I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth

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>>25729453
You know, back in my day we at least used the right image for this.

quite sorry god sir i am a newfag <3

>>25729453
I kinda want Princess Celestia to pee in your mouth too.

Provided that I don't have to watch it. Just knowing that it happened is enough.

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>>25729453 why dont you want to watch, it can be a threesome

>>25729517
Only if I get to pee in OP's mouth as well.

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>>25729453
I want celestia to use dark magic to utterly rape my brain and leave me a brokenly submissive maid she transformed into a mare.
>this will never happen

>>25729453
I want to overthrow Celestia and replace her one party dictatorship with a Democratic Republic with a constitution and bill of rights.

>>25729453

>not realizing it's like having someone spraying burning gasoline into your mouth

"How did Anon die?"

"Someone pissed a line clear through his skull."

>>25729607
Where does she pee? In a tungsten toilet?

>>25729642

Don't ask what they have to do with the other Celestian byproduct, other than it cuts the heating bills for the palace by a third. Half if she had Mexicoltian for dinner.

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>>25729453
Where did I put that estus flask, Praise the Sun!

>>25729453
I want Princess Celestia to crawl in my skin.

>>25729453
I want this as well

>>25729453
I want her to pee in my bladder.

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>Anon in Equestria
>No skills
>No willingness to learn
>No willingness to make friends
There's only one job suitable for him:
>Royal toilet

>>25729674
is it weird that i now want more dark souls/mlp "iwpctpimm" crossover shit?

>>25729453
Sunny-D and rum yum yum

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I want Princess Celestia to sit on my face in my fart.