Sloppy Sadness

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Trying to smother his sorrows to death with hayfries.
Searching for hope at the bottom of his drink.
Poor fella

>>25712487
He realized his human waifu will never be real... and that no ponies in his little town are into MLH

>>25712487
they messed up his order and they refuse to change it

>>25712487
He was just diagnosed with severe case of brain cancer.

his fries are already cold

>>25712487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg

You know that feel when no fillyfriend, right?
That lonesome feel, when you sit there infront of your hayfries.

>>25712487

He's not sad, only meditating upon the deliciousness of these fast-food, pre-cooked then re-fried hayfries.

>>25712487
He can't find a boyfriend free filly and his patreon is not getting of the ground.

>>25712487
"Hayfries please, one large with a soda."
>"Five bits."
>He paid up the money, his ears feeling like they were made of led.
>"What kinda drink?"
"Cream soda."
>"Here ya go!" the pony from behind the counter said.
>He walked over with his order, letting out a depressed sigh as he sat down and looked at his own hooves.
>Was it him? Or the world that seemed to have dulled in colour? Probably both.
>He took a bite of his hayfries, the tasty and warm food hardly comforting him.
>He swallowed and stared across at the empty seat, blinking to see if a pony would appear.
>Nothing, as usual. Not even a ghost.
>He pulled out a photo in a frame, looking at the gorgeous pegasus mare, her smile and expression brighter then the sun.
>He set it up where she used to sit, sighing.

---
"What do you mean terminal?!"
>"Just as i said, her illness is terminal, she will die."
"How? What is the cause?"
>"We don't know, but it is bad."
"How long?"
>"..."
"Doc! How long?"
>"Three days. She can't leave this hospital."
"T-three?"
>"Also, the fetus is too underdeveloped to be saved, there is no hope of saving the baby."
"Baby?"
>"Yes."
"..."
>"I'm sorry."
---

>He sighed again, lifting his head to sip at the cream soda. She always loved this kind.


How do i r8? m8?

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>>25712786

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>>25712786

>The rarest of feels.

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Why does this stallion look like he's seen some shit?

>>25712786
>inb4 loss edit

>>25712845

He's never seen a burgersexual before

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>>25712869
He's never seen an American before?

>>25712786
ok/10

No glaring mistakes in grammar or anything like that, it wasn't painful to read. Felt too short for any real feels though. Reading it was like having a quick one night fling with a cheap slut instead of a committed relationship with a good woman. It felt too much like you were just trying to bang out a quick feel. Do you take me for some kind of feel-slut?

>>25712845
That's stallion's name is "the lonely island". He's wondering if Twilight would want to go on a boat trip with him, and one other friend.

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>>25712892
>Do you take me for some kind of feel-slut
Yes, take it, take it ALL!

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>>25712487
He's sad because his burger was just eaten by some winged purlple garbage disposals.

Or at least he reported multiple assailants.

>>25712786
I laughed at the fetus part.

>>25712786
>there is no hope of saving the baby.
you lost me

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>>25712786

>>25712487
porn when