>"So Anon you seem like a pretty fit guy and I was wondering

>>25710955
I hope you like running, I'm more of a cardio guy.

>>25710955
I'll train your pussy so it can take my three inch cock.

>>25710955
Look, it's been years since I've been able to deadlift 285. If you haven't noticed, my gut makes me look like Mac from season 7 of It's Always Sunny.

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>>25710955
Sure, just please don't wear deodorant, that shit causes cancer. Also, please don't shower before.

>>25710955
I'm a 330lb fatass. Unless you want training on the xbox, cant help ya

>>25711087
Norman, what happened?

>>25711011
sauce

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>>25711087
I know that feel

>>25710955
...good god, just how out of shape is everyone else if -I- qualify as fit?! I...I'm honestly not sure how to feel about this...

>>25710955

Sure, eat whatever you want and pray for your metabolism to be as fast as mine.

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>>25710955

waitin for the green

>>25710955
>that face
ayy lmao

>>25711011

Agreed. We'll be focusing on squats and the overhead press, followed by pullups

Does anyone have the other DT pics by this guy?

>>25711672
I have both SFW and NSFW.

>>25711672
>>25711674
Album for DT here: https://imgur.com/a/xp5tU

>>25710955
No one in this thread is physically fit to train anyone or anything

>>25710955
I'm a walkin' skeleton here, hell most of us are. As if we'd be fit.

>>25710955

Admire your butt while you exercise and keep telling you to sweat more? Sure.

>>25710955
Right, sitting there on your fat ass won't help matters.

I want you up in that gym pumping weights while I pump something else.

>>25711681
t-thanks

>>25710955
Did you know that sex burns hundreds of calories, works out a number of muscles EVERYONE wants toned, Plus, Its bushels of fun!

Bumping for interest.

>>25710955
I eat chips and lego accessories

OMG LOLOLOL SUPER OMEGA VAGINA BACKPACK FLAMING TESTES 900

>>25711087
Well teach her how to box. You're a big guy.

tfw you want to ruin her diet, so you'd have more of her to cuddle.

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>>25710955
>thought this was Fleur while scrolling past
>open thread
>mfw
Why can't we ever have nice things, /mlp/?

>>25712486
Not too much though, just some cute chub. Anything more is closing in on disgusting tbqh family.

>>25711648
>this

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>>25710955
>>"So Anon you seem like a pretty fit guy and I was wondering if you could be my personal trainer."
Are you fucking blind?
I'm overweight and I'm already balding at twenty-one.
You're gonna have to go somewhere else.

>>25712341
For you

>>25712518
Chub is better than muscle any day.

Especially when it goes straight to her hips.

>>25710955
Yes I'm pretty big, Yes i have defined muscles But i don't work out.
My job is physically demanding so my body ends up getting a good work out.
I prefer to lay in bed for 12-14 hours a day sleeping

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Can someone summon a /fit/ & /mlp/er writers?
Desperate need for green.
>INB4 pick one

Writefags, we need some green in here

>>25711243
FG short

>>25712627
Very well, I shall make an attempt

> Be Anonymous, personal trainer/pervert extraordinaire.
> You've recently started working in Canterlot, and you have just landed a major gig.
> It appears that Fluer-De-Lis was in the market for a new trainer.
> You met up with her at her stately mansion, in her personal gym.
> God damn, even in regular old gym clothes she's hot as hell, guess that's a model's charm.
> "Alright, miss De-lis, you remembered to skip breakfast right? it's important to your new training regiment"
"Yes Anon, though, I am kinda hungry" she sighed, a hand going towards her bare belly as a groan escaped it.
> "Well, the sooner we get to work, the sooner you can get to eat"

>>25712690
Alright let's see where this goes

>>25712701
Reader beware, perversion's near.

"Are you sure this is a healthy brunch?" Fluer asked, standing in front of a smorgasboard of junkfood
> "Oh, but of course, it's all part of my patented diet system, this way you'll burn off all the calories so you can enjoy all the delicious foods you normally wouldn't be able to eat"
> Of course, you know this is bullshit, you just want to fatten this cute little model up.
> What can I say, you are just a massive perv.
"Alright, I guess if it's patented and all..." she mumbled, before taking a massive bite out of a very greasy and decadent hayburger.
> It takes her a while to get through the meal plan you had set up for her, after which, she's collapsed into a food coma.
> Brings a smile to your face, as you heft her stuffed form up, and carried her off to bed.
> "Oh, the plans I have for you, mon petit cochon" you chuckle

>>25710955
Uh we're gonna start with getting you some glasse...nevermind, let me tell you about SS+GOMAD, I always wanted to know if SS as a troll routine.

>>25712794
Hey Anon this is a good story and all but I hope you realize the person in the pic is diamond tiara

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>The overwhelming scent of pain, sweat and tears fill the empty weight room, the only noise that fills the silent gym are the shouts and sobs of a little girl
>"7 MORE HOURS TIARA! 7 MORE FUCKING HOURS!" Anon screams at the fragile, trembling little girl with a fiery passion, flooding the nearby blender with tuna and mutant whey
>"A-Anon! It hurts!" Tiara cries out with. a gentle sob, her arms noticibly twitching and convulsing with each rise of the heavy dumbbell.
>"STOP EATING YOUR USUAL PUSSY FOOD! YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO BECOME A MUTANT! "
>Anon roars out, flexing his Goliath sized arms with a red sweaty face of untamable fury
>Tiara flinches back from the sudden screech, causing her to accidentally drop the light dumbell
>yfw

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How does he even do it
Every pic this guy made makes my dong just burst out in the open, pulsating like a ripped heart in temple of doom

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>>25712886
I realize, but there's already a chubby Diamond Tiara blog on Tumblr, so I felt like doing something different.

> You continue this fraud of a work-out schedule for a whole year.
> Whether or not Fluer realized that the only thing she was burning every day was muscle mass, not any actual fat, hasn't come to light.
"Oh, Anon, I swear, every day my workouts get shorter, and the lovely brunches you make for me get larger" she said with a light chuckle, a bright smile on her plump face.
> It is true, you have been scaling back her workouts, and upping her intake, honestly your dick has been like diamond every day you get to see her in such tight spandex, glutting herself further into obesity.
"I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to make me fat" she said, giving you a sly wink.
> Well shit, looks like she caught on, and doesn't even mind your underhanded perversion.
> I believe this counts as a score.
> Although, it's strange, she's still at the top of the modeling world, she didn't even change over to being a plus-sized model.
> Pony fashion's weird...

>>25712919
He's a wizard

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>>25711652

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>>25712898

>Tiara starts eating big

Rippetoe anon SS+GOMAD'ing Diamond Tiara when?

>>25713902

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>tfw you'll never kiss that sexy tummy
>tfw you'll never feel that curvy body
Why live?

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>>25714140

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>>25713173
Reminds me of Fleur.

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>>25710955
Sure, but it won't be easy.
>Pic related

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>>25710955
Sure.

Bumparoo

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>>25714140

bibbity bumpety boo

>>25710955
Lets start by getting you an eye exam

>>25712898

Wealthy Harpsichord must be Diamond Tiara's totally ripped uncle

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>"Phew, that was a really tough workout, Anon! I'm pooped."

>>25710955
The trick to a good leg press (and any workout, for that matter) is a nice, deep press. So, bring the sled all the way down like so, then start to steadily ext-
*Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>"..."
Lets go get a smoothie...

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>>25710955
>Thanks for the help Anon but I think our next "training session" should be at my house, that is if you don't mind of course.

>>25716330

but how will we lift weights at your house

>>25716391
What the fuck is wrong with her hair

>>25716492

She is a squid

Can we get another writefag in here

>>25716495

But alas, she is a kid now.

>>25710955
But I don't think il fit you, your like a size 7

>>25716330
I want to hold her hand.

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>>25710955
>"So Anon you seem like a pretty fit guy and I was wondering if you could be my personal trainer."
do you need glasses?
or a pizza roll?

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>>25717283
[Spoiler] me too

>>25717412
Stupid feel poster

Bump, and can we get some green

>>25717935
DUDE That one or the other

>>25717995
I choose green, because I really want a lewd story about fit DT

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>>25718338
Both are green,It’s a joke You’re kinda special aren't you?

>>25710955
As the onlypony in here that actually lifts, online coaching is 40 a month, f2f is free becuase your not real.

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>>25718392
fuck it, I'll bite.

>onlypony

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>>25718597
Relax and don't get mad, there's a sligtly bigger one. This thread is all about bigger stuff apparently.

>>25717935

There was one already earlier on in the thread.
>>25712690
>>25712794
>>25712948

>>25719089
But she isn't DT, or Sweetie >>25716034

>>25710955
>s-sure I can try.
>first things first we need to get you off that exercise ball, it's a meme.
>okay anon, I heard it was good for your core.
>it is, but we are going to stay away from obliques to avoid ruining your waist/hip ratio.
>diamond stands up, okay anon what are we going to do then
>you walk her over to the power rack
>we are going to do squats, it's really the best movement to bring up your flanks
>you demonstrate a perfect atg squat
>okay your turn
>"you will catch me if I fall right anon?"
>yeah but it's only the bar silly
>basically hugging her from behind you spot her for five reps
>dick is literally diamonds
>6th rep she struggles and you have to help her rack the bar
>she immediately turns around and starts feeling your abs
>"solid"

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>>25719164

>>25719227
I got nothing, it was literally just a take on the cousin meme from /fit/.

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I have an idea for a prompt
>anon is a roidfag
>DT thinks that anon is natty
>DT asks for advice from roidanon
>roidanon doesn't knows jack shit about weightlifting because the only routine that roidanon follows is Starting Strength
>roidanon then tries to implement some exercises to show off to DT but roidanon can barely make them
>roidanon fucks his proportions
>roidanon becomes a mutant with fucked up proportions
thats DT's fetish
yes or nah?

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>>25719337
Go for it

>>25719337
I am the lonely horsefucker from /roids/ bread, I approve

>>25719406
>>25719366
sorry lads, my English is shit tier to even writefag

>>25719406
Are you the guy that goes by the name of "mlpanon" or something on the roid thread on /fit/ since I sometimes lurk in that thread once in a while. my previous post was broken English

>>25719443
Yeppers, I'm mostly in fraud or on 8ch but I just had to write a cousin(15) green for this.

>>25710955
My strength is natural.
If I exercised regularly, I'd be an Olympian.

>>25710955
Hard to notice the "Get cute"

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>>25710955
step 1: squatz
step 2: oats
step 3: return to step 1

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>>25719574
Oh shit, I just noticed that

>>25710955
Bump

>>25710955
Oh it's by the other guy who does all the samefaces.

>>25720048

>>25712690
That's supposed to be diamond tiara, but continue.

>>25720067
Is this the next
>no hooves?
in the making?

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Selfish bump in hope of more green.

We need a green.

>ct fletcher is a personal trainer for eqg girls.

>>25714140
I like the see through shirt version better for some reason

>>25716391
her face is symmetrical
no wonder I want to spurt all over it

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>>25710955
Yo better be ready an ass kickin. I don't go easy.

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>>25710955
>B-but I'm not even that fit

>>25719337
should i try to do some green?

>>25723524
Yes