>Go into your room >see this >What do

>>25713525
>humie woman
leave and go post on social media how I am a submissive male feminist and hope she doesn't press rape charges.

>>25713525
>get on computer
>go to /mlp/
>make another shitty wat do thread

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>>25713525

>>25713525
tell her to get of my fluttershy plushie

>>25713525
>ask for source
>either get given source without question or get someone say 'le ebin spoon feed meme'
>either thank person for giving me source or tell the spoon feed person to fuck themselves
>repeat tomorrow

>>25713525
*Fart and run away*

>>25713525
"Well, that explains the fish odor."
>Proceed to light scented candle.

>>25713525
"Ah, slutty burglar! Get 'er boys!"

Then watch as she's set upon by two German shepherds that will either attack or else try to have sex with her.

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>>25713525
Ready my whip and see if my stake and hammer are where I left them
No way I'm letting some pale, undead vampire suck me dry

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>>25713525
>farts in a pillow

>>25713525
Suck her toes.

>>25713525
kill myself before I become a furry.

>>25713525
get the fuck out of here you purple haired albino whore.

>>25713525
When the fuck did I get a four posted bed?

>>25713525
>ra..
Ah fuck it. It's not worth it.

>>25713525
Take her to the doctor because she has the most pale skin in the history of mankind.

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>>25713525

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>>25713525
>Blue toenail polish

Unf. Foot worship session is go.

>>25713525
"I guess you need bus fare as well? No, I am not paying a cab to take a hooker back to her trailer park, get fucked."

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>>25713782
>>25714013
>Albino
muh fetish

>>25713525
Ask for the source

>>25714046
OH SHIT IT'S MR. CLEAN

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>>25714035
Muh nig.

>>25713525

Introduce myself properly to the nubile woman who brought her own bed to the party and get to know her.

That it's likely to lead to sex given she's nude and apparently happy about it isn't a bad thing, but if I'm going to be screaming someone's name while they fuck me silly, it's going to be theirs.

Call the police

>>25713525
Eat out her asshole

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>not a single >rape

neo /mlp/ is real

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>>25713574
>>25713574
I'll do it for you

Source anyone?

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>ask her where is her school
>come through the portal
>end up in equestria
>???
>PROFIT

>>25714144
No parent should have to bury their child

>>25713525
>disgusting proportions, though better than the usual EqG body types
No thanks

>>25714159
No, but i want it

>>25713525
I legitimately wonder what percentage of people on this board would actually do something really spergy and completely ruin the moment.

>>25714144

Nude, smiling women on your bed generally fall under "You can't even >rape the willing."

>>25714185
Well so do I

>>25713537
>Implying women look like ponies
Kill yourself you retarded ponyfag. Maybe if you got out of your parents basement and stop sucking on your mommas tit you wouldn't say shit as retarded as this horsefucker

>>25713525
Any one have the sauce or what?

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>>25714068
I'd cum buckets if they wore pic related in the next movie.

>>25714054
On mobile, but look up rarity on paheal. It's on the first page

I think to myself "once you go white, a trailer's in sight".

>>25714291
Couldn't you link it?

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>>25713525

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> pewman

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Sauce:

http://rainbownspeedash.tumblr.com/post/134793723967

>>25714061
I USED TO SUCK MY BROTHER'S MEAT
>all these fucking years later and SoundSpeed still sings it that way

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>>25714474

>>25714159
yes plox

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>>25714474

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>>25713525
Close the room and call the caps.
I'm fucking ace goddammit.

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>>25714474

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>>25713525
"WHO PUT A SLUT ON MY BED?!"

>>25713525
>"Hello Anonymous, welcome home dear. Like what you see~?"
>All you can do is stare as Rarity poses
>Looking at her long, petite legs, they look perfect
>Rarity smiles teasingly at your frustration when she hides her breasts
>Instead she asks you to come hither with a finger, and lifts her legs to invite you to-
"Hold on a minute."
>She comically freezes as you say that.
>You look down her legs to see
>To see-
"Ok, I think I've had enough Rarity."
>"Done looking Anon? Then why don't you come join me on your bed, and-Anon? What ar-WAAHAHA!"
>You grab Rarity by her legs and with a single pull, yank her off the bed
>She fumbles onto the floor completely taken by surprise
>Reaching down to hold her by the shoulders, you hoist her up to talk to her face-to-face, your blood boiling
"Really Rarity!? I'm willing to put up with this shit from Rainbow, aren't you suppose to be the classy one?!"
>"R-Rainbow? A-anon I don't-"
>You throttle her
>"WAH, Is t-this not to your likin-"
"MY LIKING? IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE RARITY?!"
>Rarity's make-up begins to runs down with tears as she tries to comprehend the situation
>You're too fucking gone to care
>Reaching a hand down between her legs, Rarity's face reddens as she lets out a lewd moan
>You shake her with your free hand
"NO RARITY. DON'T FUCKING MOAN AT ME. LOOK AT THIS!"
>You gesture violently at her lower torso
"LOOK FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMNED LIFE!"
>Rarity looks down and gasps
>Inspecting her body, she finds that she doesn't have a lower torso at all!
>She begins to hyperventilate "A-A-Anon, what's going on!?"
>You rest both hands on her shoulders and to hold her still, and look grimly into her eyes
"Where is the sauce Rarity?"
>"W-What sauce?"
"The Sauce. You're censored Rarity, if you want sex and your body back, we need to have the Sauce here."
>She looks at you with confusion
"Welp, I tried. Just know you chose this fate, I could have saved you. Nothing personnel dear."
>You leave your own room.
fin

>>25714394
I'm on mobile. It's a little tough

>>25714046
>Mr clean is gonna clean up a dirty whore today.

>>25713525
Tell the young lady to please put her clothes back on. I then politely ask her to exit my household.

>>25714677
>Nothing personnel dear.
Fucking 10/10

>>25713537
>humie
>this post
Literally kill yourself, autist.

>>25714966
Anon please, my desire to fap is beginning to overwhelm me. Please have mercy and stop

>>25714144
>raping nohooves

>>25713525
Beg to be her bitch.

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>>25713525
>no hooves

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>>25714474

>>25714677
A for effort

>wanting to lose wizard powers

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>>25714966
can someone ask for the source so i don't have to bother with asking for it?

>>25715431
http://41.media.tumblr.com/bde4a0f24db88ccc80856fde6dd279ba/tumblr_nykzlcyHOn1uu47cio1_1280.jpg

>>25715431
Derpibooru, "Ry, Eqg, Explicit". Quite recent, if I'm not wrong.

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>>25714677

>>25715012
>>25715431

>http://rainbownspeedash.tumblr.com/post/134793723967

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>>25714677
>>25715467

>>25715579
ANON NO
I SAID STOP

>>25713525
>Grab gun
>Remove home invader
'Murika

Clop clop

>>25713525
Fuck it

>>25714212
Yes you can.

>ctrl+f hooves
>2 results

you disappoint me, /mlp/

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>>25713525
I have never once to Equestria Girls, nor do I ever intend to, but as a leg man, this image tempted me.

To be clear, I didn't, but OP's image did tempt me.

>>25714542
>Soundspeed
It's been a long while. Shame he doesn't do his old stuff anymore.

>>25714165
portal to equestria?

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>>25714474
my god this guy's tumblr
http://rainbownspeedash.tumblr.com/

>>25714677
>long, petite
you know what petite means, right?
you know what long means, right?

>>25714542
Wait what? Are you talking about the reactor Soundspeed? When did he even sing something like this?

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>looking through this guy's tumblr

>found this http://rainbownspeedash.tumblr.com/post/133337812312

>>25718181
Was trying to invoke the image of slender thin legs, but had been awake for 70 hours and was typing on a phone. I wanted senpai to notice me, but not like this

>>25713537
Smh Tbh fucking family, just fucking put a bullet trough your fucking face

>>25713574
>>25714159
>>25714185
>>25714573
>>25714241
You guys do know that the derpibooru index number is in the filename, right?

>>25719288
You're trying to educate the retardeds. Don't waste your time.

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>>25713602
>Dogs attack.
>Marshmallow girl starts to whine.
>Dogs leave her alone.
or else
>The dogs huddle around the nude figure, unsheathing their fleshy red male parts.
>They penetrate every available orifice and Rarity's squeals of surprise turn to cries of pleasure.
>All the dogs cum at once, showering the torso of her snow white form with an even whiter slurry of gametes.
>As she recovers from the throes of pleasure, she runs a hand through her slightly tousled hair.
>Her smile disappears in an instant.
>"IT'S IN MY HAIR," she wails. "Can't you get these ruffians to clean up after themselves, Anonymous?"
You'll have a chance to clean up soon, but first," you say, unzipping your pants,

"it's my turn!"

>>25713574
Found the cancer.

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>>25714677

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>>25719827
The cringe is real

>>25714279

EQGs need more sole shots in general. Isn't there a swimming class they go to?

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>>25714035
>>25714068
>>25714279

>>25713525
Dear Diary:Jackpot

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>>25713525
This do

>>25713525
Vomit on sweater already
Mom's spaghetti

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>>25713525
ask her to check em

>>25713525
this
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/12/9/1040562/large.gif

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>>25714279
did you not see her feet in RR?

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>>25713525
I'd rather have this on my bed

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>>25722362
or this

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>>25722372
she can join in too, I guess

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>>25714677

LINK
TO
ORIGINAL
PIC

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>>25714474
>>25723112 you pleb

>>25723112
Read teh topic

>>25717880
Just do it.