Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Cutie marks are occasionally altered by magic, but how do they work when circumstances are drastically changed? The Cutie Mark Crusaders found their own marks figuring out suitable interpretations that the owners hadn't really considered, and the mess with Star Swirl's incomplete spell had the affected ponies not really fitting the roles they presumed their marks prescribed for them. So despite the circumstances marks generally appear in, they don't dictate a single path. It's something that might be hard to compare notes on, though - most ponies seem comfortable in the roles they find, so one might need to be able to see alternate timelines to really track how differently a single mark describes the same pony.With spells on time travel and cutie marks, was Star Swirl looking into this kind of research?
>>25721372
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Is it time to impregnate the ponies?
I think it is.
>>25724696
Fucckin christ you are so damn fast that I didn't even managed in the same thread.
HAT WAS TOO BIG.
One out of four pony prefer boop.
ONE YEAR
glimmermouse in the 'only equal mice' hole
>>25724755
awww man and a cute twimouse too
>>25724758
quiet you
FlyingSaucer being turned into astallion's griffon girlfriend
I hate Russians so much bros.
>all these rodents
>>25724755
wow!!!!!!
Give me foals
Or give me death
>>25724818
oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
What if Starlight is a main character in S6?
>>25724827
you're right!
>>25724818
is it
a peanut
I want to be turned into a slutty mouse.
>this thread
>>25724818
pink and purple is my jam
>>25724848
who put this foal in charge of soul reaping
>>25724848
hello death can you help me find necropone
she didn't show up to our halloween party
>>25724848
Are there foals in the great beyond?
>>25724848
Death shouldn't be this cute
You know what would be great nobby? If you drew Diamond Dog Anon kissing Wereity while Twilight calling them "a couple of dumb slutty bitches"
daapi
>>25724864
Skeletons, succubus fillies and incubus colts.
Pony used charisma as a dump stat.
>>25724873
>>25724873
that pony is ludicrously cute
>>25724827
>little pony angrily looking up at you and demanding you make foals with her
>>25724879
pony is a wizard, she doesn't need charisma.
unlike paladin pony
she has all the charisma
Sure let's not forget about background characters
>>25724864
no, foals are only in the Lesser Beyond
>>25724905
Send me to the lesser beyond then.
Pretty please.
>>25724898
I forgot that someone else had been drawing mice before nobby started shitposting
>>25724898
I want to feed her apple flavored cheese
>>25724898
yeehowdy
Na na nana na na~
>>25724852
>instantly hear the oompa loompa whistle
Please stop inviting the ponies over for movie night. They know you plan to touch their butts.
please do not touch
japanese mouse
>>25724895
Filly Paladin is gonna get The Ashbringer in Legion.
>>25724953
If they don't like it, they can stop coming.
>>25724953
Fine, I'll just chill alone.
>>25724967
>>25724999
It's not that they don't like it, they just want you to be up front about it. Butt touch and pizza night would be okay.
>>25724818
What is in the box?!
>>25725009
why are you slandering my mousefu like this
why do you hate me nobby
>>25725002
That sounds like a good night.
>>25725009
For some reason I like that Dash.
>>25725009
Why is Rarity Master Splinter?
>>25725009
hahaha
<- Pony General
>>25725009
>What is in the box?!
Cheese!
>>25725009
I want to feed Mousey Pie little bits of cheese while I scratch her tummy and watch her tiny mouse toes wiggle.
>>25725038
>Pony General
>General
I'm sad
Your filly is nowa teenager.
<- Pony Generally
>>25725069
Don't be sad Sassaflash
you are a pony
>>25725071
I'll teach filly how to be a slutty teen
>>25724964
filly paladin cant use a sword that big
>>25725077
So she's a pony most of the time but not all the time?
>>25724898
which pony became a highly successful comfort pony in the sombra timeline?
>>25725116
I think I remember avoiding looking at scenes like that when I was a kid because I didn't want my family to think I would grow up screwed up. I wish I'd looked when I was alone.
>>25725122
No question.
>>25725122
pinkie pie and rarity
they became a breeding horse for more crystal ponies
their top half was through a wall with their legs tied down while soldiers pumped them full of baby juice
>>25725009
Celestia and Luna mice when?
>>25725125
>I will never be turned into a anthro filly and fucked by zebras.
>>25725125
I too prefer smaller cocks.
>>25725077
that is a good pony
>>25725085
>Sassaflash
The same pone in ancient Egyptian garb. Your argument is valid.
>>25725125
Full please.
>>25725178
Don't you have any idea how happy horse butts make people anonymous? Especially Sassabutt?
I want to be a cock -obsessed slut.
>>25725179
https://derpibooru.org/635122
Bonus: https://derpibooru.org/756157
>>25725125
No wonder Zecora has that smile on her face that can only be removed with an industrial laser.
>>25725125
>bugchasing
>>25725178
you have no idea how badly I want to use both hands on that
So whats this i hear about a new full length pony movie?
>>25725205
what do you have against changelings who have a predator/prey fetish
>>25725194
More Sassaflash is required:
>>25725211
>full length pony
As opposed to a half-length pony.
>>25725197
I want to be turned into a slutty diamond dog and bent over a table and fucked by a hung zebra.
>>25725216
You wish shall be granted, anonymous
Hugyour past self.
>>25725217
just saying what i heard
>>25725218
tatzlpone best pone
>>25725205
Wha?
>>25725217
>Blitz getting offended by the other ponies laughing at it
>Bubble Berry getting offended by his friend getting offended by laughter
>>25725225
no, because i know enough about time travel that doing stupid shit like that would end existence
>>25725252
Everypony knows that all jungleponies are infested with tons of stds.
>>25725077
I want to hot glue her
>>25725223
Hugs & kisses
>>25725252
STDS don't exist in Equestria, stupid.
>>25725133
Watch it now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IctxaCPqw
>>25725297
they do for zebras in zebra lands
Who left the basement door unlocked again....
>>25725290
bench cuddles
>>25725252
he's saying zebras = stds
which is retarded because this is equestria
>hi Anon, what are we gonna do today?
>>25725314
What badges are you still missing?
I drew a thingI haven't drawn in more than a year
>>25725319
the human killing badge
>>25725306
Yeah like I'm going to take the word of some guy that's never even fucked a magical horse.
>>25725241
I would like a comic where a Taztlpony ends up turning everyone in ponyville into tatzlepony's, even Anon.
>>25725332
hellooooo maud
>>25725303
god why did I scroll down to the comments
>>25725332
Needs bigger eye brows
>>25725332
Is good thing.keep it up!
>>25725009
>>25725341
>implying i didn't
I wonder if Celestia put her up to this.
>>25725389
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come and join the Friendship Party
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25725312
Hugs!
>>25725380
>>25725380
Is it pinkie pie?
>>25725380
Heeeere we go
>>25725389
>friendship clop
>>25725384
Prove it
>>25725397
HUGS
>>25725389
>Friendship Clob
WHAT
>>25725380
I CAN'T WAIT
>>25725426
Ponies are known to spell things a little weird.
>>25725436
EXCLUSIEI
>>25725439
That's also a good one.
>>25725451
I forgot how badass that Mare Do Well poster was
>>25725468
You made me remember I have the silly pony written language in a separate folder.
Unfortunately between yours and mine we have everything interesting covered I think.
What if pony was anime?
>>25725380
>>25725514
Is it a Mary
>>25725488
Well gags and puns don't count, like with the Princess Celest sign. There are also a number of horse puns that wouldn't be very punny in a language that isn't English
>>25725400
>>25725403
>>25725404
>>25725434
>>25725514
you're right!
>>25725539
So she's her own present.lame
>>25725539
Surprise! The real gift was friendship all along!
"Dang. I was hoping for some cheese." says Twilight Sparkle
>>25725539
>Rarity: you no take candle!
>>25725539
is zecora a squirrel or a vole or some other mouse-like rodent
>>25725539
>that filename
hue
>>25725539
You really hat Rarity, huh?
>>25725539
So everyone is mice except for Rarirat?
>>25725532
>Gags and puns don't cont
I don't know...
>Like the Princess Celest sign
Yeah, alright, that doesn't count.
I think horse puns could still work in a pony language though. The word "pony" being in all their pronouns might seem wrong to use by other species speaking their language so there's filthy species-neutral pronouns used by foreigners.
The idea that they're obsessed about their identity as ponies is cute and also probably some kind of nationalist thing. Maybe it was started by the sisters or the three tribes as a way to give the different types of ponies a shared identity.
>>25725539
IT'S A PARTY!
>>25725552
>>25725595
Joke's on you, my hand's fake. And made of chocolate.
>>25725595
no court would convict her
>>25725595
poke her tummy
>>25725608
Just like RD and her terrorist attacks. Twilight's friends probably all have immunity
derpicdn.net/img/2015/12/9/1040070/large.gif
Holy shit Tiarawhy out-did himself.
>>25725351
>Watching a horse shitting (don't judge)
>One comment
>"Yummy"
>His name is "Excited Fur"
man.
>You will never fuk a horse
Mice are gross
>>25725576
no, that's stupid
>>25725647
>You will never fuk a horse as another horse
>>25725650
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25725658
Rei more horse on woman when
>>25725638
Why is Twilight slowly undulating?
Is she some kind of purple sea anemone?
>>25725658That was a pretty unf deathclaw
Colt should colt colt.
>>25725647
>You will never fuck human Sunset Shimmer
>You will never tell her to neigh while going balls deep pony style and pulling on her hair
Throw in a bridal and my dick is ready.
>>25725667
Eventually.
>>25725675
>Bridal
>ywn marry Sunset Shimmer
>>25725650
Oh no her mane is going to be infested!
>>25725668
She has Starlight in her balls.
>>25725680
Shit.
I always get those two mixed up.
>>25725681
Just like her cunny!
>>25725650
ZECORA DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR THIS
>>25725638
Most people here have 4chan X and probably have that filtered stuff like Cock Vore.
But I haven't, because I like all vore.
>>25725658What about being turned into a horse and getting fucked by a horse?
>>25725696
>cunny
>>25725677
THE DUBS HAVE FORETOLDIs that Glimmer going to glimmer? Looks like great potential for anime magic sparkles
>>25725670
Let me guess, it was humanized, facing slightly left or right of the camera, with her arms behind her back and her stupid tits shoved way too far forward.
>>25725670
Woah, yeah
There really should be more of that
>>25725710
No, it was a Deathclaw
>>25725699
>>25725710
>look mommy, i posted it again!
>>25725722
DAMMIT NOBBY
>>25725722
OH NO
>>25725722
Man, it's a good thing Mouseponk is made of bubblegum.
>>25725714
http://guoh-art.tumblr.com/image/133650817023
It's nice that there are artists that are drawing deathclaws as deathclaws and not as a giant anime humans with spikes.
>>25725722
>Nobby has a giantess crush fetish.
>>25725738
Lizards don't have tits.
>>25725677
That pony can compete with Rara with that mane of hers
>>25725677
which pony is haughtier: glimhorse or trixie
>>25725751
Glimmer had world domination plans, trixie is just a jerk
Not counting the amulet because that thing controls brains
>>25725677
nice
very nicewhat a smug horse
I wish I had tits.
>>25725729
you're right!
>>25725739
I'm going to slap you
>>25725758
Too bad Trixie had better motivation than Starlight.
>>25725722
ZECORA THANKS FOR DEALING WITH THE MONSTER THAT WAS PURSUING THE PINK MOUSE
>>25725762
but a pony would look weird with tits
>>25725763
>why aren't you drawing
>>25725763
MY GOD SHE IS AN ABOMINATION!
>>25725738
Yeah, guoh is great, but still less than a whole page on e621 is pathetic
Filly wants to wear human clothes and do human things all day.
>>25725798
did she finish her filly reports first?
>>25725798
She can have my job then.
I'll stay home, sitting naked on the floor playing with horse blocks and coloring all day.
https://e621.net/post/show/776901
Wow it's as shit as I was expecting.
You'd think a 31 year old virgin would have grown out of his shit taste.
>>25725763
quick, craft that bubble gum mess into a bird!
>>25725773
Am I a pony?
>>25725822
unf
>>25725738
The best kind of monster girl is a monster that just happens to have tits and or a pussy..
Angrboda and Cashier drew really unf Deathclaw TF
>>25725763
oh no
oh please no
quick, form it into a pony shape
oh god why's the face on the flank
>>25725822
unf
>>25725303
It's different when you're young. I want the memory of having seen it. Still, I should watch the whole thing again, maybe with my cousin. But oh god what if he turns into a furry it's bad enough he apparently really likes wolves this could turn so badly
>>25725762
So do I.
>>25725822
>implying this isn't unf
>>25725833
are you not?
remember when Fluttershy
>>25725833
Yes. Now show me dem pone tiddies.
>>25725834
>>25725839
>>25725848
Nice meme /)
>>25725850
I don't think I'll ever forget that
>>25725850
queefed it?
Yeah, she tends to do that a lot.
>>25725850
Was cute? Like all the time
Fluttershy >>>>>>> Pinkie Pie
>there are people here who aren't ponies
>they aren't even girls
You lowly, sad pricks don't know how good it is.
>>25725877
Pokum Pao = Flimcashi
>>25725867
Serious case of bad opinions there
>>25725883
if females have multiple orgasms and dash is the fastest female, how many orgasms can she have in a minute
>>25725883
What if I'm a dog?
>>25725899
And so, sexmatics were invented.
>>25725883
Rub it in, why don't you.
How has your time on 4chan affected you?
>>25725849
>>25725853
This is the best day ever!
>>25725822
actually I'd think whatever the hell kind of creature you are would grow out of this tired repeated shitposting about artists, but I guess that's wishful thinking
>>25725924
I've masturbated to more lizards than I thought possible
>>25725835
But monster girls implies shit like Monster Musume and MonsterGirlQuest, which are fucking terrible.
>>25725929
Forgot my pic.
>>25725936
Report and ignore anon, don't give attention
>>25725763
oh no
shes really the thing
>>25725939
>that fucked anatomy
>>25725938
If that's what you think, then you've already let Japan and the casuals win
Monstergirls should just be girl monsters
>>25725970
But man is the real monster...
>>25725962
How dare you, Derpy is a beautiful angel!
nobby is a dork
I want Derpy's fat butt to rest on my face.
>>25725992
>>25725995
I want to wrestle Derpy and lose.
>>25725924
I'm very cynical
I'm not easily disgusted
I give criticism before praise
I'm unapologetic
I'm a perv
I like pears over apples
>>25726003
I want to put her over as the company's top star and give her a lengthy World Title run.
>>25726016
>>25726000
>nobby shows us how large his dick is
nobby is a donk
>>25725970
That is how I see it. Girl Monster is a better term for it since it's just fucking anime girl with monster parts. I find it funny that these fags wouldn't fuck a snake, but if there was an anime girl attract to that snake, it's okay because there is an anime girl on that snake body.
>>25725995
RIP anon's face
>>25725924
I've probably wasted a thousand hours a year here since 2011.
Most of the latter years here.
>>25726052
You're not a pony.
>>25726042
>the ponies will never wear lewd skirts
>>25726064
>Ponies will never wear Pip-Boys
>>25726042
>maybe if I force fallout shit people will like me
lol
>>25726030
>>25726071
suddenly a cute donk
>>25726068
Good
>>25726042
That's cute.
>>25726076
Pip-Boys are cute.
And oh-so useful.
>>25726071
Don't be such an ass.
nobby is a nobodyand he smells
>>25726042
It's funny but they weren't really her friend? Did they kiss and make up in the end? I only watched it like 1.5 times. They were all bitches. Hot bitches but bitches.
Also that's not a fucking pip boy on her arm, it's the inside of her sleeves. Why would she be wearing two?
Yes I'm kind of mad.
>>25726080
I could go for a po' boy right about now
>>25726071
ROSE?
>>25724734
Just so you know, Comic #37 is coming up next week in case you want to add it to the OP isaac.
>>25725995
I see those muffins go to all the right places.
>>25726091
That just makes me want them more.
>>25726093
Rose is ded, fucking a panda, an hat us
>>25726099
Hell yes.
>>25726111
n-no
not the panda
stop posting anthro
>>25726099
>>25726113
Personhorse a shit
>>25725962
Yes, I would fuck that anatomy: >>25725939
>>25726118
is this anthro
>>25726118
*horse-girl noises intensify*
>>25726099
>>25726113
Oh boy super exaggerated tits, how original
PONECRAFT WHEN?
>>25726118
Fuck you.
>>25726109
What if they bullied you because you were the new kid at school? What if they kept pushing you to see what they could get you to do?
Dappi'sHypersensitiveNipples
>>25726113
Human Derpy in stockings & high heels? All of my muffins...!
Huh.Where should we go if it dies for real?
>>25726150Fornicate thou.
Luna gently picking you up and wrapping you in a blanket
Luna gently smiling as she holds and supports you
Luna gently moving you in a cradle of her own hooves
Luna softly singing to you
Luna brushing your mane with one of her hooves
Luna smiling as her small colt son drifts into a quiet snooze
>>25726158
Are theypiercedas well?
>>25726165
Well I Never!
>>25726094
Gotcha.
>>25726177
>No
>This does not expand orchard
>>25726163
http://mlpg.co/
>>25726154
I shove each and every one of them into individual lockers.
>>25726099
>>25726113
>>25726160
All the right curves in all the right places
>>25726154
Even the worst Crystal Prep girl is worth it.
>Hearing the truth about Tank makes RD so mad that
>she tries to turn all of Ponyville/Cloudsdale into her own personal winter-free safe space
How did this episode get greenlit?
>>25726118
Is this anthro?:
Why do they call it anthro?
Because it makes me anTHROW up!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>25726163
I HAVE to believe Hiroyuki is just fucking with us when he writes posts with this kind of English. It's hilarious either way but it's even funnier if he's playing up the clueless foreigner bit and we're all falling for it.
We'll have to swim to the sub if the ship goes down for good.
I don't know how long we'll survive there though.
>>25725751
Trixie easily. It's her job to be haughty and smug. Showbiz is a rough place, man.
>>25726163
I love Hiro, it's like were on some wild ride now and you just say fuck it and lean back.
>>25726212
The Rainbow Dash one seems least attractive to me
>filly
>>25726225
i like hooooooorse
>>25726218
Hard to tell. It's either a messed up pony, or anthro
>>25726225
Are her hips a rough place
>>25726225
Trixie did nothing wrong in Boast Busters
>>25726244
Sheboastedtoo much.
>>25726094
>That whole fucking siege of the crystal empire arc.
Christ what a retarded shitshow. Fucking Sombra had an entrance to the umbrums prison, right there in his basement. Obviously because the writers just don't give a shit.
>"Wait. How do the umbrums get out for the big final battle? Eh whatever, there's a door Sombra opens to let them out. Fuck it."
>>25726229
She's basically a less shitty version of Lightning Dust. What's not to like?
>>25726225
>trixie will never pout at you
>>25726229
I don't understand your joke.
>>25726244
Even in Magical Duel she was corrupted. Rainbow Dash was more of a villain in this last season
Filly wants to come over to netflix and chill.
>>25726247
>>25726252
Use this for comparison >>25726091. She has the worst eye and head shape. She's cute in those pictures you posted though
>>25726268
But I haven't paid for Netflix in months.
>>25726221
>Waldork & Twatler have to laugh at their own 'jokes'
>Because nobody in the audience is
>'Anthro' being the nearest soft target
>Cartoon with sentient horses doing human things
Warner Bros cartoons in the 1950s. Your argument is invalid.
>>25726268
Plug the filly to the TV and stream movies to her.
Someone draw Anon being turned into a pretty pegasus mare.
>>25726268
I don't have netflix
>>25726268
I know this is black twitter filtering into the rest of the Internet but for some reason I imagine Filly was acting like a white douche instead. Basically Guy Fieri. Douche glasses and gelled neon yellow hair and trying to be aggressively hip because she thinks it'll help her get laid.
Fillies can get away with stupid shit because it's cute.
>>25726295
Fillies don't think about getting laid, Anon.
>>25726256
>>25726127
I'd ride you like a motherfucking motorbike all day and night.
>>25726280
Well, they'd laugh at your jokes, but you'd have to tell some first!
Pony stabs you with its stinger, then skitters out of the room on its ten digitigrade legs, honking and trumpeting.
What an odd pony.
>>25726300
They do if they don't know what it means and think everyone else is doing it.
>>25726304
He learned from the best.
Filly is calling you daddy jokingly again.
The Gorgeous and Sexable Trixie.
She's extremely fuckable in those stockings.
>>25726310
...are you treated for pony venom?
>>25726320
It'd be kind of hot if it was in public. Might help me pick up some mares.
I'd pay her back in candy.
>>25726223
>I HAVE to believe Hiroyuki is just fucking with us
Do not trust this man
>>25726326
Would smash until my dick wore off.
>>25726326Purple clothes are better on her.
>>25726310
Eh, I'd hug it.
>>25726326
I can't help but think she'd turn to spaghetti if someone was actually interested in her.
Ponies are basically dogs.
>>25726342
Well, you saw her at the end of the episode where she came back. Total sperg because senpai noticed her.
>>25726310equines are unguligrade
>>25726307
No Anon, they are the jokes.
And then >>25726307 died on his arse on stage.
>>25726342
What are those edits called? I like them a lot and I've seen quite a few different ones but I never fond out its name.
>>25726352
>>25726342
We need more tsundere horses.
>>25726342
I love these
>>25726362
probably something along the lines of "not executing unpleasant actions towards your fictional wife infographic"
people should really start putting some sort of title on these things
>>25726362
>What are those edits called?
cute
>>25726246
It's not out of nowhere, since they set up several times before
PONY IS FOR SAD
>>25726388
damn i'm blind. Better get new contact lenses..
>>25726394
>Mentioning how bright her stars are compared to the ones back home
>>25726346
But horse are dumber than dogs.
>>25726405
GET BACK IN THE TRASH
>>25726405
No anon nooo
>>25726418
I bet pony has a sweet setup in her trash home
>>25726394
my heart is tingling
also my dick
I think we need another thread mascot.
>>25726431
I thought for a moment that she got booped so hard that the hoof hit the back of the skull
>>25726418
>>25726422
>>25726431
I vote dragon
This thread could use more cute dragons
>>25726431
Strong filly IS the new one
>>25726439
>>25726410
Oh god I need to seen edit with that
>>25726439
Quest objectives:Survive.
>>25726395
They had to travel a long way, out into the frozen wasteland, to get to that crystal thing Radient Hope was using to enter the umbrums prison.
Then in a single page at the end of comic #3, Sombra reveals there's a door to the prison. And he could have opened it at any time but didn't because... reasons.
>>25726447weaverdraw cute ponies and stuff
>>25726462
That's Nobby you idiot
>>25726457
>>25726461
Sombra is MLP's Lich King. So powerful he needs to become retarded to keep the plot going.
http://i.imgur.com/cHfH64W.jpgnot really pony, but you guys were talking about it earlier
>>25726465
actually that wasn't even me
>>25726365
More Trixie being sexy in high heels is required:
>>25726471
Hah gaaaaaaaaay
>>25726489
UNF
>>25726492
How do pony heels even work
Pony: "What's a way-fu?"
Pony shows up to your doorstep drunk.
>>25726497
well, yeah
>>25726489
unf
>>25726489
Oh god, unf.
>>25726513
i don't even know
they're already standing on the equivalent of their toenails
what i want to know is why do high heels make my dick hard
what if maud was pinkie-like
would you still love her
>>25726489
jesus fuck unf
>>25726553
yes
she looks pretty cute happy
>>25726533
>what i want to know is why do high heels make my dick hard
Because Bettie Page. Goddess in fuck-me heels:
see this
what do
>>25726295
STRAM
>>25726568
adjust my mods
>>25726553
It just looks so weird. I don't know what to do when confronted with it.
>>25726489
oh jeez
>>25726533
The human equivalent of Rarity exists: Dita Von Teese
>>25726311
I bet MLPGcon would actually end up with literal Netflix and chillDoes Netflix still have pone?
>>25726568
>rape
>>25726585
Didn't they just put S5 on there?
Colt hypnotized your filly and is making her do his bidding.
>>25726581
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
>>25726571
oh filly
>>25726585
>bunch of fat and dyel men cuddling with pone on
>the one 12 year old girl yelling how rainbow dash is a cunt
>>25726585
WHO WAS PONE?
Pony is purring. She wants up on your lap.
Imagine being this rad.
>>25726578
hmm yes.
There's a distinct lack of horsecock poking out from under those skirts.
pony
>>25726621
I take of my pants and grab a bottle of lap-lube™
>>25726599
Kill him
>>25726567
>>25726584
why can't i stop thinking about doing stuff to these women's feet
Anybody wanna play some Tabletop Simulator?
https://derpiboo.ru/995043
>>25726568
Wonder why I'm using V.A.T.S.
>>25726621
i hope pony doesn't mind the fact that i have a huge boner right now
for those of you with cats
is it weird when they sit in your lap when you have a boner
>>25726624
i want headphones with pictures of pie on the side
I am so hungry I could eat a filly.
>>25726684
When does this ride end? I have to use the toilet.
Your other pony wants on your lap too. She's jealous that her favorite spot is already taken.
>>25726678
How bout Pizza Pie?
>>25726667
They don't care/notice
>>25726690
Get your mind out of the gutter, Sweetie.Vore is a shit fetish
How do I train my fillies to go outside?Should I block 4chan on the router?
>>25726698
Tie up her wings and throw her out the window
>>25726698
lie down on the floor and let ponies smother me
Filly asks you to tone down your boners. She wants to watch the movie and it's uncomfortable to have it poking her butt.
>>25726699
DID YOU SAY PEETZER?
>>25726698
>not having a pony on each knee
>>25726571
God damn it.
I love it.
>>25726652
Adagio Dazzle in fuck-me heels. Stockings included at no extra cost.
You're welcome.And cum well.
Filly says posting was a mistake.
So was pony says.
>>25726718
Princess Mi Amore Digiorno
>>25726726
Wow, what class is she teaching?
WHEN SUDDENLY
PONY!
>>25726727
I've made a lot of mistakes.
"Pony says" posting has been the least of them.
>>25726742CalculusShe'll derive you crazy
>>25726727
But it's fun.
Transformation into a slutty anthro mare
>>25726727
They gave us stallion says posting though, so it was all worth it.
>>25726762
She has a dick, doesn't she?
Stallion won't stop humming songs while he waits in line at sugar cube corner, just waiting for Pinkie to break into full song.
>>25726780
I don't understand
Dear MLPG,
Does adding more dicks make everything better?
Signed,
Anonymous
>>25726755
I'd sure like to conjugate with her, if you get my drift.
>>25726780
both horrifying and disgusting
>>25726710
>>25726802
Not always.
I personally wouldn't mind having an additional dick or two, but I don't think they belong on women.
>>25726749
mistake wasn't a mistake
>>25726748
>YOU WILL NEVER BE A HAPPY PONY IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER, HAPPIER PONY
>YOU WILL NEVER SIT SPOONING TOGETHER AND EAT A SLICE OF PIE TOGETHER
JUST END ME
>>25726792
Pinkie doesn't break into song anymore, she just says randumb things xD
>>25726802
Anon, if one dick doesn't make you happy, then I doubt adding more dicks would work.
>>25726802
Dicks are nothing without pussies to put them in
>>25726762
>Transformation into a slutty anthro mare
>>25726781
>She has a dick, doesn't she?
...well, this hot anthrocompletely female: with only a vagina, uterus, fallopian tubes and NO male genitalia whatsoevermare does have atin of sponge pudding, yes.
>>25726817
>but I don't think they belong on women.
Bullshit.
Every chick, should have a dick.
>>25725125
shameful unf
>>25726819
That filename will never not make me laugh.
>>25726846
>>25726849
Dicks for everyone!, says Pinkie Pie.
That's a campaign slogan I could get behind. Or in front of, I guess.
>>25726849
But then they're not girls.
>>25726781
No, but I wouldn't mind having being approached from behind by a Amazonian anthro mare who gropes my massive tits and force her huge cock between my thighs.
>>25726857
I'm the same way. And I'm angry that it makes me laugh because I thought it was such a strong comic.
Now I just think about Weaver making it all better though.
>>25726802
>Does adding more dicks make everything better?
No.
The only penises allowed are those on stallions, railing mares. Or only mare-on-mare action.So I only like straight, or lesbian. What are you going to do about it?
>>25726878
Weaver is very good about birthdaysI can't wait for Rei's birthday, I hear it's soon
>>25726865
Say that to her face you cheeky little purple cunt m8
>>25726817
>>25726889
my brothers
>>25726893I think it's this weekend! Did you draw him something?
>>25726849
>Every chick, shouldn't have a dick
FTFY
Your subjective 'opinions' are not everyone else's.
Christmas parties!
>>25726895
Girls biologically can't have dicks. Only males and hermaphrodites can. And in the case of hermaphrodites, the chances of them being fully functional is abysmally tiny.
So, no, I'm sorry but girls cannot and should not have dicks. Unless it's a strap on. Then it's fine, so long as they're using it on other women.I personally find pegging kind of gross, yet think anal is okay. Manbutt is exit-only, I guess.
I can't wait for our futa masters to come to our world and takeover, making girls into futas sexually dominating us. Then I can finally get a good job, of being a futa's sex slave.
>>25726929
>Manbutt is exit-only
oh jeez
Some controversial opinions getting dropped in this thread right now.
futa is a blight
>>25726924
With Christmas cakes!
>>25726924
Posting hot MILF. Your argument is valid.
>>25726924
christmaspanties
with the crotch completely soaked with creamy girlcum
http://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/post/134956657949/wet-t-shirt-fun-i-did-try-to-do-a-small-bg-for
>>25726957
nice
>>25726945
>futa Blight
Don't put these ideas in my head.
>>25726943
Naturally there are exceptions if the two partners are homosexuals and both men.
Then I just find it not my thing, since I'm not into gay stuff.
>>25726957
unf
>>25726952
What ifcrotchless Christmas panties?
>>25726929
>>25726929
>Using real biology and common sense in the face of fetishes
Where do you think you are?
>>25726966
Anon, anal play isn't just for gay men.
>>25726961
>glowing green futa dick
Someone should ask Angel via her patreon if she'll ever do more Acid
>>25726949
>tfw you will never be a young intern in the Mayor's Office
>you will never be at the office late when the Mayor herself invites you into her office for a break
>You'll never have a steamy love making session with a seasoned veteran on her desk
>She'll never show you just what pleasure your body is capable of
Why even live.
I would mercilessly ravage a girl's butthhole if she really wanted me to
or if she was Aria Blaze
>>25726980
America.
>>25726983
True, and I'm aware of the prostate stimulation factor. But I personally do not like the thought of things going up the poop chute.
That said, I don't judge anyone for their preferences in that regard.But futa-on-male is gay as shit and ain't nobody that can tell me differently.
>Dear Princess Twilight,
>Today I discovered a place called MLP General
>>25727004
would
>>25726998
What I'm trying to say is that I have a big thing for cougars.
>>25727004
please describe the ravaging
fingers? tongue? penis?
>>25726980
>Where do you think you are?
Like me, >>25726929 lives on Planet Reality. So-called 'Fetishes' =/= Biology. Women with XX chromosomes will never have male genitalia, nor will they be able to impregnate another woman, just as men with XY chromosomes, no matter how many hormone treatments, plastic surgery procedures etc, will never be able to give birth. PROTIP: Putting on a dress will never make you become a girl. Your DNA in every single cell in your body proves otherwise.
Thus not everyone has the same fetishes as you. Mine is only straight (MxF) or Lesbian. Futa will never interest me, no matter how much 4chan pseudo-psychology/immature 'insults' you use. Deal with it.
>>25726924
Christmas panties!
>>25727076
Nigga I ain't got time to read All That Shit.
>>25726924
you are entirely overdressed for my christmas party mayor horse
>>25727026
>They like dicks even more than I do!
>>25727100
hnnggg
cant wait for tons of christmas pones
>>25727076
The correct answer is that you're in the My Little Fetish Fetishing Fetish General, and now is the time for fetishing. Enough with this logic shitposting
>>25727076
Dude, I don't like futa either but you're trying way too hard
>>25727076
man this is some next-level shitposting
>>25727074
All of the above
My body would break before my spirit
>>25726945
I've been on a pretty big anthro-pony, futa binge these last few days. All my faps have been to mare horsedicks, thank fuck it's a heterosexual fetish.
>>25727117
The fun part is unwrapping the gift.
>>25726924
Am I wrong for being really attracted to older women with glasses?
>>25727180
Thanks for clarifying
>>25727200
cougar is a term for a reason
>tfw you will never celebrate hearths warming with your waifu and foal
What present are you going to give your waifu?
>>25727262
The only thing that can transcend the boundaries of reality: my affections.
>>25727262
my horse self
>>25727274
LAAAAAAAAAME
>>25727262
Two dead birds and vomit filled with grass on the back porch..
>>25727262
Elbow deep anal fisting
>>25727262
My virginity
>inb4 she regifts it to some stud
>>25727262
I can't get her anything.
She doesn't exist.
>>25727303
Actually anon, she already got that gift from some stud.
She doesn't need you anymore.
>>25727300
oh god i wish this fic existed.
someone write a quick anal fisting christmas with dj greentxt for me to fap to
>>25727313
>Fucking your cousin.s
>>25727320
How about your write it?
>>25727313
>tfw your waifu was just using you for her greencard all along
>>25727320
One day Anon found himself elbow deep fishing DJ Acid.
>"GRANDMA GO RAN OVER BY A REINDEER!" he proclaimed and became to came.
>Her gargantuan anus then ate him and a rock inspired musical charol did play in the background,
>The Grinch then grew three sizes that day and fisted himself to completion all over the Who's.
>fin.
>>25727262
The more important question is what is she getting me?
you hear a noise from your pony trap
>>25727364
Rumble, you just ate!
>>25727359
>>25727364
good, I've been training Pipsqueak to make cute kitty noises
>>25727359
this is your first time at this sort of thing, isn't it?
>>25727252
Maybe this christmas I finally will
>>25727364
I bet it's a filly.
>>25727396
Bitch I'm an expert.
>>25727405
you go to investigate
see this
what do
>>25727421
Pump my break action shotgun.
How's stuff and things?
>>25727427
havin' a chill night, you
>>25727421
Oh man, a Fluttershy is even better.
Take her down and bring her home for some cuddling.
>>25727427
Stuff is going to hell, but things are just fine.
>>25727451
>Having a pony trap so you can catch ponies to cuddle with at night
>Set them free in the morning
I need to set one of those up.
>>25727427
Someone blew his brains out on livestream all over his pony merch a few hours ago.
>>25727469
It's not rape if the colt starts to like it, then it is rape because the colt is raping the filly.
>>25727479
pics or it didn't happen
>>25727469
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW.
>>25727479
>Someone blew... all over his pony merch a few hours ago.
huehuehue
>>25727493
>why am I even mounting this frozen filly
>how did she even froze, anyway?
Do not blow the ponies.
>>25727502
Looking at it now, it looks like colt was caught humping his filly plush.
>>25727504
what if i blow pony'smind
>>25727507
>Mom walked in on him humping a filly plush again.
>He gets a punishment blowjob for it.
>>25727504
Curses, foiled again!
>>25727513
Your detachable thumb trick is getting old.
>>25727504
The ponies aren't gonna' blow themselves!
Get to work anon.
>>25727527
It only gets old if the pack of ketchup added to it doesn't send Ponyville into a blind panic.
>>25727533
Daisy is so bright she doesn't even need a night light.
Hey pony, check this out...
>>25727533
best flier
>>25727544
Anon, I hear you broke your dick off in a pony once, lets see if I can magic it off as a joke!
>>25727544
>Don't do it, anon!
>>25727566
I think I like mlp for roughly the same reasons I used to be really info Touhou. Lots of characters, mostly female, all have special abilities and relatively easy to describe personalities. The lore and supporting fan material is extensive, and they both have large communities and lots of porn.
>>25727476
It's great.
They panic at first, but they warm up to it pretty quickly.
>>25727566
>>25727575
I'm going to twist your teats until they come off.
>>25727583
But what if they start getting caught on purpose?
>>25727579
you forgot they both have god-tier music, fanmade and official
>>25727596
Spray them with the squirt bottle.
>>25727604
>fanmade pony music
>god tier
>>25727605
It works so well
>>25727617
There are some, not all of it. Just like not all songs from the show are good
>>25727604
ZUN's original tracks and tons of the Touhou fan music are great, but though there's good pony can music, I don't think it is at the same level.
It might just be personal preference, though.
>>25727617
>implying this isn't god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLi8Lg5Cdy8
>>25727596
That's great, then I don't have to trap them anymore.
>>25727617
>Implying this isn't god tier original fan made music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
>>25727640
You mean to tell me you are only capturing ponies recreationaly?
Or worst, Just cuddling them without trapping them?
Anon, you know it's illegal to not hunt ponies for cuddles, right?
>>25727673
What a cutie.
I CAST RESURRECTION!
>Anonymous, I have a task for you.
>I think your fellow human known as Donald Trump has been corrupted by dark magic similar of King Sombra's
>you must redeem him before it's too late!
>>25727741
U fart in your general direction!
>>25727752
MY LIFE FOR THE GOD EMPEROR
PREPARE YOURSELF FOUL USURPER
>>25727752
Does voting for him count?
Because I am going too if that's okay.
>>25727639
>That golden age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz2wjeCSpg
>>25727647
The original was good too, but this remix
>>25727783
My body wasn't ready for this.
>>25727770
that's how he gets your soul
>>25727752
He's getting rid of Rainbow Dash
>>25727752
I'd rather have Trump then the other Republican idiots and especially not Hilary.
>>25727783
OH LAWD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
Is female on cuntboy gay?
Or futa on cuntboy?
>>25727828
We have to stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qBTzQHSbDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2X7eMiPtVE
>>25727847
how about we throw both those things in the trash and forget about it
>>25727854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imyBoEfN7as
>>25727855But I like them
>>25727853
We aint stopping until we got full autism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCFV7jT9ho
>>25727885
how about we throw you in the trash with them
>>25727847
Doesn't matter, Zecora's cuntboy-stallion transformation potion worked and now anon is cock sock for a bunch of well hung futa mares.anthro futa mares
>>25727903
I always did like Zecora.
I like pony.
I also like sleeping with pony.
>>25727896
Don't be mean.
>>25727903unf
>>25727913
I bet you bought all of the Applejack plushes and sleep in a bed comprised of them.
>>25727913
I'm gonnawiki wiki wikithat pony
>>25727925
Who needs plush toys when you have a real pony?
>>25727887
FULL AUTISM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvNPZ-c1PuY
>>25727913
I AM GOING TO SLEEP WITH THAT PONY!
>>25727937
Tex, your TulpaJack isn't a real pony.
And if you do have a real pony in your bedroom PLEASE return it to the farm you "found" it in.
>>25727938
Bring it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI
>>25727948
That pony is my wife, anon, don't be silly.
Why would you marry Applejack?
>>25727974
I already did!
>>25727938
Reminds me of the mlp Demon Dayz album
I can't find it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFNtwSUX3ls
>>25727960
Oh hey, I totally forgot to get you guys a gift. Where should I send them-uh, it.
>>25727960
I wish I had a pone wife, but all the mares always cringe around me.
>>25727983
I married Rarity.
She is a pure virgin.
>>25727998
I bet that'd be a blast
>>25727974
She's a good pony, that's why.
>>25728002
Anon it isn't nice to lie.
>>25727998
Doesn't RD's idea of misadventure involve breaking, entering, and other criminal behaviours?
>>25728002
But Rarity's experience is what makes her so good.
>>25728019
If she's so good, why is she only been seen being drawn fucked by you?
>>25728028
>Rarity's experience
>Rarity magically probing your prostate while you penetrate her
>>25728037
She's a good pony, that's why.
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY
THAT IS ALL
>>25728040
Fucking unicorns.
>>25728049
Please don't use the PA to spread such heinoustruth.
>>25728067
Frankly, if you're not getting a magical prostate massage from your unicorn mare while you fuck her then she's just being lazy.
>>25727579
Also, yukkuri torture / fluffy pone torture are extremely similar, on both the "cute" and "gore" side
>After five years there are still people that don't know Rarity is the best pony
Everyday you people remind me that you have the worst taste in everything
https://derpibooru.org/1041661
>>25728049
Anon, you left out "at being worst pony"
"Pinkie Pie is best pony at being worst pony"
Better luck next time anon
>>25728100
UNF
>>25728099
>Anon
>Please stop shining your laser pointers into my eyes.
>>25728100
anyone who doesn't like this is an awful human being
>>25728105
SHUT YOUR HOLE AND GET ME PINKIE PIE, THE BEST PONY
>>25728089
Don't worry Rararararara, you are the bet pony and mother figure in the show.
Sweaty dorks.
>>25728118
Shh.
We need your eyes.
For the 4th wall.
>>25728141
It's not Nightmare Night anymore
You're gonna get in trouble with Ms. Cheerilee
>>25728141
Pent up dorks
APLES
>>25728166
so like, should I just md5 filter all these pictures you're about to post?
Pinkie is the Psychopotamus, yes
>>25728134
>mother figure
>>25728173
So majestic
>>25728205
RARITY WILL HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE EXCEPT SPIKE
>>25728220
Does he like to watch or something?
>>25728220
If Spike had a chance to have sex with Spike even Spike would refuse.
>>25728220
Even me?
>>25728247
h-hi
>>25728251
Even you.
>>25728019
Then what's this? Looks like she'll ride any stallion with a pulse.
>>25728263
>>25728303
Holy fuck that file name.
>>25728325
IS THAT AN UMBRELLA FOR ANTS?
>>25728337
yes
NEW HORSE WHERE?
Paging Dr. Issac...
Dr. Issac to the horse OR, please.
Hello?
>>25728416
>>25728416
>>25728416
Ponies.When they choose to be.
is isaac a real guy or a group of guys
>>25728436
DELETE THIS
>>25728499
Remember Leth?
Isaac is the name of version 2.0
I love Princess Sweetie Belle