Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out next Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
The changelings are ever something of an enigma. Not so much the danger they represent, but rather where they come from in the world; how they manage day to day. Equestria represents quite a rich bounty for them, but thus far they haven't taken it for themselves - in the main timeline, that is. They aren't unfamiliar foes, though, even when they attacked at Canterlot. Clearly there have been some past interactions. That they have a working knowledge of pony culture shouldn't be surprising, of course; they are preeminent infiltrators. With all that understanding, however, it's a wonder they don't simply hide out and get their love fix that way.
Perhaps Chrysalis just wants to be in charge of it all.
>>25724734
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Confirmed changeling thread.
>>25728434
Ah yeah
I love my bug queen mommy
Colored because why not.
>>25728434
I can get behind this.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/10/1041066__explicit_nudity_anthro_penis_sex_grimdark_queen+chrysalis_princess+cadance_futa_3d.png
>>25728461
Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderful?
If the void has walls maybe the walls of the void occupied physical space, so if you put a void inside a void the second void is scrunched.
>>25728463
Those 3d anthro models are literally the worst.
You should feel bad for linking them.
>>25728468
No less lovely or wonderful than any other pony
This is a perfectly normal pony.
>err... why are you naked?
Fuck changelings
>>25728461
I enjoy colors of her
>>25728487
Is she ok
>>25728487
When I saw this I knew it would be great out of context.
And it so is.
>>25728463
I'm going to jack off to this
>>25728477
I feel nothing!
>>25728489
>That pervy old man in the back
>The smiling cutey on the right
Looks like I know who I'm hanging out with.
See ya later, prudes.
>>25728461
Is she going to step on me?
Rolling the credits to the Season 5 finale to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neweVrb72SE
Is it just me or was Twilight
>>25728449
holy shit that bug's cute
>>25728539
Yes.
Moondancer
>>25728463
>I will never be in Cadance's place
>>25728564
is cute
>>25728564
...is disgusting.
>>25728582
Is she ok
She learns differently.
>so you really forgive me now that I've been redeemed, Anon?
>I'm so sorry about all the bad things I said or did about you
>I hope you don't mind that one time where I ruined your date with Cheerilee
>or the time I accidentally set you on fire
>or the time I sold you into slavery
>or the time I ate the last slice of pizza
>or...
>>25728582
>"Zzz..b-bring me captain solo and the wookie!..zzz"
>>25728588
What's wrong with Spike
I can't believe this hasn't crossed my mind beforeR63 Moondancer
>>25728463
unf?
>>25728596
>Moondancer was up late marathonning the previous trilogies in preparation for Episode VII
>>25728461
I LIKE THING
>>25728615
>Somewhere in her room you can hear a shrill laugh of an unknown creature.
mice
https://derpiboo.ru/1038454
https://derpiboo.ru/1022349
>>25728665
I don't get it
>>25728648
yes...good
>>25728677
Definitely the second one.
That'll be $13.99Plus tip
>>25728541
Well, THAT one is getting a lot of reposts.
We butts now?
>>25728685
Because it implies that even the most mundane things in Equestria are all sunshine, rainbows and happiness and all that family
>>25728701
>now
>>25728541
>imitation JJ
>worse art and even worse jokes
why
>>25728685
Pony detected
>"I think you're allergic to domino's, Rainbow."
>>25728738
>Domino's
well there's your problem
>>25728754
Pizza Horse didn't put the extra sauce like I ordered
>>25728749
candid butts are the best butts
>>25728753
Yeah, you were right not to link the original.
It was interesting but only because I had never seen the abridged series the audio was from.
>>25728754
Say what you want, but a thin crust with chicken, asiago cheddar, and alfredo sauce will blow your mind.
>>25728582
Oh man Twilights expression is perfect.
>>25728780
>chicken on pizza
disgust
>>25728771
Those are tears of joy, right?
>>25728798
It's not on pizza, it's on a "fast food facsimile of pizza".
And it's fucking great.
>>25728815
I'd pay per minute to chat live with Rarity's horse ass
>>25728753
Wait. What was this from?
>>25728856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FoJg94nrgo
>>25728878
what the fuck
>>25728878
What the hell is this
>>25728878
My Celestia that was awesome.
https://fuwa.se/w6w75p.webm/Japanese_Horse.webm
So glad I posted this as a full url instead of a short one.
>>25728938
nobody posts webms anymore
>>25728938
I
LOVE
DERPY
>>25728582
I want to scrub that pony and then cuddle her and sniff her vanilla scented maneeven if it's nonconsentual
remember when rucky pony was derpy
>>25728989
>nonconsentual mane sniffing
>>25728938
Oh my goodness
>>25729001
I want to wash pony's mane.
>decide to take a stroll through Ponyville
>keep hearing this from the ponies as you pass, but you never actually see them saying ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDEuoo1BikQ
>>25729068
Why is the yellow one winking?
>>25729036
>>25729073
Sexe
>>25728953
Alright
WEBM REQUESTS?
>>25729094
Yes, Fluttershy is sexy.
I'd join this pony at the spa.
>>25729073
>>25729116
Oh yes, she most definitely is.
>>25729137
fluttershy was my first official pony fap, but sweetie belle is my true waifu now.
>>25729145
Dude you can't waifu a little filly. I doubt she's even ripe yet.
>>25729145
But Anon, you can't marry a filly!
>>25729137
That's really nice, damn!
Someone requested a pegasus pony last time IIRC. Any pegasus requests?
>>25729154
Getter before the cutie mark d- FUCK SHE GOT IT NOW WHY THE FUCK DOES FATE TAUNT ME LIKE THIS
>>25729167
NIGHT GLIDER
>>25729100
>HEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE I STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>IN THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT OF DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>LET THE STORM RAAAAAAAGE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
>The Parties never bothered me anyways....
>>25729167
i 2nd night glider in a diaper
>>25729182
Oh shit, I'd forgotten about this pony. Any specifics?
>>25729167
Thirding night glider in a diaper
>>25729192
night glidersmooching anon
>Derpy will never threaten to sit on you
>>25729188
>>25729200
>>25729188
>>25729200
>>25729251
if that was moondancer in a diaper i would be fapping
>>25729100
how about
...
...
flowers
>>25729251
good, now dobedwetting fluttershy pls
>>25729167
pretty pegasus with her mane flowing in the wind
>>25729331
Incoming Ponk!
>>25729364
p-pinkie??
>>25729364
>incoming
>>25729352
I want to cuddle titty twist
Just threw a pony body together really quick. Where'd I fuck up. The body and legs obviously. Maybe made the body a little too big? The legs seem okay if maybe a little thick. That hind leg should be thinner too and closer to the center but that might be fixed if I fix the body.
odds: draw
evens: vidya
dubs: plam
>>25729407
stram
>>25728665
>Not flicking an emergency bag of confetti for this situation.
>>25729398
That pony is missing some parts.
>>25729395
I know how you feel. Who knew such a worst filly could grow into an unf human?
Comfort the colt.
Did we figure out if Derpibooru has a tag for mares tasting their juices?
>>25729465
That colt has colt things to do and you're keeping him from them.
>>25729465
Comfort the filly.
>>25729419
ALRIGHT FUCKERS, IT'S TIME FOR A HORSE DRAWING STRAM
https://derpy.me/HSRpF
>>25729480
Colt is going to have a hard time doing colt things with his face numb.
I would instruct the colt to stay indoors because he is talking with a lisp and I know about Diamond Tiara.I can break her legs, you know.
Receive comfort.
>>25729499
AW YEAH
>>25729531
I accept
>>25729499
>>25729499
I like the banner at the top of the page that looks like an ad. I'm like yes definitely I need that in my life right now.
>>25729395
She looks diseased.
>>25729565
It's clever afuck.
>>25729531
>>25729540
That does sound nice.
>you will never fall asleep buried under the princess' wings
>>25729531
I'll take it
>>25729499
What are you drawing?
GET IN STRAM, SHIT'S WORKIGN NOW
Ya its up
peach filly
>>25729613
>All that watemark crap
Wow way to ruin a nice pic, artist
Go sledding with Filly
And YOU, yes YOU, can be a contestant on our new show, Most Powerful Cuddler! Face off against a dozen professional horses as they try to endure the team cuddles from our faithful viewers!
>>25729676
man that filly knows where it's at
>>25729381
Is there more to this?
This looks like one of those things there are more to.
>>25729676
what a great filly
>>25729676
Nice work
>>25729676
filly should filly filly
Goodnight, dorks.
>>25729699
look up artist:braeburned, pinkie pie, gay on DB
>>25729676
Do I always have to be the sled?
Pony asks if you like her new look.
>>25729715
haveincredibly lewd, balldrainingdreams
>>25729715
sleep tight nerd
horse just learned a funny new word"benis"
>>25729726
I really like the trashy, club look on girls.
what should I do with the rest of this outfit
>>25729752
needs a tiara
>>25729752
little hoofy boots on her hind legs
>>25729760
what about a ushanka thing
353 days to go!
>>25729780
GET BACK FLIPSIDE!
>>25729790
GET BACK DOWNSIDE UP!
>>25729798
>>25729798
Anon no, remember what happened the last time she did that.
>>25729809
DO IT YOU PURPLE HORSE!
>>25729798
Downside up, you mean like ass in the air?
>>25729734
>luna will never give you multiple wet dreams every night
>>25729646
Vote For Pip!
Getting there...Well anon, don't just stand there.
>>25729827
QUICK ANON GET THE PIG!
One can only imagine the collective horrors that have been witnessed by the worldwide collection of MLP merchandise.
Someone should draw a comic where The Slutty Mare Virus ends up effecting a single mare and she spreads it to a bunch of humans, who end up being turned into slutty mares.The comic ends with them making their way to a stallion
>>25729827
she got a massive head and little itty bitty body
Princess-dom
>>25729767
works for me
>>25729859I know. I can never get the size right, but I'm working on it on the drawing now.
Vote for filly!
>>25729767
Da, this be of acceptable.
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
>>25729860
Princess can rule me hard.
>>25729821
>Luna will never sneakily slip your dreams over into the real world, one detail at a time
>you will never be unsure when the wet dream ends
Pony found your pen! It didn't work right so she filled it up with glitter ink and now it's fine!
obasanumanko
>>25729906
Plank you st-... uh. I can't stay mad at you. Stop grinning at me, you twerp.
Oh no! Dash somehow has Fluttershy's cutie mark, and now she has her talent of having a thick ass!
DERPY'S HERE
My life
My life
For a cute mare wife
>>25729906
>that wagging tail
I just want to ruffle her mane and thank her
FILLY IS ALSO HERE
Just sliiiiiide it in
>>25729941
WHAT DO YOU WANT DERPY
>>25729944
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your wife
never make a pretty pony your wife
so for my personal point of view
get an ugly pony to marry you
>>25729964
I need about $3.50
>>25729964
マグãƒãƒ—リン!!
>>25729980
Again? What do you keep spending it on?>>25729990
...never mind.
>>25729963
I would but this bad dragon lube sucks
She may be the broniest, but we love our japanese horse.
>>25730014
I'm pretty sure Luna is the broniest horse
Watch me swooce right in.
>>25730024
I love them both
>>25730027
You wouldn't dare!
How many blue ponies have you loved today?
>>25730049
http://mlpg.co/colgate/
>>25730049
That one. Several times.
>>25730027
>>25730049
I'm not actually sure, but I feel like it's a multiple of seven
>>25729980
Well it was about that time I noticed Derpy was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Pezazoic era.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25730072
sleep = 0pone
it is shitty and gay
http://orig11.deviantart.net/bcc8/f/2015/344/a/e/rarity_s_derpy_by_kitten_fluff-d9jnse4.jpg
>>25730053
Wonderful!
>>25730082
minuette is such a lovely pony
>>25730049
>>25730072
Good night, cute filly
>>25730076
What if your dreams are full of fillues?
>>25730118
Fillies*
>>25730118
>>25730129
They will turn into thousands of spiders, it's always the spiders.
Done with thing.
>mornings
>>25730145
Looks comfy
>>25730145
Thing is nice.
>>25730145
It's a good thing.
Although her legs could be longer, more slender.
>>25730149
This artist really does like sweaters and socks.
>>25730169
Who doesn't?
>>25730149
Oh wow, I love this one!
>>25730145
that's a really well-done thing
nice outfit
>>25730172
I don't.
>>25730185
>>25730145
PRAISE THE SUS
>>25730145
That is a very nice thing
>>25730191
I'd rather wear a collar.
>>25730207
Who wouldn't?
>>25730217
I wouldn't.
>>25730212
I hope Season 6 gives us an episode where Dash and Twi go to Daring Do Con and they parody pony conventions.
>>25730192
Does pony want the joj?
>>25730230
That would be pretty fun
Maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real but it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
>>25730304
>>25730308
Flutters is a tall filly
Morning already?
>>25730316
What happened to her lankyness as she grew older?
>>25730352
She lost it in the war.
>>25730352
She grew into it.
WAKE THE FUCK UP MLPG!
>>25728665
>h squared
>>25730423
Sleeping horse wake up and help me shit post.
Wake the sun
>>25730476
honestly I can't ever hear that line without thinking of pony
it fucking ruined the whole song for me
>>25730476
Christ that was awful
>>25730508
>ruined
>not made better
Please
squeak
>>25730508
Because it has the word pegasus in it?
>>25730527
Yeah, it just jars me out of the song
like I get flashbacks of all the terrible brony rap and I start expecting some chorus of 'I DON'T GIVE A BUCK' or something
>>25730533
>>25730530
> I start expecting some chorus of 'I DON'T GIVE A BUCK' or something
>>25730533
>>25730536
>I will never be turned into a girl griffon
>I will never lick Roogna paws while he licks mines
>>25730530
>RTJ making brony rap
Well, that would certainly be something
>>25730545
>Girl griffon
I think you and I both know he wants that barbed dick.
>>25730545
>you will never turn into a griffon
> last 10 mins: 4 (100.00%)
Griffon wants to talk to you about apex predator things.
She says the ponies are dumb prey animals and they will never understand.
>>25730557
>tfw hunting entire species to extinction
>tfw greater power than natural selection
>tfw irreversibly damaging any ecosystem we're placed in
feels good to be on top
>>25730549
I laughed when I posted that, but at least I still got him to draw actual griffon transformation
>>25730557
That sounds neat
Where is everyone?
>>25730563
I'm working on a design final that's due in three hours
I really shouldn't even be here right now
https://derpiboo.ru/1041821
OW
>>25730563
It's 5 am where I'm at. What are you, Australia?
tfw no pony witchhouse music
>>25730573
>tfw no pony lowercase
>tfw no pony internal bioreverb
>tfw no pony harsh noise
>>25730573
>>25730576
boy what in the sam hell are you talkin about
ONE YEAR
>>25730582
TWO YEAR
RED YEAR
BLUE YEAR
>>25730582
bobo hasbro
>>25730582
The wings will be gone in the s6 opener in 2017
fucking ponies
un-fucking ponies.
I LOVE FUCKING PONIES
regular ponies
>>25730655
Hold on, do you mean you love FUCKING PONIES or do you mean you love FUCKING PONIES
it's that moment again
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>25730560
>becoming fat, unhealthy useless blobs that get puffed out when we move a meter as a result of our dominance.
This is gonna blow up in our face one day. Natures gon' get mad and we'll be hunted down by super lions or some shit.
tfw celestia will never abduct you for nefarious purposes of unbirthing kind with her rusty womb-hook
>>25730685
yeah, but then we'll be able to fuck them before our species collapses
bleat~
>>25730686
I need a comic of Celestia unbirthing anon and rebirthing him as a filly.
Let's play a round of "how long before the derpibooru mods remove this comment?"
https://derpiboo.ru/images/1041093
>It’s a good thing racism isn’t nearly as prevalent any more.
>We used to have one race that wanted spaces all to themselves. People used to be judged based on the color of their skin.
One race blamed the other for all of their problems, regardless of whether or not the people they blamed wronged them, or if they had ever been wronged at all.
>Oh wait, we still have that, just with the races switched now. It’s just not called racism any more because reasons.
>>25730709
/utg/ pls go
>>25730722
>slapwars in the derpibooru comment section
why do you even read them
>>25730732
Same reason I like msob's art.
It makes me happy knowing how much worse other people are.
>>25730722
>derpibooru mods
Didn't one of them get super buttmad that people kept adding a "rape" tag to one of their drawings, so they deleted a bunch of the comments, locked the tags, and started threatening to ban people?
>>25730741
Yes
Derpibooru mods have 0 credibility.
Kiss the foal.
Kill the foal.
MareAnon and FillyAnon kissing.
>Today is International Mountain Day
Dammit Lyra.
marry the foal
Pony wants to sing to you all night long!
Fleur de Lis and Rarity sexually teasing Spike.
>>25730828
Oh my. How cute and arousing.
>>25730881
>No one will ever draw Mare Anon kissing other mares
>>25730833
>Why are you drawing my butt, Anon?
>>25730904
It's such a shame. They've drawn her kissing colts, though.
https://derpibooru.org/918732
https://derpibooru.org/1027231
80s night in a night club at Equestria.
>>25730556
I feel bad for the Anons from the parts of the world where ded mlpg is their prime time.
>>25730965
No shitposting at least
>>25730980
>>25730984
lol
>>25729398archaeologist at work
Body proportions are fine. I'd move head a little to the back while leaving the neck lines where they are. This way neck should begin somewhere in the middle of skull and end up being a little bit before the skull ends. Also I wonder if you don't draw your leg joints a little to high. Both front and hind legs.
Is there a pony princess of shitposting?
>>25731007
Twilight "oooohhh look at my fancy wings" Sparkle.
>>25728695
She'll lose her wings in S6.
>>25730965
Don't cry for me, I am already dead.
>>25731021
I thought she was supposed to lose her wings in the finale
>>25731015
She's a princess no more in S6.
>>25731028
No, Starlight Glimmer will take Twilight's place as a new princess in S6.
>>25730965
Where did all the people go, anyway?
no more ponies
>>25731059
They're all sleeping and having sweet dreams of inhaling Moondancer's scent.
>>25731059
The Europeans were never all that super numerous I think and when MLPG started getting a bit less active during that time they most likely moved on to other places.
And now it's just us who are left.
>>25731078
Europeans are at work/school/uni
At least i am at work so i post very sparsely.
Stallion is sorry he accidentally turned a bunch of anons into pretty mares and ended up impregnating every single last one of themexcept you
>>25731095
Well stallion can easily set it right.
>>25731079
>>25731109
So stallion is villing to put me in charge of ALL the foals?
>>25731107
What is she casting?
>>25731078
>they most likely moved on to other places.
That's just it... There's practically no place on the internet where I could find the yuropoors discussing ponies in a large enough and decent enough manner.
EQD has those early discussion posts which are generally devoid of people, /mlp/ and MLPG both slow down to a crawl (all of 4chan does, really), IIRC r/mlp stopped being relevant quite a while back, the national forums are small and hardly usable (though I approve of their efforts) and where else could you possible go for ponies?
>>25731092
It happens during holidays as well so it's not really a good counter-point. At least in my opinion.
>>25731114
If you take good care of them he might be able to turn you into a mare and give you foals of your own.
>>25731116
>>25731107
she magiced her neck away
>>25731121
Maybe people have just habituated themselves to what hours are active and don't bother coming at the hours expected to be beb.
>>25731121
>the national forums are small and hardly usable
It depends on the language, I guess
The German forum is pretty big
>>25731121
>and where else could you possible go for ponies?
Skype probably
Or IRC. I cannot find them either so I assume they are mostly in more private groups
>>25731136
>The German forum is pretty big
Which is the German one?
>>25731148
bronies.de
>>25731107
>>25731152
>shitton of sub boards for every tiny special interest
Ah yes, I remember why I hate forums. At least 4chan only splits by broad topics.
>>25731156
Did she grow wings at her hooves?
>>25731160
At least on /mlp/ there's loads of specific generals, so it's really not that different
>>25731167
Those generals are all on the same board though. I can scroll past them and directly see every thread.
On that forum I have to enter each subforum before I can see the threads.Also /mlp/ is pretty awful
>>25731074
I bet she smells like raspberries after a fresh spring rainn
>>25731163
Yes. Gotta go fast.I don't know man. I've been just doodling some shit. I had no idea where to go with this. mlpg is so slow right now that even I can keep up
>>25731175
I kind of like that you can just instantly see where to discuss something instead of having to wade through tons of trash to be honest>Also /mlp/ is pretty awfulThat's kind of a given
>>25731198
She'd be one of them, you can't deny that.
ponies wearing your clothes
Has anyone read the "Art is magic" comic issue? Is it good?
>>25731236
>comics
>good
>>25731228
>>25731252I'm actually tempted to go there next year
>>25731259Do it, I'm going too
>>25731259
Tun Sie es, Schwuchtel.
>>25731252
>>25731262
>tfw living in the middle of nowhere
>no pony cons
>>25731266
>>25731262
It's gonna be at the end of July, isn't it?
>>25731277
Yeah, the 30th and 31st, I think
>>25731281
Alright, gonna mark that down in my calendar.
>>25731274
I can relate.
The local community organizes a bus to Galacon but I would have to get to a city 60 km away by 7:44 just to get on a train which will take until 16:16 + about an hour or more (because they can't keep to the schedule for the life of them) only to get on the very bus that starts the journey to Ludwisburg.
No thanks.
>>25731308
Road trip?
>>25731308
It's roughly 4-5 hours by car for me, so probably 7-8 with public transportation.
>>25731308
>>25731319
>tfw it's about 30 minutes for me, maybe even less if I can get a new apartment by then
>>25731308
Maybe i should get a license. Driving that way from where i am sounds like a great summer adventure, actually.
>implying i will
>>25731318
Still a long-ass journey and by "local community" I meant the unified community of two entire countries which would account to about the size of MLPG spread around two states if we're talking people who actually consider going.
>>25731333
Trips compel youDo something with your life and make some friends
>>25731326
OH WOW GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE CAN ALL CRASH AT ANON'S!I have to make sure that my stay abroad ends before the end of July I guess.
>>25731341If I can get a new apartment I'll actually consider letting someone crash here
>>25731337
Why would i. Friends are not ponies.
>>25731349
>>25731359
I call dibs!Assuming I am in Germany at that point
You get transported to Equestria, but it's in the middle of the Changeling Empire. They take you as a prisoner. What do?
>>25731382
Where else would you be?
>>25728489
>>25731388In Clapistan. I need a few months of studies abroad for my stipend.
>>25731393
>ClapistanWhere?!
>>25729395
>>25731382Like I said, I need to find an apartment first
>>25731402I am not entirely sure yet but a lot of the groups I could visit are located in California, so that seems like a likely state.
>>25731410That makes sense. A lot of the study abroad programs are usually done in major metropolitan areas. Enjoy your stay. This country's fucking nuts.
>>25731228
>>25731383
Pacify the changelings with free samples
http://nekocolonthree.tumblr.com/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25731443
I don't understand
>>25731447
It's inverted.
Why is that filly shoving a colt down her dick?
Pony just wants someone who will treat her right. And also amazing at sex.
>>25731459
Must be Friday.
>>25731465
I'd be happy to give pony treats, if she behaves properly.
>>25731459
To keep him safe. Fillies are very protective about their colts.
Moondancer'ssweater
>>25731482
>>25731443
Does neko still come here?
The winter is coming, MLPG.
Will it snow where you live on Christmas?
Working on Night Gliderhttp://derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>25731513
>Will it snow where you live on Christmas?
Probably not
>>25731513
Snow is terrible and probably
Why is Rarity different?
>>25731513
Not with this El Niño.
>>25731561
The others are weird mouse-rat hybrids while Rarity is the only correct one.
>>25731563
>imply El Niño does anything damaging
On the other hand, it might fix the drought problem, for a time.
>>25731513
Unfortunately yes.
>>25731577
I live on the east coast, it's been warmer here compared to previous years.
>>25731383
>rape
>>25731513
No, I live in California.
>>25731603
>California
I am so sorry
>>25731577
Extreme droughts punctuated by extreme wetness brings its own problems.
>>25731607
It's alright, atleast it's raining right now and not hovering in the fucking 70's.
Pony needs money. She'll sell herself to you.
>>25731561
Because she's ugly.
>>25731653
Go fuck yourself
>>25731662
Rarity already does that for me.
>>25731513
Maybe. We had some snow last month, although more often than not there's no snow on Christmas.
Speaking of snow, hopefully next season will have another winter episode of some kind.
>>25731665
Are you saying Rarity forces you to fuck yourself? Does she magic up a clone of you or does she just swap your junk with hersĺ
Dash wants you to come to her workouts, even though you can't fly with her.
>>25731513
Latitude 66 deg, been slowing since october
>>25731704
we could just do something on the ground, I'm sure jogging builds up more of a sweat than flying
>>25731650
Yes, but your country is so full of Liberals.
Am I the only one who could see Spike being one of those self-proclaimed nice guys who's really a misogynistic asshole who feels entitled to women?
>>25731751
shut up
>>25731669
>Speaking of snow, hopefully next season will have another winter episode of some kind.
It's kinda funny.
We always talked about getting a new winter episode and we got Tanks for Your Memories.
At least we also got Heartbreakers to compensate.
>>25731721
>"Flying is the best thing ever, why would I not?"
>>25731762
I know it's a reference to a show, but I don't remember what the show is called.
>>25731765
I bet you couldn't even jog a mile without loosing your breath.
>>25731784
Remember that fall race?
>>25731721
dude honestly she'd be an amazing gym partner
I'd be her spotter any day
>>25731770
Fausters Home For Imaginary Friends.
Lauren Faust made it, she is some lady who isn't important to the show.
>>25731791
The race where Dash and her friend didn't do jack shit and tricked one another and the WhiteTail woods was delayed a falling of the leaves?
>>25731484
Why do I come here?
How many ponies are needed to keep a human warm during the Winter
>>25731809
Just one, ypu cut them open and shove a Jedi inside of them.
>>25731809
as a minimum: three
two if they're both pegasususes
>>25731809
all of them
>>25731809
Three
One to cuddle, one to have cuddle you, one to curl up on your feet
>>25731793
No, no, it was a show from the 80s about a hospital.
My mind is going.
>>25731792
I bet she'd have a few cute workout outfits too
>>25731831
Naked is best. You should get naked too.
>>25731821
Oh shit.
House?
I loved that show!
>>25731839
Are we going to play Leap Frog in the steam room like Rarity and all of those zebras do?
>>25731831
oh absolutelyimagine those tight clothes stretching over her taut, fit bodygym shorts are the best
>>25731809
It depends on if they're fully grown ponies or not.
>>25731856
The mayor does things to my weiner.
>>25731848
why is Rarity so bad at it?
>>25731863
what did you expect, for me to take a bath in my bathing suit?
>>25731873
She just has bad timing.
>>25731863
how can that horse be so cute
So, I stopped watching MLP at the end of season three. If I were to continue, would MLPG want my string of thoughts as I watch the other episodes for the first time?
>>25731882
She's Canadian.
>>25731906
Sure, why not. Those are always nice.
>>25731906
Yes please, I love seeing someone go through pone
>>25731906
If course not, that would give us something to do!
>>25731906
yeah those are fun
>>25731906
>fan of the fandom
consider suicide
>>25731841
>House
>80s
>>25731906
Yeah
>>25731906
>Season three.
You will die before you finish you fool.
>>25731513
>Live in Australia
>45 degrees celsius during Christmas
Ay not even water fucking exists
>>25731968
Fuck, calm down Maud.
>>25731973
Well, it is the start of the toughest period of summer for you so that's understandable.
Weird, but understandable.
>>25731984
Might need to fuck her to burn all that energy.
KF2 is on free weekend.
>>25732058
Your mom is on free weekend
Fluttershy needs cuddles
>>25732060
I sure hope his mom is a pone
>>25732086
what if you were raised by ponies
>>25732097
I would have lots of friends.
>>25732097
Then I wouldn't be an alcoholic.
>>25732097
I'd probably have a career.
>>25732058
I hate playing co-op with MLPG or 4chan because I'm bad and I'm always afraid people will make fun of me
>>25732097
I'd probably try to fuck my parents
>>25732104
you don't know that
at least pony alcoholism is innocent though, I suppose
>>25732128
>Innocent.
Until she beats her filly half to death.
>>25732104
>>25732131
Please do not defame the drunk pone
>>25732131
Pls oppp is a responsible mother that would never hurt her foal
>>25732128
How cute, she brings multivitamin juice to the wedding.
>>25732144
She just wants to make sure Cranky is getting his juice so he can fuck a baby into his bride.
>>25732155
>>25732153
mwwah!
>>25732153
SHALALALALABYOHBY
>>25732153
really cute
Now what?
>>25732222
Sweetie Belle, Scootallo, and Applebloom finding a copy of Backdoor Sluts 9.
>>25732222
Anon cuddling with the bird horse.
I want to cuddle trixie lulamoon and starlight glimmer.
>>25732238
>>25732222
Treehugger sniffing Moondancer or anon
>>25732222
spike riding moondancer
>>25732238
Why are they going through Rarity's home movies?
>>25732289
>Rarity
>watching dreck like Backdoor Sluts 9
Anon please, she's a true connoisseur
>>25732296
she's in that one and the eight that came before it
>>25732289
That obviously belongs to Applejackor Mac
>>25732388
Maybe.They were all in the ninth one.
>>25732153
Oh no, ponies heard you will kiss anyone!
>>25732397
AB and Sweetie must be pretty excited to learn their siblings are movie stars
Kinda want that Ponk and Daapi
>>25732433
I want that Discord
and that Twily
And that Chrysalis
And that DJ horse
Fuck, I want them all
>>25732115
I'm shit too, which is why I play support classes. But usually the game is just an excuse to get together. It eventually becomes background noise to just hanging. Also, if the people you are playing with keep putting you down for not being as skilled as them, then stop playing with them.
>>25732433
Why do they have Rarity listed twice?
>>25732433
I like the Vinyl, Derpy and Chrysalis.
>>25732433Source?
>>25732433
>>25732457
http://www.welovefine.com/feature/chibis.html
>>25732461
Thanks
Rarara and Twily don't look so great anymore when you can see them in more detail. The rest is pretty neat though.I want them to do the princesses
>>25732461
Hnggggggg
>>25732433
>does not include applejack figure
why? I want the mane 6.
>>25732460
Come on look at her is the bestone.
>>25732461
>tfw I'm all out of money from buying plushies and gifts
>>25732529
Well I mean, technically it also doesn't include Fluttershy, only Flutterbat.
I love how the chibis were initially supposed to be sold in shitty random packs, people on EQD raised a voice and WeLoveFine changed it to the current and non-BS scheme.
>>25732541
People let Funko get away with it.
>>25732115
as long as you don't play with krabb or highwind, you're good
>>25732541
Random packs are the worst shit for stuff like that - even offers like Discord being set exclusive are infinitely better.
So I am glad they changed iteven though I probably wont get any of them anyway since shipping is so expensive
>>25732433
I wanna hotglue that Flutterbat.
>>25732058
I already have it, It's finally fun once you unlock some perks
>>25732572unf
>>25732461
>this becomes the art style for the new MLP spinoff
How are feeling about this hypothetical situation?
yes hello was i banned for something ridiculous again
testing testing
>>25732607
I don't know, for a figurine it looks alright but I think for a show those proportions are too far off. Still better than anything pre-FiM though.
>stallion is limping along
>see an ice pack pulled up underneath his tail
>he spots you. A sudden look of desperation comes over his face
>he says that he's sure he's twisted one of his... well...
>and you've got hands! You might be able to feel around and carefully untwist it for him!
>He offers you a small bag of Bits if you help him out
Do you?
>>25732607
It's alright, never was into the whole chibi thing
>>25732633
No, take him to a fucking doctor.
You'll just make it worse.
>>25732617
for what, stramming?
>>25732633
Testicular torsion is a serious problem. Didn't you ever watch the Venture Bros?
>>25732617
let me guess
you were banned for blatant shitposting or something else obviously against the rules but will insist you were making quality posts
>>25732633
I'm really not qualified for that
>>25732633
you..twisted your balls?
>>25732658
no
i posted something 'vaguely anthro' even though the exact creatures are on the show
>>25732638
>>25732660
>He says that Dark Lord Nobama has made his healthcare completely unaffordable
>He's only got about 10 Bits and can't afford another Dr's bill
>Stallion spins around, then points to one of his... yeah.
>He says he thinks its that one, but you'll have to feel around to be sure. He's in so much pain he can't tell which one is causing the problem.
>>25732649
>>25732667
>He nods, saying that he's worried that if he doesn't get help soon, it'll cause permanent damage
>>25732681
Go to a fucking doctor
>>25732668
I got banned twice for posting iron will in the past
I feel ya
>>25732593
It's really fun if you actually talk to your team instead of everybody doing their own thing.
>>25732649That episode aired the day before I had to have surgery for testicular torsion. I always wish it came on just a little sooner
>>25732697
>deliberately post risque material
>nothing
>throw in a non-horse gif during regular horse discussion without thinking about it
>temp ban for non-pony
>>25732734It feels like the moderation has gotten so much worse on every board I go to
>>25732751It is the natural development of all "authorities". At some point unsuited people get into it and since they are unsuited for it, they will show shit behavior like making sure that their equally unsuited friends also get some positions.
>>25732776
touch the grumpy horse
>>25732788
>>25732776
I want to cuddle that angry, grump pone. I want to make her call me names but also enjoy cuddling at the same time, which will kind of confuse her emotionally but in a good way.
>Why don't you boop me anymore Anon?
>>25732827
You got so wrapped up with your autobooper I thought you didn't want me anymore.
>>25732827
there's another filly
>>25732827
ButI've never booped before.
>>25732847
>booping random mares left and right like animals
Disgusting. I'm glad I never let my pony leave home without protection.
>>25732827
Well, to be honest, you make all these weird... noises... when I was booping you. It made me feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry, but I have to draw the line atsqueeing
Best MLP moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYYSfYAyCRk
>>25732893
>EQG
>best MLP moment
I'm not even going to open that
>>25732893
>EqG
Pony is pretty sure she's never heard of this kind of booping... and she thought she was a booping expert. Are you certain this is actually a type of boop?
>>25732918
stop asking so many boopin questions
>>25732913
Get the fuck away from me and my pony wife, Dash
Ponies are like the wind. You only feel then when they're moving.
>>25732952
>I'm not your pony waifu?
>>25732913
uh...what?
do I know you, miss?
>>25732987
Can we stop by the Lesser Beyond first?
>>25732987
I'll just pick deathhorse up by his hood and boop him
>>25733001
you are now dead
>>25733007
Boop him again
>>25732959
No.
Go away.
>>25733007
Well, considering deathhorse visited me I was already dead
But at least now I'm dead and have established dominance over deathhorse
>>25732992
Oh, I think I needed something from Bed Bath and Beyond, too.
>>25733022
I hope you remembered your coupon
>>25733014
>>25733045
Excuse me sir. How much for that little filly in the window?
>>25733044
You can't just make death threats all willy nilly, Dash
>>25733053
You think you can afford a filly?
>>25733065
Some people give them out for free.
>>25732987>I only found out about the series after Pratchett's death.
>The only thing I've read is a comic story timed on /co/.
>>25733044
OI WAIFU
LET'S PLAY A GAME
>>25733079
Don't sweat it. I think it's a very good series with consistent quality for how long he was writing it, with only some fumbling beginnings and a (sadly, given the circumstances) bit of a wind-down at the very end. Well worth the time to read it all.
>>25733081
>>25733100
Is it wrong that I think Minuette looks really cute on her white mane dominant side?
>>25733100
>now that colgate has reached the foreground they had to make her mane logical
it looks so fucking weird
>>25733079
You're talking about pic related right? It never finished did it?
>>25733081
is it like Guess Who? or more like Clue?
>>25733106
Minuette is cute from all sides.
>>25733106
I think it is too anon
>>25733117
She's so cute oh my god
>>25733117
I want to put babies into this pony
>>25733169
Anon you aren't a pony you cant do that.
Minuette: best Season 5 waifu or best Series waifu?
>>25733199
That's not Starlight or Limestone
Did you think about her today?
Which humanpone would like walking around bottomless the most?
>>25733213
yes
>>25733179
Guys please help there is a Colgate in my room but I cannot tell which one she is.. she's telling me that she's the helpful one, but she looks rapey... what do I do?
>>25733213
All day
>>25733221What did you think about?
>>25733217
You can't fool me AJ, that's not a pony!
>>25733216
Fluttershy, in the comfort of her own home.
Or Dash.
>>25733227
Ask her a question that only the helpful one would know.
>>25733267
I'd think Rainbow, too. Especially during napsin public.
>>25733268
Like what?! Directions to the library? How fluffy a chest tuft should be and if it needs to be covered up at certain events? What do I ask!??
Oh god, she's starting to talk and get closer... guys, please! Help!!
Good horse to you gentlemen
I believe we could use some more tiny colorful equines
>>25733291
Just stop moving
Ponies can only see motion
>>25733291
Ask if she wants some fuck.
>>25733294
no
you will get uncolorful equines
>>25733310
They are pretty great too
>>25733294
Have some cute mares.
Cute PEGASUS mares.
boop
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
WHAT DID YOU GET IN YOUR ADVENT CALENDARI got some socksGod knows I need them
>>25733310
>>25733324
They are pretty ok. All the pones are cute
However, cute EARTH PONY stallions are the cutest of them all.
>>25733337
Nothing
>>25733230
>she will never yell at your dick
>>25733337
What's an Advent Calendar? Does that have to do with Final Fantasy VII?
>>25733337
I forgot to open my advent calendar today and left it at the dorms...
>mfw
>>25733337
Snowman.
>tfw I got two of my days mixed up and had to knowingly eat the wrong day's chocolate
>>25733309
...I didn't have to... because she wanted the fuck.It was the rapey one. I'm tied down to the bed and using my Nuance Dragon Speech-To-Text software to type this message from across the room before she gets back from 'sprucing up'. She said she's going to rape me until I love her. Send the police.
>>25733330
>>25733337
>WHAT DID YOU GET IN YOUR ADVENT CALENDAR
>>25733337
I don't have an advent calendar.
>>25733330
shit this is great cheshire
Have you guys ever seen (or had) one of those pony advent calendars?
They're basically the basic vectors plastered over a HWE theme.
What could possibly go on these if the company behind them gave it an old fashioned try?
Bonus points for chocolate ideas.
Maybe cutie marks?
>>25733377
>Send the police
No. It sounds like you have a good lesson to learn.
>>25733330
Bonbon doesn't look too happy about it
>>25733377
getting raped by a cute mare sounds like a dream come true. Congrats!
>>25733396
I don't have the stamina for this. She wont stop humping, never stops
Hi Anohgod shes backready for round two?
I like rapey mares. A lot. I wish a mare would kidnap me and keep me in her sex dungeon.
choose your kidnapper: starlight glimmer or trixie lulamoon
I hope Season 6 reveals the character's full names.
>>25733239Waking up before she does, spooning, her sexy bits pressed against me.
>>25733454
>>25733454
>>25733454
Thinking about ponies and ponies.
>>25733429
Glimmer.