Homecoming Anon X

Prepare your anus

New thread smell...

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Eagerly awaiting the return of Badass Shimmer

Don't give a shit about your story just posting to say that's a beautiful bacon

>>25719342
Don't give a shit about your post just posting to say that you're a cock loving faggot.

Last time:

"Mac, I need to talk to you about something."
>he looks over to see you
>"Sure thing, bud. Let's get something to drink."

>you walk over to the nearest punch table with him
"Clean."
>"Dirty."

>the guy hands you and Mac the drinks
>your mild paranoia has convinced you to sip every new drink tonight to test for alcohol
>this one is clean

>you find a spot to stand and Mac stands next to you; both of you watching people dance
>the setting is casual
>you haven't been friends with Mac for long at all but it feels like you guys are bros already

"So... Rarity, huh?"
>he has a deep chuckle and a grin that's trying to not show teeth
>"Eeyup. But it ain't no serious thing; probably a one time deal."

"Hell yeah, Mac. I'd shake your hand, but I don't know where it's been."
>he offers his hand anyway
>"I wasn't using no fingers, I'll tell ya that much."

>you two have a good laugh after you shake his hand
>the laugh dies down

>"So whatcha wanna talk about?"
>you sigh

"Your sister, sadly."
>"Gunna go ahead and guess this ain't Apple Bloom we're speakin' on?"
"Yeah. It's AJ."

>"She make a move on ya?"
>your face goes blank
"What are you, a psychic now?"

>he shakes his head
>"Nope, but I know my sisters."

>you feel more than awkward right now
>best to just get it out there and tell him what happened

>you shake around the liquid in your cup before saying,
"Mac I had to tell her-"

>he throws a wave of dismissal
>"I know. She'll be fine. Don't mess it up with Ms. Shimmer."

>there's a moment of silence between the two of you
>nothing was said... but somehow you both had an understanding of the situation

>he takes a gulp of his drink
>"It takes some real balls to say 'no' to my sister.. twice. You against rednecks or somethin'?" he asks, jovial

>you spawn your best version of his accent
"Dunno, you ageinst citahy folk or somethin'?"

>you two have another laugh
>but as you both go silent, you say
"Thanks, Mac."

btw: pastebin updated.

GN bois.

>>25719665
Good night, you glorious friend.

I remember when FR said the story was over back in the part 5 thread.
What a glorious pile of seashells we've gathered walking on this beach!

>>25720059
That was the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen written on 4chan.

>>25720088
Actually that was FR's own metaphor for the process he's gone through writing this story.
Gathering seashells while walking on the beach.

>>25720059
Damn Anon that's deep...

Do you even balls?

>>25720088
Nope.

>>25720290
Eyup!

Good night bump

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>>25719046

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>>25719046
>hymens will be torn
>2015
>actually still thinking that hymens get torn
>dat A plus american sexual education
>mfw

>>25720319
No one in this thread actually balls you idiot.

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>>25719604

>after the last sip of your punch, you feel your bladder about to explode
>enter the bathroom

>as soon as the bathroom door closes, two girls walk into the gym from the front entrance

>you can hear some kind of movement in one of the stalls
>in mid stream, you hear a squeaky voice in the stall whisper, "Oohhhh Rumble..."

>you immediately hold back your laughter so hard that the stream of piss momentarily stops
>the inner troll desires to be a dick and yell out your presence,
>but Freshman was pretty cool and you wouldn't do that to him right now when he's getting some
>right?

>the stream starts again and soon your bladder is emptied
>as quiet as you can, you wash your hands and leave the scene
>but the inner troll is mighty
>and right before the door closes behind you, you yell into the bathroom

pic
"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"

>you hear two gasps in the bathroom as the door closes behind you
>laughing pretty hard, you look towards the dancing
>to find Rarity right in front of you
>"Really?"

>you shrug
"There's two people getting it on in there... I had to."
>she shakes her head

>"Sex in a bathroom? Absolute ruffians."
>you look away to hide your shit eating grin at the irony
>but you definitely couldn't rat out Rumble...

>so you kept your 'birds of a feather' remarks to yourself
>"I don't suppose you're up for a dance?"
"Sure."

>>25722058

https://youtu.be/4qNJfVXxrQU

>Rarity rapidly claps her hands out of delight
>"Finally, something more classy than that electronic nonsense!"
"Woah woah now, nonsense??"
>"I suppose not all of it is bad, but I much prefer songs like this one."

"Well I have to come clean; I have no idea how you're supposed to dance to this..."
>another smile of delight
>"Then I shall teach you!"

>she places your first hand on her hip and grabs the other; holding it out to the side
>"Now I'll lead for a while, then you lead when you have an understanding of the dance."

>she takes certain steps in several directions, and you awkwardly try to follow
>you accidentally step on her foot
"Shit, sorry."

>"Perfectly fine; it didn't hurt too bad."

>you repress your smug face when you think of a Big Mac joke...

>eventually you start to get the pattern of her dance and you try your hand at leading
>while you try to lead the movement, Rarity gives you a crash course on the history of jazz
>a crash course you didn't ask for... but still; you didn't mind

>while busting moves, you exchange small talk with Rarity
>desperately trying to keep from asking about her encounter with Mac

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>>25722228

>the song ends
>"Not terrible, Anon. There is plenty of room for improvement, but you'll get the hang of it with time."
"Thanks, I guess."
>you have no intention on practicing the dance

>"Have a wonderful evening, Anon."
"You too Rarity."

>you look around for another dance partner as Rarity goes elsewhere
>but something catches your attention from the corner of your eye
>you look at the men's bathroom door to find it cracked open; Rumble poking his head out
>he scans for a moment and meet eyes with you
>you give him a wink and a thumbs up, giving him clearance to leave
>he looks back, trying not to cheese too hard

>he looks back in the bathroom for a moment, then Sweetie Belle pokes her head out on top of Rumble's
>they exit the bathroom like secret agents on a mission and stand outside of the door for a moment
>Sweetie Belle says something to him, kisses him on the cheek, then scurries off

>Rumble approaches you as if he's scared of something
>"She told me not to tell anyone..."

>you put your hand up for a high five
"The secret is safe with me, kid."

>he grins and accepts the high five
>you look at Sweetie who is now talking to her friends, then back to Rumble

"On a side note; not bad, Rumble. Not bad at all."
>he looks worried again
>"But what if her sister finds out?? What if Rarity doesn't approve of-"

>you cut him off, laying a hand on his shoulder

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Rumble."

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>"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Rumble."
>>25722306

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>>25722306

"Fluttershy, how about a dance?"
>she smiles a little
>"Okay."
https://youtu.be/Qt3uqa8yBkM

>you hear Vinyl's and Octavia's voices over the speakers for a moment, which turns into the song
>huh
"Vinyl makes her own songs now?"

>Fluttershy looks surprised you asked the question
>"Yes! I don't normally listen to a lot of music like this, but I bought her album to support her. It's on the radio a lot."

>you scan the gym,
>and sure enough you spot Vinyl and Octavia dancing to the tune
>with Flash

>he spots you with Fluttershy and shoots a thumbs up
>you give one right back

>look back to Flutters
"How are you liking the dance?"
>"It takes a bit of time for me to get warmed up to the dancing, but once I feel comfortable I really enjoy these gatherings. What about you? Are you enjoying yourself?"
"Yeah! I didn't think this dance would be much, but I was wrong. This is hella fun."

>"I'm glad you're having a good time."

"Me too. How's Anon Jr?"
>her interest is piqued at your question; she beams in response

>"He's doing just /wonderful/! He has a little girlfriend now, and I think she's pregnant!"
>she stops dancing for a moment to close her eyes and squee; unable to contain her elation
>"Oh they're just so cute together I can hardly stand it!"

>your 'son' was getting the poon before you did..
>and already got his bitch pregnant

"Wait, so I'm a granddad now??"

>>25722959

>you're dancing with Fluttershy

>but,
>a small distance away, out of your vision,
>the two girls who walked in the gym as you went to the bathroom, are watching you

>"Why can't we just talk to him now?"
>"Observation is required for maximum success probability."
>the one looks to the other in a pause
>"It means: we need to watch him more before we make our move. You should really read more."

>"No way; why read books when you can jam out to some sick tunes!? Anyways, all I know is that he looks totally RADDD in that suit!"
>other girl nods
>"Agreed. Even better than his football uniform."

>the two pause again
>then one looks to the other again
>"Do you really have to keep your headphones on your neck while we're here?"

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Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Sleipniiir
Last time:

>Defeated once again, you decide to spend the rest of the dance drowning yourself in spiked punch.
>Before you can even leave the dance floor, you’re halted by Pinkie Pie FROM RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE
>”Where do you think you’re going, missy?”
“No where, to get a drink.”
>”Nonononono. I don’t think so. You can’t fool me, Rainbow Dash. Here, I’ll help.
“What do you mean, help?”
>First person i pick, you have to dance with them. If you can’t get to the next slow dance, i’ll let you drink the whole punch bowl!”
>Sounds more like a challenge
>aight
“And what if I win?”
>”I think that reward is self evident, don’t you?”
“...”
>”I thought so.
>She confidently crosses her arms and grins.
“So who’s this ‘person?’”
>”Oh you’ll seee--ONE TWO THREE GO.”
>She shoves you back into the crowd.
>You aren’t in front of anyone in particular, so you march toward Pinkie to “express your discomfort” to her.
“Pinkie Pie! i’ve had it with your games! I have half a mind to-OOMPH
>You’re cut off by being bumped into something, and liquid spilled on your dress.
“Hey! watch where you’re go--ing”
>You pause on that last syllable to see [pic related] infront of you.

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>>25723784

>”Oh gosh! I’m so sorry, Rainbow Dash, let me help you with that!”
>teary eyed, and apologetic, she makes a quick effort to clean you up...with her hands.

“Hey, watch it!”
>”sorry sorry sorry!”
>that ditz, always breaking things.
“Uhg, it’s fine. i’ll get it myself.”
>”Rainbow Dash, i’m so sorry! is there anything I can do to help?”
“Just...no, I’m fine.”
>you walk away, heading to the bathroom
>She’s following behind you.
>”Please? I feel really bad about your dress!”
>You stop your progress and look at your dress.
>It’s not that wet.
>Sigh
>You turn around
>She’s….wow, damn. she’s hot. you haven’t had a good look at her yet, but wow. Derpy cleans up nicely.
>Jealousy is an understatement.
>She wears but a simple green dress, and it fits her perfectly.
>It wraps around her curves elegantly
>You even poke your head to side to get a glance at her butt.
>dat bubble butt dayum
>She giggles
>”See something you like?”
“Yeah, i gotta say, you look really good tonight, Derpy.”
>”Heh, thanks. You look really good in black. You should wear it more often.”
“Oh-uh...thanks.”
>...
“Your date must be pretty lucky, huh?”
>”Pftt” she looks away. “I don’t think he’s that interested anymore.”
“Oh.”
>”Yeah.”

>You see Pinkie behind Depry in the distance.”
>She’s mouthing something to you.


“Hey, Derpy.”
>”Yeah, Rainbow Dash?”
“Do you wanna dance?”
>She giggles again.
>”Sure! I’d love to!”
>Pinkie does a fist pump and a “Yes!”
>You smile, and hit the dance floor.

>>25723217

>as you end your dance with Fluttershy, you bid her adieu and wish a good night upon her

>you spend a few minutes walking around the gym
>after lap two of walking, you hear
>"Anon??"
>it's Sunset

"Hey Sunny,"
>she looks... surprised?
>"You're.. still here?"

>what a weird fucking question..
"Uhh yeah. Where else am I going to be? I'm driving you home, remember?"

>"Right. Yeah,"

>you think of what happened with Applejack, and part of you wants to go ahead and tell her what happened
>but Sunset could be a little fragile, and you didn't want her to worry about her having any competition
>because there was none to be had

>she's looking a little off
>you hold onto her shoulders
"Everything okay? Sunset I'm not leaving tonight without you. You know that, right?"

>her teal eyes pierce yours as her surprise turns into a content smile
>"Yeah, I know that. And if you're here with me, then I'm more than okay."
"How about a few more dances before I hang with the guys?"

>"I'd like that."

>>25724254

>be Sunset

>as Anon took your hand and you both walked towards the dancing, everything your mind was telling suddenly became quiet

>when he said, "I'm not leaving tonight without you,"
>your mind became peaceful again

>you didn't have to worry about him leaving with anyone else

>you saw Applejack caress his cheek
>you saw her lead him away from the dancing towards the exit
>but whatever happened; he didn't leave

>even if something didn't make sense, you /wanted/ to believe him
>and you desperately hoped he didn't see you explode earlier

https://youtu.be/rrSdXtFJG20

>but your worry for that melted away when he put his hands on you and started slow dancing again
>among the masses of other couples dancing, there wasn't a single person you'd rather be with
"..hold me closer.."

>he pulls you in closer; your head on his chest
>you listen to the song in one ear, and Anon's heart beat in the other,
>when he kissed the top of your head, you wished the song would never end

>>25724353

>be Anon

>the song ends and another starts
https://youtu.be/6IUG-9jZD-g

>Sunset leaves a second to take off her heels and comes back for more dancing
>everyone else dances in a similar fashion to slow dancing, but a little faster and more hip movement
>so you do the same

>Sunset places her feet on top of yours,
>so when you move, you also move her as well
>"How are you feeling?"
"Like, sobriety? I'm getting there. I need some more time to be sure, though."
"Good, I don't want to leave now anyway. I like dancing with you."

"Sunset, I.. I have to tell you something.."
>she gets serious
"I..."

>"What is it, Anon?"
"I can't stand dancing with you."
>realizing it was a joke, she shakes her head trying not to smile
>"Ruin the moment while you're at it, Anon."

>you laugh a little harder than you should have

>you look around for a second and you see Norman and Moondancer
>they're completely ignoring the beat, still slow dancing
>their noses touching as they look into each other's eyes

"Hey Sunny, look at Norman and Moondancer."
>she looks at them
>"Aww that's so cute!"

>Norman looks at your direction and you throw him and thumbs up
>he awkwardly returns it

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>>25724353
so beautiful

>>25724572

>new song
https://youtu.be/frBcV4ZVlg4

>once the last song ends, you say
"I think I'll hang with the guys for a bit."

>she grabs your hand
>"Wait..."
"Huh?"
>"I wasn't sure about this before... but I am now."
"..."

>"There's something... I want to try something."

>you hear 'try something' and you're all ears
"Okay?"

>she's looking everywhere except you
>"I've never done this before.. but I want to do this for you."

>when the kick drum starts the smooth beat, Sunset turns and backs herself up onto you; connecting her ass to your body
>to the slow rhythm of the song, she starts grinding herself onto you
>first her motions are side to side, and she reaches her arms back and holds onto the back of your neck

>then she lets go of your neck, and dips her body
>only to bring her ass back up and pop it onto your crotch
>her eyes closed, she continues grinding

>after a while, she takes your hands and places them on her hips
>she slightly bends over, tightening the part of her dress covering her ass even more than it already was

>then straightens her back again
>her body begs you to move with hers as she goes side to side again
>so you do, and moving as one unit, you and her

>the song ends and she turns around to face you
>her cheeks are lit aflame as her uncertainty shows
>"W-was that good for you?"

>if you didn't put on those compression shorts earlier, you would be full mast and a half
>your eye twitches
"I THINK SO YEAH."

>she pulls you in for a quick kiss but when she's about to pull away you kiss her with more intensity

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>>25725243
Unf

>>25725243

https://youtu.be/0MldsqKGnLA

>the kiss ends and you grab her hand
>start ferociously walking toward the exit
"TIME TO LEAVE."

>she stops in her tracks with a grin
>"Not yet,"
"Whoa, why not??"

>"I'm not getting in the car until that alcohol has worn off."
"Sunset, I can prop-"
>"Hang out with your friends for a while. I'll come get you when I'm ready to leave."
>she pulls your tie, bringing your face down to her face and plants a quick kiss on you again

>you want nothing more than to leave with her right now
>but she's right; you weren't 100% yet
"Okay."

>she walks off and you head towards the team
>sit down in a chair and they have a drink for you
"Is this clean?"
>"Yep."

>you take a sip and kick back, listening to the music
>"So Anon, how's the dance going for you?"
>you turn to the guys
"Right now? It's amazing."

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>>25725243
Damn writefag /mlp/ is the worst, the things you force me to do...
mfw it's the 6th time today and im starting to get sore
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>slowly unzips pants

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>>25725401
I don't even know if i love or hate you.You made me feel feels to sunset, ya faggot! Well done, though...

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>>25725243
Sunny's gonna be walkin' funny come Monday morning, 'cause Anon is going to fucking wreck that ass!

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>>25724353

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>>25724572
>tfw foot fetish
>tfw wud pop boner if sunny did this to me

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>>25723791

>Several songs go by, each time, enjoying each other’s company a little more.
>Derpy certainly has some interesting dance moves.

>”Hey Rainbow!”
“Yeah?”
>”Did you come here with a date?”
“Uh-no, i came with my friends.”
>”Oh...So, met any cute boys tonight?”
“Pssh, just jerks. Nothing I really care about.”
>”That’s too bad. I’m sure you could have anyone you want here...if you found the right person of course…”
“Hahaha, you’re funny, Derpy.”
>”I’m serious, i even know some girls that want to go out with you.”
>You blush from the flattery.
”r-really?”
>”Yup, of course, if you’re willing to swing that way.”
>...
>”Rainbow Dash?”
“I mean, I’d try everything once. I guess i’d be willing, if it was the right girl…”
>The song ends, and it transitions into a slow dance piece.
>”How willing?”

>>25726008
Oh? OH! Oh...
My penis is ready.

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>>25725401

>as you and the boys chill and talk about how the evening has been and what they plan on doing, the song changes

https://youtu.be/68IFfpJNLUs

>the CHS dance team forms a flash-mob synchronized style dance
>and they're pretty good

>you and the fellas continue to talk as the time passes

>Norman approaches you, looking like he won the lottery
>"Anon, I think Moondancer wants to have sex with me!!"
>you offer up a fist bump

"Hell yeah, Norm. What did she do that makes you think that?"
>"Well we were dancing, right? Then she real fidgety for a second before she told me to follow her. We went outside and she made out with me. Then she said she wanted to have sex!"

>you chuckle
"You know, after my careful analysis, I believe she indeed might want to have sex with you."

>his phone rings
>"That's her, I better go. Wish me luck!"
>he starts to run off

"Sounds like you don't need it, bud."

>one of the seniors shouts, "10 bucks if you get it on her glasses!"

>the whole team laughs hysterically
>when the laughter dies, the guy who shouted, sighed and said,
>"... I wish I could.."

>>25726063

>more minutes pass

https://youtu.be/Unnh0T2Ftro

>the guy next to you, "Yo Anon, check this out."
>you look up to see the entire team look at something
>and the something they were looking at was none other than Fleur

>and she was slowly approaching
"What's the deal with her anyways? Isn't she kinda bitchy?"
>"Yeah but she's hot! And rich, too!"

>she was hot
>but her the little tastes of her attitude pissed you off too much to find her worthwhile
>the some of the guys mumbled among themselves about how they were going to ask her to dance

>she walks down the line in your direction, starting to pass guys sitting down
>the first brave soul asked, "Hey Fleur, you wanna dance?"
>she casts a demeaning glare at him, "Not in you lifetime."

>the second rose to the task, "Fleur, you look great. How's about a-"
>she doesn't even look at the second guy before saying, "How about you don't even finish that question?"

>the rest of the guys stayed silent until she stopped in front of you
>"I'm here to dance with the Homecoming King," she says flatly

>you cock your eyebrow
"So let me get this straight. You diss my friends who politely ask you to dance, and you expect me to just ignore that, get up, and dance with you?"

>"Yes. I've danced with the King every year of high school and I don't plan on breaking tradition."

>as if she didn't irritate you enough, she finishes with, "I didn't walk over here for my health."

>>25726241
> "Sorry baby, The King dances only with his Queen, go back to kitchen, Handmaiden."

>>25724353
daww

>>25725401
He better deny her any release for as long as possible for that.

>>25726063
>>25726241
So... when's Cupid Shuffle coming on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAhXfcm_v40

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>>25726241
This bitch? Fuck this bitch. Send her off Anon style.

>>25726241

>you shake your head, already done with her shit
"I couldn't care less about your tradition; I'm not dancing with you."

>she looks shocked, and speaks with anger in her voice
>"What do you mean you're not going to dance? Who do you think you are, rejecting /me/?"

"Can you just go away?"

>"I don't get rejected!! And I'm not going to start with some /junior/ rejecting me. My daddy practically owns half of this city!!"

>what did her dad have to do with anything?

"I don't give a shit about your dad. You're pissing me off, Fleur. Go away."

>she furiously folds her arms
>"Oh, I see. Unlike your plebeian friends here, you must have a thing for uglier girls.. like your date."

>one of the guys, "C'mon Fleur, why'd you have to go there??"
>"Shut up, imbecile!" she snaps at him
>all of the guys are dead silent now, except one who whispers, "Oh sshhhhhhhit..."

>INTERNAL RAGE MAXIMIZING

>if she wants to go there,

>look her dead in the eyes, at first with a hot, flaming rage
>but your face shifts into an evil smile as you lean back into your chair and you all-too-calmly say,

"Here's an idea. Instead of dancing with you, why don't I run by the pet store and buy you a doggie toy to put in your bitchy mouth?"

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>>25726481
ABSOLUTELY NO CHILL

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>>25726481

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>>25726481
HERE WE GO

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>>25726481
>why don't I run by the pet store and buy you a doggie toy to put in your bitchy mouth?

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>>25726008

>>25726481
Probably would have sounded better if you dropped the "y" on the bitchy.

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>>25726481

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>>25726481

Damn it FR, don't bugger off on us now!

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>brutal

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>>25726008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJikUFVxes
>Derpy looks up at you to meet your eyes.
”I think i’d like to get to know her a little better first.”
>”Maybe over a dance?”
“Maybe…”
>She wraps her arms around your neck.
“Maybe over a slow dance.”
>You reciprocate by wrapping your arms around her waist.
>Sway to the beat.
>You overhear a few comments from other couples about you two.
>Nothing to get upset about; it’s more of a pride booster for you anyway.
>You lock eyes.
>She has beautiful, golden eyes, and aren’t wall-eyed or some bull shit like that.
>An innocent, little smile on her face.
>What the fuck is this thing you’re doing right now?
>it’s...fun, it’s exciting, you don’t deserve this, you don’t deserve her.
>But she doesn’t know what you’ve done.
>She never has to know.

>”Hey, Rainbow Dash?”
“Yeah?”
>”You know, they say that if you want it enough, homecoming is a night where everything can just…”
“Fall inline?”
>”Heh, ya.”
“Well, I hear they say that it’s a night where you can try new things, and no-one will judge you.”
>She giggles
>”Well, i don’t know about /everything/”
“Pfft, I guess so.”
>”I wanna try something new right now.”
>She closes some distance between you.
>Yeah? What’s that?”
>You close in on her, slowly
>Your breathing rate increases.
>You get mere inches from her face
>You slow to a stop, for but a moment.
>And meet in the center, for a kiss.

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>>And meet in the center,for a kiss.
>>25727865

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>>25727865

>A moment passes, and the kiss breaks.
>You open your eyes.
>Derpy’s facial expression is soon replaced by giddy excitement
>”OH MY GOSH, I just kissed a girl!”
>She says this, still holding onto you.
>”I..I...That was so exciting! can we do it again?”
>Fuck yes we can.
>You don’t ask for permission, you kiss her again, this time lasting for a little longer.
>When the kiss breaks, similar expression
>”Oh ho ho ho wow! That’s so awesome! You’re a great kisser, Rainbow Dash!”
>This gets more than a few looks your way.
>You don’t care.
>She hugs you tight, and holds you, swaying for a moment.
>That was pretty awesome.
>her lip gloss tasted pretty good to be honest, family.
>”I think I want to try more things like that! Quick, your turn, what do you want to do?”
>”No, wait, don’t ask...just do it!”
>There’s a lot you could do to her actually.
>Gay or not, you’d be mad not to appreciate her body.
>Her supple bubble butt.
>Those Helen of Troy level hips.
>Then a mischievous, wicked thought enters your mind.
>You quickly move your left hand onto her bottom, and pinch it through her dress.
>She lets out a “yip!” and starts laughing.
“Like that?”
>”Exactly!”
>She continues to giggle and laugh.
>The song ends.
>Something with a distinctive “trap” beat comes on.
>”Ok, my turn. My date is ‘too busy’ to get this so you get it instead.”
“Ha, All right!I like the sound of that.”
>She turns around and grinds her butt against your crotch.
>oh sheit
>she bounces to the beat of the song.
>If you were a dude, this would probably feel fan-fucking-tastic.
>It still does, in other ways.
>it’s certainly erotic, whatever she’s doing.
>she’s getting you wet, that’s for damn sure.

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>>25728131
>>You quickly move your left hand onto her bottom, and pinch it through her dress.
>>She lets out a “yip!” and starts laughing.
100% cute
>>25728131
>>it’s certainly erotic, whatever she’s doing.
>>she’s getting you wet, that’s for damn sure.
:^)

>>25726481

>one of the guys fell out of his chair, passed out from pure rek-age
>an ocean of "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH" floods your ears
>the look on Fleur's face is priceless

>Fleur's fists shake next to her waist as she literally growls
>"If it's a doggie toy, then I think we BOTH know where you can put it!!"

>as she storms off, one of the guys gets up to confront her
>you grab him and pull him back
"Let her go."

>"Bro, what she said is totally not cool!"
"It's not, but she's not worth getting in trouble."
>you sit back down

>have another sip of your drink, glad the snobby bitch is gone
"Plus I think we all know how hot Sunset is.."

>a mumbling laugh is shared among the guys, "Hell yeah,"
>the guys toast to that to a "Here here,"

>there's some chatter from some of the guys
>"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from, and Anon just turns it down like it's spoiled milk."

"Okay even if she /was/ that hot; that's fucking gross, dude."
>the team hears you say this and turns on the guy with comments like, "You're fucking disgusting, man."
>he ducks in his chair
>"I mean, I /probably/ wouldn't actually do that..."

>the guy next to you says, "Anon, I've never seen anyone turn down Fleur in my life. You're a madman."
>another says, "I've never seen a guy burn her like that, too!"

>you hear two voices in front of you
>"The question would be.."
>"Are we gunna get burned like that if /we/ ask for a dance?"

>you look up to find two girls you hadn't met before, yet looked strangely familiar
>one with green hair and a pair of headphones on her neck
>the other with white hair and a pair of glasses on

"Avoid shitting on my teammates and you've got some good chances.."

>they both smirk at each other before looking back to you
>then green hair says, "Rockin'"

>>25729088
THE PROPHET RETURNS!

Also, check 'em.

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>>25729088
>just when I'm about to go to bed another post
Dammit man.

>>25729088
>>"The question would be.."
>>"Are we gunna get burned like that if /we/ ask for a dance?"
>"Avoid shitting on my teammates and you've got some good chances.."
>>then green hair says, "Rockin'"
Aww yeah B)

GN bois.

>>25729195
Sleep tight handsome~

>>25729088
The two best Shadowbolts in here too?

S-senpai, I just can't...

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>>25728131
>This is certainly getting you in quite the ‘mood’ as it were.
>You place your hands on her behind, grabbing onto that squishy goodness.
>”Oh yeah! You like it?”
>You don’t say anything, you just grab her ass harder.
>You feel around over the fabric of her dress, tracing where her panties must be.
>”mmmph that counts as your turn.”
“If you say so!”
>Derpy takes her arms and slides them along yours.
>She backs into you as much as she can, and wraps her arms around your the back of your neck.
>”Kiss me again.”
>You do so, but on her neck, nibbling at it as well.
>she moans
>You hope people are watching.
>”you really like to give them a show, huh?”
>You let out a mischievous laugh.
“They can watch all they want…”
>You bite harder on her neck
>”aaaahhaaha.”
>”I honestly didn’t think you had this in you, Rainbow Dash
“It’s been a shitty week. I need this.”
>”Me too.”
“We could go somewhere private.”
>”We could just get out of here…”
>She turns around to face you
>”Your place, or mine?”
“Mine.”
>”Sounds great, I can’t wait.”
>You kiss once more.
”Just let me say bye to my friends, then we can go.”
>”heh heh, ok. Don’t keep me waiting.”
>She boops you on the nose, does a 360 degree turn, and walks away, making sure to bounce her ass back and forth for you to watch.

3am bump

>>25729088
this nigga is such a bro

Bumperino

>>25729630
So were you listening to Katy Perry before writing?
Cause it was going through my head while reading.
Not complaining

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>>25729088
>Sugarcoat.
Whew lads it just got better.

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>>25729088

https://youtu.be/xF1txJ2E4PM

>the guy next to you scoots over a seat; the girls sit on either side of you

>white hair offers a formal handshake, "My name is Sugarcoat," she says with a no nonsense tone

>green hair fistbumps you, "Call me Lemon Zest."

"I'm Anon; nice to meet you."

>you think for a second
"Have I seen you two somewhere? I'm pretty sure you don't go to CHS.."
>you think for a moment
"Unless you're just really mature looking CMS students, which if that were the case this conversation is already over."

>SC: "The conversation is anything but over; we both go to Crystal Preparatory. We were in attendance of the football game last night."

>flashback

>last night during the game

>on the way back to the huddle you hear your number being called
>from the Crystal sideline

>look over
>it's a couple of girls
>there's a handful of them over there
>but two stand out
>one has green hair, the other has white hair
>Whitehead isn't saying anything, but the rest are calling your number

>real time

"Oh yeah! I remember seeing you two!"

>Lemon leans her whole body over, inches away from from practically on you
>LZ: "And I remember seeing that cute butt of yours in those football pants."
>she punches your shoulder
>LZ: "Way to play out there, 85."

>Sugarcoat nods in agreement, "Your performance during the game was lacking towards the middle of the time, but the final play was exemplary."

>>25731445

"Thanks, I think?"

>SC: "Though I might be more impressed with your response to the last girl who asked you to dance. If my research is correct, this 'Fleur' is the pinnacle of your school's social ladder."

>Lemon gets a little animated with, "Yeah! She tried to swoop right in for that dance; then you just BURIED that chick!! And then I was all like 'WooHOO, look at this guy GO!'"

>putting Lemon's comment aside for a moment, you turn to Sugarcoat
"I'm sorry, did you say 'research'?"

>SC: "Of course I did, or else I would have told you that I misspoke. Which I don't do."
"What kind of research??"

>SC: "I know most of what I need to know about you."

>you cock an eyebrow
"Alright then, tell me about myself."

>Sugarcoat sees the challenge and responds, "You lived in Summertown before your parents moved to Canterlot. Your friends there were a bit more 'rough' than the ones you have here, which is to say that you all acted like morons on occasion. One of said friends has strong ties to the mafia."

>you lean back away from her, scared as to how she knows that

>SC: "Your popularity here started due to a misunderstanding with a girl named Rainbow Dash."
>she squints her eyes at you
>SC: "..and I can't help but feel as though even /I/ am missing a part of that story."
>un-squint

>SC: "You played football at both high schools that you went to. You are an only child. You have a driver's license but no car. Your parents are both international business employees. Shall I continue?"

"Nope!! I'm plenty freaked out already, thanks. I don't know how you figured all of that out, but that's weird.."

>Lemon plays with your earlobe and softly says, "And she's not even the weird one~~"

>>25729630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665YfwsWRRU

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>>25731616
I never knew I had a yandere Sugarcoat Friday until now.

>>25731616
>>you cock an eyebrow

I read

>your cock eyebrow

>>25732063
Those damn cock eyebrows.

>>25732197
>>25732063
New actually balls confirmed?

>>25732197
>unzips dick

>>25732399
>unzips eyebrow

>>25732434
>unzips dickbrow

>>25732462
>unzips lizard

>>25729630
>No one else excited for DerpDash
God damn you guys are fags. Keep going m80!

>>25729630
>She boops you on the nose, does a 360 degree turn, and walks away, making sure to bounce her ass back and forth for you to watch.

"that would mean she walks into her you idiot!"

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>>25731616

excuse the rough Google Translate

>you try to change the subject before you get weirded out even more
"Okay? Do you two like the music they're playing here?"

>SC: "It is acceptable."
>LZ: "Most of it isn't my jam. I love the ROCK 'N ROLL, baby!"

>so there's some common ground
"Yeah? Me too."
>LZ: "You wanna hear some?"
"Sure."

>she takes the headphones off of her neck and puts them on your ears
>the music is blaring
https://youtu.be/tWezLXps9hA

>the music is so loud that when the girls continue to talk, you can't hear what they're saying
>their accents completely change as they put their Crystal Prep education to use

>LZ: "Je me demande si il a jamais eu un trio avant?"
>SC: "J'en doute. Cependant, il est possible."

>Lemon giggles
LZ: "Pouvez-vous imaginer ce qu'il goûte comme?"
SC: "Je préférerais savoir comment il se sent comme à l'intérieur de moi."

>having heard enough of the song, you take the headphones off
>completely unaware of what just happened around you
>nod your head to Lemon

"Not bad."

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>>25732794
tfw you studied french as a GCSE

>>25732926

Out of curiosity, did what I put down make any sense at all?

>>25732972
Well you said you got it from google translate, so I out it through google translate, and it came through just fine.

>>25732972
It was coherent.

>>25732794
>SC: "Je préférerais savoir comment il se sent comme à l'intérieur de moi."
i don't need translate to get this.

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>>25731616
>>Lemon plays with your earlobe and softly says, "And she's not even the weird one~~"
kek

>>25732794
>LZ: "Pouvez-vous imaginer ce qu'il goûte comme?"
>SC: "Je préférerais savoir comment il se sent comme à l'intérieur de moi."
l-lewd

Moving this gear up

page nine, I better get back to writing.

>>25732794

"Okay so stalking skills and rock music aside, what are you two doing here? Do I have a fan club at Crystal Prep now?"

>SC: "We're not 12 years old and you aren't on a famous boy band. No; we're not in some fan club."
>LZ: "We just came down here to meet Number 85 and ask for a dance."

"Oh, that's it?"
>Lemon nods

>they did come all the way down here..

"Well, yeah; I guess I can do that. Who wants to dance first?"

>they give a sly look to each other, then to you
>LZ: "How about both, big guy?"
"Wait, how can-"

https://youtu.be/H588NOk-G8U

>they pull you form your seat and you follow
>both grabbing one hand of yours, Lemon pumps her fist in the air and lets out a wolf cry, "AHHWOOOOO!!"

>possible psychos detected..
>even if they were cute psychos..

"Seriously, how do three people dance at the same time?"
>Lemon looks back wryly, "Don't worry 85, we'll do most of the work."
>SC: "Bend your knees slightly."

>you comply
>Lemon sets her ass up against your right thigh
>Sugar takes the left

>they both grind on you at the same time to the beat of the song,
>they're into it, like it's been practiced before

>LZ: "How's it feeling back there!?"
"Pretty good; you're good at this."

>the beat is too easy to move with, so you add some movement of your own to the equation
>this girls respond by moving in sync

>Sugar looks like she just achieved something, while Lemon is rocking it out

Dang almost every girl wants to get into Anon's pants now.

Wonder what would Sunset think. Kinda funny how popularity is. At first, it was thought Anon was the lucky one for nabbing Sunset. Now slowly but surely it's shaping up to be the opposite. Maybe it's just short-lived hype.

This story hits close to home from the high school days.

I love sunset a lot too but... how can he turn this down?

>>25735594
Maybe foursome?

>>25735268

>the song eventually ends and good times were had
>but your sobriety has arrived and you're getting a little tired
"Thanks for the dance, ladies. Didn't even know dual-wielding females was a thing until now."

>LZ: "Whoa there rocker, you're done already? Party's just getting STARTED!! Let's have a few more dances!"
>Sugarcoat looks to Lemon and coaxingly says, "Vous agissez désespérée; nous avons beaucoup de temps."

>then Sugar looks to you, "Come find us if you want to dance again."

"Okay, but I'm probably going to leave soon."
>Lemon whispers to Sugar, "Il semble que nous ne disposons pas de temps."

"Why are you speaking a language I don't understand?"

>SC: "Why are you not asking for our numbers?"

"I mean-"

>Sugar folds her arms
>SC: "I suppose we should have been more direct."
>Lemon softly grabs your hand
>LZ: "Yo 85, we're inviting you to rock it into the night. The three of us; together."

>you sigh
"When it rains, it pours.."

>Flash approaches you from the side, "Yo Anon, you busy?"

>>25735683
Flash with the save????

>>25735683
>>LZ: "Yo 85, we're inviting you to rock it into the night. The three of us; together."
dammit man
just fucking glue sunset to your side or something and be done with this shit

>>25735929
It's pretty cut and dry to stick with suset

Threesomes look good on paper but that's a lot of pressure on a dude
As rock hard as I'd be if also be terrified

>>25736015
But a foursome with Lemon, Sugar and Sunset won't hurt.

>>25736015
Especially with Anon who to my recollection is still a virgin Rainbow's BJ doesn't count for me :^)

>>25735683

>never been more happy to see Flash in your life
>he's your ticket out of temptation

>you answer him
"Nah man; let's get something to drink."

>look to the girls, trying not to look them in the eyes
>in case it makes it harder to say,
"Going to pass on that. It was nice meeting you two."

>LZ: "Why? I thought you liked our dancing? You seemed cool with us hitting on you.."
"A little dancing and flirting is one thing but I'm taking someone else home tonight."

>SC: "This makes absolutely no sense. Across all of nature, the male instinct is to inseminate all possible mates. Those in an alpha position should be even more inclined to do so."

>Flash hears the conversation upon getting closer and looks concerned
>FS: "Anon, you good?"
>you hold up your index finger to him
"Yeah, gimme a second."

>you look back to Sugarcoat

"The fact that you thought I would be some kind of alpha male is honestly laughable. In reality, I'm a loser who got a hyped up rep from a lie. When this ride ends, and it will, I'm not going to ruin my chances for something solid by having one night stand with two cute girls."

>you could feel the irritation oozing from Sugar's mood
>SC: "This is a /one time/ offer, Anonymous."

>you fistbump Flash and tell her as you walk away,
"Then so be it."

>you walk off

>LZ: "Wow.. I didn't see that coming.."
>Sugar looks to Lemon, "I told you that those headphones make you look juvenile; he's probably not into pedophilia."
>LZ: "Yeah, and I'm sure your stalking really turned him on, too."

>Sugarcoat stays silent

>LZ: "He /did/ say we looked cute.."

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>>25729630
>See Pinkie Pie Leaning against the bleachers
>Walk over to her
>She gives a smug look only a politician could muster.
“You win.”
>”Hmp.”
“Thanks for sticking with me, Pinkie.”
>”No Dashie, that’s what friends are for.”\
“Heh, yeah. I owe you, no ifs ands nor or buts about that.”
>”Just don’t let her slip by, she’s a sensitive one now.”
“I’ll try to keep that in mind. Don’t wait up for me.”
>You turn around to say goodbye to your other friends.
>You could feel Pinkie’s grin grow ever larger walking away.

---------

>You say your goodbyes to some of your friends, let some know of your luck, even met up with Anon for a bit, but he seemed a little too preoccupied with something else.
>He better not be drunk
>If he wrecks your dad’s car, it’s your ass too.

>>25736106
this is me.

>>25735268
I fucking love Knife Party

>>25736092
noice
nooiiiiice

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>>25736092
are we sober yet? If not we just gotta listen to the little devil before some other girls tried to jump anon.

These boners grow more powerful the more times you slap them.

>>25736092

>you and Flash hang around one of the punch tables that was out of the dirty drink
>so there was no one there around the both of you

"Where the hell have you been all night, fucking rockstar?"
>"It turns out that Octavia really likes to talk once she knows you're good at playing an instrument..."

"Surprise surprise, Flash. You've been talking to her all night?"
>he nods
>"Yeah, basically. How are you liking the dance?"
"It's been a wild fucking ride, brother."

>"How has it been that wild?"

>might as well tell him

"Flash, you up for another secret?"
>"Umm, sure?"
"Okay look man, I like Sunset."

>"Not really a secret, Anon."
"Just let me finish. I like her right? She's hot and sweet and she's into me. But those two girls over there that we just walked off from?"
>you point to the direction of Lemon and Sugar
>"Are those Crystal Prep girls?"
"Yes. Yes they are. They just tried to give me their numbers and said that they're down for a threesome."

>Flash looks at you, unbelieving
>"Yeah right; good one bro."
"Flash, I'm serious."

>he looks at you for a handful of seconds, waiting for you to start laughing
>it doesn't happen

>"Holy shit, man."
"I know, right?? Before that, Applejack and Trixie offered as well. Honestly, I couldn't care less about the about the Crystal Prep girls but I'm also not an idiot. The opportunity for a threesome may only happen once in a lifetime."

>there's a pause between you two

"I like Sunset, man. I really do. But if I get another offer like that, I might cave. Flash, I can't believe I'm about to ask you this... but what would you do? Am I being too clingy with a girl that's not even my girlfriend?"

>>25738531

>new song
https://youtu.be/o7V8dQqB6qk

>you haven't looked at Flash much throughout the conversation, but his silence after your question beckons you to do so
>and to your surprise, not only has he /not/ freaked out that you turned down a threesome,
>he looks pretty serious

>he gets himself a clean drink and sips on it
>"Have you ever gone fishing?"

>what
>no seriously, what in the hell is he doing

"Flash, I just asked you a damn serious question, and you want to talk about fish-??"

>but he talks over the last part of what you said
>"My uncle took me fishing for the first time last summer. We spent nearly the entire day on the water. It was really fun and I learned a lot."

"Seriously Flash, what does this have to do with-..?"

>he ignores you again
>"You know one of the things I learned? There are two kinds of fish that you catch. The kind that you don't want to keep and the kind that you keep. If you don't want the fish after you catch it, you throw it back in the water. If you want to keep what you've caught, you unhook it and keep it."

>he looks you in the eye,

>"What you don't do, is catch a good fish and keep it on the line while you move to find a new fishing spot."

>oh

>you break eye contact as you realize what he means

"Damn, Flash... that was fucking deep. Didn't know you had it in you.."

>he looks back to you
>"What are you talking about? It was just a story about fishing.."

>>25738656
Of course Anon rejected those girls, I mean who wants to sleep with the fishes?

>>25738656
Am I weird for having no interest in a threesome ever?
It just sounds completely unappealing to me.

>>25738656

>you facepalm; hard

"Well then you just accidentally gave the perfect metaphor for my situation.."

>"Well if we're talking about girls now.."

>he breaths out a heavy sigh
>"I liked... someone... a long time ago."
>he looks at someone on the dance floor, but you don't look to see who it is

>"She was smart and pretty and everything, Anon. I probably had a chance with her; until I acted like an idiot and lost any amount of chance I had."
>he looks back toward you, loss on his face

>"You're smarter than me, so I can't tell you what to do. If this threesome is your dream come true then I think you should go for it. You're right; stuff like that doesn't come by often."

>he takes another sip of punch

"But if you think you might have feelings for Sunset, maybe you should consider that as you think twice about these other girls."

>you take a moment to realize that Flash may have just said the smartest thing you've ever heard him speak... and he didn't even mean to drop that first metaphor

>"I'm going to go dance. Whatever you choose, have fun tonight. Just..."
"..."

>"...don't leave Sunset on the line."

>as he starts to walk off,
"Hey Flash."
>"Yeah?"
"Sometimes you're pretty smart."

>he gives a half-grin
>"I have my moments."

>you two fistbump
>"Have a good one, bro."

"You too, man."
>he goes to find a partner for the next song

>you have an ironic, singular laugh as you see Lemon and Sugar walk towards the exit
>and you don't stop them from leaving

GN bois.

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>>25738656
Well, anon might not have a fan club.You do,though!Dude, i've been reading this stuff for two days straight.I fucking love you.

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>>25736106
>>25736117
Ready for some heavy les smut?


>Your goodbyes said, you make your way out of the gym.
>Derpy is waiting by the main door.
“Hey.”
>”Hey”
>You want to take her right there, but there are too many people around.
>You're sure Principle Celestia won’t give another chance at public indecency.

>Right, Pinkie drove you.
“So do we have a ride?”
>”Yeah, I drove.”
“Then what about your date?”
>”Heh, too bad for him.”

“I think i’m really starting to like you, girl”
>”Well i hope so. I’m gonna let you do some really sexy stuff to me. it’s better if we like each other.”
“Oh, wow. You’re foward.”
>”You don’t want to go slow, do you?”
“No, not at all...I’m having you tonight.”
>”I don’t think i’d have it any other way”
>She giggles, and you make your way to her care.
>You put your arm around her waist as you walk, and she nuzzles up against you.

---------------

>You get to her car and she unlocks it, getting your door for you.
>It’s a 90s Saturn S-series, something that definitely fits her style, definitely one of those point-A-to-point-B cars.

>That doesn’t really matter though, this whole thing is way too exciting to care about cars,
>She gets in pops on some tunes.
>”So, where to?”

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>>25738994
“My place isn’t too far away, i’ll let you know.”
>”And...your parents won’t mind, will they?”
“I don’t think my dad will mind, if he’s even awake.”
>”Awesome! lead the way”
>If your dad is even home that is…
>You give her the “Go left, go right “ game until you pull into your driveway.”
>Your dad took your car to work today, and it wasn’t back, which meant neither was he.
>It was pretty late--even for him.
>You speak up as you exit Derpy’s car.
“Huh, looks like my dad isn’t back yet.”
>”So what’s that mean?”
“It means we can be as loud as we want.”
>”oh boy, that’s great.”
>you make your way to your front door to unlock it.
“huh, yeah? Why’s that?”
>Because Rainbow Dash--I’m a screamer.”
>That stops you in your tracks.
>She passes you, squeezing your butt as she walks by.

>You unlock the door
>Go inside, don’t turn on the lights.
>You close the front door and lock it.

>As soon as you do this, Derpy Jumps you.
>Jumps on you that is--wrapping her legs around your waist.
>She hugs your face with her mouth, instantly starting a WWE tongue match with yours.
>You grab her bubble butt and squeeze, playing with her buns a bit.
>She moans into your mouth.
>She breaks the kiss
>”I... w-want you so bad,”
“Sh-shut up.”
>You pin her against a wall, and take her mouth again.

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>25738934
Sunset is full-blown wife material, Anon. You'd better not fuck this up.

>>25739003
So this is a thing that is happening

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>>25739175
Insanebow Dash demanded DerpDash, and DerpDash he shall receive.

>>25739230
Shine on, you crazy diamond

>>25738934
>"But if you think you might have feelings for Sunset, maybe you should consider that as you think twice about these other girls."

Flash said this line, not Anon. Sorry for the confusion. I'm going to bed now.

>>25738934
Flash is one of those bros you have for life. Until you're laying in a hospital bed in your 80's dying from something terminal and he's right there with your family.

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>>25738764
Wow...

>>25739883
they look like good friends
tfw you dont have good friends like that

>>25740042
I'm a Trekie and a Brony.
My friends are fucking everywhere!

bumps

>>25738934
Oh god, I wanna do an off-shoot of this where SC and LZ pass by some guy playing Malmsteen on a guitar on their way out. LZ promptly soaks herself and leaves with the dude...

>>25738934
Green is top tier but why most of the greens are about Sunset? Not trying to be picky just curious.

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>>25741061
Sunset is love, Sunset is life.

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meaty bump

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>>25719046
Y'all still alive here? Wow
Randompic

>>25741122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUFcqQK9PnU

Buh-bamp.

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>>25739003
bump

Bamp

Come on writefag :3

>>25743775
i'll be right back.

>>25744091
Ready for some hot derp action.

>>25744091
Should have said writefags, i want both of you glorious bastards to continue :3

Anyone notice that Sunset considers Anon her boyfriend but Anon doesn't consider Sunset her girlfriend? Will that come to haunt them later?

Pls no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMZXtATye4

Here's another song I'll never be able to listen to without thinking of Homecoming Anon.

God this is such a fucking good story!

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>>25739003
>You break away, planting kisses all over her face and neck.
>She moans loudly, offering no resistance, and making you do all the work.
>”R-rainbow...can we go to your room?”
“Heh, sure.”
>”I’ll let you do whatever you want..hehe s-surprise me.”
“Anything?”
>”Y-yeah” She says, trying to speak through your kisses. “Whatever you’ve always wanted to do...as long as you make it feel good.”
“Hmp, I guess we’ll just have to try then.”
>You let her down.
“First room on the left upstairs. i’ll be right up--I have to get some things.”
>”Ooo, no secrets now, Dashie, don’t you hold out on me.”
“Heh, If you say so.”
>Anything you want? Well, there’s a few things you want to try, but they require a guy.
>You could improvise, but it wouldn’t be the same.
>What else…
>You run through the kitchen, looking for things to “impress” your guest.
>You don’t plan on making this a one night stand, that’s for sure.

>You get a devilish idea
>You grab a few ice cubes out of the freezer, and couple candles, and a matchbox
>Head upstairs.
>You hear her in your room already.
>”Hurry up, Dashie. I want you to take my dress off.”
>Hurry up you do.

Page 9

>>25744597
Of course it will.

Mmmmmmmm yessssssss

Babump

>>25746379
i hope she plans on throwing those ice cubes at derpy, since they're definitely melting by now.

sorry guys, i'm going through withdrawl right now and can't really write. GG

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>>25749535
Take your time, we understand writing takes time.
pic very related

page8

I had to take all day to move most of my belongings over to my new place, but tomorrow the green returns. Sleep tight, anons.

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>responding to posts before I pass out
>also, pasta captcha

>>25736029
Given enough time, it might cause some physical pain...

>>25736248
/)

>>25736117
Maybe, but you are mine, sugar-tits.

>>25738764
Nice meme/10, or well played Godfather reference? Either way, well done.

>>25738954
I love you too, Flutters. But seriously, thanks. I really appreciate that. These kinds of posts are always a treat to read.

>>25739175
I'll be sure to relay this message to our boi, Anon.

>>25740418
I think the bigger question is, is Lemon truly on a Malmsteen-tier music taste? If so, we might have a new waifu, bois.

>>25741087
Those leggings are love.

>>25742793
Gettin' a little hard?

>>25746362
>goofy movie
My nigga.

>>25750863
>/)
God dammit Retard
Go blow Shane

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>when you enter your room, Derpy is sitting on your bed, which faces the door.
>She’s on her stomach, looking at you, kicking her feet back and forth.
>She giggles.
>’Come on, Rainbow Dash, lay on me..
>You set down the ice cubes on a new by table.
>hopefully they aren’t too melted when you need them.

>Derpy rolls over
>You rest yourself over her curvy form
>You plant kisses on her, starting on her lips.
>You trail down, sucking on her neck
>She grabs onto you, moaning your name.

>”P-please, f-fuck me. take this off me.”
>Still sucking on her neck, You grab onto the supporting structure of her dress, the pseudo bra that it was.
>With no vertical straps, rather just a tube design, you easily drop the front of her dress, revealing her graceful breasts.
>You place your right hand on her left breast, massaging it, while trailing down your kisses to suck on her other tit.
>Her breasts were a considerably larger than yours, but you didn’t mind, more to play with.
>As you sucked and played with her, she continued to moan your name, and make cute noises.
>She soon became impatient
>”Y-you next.” she barely managed to get out.
>She pulled off the straps of your dress, trying to get if off, slowly helping.
>When your breasts were exposed to her, you returned to her mouth, letting your tits rub against each other.
>It was a lot more pleasurable than you thought it would be.
>She grabbed onto your nipples, squeezing them between her fingers, it was a little too sensitive, but you let her continue.

“Have [kiss] you ever [kiss] done this before?”
>”Not with a girl, hehe.”
>kiss
“Me neither.”
>kiss
>She’s getting even more anxious.
>”Get the rest, p-please.”
>You take turns slowly stripping each other of your dresses, until you’re both left in your underwear
>You sit up on her lap, giving her form a good look over, and smiling.

Bump for life.

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BUMP

Bump for tardy :3

>>25751230
Moar.

>>25752906

>>25753342

bumop

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>>25738934

>the time for deep thought over, you decide that standing there alone next to a table devoid of its primary intended content had become far less enjoyable
"This is fucking boring."

https://youtu.be/qn9AeUK-jG4

>walking around wasting time, you spot Roseluck on the side of the gym sans dance partner
>you were almost 100% sure that she wouldn't turn horny on you, so you start your descent with intent to ask for a dance

>at least, you would have,

> if you didn't spot Celestia walking to a different table
>a table that had two different punch bowls
>and no attendant from the team anywhere in sight

>your bro-senses tingling, you make a bee line towards the table she's already at
>as if it were in slow motion, you see her grab a cup

"Principal Celestia!"
>her hand almost made contact with the ladle before she stopped to see who called her
>"Anonymous? Is there a problem?"

>in the time it took her to say this, you were behind the table and grabbed the cup out of her hand
"Please, allow me."

>you had been to this specific table already, and the clean stuff was in the bowl opposite from what she was about to have
>you pour her a cup from the other bowl,

>you hand her the cup
>she takes a sip; her face doesn't change

>you got her the clean stuff just in time
>"I appreciate the gesture, but I never asked the football team members to serve the punch tonight. Is there any reason for this?"

>sweating intensifies
"Uhh, I think the seniors wanted to... show gratitude for everyone showing up to the game last night."

>she takes another sip, then glances at some of the seniors away from your location
>"That is surprisingly thoughtful of them."

>victory

>need to change the conversation
"Are you having a good time, Principal?"

>she gives a hesitant nod
>"If the students stay out of trouble while on campus, then my night will be satisfactory. No trouble as of yet, so I suppose it is alright. How do you like the dance?"

>>25755550

>How do you like the dance?
I read it as "How would you like to dance?"

>>25755620

I ship Celestianon

>>25755550

"It's been.. hectic. But fun. I'm having a good time."
>she smirks a little, reminding you that even your poker-faced principal is also human
>"I thought the homecoming king might be doing better than 'good.'"

"There's been some.. drama."
>she looks partially amused, as her mood becomes a bit more casual

>"This school has a 75% female student attendance rate. Drama is to be expected."

>something about that statement caught you off guard
"I hate to point out the obvious, but aren't you-"
>"I am also far /older/ than my students, Anonymous."

"That's fair."

>"I suppose I will leave you to your duties, then."
>a thought enters your mind
"Wait, Ms. Celestia.."

>"Yes?"
>you look around, checking for any prying ears
"Yesterday at halftime, you called out the winners of the homecoming court."

>she nods, waiting for you to point out something other than the obvious
>"That is correct."

"Well... you called out everyone else's name normally. Nothing fancy or out of the ordinary with them. Then right before you called my name, you winked at me. What did that mean?"

>her casual demeanor leaves
>"I'm positive I don't know what you're talking about,"

>>25755840
>>"This school has a 75% female student attendance rate. Drama is to be expected."
kek
in every story celestia is wonderful

>>25755869
She deserves it. The actual franchise has been terrible to her.

>>25755840

"Principal Celestia, please."

>this time, she is the one checking for prying ears
>she drops her formalities

>"I suppose that I could indulge you with a few bits of information, being that we are already immersed in the secret-keeping business."
"..."

>"I couldn't take Twilight off of the list candidates before the voting was finished, so all of the votes towards Twilight were rendered null. Else, she would have definitely won."

"Okay, that makes sense."

>"Fleur would most certainly have won if her mouth never opened, as I'm sure you are aware of by now; she still amassed a sizable amount of votes."

"Wait, how do you know about-"
>she waves her hand, indicating you shouldn't ask
>"I know more things than you could possibly imagine."

>you decide to not ask

>"As more votes were counted, Rarity and Sunset were clearly in the lead. The votes all counted and then re-counted.. it was a tie between the two. Meanwhile, you had easily taken the lead for king. So much so that a recount for you was necessary."

"But.. that doesn't make sense.."
>"You winning?"

"Well, that doesn't make sense either, but that's not what I meant. If there was a tie, how did Sunset win? Why wasn't the tie announced?"

>"I'm afraid I cannot tell you that."

>she looks away for a moment

>"But if I were to tell you, I would /not/ say anything about this school's principal adding in an extra vote to the pot. And I /certainly/ wouldn't say that your position had already been solidified. And there would be /absolutely/ no correlation between these two happenings."

>she takes a sip of her drink
>".. two happenings that are only theoretical and of course, did not occur."

"Wait a... holy shit.. you-"
>she tisk-tisks you

>"Language, Anonymous. Language."

"But how did you know that Sunset had fee-??"

>the sly grin she had kept at bay for so long finally made an appearance
>"Have a pleasant evening, Anon."

>and just like that, she walked away towards other staff members

>>25755840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT86AoSGEL8
just remembered this song, i guess it would be appropriate for the last slow dance between sunset and anon b4 he dicks her into oblivion

>>25756248
Anon and Celestia dance when?

>>25755620
>>25756352
Is this a request?

>>25756456
Only if you want to spoil us, senpai.

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>>25756456
Oh shit senpai noticed me
Well, guess it can be taken like that

>>25755941
I'm REALLY hoping she gets her own episode next season. It's way overdue.

>>25756456
Just to see that look on Luna's jealous face, yes.

> "M-My sister is older than me but she's still popular among the students! It doesn't make any sense! I-It's not like I'm jealous but..."

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>>25756926
what would EQG nightmare moon even look like?

>>25756999
ACTIVE SHOOTER

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>>25756456
I just want to motorboat those mature breasts.

>>25756926
I'm not even a Lunautist, but it seems like VP Luna never gets any love in these greens.

>>25756999
You know that one teacher who's always in her 40s, no husband, no children and still a virgin? Always frustrated with life so she tortures her students? Yeah, pretty much. Vice Principal Lunatic.

>>25757724
So we fuckin her or what?

>>25757781
Yeah same. She sounds like she needs a good dicking

>>25757497
i would

>>25756999
Luna slips Celestia a heavy laxitive and tries to enstate her own policies. Celestia later comes back and admonishes her, banishing her from the school board until 1000 minutes later when she reconsiders and allows her to rejoin.

>>25758086
oh fuck, nevermind, you said "look like", not "act like"
my b

>>25757497
>>25758002
Let's be honest who wouldn't?

>>25756248
Celestia is a troll.classic

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>>25756248

>as your mind still tries to reconcile the fact that Celestia apparently knows everything,
>1000 questions flood your thoughts as you try to make sense of what just happened
>but one very important one stays along for the ride
>you stand there and watch her leave

"What in the absolute fuck just happened?"
>"Hi!" someone in front of you says in the most chipper mood you've heard all night

>"Need some help with something?"

>look up
>it's Pinkie Pie

"Oh, Pinkie Pie. I doubt you would know..."
>"Know what? I can't help if I don't know what I'm fixing?"

>over the last week, Pinkie struck you as odd to a fearful degree,
>but she still seemed pretty nice
"I don't know how, but Celestia seems to just know literally everything. It doesn't make sense."

>a Sherlock Holems cap and a bubble pips appears out of nowhere on Pinkie's face/head
>she puts her palm up to her chin

>"I'm not sure. Pulling knowledge out of hammerspace is difficult, even for me. No novice could ever pull that off, not even Celestia. Now an actual hammer? That's easy! Maybe she's using cameras. But how would she know about Sunset's feelings with a camera..."

"Pinkie, I didn't even tell you what Celestia knew! How did you know that!?"
>"Nope!! That's the fun part!"

"What about the hat and the pipe?? I know you didn't just have those on you a minute ago!"

>she puts her finger to her lips
>"Ssshhhhh; it's a secret."

>yfw pic

>>25759735

>>25760235

>Pinkie's PI getup vanishes
>your mind just rejects what happens and moves on as if that never happened

>"I'm thirsty! Am I supposed to ask you for punch?"

"Yep, I guess so. Clean or dirty?"

>"Clean, please!"
>you pour a cupful and hand the drink to her
>she takes a nice chug, then casually says

>"That's not the clean stuff, silly!"
"What? Let me see that."

>you take her cup and sip
>it /was/ the dirty stuff

>before you hand the drink back to Pinkie Pie
>look over to Celestia; still sipping on her drink

>she got the punch from the same bowl you gave Pinkie

>a dastardly idea spawns
>hand the drink back to Pinkie, with a great smile
>you pour her a new cup with the other stuff
"Pinkie, thank you very much for pointing that out."

>"No problem, Anon!"

>you start to walk away, suddenly Pinkie is next to you again
>you didn't see her walk towards you; she was just there

>she whispers in your ear

>"There /is/ something in the water here."

>you look to where she was
>and she was nowhere in sight

"I... KNEW IT!!!"

>>25760353
>>Pinkie's PI
oh you

>>25760353
At this point "There's something in the water" is a much better title than Homecoming anon.

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>>25760440
>TFW I was the Anon that came up with 'Homecoming Anon'
Sorry guys it was the best thing I came up with in three minutes.

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>>25760353
mfw i dont understand the joke...

secret bump!

Sooper dooper bump

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>>25760353
Goddamn it, Pinkie!

>>25761181
Earlier in the fic Anon was certain that his luck had been stemming from something they put in the water.

>>25761571
And now his suspicions are confirmed

>>25761544
Didn't you know that Pinkie is related to Deadpool?

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>>25760353

>there has been too much shit going on to think about what dark magic Pinkie practices in order to do what she does

>you look back towards Celestia
>she is in conversation with VP Luna and Ms. Cheerilee
>you approach Celestia with a bit more aplomb than most students would
"Ms. Celestia, I was wondering if we could speak on something while we have a dance."

>she looks at you in disdain; clearly separating what you know against what everyone else knows
>"I'm very sorry Anonymous, but there are rules and regulations against that."

>the exact response you were fishing for

>you stare her down with an evil smile
"I see. My eyes might fool me, but it looks like Vice Principal Luna and Ms. Cheerilee might be thirsty? Perhaps they could just have a taste of /your/ drink?"

>Luna shrugs with a very informal, "I am actually not thirsty at all.."
>but Cheerilee looks over as well, "Actually I could use something to drink!"

>Celestia's eyes, if only for a moment, turn into pinpricks
>but soon return back to normal

>"Ms. Cheerilee," your principal says. "I can get you a drink if you are thirsty. I have been feeling a bit under the weather recently; I wouldn't want you to catch anything..."

>Cheerilee responds, "Oh, no thank you then. I'd rather not catch anything. I'll just get it myself."

>Celestia quietly says to you, "One dance; this never happened."

>before anything else happens, you hear a deep and gruff voice say, "Ms. Cheerilee, I was wonderin' if'n you would have a dance with me..?"

>you look towards the source of the voice,
>it was Big Mac asking Cheerilee...
pic

"Hell yeah, Mac," you say out loud

>>25761982
Aww yis MacBro
Cheerilee spaghetti when?

>>25761982
>>Celestia quietly says to you, "One dance; this never happened."
kek

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>>25761982

>Cheerilee is about to oppose, but when she sees Celestia going to dance with you she responds to Mac, "Well, I suppose.."

>as the other women leave the conversation,
>Luna, who acted like she didn't care to dance with students,
>pouts, "Well, no one asked /me/ to dance..."

>Flash passes as she says this, on his way for some more punch
>Luna sees him and grabs him, "Student; we are dancing."
>his eyes, wide as saucers, "Wh-what?"

>Celestia follows you and the slow dance ensues
https://youtu.be/4wdpSFQTulo

>you see Flash and Mac with the women and throw up both of your hands
pic

>Celestia begins the conversation
>"What is it that you wanted to speak on? Or did you just blackmail me solely for a dance?"
>she's extremely casual when she asks this, seemingly not very pissed at the stunt you just pulled

>in fact, the formal air she usually carries with her is apparently thrown out of the window

"You're not mad? I expected at least /some/ resistance.."
>she looks away for a moment
>"As much as I don't like the thought of losing my job, I can appreciate the strategy you've used to earn this dance. Plus..."

"..."
>"..it's been years since a student had the tenacity to ask me for a dance."

"Oh. Well in that case, yeah. I do have a question."

>"Alright, but you only have one dance so I might recommend you being concise."

>in your time here at the school, Celestia was one of the very few people that you couldn't read
>this moment was no different

"Why?"

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>>25761982

>>25765083
>inb4 he asks what exactly is in the water

>>25765083

>"I'm afraid I don't follow."

"Why did you really swing the vote? I'm not going to ask how you knew about me and Sunset, even though that in itself doesn't make any sense. I'm not asking if you knew how much that changed the course of this weekend for me. I just want to know why you did it."

>"..."
"I know that it's not because of the 'incident' that happened this week. That's over, and Sunset being voted the queen has nothing to do with the school's reputation. And no one would have known if you made Rarity win or kept it a tie. I never asked you to do what you did and I'm pretty sure Sunset wouldn't do that either. So why?"

>she looks back with a grin
>"You're smarter than your algebra scores, Anon. I'll give you that much."

>she exhales
>"For all you know, it might be a multitude of reasons. Possibly because, in truth, one might be inclined to pity Sunset Shimmer. It does not take a therapist to see that her past haunts her, though she has done her best to right her wrongdoings."

"Yeah... you got that right."

>"Possibly because you remind me of someone I knew when I was your age."
"Wha.. really?"

>"We were young. I wasn't too unlike Sunset back then. Power hungry in my youth, but remorseful as I matured. He wasn't the nicest person, in fact, he could be quite the donkey's behind."

>you contain your laughter at the thought of Celestia censoring herself from saying 'ass'

>"But even in his trouble making and chaotic nature, he was kind to me when I needed it."

>she looks like she's having a flashback for a moment, but then she snaps out of it

>"Maybe it is because I am in touch with my students, and I was once a younger girl myself. I could see how Sunset felt about you. The answer to your question might be one, all three, or none of these answers. I'll leave it to you to decide that."

"Wow... alright."

>a few silent moments go by

>"How familiar are you with the game of chess?"

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>>25765083
Why you gotta do that to Luna, man? That's cold.

I freaking love this story. F5 all day long man.

>>25765222
Liking the Discord shout out here. I forget, is this the green where he is the superintendent or am I thinking of another. Some details start to blur after reading so many different greens at the same time

>>25765380
he hasn't been on this story

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>>25765222
Gee... I wonder...

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>>25765222
oh you

cheeky fucker

>>25765222

"Excuse me?"

>"Here is some free advice: When dealing with a girl who has feelings for you, keep in mind that every action does /not/ have an equal reaction. She will have a far greater, more intense reaction; be it good or bad. Much like a game of chess, one wrong move can mean ruining an opportunity 8 turns away, and you might never realize it until it is too late."

"Great; I'm horrible at chess. You're starting to make dating sound like a huge pain."

>"Such can be the nature of the beast. But.."
>as she speaks, you can feel the openness and sincerity in her voice
>and it's comforting

>"..it /is/ worth it when you find the right one."

>you stay silent for a moment,
"I'll.. do my best."

>"I know you will. I won't prattle in your personal life any further."

>the song is about to end
"I do actually have one more question. What happened to that guy?"

>she sighs again, pain in her heart
>"I suppose telling you won't hurt. After being together for a while, he finally opened up to me. He wasn't good with words when it came to his feelings, but he pushed through that and did it any way. And I.."

>you can sense her regret from the way she speaks

>"I made the mistake of taking that for granted. That was a long, long time ago. We're on speaking terms now, but that door was closed for good."

>song ends

>Celestia looks at something behind you, then looks back at you
>"I am aware that it is unwise to tell you any of that, but I wanted to tell you this. Do not make the same mistake I made."

>in a tone of sincerity you say
"I won't. And for what it's worth, thank you."

>she smiles
>"It's always a pleasure to help my students. That is what I am here for."

>you grin
"That and handing out detentions."

>you hear Sunset's voice behind you
>SS: "Anon? Principal Celestia?"

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>>25765719
daww
celestia best lestia in any verse

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>>25765719
Thanks FulLR3tarD, You had me completely forget about Sunset and Anon and made me feel Celestia and Discord story. Now you have me wanting a spin-off about this.

Bahump

>>25762056
>MacBro
You can build an OC with similar specs for less than half the price

>>25766746
Topkek

>>25765719
Time to seal the deal.

Boomp

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>>25765719

>meanwhile, be Flash

https://youtu.be/4wdpSFQTulo

"I'm sorry Ms. Luna, what was that??..."
>"Your ears work fine; we are dancing."

"Ahhhh... okay?"
>"Teach us how one dances to this slower-rhythm tune?"

"W-well, the guy usually holds the girl like this.."
>you shakily put your hands well above her hips; for safety

"..and the girl sometimes puts her hands around.. the guy's neck."

>"Ahh yes, we see now."
>she puts her hands around your neck, in choking style
>"Like this, correct?"

>in fear of being choked,
"NO MA'AM, NOT LIKE THAT"

>she let's go of her chokehold, and puts her hands behind your neck
>"Is this now correct?"

>you just fearfully nod
>"And we simply follow your speed of steps?"

"Yes Ms. Luna.."

>"Student, there is no need for fear. You are simply but a tool."

>did... she just insult you??
"What??"

>her devilish smile reveals
>"A tool for our sister's jealousy."

>you look over to Anon; your face practically begging for help
>but neither Anon nor Celestia are looking your way

"Quickly, Student, place thine hands upon our buttocks whilst we dance; surely this shall make our sister envious."