Cadance Thread

>>25707770
pink horse best horse

she is married :^(

>>25707770
Cadence can you not speak in tongues? It's rude.

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I wonder what her views on >rape are

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Hello? Yes, this is Pink?

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Love Butt is best Princess

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Quiet reminder of things /mulp/ would rather forget.

>Cadence will never give you tips on how to properly suck her Husband's cock

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I really like it when she says HI ANON

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credence a shit

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>>25707872
And sometimes the silly pony goes and gets cum all over her face!

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Cadence has a (not-so?) secret wild streak

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All my yes!

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>>25708047
>Shining is a fucking cheat at Snow-Wars
Wow, I never saw that coming.

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Can't wait see her babybump next season

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>>25708086
You can't do that on a kid's show.
>tfw we won't see her again until after the baby's born

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This horse was going to be perfect

I fully support our candy princess overlord. Do you?

>>25708127
>tfw we won't see her again until after the baby's born
I wouldn't be too surprised if one of the writers decided to have a "LETS HAVE EVERYPONY RUN AROUND TOWN TRYING TO FETCH SHIT FOR CADANCE'S BABYSHOWER!" episode.

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>>25707777
>nobody checking these quads

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>>25708132
All hail the Pink Raider
>>25708140
I'd be slightly irritated at that.

>>25708154
But we get to see Cadance againnnn! Honestly, my expectations for the show are so low now, it's impossible for me not to like an episode.

>>25708140
>>25708154
I'd be very irritated with that. Unless they can somehow make that a not-bullshit episode like they did with shitty concepts in Season 1 and 2, I'd consider that something of a deathknell of the series, or another sign that it's going severely downhill.

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>>25708220
Just like all the other times the show went downhill?

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>>25708220
It could be worse, I personally wouldn't mind a few non-friendship directed episodes, more general "horse doing horse things."

>>25708238
Except it'll be less "The show's lost an element of balance and coherence ever since they made a castmember into a royal demigod.", and more "Even the fundamental creative things that made the show much better than anyone expected, that it's proven to be able to do, have faded."

>>25708239
It's not about slice of life, metaplot, or character development episode. It's about falling into uninspired, dull, tired, bullshit tropes that we're watching this show specifically to avoid.

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>>25708217
Not especially. If it's a baby shower episode, then the focus is going to be on the preparation for the event, and Cadence might just show up at the very end, if that. Not really worth squandering an episode of the (last?) season.
>>25708220
This guy has the right idea. We're also dealing with material that is still largely young girls here, and I'm legitimately surprised they're going the route of making Twilight a niece, but what's done is done.
Barring another case of Baby Cakes, I wouldn't mind an episode where Spike (and possibly Twilight) travel with Cadence (and maybe Shining Armor) to see her adopted family (provided they go with the Berrow books material), and deal with conflicts surrounding the extended absence of an individual. While it would probably be similar in shape to Amending Fences, the show could also hit on non-biological familial bonds. It would also fulfill the one of the Spike episodes for the season, and develop things between he and Cadence further.
honestly though, I'd prefer an episode where Rarity has to spend some alone time with her dad.

Fuck the file is too big. Oh well here it is.
Last one for tonight!
https://derpiboo.ru/708384?scope=scpeffba274b40670f671ca507abe2351dec213e0c6b

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HerrWritefag comes back when?

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HI ANON
IM YOUR SHIRT NOW
WEAR ME

Let's get some green in here

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>>25708514
Yes, post ideas people. Maybe someone might pick up and run with it.

How bout Cady dealing with wild preggo cravings

>>25707770

she is best princess indeed

>>25707853

did that green with this pic as OP ever ended?
I saw a lot of times about a year ago

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>>25708758
I think it was one of those eternal fics that go on for too long and the writer loses all inspiration and its withers away in the back of anons mind.

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I wish to motorboat her mighty crotchtits

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>>25708855
>crotchtits

>>25708144
>>25708015

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>>25708514
>"ANOOOOOOOON! SPIIIIIIIIIIIKE! WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM?" comes the call from Cadance's bedroom
>You bite your tongue in frustration and curse Shining Armour for convincing you to play milk maid for his wife during her pregnancy
>"You have to understand Anon I can't be around her like this, nopony can, pregnant mares are hormonal enough but a pregnant alicorn? It's suicide!"
>"Every stallion within talking distance instantly wants to rut her and any mare wants to tear her throat out. You're the only one who isn't affected by this. I'm begging you here buddy"
"Fuck you asshole" is what you should have said
>Instead you were now tearing through the empty Crystal Palace kitchens looking for the frozen delicacy your dear Cadance so kindly requested
>You wanted to think of her differently but you knew it was just her hormones acting up
>Also it's the only way you can do this without going insane
>Spike is in the kitchen's vast freezer aiding you
>You wanted to spare him but Twilight had insisted upon it
>She'd said something along the lines of "Personal growth" and "Character development"
>ie "The little shit's annoying me, please hold onto him for awhile"
>At least you had a second pair of hands, well, claws helping you
>And anyway that freezer was cold as fuck. No way in hell you were going in there
>"Anon! Anon! I found it" comes the call before you hear a loud burp followed by a flash of light
>A blast of searing hot air passes by you
>"Anon..."
"Yes Spike?"
>"Anon I melted it"
>You stand despondent for a moment
"Spike take a letter for Twilight"
>"O-Okay" her calls
>You clear your throat
"Dear Princess Twilight. Fuck you"

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>>25711533
kek wonder how big of a spectacle it is when alicorns give birth

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>>25711533
>"Anon, Spike, what is this?"
"Er th-that's ice cream Cadance"
>"This is NOT ice cream. This is just cream with ice in it!"
>A furious Cadence lies under her satin sheets, her increasingly swollen stomach bulging from them
>"It wasn't Anon's fault Cadence" says Spike, stepping forward "I accidentally melted the entire freezer."
>"If you have to punish anyone, punish m-"
>Cadance's horn lights up and Spike is hurtled out the window
>holyshit.jpg
"I-I can grab you some ice cream from the store a few blocks away" you stammer
>"No it's fine" she scoffs and rolls her eyes "You don't have to do anything"
"Well do you at least want me to get rid of the cream and ice"
>"No I've already eaten it"
>You hadn't even seen her take a bite but there stood the empty bowl, immaculately licked clean
>"Why do you ask? Are you accusing me of something? Are you saying I'm fat?"
>You cast your gaze over her belly
"Uh"
>"Say it"
"You're..."
>"Anon what the fuck are you doing? Just say it" you think
"You're thi-"
"Thi"
>"Don't say it! Don't fucking say it!" you think
"Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"
>The room is completely silent
>Cadence looks at you with a shocked expression
>"W-Wow Anon" cries Cadence, blushing wildly
>"N-No stallion has ever complimented me like that! Not even Shiny"
>Your feet stand on nothing as she levitates you under the sheets right next to her
>"Why don't you let Auntie Cadence make you comfortable?" she coos, heat emanating from her wildly
"Wh-what you mean like for sleeping or something?" you stammer
>Cadence smiles deviously and giggles in response

>>25712002
>rape

>>25707770
Dont be mean caddybaby

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>>25712002

>>25707770
I wonder what it's like to have a used, married and pregnant pony as your waifu.

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>>25707777
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>>25712002
I like where this is going.

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Best thread.

>>25713448
Its an acquired, refined taste not meant for the plebeians.

>>25713294
you better not leave her, like fluttershy

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>>25714654
Nah. I think I'll stick with this waifu.

Cady a cutest princess

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>>25714286
>an acquired, refined taste

It's shit.

>>25715722
Well yeah your taste is clearly. Not much we can do about that.

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>>25712002
>Turns out she really did just mean sleeping
>At least for her anyway
>You're currently struggling to breathe under her massive weight
>You've tried to slide your way out from under her but she just clutches you tighter and nuzzles her head further into your chest
>Hell you wouldn't even have minded it all that much if not for the fact that she was boiling hot
>You'd even touched her with a saliva-coated finger just to test it; you saw steam rise from her
>Figuring at this rate you were going to die of dehydration you make a mental note to haunt the shit out of Shining Armour
>Let's see that guy
>You're just about to give up all hope when a battered and bruised Spike tumbles through the doorway
"Spike you're alive!" you whisper gratefully
>"Anon? Why are you and Cadance... Actually forget about it, I don't wanna know"
"Look, buddy, can you get me out of here?"
>The small dragon cocks his head
>"How am I supposed to do that? it looks like she's got a pretty firm grip on you. It could tear you in two!"
"Just pull me out" you pant desperately "I don't care if I die just do it"
>With a look of resolve on his face Spike scuttles over to your side of the bed and clasps your arm firmly
>He takes a deep breath before pulling sharply
>The sleeping Cadance reciprocates and tightens her grip
>Spike redoubles his efforts and pulls harder
>You start groaning in pain and swear you can hear your joints creaking
>Finally with a loud 'pop', you're sent hurtling out of Cadance's grip and onto the floor, crushing Spike
>You quickly lift yourself off of him and the two of you cheer in victory, noticing too late the now furious and very much awake pregnant alicorn
>"Who"
>"Woke"
>"Me?"
>"UP!? she screams before her horn lights up and Spike is again tossed outside the very same window

>>25716060
This is good stuff