marks. From coat color to their personality. I don't see what makes Cutie Marks the most important factor..."
>"Why should I tell you? It's not like you'd care. You made that obvious"
>Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't. But you were damn curious.
"Try me, you went through the trouble to bring me here. And now I'm willing to listen."
>"WILLING TO LISTEN?! YOU TURNED ME INTO A FILLY! I CAN'T EVEN USE MY MAGIC ANYMORE!" She exploded in anger.
"Not my fault, maybe if you didn't send me flying in here with that stupid card. Maybe, I don't know. If you just came up and asked me for a chat. In a public place, then not only would I be willing to listen better. But we wouldn't be able to do anything to eachother without attracting any attention. But nope. You flung me in here and expected a rational chat."
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>>25827505
>"Yes! I did! I thought if I returned your bag as a show of good faith, then you'd relax a little. SILLY ME THAT I DIDN'T EXPECT A COLT TO BLAST ME WITH A SPELL THAT MOST UNICORNS COULDN'T EVEN FATHOM CASTING!"
>This was getting annoying now. You just wanted to know the reason.
"Whatever, still your fault. And that seems to be your problem. Don't you take the blame for anything?"
>"Not when I know it's not my fault. You want to know why I hate cutie marks so much? You want to know the pain it's caused me? Fine..I'll tell-...huh?"
>Both you and Starlight heard multiple growls coming from down the cave.
"...you know, you don't need to growl with every sentence. If you just calm down, maybe we can work something out."
>Starlight was looking past you now, she could see shadows behind you. "...that wasn't me..." she gulped
"Then who was it. It's just me and you in here"
>She looked pretty frightened now, she was taking steps back as the origins of the growling grew nearer. "...and them..."
"Them?"
>You take a look behind you....oh shiiiiit
"...are those...Timberwolves?"
>You started to take steps back, there were three of them. And they did not look like they came to play.
>"What do you think they are? darnit, my spell keeping the animals away from the cave must have gone away too."
>....huh......yeah....maybe turning her into a filly wasn't a good idea.
>You held on to your saddlebag tightly. You picked up your horn and tried putting it on. But no dice. No charge, and the Sombra look wasn't dettering them.
>"Can't you do something?! Zap them!" Starlight cried
"I-I can't, like I said....It only get's one shot per day. Isn't there an exit through the other side?"
>Starlight shook her head "N-No, it's a dead end. I...I can't believe this...It can't end this way. I was so close...."
>You both were stepping back, the timberwolves looked primed and ready to jump and tear you two apart.
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>>25827568
cue bugbutt's triumphant entrance
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>>25827568
>No magic, no way out, it was over. By defeating Starlight. You doomed yourself. Why could you never fucking win?
>Game....over.
>You started to shake as you stepped back. It was only a matter of time before they decided to attack. Starlight didn't look like she was doing much better. It was clear she was giving up already.
>As you stepped back, you felt a drop of water hit your nose. You could feel your hooves step into something wet.
>A shallow puddle? There was a small puddle right under you, and you alone.
>You look down.....OH SWEET MERCY!
>You reach into your bag quickly. And pull out your map.
>oh thank god for puddles. Fucking yes.
>You were going home and...
>and...
>You looked at Starlight.....she wasn't under the small puddle you were under.
>You could escape, and leave her to fry.
>......can you do it?
>.........you can't.
>.....Discord wasn't gonna like this.
>You only had a moment left, you toss the map straight down. And grab onto Starlight as you pull her into the hole. And into your room.
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>>25827605
>Triumphant entrance


oh no nigga, you guys wanted the chaos route. And what's more chaotic than Another roommate
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>>25827619
nigga how you even gonna handle all these different characters at once
>>
>>25827619
so you really are going the anime trash route?
Literally the worst choice possible, Erf. Ill just watch Outlaw Star if I wanted exvillain roommates. No offense but theyll do it better.
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>>25827623
The story can't evolve if we just keep playing it safe. I'll just have to do it like the show. And just have them "offscreen" doing something else. Maybe this was a mistake. Maybe not could have gone the more boring route. BUT HEY CHAOS
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>>25827635
MORE CHAOS THE CHAOS GODS ARE PLEASED
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>>25827634
Well, if that's gonna be the case. She doesn't have to be a roommate. Her friendship issue can be solved, she could be let out with a swear to secrecy (something that would piss off Chrysalis since she wouldn't get the same benefit) and Starlight becomes good and goes back to her town. To do good things. It doesn't have to be waifu shit you know.
>>
>>25827649
But since this entire chapter has caused chaos amongst the readers. We'll close the chapter here. And wait for a new thread so you guys can discuss among yourselves which would be the best route.
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http://pastebin.com/jRnn6KHF

I only wanted to do what people thought was best. I'm sorry if I upset everyone. But I'm also not taking back what I have written.
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>>25827678
Nobody's asking you dummy. Its not anger, its just sheer, impassable disappointment.
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>>25827678
>>25827713
Disappointment? Over what?

Chapter seemed fine to me, albeit short for me.
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>>25827612
im looking forward to Chryssihiss and glimglam meeting
i have a feeling starlight is going to piss herself and chrysalis is going to have so much fun with her new plaything
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Good work erf
>losing magic, the thing that you studied for ?? time
truly a fate worse than death
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>>25827739
>>25827713
My motto is "You can't please everyone, but dammit, you have to at least try to do your best." I did my best. I went with something I didn't even think through. And now we're here. I know your disappointed. All I can say is I hope I can do better next time.
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>>25827612
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>>25827824
you wont
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>>25827824
well erf i was satisfied great chapter my friend
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>>25827824
you're*
i still liked it

unless she gets her horn back her life will be meaningless & all that magic practice, gone
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ber7bel
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